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Thought CopsCase File 314: See You Space Cop It's finally here. Sorry for the wait. But here it is: the final episode of Thought Cops. Thank all of you who have listened to us and supported us throughout the years. Field Notes I don't want to belabor it, because the episode speaks for itself. But we're grateful for the connections we've been able to make throughout the years, and we're proud of everything we've been able to do with this show. It lasted for almost a decade of our lives, and we've grown a lot as a...2024-04-032h 40

Thought CopsCase File 305: New Place, Who Dis?Just your boys Kevin and Grant on this one, as we throw back a little bit to "season one" of Thought Cops, and record in our brand new "studio"! Make sure you "check" this one out! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes No guests, no masters. Just hosts, and riffs. Grant moved, so we record in his new apartment. Exciting! We talk about Trump's mugshot (he slays tbh), Mario loses his voice, and people are still upset about masks and vaccines suddenly? Oh, and we complain about several customer service...2023-08-291h 35

Thought CopsCase File 298: Mind Palace with Ian EricksonEnter through the doors of your Mind's Palace with this week's episode of Thought Cops, as five-timer Ian Erickson returns! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Check out Ian Erickson's Mind Palace in Chicago! Thursday, April 20th 2023 at 9pm. Ian walks us through a very complex and mind-expanding series of scenarios, which tests our mettle and digs down in to the deepest depths of our characters. You, too, can do this at home by yourself, just listen to this episode as a tutorial. Kevin gets harassed for voting...2023-04-121h 20

Thought CopsCase File 297: Cartoons Must Retvrn with Yolo Swag Studios"Um, actually--" Just stop right there. Zach AKA Yolo Swag Studios of Cold Cuts is back on the show! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Zach talks to us about putting drawings on the computer and making people mad. Also doing a podcast and making people mad. Speaking of people mad, people got really mad at Kevin this week for making an observation about cartoons. (Last time I ever do that!) We get a whole bunch of listener voicemails asking for advice, and lots more. Join the Thought Cops...2023-03-281h 42

Thought CopsCase File 285: The Audio Professional Didn’t Set Up His Microphone Properly with ZwickThis Christmas/New Years/Holiday season you will be haunted by three podcasters: the ghost of Kevin, the ghost of Grant, and the ghost of this week's guest: everybody's favorite bisexual Juggalo and our very own editor/producer, Zwick! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes It's negative 100 degrees outside, so we bring in the New Year by bullying Zwick, who we all agree, brings it on himself. So we hate on movie lists, people putting their hands in front of you and expecting you to know what handshake to do...2022-12-281h 30

Thought CopsCase File 280: Strange Encounters with Jab50yenMy life a Yakuza game fr -- Jab50yen joins us again as we tell stories of some of our strangest run-ins with strangers. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Jab from Funny Rave, YouTube thumbnails, and LOTS of other stuff returns! What's it like to be "known for" something? To sometimes be known only as a "Thought Cop"?? We share our content creation plights on this episode. We depart a little bit from the realm of the internet and share some strange stories from "IRL", including one...2022-11-151h 28

Thought CopsCase File 274: Space Force Coast to Coast with Drink A Beer And Play A GameBrian and Jim of Drink A Beer And Play A Game are back! We went on their show this week, and they came on ours. The content creator's circle of life. Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/O5499R1LAbQ Field Notes We're still complaining about wordle, get over it. If you were in our discord server, you'd understand. Though that problem has been quarantined now. Thanks Zwick! Grant walks back a previous Key to the City as a new 2 Minutes Of Hate: The Patagonia founder giving away his...2022-09-281h 12

Thought CopsCase File 273: The Queen is Still Dead with Grant Duffrin of 3GIThe Queen is dead, but long live Shrek. That's right you know him from the world famous Shrek Retold and Milwaukee's very own Shrekfest, Grant Duffrin of the 3GI is back for another episode of Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we talk about a bunch of stuff we know nothing about, the new SNL cast members, racist controversies about baby movies (the new Little Mermaid movie), the Queen dying, and celebrities on Cameo. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the s...2022-09-231h 43

Thought CopsCase File 260: Elon Musk vs. Kevin with Aaron KlopferDon't steal this episode and crop it- Aaron Klopfer is back along with a once-in-a-lifetime appearance by Elon Musk! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We squash the beef with Elon this week (or try to) in our biggest Beef Before Potatoes EVER. Elon Musk got into it with the fine folks over at Hard Drive this week, and wouldn't you know it, our very own Officer Kevin got called out by Elon as a coward! Say it ain't so! But don't lose your appetite just yet, because w...2022-06-151h 41

Thought CopsCase File 215 with Niko of DarkSyde JillsNiko from DarkSyde Jills joins us today for the first of many live video episodes of Thought Cops! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZmkhVPYZdk Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we use the long emoji squirtgun of the law against the Powerpuff Girls reboot script that was leaked, John Cena for calling Taiwan a country with Disney's fist up his ass, Kevin Spacey for his new film role as a pedophile hunter, and Eve Fartlow. If you're in the Chicago area on June 18th, we're h...2021-06-011h 15

Thought CopsCase File 208 with Big Time GarbageBrett Mercer, Blain Hill, and Bart Dangus of Big Time Garbage bring the heat in this beefy barn-burner of an episode. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Release the Podas cut- we talk at length about lengthy movies and the discussion around them. Bigger is always better? According to some parts of film twitter: yes. We talk about the weird cult of personality that is the stand-up comedy scene (especially in the last year of COVID times), and too many people are talk-singing online as a form of comedy. Do a podcast...2021-04-131h 58

Thought CopsCase File 205 with Martin FelshmanJoining us for the threepeat, Martin Felshman returns to Thought Cops! Martin hosts a kaiju-themed comedy podcast called Podzooky, which Kevin and Grant have both been on! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes It's been one year since the Land Beforetimes, so give yourselves a clap on the back! Our current sitting president may or may not be a Fortnite DLC character in the flesh. Bill Burr discourse proves to be a banal topic and this will be the last time we discuss it on THIS program (Bill go on...2021-03-241h 15

Thought CopsCase File 196 with Tristan A. SmithWe're back! Chicago comedian Tristan A. Smith joins us this week, make sure to follow him on Twitter, Instagram, tiktok, and wherever else good content is available. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes THE RETURN. This week we have the Liam Peeson Pissspiracy, fake anti-piracy warnings, Donald Trump gets banned from the internet, and that's just the start of things. Kevin Spacey talks the internet down from suicide, Bean Dad is a thing in the news for nearly a full 24 hours before somebody that does improv tries to overthrow the government, pogchamp i...2021-01-131h 22

Thought CopsCase File 194 with Jack AllisonJack Allison is Back Allison this week. That's right, the host of Struggle Session is here once again to talk about getting Grinch-pilled, dunking on idiots on twitter, and so much more. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We have a brand new episode of Fire Bros up for all of our lovely Patreon donors, where we decide whether to burn or save: Borat 2, Brawl in Cell Block 99, Run The Jewels 4, and The Boys season 2. So, uh, help your boys out and don't miss it? Grant talks about a real battle with...2020-12-151h 07

Thought CopsCase File 184 with Nick LauerJoining us this week, storyboard artist extraordinaire Nick Lauer dons a girly Thought Cops™ squirtgun emoji and helps us squirt Malort at Twitter. Or whatever it is we do on this show. Make sure to follow him on twitter, and also instagram. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes If you haven't seen it already, here's our field trip video of the Meme Museum! Make sure to like and subscribe. https://youtu.be/8U7nsQoPYK0 Check out Officer Grant's call in to the Asterios Showkkinos: http...2020-10-071h 15

Thought CopsCase File 178 with DavePretendoSephirothSword57's brother DavePretendo returns to talk about all the baka bullshit on the internet this week, as well as a lot of gossip surrounding his brother recently. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes If you've played a video game before, chances are, you've fought a giant spider. Thanks to the new spider slider, giant spiders in video games may be a thing of the past with this latest Accessibility Option. Ben Shapiro releases a banger this week as he covers Cardi B's WAP (Wet Ass P-Word). And he definitely...2020-08-171h 12

Thought CopsCase File 177 with Sarah BlackWould you and your friends listen to this podcast for $10,000? Sarah Black of Please Save Me saves the show this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Family members giving you unsolicited advice on your content? Yeah, we've all been there. Lunchables for adults became a subject of hot debate this week. Disney Channel's Boy Meets World reboot is anti-commonism, and apparently Ren and Stimpy are coming back. The 90s never end, do they? Make sure to subscribe to twitch.tv/thoughtcops, where we'll be streaming regularly Tuesday...2020-08-111h 27

Thought CopsCase File 176 with Ari Grabb and Asterios Kokkinos of Bento Banana 3Set your Mochiflix membership level to Platinum, because this week on the show we have Ari Grabb, creator of Bento Banana returning to promote the newest installment in the saga. Also, former guest and friend of the show Asterios Kokkinos of The Loudest Podcast does some voice acting in Bento Banana 3, and is here to promote Family Matters. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMxXvDs0Xxo Make sure to look for the Thought Cops Easter Egg in the newest Bento Banana! Also m...2020-08-071h 52

Thought CopsCase File 175 with Kris Wilson of Cyanide & HappinessThis you? Kris Wilson, co-creator of Cyanide & Happiness returns to the program in full force this week. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes The hottest new game, Gamer Girl, had it's trailer pulled from the publisher's website this week after 'disastrous reception'. Can't imagine why. Thankfully someone re-uploaded it here. Amidst decades of criticism, The Washington Redskins finally change their name to the Washington Football Team. DJ Joey Gamerword decides his stagename might be a little problematic, and a petition launches to change some of the in...2020-07-281h 24

Thought CopsCase File 174 with Ian EricksonNow stepping up to the plate, Ian Erickson of Punching Up is back on Thought Cops for round two. Frick, now I'm confusing my sports metaphors. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We start the episode by cutting into each other, and it turns out that we were all cake. The whole time. Overrated joke, sure, but if we have to keep dredging on throughout this stupid ass culture war go ahead and stick our heads in the oven, because fuck it. This week we have an update...2020-07-231h 42

Thought CopsCase File 173 with Brandon KirkmanClean your pipes and flush as loudly as you can, on the show this week we have Brandon Kirkman of the podcasts Podzooky and Desks and Dayjobs, which are all a part of the Machine Culture Collective! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Light up the biggest weed you can and smash that play button, because we're cancelling culture and fucking memes over here. Brandon assists us in getting the CAREN Act passed, taking down toxic masculinity one giant city skyscraper at a time, flipping the Scrabble board over, and helping white...2020-07-151h 16

Thought CopsCase File 172 with Nico "ncoio"We spend the 4th of July podcasting instead of grilling as Nico "ncoio" joins us in celebration. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, everyone is cancelled. It's like that movie The Purge, except it's different. Reddit, YouTube, and comedies released in the 2000's are under intense scrutiny for a litany of reasons, which you will just have to listen to the episode to find out. A married couple wielding assault weapons on the front lawn of their McMansion goes viral...2020-07-081h 03

Thought CopsCase File 171 with Be Nice To Me ProductionsBe nice to us! Alex and Alex of Be Nice To Me Productions are back this week with some exciting news for Thought Cops listeners! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/lXaBB7MoWys Field Notes Kevin and Grant have starring roles in Be Nice To Me Productions' latest short film Chief Marketing Officer Job Downtown, which just released. We take a deep dive into talking about that, so consider that your homework for this week :-) Otherwise, crime doesn't...2020-06-301h 27

Thought CopsCase File 170 with Danny Thompson of ShadowForks GamesE3 might be cancelled this year, but we have returning champion and Official Thought Cops Gaming Correspondent Danny "The Street 'Shadowforks'" Thompson join us for another episode of Thought Cops! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Unironically, there's a new episode this week. We would NEVER ironically post one. This week, Danny helps us find where "the line" is in comedy and activism, as well as helps us argue better with people in the comments sections. We add a third mic to the Thought...2020-06-231h 33

Thought CopsCase File 169 with Yolo Swag StudiosWe're back! And this week we're joined by Zack (Zach? Zatch???) of Yolo Swag Studios. You can follow him on Youtube, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, just make sure you follow him! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Did we miss anything? We might've taken a week off, but even the Simpsons couldn't have predicted what happened to the country last week. So there's a lot to catch up on. Jake Paul gets arrested and the Thought Cops accidentally bailed him out...2020-06-171h 11

Thought CopsCase File 168 with Tyler RussoWhat else can be said right now? Here's some ridiculous bullshit, hope this lightens your week. Tyler Russo is back with us, we have some great discussion and much needed laughs. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/fOsqsNkhneo Field Notes We talk about annoying twitter joke prompts. Ruin a podcast with one letter? Easy. Thought Bops. Funny. Priests are on watch this week as they steal our schtick (not that one), and boredom? It stinks! We discuss the Karen...2020-06-0452 min

Thought CopsCase File 167 with Aaron KlopferThere may be no Aaron Klop-him, but there is an Aaron Klopfer, and he's with us this week for another episode of Thought Cops! AUDIO. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Lockdown is driving everyone insane, insane enough to finally attempt sucking our own dicks. Aaron finally succeeded (suck-seed-ed). We talk about lockdown, the difficulties of wanting to do anything during lockdown, oh yeah and also do the show. Two big stories this week were the Jersey E-Girl's rise to fame and...2020-05-261h 18

Thought CopsCase 166 with Sirancha and Niko of Darksyde JillsWhat's this, a crossover episode? Sirancha and Niko from Darksyde Jills join the battle this week on Thought Cops! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This episode, we finally put an end to bodyshaming. Again. For like the fifth time or something. We pop a couple caps into the new Cal-Arts Toucan Sam, and take Chrissie Teigen's twitter account away from her. This is how we win. Make sure you check out our newest project, Reeducationing! https://www.y...2020-05-201h 21

Thought CopsCase 165 with Grant Duffrin of Shrek Retold and ShrekfestDon't lean in, listen in! Grant Duffrin from Shrek Retold, Shrekfest, and the3gi fame joins the fight, this week on Thought Cops! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes In this week's action-packed Thought Cops adventure, we reveal a new story arc. We're going to be in the next iteration of Shrek Retold! We also make fun of Elon Musk and his new kid Missingno., have an in-depth conversation about posture and masculinity, and help manspreading cross over into the realm podcasting. ...2020-05-141h 40

Thought CopsCase File 164 with ZwickSit back, relax, and pop open a bag of Corn Nuts, because Commissioner Zwick the Editor is here for the newest Thought Cops episode. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes As depressing as this lockdown has been, we can always rely on Tom Hanks to buy us all typewriters and, donate his blood to science? I always knew he was a superhero. Tom Hanks can't save all of us though. This big baby the internet keeps bullying, for instance. Or...2020-04-291h 09

Thought CopsCase File 163 with Jeremy Kaplowitz of Hard DriveYour cool friends might've all already heard this one, but send it to them anyway! Jeremy Kaplowitz, Editor in Chief of Hard Drive joins the fight this week! Jeremy is also the Campaign Manager of Ace Watkins, the Gamer President, and has his own podcast, The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Show. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Who censors the censorers is this week's big question, and as always the answer is us. Disney is censoring your favorite (or not so f...2020-04-221h 07

Thought CopsCase File 162 with Brian and Jim of Drink a Beer and Play a GameCHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Jim and Brian of Drink a Beer and Play a Game join us this week! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We talk about K*rens and M*chaels this week, how how to avoid a terminal case of PlayStation wrist, according to top scientists at OnlineCasino.ca. People can't jack it to the new Resident Evil game, and DuckTales? More like FuckTales, am I right, folks. SNL gets quarantined yet won't go away. Maybe someone should donate to...2020-04-141h 28

Thought CopsCase File 161 with Brett Mercer of Big Time GarbageBrett Mercer from Big Time Garbage joins the Thought Cops once more another fresh episode! April Fools, no he didn't. Just kidding, April Fools is CANCELLED. No but really, he's on this episode, and you should listen. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes April Fool's may be cancelled, but self-quarantined social isolationism isn't. We're all in our respective bunkers broadcasting to you LIVE through the internet some hot-off-the-plate internet justice, Thought Cops style (no ketchup.) We've got it all, jammed into one...2020-04-081h 19

Thought CopsCase File 160 with Asterios KokkinosTurn your volume knob all the way up, because The Loudest Podcast's Asterios Kokkinos joins the fight once again! Asterios and Srirancha run the Asterios and Srirancha Podcast Emporium where you can buy any sort of podcast imaginable so long as it's theirs. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes What might be worse than dying from the virus is the lack of sex we're all having as a result of social isolation. The CDC is making coronacels out of all of us, telling us...2020-04-011h 27

Thought CopsCase File 159 with Garrett Hunter and Bryan Abou ChacraMega64's own Garrett Hunter returns, and Mega64's own Bryan Abou Chacra makes his debut! The two hosts of the Mega64 Poorly Played Stream team up with the two hosts of Thought Cops in our meatiest, most vulnerable episode yet! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/h_O-AWLIwUQ Field Notes So, how bout this virus we're having? Everything is closed and there's nothing to do, so we're streaming more than ever on twitch! We've been doing a...2020-03-252h 28

Thought CopsCase File 158 with Ben Flores aka Limited BreadsticksWho's on first? It's Ben Flores from the podcast Please Save Me, the best and only podcast about television's #1 made-up show, Chicago Heroes! You may also know him from his bombastic twitter account Limited Breadsticks, @limitlessjest. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We're all trying our best to stay positive this week, despite all that's happening online right now. Final Fantasy 7 might be political, and liberalism might just end up being lifestyle branding after everything's said and done. But at least we...2020-03-161h 17

Thought CopsCase File 157 with Cripp DaddyCripp Daddy, aka Yung Cripp joins us this week for a delightful episode of Thought Cops to be enjoyed by all. You can follow him on Twitter, Youtube, Twitch, and catch him at a show he's performing at whenever this whole corona virus thing blows over. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zw...2020-03-101h 04

Thought CopsCase File 156 with Martin FelshmanCupcake Comedy Cing (pronounced 'King', really stretching for alliteration here) Martin Felshman returns to the program! Martin hosts a kaiju-themed comedy podcast called Podzooky, which Kevin and Grant have both been on! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Thought Cops the GOAT 🐐 The CDC advises one of the only ways to avoid contracting the Corona Virus is to grow a Hitler 'stache- AKA "The Toothbrush". Bloomberg campaign offices are politely vandalized this week, and conservatives create their own Shadow the Hedgehog to com...2020-03-021h 14

Thought CopsCase File 155 with Leslie Lee IIIStruggle Session's own Leslie Lee The Third joins us this week to lay down a lot of law with us. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes "Tell me something I don't know" War is senseless, and nothing is more senseless than the war between Sonic the Hedgehog and Birds Of Prey, now in theaters. Streaming sweetheart Ninja releases yet another statement about how it's hard out there a Gamer, and McDonald's releases a bunch of disgusting meme candles. Your house can smell...2020-02-261h 30

Thought CopsCase File 154 with Mitch KamaiopiliLocal Chicago comedian Mitch Kamaiopili joins us for this week's episode of Internet Investigations Incoporated, a Thought Cops Company. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Mitch aids us in the fight against airplane seat punchers, NASA hoaxes, PSAs for straight dudes idolizing bad characters, motivation porn, and cat instagrams turning into baby instagrams. Also a moment of silence for the Romphim. 2017-2020. Also a moment of silence for Papa John's reputation, which breathed its last breath this week...2020-02-181h 28

Thought CopsCase File 153 with Rem Dickman of The Rich Dickman ShowWe're joined by Rem of The Rich Dickman Show this week on Thought Cops! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Remember the Super Bowl? That was an entire year ago. Also though it was last week. And apparently the NFL is facing some trouble for having too sexy of a halftime show. Officer Grant was also vindicated this week because of his prediction that marketing campaigns, such as the Planter's Peanuts "Baby Nut" mascot, are trying to turn us all into babies...2020-02-121h 06

Thought CopsCase File 152 with Andrew ShanklandWelcome one and all, to another installment of Thought Cops. This week, Andrew Shankland returns to the program. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Sick of your friends telling you that we're living in the movie Idiocracy? Yeah, so are we. However, this week America comes together to mourn the loss of one of it's greatest icons: Mr Peanut. Sound familiar? A MSNBC host has a major flub where her one job was to not have that one specific flub, and there are some...2020-02-051h 33

Thought CopsCase File 151 with WittenBetter call the business number for the police, because Witten joins us for this auspicious episode of Thought Cops this week. You might recognize her from this video: https://youtu.be/3RFun58Gt7A You can follow Witten on Twitter and Instagram. And possibly outdoors in a cage somewhere public. Gotta give the people what they want. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Jeffery Epstein might not have killed himself, but we might've just caused the actor who voices Apu...2020-01-271h 03

Thought CopsCase File 150 with LowRes WünderbredHope you're having a normal one, because this week on Thought Cops we have the talented, wonderful LowRes Wünderbred to help us lay down the law AESTHETICALLY. You can find his Youtube channel here and his trippy website, podcast, and everything else here. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Keep having a normal one, my dude! You can only listen to this episode today! Hurry up, before the dopamine runs out. LowRes helps us trudge through the bullshit news of...2020-01-211h 15

Thought CopsCase File 149 with Alex SchultzBe Nice To Me Productions' own Alex Schultz returns to the program this week! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes K9 Service Pupparino Alex "Woof Woof" Schultz promotes his newest magnum dong opus "A Profoundly Angry Young Man". Keep your eyes open and you may just see your second-favorite Thought Cops host make an appearance! https://youtu.be/1lxP34JdDf4 Twitter announces they are rolling out a new feature where when you say "don't @ me", no one will. Warner Brothers a...2020-01-141h 22

Thought CopsCase File 148 LIVE with Brianna MurphyLIVE from the Crowd Theater in Neo-Chicago, Illinois: Brianna Murphy joins us for another live show! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/3M0TWrhj370 Field Notes This was our second live show we've done at the Crowd Theater in Chicago. Brianna performed some standup, we hated on airplane feet, Facebook, and bro ads, and we sentenced the Top Ten Rocks songs of the decade, the Pope, and a couple of large boys using our brand new wheel of punishment. Malort was...2020-01-0758 min

Thought CopsBONUS! Fire Bros - Book 14Happy after-holidays, everyone! Didn't get what you wanted for Christmas or whatever? Well, here's something else you didn't ask for: a free episode of our spin-off show, Fire Bros! Click here to buy a ticket for our live show on January 2nd at the Crowd Theater! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon "Fire Bros? W.T.F. is that," you may be wondering. Well, if you donate at least $2 to us on Patreon, you'll get access to ALL of the episodes of o...2019-12-291h 42

Thought CopsCase File 147 with Bruce KesselringHope this works: we're back with comedian Bruce Kesselring this week, and we've got a few prizes in store for you as well! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Click here to buy a ticket for our live show on January 2nd at the Crowd Theater! In our final episode of the decade, we look to the twitter toilet for answers. Turns out, it might just be a prank to rile us up? And 99.99% of people didn't bother to check the OP's...2019-12-221h 01

Thought CopsCase File 146 with Peter and NikoWe, for all intents and purposes, out here. Peter and Niko are back! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Click here to buy a ticket for our live show on January 2nd at the Crowd Theater! The decade is about to come to a close, and we take a moment to look back on and discuss the worst things to happen between 2010 and now. Egg discourse takes place on twitter this week, where a man who looks like an egg...2019-12-161h 14

Thought CopsCase File 145 with MartyOpen this post for a surprise, and like it when you see it! Deputy Marty returns for yet another episode of this week's Thought Cops! You can follow him on twitter HERE. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Are you in the right headspace for a new episode? Have you been thinking sexual thoughts about us that you'd like to share? Well hit that subscribe button and drop us a line at 312-788-7361. This week we uncover the internet's dumbest man, who bought...2019-12-111h 21

Thought CopsCase File 144 with Robert KuschellAnother episode of the podcast called Thought Cops is here. And this time, we've got Chicago comedian Robert Kuschell along for the ride. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes The day of reckoning... is here! Hope you had your pizza, because Papa John is about to set the record straight. Popular twitch twerp Ninja talks shit about sportsball in an epic chapter of the neverending battle between nerds and jocks... Baby Y*da gifs have been pulled by Disney, while people tan their assholes.2019-12-041h 14

Thought CopsCase File 143 with Ari Grabb*braahhp* Ari Grabb, creator of Bento Banana and animator on Rick And Morty returns to the show! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/Hwqw9Pmp8so Field Notes Happy Thoughtsgiving! We're gonna tell our kids this was a good podcast. Lots of stuff happening this week, but it's not a big deal for us or anything. We have the mental capacity/space to do so. Like Pete Buttigieg, we have high, high hopes. So, get in your po...2019-11-271h 22

Thought CopsCase File 142 with Aaron KlopferIs there a podcast-HER? Mentally unsound comedian Aaron Klopfer makes his triumphant return to Thought Cops! Make sure you check out his YouTube page KloppTube for all sorts of content you would expect from a man who uses facebook status updates in place of weekly therapy sessions. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Kevin made his Mega64 debut this week on the Poorly Played Stream. Simply put? Ya don't wanna miss a second of it. It's a blast! We discuss the very...2019-11-191h 18

Thought CopsCase File 141 with Vito GesualdiVito Gesualdi joins us this week on Thought Cops to help us do heroic shit while wearing capes. You can follow him on Twitter, check out his Youtube channel, and purchase his board game Enemy Weapon here. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we get our hands into the Epstein coverup story, which somehow takes second seat to the new Pokemon game that's about to come out. We also spend a lot of time talking about T.I.'s daughter's virginity check-ins...2019-11-121h 20

Thought CopsCase File 140 with Slime Da Garbage ManeIt's slime time- Slime Da Garbage Mane returns to the show! Check out that track at the end of the episode right here. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Check out our newest video: Who is WHANG!? - Scary Stories To Tell Online. The ultimate send-up of the one and only Justin Whang. Hey, he had it coming! Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel for all kinds of exciting new content coming soon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...2019-11-0559 min

Thought CopsCase File 139 with Brandon KirkmanBoo! On this very spooky Halloween special, we've got returning champion Brandon Kirkman of the podcasts Podzooky and Desks and Dayjobs, which are all a part of the Machine Culture Collective, back on Thought Cops for round two! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We're on Stitcher now! If you use that, make sure to subscribe. This week we battle against cartoon positive affirmation memes, the candy corn pizza epidemic, and free speech dorks who complain when people use free s...2019-10-301h 10

Thought CopsCase File 138 with Charls CarrollGood boy Charls Carroll joins us for a special Thought Cops episode, full of laughter and mirth to be had by all. You may know Charls from his days with Million Dollar Extreme and World Peace, or from his project Bombstrap, or even from his Twitch streams. Hell, he even has his own World! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Boomers got you down? Calling you an incel? Telling you to stop instagramming all the food porn you have saved on your phone? Well...2019-10-211h 20

Thought CopsCase File 137 with Lilith LovettThis week on Thought Cops, we're joined by the fantastic Lilith Lovett, aka Medizy! You may know Lilith from her Twitter account, her Twitch streams, or from her appearances on Short Fat Otaku! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Post your four favorite Jokers and Officers Kevin and Grant will decide whether or not you have rights. That's the Thought Cops promise. If your list doesn't include Mark Hamill's Joker, and if he doesn't have giant anime titties, you're WRONG. If your Joker dances...2019-10-151h 08

Thought CopsCase File 136 with Jake JacobsonKonnichiwa! This week on Thought Cops, we're joined by Jake Jacobson, formerly Mark Whitney of the former American Tribune, currently the curator of the This is an Interesting Political Compass page on Facebook. He's here to help promote our joint venture NARUTO RUN AROUND EVERY TRUMP TOWER (IN THE WORLD), an event you should definitely check-in to and invite all your friends to. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we're taking down one of the biggest culprits to all of the ills...2019-10-0854 min

Thought CopsCase File 135 with Garrett Hunter of Mega64We sure do love ya- Garrett Hunter is back on the show! Garrett is a member of the comedy group Mega64, who have been putting out top-tier videos online since 2003. Garrett also hosts a weekly Mega64 streaming/call-in show, the Poorly Played Stream, every Wednesday night over on their twitch channel! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We announced our exclusive, not to be missed event: Thought Cops' Naruto Run Around Every Trump Tower In The World. Follow the link to RSVP and share o...2019-10-011h 16

Thought CopsCase File 134 with Mitch KamaiopiliMitch up in this bitch (sorry). Mitch Kamaiopili co-runs Slide Into Your DM's- a monthly comedy showcase in Chicago with a D&D twist! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Cool fanart by Berries n' Cream! This week, school shootings have gone out of style, but vapes have never been cooler. I guess life is always about trade-offs. We've also got updates about the Shane Gillis firing at SNL. And surprise surprise, everything went about as you'd expect. V...2019-09-241h 12

Thought CopsCase File 133 with Jack AllisonJack of all trades (sorry Jack): Jack Allison joins us this week! Jack has written for both Jimmy Kimmel and the Academy Awards, and currently hosts the podcast Struggle Session, and a morning show JackAM which streams weekdays on Twitch. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Guess what? You made the cut on our facebook friends list purge, so you owe it to us to listen to this episode. SNL attempts to stay relevant as a curious casting choice has the internet in uproar...2019-09-181h 05

Thought CopsCase File 132 with Brad Carter of The Phone Losers of AmericaPhone's ringing, pick it up! It's Brad Carter from The Phone Losers of America and The Snow Plow Show, on this week's episode of Thought Cops! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We've got a whole bunch of updates for you all this week. We have a new episode of Fire Bros, our bonus show, out this week. Also, every bonus episode we've ever done is now time stamped with the material we've covered, so you can skip ahead if you want! And if...2019-09-111h 16

Thought CopsCase File 131 with Brianna MurphyThe only good riot is a laugh riot (sorry) and this week we got one for ya: Brianna Murphy is back! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We talk about doing our first ever live show, and we hit the ground running in one of our wildest eppys yet! Dave Chappelle's latest Netflix special rustles some feathers, hey, speaking of feathers, we talk about the Chicken Wars! Brand twitter absolutely goes OFF this week as Popeyes, Chick-Fil-A, Wendy's, and more, debate just w...2019-09-041h 21

Thought CopsCase File 130 LIVE with Asterios Kokkinos and SiranchaFinally- a live Thought Cops spectacular. And what better way to kick off our first live show than with our good friends Asterios Kokkinos and Sirancha, at the beautiful Crowd Theater in Chicago! It isn't Thought Cops On Ice, but it is the next best thing. https://youtu.be/nuOe4HCJqmw iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Asterios and Sirancha stop by Neo-Chicago on their Loudest Podcast tour, and we get together for a Thought Cops live special to delight the masses. ...2019-08-271h 03

Thought CopsCase File 129 with Roast Mortem CastThis week on Thought Cops we're joined by all four members of the podcast Roast Mortem! If you haven't checked em out yet, they do a great show where they roast the shit out of dead people. And as it turns out, most of them deserve it. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This episode, Cody, Mike, Tom, and Travis throw their history books out and pick up a the book of LAW. With their help, we take down the cafeteria table m...2019-08-201h 40

Thought CopsCase File 128 with Justin WhangCreator of Tales From The Internet, Justin Whang (Instagram / Twitter) is back on the show! Justin's channel is about to hit 500,000 subscribers, so be sure to hit that big red subscribe button and you might just be the lucky 500,000th subscriber. Maybe Justin will give you a prize or something, I don't know. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Point of privilege: we are going to be talking throughout the episode. There is also some clapping, so keep in mind this episode...2019-08-141h 10

Thought CopsCase File 127 with Nicky MartinLivin' la vida- just kidding. Welcome back to Thought Cops- where the hits. Just. Keep. Coming. That's right. This week we've got Nicky Martin in "da" house. Nicky has been the host of Chicago Underground Comedy for several years and we are seeing him off before he moves to Los Angeles to be near The Industry. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We guested on the podcast Filler Content this week hosted by our good friends Hard Men Working Hard. Listen to find out...2019-08-071h 00

Thought CopsCase File 126 with Brett Mercer of Big Time GarbageIt's that time of the week, folks: garbage day, once again. Our good friend Brett Mercer of Big Time Garbage was in Neo-Chicago this week so you know that we had to do it to 'em. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We might have had a little too much Malört this episode, but that's never stopped us from doing our civic duty and doing it like a mother fucking sir. So, have a seat, this one's a wild one. Oh, but uh, b...2019-07-301h 35

Thought CopsCase File 125 with Alex Schultz of Be Nice To Me ProductionsWell hey, would you look at that! With us this week is Alex Schultz of Be Nice To Me Productions, a Chicago-based YouTube sketch comedy group, with some real wild-ass vidz that must be seen to be believed. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Hey guys, there is an app on your phone that makes you look like an old FUCK. Check it out- here's me! Bagel Boss. 5 feet of pure bagel dough and rage! You aren't god, or his father, or...2019-07-251h 18

Thought CopsCase File 124 with Luke Taylor of The Shrimp BoysGo nuts- we've got Luke Taylor of The Shrimp Boys and Helltrap Nightmare in studio with us this week after waging a posting war against Mr. Peanut and his many minions. Luke runs us through his harrowing tale of getting lightly salted, and lightly cancelled. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Neo-Chicago, we're in you! You beautiful cyberpunk city, I keep comin' back cause I just can't get enough of your sweet... ass? Well, it's the summertime, and you know what that m...2019-07-151h 18

Thought CopsCase File 123 with Martin FelshmanGreetings! This week we have Chicago comedian Martin Felshman in studio (bedroom). Martin runs the weekly show Cupcake Comedy Cabaret here in Chicago, so if you've got a sweet tooth and want some laughs, don't miss it! Martin is also the co-host of another Chicago podcast, Podzooky! So if you wanna hear about kaiju and want some laughs, don't miss it! Oh yeah, Niko is here too! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We've got a lot of problems this week, and none of th...2019-07-1059 min

Thought CopsCase File 122 with Derrick Acosta of Mega64This week we're joined by Derrick Acosta of Mega64 and the Heartslayers podcast on episode 122 of Thought Cops! Make sure to give him a follow and a watch and a listen on all platforms! And check out this amazing fucking Metal Gear Solid video Mega64 made a little over a month ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-i9unRCvsA&feature=youtu.be iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This episode, Derrick helps us take down the thought criminals of the week...2019-07-031h 30

Thought CopsCase File 121 with Danny Thompson of ShadowForks GamesI hope you're all standing, because we're about to start a new episode of Thought Cops! Joining us this week is Danny "The Street" Thompson of ShadowForks Games. He's here to talk to us about the ethics in games journalism. Danny also regales us with tales of his trip to E3. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out our call into Mega 64's Poorly Played Stream! https://youtu.be/gb-aqgHuekc Here's Danny's video about Death Note: T...2019-06-261h 25

Thought CopsCase File 120 with Ian EricksonDo the thing, this week we have Ian Erickson of Punching Up on Thought Cops. He does the thing. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes SPOILER ALERT. We put all the things we talk about in the episode IN THIS POST. Lurkers beware. This week, we challenge Justin Bieber and Tom Cruise to a pizza roll eating contest, and NEITHER of them take us up on it. Bad news for clown frogs everywhere, the "honk honk" meme got banned on Facebook. Also...2019-06-181h 29

Thought CopsCase File 119 with NikoDarken your eyeshadow and your souls, because this week on Thought Cops we're joined by everybody's favorite resident goth gamer girl, Niko. Support the show on Patreon iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Field Notes If you're not tired of us beating a dead horse by constantly deconstructing the increasing monopolistic stranglehold on audiovisual internet content by Youtube, you're in luck. Because this week Steven Crowder, aka "The Brain" from the Gay Rat Wedding Show on PBS goes head to head with Vox commentator Carlos Maza in who can use the...2019-06-121h 00

Thought CopsCase File 118 with Allan of Not for Human Consumption and Lisa of Garbage and GoldGrab an antacid and loosen your belt, it's episode 118 of Thought Cops! This week we're joined once again by the Porklift himself, Allan of Not for Human Consumption, and new guest Lisa of the Garbage and Gold podcast. Both humiliatingly lost to Officer Grant in the horrifying display of humanity that was The 1st Annual NFHC Podcast Super Pizza Roll Championship Turbo Edition. Video below: https://youtu.be/gFF_jfIdyA8 Support the show on Patreon iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Show Notes Attention all #boymoms out there, make...2019-06-041h 20

Thought CopsCase File 113 with BontragerBon jour! This week we're joined by Chicago comedian Bontrager. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes Officer Kevin is finally back from Japan, and the squad car is hitting the streets hard. We take out the "honk honk, clown world" bullshit, people instagramming movies, and the poor souls in this world who are the only people on the entire planet who have never seen Game of Thrones. We cover this ridiculous tweet from a musicologist, LGBT representation in Marvel movies, internet streamer Etika gets swatted, and Charles Martinet clarifies just...2019-05-011h 09

Thought CopsCase File 112 in JapanKonnichiwa! You're tuning into Thought Cops radio scanner channel 69.6. Officer Kevin is currently radioing into the show in the middle of an undercover reconnaissance mission in Neo-Toyko 3 to investigate the horrors that video games are plaguing upon the public discourse this week. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes Make sure to buy tickets for the Boomer vs. Zoomer tour if you'll be in Chicago on August 22nd, featuring former guests of Thought Cops Asterios Kokkinos, Mumkey Jones, and Sriracha. We'll be opening for them. Get your tickets now! Like we...2019-04-2445 min

Thought CopsCase File 111 with Lars and Joe of The First PodcastThis week on Thought Cops we're joined by Lars and Joe of The First Podcast. We were also on an episode of theirs that has yet to come out, but in the meantime check out the Officer Grant solo episode. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes IF YOU'RE IN OR AROUND CHICAGO AUGUST 22ND, make sure to buy tickets for the Boomer vs. Zoomer tour, featuring former guests of Thought Cops Asterios Kokkinos, Mumkey Jones, and Sriracha. We'll be opening for them. Get your tickets now! We've also got a...2019-04-171h 09

Thought CopsCase File 100 SpecialThanks everybody! Support the show on Patreon Officer Kevin and Officer Grant take a "look back" at their "legacy" thus far over, at some of the "greatest hits" of the past 100 episodes. My memory may be a bit foggy on these, but they sound familiar? This episode isn't just about the Thought Cops, though. This is a celebration of YOU- the listeners! Lots of friends of the show chime in with some congratulatory voicemails, as well as cameo appearances from Justin Whang, Davepretendo, Allan Foster, and Zwick! Won't you join us...2019-01-1751 min

Thought CopsCase File 98 with Asterios KokkinosWelcome to Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by three-peat champion Asterios Kokkinos! Asterios is a comedian from New York, and the host of 48,000 podcasts you can all find in the Asterios Kokkinos Podcast Factory. Support the show on Patreon It's the start of a new year, which means we've brought all of last year's problems over the threshold to ruin everyone's internet experience one obnoxious post at a time. This week, we go apprehend people over too much AOC spam, the social media depression hole, Chris Rock's n-word controversy, and Soulja Boy's failed video...2019-01-021h 24

Thought CopsCase File 96 with Dave Pretendo aka SephirothSword57Konnichiwa, Coplings. Welcome to Case File 96 of Thought Cops, featuring Davepretendo, otherwise known by his alter ego Sephirothsword57. Support the show on Patreon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mO2PJKKS2Q We walk back our comments on celebrity deaths by sticking it the the "celebrity death trolls" this week. How many times am I going to have to google "Adam Sandler dead", my fingers shaking on each key press, before I learn my lesson? Until you stop trolling me! A Sonic the Hedgehog movie is coming out, and we got...2018-12-181h 05

Thought CopsCase File 95 with Aaron Klopfer and Brianna MurphyClimb aboard, it's another episode of Thought Cops! This week we are joined by Chicago comedians Aaron Klopfer and Brianna Murphy, and we try very hard to stay on task. Results may vary, but you won't complain now, will you? Support the show on Patreon This week, we tackle celebrity deaths. The ones that matter, at least. We (Grant) get mad at our phones for not doing what we tell them to do. Darn those things. A CALL TO ARMS: The war on porn has begun. Tumblr has started censoring all...2018-12-111h 37

Thought CopsCase File 92Wee-oo wee-oo! It's a classic-flavored episode, with Grant and Kevin kicking asses, taking names, and recording a podcast! Support the show on Patreon Kevin returns again from California to talk about Mega64 GameDays, and a live vieiwng of the Rubin Report. LA, baby, you never know what you're gonna get. We've also got a special message from good boy Rocco Botte of Mega64 that you'll want to hear. You know, some people have said that listening to Thought Cops is as addicting as cocaine. Scientists said it. And they'd be right, too. 2018-11-2059 min

Thought CopsCase File 86 with Mike ManciniHold on tight. That's right. We're back. And we're joined by Mike Mancini of the Black Sheep, once again! Mike talks about the Black Sheep's newest interactive video series "Comment Below". Have a look for yourself and join in on the fun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6booYtjl4m8 We reached our first stretch goal on Patreon! Thank you so much to all who donate, and if ya haven't? You're missin' out on the live discord chats, and if this episode is any indication, things can get a little heated. Speaking of...2018-10-101h 12

Thought CopsCase File 77 with SrirachaStrap in, we're back. It's Thought Cops, "Episode 77", we're calling this one. This week, we are joined by the wonderful Sriracha! She produces plenty of works online, including, but not limited to: Porg Chatter, Waifu Wars, and Asterios Kills A Kid. She also just got back from Brony Con, and has some stories to spill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMFZOcAvCKs We face all sorts of unrest this week, including Jordan Peterson's famous Peterson family diet: salt and meat. Keeps you virile, they're saying. We learn a lot about Big Foot porn...2018-08-071h 06

Thought CopsCase File 71 with Tab of Here's What I Don't GetQuick, come inside, you're just in time for Thought Cops, "Episode 71"! This week we're joined by Tab, also known as Madcucks. Tab is the co-host of the podcast Here's What I Don't Get, and is our second guest to survive the infamous Lolsuit. This week, we get into all sorts of trouble. Daddy-daughter dances, Albert Einstein's theory of racism, and lots of E3 drama! Has Waluigi become the new Pickle Rick? You'll have to listen to find out! Grant, cue the "Thought Cops Gaming Corner" theme, please. Speaking of games, it's a bad week to...2018-06-211h 20

Thought CopsCase File 62Welcome to Thought Cops! Episode 62. Kevin's back from his trip to Los Angeles to find the American dream, but instead ended up coming back with a $50 piece of avocado toast. This episode was packed with outrage. The Simpsons respond to controversy. Taylor Swift covers Earth, Wind, and Fire, and that's racist because she's white. Moby hates poor people. Bully Hunters becomes a thing and then all of a sudden it's not. A female journalist gets teabagged in a video game. We should honestly be getting paid overtime for this shit, because we're barely keeping up with all...2018-04-1956 min

Thought CopsCase File 61 with Lil SlimeWelcome to Episode 61 of Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by Lil Slime aka SpookyboiUWU aka kevin watch the light dude aka this guy: You won't get it unless you're a 90's kid. This episode, we talk about the troubling trend of irresponsible, one-sided gaming articles plaguing our country. Also though, we talk about Soundcloud clout goblins, garlic that comes out in a single clove, the yodeling boy, "Zayn" from "One Direction," Google forgetting to doodle Easter, and millennials snorting condoms I guess. Our very own Officer Kevin was on this w...2018-04-121h 18

Thought CopsCase File 60 with Aaron KlopferWelcome to Episode 60 of Thought Cops! Tonight, the Cops welcome local Chicago comedian Aaron Klopfer. This week, we're punishing people using the new brackets meme, identity thieves, unsolicited pleas from Soundcloud artists, and kids I went to school with in Kindergarten that make up rhymes to make you take less time at the drinking fountain. Also, we cover the possible revival of Last Man Standing, if Seinfeld or Friends were rebooted who the Trump voter would be, Jim Carrey's artistic depictions of the President, and the public's need for a Disney princess who's had an...2018-04-041h 08

Thought CopsCase File 57 with Deputy JoshWelcome to Episode 57 of Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by Deputy Josh, who makes up 100% of our South Korean fan base. Everyone give him a big "Konnichiwa." Before we start off about this week, some news and announcements. First off, hello to any and all new listeners. This weekend alone, both Thought Cops were on Asterios's Kokkino's's Science Friction bonus episode, Engineer Riley's podcast Anti-Social Engineering, and Officer Grant was on an episode of Dick Masterson's The Dick Show. So if you're from any of those places: welcome, and hope you enjoy the show! Don't forget to...2018-03-151h 09

Thought Cops69.6 WKUK The Kuck: Episode 47WHAT'S UP YOU CUCKS OUT THERE, YOU'RE TUNING INTO 69.6 WKUK THE KUCK, WITH YOUR FAVORITE MORNING ZOO FUN CREW! THIS IS THE ONLY MORNING RADIO SHOW WHERE WE TALK ABOUT SENSITIVE ISSUES THAT OFFEND EVERYONE IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T OFFEND ANYONE. THIS MORNING, DJ KEVIN AND DJ GRANT TACKLE THE ISSUES FACING THE COUNTRY IN THIS DAY AND AGE, LIKE MANSPLAINING, BAD VIDEO GAMES, COMEDIENNES LIKE ILANA SCHLIMMINGSON BANNING MEN FROM VENUES, MORE THINGS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES, AND THIS TONE DEAF AD BY JOHNNY CHOO'S SHOES: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPrRRgagQg8 2018-01-0340 min

Thought CopsCase File 42 with Robbie of The Dirty NinesWelcome to episode 42 of Thought Cops, aka episode 1 of Comcast Cops. This week, we're joined once again by Deputy Robbie of The Dirty Nines and formerly of the FCC to talk about Net Neutrality. Basically everyone's fucked, so we're all looking for jobs at Comcast deleting websites for them. The rest of the episode, we talk about Starbucks' ongoing War on Christmas, the Lena Dunham apology generator, and Post Malone's apology for saying hip hop doesn't have emotional range. Or whatever. Jesus Christ, you people are petty. Make sure to drop us a voicemail at 312...2017-11-291h 04

Thought CopsCase File 41 with Michael PottleWelcome to Episode 41 of Thought Cops, aka the autofellatio episode. We're once again joined by Deputy Michael of michaelpottle.com, and creator of Greg Loves a Human. https://vimeo.com/158571684 This episode, we start off by changing up the show's format a little by sentencing thought crimes as they happen, as opposed to the week after. It's a minor change, but the show should hopefully be a little more streamlined and a little less top-heavy. Officer Kevin was also on the fellow Chicagoan podcast Booze Before Noon this week. I don't think the e...2017-11-211h 16

Thought CopsCase File 39 with Deputy DannyWelcome to episode 39 of Thought Cops. This week, America finally gets what it wants as Donald J. Trump is banned from Twitter for an entire 11 minutes. Suck it, libs. We're joined this week by Deputy Danny Boy. You may have heard of him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ppdB6JX99Q Turns out Papa John's is the new official pizza of the alt-right, but let's be honest, who didn't see that one coming. Better toss on your MAGA hat, velcro up your New Balances, don a white polo, and walk your pet...2017-11-071h 01

Thought CopsCase File 26Get the fuck off your parent's insurance, because it's Episode 26 of THOUGHT COPS. This week we're joined once again by our show's Stenographer to talk about Chicago's most notorious outrage victim, Jordan Peterson getting his Youtube taken down and then put back up, tan-skinned people of unassumed ethnic origin disrespecting American monuments, Earthworm Jim's creator misgendering journalists, a very special Veggie Tales story, a video games, and finally, a crazy lady gets her tires smashed and you need to know all about it. First, a bit of redemption for Chicago's prehistoric outrage victim, Steve Bartman. You may...2017-08-101h 18

Thought CopsCase File 18 with Deputy DougSlip a rubber on, because Thought Cops just turned 18! That's right, it's another episode of your favorite outrage show. Episode 18. And because our parents didn't buy us a Ferrari for our 16th birthday, we're getting revenge on them by exposing ourselves to the world. This episode we're joined once again from BFTD Deputy Doug. Doug's got a project he's working on, BUT IT'S NOT DONE YET. So hold on for a bit longer. This week we talk about comedians and public officials using the n-word, fake protests, pottymouth CNN hosts, pills of all different colors...2017-06-121h 01

Thought CopsCase File 12Welcome to episode 12 of Thought Cops. This episode we talk about stupid pants, Bill Nye the Cringe Guy, and the Apocalypse. Oops, I mean the "Adpocalypse." My bad. One's the end of the earth, the other is a group of people that call disgustingly call themselves "Youtubers" making twenty minute long videos complaining about "the community." The War on Berkeley continues today with Ann Coulter's skirmish with the Antifa. I don't know why they don't just do what I do when I see Ann Coulter: change the channel. We start today's episode with a joke a...2017-04-301h 06

Thought CopsCase File 2Wee-woo wee-woo, welcome to the second episode of Thought Cops, with your hosts Officer Kevin and Officer Grant. On this week’s episode, we get right into it: the newest symbol of the Alt-Right Neo-Nazis, Netflix’s genocide against Caucasians, the newest N-Words you’re not allowed to say to journalists, and Youtube’s top Youtuber, Pew-die-pie comes out as an Anti-Semite. If Trump was literally Hitler and we were literally living in 1930’s Nazi Germany, I’d definitely be freaking out right about now. In response to the Netflix show Dear White People, I reference a video by Phi...2017-03-2053 min