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Digital Social HourFacebook Fraud? How I Fought Back and Won | Lindsey Graham SH #824🔥 Facebook Fraud? How I Fought Back and Won! In this gripping episode of Digital Social Hour with Sean Kelly, join Lindsey Graham, AKA The Patriot Barbie, as she shares her jaw-dropping battle against Facebook censorship and government overreach. 🚨 Dive into Lindsey's rollercoaster journey of standing up for her rights amidst the chaos of 2020 lockdowns, facing off against Child Protective Services, and confronting a controversial school board. 😲 Packed with valuable insights and raw experiences, this episode is not to be missed! 💥 Don't miss out on this exclusive conversation where Lindsey reveals how she fought back and won! Tun...2024-10-2335 min
Give Us The Dirt5.4 Wellness at Work: “If you don’t make time for wellness, you make time for illness - Kelly Gregory"In this episode of the Give Us The Dirt Podcast, we’re joined by Kelly Gregory, a registered nurse with over a decade of experience in the ER. Now working as our onsite health coach through our partnership with Cigna, she plays a vital role in supporting our team at HCG. Join us as Kelly discusses her transition from the ER to the construction industry, and the critical role of health coaching. From helping teammates achieve health goals, to providing resources and accountability, Kelly’s mission is clear—enhancing the physical and mental well-being of our people.2024-09-1836 min
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseySeason Recap - Goodbye for now, kids!It's so hard.... to say goodbye... to yesterday..... Dry your eye, we are just taking a little recess and we will be back! It's been 119 amazing episodes and we want to take a little hiatus to regroup and refresh! Also, we are going to Costa Rica to celebrate Kelly's birthday and then she's going to Florida... again. Lindsey is engaged and needs to spend her time having an anxiety attack thinking about the idea of having a wedding and wondering why her partner "Did this to me" and Martha (is that her name...2022-01-3155 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey118. Jubilee & NIGELTHREETIMES Know A Lot About Hello KittyThis week's special episode is from a super fun Twitch Livestream that we did a few weeks back with Lindsey's sister and return guest Jubilee and her rockstar boyfriend NIGELTHREETIMES. AND for the first time in FYIS history, Kelly and Lindsey messed up and both wrote a game on the same subject thinking that Lindsey was supposed to write a Hello Kitty game and Kelly was supposed to write a Hello Kitty episode and THEY BOTH WROTE A HELLO KITTY EPISODE. HELLLLLOOOO KITTTTTTTYYYYYY. Confusion creeps in, mistakes are made, hilarity ensues and now we both kn...2022-01-241h 47F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyMost Under The Radar Drag Queen - Billy FrancescaWe are starting this year off with a BANG of a good time with this week's guest Billy Francesca!!! Known as an "over-the-top drag queen without a wig", this performer proves to be as smart as he is funny... unless it has anything to do with math. Speaking of math, we start our school day off with a painful math class thanks to Miss Lindsey. Known as someone who has never legally passed math, will Billy blow it? Only Billy knows if he will blow it or not. Our guess is that he blew it. Th...2022-01-171h 36F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyBrought to You by the Letter - Ben FranklinSPECIAL CROSSOVER EPISODE ALERT! WOOOO HOOOOO!!! This week we want to play for you a super fun episode we recorded with younger-than-Kelly-and-Lindsey besties, Carly and Kelsey of the super great podcast 'Brought to You by the Letter Pod'. Enjoy! ***Carly and Kelsey welcome their first-ever guests on the show, Kelly and Lindsey from the hilarious podcast F*ck You, I'm Smarter! In this week's episode, we talk about how Carly is very much in love with Ben Franklin. The BTYBTL & FYIS gals dive into all of Ben's inventions like bifocals, flippers, and the glass harmonica (WTF is...2022-01-031h 12F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyHappy Christmas, Ya Turds!Jesus is the reason for the season - and good news! This episode is all about Jesus! Not really. It actually has very little to do with Jesus at all. In fact, this episode has nothing to do with Jesus and has everything to do with gift giving (or lack there of if you're Kelly) and holiday foods because sometimes stuffing your face is the only way to get through it. We are all in this together. Lindsey starts our school day off with a gift giving quiz where we learn that Kelly REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY...2021-12-2057 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseySPECIAL BONUS EP - Wild Nights With Rocky PowellSurprise! 'Tis the season for a Special Bonus Ep Day! This special bonus episode is from a few weeks back when Kelly and Lindsey were guests on the hilarious podcast- 'Wild Nights With Rocky Powell'. Rocky wanted to hear about our wildest night as a comedy duo and BFFs and after 15 years together as a couple, Kelly and Lindsey have had their fair share of wild nights together. Warning: This episode contains talk of incredibly strong pot brownies, horrendous covers of songs that should have been left alone and making out with open-micers. ENJOY! Listen...2021-12-1332 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyGreg Vs. Jack from The Weather is Crazy PodHoly Moly! It's another double whammy! This week cohosts of the very funny 'The Weather's Crazy Podcast', Greg and Jack, go head to head and try to outsmart one another in games about everything BUT the weather. Kelly starts our school day in English class with a throwback game of 'Shakespeare Shananigans'. Does anyone have else have a three-piled piece on their pizzle or is it just me? Then we head on over to Psychology class where Lindsey tries to write a game about how the weather affects your mood and it's kind of boring a...2021-12-061h 39F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyKelsey Perkins Vs. Carly RumpfIt's a special duo day on F*ck You, I'm Smarter! This week we have Kelsey and Carly, cohosts of the super fun podcast 'Brought To You By The Letter'. K&C are two besties that have way too much in common with K&L that it is actually possible that they are them, but 10 years younger, living in the present day like this is some sort of multiverse, matrix, alternative universe life thingie. So basically, the four of us together are Karly and Larndsey. We start our school day with Miss Kelly in Track and Field w...2021-11-291h 39F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyKelly's Sister Is The Eighth Wonder Of The WorldPOP QUIZ, BABIES! That's right! This episode is for all of our infant listeners because Kelly's sister had a BABY!!!!! KELLY IS OFFICIALLY AN AUNTIE!!! COOL AUNT ALERT! WE REPEAT, COOL AUNT ALERT!!!! Because we want to make sure Kelly is baby ready, we go back to an old quiz that we did with Kara Klenk many moons ago called 'Oh Baby, Baby' to check her knowledge on all things newborns. Then, because Kelly's sister is officially the 8th wonder of the world... (Let's break this down. Kelly was with Lindsey when her sister had t...2021-11-2241 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyRocky Powell Is One Wild ChildBOY OH BOY OH BOY did we have a wild time with the host of 'Wild Nights With Rocky', Rocky Powell?! We did! Rocky joins us from the east coast to chat about science fairs, being the class treasurer, social studies and squirrels. We start our school day in Student Government because Rocky was the class treasurer. Money, money, money, moneyyyyyyy, MONEY!!!! You're welcome for getting that stuck in your head for the rest of the day. Then Kelly takes us on over to Social Studies/Improv AKA Humanities class where we play a g...2021-11-151h 31F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyEver Mainard Was The High School MascotWriter, actor and comedian Ever Mainard is on the show this week and it's a real fun one so get ready! It's also officially November, which is Native American History month so Lindsey starts our school day off in American History Class where we learn about some kickass Native Americans that made this country what it is today. What do you know about Buffalo Calf Road Woman? If you don't know, now you know. Well, after you listen to the episode you'll know. Then, because Ever was the mascot in high school, the bee (Honeybee? Bumblebee? We d...2021-11-021h 11F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseySpine Whips and Nipple Belts with Mike MalandraHappy Halloweeeeeennnnie! Because this week is our final Halloween episode and spooky season is coming to an end, we bring in Halloween expert and horror movie enthusiast Mike Malandra to talk all things spooky with us! Mike is so obsessed with Halloween, he joined us from a car while on vacation. Now that's some creepy commitment! Lindsey leads the game 'Happy Halloweenie, You Weenie' where she quizzes Kelly and Mike about popular Halloween costumes, candies and the truth about candy corn. Love or hate it? We need to know. Kelly then quizzes Mike an...2021-10-2528 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyFuture Lady Doctor - Jackie BrubakerWhat a pleasure it is to have this week's guest, the one and only, Jackie Brubaker. She's an activist, she's a baker, she's a musical theatre actress, she's a podcaster.... she's now she's a LADY DOCTOR!!! Listen to find out how she becomes one. We start our episode throwing it back to Jackie's high school days where she shares a #metoo story that is so moving and so important you'll be shocked that it's on a silly little podcast like FYIS. Because Jackie wanted to be a doctor but her lack of math skills got...2021-10-171h 24F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyFormerly Known As Columbus DayGoodbye Christopher Columbus and HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO Native Americans! Do you know what state was the first state to recognize Indigenous Peoples' Day instead of Columbus Day? We will give you a hint. It's long and liberal and rhymes with Palifornia. After Kelly leads us in a History quiz all about Indigenous Peoples' Day, Lindsey continues our Spooky Season celebration with a quiz all about ghosts. Here's a ghost riddle just for fun. What kind of roads do ghosts like to drive on? Answer this riddle in a comment and don't forget to give us five stars while you're a...2021-10-0835 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyRock Out With Your OCT OutHappy Spooky Season you little critters! It's time to bust out your sweaters, carve some pumpkins and snack on some circus peanuts. And because nothing is more fall than pumpkin spice everything, Lindsey does a pumpkin spice quiz to get your palate ready. Did you know that Starbucks' Pumpkin Spice Latte has 90,000 Twitter followers? Don't hate. But also isn't that dumb. And because it wouldn't be October with Oktoberfest, we end this episode with an Oktoberfest game where we chat about german beer, pretzels and lederhosen. We also find out that Oktoberfest isn't even in Oc...2021-10-0448 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyScout Durwood Was A Pool RatLight up a doobie cause this one is a fun little doozy. We have actor, comedian, cabaret star and former Susan Miller fan....Scout Durwood aka Lady Scountington!!!!!! Hey girl, hey! Because Scout is living that #vanlife she joins us from a van pulled over on the side of the road on her way to Palm Springs! That's California traffic and that's commitment! Because Scout is originally from Kansas City, Kansas, Kelly starts our school day off in Geometry class where we learn a lot about tornados because apparently that's a thing there. Th...2021-09-271h 09F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseySummer vs Fall - A Seasonal RivalryGoodbye summer and helllllllllo fall. This week we are falling out of love with summer and falling into bed with fall. We are saying "so long" to summer and "farewell no longer" to fall! Summer is a sucker and fall is fierce, baby! What we are trying to say is that it is no longer summer and now it's time for fall, okay!? Got it? This week we do a deep dive into calendars, Julius Caesar and watermelon. Fruit or vegetable? You tell us! This episode is inspired, riveting and promises to make you think differently about...2021-09-2039 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyMyka Fox Was Kicked Out Of Her Friend Group TwiceOh boy, oh boy! Do we have a treat for you! This week we sit down with comedian, writer and Twitter extraordinaire MYKA FOX!! When we asked Myka what her favorite subjects were she stumped us with her thirst for statistics, linguistics and physics. Clearly Myka hasn't listened to the show or she would have known that we aren't smart enough to write such quizzes. HELP! "Irregardless", Lindsey starts the school day with a Statistics quiz called, "Survey Says" where she asks two real statistics questions and then switches to some of the weirdest statistics o...2021-09-081h 19F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyEnjoy The Fruits Of Your Labor!Happy happy Labor Day!!!!! What does Labor Day mean to you? Does it mean sitting in the pool with a wine spritzer in your hand? Does it mean working time and and half and making that dough, bro? Is it a day to think about our moms who did a lot of laboring to push out tiny little humans that grew into the idiots we are today? Whatever Labor Day means to you, try to reward yourself today for all the hard work you do, day in and day out. Cheers to all the hard-working heroes out t...2021-09-0638 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyCorey Podell Is Totally Boy CrazySummer break is over and it's back to class, kiddos! This week we go back to school masked and vaxed with actor, writer, director and faux Phish fan Corey Podell. Because Corey listened to Phish only to get closer to those hot, patchouli-smelling high-school boys we start our day off in Biology class with a Fish/Phish quiz. What do you call a Phish with no eye? PHSSSSSSSSH. If you listen to the episode, you'll get this high-larious joke. Then Kelly takes us to Music class so we can do a deep dive into Corey's lo...2021-08-301h 43F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyPop Quiz! - Dueling Road Trips - Part 2Summer is almost over so let's make the most of it! ARE YOU READY FOR MORE ROAD TRIP TALK!?!?!? Well, you came to the right place! This week Kelly and Lindsey are still not ready to go back to reality as they reminisce one last time about their dueling road trips. Pass the sour gummy worms and salt and vinegar chips, this may be a bumpy ride. In honor of her incredible southern coastal road trip and ghost tour experience with her momma, Kelly teaches Lindsey all about ghost cum and other otherworldly wonders in th...2021-08-2350 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyPop Quiz! - Dueling Road Trips - Part 1What happens when Kelly and Lindsey go on dueling road trips? They make a pop quiz out of it, of course. This week Kelly and Lindsey catch up and talk about their summer vacations and quiz each other on different events and topics they experienced while on the road. They both flew to North Carolina and hung out for one night only and then Lindsey went up and Kelly went down. Up and down, meaning north and south, obvi. Collectively, these two maroons went from Upstate New York to sunny South Florida. To lea...2021-08-1658 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyFood Fight! Podcast - Bonus Ep - 'Coffee Talk'Who is ready for a little COFFEE TALK?! You are? Great! Kelly and Lindsey are currently on a little summer vacation, so please enjoy a special bonus episode from their episode on 'Food Fight the Podcast' talking all things coffee with Kirk Pynchon. Hearts and Farts, Kelly and Lindsey Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Donate to giveindia.org for urgent covid relief!2021-08-091h 26F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyBrooke Van Poppelen vs. Andrea WallaceWhoa Nelly! Do we have a show for you? Yes! This week the hosts of 'Side Work Podcast', Brooke Van Poppelen and Andrea Wallace, go head to head and things get feisty AF! We start our school day off in everyone's least favorite class... you guessed it... MATH! These ladies hated math so much that Brooke actually quit college because she refused to add or subtract and we get it. They make it out alive, despite the torture. During recess we chat about their hilarious and down and dirty 'Side Work' podcast which is all a...2021-08-021h 13F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyPop Quiz - Vaginas & Alaska vs. HawaiiWho is ready for a pop quiz all about Vaginas, Alaska and Hawaii? Duh, we all are! Well, if you ever had any questions about your vagina or anyone else's vagina, Lindsey is here to play teacher and show you the ropes. Well, she isn't really going to show you anything, just teach you some things in a completely non-sexual way. It's going to be okay. We promise. Then Kelly brings back our favorite quiz "Boarding Pass or Fail" where we compare Hawaii and Alaska because, SPOILER: They aren't the same thing. See, there's no su...2021-07-2628 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyDave Abed - America's SweetheartHere's the first question of this spectacular episode of FYIS: "How many dating shows has America's Sweetheart, Dave Abed, been on?" First person to get the answer right wins a date with DAVE!!!! WOOOOO. Alright, now that we got that out of the way let's get down to business. We start our school day in Magic Class because David, now an actor and TikTok star, was once a magician and even performed in the circus! Abracadabra! We head from Magic Class to a class called "Chemistry For Stupid Kids" where Lindsey proves to...2021-07-191h 32F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyThe Woman In The HorseAh yes. The woman in the horse. Who is the woman? Who is the horse? Here's the thing. Even though Lindsey learned who the woman was and who the horse was she still doesn't really know who the woman or the horse is SO..... let's all grab some popcorn and listen to this week's episode to learn about the woman, the horse and another unrelated topic: MOSSSSQUITTTTOOESSS. PLUS - A bonus, totally impromptu butterly exposé! Disclaimer: No women, horses or mosquitoes were harmed in the making of this pop quiz episode of FYIS. (We did ki...2021-07-1241 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyHappy 5th of July!Happy 4th (actually the 5th) of July, you pretty kitties! We hope last night was filled with love, laughter and the pursuit of happiness or whatever that means. For this special Independence Day episode we start off our school day chatting about a two very important independent laddddiiieeeeesssss! Alison Bechdel and Kelly's auntie, Liz Wallace. If you haven't heard of the Bechdel test, aka the Bechdel-Wallace test, please listen to this week's episode to educate yo self. If you have heard of the Bechdel test, just know that Kelly's auntie helped come up with the idea and s...2021-07-0543 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyPride Month Minisode!HAPPY PRIDE to all you beautiful unicorns out there!!!! Because we we've been busy drinking vodka sodas and dancing our FACES OFF this month, we have a mini episode that is so queer you won't even be able to handle it. (BUTT YOU'LL STILL LOVE IT.) Special guests Tim Palazzola and Brad Loekle write quizzes for us and test our knowledge on everything LGBTQ+ including Madonna, Stonewall and butt plugs. We said you couldn't handle it. Unless butt plugs are like, your thing. (It wouldn't really be Pride without at least a little bit of butt stuff...2021-06-2847 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyMost Likely To Cut Class And Hang Out With Gay Hookers - Brad LoekleBefore we introduce our incredible guest we want to scream HAPPY PRIDE!!!!!!!!! from the rooftops! Don't be a drag, just be a queen, you hear? Speaking of being OUT and PROUD, this week's guest is comedian and toast of the town....Mr. Brad Loekle!!! In honor of his lack of knowledge of numbers and his mom being a smarty CPA, we start our school day off in Home Ec where we play HOT TAX TAKE where Lindsey attempts to make taxes sexy and it's definitely more lukewarm than it is hot. Then we...2021-06-211h 38F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyPop Quiz, Whores!What a gag.....it's FLAG DAY! And what flag are we celebrating? COME ON! That one. You know the one we are talking about. We are celebrating Flag Day with a Pop Quiz about Sweden and Switzerland (it doesn't need to make sense) and then we then bring it on home with a quiz about our grand old flag. We learn the shocking history of this national holiday (it has nothing to do with FDR, don't get excited). We also learn that only Lindsey is really unclear as to what the differences are between those two S c...2021-06-1434 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyMost Likely To Brag About His New Apartment - Morgan JayThis week we had the honor of interviewing someone who has STAIRS IN HIS APARTMENT. Can you believe it?! That's right! This week, comedian and musician Morgan Jay went upstairs in his own apartment and recorded from his podcast room and we couldn't be more delighted to be a part of it. The podcast room could actually be downstairs but who is counting? We start our school day off in "Classics Class" where Lindsey attempts to refresh the memory of Morgan Jay, a former Classics minor. The problem is that he doesn't remember most things on the...2021-06-071h 22F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyHappy Happy Memorial Day!Dear listeners! Happy Memorial Day! SO MANY MEMORIES! So little time. We hope your day is full of beach vibes, hot dogs, reflection and a whole lot of love. Also, while we are here...have you subscribed to us on YouTube so you can watch us on YouTube Live? No? Well, CLICK HERE to change that, will ya? Won't you? This week we have another pop quiz!!! Woo hoooo! Lindsey recycles a game that we didn't get to do on a past show in honor of another very funny comedy gameshow podcast, 'Go Fact Yourself', h...2021-05-3134 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyMost Likely To Flip Off A Teacher- Amanda BirdThe bird, bird, bird... Amanda Bird is the word and she is also here on the pod this week talking rescue dogs, new mental illness diagnoses and, of course, birds! We start our school day off talking famous Bird's. Bird's like the last name Bird, not the animal. By the way, do you know what position Larry Bird played? $5 goes to the first person who emails us with the correct answer! And.. go! Next, Lindsey takes us to Health class where we get down and dirty and talk about everyone's favorite thing to talk about... m...2021-05-241h 20F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyPop Quiz! - War BabiesHi Ho! Hi Ho! It's time for another POP QUIZ, HERE WE GO!!!! What do babies and World War I have in common? Literally nothing but the fact that they are the two subjects we cover in this week's episode of FYIS. First of all, happy TAX DAY. We love you, we see you, we are here for you and you can lean on us for everything but tax help. You're on your own there, kiddo! It's a dog eat dog world. We start our school day in Home Ec with a fun game called 'O...2021-05-1739 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyBest Joe Conti - Joe ContiThis week Kelly and Lindsey sit down with hilarious actor and former bartender of The London West Hollywood, Joe Conti, and talk shop, shoot the shit and all that jazz, ya hear?! Because Joe likes MATHHHH we start our day in a musical theatre math class where Kelly thinks that there was not 1, not 2 but 17 SINGULAR sensations in the musical A Chorus Line. Singular = ONE but she clearly didn't get the memo. Then Kelly brings us to Humanities class where we discuss real-life superheroes and ask the age-old question, "If you could have any superpower, w...2021-05-101h 33F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyPop Quiz: Celebrity Fez EditionHave you ever heard the phrase, "That's a fez only a celebrity could love?" No? Well, that's because we (Lindsey) made it up and it's not really that great of a phrase. I'm trying to make the Fez happen, okay? This week is a special pop quiz episode where Kelly and Lindsey pick a topic to focus on and really do a deep dive. Because of the announcement that Kaitlyn Jenner is going to run for Governor of California, Lindsey does a quiz all about celebrities who take a stab at living in the world of politics...2021-05-0251 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyEvery Substitute Teachers' Worst Nightmare - Dug BakerBefore we talk about our incredible guest, Dug Baker - artist, actor, hot bartender, and all-around-funny-man - we want to issue a little warning. WARNING: THIS EPISODE INCLUDES A HELL OF A LOT OF QAnon talk so hold onto your white hats? Black hats? Hell, just hold onto your hats. Before we dive into to Q Quiz #1, Kelly takes us to Physics class where Dug proves that he's not just a pretty face but he's actually a genius who understands quantum physics and photons and all that jazz. Lindsey proves she does not know anything a...2021-04-241h 18F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyHappy Birthday, Earth Day!Happy Earth Day from Frick and Frack! We start our episode off with hard hitting questions like, "What is your favorite thing about Earth?" and "If you could live on any planet, what planet would you live on?" and "What rhymes with Earth?". WE ARE CHANGING LIVES HERE, PEOPLE!!! Then for no reason at all, we try to figure out the order of the planets and ugh, it's long and painful. Here is a helpful little tool for you next time you try to do the same, because #important. Kelly asked for an acronym, so here we...2021-04-1940 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyWhitney Cicero - Stepford Wife, Ghost Hunter, Broadway NerdHoly moly cannoli! Do we have a banger for you?! The answer is YES, MOMMA! Speaking of momma's, this week we sit down and play with actor, content creator and mastermind of The New Stepford, Whitney Cicero. We start our school day in History class where we honor famous mom's throughout history and it gets, well, dark. Look, the truth hurts sometimes, okay? These moms deserve to be highlighted and ya'll need to face the music. Got it? Life is sad but you don't have to be. Now that we started this game off with a...2021-04-121h 30F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyPOP QUIZ, B*TCHES!HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS! This week Kelly and Lindsey have a special little POP QUIZ for you!!!! Have we learned anything doing this podcast? Well, listen up to find out. Believe it or not, we started this podcast so we can learn a thing or two. This week we go back to some past quizzes and do a little reviewski to see what we've retained or if we've retained anything at all. There's math. There's a slobbering spelling bee. There are stories about pot brownies and more! Watch FYIS on Youtube: https://youtu.be...2021-04-0527 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey76. Best Big Sister- Jessica GentileCOMING TO YOU LIVE FROM PIRATE STUDIOS, YA'LL!!!!! That's right! This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down at Pirate Studios with return guest and Lindsey's big little sister, Jessica Gentile to talk Florida, lizards and The Jerky Boys. We start off our school day in Ecology class where we do a deep dive into the scaly, slinky world of lizards because nothing makes Florida girls happier than talking about reptiles all day, every day. Then Kelly plays teacher in Zoology/Herpetology/Swampology class where we play "All About Alligators". Spoiler: These three know way too mu...2021-03-291h 10F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyAnastasia Washington is the Goth Show Choir QueenThis week we welcome comedian, writer, podcaster and LA native, Anastasia Washington. In honor of her podcast, Cereal Killer, we start our day off in Nutrition class where we learn everything we never wanted to know about cereal. Seriously, if you are still eating this stuff, you should probably stop because, sugar. SO MUCH SUGAR, PEOPLE! Then Kelly lightens the mood in Psychology Class with a serial killer game where we learn that Lindsey knows literally nothing about serial killers and honestly, she'd like to keep it that way. Side note: If you were going...2021-03-221h 44F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseySpring Break Live!It's Spring Break, BITCHES!!!! Grab a Corona, 'cause we're heading to Cancun! Well, not Kelly. Kelly has to stay back and revisit reptiles because she flunked out in last week's episode with Brooks Wheelan. While Kelly redeems herself with a quiz all about reptiles, Lindsey leads a Spring Break quiz that will make you want to take your top off. Grab a hottie, a strawberry daiquiri and don't forget to use protection. Sunscreen, we mean. It's hot out there. BIG NEWS! We are now LIVE ON YOUTUBE. To check out this week's episode click the l...2021-03-1545 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyMost Smartest: Brooks WheelanWHOA NELLY! Do we have a show for you? Yes. The answer is yes. There's a show to listen to and it's for you. You're welcome. Today the ladies zoom zoom with everyone's favorite comedian Brooks Wheelan to talk Indiana. No, that's not right. Idaho? Illinois? IOWA! Brooks is from Iowa. DING DING DING! Extra points if you know where Iowa is. Nope. Don't worry, Kelly didn't know either. Then because Kelly loves mollusks, she wrote in a fun little game called "Oh! My Mollusk!" Or was it ""Mollusks and More!" How about "Mostly Mollusks" o...2021-03-081h 27F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyRenee Colvert Had A Make-Out PlanThis week Kelly and Lindsey sit down with dog lover, podcaster and all around woman-about-town, Renee Colvert. Because Renee is from Colorado, we start our day in Geography where we play everyone's favorite, ''I Have A Question'' where we learn about Quakers, The Garden of the Gods, and Tuberculosis, which all are super sexy. Especially Quakers. Hubba hubba! In honor of Renee's hit podcast, 'Can I Pet Your Dog' we then end up in Social Studies class learning about Presidents and their dogs because everyone loves a good love story, don't they? Then we h...2021-03-011h 29F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyBlack History MonthHi there, friends and favorites! With March right around the corner, we want to make sure we highlight some of the most amazing, inspiring and influential people from this country's history. Happy Black History Month, ya'll! Full disclosure, we started this podcast because we felt dumb all the time in regards to our Florida education, and nothing makes us feel dumber than doing a deep dive into the history of the Civil Right's Movement. There is much we never learned in school and as adults and we know it's our responsibility to unlearn what we were taught...2021-02-2246 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyA President's/Valentine's Day Extravaganza!This week Kelly and Lindsey talk presidents, first ladies, Valentine's Day, blood baths and more! First, we do a deep dive on past Commander in Chiefs. We ponder and ask questions like, "Which president makes you the horniest?", "What president was the drunkest?" and "Which president would you kill first?". Well, we didn't actually ask that last question but we kinda wish we did and we definitely know what you'd say. Wink, wink. Then, we do a Valentine's Day deep dive where we figure out why we are celebrating this stupid holiday, anyway. Shouldn't every day be Valentine's day? Whatever. We...2021-02-1552 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyBest Indie Artist - Killy DwyerHappy 69th episode of FYIS!!!!! You know what that means, right? Today, we are going to land on the moon again! We will let you know how it goes. Anywho, this week we introduce another Kelly into the mix! ARE YOU READY FOR THIS KELLY PARTAY!?!? Kelly and Lindsey sit down with Kelly 'Killy' Dwyer and chat literature, pageants, and dog birthday parties! Hire her for your pup's next birthday party! Your doggo will not be disappointed. We start the day off in Social Studies class where we learn what Social Studies even is, and that Au...2021-02-081h 32F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyAJ Milano vs. Dan MilanoOn this week's episode we are going to see what happens when a married couple stops being polite and starts being real. The Real World: 'Fuck You, I'm Smarter' with AJ and Dan Milano. We start the school day off with everyone's favorite class - MATH! Look, we will literally pay you to write these math games for us. If you are interested, please email us at fyimsmarter@gmail.com. We need you on our team! Speaking of Fraternities and Sororities (weren't we?), we then shuffle our way to Fraternity and Sorority class where we play the game ''Whatever the Let...2021-02-021h 26F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyInauguration Celebration!This week, we are still riding high, celebrating the inauguration of president Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris. We are riding so high, in fact, that we drove to Joshua Tree to get high and keep the celebration going. GO AMERICA! After some bloody mary day-drinking, a few rice krispie edibles and way too many hours of Yahtzee (Lindsey wrote this; Kelly disagrees), Kelly and Lindsey make their covid pod sit down and compete with a Kamala and Joe Biden quiz. Look. EVERYONE IS GOING TO HAVE FUN, OKAY?! NOW SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP. Will Br...2021-01-2531 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyCousin Jill Is Working Her OssoffThis week Kelly and Lindsey have never been happier!!!!! “Why?” You ask. Well, we will give you three hints. One has to do with the President. One has to do with the Vice President and one has to do with a state that is represented by a big juicy peach, baby!!!! While Biden and Kamala deserve a lot more air time than we give them this week, we promise to revisit this dream team next week for a more in-depth love fest celebrating the beginning of a new .... well.... change. Change is good. Hallelujah. This week we do...2021-01-181h 00F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyF*ck You, I'm Smarter Presents: Food Fight! - Brunch Episode with Yours TrulysWHAT. A. WEEK. You know what we all need right now to cope with our current state of affairs? BRUNCH! Oh, wait a minute. That's not an option due to mean-old Coronavirus. Well, two girls can dream. This week, instead of doing the same old, same old, we are featuring an episode that we did with friend of the pod and former guest, Kirk Pynchon. Kirk and Lindsey have a podcast called 'Food Fight!' and if you haven't listened to the pod, each week the hosts debate a food topic. Kelly came on to discuss her and Li...2021-01-111h 16F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyBonus Game - "Fraudcast" with Dan MilanoThis week Kelly and Lindsey take a nice little New Year's break, babies! It’s a new year! Hallelujah! They say hindsight is 2020 and guess what? We saw it and we want our money back. This week we say a quick hello and show you a little sneak peek of next week’s episode with our dear friends Dan and AJ Milano. Before you go, don’t forget to check out last week’s New Year’s episode with special guests Alison Rosen, Daniel Quantz, Jordan Morris, Nazanin Nour, Nick Turner and Nick Vatterott. Rate. Review. Subscribe...2021-01-0411 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyGoodbye, 2020! A FYIS New Year's SpecialHappy New Year, from our dysfunctional FYIS family to yours! This week we celebrate this past year that was obviously filled with love, light and HAPPINESS. RIGHT?! Aren't we all happy?!?! Just wondering when this Molly is going to kick in. This week, we invite some of our favorite guests from this year to come back to talk all about New Years. We start with a New Year's sing-a-long with everyone's favorites "Nick and Nick" aka Nick Vatterott and Nick Turner from the super silly podcast ''Get Rich Nick''. This game proves it's been a lonnnnnnng Decemmmmber. It really has, ha...2020-12-291h 33F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyHappy Merry All The ThingsPut on your yarmulkes! It's time to celebrate a very Merry Christmanukkah episode! Whether it feels like it or not, Christmas is just a few days away and Hanukkah is right around the corner. Wait. This just in. Hanukkah is over? Oops. Um, Happy late Hanukkah. Hope the latkes were delish! Because we can't just skip the holiday season this year which is what we really WANT to do, we give you a holiday episode of FYIS instead. WOOOOO HOOOO. Get excited!!! Please. We are trying to lift the holiday funk. For our special holiday episo...2020-12-2145 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyAtif Myers - The Second Famous AtifThis week, your two favorite idiots invite writer and comedian Atif Myers to The Situation Room. Wait, where are we? What year is it? Cool! We start our school day off in History class where we break down the movie Casablanca in honor of Atif's Moroccan roots and our one Moroccan listener. Can you guess which famous performer tried to produce a remake of Casablanca with Ashton Kutcher as her co-star? Take a listen to see if you got it right! Then Kelly takes us to Theatre class where we dive into the world of stage...2020-12-101h 18F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyAll Around The WorldWarning: This episode contains loud singing, 90's songs and a lot of annoying cackles. Kelly and Lindsey sit down this week and give thanks to their many listeners that are spread out all over the world. From Canada to Australia, Norway to Pakistan, Saudia Arabia to the Philippines, our FYIS family is diverse and we couldn't be more proud of that! Lindsey starts our school day off in Geography class with a game called ''All around the world statues crumble for me who knows how long I've loved you. Everywhere I go people stop and they see, twenty-five years...2020-12-0754 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyStaci Jacobs Was In All The ChoirsChoir girl, awkward child, and ex-Sex and the City tour guide Staci Jacobs joins us from her quarantine pad in NYC to play FYIS. For first period we go to "Ometries" class because Kelly likes to play on the guest's weaknesses, and Staci admitted to hating Trigonometry and Geometry. Then Lindsey takes us to Choir for a game called "Sing Out, Louise!", which Kelly is surprised to discover has nothing to do with Gypsy Rose Blanchard, who killed her abusive, Munchausen-Syndrome-by-proxy mother. (It will all make sense in the end. Maybe.) In Recess we go behind the...2020-11-301h 26F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyThanksgiving SpecialThis week Kelly and Lindsey sit down for a special Thanksgiving episode. Gobble Gobble Bitches!!!! Kelly starts our day in History class where we learn the good, the bad and the ugly about the history of Thanksgiving. Remember when we made those cute little turkey drawings with our hands and our teachers told us that the Pilgrims and the INDIANS were besties?!?!? Well, first of all, Native Americans and B. They weren't exactly besties. That's the #truth. Lindsey then brings us back to Science class to play the game "Don't Be A Turkey" where we talk chickens. JUST KIDD...2020-11-2354 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyMost Likely To Be Your New Bestie - Alison Rosen Host of the hit podcast 'Alison Rosen is your New Best Friend' and lover of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter", Alison Rosen is our guest this week. Wooooooo! Because Alison was once in a super cool Riot Grrrl band called The Angoras, Kelly takes us to Animal Husbandry class where we play the game, "Angora vs Angora". Spoiler: The answer is Angora. Don't tell anyone!!! In honor of her successful pod, ARIYNBF, for Geography class (Or History Class, who knows?) we play the fun and very convoluted game, "Six Degrees of Alison Rosen" where we go down a rabbit hol...2020-11-161h 11F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyEggs Galore Are you ready to hear what's on the menu this week? Eggs, eggs, eggs - with a side of ovaries. Yummy yummy yummy! That's right, it's egg freezing week at FYIS High School! Because Lindsey is follicle-deep in freezing her eggs, Kelly and Lindsey have a special egg freezing episode that is anything but sexy. We promise you that. The (hopefully) Fertile Myrtles head to Home Ec first for a game called "Eggs Are Eggcellent", where we talk about Lindsey's high school fake-baby-eggshell that she STILL HAS because she's DISGUSTING, endometriosis, fibroids, and pregnancy, oh my! We told you this epi...2020-11-0943 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyBiggest Fan Of Kirk Pynchon - Kirk Pynchon Lindsey's friend, boss, and co-host of the Food Fight podcast, Kirk Pynchon stops by the Zoom room this week. Because Kirk was a dance major in the height of his jerkiness, Lindsey takes us to Dance class where we learn which famous rapper was once a professional ballet dancer. THIS IS WHY WE DO THIS SHOW, PEOPLE! Kelly tortures us with a Math class and double tortures Kirk because it's all about brunch and Kirk doesn't like brunch. Wait, why are we friends with him again? At recess we play a game of Truth or Dare where we learn that Kirk...2020-11-021h 20F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyHappy Halloweeeeenie! Happy Halloween from your favorite funny idiots! You know what's scary? That we are in charge, that's what! For this special spooktacular episode we start off in home period with a Halloweeniiiiieeeee quiz where we find out WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SPOOKY HOLIDAY. Ghosts. The answer is obviously ghosts. We also learn about what match-making and potatoes have to do with Halloween and who Michael Myers' face was modeled after. Spoiler: It's not Tommy Lee Jones. We then flashback to our favorite spooky segments of yore full of plagues, old-timey medicines (Kelly's favorite), and witchcraft, baby! To cap off...2020-10-261h 03F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyJordan Morris Went Hard With The Drama Club This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down with comedy writer, high school drama star, podcaster and all around funny human, Jordan Morris. Because Jordan grew up in the OC, we start our school day in Art Class where we play "Six Degrees of OC Punk Bands", where Lindsey somehow connects Jackson Pollock and ska, punk rock and Monet, and Sublime and Picasso. Convoluted? Yes. Does it work? Let us know! Then, because Jordan Morris 'went hard with the drama club' we go on over the Drama Class where we play party quirks and old-timey voices run wild, see? They really do...2020-10-021h 28F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyHappy Anniversary FYIS!HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ALL OF OUR 'F*CK YOU, I'M SMARTER' LISTENERS!!!! It has been one blissful, hilarious, educational, and extremely convoluted year. Can you believe that anyone is still listening? Neither can we! In honor of our one year anniversary, we travel back in time to revisit some of our favorite games from the past year and even Zoom Zoom Zoom with some of our favorite past guests. If we told you who, we'd have to kill you. But, also just listen to find out. That may be a better option than death. Kelly, Lindsey, and Marsha want...2020-10-021h 06F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyLegally Brunette - Nazanin Nour Happy Monday to us all! This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down with actor, writer and judge on 'Persia's Got Talent', Nazanin Nour. In honor of Nazanin going pre-law (smarty pants) at George Mason University, we ease our students into the school day with some light ethnic cleansing talk with Kelly in Government class. Jeez. Louise. Thanks Miss Kelly for starting the day off right! Maybe we could have had our coffee first before we dove into such a dark, dark subject? Just a thought! Lindsey tries to lighten up the mood in Orchestra class with some fun brass and oboe...2020-10-021h 23F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyThe Notorious RBGThis week, Kelly and Lindsey pay homage to the Notorious RBG, may she Rest In Power. We do a deep dive into her personal life as well as her career as the badass Supreme Court Justice she was from 1993 until the day she died at 87 years old. It is not lost on us that we are allowed to be the brazen, bold, loud and independent women we are today because of her. We thought there would be no better way to honor her than to sit down with another badass woman, Kelly's cousin Mary Wallace-Periac, who worked for the Legal A...2020-09-281h 06F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyKelly and Lindsey Do The High Holy DaysL'shana Tova, little nuggets! That means ''Happy New Year'' in Hebrew - if you don't know, now you know! This week we are celebrating the High Holy Days! Challah! (Said like, Holla! Get it?) First Kelly and Lindsey sit down and talk Rosh Hashanah, aka the Jewish new year, and Lindsey teaches Kelly all about blowing the shofar and butt blasts. Sounds sexual but we promise it's not. The ladies then get even sexier and dive into the other High Holy day, Yom Kippur aka the "Day of Atonement", and talk abou...2020-09-2142 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyMost Likely To Be A Broadway Star - Mariand TorresThis week Kelly and Lindsey sit down in a room together and Zoom with Broadway actress Mariand Torres to talk University of Miami, witchcraft, and being responsible for the breakdowns of several disgruntled teachers. We start the school day off with everyone’s favorite class, MATH. Lindsey swore that she would never teach math again yet somehow got roped into teaching Kelly and Mariand about geometry and introduces the ladies to the coolest and possibly the only song written about rhombuses. Kelly then takes the ladies to everyone’s second least favo...2020-09-111h 38F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyKelly and Lindsey Labor Day Bonanza ExtravaganzaFirst things first.... Happy Labor Day y’all!!!!! Second thing second, big announcement!!!! We are now doing sneak peeks of episodes of FYIS every Thursday at 5pm PDT on IG live so please join us!!! On this week’s episode, Kelly and Lindsey sit down in an actual room together just like Lindsey promised to chat about their recent trip to CAT Cityyyyyyy!!! Do you know where or what Cathedral City is? Probably not. All you need to know is that there is a movie theatre there and that Dirty John once lived there in a trailer on hi...2020-09-0656 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyMost Likely To Talk To Spirit Guides - Sarah TaylorThis week, these two idiots talk to comedian, writer, actor, mystic chick and Mandy Patinkin fan Sarah Taylor. Because Sarah leads full moon circles and reiki healing sessions, we start the school day off in astrology/astronomy and learn first of all, which is which and also what the dark side of the moon is besides an album that you start when you hear the third lion's roar in The Wizard Of Oz. We then hop, skip and jump over to English class to do a deep dive on some Shakespeare and his love for...2020-08-311h 24F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyFuture Carrie Bradshaw - Selena Coppock This week K & L zoom zoom with author, comedian and former Sex and the City tour guide Selena Coppock to talk Magnolia Cupcakes, Manolo Blahniks and more. In honor of Selena’s New York Times Wedding section parody site, @NYTVows, we start off our school day in Home Ec where we play the game, “I Do Or I Don’t”. We then skip on over to everyone’s favorite class, Sex Ed, where we learn about blowjobs, clit size and food fetishes all through the eyes of our favorite Sex and the City foursome. We are all such Samanthas, aren’t we? For rece...2020-08-241h 50F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyMost Likely To Major In Honeybees - Lars MellisThis week, your favorite ladies sit down with astrologer, bee keeper, stand-up comic, tennis champ, metalhead and self-proclaimed animal dork Lars Mellis. Kelly starts our day off in Zoology with snail facts for days. Snail sex first thing in the morning? Sign us up! We then hop on over to Shop class for the game 'Shop Is So Fucking Metal' where we learn about steel, carbon, nikel and GLAM METAL, baby!!!! Death to all but metal!!!!! During recess, Lars reads our astrology charts and we dive into how Kelly and Lindsey are different but the same but also so different and figu...2020-08-172h 03F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyDani Faith Leonard Peaked In Elementary SchoolThis week we talk to Dani Faith Leonard - producer, comedian, host of 'Adult Sex Ed', and one of Lindsey's best college buddies. They reminisce about the good 'ole days in their abusive University of Miami theatre program (there was a day called "Gun Day" you guys) and Dani talks about growing up on Long Island as a artsy, liberal Jew in a conservative, remedial town. First, Lindsey takes us to Marching Band, where we learn about some of the disgusting scandals that mar one of Dani's sacred pastimes. Then Kelly takes us to History cla...2020-08-101h 36F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyMost Likely To Go To Yale - David MarkerOn week 5 million of the quarantine, Kelly and Lindsey sit down with producer and former Nebraskan David Marker to talk about corn, Carhenge, and comic books. Because David was a math whiz and excelled in choir, Lindsey started the school day off with a mashup class that she sloppily named 'Machoir'. Look, Lindsey said that she was never going to teach another math class again and she had to get creative. Okay? Great. With math out of the way, Kelly then took us to Gym where we learned that the scoliosis check may or may not have been a...2020-08-031h 31F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyJ'adore Is The Life Of The PartyTo say that Kelly and Lindsey were excited about this week's guest would be a lie. The truth is is that they were really really REALLY excited to sit down with stylist, creative consultant, professional organizer, brand manager and all around problem-solver J'adore Tarrell. So excited that the episode is over 2 hours long. Oops! J'adore has worked and travelled all over the world, so Kelly starts our day off in Geography class with the game 'Boarding Pass or Fail' where we learn about the art scenes and museums of Miami, New York and LA - three cities that Ke...2020-07-272h 06F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyNational Lampoon's Pandemic Family VacationNeither rain nor hail nor sleet nor snow nor heat of day nor virus of corona shall keep the Gentiles from their road trip. This week Kelly interrupts their dinner to catch up with Lindsey and her parents, Zooming in from Idaho from the nicest hotel Lindsey's dad has ever been to in his life. Nick Gentile reads from his trip diary, retracing their tire tracks through the Wild West, and teaching us a thing or two about American History in the process. We learn about George Washington's lapels on Mt. Rushmore, the spiritual significance of Carhenge, what the Lakota are...2020-07-2056 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyDcHe. Is The Yearbook Champion Of The WorldThis week Kelly and Lindsey talk into their computers with DcHe. aka Daneé and talk about the good old days waiting tables. Just kidding! Those days were horrible and we thank god every day that we aren't working in a restaurant anymore. PSA: Please make sure to take care of your waiters, postmaters, and anyone who brings you anything ever, especially during these times. Lindsey starts the school day off with Geography class where the ladies play a game called CalifornYorkA or NevadaYorkIA in honor of DcHe.'s old stomping grounds of Cali, NY and Las Vegas. Then Kelly heads Year...2020-07-131h 58F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyHappy F*ck The FourthThis week Kelly and Lindsey catch up and talk The 4th of July, The Declaration of Independence and Thomas Jefferson. Did you know that he was a total asshole? Yup. We said it. Google it. Trash. It's hard to celebrate our independence when so many people in this country don't feel free to express themselves or even to just live, really. It's also hard to celebrate this nation when we built ourselves on a foundation of racism, sexism and slavery, so there's that too. Listen up, take this time to reflect and just remember that the election is only 119...2020-07-0629 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyBest Of The B Squad - Ashleigh Thurmond VegaThis week the gals sit down with their old friend from their days working at The London Weho, Ashleigh Thurmond Vega, and talk mom stuff, systemic racism and animal sex! We start our school day off in English class with the game 'Kelly, Lindsey and Ashleigh and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Year' where we learn way too much information about childhood author Shel Silverstein's sexcapades and find out which of our favorite children's books was secretly anti-semetic AF. We then hop on over to Geography class where we learn that Pasadena is more than just a Rose Bowl a...2020-06-291h 33F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyMost Likely To Get Bullied But Win At Life - Chris HarburThis Zoom, we chat with Chris Harbur - actor, entrepreneur, healer, and, most importantly, Lindsey's Russell (aka her best friend from college). For our first very painful class we go to Linguistics, where Kelly helps us realize why we will never, ever do another Linguistics class on this show. Linguistics majors...we're so sorry. Chris lives in NYC but he's staying with his parents in Jupiter, Florida to ride out the pandemic, which inspired Lindsey's brilliant game idea for Astronomy class: "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, And Chris Lives In Jupiter." ...2020-06-221h 42F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyRussell Kerr Can't ReadThis week, Kelly and Lindsey sit down with Kelly's ex-common-law husband, actor, photographer, and storyteller Russell Kerr to talk about Flori-duh, being learning disabled, and growing up in a large Italian-American family. Because Russell has a fear of flying, leaving the house, and people in general, the gang plays the game ''A Man Of Many Phobias'' in Psychology class. And because he worked at a Japanese bbq restaurant right around the corner from our apt in NYC (probably because of its proximity), Kelly wants to know how much he remembers about it in Restaurant Management class. Russell spreads atrocious rumors in Re...2020-06-151h 20F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyBLACK LIVES MATTERHey guys! It's your favorite friends and hosts of FYIS, Kelly and Lindsey. Instead of recording a new episode this week, we wanted to sit down and have an open and honest conversation about the Black Lives Matter protests, race in general and how we can be better allies. We are all learning and growing and we wanted to share some resources with you to help you along in your journey to becoming a better ally or to share with others on their journey. We will be back next week with a new episode, but in the meantime, make sure...2020-06-0820 minF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyMost Likely To Burn The House Down - Joline MujicaThis week we sit down with everyone’s favorite pyromaniac, Joline Mujica. First period is Geography where we visit all the US cities where Joline performed the role of Tracy Turnblad in the show Hairspray, and discover that an airport really says a lot about a place. For English class Kelly makes Lindsey and Joline report on Animal Farm, which they surprisingly remember a lot about, except for Lindsey who thought it was about Nazis. In Recess we discuss rusty monkey bars, the importance of snacks, and our old days in New York City. Then we head to History where w...2020-06-011h 24F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyJack Of All Trades, Master Of Nothing - Miranda ChildsArtist, Seattle native, and the original Cat Witch #2 in the third grade musical Cat Witch, Miranda Childs gets on the horn to teach us a thing or two about a lot of things. First Lindsey tests our knowledge about Seattle in Geography class, a clear retaliation against Kelly for last week’s Michigan quiz which Lindsey flunked. Then we head to Advanced Chemistry, which Miranda loved but failed in real life. For Recess we hear about an embarrassing moment from Miranda’s past and learn who would rather be eaten by a shark than a lion...2020-05-251h 13F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyRachel Pertile Goldstein Peaked In High SchoolKelly and Lindsey sit down with their oldie but goodie goodie, Rachel Pertile Goldstein to reminisce about life before kids. Not that Kelly and Lindsey know anything about that. We talk about our wild days in New York, without any responsibility - or any dignity, really. Because Kelly and Rachel met while working at The Shoreham Hotel in Manhattan we start our school day off in Hotel Management class where we learn what you should do when trying to wrangle David Hasselhoff from booze and burgers. Then Kelly takes us to Geography class where we learn that Lindsey knows...2020-05-181h 29F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyFuture Mr. Britney Spears - Brian JohnsonThis week Kelly and Lindsey sit down via Zoom with set dresser, New Englander, and Lindsey's college bestie Brian Johnson to talk Britney Spears, Whitney Houston, and the Bible. We start the school day off in English class where Kelly forces Lindsey and Brian to do a book report on 'Of Mice And Men'. How very Lennie of her! We then claw our way over to Science class and quiz the New Englander on the differences between crabs and lobsters. Clawed our way! Get it? At recess we play MASH where Brian learns that his fate is exactly how...2020-05-121h 19F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyA Corona Catch-Up with Kelly and LindseyKelly and Lindsey sit down and catch up with each other via Zoom in our first pandemic-influenced episode of FYIS. We do a quick mental health check before we dive into a day of homeschooling. We start off in Science class with a Corona Quiz where we learn that this virus has nothing to do with beer AND that we should NOT drink bleach. Or Lysol. Or any other cleaning products. Who knew? Kelly then takes Lindsey to Film class where we discuss Post Apocalyptic movies that Lindsey definitely hasn't seen before. (She's more of a Mel Brooks fan...2020-05-0459 min
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyMelissa Graver vs. Sarah DelpizzoMany moons ago, before we even knew what a pandemic was (before LINDSEY knew what a pandemic was) Kelly and Lindsey sat down with comedy duo Melissa Graver and a very pregnant Sarah Delpizzo to discuss Embryos, Pet Peeves, and Taxes. EPT. Coincidence? We start the episode with the game 'All About Embryos', where we learn that the egg actually picks which sperm she wants to do the deed with. Take that, sperm! We then take a deep dive into the psychology of Pet Peeves in honor of their digital short film Pet Peeve Police, w...2020-04-271h 45
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyJubilee Is A Bird EnthusiastJessica Gentile aka Jubilee aka Lindsey's sister talks about all the places she traveled to DJ before the pandemic and we learn about the incredible features of some fancy international airports (virtual golf! wave pools! jellyfish!) during the now-nostalgic game "Jess The Jetsetter". Our brains explode in Ornithology class as we learn about three of Jessica's favorite birds for "Bird Bird Bird, Which Bird Is The Word". In Recess, we talk about Jess's childhood acting credits which include an interpretation of C.A.T.S. (in their backyard) and Peter Pan (at the mall), and learn a bunch of...2020-04-201h 16
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyFirst Chair Clarinet - Marshall WoottonMarshall Wootton joined us before the lockdown to sing a few show tunes and wow us with his knowledge of music theory. We discuss the intricacies of moss copulation and bee sex for Biology's "Name That Boner", and we all flounder to recall many (any?) details about famous wars and conflicts during "I Have A Question" for History class. The Texas native trash talks the Alamo (apparently not worth the trip!) and we all have a good laugh about Lindsey getting hurt on stage. He basically calls the lady who sells seashells by the seashore a whore during Theatre...2020-04-131h 47
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyFuture Egyptologist - Lauren BancroftComedian and ‘Doctor Who’ cosplayer Lauren Bancroft joins us to talk about famous people fucking in History class during the game "Historical Hookups", inspired by her podcast of the same name. Kelly makes Lindsey and Lauren wear those godforsaken dental mouth openers during a rousing "Spelling Bee Hard" with sixth grade spelling words, and in Recess we play MASHY and discuss Lauren's potential future as an Egyptologist. For Geography we play "True Or Bullshit" with facts about New England (basically everyone hates Rhode Island), and learn about some very interesting courting rituals in "Oldey Timey Sex Ed". Foll...2020-04-061h 19F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyRecovered Mean Girl - Ellen Etten*Recorded Before The Apocolypse* This week comedian, actress, and writer Ellen Etten joins us to talk about her history as a mean girl and subsequent fall from grace. We also break down which states touch each other and where, and the power of pubescent prayer. Ellen dominates the Social Studies game "Ellen Or Etten'' with a surprising reveal about one of her famous family members, and reveals her obsession with radishes during the game "The Radish Report'' in Gardening Class, which ends in a bizarre singalong with an Australian farmer. We play "Fuck Marry Kill" with Presidents and...2020-03-301h 17
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyBest Chemist - Kara KlenkIt may feel like the world is ending but good news - Fuck You, I’m Smarter isn't going anywhere! This week we sit down with super funny comedian - and our Resident Chemist - Kara Klenk. (Don’t worry! We recorded this before we were quarantined so no one was infected in the making of this podcast). Let’s begin, class! First, Kara tells us she's no good at science, only to win the game “It’s Elementary My Dear” in elementary level Chemistry Class. She then shows off her Mom-Knowledge in Home Ec class during the game “Oh Bab...2020-03-231h 12
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseySt. Patrick’s Day SpecialSanitize your hands, mix yourself a quarantini, and queue up our St. Patty’s Day Special. We learn about the history of the holiday and how Americans ruined it, find out some St. Patrick’s Day Hot Goss of past and present (Did you know St. Patrick was not actually Irish?) and learn some fun Irish expressions you can use to describe how extra everyone is being about toilet paper. Stay safe out there, kids. Check out the show’s Instagram feed: https://www.instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: https://www.instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl/ ...2020-03-1648 min
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyCarole Montgomery Was The School MascotThis week, Kelly and Lindsey sit down with Carole Montgomery, creator of Showtime’s ‘Funny Women Of A Certain Age’ to talk in French about cheerleading. Pom-PON, anyone? They find out Carole isn’t as good at math as she once believed, and that she literally knows nothing about menopause, despite what her hot flashes might tell you. Watch ‘More Funny Women Of A Certain Age’ on Showtime, Saturday, March 14th. Carole’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/carolemontgomerycomic Check out the show’s Instagram feed: https://www.instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: https://w...2020-03-0945 min
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and LindseyCassidy Davis vs. Mallory FuccellaCassidy Davis and Mallory Fuccella, the masterminds behind the hilarious web series, ‘Adulting’, join us this week on FYIS. When we get into it, we find out that one of these ladies used to wear black and had a deep connection with many of her teachers (Hint: Rhymes with Tallory), while the other LOVED school. Like, LOVED it. (Hint: It's the other one) In Driver's Ed, we play the game "Dad, What Is My Car Doing?", where we find out who would survive in a desert by living off of only the contents in their car. We tackle multiplication table...2020-03-021h 36