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Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#79 THE WORST w/ (redacted) & (redacted)Beloved friends of the show, musical theater influencers (redacted) and (redacted), join us for 8 minutes of almost-conversation before getting triggered and leaving. Then join us for a chill 45 of wtf just happened! Are they THE WORST?? Are WE the worst? So far it’s 2-2 us-them WORST. Make sure you @ us and break the tie!!2018-06-0700 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#78 CANCELLED w/ @pels.piesIs America’s batshit aunt Roseanne fucked forever after that dumb racist tweet? Is cancelling a human being a great idea or really fucking evil? Can Roseanne ever rebrand? Did we not see this coming from her ICONIC national anthem debacle? Do you cancel your family when they say dumb racist shit? And last but not least, is the real problem the cancelled or the CANCELLER? (Tommy & Keren argued about the spelling of "cancelled"; Keren won, but whose side are you on?)2018-05-3100 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#77 REPARATIONS w/ Daddy Doug, Brandon Collins and Jabari BrisportWtf happened on last week’s Race Wars?? Is Milo an ANYHOLE™ or a NEVERHOLE™? Was he right about reparations? Is Trump gonna be a reparations president to spite literally everyone? Does it even matter if we don’t fix our prisons? Daddy Doug, Brandon Collins and Jabari Brisport help us solve race and Milo but we do most of the work!!!2018-05-2300 min
Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#76 APOCALPYSE w/ Raanan Hershberg & Dani ZoldanTommy is surrounded by JEWS (Dani Zoldan, owner of Stand Up NY and Raanan Hershberg, comic) and throws everyone into an Israel hole, blames them, and screams until they change the subject. Dani launched an online comedy class, and teaches us that a tight 5 means a short set and not your fisting hand. Is comedy is an apocalypse career? Is Trump is a global warming president? Was Raanan’s first beej his best beej? In conclusion, HOLOCAUST!2018-05-0900 min
Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#75 WOLF w/ Keren & TommyANYHOLE™ Michelle Wolf turned bombing in front of our nation’s most annoying audience into the best part of her set and for that we offer up all of our holes. Also! Daddy Doug makes the case for not throwing people in the garbage, a Tiffany Maples Trump is a sex act, and lastly, the way a Jew screws Tommy is NOT the same as how Tommy screws a Jew!2018-05-0300 min
Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#74 DEFAULT YES w/ Keren & TommyAre our minds as closed as our buttholes? Are we all a bunch of default no’s? Will we ever get the Puritan stick out our asses? How come Kanye’s cancelled but Mel Gibson isn’t? How do we shame people the right amount when online shame shames on forever?2018-04-2500 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#73 UNCLE GEORGEOUS w/ Marie Faustin And Sydnee WashingtonFriend emeritus of the show Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez gives us #arsongoals!! Plus, is #Beyoncé Queen Bey, or is she a capitalist (we refuse to say the C word about Queen Bey)2018-04-2100 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#72 JONBENÉT MITZVAH w/ David GoldbergTime Out NY’s David Goldberg once ranked us 11th out of 13 best pods, but that’s because he misspelled 1! Can the New York market only sustain so many gays, queers and bitches? How many yaaaaassssses were torn from the lips of Ru Paul? Are true New Yorkers amphibians (hybrid switchy toppy bottoms)? There’s only one way to find out!!! Tell us what you think @unhireableshow!2018-04-1100 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#71 GOING FULL HOGG w/ “Doug”What silent billionaire money created the Parkland Spice Kids? And how are we co-creating them?? Listener and stable genius social policy researcher Doug brings it back to the real gun epidemic and how to make it change. @ us @unhireableshow!!2018-04-0400 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#70 RISE OF THE ASSHOLE w/ Keren And TommySchool shootings are creating uncomfortable kid celebrities: agree or secretly agree?? Pls @ us. Research suggests that New Yorkers are lil Machiavelli sociopath narcissist cunts, but in a good way! It's science. PLUS Tommy is clearly a racist, and yet everyone agrees that Keren is a racist.2018-03-2800 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#69 BEN RAPELISBERGER w/ Eli SairsHeterosexual Eli Sairs is the champ! Tommy and Champ grew up under football supremacy, which is a kind of violence. Something’s different about Keren, but what??? Everyone agrees that Oscars are gay football, and no one disagrees that fag don’t sag2018-03-2200 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#68 IT WAS MEANT TO (PLAN) B w/ Chrissie MayrPantsless friend of the show Chrissie Mayr’s best abortion years are behind her! Some things are just meant to (Plan) B. Public fisting inspired Chrissie to do comedy, and alleged power bot-Tom Brady inspires everyone to get to fucking!2018-03-0800 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#67 THERE’S NO “WE” IN ABORTION w/ ChandlerDear friend of the show Chandler had her FIRST abortion last week, accompanied by Keren. Keren is a hero and brave! SPOILER: everyone agrees that life starts at conception, and that abortion is murder2018-02-2800 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#66 FRIENDS OF THE SHOW w/ Michael ZakaimListener Michael Zakaim joins us at Tommy’s home for a beautiful ep and now Tommy has to move. Tommy TIME’S UPs Top Chef season 1 winner Harold Dieterle and his former business partner Alicia Nosenzo, proud failed restaurant owners, for fucking their employees out of money but continuing to enjoy a life of luxury and retweets from Andy Cohen. All 3 are OF COURSE welcome on the show any time.2018-02-2100 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#65 OLYMPIC TEA w/ Amini FonuaAmini is a FULL HALF TONGAN OLYMPIC ATHLETE y’all!!! DID YOU KNOW that Olympians are stressed out nerds who are NOT fucking??? In other news, Rose McGowan is both a mess and a friend of the show, and The Hillary is irl Tracy Flick. 🇺🇸2018-02-1400 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#64 RACE WAR w/ Von Decarlo, Jadon Woodard & Flip BundlezIt’s all sperm jokes and contact high until Tommy kicks off a race war by screaming Trump at people. Are white people full of shit and excuses? Are black people too triggered? Are you TEAM WHITE or TEAM BLACK? Jk lol!! We’re all on one team, and that’s team LET’S FUCK.2018-02-0700 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#63 POCKETS w/ Pockets GrahamWe watch the ICONIC State of the Union on mute, which is the only correct way to watch it. Pockets has had a #metoo life of crack and murder and currently manages a halfway house, which is a terrifying house full of felons. Keren and Pockets get into their roast battle; everyone makes a heartfelt wish to god. Amen.2018-01-3100 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#62 CONTRARIANARCHIST w/ Michael MaliceMichael is an anarchist, which means he doesn’t believe in telling people what an anarchist is. Tommy bravely explains why his working legs refused to carry him into Night for Freedom while he and Michael have a dick-measuring contest (Keren won)2018-01-2400 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#61 DROP DEAD GORGEOUS w/ Keren and TommyRemember the cruel, unwinnable 90s?? Remember when all clothes had 4 corners? Remember when Tori Spelling was so hot it upset people? Us neither!!!! We’re sooooo young!!!!!2018-01-1700 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#60 ME TOO SUPERSTARS w/ Keren and TommyOprah wins Queen Bitch and Hillary is defeated!! Meanwhile, everyone’s getting #metoo’d by #metoo, Tommy has crabs, and we rank the ME TOO SUPERSTARS of the Golden Globes. Who is YOUR #metoo breakout star of 2018? Tell us @unhireableshow!!!2018-01-1100 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#59 WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU HERE w/ Chris Scopo & Chen the Hat ManTrump’s FAKE NEWS AWARDS are making everyone’s year and it’s only January 2!!!! We nominate us, and the lying failing media who fails!! It’s an honor. Chen doesn’t believe in not having herpes, and Scopo fucked a dead fish for a full year before deciding he prefers live fish. What kind of fish do you like to fuck?? Let us know @unhireableshow !2018-01-0500 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#58 FILTHY PIG BOTTOMHAPPY NEW YEAR, CUNTS!!! Come kick it and blaze a fatty with us while we retrospazz over a year of FIRE ASS CONTENT and help our beloved producer Shelby transition from deep sea creature to amphibious land dweller in the new year. THANK YOU for a cunty, sexually abusive year, fam!!! Wishing you all a #metoo, #imwithher, #neverchelsea 2018!!!2017-12-2800 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#57 RAPID FIRED w/ Andrew ManningAndrew Indian gave a double-ended dildo to his friend’s mom and accidentally #metoo ‘d someone with it (it’s not or is what you think); Tommy’s cousin gave his aunt a wrapped dildo for her birthday; and our sweet Andrew legit started puberty 3 months ago!!! Mazal tov Andrew!!! Merry Christmas and a dope ass Hannukah!!!2017-12-2000 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#56 BLOWJOB GILLIBRAND w/ Keren & TommyMarry/fuck/kill: Roy Moore, Roy Moore’s wife, and Roy Moore’s Jew lawyer; #metoo is ASLEEP on the Afflecks; Anderson Cooper is a cunt; Keren discovers that the B in plan B stands for Bortion2017-12-1300 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#55 #METOO w/ Keren And TommyTommy describes his #metoo and says everybody fucking relax; vape™ (vague rape) is when you don’t say rape but everyone knows what you mean; who (living) would you take down with a #metoo if you got #metoo’d? Asking for a friend. ;)2017-12-0700 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#54 CUMCAST w/ Nick MullenHappy Thanksgiving! WE’RE BACK!!! Nick is balls deep in crypto; everyone knows that Hollywood is a boy-fucking AIDS opera; Charlie Sheen is so horrible that he looped back to hilarious; marry fuck kill is HELLA marry fuck killy this week!!!2017-11-3000 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#53 FIRST LADY OF VICE w/ Keren & TommyKeren and Tommy spill mad tea on last week’s TBS live show for NY Comedy Fest, including ALLEGEDLY weed cookies allegedly, the alleged packed house, and alleged GOATs Mehran Khaghani and Krystyna Hutchinson, allegedly2017-11-1700 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#52 UNHIREABLE x NY COMEDY FEST w/ Krystyna Hutchinson & Mehran KhaghaniUnhireable goes LIVE for the Fest!! Louis C.K. is a dongle diddler, but is he really a Weinstein? Tommy gets his property stolen LIVE, and Mehran proves that some sluts should be shamed. Special thanks to NY Comedy Festival and everyone who came out to throw down!!!2017-11-1200 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#51 HAPPY ANNIHALLOTERRORISM!! w/ Keren & TommyToday is ALMOST our anniversary AND it’s Halloween AND that psycho just murdered joggers on the West Side Highway, because no good exercise goes unpunished. Ya girls get into a fight* about whether terrorism makes you a bad person, and as always, Keren wins*. *not really!! *but yes.2017-11-0100 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#50 SOLOSODE w/ Tommy and KerenEverything feels like a dream and not real. Just us?? Trump is the first post-9/11 president; his son is an unrisen yeast monster; Keren learns about football; people continue to not give two shits about Bryan Singer.2017-10-2500 min
Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#49 THE VEGAN BROWNIE OF MOLLY w/ Joel Kim BoosterDon't die of shock, but Joel and Tommy got into a gay twitter beef; Joel says the live-action Beauty and the Beast was better than the animation bc PLAGUE; Tommy suffers the least bc he is a cis white male; everyone suffers more than Tommy.2017-10-2000 min
Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#48 RISK! w/ Kevin AllisonKevin hosts RISK!, a storytelling show based on Keren and Tommy's obnoxious personalities; Kevin spills a never-before-told and creepy af story about personally waiting on Harvey Weinstein; lying in Risks is not only ok, it's lowkey necessary; Kevin went to kink camp and discovered that "pansexual" just means greedy.2017-10-2000 min
Invasion of PrivacySlumber Party VibesKeren Margolis and Tommy O'Malley from the "Unhirable" podcast join Kate and they get into Trump and how even though they dislike him they don't necessarily hate him. But they do not like him. Let's make that understood people. Also, Tommy brings up a false allegation (in a funny way of course) that Kate then spends 10 minutes nervously diffusing. Oh and they also talk about sex for a little.2017-10-121h 09
Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#47 BEIGE DR. PHIL w/ Dante NeroEveryone on the show has fucked between 6 and 2000 people; Donald Trump’s problem is he’s not a benevolent king; tiki torchers are mediocre entitled betas who don’t try; in relationships, someone has to be the man?2017-10-0900 min
Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#46 FREE SPEECH w/ Tyler CoatesTyler says a swastika maybe shouldn't be protected speech, and neither should the Game of Thrones guys' new show about black slavery still being a thing in America; everyone yells about whether it's racist to not wanna hear a white person blorble on about race; if everything's crazy, then nothing's crazy (but everything is crazy tho).2017-10-0100 min
Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#45 JOINT TURDUCKEN w/ Chrissie Mayr and CookiepussCookiepuss moved mad weed at NYU, a marriage pedigree school that Keren and Cookie are the losers of; everyone but Chrissie is a felon; Sean Spicer hasn't finished his time out: agree or very agree? An ACTUAL DRUG DEAL happens FOR DRUGS, and fuck/marry/kill with present company gets fucking real!!!!2017-09-2000 min
Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#44 USAMA BIN LAUGHIN w/ Usama SiddiqueeUsama is an obvious 9/11 baby; Tommy and Usamy have crazy chemistry; Usama testifies to Keren's horrific onstage shit-eating; everyone agrees that Kid Rock the politician is the best thing that ever happened and also the end of the world.2017-09-1300 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#43 DIVAS w/ Les Fabian BrathwaiteKeren gets (trigger warning) brutally outfagged; Lester got sashayed and chasséed TWICE by RU PAUL!!! This is a big fucking deal. Tommy points the finger at some STUNT ASS BITCHES, but four fingers point back at us.2017-09-0700 min
Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#42 BONUS JONUS w/ LacrettaThis week we bring you bonus FIRST bc the world is backwards and upside down (tbh the original ep we recorded was too musical theater faggy so that's on Patreon.com/unhireable). This ep: Singy Broadway prude Lacretta (no last name) balls out hates jizz and has a master's degree in vocal pedagogy (which only sounds like a kind of felony). Tommy doesn't not love the smell of homeless (relateable!); everyone knows that if you don't smell like (trigger warning) pussy after a workout, it's high key time to move your body before it turns into an unused raisin.2017-08-3000 min
Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#41 UR POLITICS R ANNOYING w/ Sarah YorkTrigger warning: blah politics blah annoying blah white people. Former asexual Sarah dykes up the pod, Tommy whitesplains why white people are afraid to talk to black people, and Keren racistly argues that everyone can be and is be a racist.2017-08-2400 min
Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#40 HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHERROD w Keren & TommyIt's Sherrod's birthday!! To celebrate, his white children podcast without him! We love you, black dad!! Today is also Kurt and Tommy's two year anniversary of fighting as strangers online! We check in after Charlottesville, Tommy insists that Jews and blacks hate each other despite being neither, and lastly, Rapid Fired is the window to the gross little soul.2017-08-1600 min
Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#39 WOODY SEZ w/ David LutkenDavid breaks down Woody "This Land Is Your Land" Guthrie (dead white Commie bastard ANYHOLE™ with a Klan ass dad) and his poems about not being a piece of shit for 2 seconds; Donald Trump descended from heaven in the 1980s to give David career advice; Woody Guthrie wrote a song about Trump's dad and it's a hot ass banger.2017-08-0900 min
Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#38 GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM w/ G2G Tommy & White KerenTommy & Keren are over news, over Trump, over Green, over Jews, over holes, over outrage; Tommy & Keren are into stunt ass bitches (hi hello what's up Chadwick Moore come on our show)and still balls out obsessed w all of u (no homo).2017-08-0200 min
Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#37 ENEMY OF THE SHOW w/ Erick HellwigFinally, three brave white people (depends what you mean by "white," depends what you mean by "people") talk about whiteness, race, reparations, and being white.2017-07-2600 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#36 EDUCATED BLACK MAN w/ Akeem Browder & Anthony BeckfordAkeem and Anthony, both running for public office, talk #shutdownrikers, The Kalief Browder Foundation and cop-watching; everyone agrees that Keren is a racist.2017-07-1900 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#35 TRUMP TURN UP w/ Jake HartEveryone makes Trump noises, but only Keren has the BALLS to call him the best president of our generation; Jake would’t fuck Jenna Jameson, but this is a lie.2017-07-1200 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#34 TURNCOAT HOMOSEXUALS w/ Mehran KhaghaniMehran and Tommy discover that they’re the same messy faggot; Mehran scolds Keren and Tommy for knowing nothing about him, but showed up here without even bothering to learn that they know nothing about ANYTHING, so joke’s on you, MEHRAN. Thanks for listening!! Don’t forget to follow us @UNHIREABLESHOW on Twitty and Insty, subscribe, and rate us on iTunes. ;)2017-07-0800 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#33 A$$holesTommy's a$$hole doctor is an a$$hole but also Tommy is an a$$hole and could stand to be less of an a$$hole. White Keren is not white in Sweden and it triggers and disturbs her.2017-06-2800 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#32 NETFLIX AND JILL w/ Chrissie MayrComic and genuine halfsie Chrissie Mayr explains why she voted Chill Jill, why she fucks chicks, why Long Island, and marry/fuck/kill Chelsea/Jill's hot son/Jill's gross son.2017-06-2100 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#31 FAGGOT w/ Matteo LaneIt’s PRIIIIIIIDE MONTH!!!! You better believe we got comedy homegirl Matteo Fucking Lane to come fag out with us. Listen and you’re welcome as Matteo does Liza, Cher, AND Chazzy, explains gays, explains comedy, does a sick Evan Williams, and fucks with probably the most rapid, most fired Rapid Fired EVER. Then he apologizes for being a garbage guest and we graciously forgive him.2017-06-1400 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#30 4 JEWS AND A QUEEN w/ Yehuda Meiteles EtcWe pretty much solved Israel, and we’re good on that for a while. Yehuda literally makes everyone cum with his Jew ramblings about fucking. Marry fuck kill forces gayness on the unwilling. That’s a wrap on Israel!!! Thank you Israel.2017-06-0700 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#29 MAKE AMERICA RELATE AGAIN w/ Samia Mounts & Kurt MetzgerSamia talks to lady Trump voters on her new pod and thinks pro-lifers can totally come around. Keren disagrees but could stand to be less of a cunt. Tommy fags out because Samia's a high belter, and Kurt shows up an hour late but stays for da sick bonus.2017-05-3100 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#28 GREENYC w/ Persephone Sarah Jane Smith & James LanePersephone is a black trans woman military vet and is running for City Council. James is a longtime Green Party shit stirrer (stirry for a Green which is fucking stirry as fuck) and is running for Public Advocate. Everyone agrees that Keren is a racist.2017-05-2400 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#27 MOTHER w/ Sian-Pierre Regis & Rebecca DanigelisHAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!! Filmmaker and friend of the show Sian-Pierre talks about the dope fucking movie he’s making about his mom, Rebecca. Rebecca’s 75 and just got fired, which is like if Mary Poppins was 75 and got fired. It’s Mary fucking Poppins!! Check out the trailer and donate to their Kickstarter https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1404267082/duty-free-a-documentary-film , OR just listen to this awesome fucking show we made for you and your ma.2017-05-1700 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#26 GREEN PARTY w/ Adrián BoutureiraFeedback: Is Jill Stein THE ANYHOLE™ Dream Guest??
Round Table: Is Jill Stein THE wrong white woman to lead the Green Party? And who (Adrián) fucked up that flight to Columbus (Adrián)??
Rapid Fired: Who would a Green Party National Political Organizer fuck? Who would he marry? Who would he kill?? The answers just might SHOCK YOU!!!!2017-05-1000 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#25 JABARI2017.NYC w/ Jabari Brisport & Sandy ChansamoneFuture Green Party city councilman Jabari Brisport is the ANYHOLE™ DREAM GUEST of irl!! Together we are the fresh, young, extremely young, so attractive, very young face of the future, and the future is Green!!!2017-05-0300 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#24 WAITING FOR ROSA without Rosa ClementeFeedback: Omg stop screaming at us!!! (Just kidding we love it.) Last ep was some rough audio, we know. Moving right the fuck along!!!
Round Table: Where the fuck is Rosa??? We get ghosted by Rosa Clemente which is the funniest thing that's ever happened to us and we'll love her til we die.
Action Items:
1. More ANYHOLE™ DREAM GUESTS!! We're all ears. 2. Where the fuck is Rosa?? Help us fucking find ROSA for fuck's sake. 3. #neverchelsea 4. DANCE PARTY tbd!!! RSVP ASAP.2017-04-2600 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#23 ANYHOLE™ DREAM GUEST w/ Brooke Ashley Arnold & Luis LeonIt's a dream guest that can GET IT!! Currently taking suggestions for ANYHOLE™ DREAM GUESTS @unhireableshow. Must be alive and CAN GET IT.2017-04-2000 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#22 WAR w/ Evan WilliamsFeedback: Twitter says Keren's an asshole (thank u for listening)!
Round Table: Guns (yeah?), war (no?), ANYHOLES™ (always, in all the holes)!
Rapid Fired: Tommy's marry/fuck/kill confuses and dismays!2017-04-1200 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#21 AJAMU w/ Ajamu BarakaGreen Party VP candidate Ajamu Baraka falls down an Israel hole (sorry not sorry) and throws down on our fav marry/fuck/kill EVER.2017-04-0500 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#20 NAKEDKeren and Tommy stand naked before pod2017-03-2900 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#19 STUDENT LOANS w/ Tito GarzaFeaturing *brand new!!!!* segment What's Wrong, Stupid??2017-03-2200 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#18 MATT With MattCombat vet and American hero Matt talks about being a damn war and how terrorists are people too. #fixamericatour
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https://www.patreon.com/Unhireable2017-03-1600 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#17 WOMEN'Z HISTORY w/ Jean Le BecFeedback: What's crappening with Jamie Kilstein?
Round Table: TREASON! PUSSY! TRUMP!
Rapid Fired: FMK, gross lesbian edition. Everyone likes it.2017-03-0800 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#16 UNFOLLOWABLE w/ Alex EnglishFeedback: Being unhireable is protected speech.
Round Table: Alex empathizes with straight white people.
Rapid Fired: One and a half gays kill Keren.2017-03-0100 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#15 MILO w/ Kate WolffFeedback: Milo
Round Table: Milo
Rapid Fired: Milo2017-02-2300 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#14 V DAY w/ The Unofficial ExpertsFeedback: White Keren should be whiter; abortions should be abortionier.
Round Table: How much do you love Valentine’s Day on a scale from no to kill yourself? Marie Faustin and Sydnee Washington have so much opinions.
Rapid Fired: Marie could talk hair all day and it never gets old; Keren survives mfk for the first time in history.2017-02-1500 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#13 DICKS w/ Tracey CarnazzoFeedback: "You seem nice" is a hard no 10000% of the time; all fake news is annoying, but not all annoying news is fake.
Round Table: DICKS!!!!! What! Who! How??? When!!!
Rapid Fired: Battle of the ANYHOLES™!!!! Tweet us your ANYHOLE™ (@UNHIREABLEshow) before Unhireable Valentine's Edition!!!!2017-02-0800 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#12 C*NTS w/ Ben RimalowerFeedback: Somebody was insanely wrong about climate change statistics
Round Table: Hilary c*nts, Trump c*nts, and c*nt c*nts.
Rapid Fired: Ben got fired and is no longer eligible for any kind of employment ever.
This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable2017-02-0100 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#11 INAUG w/ Gilbert LawandFeedback: Weed makes us charming and full of great points!
Round Table: Marches are scary ass barrels of fish! Jared Kushner is an anyhole.
Rapid Fired: Melan/ Ivank/ Meesh
This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable2017-01-2500 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#10 FEEDBACK w/ Keren & TommyKeren and Tommy blaze through a whole feedback episode on NOT ISRAEL (just kidding), abobos, weed, Women’s March #womensmarch, and other on-brand yellings.
This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable2017-01-1800 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#9 DRUGS w/ Mike CannonFeedback: Feedback episode next week!! Get at us @UNHIREABLEshow and chime the fuck in.
Round Table: Mike has VICIOUSLY abused his weird strong body to the point of still being in shape. Keren and Tommy tore into 2017 lit af and dry out on air.
Rapid Fired: Keren gets killed, mushrooms get married, most people are honestly gay.
This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable2017-01-1100 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#8 SURPRISE!! ISRAEL w/ Jayson LittmanFeedback: It's Trump o'Trump for the next Trump Trumps.
Round Table: Israel!! Everyone hates it.
Rapid Fired: Jayson is honestly a million percent a spy.2017-01-0400 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#7 DATING w/ Josh CarterFeedback: Josh reconnects with his old Christian camp counselor who he viciously abused
Round Table: Men can have it all because their standards are garbage
Rapid Fired: Kurt/Sherrod/Tommy. Marry one, fuck one, murder one in cold blood.2016-12-2800 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#6 JESUS CHRIST w/ Chris ShinnFeedback: Marry/fuck/kill/Seinfeld/Kramer/George, what's up with Rosie O'Donnell?
Round table: What Would Jesus Totally Not Do Ever Not Once?
Rapid Fired: Marry/fuck/kill/father/son/holy ghost GO2016-12-2100 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#5 COMEDY OUTLIERS w/ Comedy OutliersIs Ann Coulter a Nazi? Does Cindy Brady’s dick hate trans people?
Round table: Can we even talk about Cindy Brady’s dick in Trump’s America? Rapid Fired: Marry/ fuck/ kill the table, Trump’s cabinet, Ivanka (don’t lie).2016-12-1400 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#4 MARIJUANA w/ Kurt MetzgerWhat segments?? Some light fascism, black lives matter, Kanye, Rapid Fired, more black lives, more mattering, smoke weed erryday.2016-12-0700 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#3 CONFLICT IS NOT ABUSE w/ Sarah SchulmanFeedback: Is a hot dog a sandwich?? Decide for yourself!!!
Round table: Israel is bad! Trump is scary! These issues are resolved on the show and everyone leaves satisfied.
Rapid Fired: Sarah loves this game and wishes it were longer.2016-11-3000 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#2 FEMINISM w/ Guys We F****dFEEDBACK! A fan thinks talking to Ann Coulter is the same as saying she’s right.
ROUND TABLE! Feminism got Trump elected.
RAPID FIRED! Marry/ fuck/ kill in Trump’s America.2016-11-2300 minUnhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley#1 TRUMP w/ Sherrod SmallIt's Trump's America baby! Everyone can take a deep breath now.2016-11-1600 min