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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 651 - Salmon HatsThis weeks airline complaints are brought to you by ... Kevin. On this episode Hank and Kevin are chatting Salmon Hats on Orcas, Bruce Springsteen, Hank missing the hatch on the ranch and plenty more nonsense. Enjoy! 2025-06-191h 05Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 647 - HodgepodgeA hodgepodge is a disorganized, confused mish mash of various topics and dang if that don't describe this weeks episode. Hank and Kevin are chatting about vegetarian rainbow trout, American Idol, gorilla's vs human beings and a lot more nonsense. Enjoy! 2025-05-0153 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 644 - A Bit Of TurbulenceHank and Kevin are back with another rousing and pointless conversation about urinating on an airplane, how to be a horrid boat captain, Savannah and being nice. Enjoy! 2025-04-1058 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 643 - Christmas Island, Grand Cayman, The Maldives & JealousyThis week Hank is complaining about his friends living their best lives on dream vacations that he wasn't invited on then discussing the Pinnochio of pick ups, dogs and when's the best time to buy outdoor gear with Kevin. Enjoy! 2025-03-2058 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 641 - The End Of The WorldAfter a 41 minute opener about Sasquatch hunting, hip surgery and plane rides with dead people, Hank and Kevin finally get to the subject at hand: The End Of The World as we know it. What would you do if an asteroid was about to obliterate the planet? Fun stuff. Enjoy! 2025-02-271h 10Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 640 - Swim LessonsThis week Hank and Kevin introduce our newest Trout Jouster and Audio Engineer Sean! Enjoy this episode of nonsense where you'll learn absolutely nothing about podcasting, swimming, life and so much more! Enjoy! 2025-02-1357 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 637 - The Christmas EpisodeMerry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidaze! Hank and Kevin! 2024-12-2449 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 636 - Holiday Cologne and Electric GlovesOn this weeks dumpster fire, Kevin and Erik joing the world's greatest guide Hank Patterson for a rousing conversation about cologne, Christmas, socks, electric gloves, holiday grub and a whole lot more. Merry Merry! -Enjoy!2024-12-121h 27Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 635 - Winter Film Watch ListAfter a ten minute roast (again) of Pickleball, Hank and Kevin do a deep dive into the shallow end of their favorite winter and holiday movies. Many movies that should be on the list are off the list. Whoops. Enjoy! 2024-12-051h 15Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 633 - Peanut For PresidentThis week Hank is alone in an empty bathtub drinking whiskey. Hank and Kevin will be chatting about Peanut the Squirrel, an interesting jogging app fundraiser and the importance of remaining friends in a time of clear division. That sounds HEAVY. Enjoy! 2024-11-0753 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 631 - Don't Feed The Wild AnimalsOn this weeks train wreck, Hank and Kevin chat about Arkansas squirrels, feeding racoons, fishing with 6 year old Benton, The Ramones, how to handle NY's rat problem and so much more. Enjoy! 2024-10-171h 13Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 630 - Showgirl Rats and Lost CatsOn this episode Hank will bore you to tears with his thoughts on parking tickets and paid parking before embarking on a lively conversation with Kevin about some weird taxidermy and a lost cat in Yellowstone. Enjoy! 2024-10-101h 11Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 628 - Monkey RansomThis weeks grab bag of nonsense is a rousing conversation betwixt Hank and Kevin about a whole host of ridiculousness including Bali monkey thieves, Thailand pythons, Milwaukee convenience stores and so much more. Enjoy! 2024-09-261h 09Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 627 - Leave No Caffeine Behind!This week Kevin and Hank are talking the effects of cigar smoke on a cockroach, an Amish town in Pennsylvania, coffee pellets, porch pooping and so much more! Enjoy! 2024-09-121h 15Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEPISODE 626 - Cruises, Spies, Football and More!The title says it all on this one. Join Hank and Kevin as they chat about Kevin's Disney Cruise, football season, loving and hating teams, whale spies, Hank's Backcountry Hunters And Anglers presentation and much much more! Enjoy! 2024-09-051h 20Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 624 - Leave No Bite Behind!Here's another focused and always on point conversation betwixt Hank and Kevin about all sorts of nonsense. Buckle up and prepare to hear all you ever wanted about Hank's relationship with sugar, flour storage and a bunch of ramblings on how water made it to earth and other inhabitable planets in the universe. You're guaranteed to learn absolutely nothing while getting some well deserved laughs. Enjoy! 2024-08-221h 01Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 623 - Surviving To Go Through HellAfter a check in on more crazy headlines from the python and cocaine state of Florida, Hank and Kevin chat about the hell folks go through to survive tragedy and whether or not they've got what it takes to survive. Spoiler Alert - They probably don't. Enjoy! 2024-08-151h 03Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 622 - Huckleberries on Mt. EverestOn this weeks exciting episode Hank and Kevin are chatting and chatting and chatting about nothing, practically nothing, bodies on Mt. Everest, climbing Mt. Everest, huckleberries, Gordon Ramsey and more nonsense. Enjoy! 2024-08-011h 12Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 621 - Wish It Was WinterThis week Hank and Kevin are chatting about Hank's casting Master Class from a drift boat, Hank's buddy Keegan, the heat, the smoke, the summer, the heat, the smoke, the crowds, the heat, the smoke and the summer. Enjoy! 2024-07-2558 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 619 - Are Those Kids Getting Fresh Air?In this episode Hank and Kevin are talkin' about some Tennessee kids fishin' a neighborhood pond, how not to behave as an adult, spottin' beers at the 7-11, Florida shark drug mules and what we're really after when fishing. Enjoy. 2024-07-111h 08Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 618 - Ten Years Of SausageIn this episode Kevin and Hank are talking about just what in the bleeeeep is happening in Florida, crack bears, sausage, sneezing your guts out and Hank's failed trip to Missoula. Enjoy! 2024-06-271h 11Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 617 - Road Trips and PieThis week Hank's is talkin' pie, Kevin's good decisions, road trips, sing-a-longs, fly fishing, bears, rats, boars and so much more. Enjoy! 2024-06-201h 05Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 616 - Let's Call This One "Syrup"Buckle up, this one's a doozy. This week Hank and Kevin are talking about the not so freebies on airlines, bizarre animal defense mechanisms and fake ID's. Enjoy!2024-06-131h 12Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 615 - Good Luck Bad LuckHey! This week Hank is joined by the long lost Kevin to chat about a long lost, then found WW2 B24 co-pilot. They're also chatting about fake button up shirts, tires, Hank's trip to New Orleans and much much more nonsense. Enjoy! 2024-06-061h 13Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 610 - Five Biggest Lies In FishingOnce you get through a whole lot of craziness, you'll find Hank and Kevin discussing the top five lies that fishing folks tell on a very regular basis. This one's got fish, canibalism, two star generals and a whole lot more. Enjoy! 2024-04-181h 04Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 607 - Butterflies and The Habits Of BirdsThis one's a doozy! Joing Hank and Kevin for an episode all about butterflies and birds. You'll learn some surprising facts about the habits of birds and some scientists who study them. You'll soon know where the term "Birds and the Bees" comes from. This one's not for the kids... trust us. Enjoy! 2024-03-2856 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 603 - Corner CrossingJoin Hank and Kevin for a rousing conversation about being sick, Hank's first cars and the public lands "corner crossing" debate. As usual, anything coming out of their mouths is debatable but it's a dang funny debate. Enjoy! 2024-02-291h 09Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 600 - Nonsense and Camper CampingSeason 6 is finally here! Can you believe it? Who woulda thought this nonsense would last so long? On this episode, Hank is joined by his friend Jake to discuss surgery in Turkey, working out, Wonka, Kevin, campers, tents and why we go camping. Lots of pointlessness and many laughs. Enjoy! 2024-02-081h 08Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 543 - Cannonball PlungeIn this, our Seaon 5 Finale, Hank and Kevin are rambling on and on about Stanley Cups, Taylor Swift, In and Out Burger, nude swimming at Bass Pro Shops and finally onto Aron Ralston and the fine line between bad luck and really bad luck. It's a hot mess. Enjoy! 2024-01-111h 12Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 542 - This Is Your Year!Welcome to the first episode of 2024! Brought to you by The Hank Patterson Pro Staff Patreon Patrons. On this episode Hank and Kevin are talking all about celebrating the new year, crushing it in the new year, new year resolutions, new year new you and all the other junk we tell ourselves to begin each year. Give it a listen. Enjoy! 2024-01-041h 05Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 541 - A Donner Party ChristmasHappy Holidaze and Merry Christmas everyone! Join Hank and Kevin for a rousing conversation about dolphins taking over the world, re-gifting, It's A Wonderful Life and making the most of the worst Christmas ever. Enjoy! 2023-12-211h 09Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 539 - Claire's Elaborate PlanThis week Hank and Kevin are chatting about seasonal treats, how Hank's Dad pays a power bill and plenty more nonsense. Kevin also shares the story of Donald Crowhurst's failed sail or failed fake sail or failure to lose a race around the world. It's a doozy. Enjoy! 2023-12-071h 22Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 538 - All The TacosHere's an episode that reminds us all that this show is practically about nothing at all. Join Hank and Kevin as they discuss tacos, worm flies, astronauts, food and so much more of nothing at all. Enjoy! 2023-11-301h 06Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 535 - Ankle Deep In A Bucket Of Hot WaterThis week Hank and Kevin and chatting about acceptable Halloween candy, Elm street jello shots, Hank's broken ankle, Kindergarten Cop and the planet earth. It's a mixed bag. Always is. Enjoy! 2023-11-0257 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 532 - A Python Like Tyson's BicepThis week Hank shares a snake story from a trailer park in Oklahoma and his thoughts on getting lucky. Then Kevin has prepared an spooky unsolved mystery about a group of young hikers, deep in the wilderness of Siberia. Enjoy! 2023-10-051h 07Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 531 - That Better Be An Heirloom WatchThis week Hank is joined by Kevin and Jake to talk about a whole lot of nonsense. Getting trapped in the campground crapper, Hunting in Idaho's units 14 and 15, head barrels and the etiquette of who pays for the gas on a camping, hunting or fishing trip. Recorded on video for the first time in many years. This one's a hot mess. Enjoy! 2023-09-281h 11Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 528 - Clothespin For My Nose, Bucket For My AssThis week Hank and Kevin present, for your listening pleasure, a hodgepodge of random weirdness about air travel, car insurance, changing the oil, fighting grizzly bears, subway sandwiches and much much more. Enjoy! 2023-09-071h 08Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 527 - Rafting For World PeaceJoin Hank and Kevin for a lovely conversation about the etiquette of when you can and cannot rub it in that you're on vacation and the story of a raft ride across the Atlantic tha may be histories inspiration behind modern reality television. Hambone! Enjoy! 2023-08-311h 01Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 526 - Manatees, Spiders, Cocaine! Oh My!Hank and Kevin are off the rails this week. Prepare your ears for some crazy banana spider stories, manatees getting weird and some thoughts on the influx of found cocaine in our forests and on our beaches. This ones a doozy. Enjoy!2023-08-171h 01Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 525 - Summer Sucks!Hank and Kevin are back with an update on Lake Tahoe's most famous black bear Hank The Tank, an introduction to the PFC (pillow fighting championship), thoughts on Brad Pitt, phone booth boxing and finally a deep dive into the many reasons that Summer is the worst of all four seasons. Enjoy! 2023-08-101h 05Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 524 - Swimming On SafariThis week Hank and Kevin are chatting about grocery store hot dogs, gorilla gender, Taco Bell realities, crocodile death rolls and so much more. Enjoy the ride! 2023-08-031h 14Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 523 - Lab Grown Chicken MeatKevin called in sick but luckily Hank talks too much. In this episode you'll get to hear all about new, fresh, exciting advancements in the chicken meat industry, staying safer in the beautiful outdoors and tons more absolute nonsense. Enjoy! 2023-07-2756 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 521 - We're Out Of YogurtOn this episode Hank and Kevin discuss jogging, jogging with bears, not jogging, fishing not catching, hiking goals and what to do when the yogurt runs dry. Enjoy! 2023-07-131h 17Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 519 - History's Most Brutal Bear AttackWARNING! This tale of a 1915 bear attack that takes place in a small Japanese village is... well... brutal. Hank and Kevin begin the episode talking medication side effects and then launch into a most brutal bear attack story. Blame Kevin. It's a doozy! Enjoy! 2023-06-291h 04Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 518 - Bear Meat Candy ManJoin Hank and Kevin for a lively conversation about taking kids camping, bear meat vending machines, Hank's life as a Candy Man and so much more absolute random nonsense. Hambone! Enjoy! 2023-06-221h 00Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 516 - Where's The Furthest Bar?The bleeeeep count on this weeks episode is an an all time high! We begin with Hank on his "how to be a better human being" soap box before he and Kevin launch into a discussion about the harshest environments human beings call home and the world's most remote bars. Enjoy! 2023-05-251h 22Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 515 - Surviving National ParksThis week Hank and Kevin are talking about getting out fly fishing, how not to rob a Subway Sandwich shop and the many ways to die in a National Park. Enjoy! 2023-05-181h 09Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 514 - Mickey Is WaitingThis is an episode best suited for the grown ups. You've been warned. This week, Hank and Kevin and Jake are discussing weiner shaped ice bergs, pooping in buckets, Arkansas neighbors, Moose at the movies, fruit roll up smuggling and Hank's observations on MisAdventures in Disneyland. Enjoy! 2023-05-111h 23Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 513 - Surviving PickleballThis week Hank and Kevin are talking smack about "influencers", the war betwixt tennis and pickleball and the harrowing survival story of four men, including Yossi Ghinsberg, lost in the Bolivian jungle. Enjoy! Hambone! 2023-05-041h 23Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEPISODE 512 - Spin The Wheel And Pray For HelpThis week Hank and Kevin are discussing shoes, shoe shopping, shoe carnivals, re-enactment survival shows, bad actors and a story of wind, rain and survival from the great state of Alaska's Misty Fjords. Enjoy! 2023-04-271h 23Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 511 - Roar And A Pile Of Dead CatsThis week Hank and Kevin discuss feral cats in Canterbury, a youth hunting competition gone wrong and all about the most dangerous movie ever made. Enjoy! 2023-04-201h 19Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 510 - Horny Horny HippoHere's an episode where Hank and Kevin chat about the animals that are most likely to kill you. Enjoy! 2023-04-131h 20Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 509 - Ganja Grizz and The Wings Of HopeJoin Hank and Kevin as they continue their season five stories of things going as wrong and amiss as is possible in the grand outdoors. They'll be talking about Hank's film idea Ganja Grizz and the story of Juliane Koepcke, the sole surviving soul from a 1971 flight over the Peruvian jungle. This one's a doozy. You'll never take cake for granted again. Enjoy! 2023-03-301h 21Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 507 - Lost In The WildernessThis week, Hank and Kevin tell the tale of one of History's most ridiculous Outdoor MisAdventures with the story of Truman Evarts, a 54 year old office worker who, in 1870, was lost in Yellowstone in 1870 for 39 harrowing days. This and the story of the night Hank was born is more than enough reason to give a listen. Sit back. Grab a beverage. Prepare for a couple unbleeped F bombs. Enjoy.2023-03-161h 15Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 505 - Suicidal Pecans and HypothermiaOn this weeks edge of your seat adventure in hilarity, Hank and Kevin are talking about turning vegetables into fake meat, the signs of hypothermia, the romantic solutions to hypothermia and the weirdest of all hypothermia symptoms. Enjoy! 2023-02-231h 17Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 503 - A Lovely View From HellHank and Kevin are back with another harrowing story of survival agains all odds. This week's outdoor misadventure takes place in the middle of the Atlantic ocean where a 29 year old, recent divorcee finds himself adrift in a life raft after his boat sinks in the middle of the night. Thinking of purchasing a sail boat and crossing the pond? Listen to this first! Enjoy! 2023-02-091h 13Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 502 - Donner Party Did ItJust a reminder, this is comedy... On this week's episode Hank and Kevin are talking about that one time that one airplane carrying members of that one rugby team crashed into that one mountain in the Andes. It's a famous story of a plane ride turning into an unexpected MisAdventure that most would not have the will to survive. This weeks humor comes from great tragedy so... be forewarned! Enjoy! 2023-02-021h 05Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 501 - Walrus Roman CandlesSeason five kicks off with a doozey! Hank is joined by his indoorsy friend Kevin to talk a little bit about some unfortunate food poisoning experiences and then unpack an explosive and rather unexpected story of a Walrus, Thor, celebrating the New Year in a small seaside UK town. You'll learn things about Walrus's, horses and squirrels that you never wanted to know. This one is NOT FOR THE KIDS! Enjoy! 2023-01-261h 01Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 338 - Donner Party PlannerHere's an episode to listen to without the kids! This week Hank and Kevin are discussing blood thirsty Alaskan Otter gangs, a rare flower blooms in Europe, defending the strawberry Pop Tart and how to properly plan for a Donner party camp trip. Enjoy!2021-11-041h 04Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 334 - He Found HimselfThis week Kevin and Hank continue their quest to teach you absolutely nothing about absolutely nothing while talking about practically nothing. That nothing includes dirt road etiquette, hair dye advertising and a search party story fit for a feature film. Hambone! Enjoy! 2021-10-0758 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 333 - Perpetually UnemployedAspiring to live in a van down by the river? Here are a few things to consider when designing your conversion van according to a couple half wits (Hank & Kevin) who know absolutely nothing about it. As always, this one promises very little educational value! We promise. Hambone! FlapJacks! Enjoy. 2021-09-301h 30Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresReReleasing The Essential OilsWith Hank out fishing and likely not catching and Kevin home sick with a blanket and a shot glass of Nyquil, we've decided to take the week off and share one of our favorite episodes from way back in good ol'. 2020. If you enjoyed it before, you're sure to enjoy it again. Fire up the essential oils, here we go! 2021-09-161h 02Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 326 - Ponder The Vastness Of The UniverseThis week, Hank and Kevin are talking sharks, smoking toad venom, the importance of skipping school and shoulder season. Enjoy! 2021-07-291h 16Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 325 - Being A Good NeighborHank's on his high horse this week sharing his profound thoughts on being a good neighbor, testing meth on trout, lazy alligators and much much more. Thankfully, Kevin's around to keep Hank from going too far off the rails. Enjoy! Be Kind To Others! Hambone! 2021-07-221h 12Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 313 - Bear Suits And WindAmong other nonsense, Hank & Kevin discuss the benefits of owning a good bear suit, Hank's upcoming colonoscopy, preparing for rain, snow, hot, cold and how wind ruins everything. If you got plans to get outdoors anytime soon, you won't want to miss this or any other episode! Hambone! Get Your Colonoscopy! Enjoy. 2021-04-151h 03Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 311 - Hank Wasn't InvitedKevin's amazing week culminates in the purchase of the vehicle of his dreams. An exploration of the dietary habits of the urban crow. Cholesterol. Cargo shorts. The etiquette of letting someone know you went fishing without them. Enjoy! 2021-04-0159 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 309 - Fragile IndoorsmanHank is flying solo this week! Kick back and enjoy some deep, not so intellectual, rousing, energetic thoughts on 25 cent Schaeffer Lights, 2 liter bottles of Sunshine Orange Blast Wine Coolers, Rooftop tents, the Taco Bell app, Mini Vans and Kevin's life as a Fragile Indoorsman. Enjoy! Hambone! 2021-03-181h 09Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 232 - Bonked!This week Hank & Kevin drone on and on about climbing mountains, missing hook sets, chrome water & tiny flies, how dirty is too dirty when it comes to your truck, losing your pride, a little ditty 'bout Rick and Monica and where to find the silver lining in you outdoor misadventures. Enjoy! 2020-11-191h 15Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 231 - Yellowstone Fart ChickenBefore digging into the always controversial topic of "hot spotting" (aka "sharing info. on where you were fishing or hunting") Hank and Kevin chat about how to infuse a whole new flavor into your chicken and the importance of keeping your dog away from your gun. It's a whole lot of nonsense... We promise! Enjoy! 2020-11-121h 07Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEPISODE 225 - If You Go To Find Yourself, Bring GroceriesSo you want to be a mountain man... Join Hank and Kevin for a conversation about Dan Haggerty's beard, the real Jeremiah Johnson, liver recipes, ornery mules, Mt. Man hygiene, The Revenant and other complete nonsense. 2020-10-011h 19Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 223 - Lordy Be Hank Got OutsideHere's an episode featuring bears eating candy in supermarkets, Kevin's illustrious football career and Hank's most recent day on the water. Settle into the pew, Hank's about to hop on the soap box and preach about the glories of just getting outside. Enjoy! 2020-09-101h 17Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 20 - Babe 3 The ReckoningThis week, Hank is joined by Kevin and Jake to discuss the etiquette of being a driver or passenger on a road trip to the outdoors BUT before that... Snakes In SUV AC Systems, Fecal Transplants, Pants Stealing Boars and a looming Pepperoni emergency. Enjoy! 2020-08-201h 19Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 215 - Hank's Fortress Of SolitudeIn this weeks episode Hank and Kevin discuss Hank's recent outdoor adventure including an earth quake, a perfect crime and a silhouette image you won't soon forget. That nonsense segues to in depth conversation about surviving in the wilderness, domesticating grizzly bears and writing a novel. Enjoy! 2020-07-161h 26Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEPISODE 212 - PYTHONS, HOP SCOTCH, VISION QUESTS AND MOREThis week Hank and Kevin are talking Python Hunting in the Everglades, running into a group of Vision Questers, Star Gazing, Hop Scotching and a whole lot more. Grab a beers, crank up the laugh track and enjoy! 2020-06-251h 18Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 211 - Go Find Something To DoThere are many outdoor activities children are sure not to enjoy! In this episode, Hank and Kevin discuss a few of them and explore the reasons kids might not enjoy the same things as the growed up campers. In addition to this nonsense, Hank shares a few stories about his most recent camping trip. Enjoy! Monkey Junk! 2020-06-181h 18Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 210 - Slippery Steps And MarblesThis week Hank is joined by his friends Kevin and Jake to ramble on about marble racing, camping in the middle of dirt roads and people who litter. It's a gem! Hambone! Enjoy!2020-06-111h 14Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 209 - Workin' A Big BrownBy the time the show starts Hank and Kevin will have already talked apple pie, tater tots, strawberry rhubarb pie, small town greasy spoons and a whole lot more before moving on to conversations Hank eavesdropped on a recent fishing trip. Enjoy! 2020-06-041h 21Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 208 - Hey, Watch Your StepThis weeks episode includes some not so in depth and completely out of focus discussions about the Big Bang Theory, sneaking into Yellowstone, selfies, tourist site photography and much more and much less from Hank and Kevin. Enjoy the show! 2020-05-211h 22Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 204 - Essential OilsBuckle up, this one's a doozy... After a rousing conversation involving cow urine and essential oils, Hank and Kevin are talking about what they most look forward to getting out and doing in the great outdoors when the country opens back up. Enjoy! 2020-04-2359 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 203 - Rat Gangs And UrineSomewhere among the nonsense Hank and Kevin discuss drinking while working at home, rat cannibalism, urine particulates, tax write offs and how close is too close when camping, hiking and hiking. Enjoy! 2020-04-161h 19Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 47 - Alone In The WildHank, Alex and Kevin talk about star sightings in Ketchum Idaho, Hank's new favorite outdoor tv show and surviving alone in the wilderness. It's everything you hope for in this podcast and much much less. Hambone! Backpack! Enjoy! 2020-02-271h 21Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 39 - Kevin Brought BeerWhen your friend Erik brings beer, you record a show. When Kevin brings beer the next day, you record a new show and then just mash the two shows together into one jumbled mess. Hope you enjoy it! Hambone! -Hank2020-01-021h 24Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 36 - Winter In The Out Of DoorsIn this episode Hank, Kevin and Alex discuss their favorite and least favorite winter olympic sports, how "The Shining" could have been a comedy instead of horror film and the importance of embracing outdoor activities to get you through the long cold winter. Enjoy! 2019-12-051h 26Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 32 - How To Tell A Halloween Campfire StoryThere's nothing better than a good old fashioned Halloween campfire story! In this episode Hank, Kevin and Alex walk you through all the scary elements required to tell your own story. Boo! 2019-10-311h 17Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 30 - Lodge LodgingsIn this, another incredibly uninformative episode, Hank, Kevin and Alex discuss the essential amenities that every single wilderness lodge should provide their guests. Give a listen and see if Hank's list checks all your boxes. Hambone! 2019-10-171h 09Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisoe 28 - BROHIOIf you LOVE hearing somebody ramble on and on about their vacation that you weren't invited on, you're going to LOVE this weeks episode. Add some whiskey to your beer, kick back and enjoy a recap of Kevin and Hank's bro-trip to Cleveland Ohio! If you find this episode half as funny as Hank did while recording, you're sure to have a good time. 2019-10-031h 05Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 27 The Very Definition Of DedicationDon't let the number 27 fool you. This is not an episode. This is an episode about not having an episode. We're all too sick with a cold, the flu and walking pneumonia to put together a full episode. Kevin called in sick. Alex doesn't want to be around sick people. Hank was tough enough and dedicated enough to head into the studio and record this amazing non episode. We'll be back next week with the real deal. In the meantime, please enjoy listening to Hank's cold. 2019-09-2629 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 26 - It's not for everyone.While Alex is away chasing her filmmaking dreams, Hank is joined by Kevin and his friend Lila whom you may recognize from the Hank Patterson's Camp Hawgadawgadaa series. On this episode we've got a record number of bleeps and a rousing discussion about outdoor activities we would or would not try. Enjoy! 2019-09-191h 20Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 24 - Does The Outdoor World Really Need That?Join Hank, Kevin and Alex on a search for the most ridiculous outdoor items money can buy. From canned sandwiches to bear spray backpacks, you're sure to find something so seemingly absurd you'll want to buy it. Enjoy!2019-09-051h 26Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 23 - Wolf Attacks & Gear Not To Splurge OnOn this episode Hank, Kevin and Alex spend a record amount of time not getting to the point... Buckle up for our longest (that doesn't mean best) episode yet all about wolf attacks, barrels of body parts and outdoor gear you could or maybe shouldn't skimp on. 2019-08-291h 28Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 19 - Grapes Of Wrath CampgroundTake your thinking caps off! You won't need them for this or any other episode of this podcast. On this weeks show Hanks shares some random observations about camping, campgrounds, driving fast, littering and much more. Because nobody else would come talk to him, Hank is again joined by Alex and Kevin. Enjoy! 2019-08-011h 07Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 18 - Camping With The DogsThere's no better camping companion than a dog. Unless it's a dog that bites people in the face or a dog that never stops barking or unless you're an owner who yells at the dog to stop barking more than the dog actually barks or unless your dog hates the outdoors. Other than that, there's no better camping companion. Here's Hank, Kevin and Alex talking about 1/2 the things you need to consider if you're considering taking your dog camping. Enjoy. 2019-07-251h 11Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 16 - Bad Movies Are For CampingAmong other nonsense, Hank, Alex and Kevin discuss camp hosts cleaning bathrooms, gluten free beer, exploding whales and whether or not to watch movies while camping. 2019-07-111h 10Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 14 - Owning A CabinOwning a cabin is the dream of many outdoor enthusiasts. A quiet, relaxing getaway somewhere far from the hustle and bustle of the honk honk and beep beep of the city. But is it truly worth it? Is the dream a lie? In this episode Hank, Alex and Kevin discuss whether owning a cabin is truly a dream or an absolute nightmare. 2019-06-201h 02Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 11 - Summer PreparationsAre you ready to embark on your summer outdoor adventures? Geared up? Destinations identified? Dates circled on the calendar? On this episode, Hank, Kevin and Sean (sitting in for Alex) give some tips you likely haven't considered and certainly won't find anywhere else on how you can get the most out of your summer. Five minutes of solid advice in an hour long podcast! Enjoy.2019-05-301h 15Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 10 - The Pointless Joys Of HikingThe only thing more meandering and off the beaten path than actual hiking is this episode! Hank is, once again, joined by Kevin and Alex for an in-depth, in-correct and off the rails discussion on all things hiking. Enjoy! 2019-05-231h 05Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 8 - The History Of CampingHere's a history lesson you'll never find in a book! Hank Patterson's History Of Camping. Join Hank, Kevin and engineer Alex as they meander aimlessly, from cavemen to the pioneers, through the rich history of camping. 2019-05-0251 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 4 - Tents VS. CampersJoin Hank as he, Alex the engineer and indoorsy expert Kevin explore the pros and cons of tent vs. camper camping. Learn everything you need to know about whether you identify as a "tent camper" or "camper camper." 2019-04-041h 05Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresHow To Survive Yellowstone National ParkIn this episode Hank is joined by friend Kevin Nielsen to discuss the dangers of visiting, adventuring and vacationing in Yellowstone National Park. Hank shares his never tried and likely not true methods of survival, a wealth of statistical misinformation and a hell of a lot of laughs in what he considers and "instant classic" episode. Snap It! Stay In Your Car! Do Not Feed The Bison! See you at the park! 2019-03-211h 20Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresIf Hank Talks In A Forest...At long last, Hank Patterson's first ever Podcast. Welcome to the disaster! On this episode Hank focuses, as he often does, on Hank. What makes Hank tick? What are Hank's credentials? What are Hank's earliest memories of camping and fishing? Joining Hank is our resident indoorsman, Kevin Nielsen. It's our first, it can only get better from here and it's way way better with beer. 2019-03-141h 05