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Coffee and DeathsticksAvatar AgainLike James Cameron resurfacing after an aquatic adventure, Danny and Kevin return from a brief hiatus to review the new Avatar picture, Fire and Ash. Or should it be called Fire and Blood, because it features Talisa Stark and reminds our podcasters of a long-running television series more than the third installment of a movie saga. Listen as Danny and Kevin discuss the new film, how it compares to the first two, and how many more of these Avatar pictures Cameron or others should make. Follow us on Instagram at coffeeanddeathpod or email us at coffeeanddeathsticks@gmail...
2026-02-1050 minCoffee and DeathsticksThe 4th, 5th, and 10th & Final Film by Quentin TarantinoKill Bill was originally intended to be one movie and after many years of speculation, the film was finally given a wide release with the title Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair. This is one of Kevin's all-time favorites, and he was able to catch the nearly five-hour presentation during its limited release last month. Danny gave Vol. 1 and Vol. 2 rewatches, so Kevin filled him in on the changes made for this release. The two reminisce over this classic, which is driven by a perfect performance by Uma Thurman and the brilliant imagination of the most annoying human being...
2026-01-081h 12Coffee and DeathsticksWhat a Piece of TshiRevenge of the Sith turns 20, forcing Danny and Kevin to conclude their out of sequence prequel trilogy recaps. This is the beloved entry in the ever polarizing prequel trilogy, but do Danny and Kevin feel the same way? Listen to your favorite podcasters as they draw lines in the sand, admit to guilty pleasures, and wax poetic yet again about John Williams. Follow us on Instagram and email us at coffeeanddeathsticks@gmail.com
2025-05-201h 15Coffee and DeathsticksWhatever Happened to the MCU?Danny and Kevin return to the realm of Earth's most profitable heroes for a discussion of shows that came out like five years ago. Up first is an analysis of Loki: Season 2 and its place in the larger, increasingly pointless, cinematic universe it broke away from. And then it's a review of X-Men '97, the long-delayed sixth season to every millennial's second-favorite cartoon about superheroes. In between, Danny's son tells Kevin what Pixar movie he's been watching. Send us an email at coffeeanddeathsticks@gmail.com
2025-04-231h 17Coffee and DeathsticksThe People's OscarsDanny and Kevin are catching up on the recent Best Picture nominations at the Academy Awards and wanted to talk about two standouts: Conclave and Anora. The Pope almost died leading up to Hollywood's Biggest Night and would've given the people something to root for in the evening's most coveted prize. Alas, Frank is still with us, but the movie about a fictional conclave was more entertaining than what we would've had anyway. The winning picture, Anora, made filmmaker Sean Baker a household name, which he already was to Danny and Kevin. The duo talk this movie and his...
2025-03-2948 minCoffee and DeathsticksOedipus Rex CalabreseDanny and Kevin complete their journey down the TV slop stream with the excellent second half of The Penguin. How did the showrunners stick the landing? Are things really so dire that such a solid, unpretentious show can receive such rapturous accolades? What movie did the Waynes see before they died and why was it probably Shrek 2? All these questions and more are answered in the latest thrilling episode of your favorite podcast.
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2024-11-161h 00Coffee and DeathsticksGabagoolthamDanny and Kevin discuss the first four episodes of The Penguin, a refreshingly solid program that don't reinvent the wheel or nothin' but it sure does drive smooth, know what I mean kid? Fun performances, move-it-along plotting, and classy connections to the wider Batman universe make for a pleasant addition to the streaming landscape.
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2024-11-011h 13Coffee and DeathsticksCelebrim-boreThe Battle of Eregion is over; the battle for streaming algorithms is about to begin. Season 2 of The Rings of Power has ended, and the fanbase is torn. Half seem overjoyed at the depiction of the tragedy of Celebrimbore and continue to ship "Haladriel." The other half are mad that orcs have families and that there is one black elf. Danny and Kevin are here to offer checks and balances. Mellons, can't we all just get along and admit the show is...okay?
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2024-10-171h 02Coffee and DeathsticksThe Rings Of BoredomDanny and Kevin return to the forge to discuss the first four episodes of the second season of The Rings of Power. Expectations were low and they were met in that this show is still not good. The fellas discuss its strengths (music, Harfoots, wizards, Tom Bombadil, the Dwarves) and its weaknesses (everything else). Listen to hear all the latest from the exciting world of corporations mining IP like mithril.
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2024-09-281h 14Coffee and DeathsticksWon't Get Rooked AgainDanny and Kevin return to their favorite* franchise: Alien. Or is it officially called the Aliens Franchise? More like the Alien$ franchise, am I right folks? In the latest installment, our intrepid heroes journey through a massive wreck to see if there is anything of value that can get them to paradise. Is that a summary of Alien: Romulus or a summary about this podcast? There's only one way to find out. Follow us on Instagram, email us at coffeeanddeathsticks@gmail.com
2024-09-131h 10Coffee and DeathsticksDoldrums and DragonsDanny and Kevin continue their summer of watching boring TV with a discussion of Season 2 of House of the Dragon. It's just not doing it for them, folks. Something is missing and the fellas aren't exactly sure what it is but maybe they'll figure it out in two years when they tune in for Season 3 of this show that they don't really like. In the meantime, email the pod at coffeeanddeathsticks@gmail.com or follow it on Instagram.
2024-08-151h 10Coffee and DeathsticksDeadpool x Wolverine: The CollabElection season is in the air, and contentious feelings have even seeped their way into Coffee and Deathsticks. For what feels like the first time in show history, Danny and Kevin could not disagree more on a movie more than they do with Deadpool and Wolverine. Listen to the love and hate expressed about the flick and decide for yourself which side you are on. Or don't, it's just a movie.
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2024-08-091h 01Coffee and DeathsticksJedi Didn't Start the FireDanny and Kevin close the book on another Star War. Why do they subject themselves to storytelling that is clearly not meant for them? Why does anyone? Why can't we all just grow up and get along? The fellas discuss The Acolyte in particular and, as per usual, the wider Star Wars universe in general. Incidentally, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
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2024-07-311h 13Coffee and DeathsticksHouse of the Draggin'Danny and Kevin continue their discussion around Season 2 of Hot D. And it is...good, it's good. It's a good program. But, like, guys...Game of Thrones was so great. Even when it was stupid. Hot D is never stupid. At it's worst, it's just kind of dull and over-reliant on shenanigans and happenstance. But the dragons are cool! Sort of. Your hosts are getting old, is what this episode is saying. Or are things getting getting too smooth and safe? Who knows? Danny and Kevin do.
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2024-07-2554 minCoffee and DeathsticksHelaena's ChoiceHouse of the Dragon returns after two years, and Danny and Kevin aren't quite sure what to make of this program. The look, sound, and sense of dread will remind viewers of Game of Thrones, but is this show as good? Danny and Kevin recap the Season 2 premiere, discussing the show's reliance on whacky misunderstandings, foot fetishes, and their love for actors who play young Starks.
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2024-07-1149 minCoffee and DeathsticksStar Wars: The Mask MandateDanny and Kevin return to the trough for some more Star Wars slop. This time, it's set 100 years before The Phantom Menace and has already created a number of continuity errors certain to enrage both the Wookieepedia weirdos and Kevin. How does The Acolyte measure up to other Disney+ Star Wars tales? Is the show a Kaufmanesque gag? Why doesn't Harvey Dent recognize The Joker until after he takes his face mask off during the hospital bed scene in The Dark Knight? All these questions and more can be found within.
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2024-06-261h 01Coffee and DeathsticksWingardium FuriosaDanny and Kevin return to The Wasteland and check-in with Furiosa, the best character from the last Mad Max movie now played by a different person. Is the chess prodigy Anya Taylor-Joy a movie star? Based on the box office performance of Furiosa, America doesn't think so, but America doesn't know what it's missing! Listen to Danny and Kevin breakdown this prequel - should've been a sequel - visual feast from mastermind director Dr. George Miller.
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2024-06-201h 00Coffee and DeathsticksReturn of the Kingdom of the Planet of the ApesDanny and Kevin can't get enough of these damn, dirty apes. They discuss the latest installment in what may be the greatest film franchise of all time: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. Directed by an absolute no-name, the film is a worthy successor to the Andy Serkis-led trilogy from last decade which were themselves worthy successors to the silly/satirical sci-fi adventures from America's most disgusting decade. Listen as the fellas chart a course for future franchise success and Glen Powell's career.
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2024-06-0853 minCoffee and DeathsticksThe Divorced Husbands' Comedy HourIt's the 40th anniversary of one of our duo's favorite films: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. 1984 was a banner year for film, particular within nerd culture, and Indy's first sequel (or prequel?) was one of the headliners. Produced in the midst of George Lucas' divorce, Steven Spielberg had to direct the shit out of this movie, resulting in a tonal smorgasbord of juvenile comedy and genuine horror that works fantastically in its favor. Danny and Kevin provide a commentary track as they discuss the making of the film, why it works so well, and the genius of...
2024-05-252h 07Coffee and DeathsticksPure, Uncut GeorgeDanny and Kevin celebrate Star Wars month with the foundational text of being an exhausted (and exhausting) nerd simultaneously disappointed and hopeful about our favorite things: The Phantom Menace. The film is unfiltered George Lucas, straight from the pompadour and inflicted upon a public unwilling or, dare we suggest, unworthy of its earnest weirdness. Folks...it's really not that bad.
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2024-05-221h 03Coffee and DeathsticksBustin' Makes Us Feel OldWhen your movie needs to appeal to weird nerds, who ya gonna call? Bill Murray! He ain't afraid of no paycheck. Yes, the time has come: Danny and Kevin dedicate an entire episode to the goddamn Ghostbusters. Why have two comedy films from the 1980s, one kind of perfect and one perfectly ok, transmogrified into an unwieldy mishmashed rehash of nostalgia and nonsense? Who are these latest Spielbergian legacyquels for? Why can't we let the dead rest? And we're not just talkin' about Harold Ramis, folks! Listen and find out the answer to all this and more.Follow...
2024-05-0954 minCoffee and DeathsticksGodzilla Minus One Thousand Brain CellsLast week, Danny and Kevin talked about Dune. This week they talk about Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire. You see kids, a little spice can help you avenge your father's death at the hands of the Imperium but too much spice and you write a movie like Godzilla v Kong: Empire State of Mind. Listen as the fellas discuss the latest, stupidest-est entry in the finest cinematic universe of our time, the Monarch MonsterVerse.Follow us on Instagram or send us an email at coffeeanddeathsticks@gmail.com
2024-04-2350 minCoffee and DeathsticksThe Spice is RealAnother winter, another brief hiatus for Danny and Kevin, but for a great reason, as Abby and Danny welcomed the birth of Graham "Muad'dib" Marchant, a Child of Dune prophesied to take over hosting duties of Coffee and Deathsticks. The boys are back to discuss the biggest movie of 2024 thus far, Dune: Part Two. It wows and...inspires? Listen to find out if the hype was deserved for this sci-fi sequel. Eat your heart out, Aliens and Empire Strikes Back!
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2024-04-1647 minCoffee and Deathsticks2023 Catch-Up: Part 1 - The Crowd Pleasers?Danny and Kevin catch-up on a handful of movies from last year that they saw and wanted to talk about. This first 2023 recap episode focuses on alleged crowd pleasers, such as the highest grossing film from last year: The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial. Time stamps for the reviewed movies are:
1. Cocaine Bear 00:01:28
2. Knock at the Cabin 00:10:12
3. Meg 2: The Trench 00:23:03
4. The Pope's Exorcist 00:26:00
5. Evil Dead Rise 00:32:30
6. Talk to Me 00:40:27
7. Thanksgiving 00:45:43
8. John Wick: Chapter 4 00:56:54
9. Sisu 01:05:00
10. The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial 01:06:22
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2024-02-141h 14Coffee and DeathsticksFuneral at SeaDanny and Kevin kick off a new season with Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom. The film is both the last entry in the endlessly fascinating DC Extended Universe and a belated sequel to the hit film Aquaman from 2018. The fellas discuss the film's simple, yet effective, pleasures and lament that DC hit its stride in the final years of its existence. We lay the blame squarely at you, Zack Snyder! That's right, Zack Snyder listens to our podcast. Follow us on Instagram at Coffee and Deathsticks send us an email at coffeeanddeathsticks@gmail.com
2024-01-1149 minCoffee and DeathsticksThe Pod AbidesDanny and Kevin close out the season with a commentary for the Coen Brothers' classic: The Big Lebowski. Set in 1991 and released in 1998, the film is the story of who the hell knows or cares. On paper, it's a film noir where the Bogart character is a buffoon but in practice it's just a bunch of Los Angeles misfits vibing during the Gulf War. It's probably the funniest film ever but certainly the funniest film as far as this pod is concerned. So take her easy and enjoy a New Year's Eve gift from your favorite podcast hosts. F...
2023-12-312h 00Coffee and DeathsticksThe Return of the King Has Aged a Little BitEverything that has a beginning has an end...wait...that's from the wrong trilogy capper from 2003. Here at last, on the shores of the sea comes the end of our Fellowship. That's better!
As is Coffee and Deathsticks holiday tradition, Danny and Kevin return to Middle-earth and revisit the final entry of the holy trilogy, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Is this the most flawed film in the series? Maybe, but it's a masterpiece nevertheless, and your favorite hobbitses are here to remind you of why this movie is so awesome.
2023-12-271h 21Coffee and DeathsticksHistory on Horseback (on Film)Danny and Kevin discuss another Apple TV-produced historical epic from another great (ish) director: Napoleon, Ridley Scott's much anticipated biopic about history's most famous Corsican is. If you liked Rogue One, you'll enjoy Napoleon's unconventional narrative structure. And if you don't, check out Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece, Barry Lyndon. In the meantime, listen as the fellas grapple with the eternal contradiction that is Sir Ridley Scott. Follow us on Instagram at Coffee and Deathsticks or shoot us an email at coffeeanddeathsticks@gmail.com
2023-12-2256 minCoffee and DeathsticksOppenheimer 2: Godzilla Minus OneGodzilla is back when and where he belongs: post-WWII Japan. Danny and Kevin were pleasantly surprised by Godzilla: Minus One, the first ever remake of the original 1954 Godzilla film. Deemed "the best movie about nuclear power in 2023" by Coffee and Deathsticks, listen as the duo boast about the latest Toho produced Godzilla picture.
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2023-12-1844 minCoffee and DeathsticksSurprise Is on Our SideNovember 2023. Kevin is on vacation. Only Danny is able to host. Podcasts are now battlefields. This week, special guest Ryan Marchant joins Danny to discuss Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, a Certified Marchant Brothers Classic. The pair talk about pistols, boats, cactus booze, and positive manliness. The episode goes off the rails immediately but you will learn the name of Maggie Smith's son.
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2023-11-301h 00Coffee and DeathsticksFor Our Friend, JackIn honor of the 60th anniversary of John F. Kennedy getting the worst headache of his life, Danny and Kevin discuss Oliver Stone's 1991 cinematic masterpiece: JFK. The film is both a kaleidoscopic descent into madness powered by righteous paranoia and a cartoonishly libelous cavalcade of nonsense. The duo discuss the merits of the film (which are many) and the quagmire that is the Kennedy Assassination (which actually happened, kids!). Who really shot JFK? You won't get that answer here, but you will learn how to perpetually win the Kevin Bacon game. Follow us on Instagram at Coffee and Dea...
2023-11-221h 20Coffee and DeathsticksMaker of the Best FilmsDanny and Kevin discuss the latest Martin Scorsese picture: Killers of the Flower Moon. The film is a three-and-a-half hour journey into America's dark heart and probably one of Marty's best films. Quentin Tarantino's Directors-Get-Bad-When-They're-Old theory be damned...the Maestro still has it and only Death will take it away from him. Listen as Danny and Kevin tastelessly reference Mount Rushmore and totem poles during their review of a movie exploring atrocities committed against the Osage people.
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2023-11-2159 minCoffee and DeathsticksThis Time It's WarDanny and Kevin made a great call and decided to celebrate Halloween with a commentary on a horror-adjacent classic: James Cameron's 1986 masterpiece, Aliens. The duo discuss why this 37-year-old film holds up so well: The spot-on casting, the incredible production design, the perfectly-dated models and miniatures, the rousing James Horner score...all under the direction of a master of blockbuster storytelling. So strap in, you're on an express elevator to Movie Heaven, going up.
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2023-10-312h 28Coffee and DeathsticksHeroes in a Half ShellDanny and Kevin discuss Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem since Danny saw that instead of Barbenheimer. The fellas weigh the merits of the latest Turtle adventure against its towering cinematic predecessors. How old is too old to be watching a Ninja Turtles movie? Are the Michael Bay entries really that bad? What does Danny's 20-month-old son think about all this? Listen and find out! #cowabungaFind us on Instagram at Coffee and Deathsticks or send us an email at coffeeanddeathsticks@gmail.com
2023-10-2553 minCoffee and DeathsticksRebels Without a CauseWell, here we are. Ahsoka is over and it was completely fine. It was, in fact, pretty ok. If you've come this far into the river of blood, definitely check out this particular ripple of sanguinary real estate. But be warned: Danny and Kevin are still exhausted by these wars among the stars. So, listen to your favorite cynical/hopeful co-hosts drive themselves mad with despair/hope. And, finally, rest in power Dianne Feinstein.
2023-10-1156 minCoffee and DeathsticksMembah the Clone Wars?Danny and Kevin are back at the wheel of the HMS Sisyphus. What's life like on deck? Oh you know, just pushing their fandom for Star Wars up a hill and then getting crushed with varying degrees of disappointment as it rolls back down hill. Somewhere along the way, Kevin completely forgot that Rachel Bilson stared in the flash in the pan pop cultural phenomenon known as The O.C. Perhaps these two grown-ass men (one of whom has a child) should stop watching the Pew-Pew show about the Glib-Globs fighting the Meep-Moops.
2023-10-0259 minCoffee and DeathsticksFor Our Friend, RayDanny and Kevin are back at the trough to discuss the new Star War. The latest Disney+ show has dropped, and it's called Ahsoka. Is Ahsoka the main character? Sort of. Is Ahsoka the most interesting character? Eh, not really. Is Ahsoka still cool? Most definitely. The fellas discuss the first two episodes and predict what might be in store for them on this latest journey to the most exploited galaxy in the universe. Follow us on Instagram at Coffee and DeathsticksEmail us at coffeeanddeathsticks@gmail.com
2023-09-021h 01Coffee and DeathsticksMission: Impossible - Murders on the Orient ExpressDanny and Kevin continue their discussion of Tom Cruise's ongoing blood ritual to get Xenu to grant him immortality. Dead Reckoning (Part One) is the latest impossible mission and it's great. Most movies are terrible but some are a blast. Why can't movies get gooder?
2023-08-261h 06Coffee and DeathsticksOur Mission That We Chose to AcceptDanny and Kevin discuss the fascinating saga that is the Mission Impossible franchise. They start with a stripped-down thriller directed by Brian DePalma and end with an action master class starring straight shooter Alec Baldwin. In between, they discuss doves, direction, and death-defying stunts.
2023-08-141h 21Coffee and DeathsticksIndiana Jones and the Point of Diminishing ReturnsGuess who got rooked? That's right, your favorite podcast hosts! Danny and Kevin saw Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny and talked about it for almost two hours. Spoilers: Everyone owes Kingdom of the Crystal Skull a grudging apology.Follow us on Instagram at Coffee and DeathsticksEmail us at coffeeanddeathsticks@gmail.com
2023-07-141h 30Coffee and DeathsticksCrisis on Infinite DCU ProjectsDanny and Kevin saw the latest DC cinematic offering: The Flash (featuring special appearances by Batman, Wonder Woman, Superman, The Flash, Batman, General Zod, Supergirl, Superman, The Flash, Batman, Superman, Supergirl, Superman, The Flash, and Batman!) Oh, spoilers. Over the course of ninety minutes, the fellas discuss a film scientifically designed to make Kevin Smith cry. Is it any good? Eh, sort of! Kind of? Not really. Who knows? Who cares! Did any of these DC Extended Universe shenanigans matter? Or has it just been a decade of nonsense? Wow, we are old. You guys gonna see the new...
2023-06-271h 26Coffee and DeathsticksOnce More With FeelingKevin, host of a podcast focused on nerd culture, saw one of the three most anticipated nerd movies of the year over one month after its release. "He needs to sort out his priorities" said Danny, who has been waiting patiently to wax poetic about the conclusion to the Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy. Danny and Kevin review Volume 3 while discussing the series, its connection to the rest of the MCU films, and Gunn's departure to the DCU. Inevitable comparisons are made to Return of the Jedi and the only other trilogy directed by the same filmmaker in the...
2023-06-1754 minCoffee and Deathsticks#restoretheshazamverseDanny and Kevin gather at the Watchtower to discuss the latest offerings from the soon-to-be late and unlamented DC Extended Universe. First, the fellas discuss Black Adam and Kevin helps Danny remember that he may have actually had a blast. Then they move on to Shazam! Fury of the Gods and ponder the place of magick and sorcery in a world of superheroes and demigods. All in all, it's far more freewheeling conversation than the last episode and time is given over to important matters like Gorilla Grodd, Salman Rushdie, and the Kennedy Assassination. Listen to find out just...
2023-06-091h 23Coffee and DeathsticksM.O.D.O.P.It's time for a Marvel Movie Catch Up! Danny and Kevin discuss the Marvel Organization Designed Only for Profit and its latest output: the second Black Panther and the third Ant-Man. One was a pretty decent follow-up to a good movie and the other was an abysmal conclusion to a pair of fun movies. The fellas ponder the future of this most lucrative of cinematic universes and wonder if disastrous ruination is the destiny of all such endeavors. And if flippant discussions about mental health are not your cup of tea please be aware that such conversations occur throughout...
2023-06-011h 07Coffee and DeathsticksThe Saga ContinuesIt's Star Wars season* and that means another conversation/therapy session about whether or not it's time for us to move on with our lives. Well, spoilers, it's not. Danny and Kevin watched the third season of The Mandalorian, read the news from Star Wars Celebration, and saw the Ahsoka trailer. Star Wars, it seems, is not finished with us.
*It's always Star Wars season
2023-05-041h 29Coffee and DeathsticksDungeons, Dragons, and Hugh Grants, Oh My!Just when we thought we were out, they pull us back in! Danny and Kevin were convinced cinema was going the way of the dodo thanks to the rise of streaming services and too many effects driven films with all style and no substance. Hollywood has struggled with originality for years. But some brave souls at Paramount Pictures had the wholly original idea of taking a well-known IP and slapping its name on a movie that tells a familiar and somewhat predictable story, but earnestly and with care. Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves surprised Danny and Kevin a...
2023-04-2944 minCoffee and Deathsticks2022 Catch-Up: Part 2 - Eat the RichDanny and Kevin continue their 2022 Catch-Up with a discussion on the year's hottest trend: Subtle social satire about the demons who have all the goddamn money. They discuss Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery by Rian Johnson - director of The Last Jedi, The Menu, Triangle of Sadness, and some other random movies like The King's Man and The Batman, naturally.
2023-04-141h 09Coffee and Deathsticks2022 Catch-Up: Part 1 - The Streaming ServicesDanny and Kevin have been catching up on films they missed in 2022 that they wanted to talk about. This first episode of a two part series was made possible thanks to the streaming services that allowed the duo to watch these pictures from the comfort of their own homes. The movies reviewed were Nope (Peacock), Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (The Roku Channel), The Banshees of Inisherin (HBO Max), and All Quiet on the Western Front (Netflix).
2023-04-021h 03Coffee and DeathsticksGame of ConsulsSituated right in the middle of the bullshit "days" in March, between Pi Day and Evacuation Day (for all you Bostonian dirtbags out there), sits the Ides of March. Danny and Kevin therefore thought it timely to discuss a show they have both watched but not really talked to each other about: Rome. Rome is an excellent historical drama that aired on HBO from 2005-2007, and unlike the Empire it dramatized, has not stood the test of time in terms of remaining relevant in public consciousness. Cross the Rubicon with us as we discuss why the show works so...
2023-03-1638 minCoffee and DeathsticksThe Disaster ArtistIt's been a minute, folks. Life is a series of ebbs and flows and, unfortunately, life was at an ebb for Danny and so we've been "off the air" since January. But we are making a triumphant return to podcasting with an hour-long episode on...Moonfall. Yeah, we talked about Moonfall. Roland Emmerich's latest (and hopefully, last) film about everything going to shit is, unsurprisingly, a big pile of shite. Danny and Kevin discuss the ups and downs of Emmerich's less-than-illustrious career and suggest an alternative future for this wannabe Spielberg/hack fraud. We'll be returning to our usual...
2023-03-1057 minCoffee and DeathsticksMerry Christmas, Mr. WayneDanny and Kevin close out Season 2 with a feature-length commentary on Tim Burton's Christmas classic, Batman Returns. The duo watched the film together on Christmas Eve while drinking hot cocoa. They absolutely did NOT record this on New Year's Day. So sit back and relax as your intrepid podcasters talk over the kinkiest Batman film ever made. If you are listening and watching along, start Batman Returns 2 minutes and 17 seconds into this podcast.
2023-01-032h 10Coffee and DeathsticksThe Two Towers Also Hasn't Aged a DayDanny and Kevin travel back to Middle Earth. This time, The Two Towers is reviewed as it celebrates its twentieth anniversary. The duo avoid talking about how awesome The Battle of Helm's Deep sequence is for as long as possible and break down this middle chapter that balances a ton of walking with a ton of swords. You will hear orc and Uruk-hai quotes that are not drops, but are instead provided by Danny himself. Eat your heart out, Tom Kane! Please note that this episode also features an appearance by a word that is far more socially acceptable...
2022-12-251h 11Coffee and DeathsticksSo You Wanna Be a Picture Maker?Danny and Kevin discuss Steven Spielberg's latest picture: The Fabelmans. It's a film about a young Jewish-American boy who discovers a love and talent for filmmaking at the same time his parents' marriage falls apart. Could this perhaps be drawn from Spielberg's own life? This and other questions, such as "Is Spielberg the GOAT?" are pondered. Plus, some updates on beloved character actor, Geoffrey Rush.
2022-12-2058 minCoffee and DeathsticksCassian Andor and the Dial of DestinyDanny and Kevin are reunited and it feels so good. Not only because they are back to recording pods, but because they are excited about two Lucasfilm properties for the first time since 1982. And they weren't even alive in 1982! Talk about time travel (we're looking at you, Indy 5). The episode begins with a brief discussion of the unexpected Indiana Jones 5 teaser trailer, poster, and title reveal from last week. Could this movie be a schlocky good time? The rest of the episode then focuses on the excellent first season of Andor. Finally, "adult" Star Wars done right. Do both I...
2022-12-0959 minCoffee and DeathsticksChecking in with some Big Daemon EnergyKevin checks in for a solo episode with updates on the show. Danny and Kevin had recorded an episode on the season finale of House of the Dragon, but the audio, like Benioff and Weiss' contract with Lucasfilm, has been lost to history. New episodes will be out soon and may include discussions on Andor, Wakanda Forever, The Fabelmans, and Avatar (assuming they make it through the doldrums of the three plus hour affair).
2022-12-0110 minCoffee and DeathsticksThe Lord of the Rings: Mount Doom AwakensDanny and Kevin return to Middle-Earth to discuss the first season of The Rings of Power. The show is gorgeous. The actors are very talented. The music is fantastic. But is the show good? Is it bad? Is it neither? Is it both? Are mystery boxes really the best narrative device for an adaptation of Tolkien's world? Was the character who was Gandalf actually Gandalf? Where in the world did Carmen Sauron-diego end up being? Is this a prequel to the books or a prequel to the films? Or is it either/or depending on what your problem is? Th...
2022-10-251h 04Coffee and DeathsticksStar Trek: The Motion PicturesFor the first time in Coffee and Deathsticks history, Danny and Kevin watch a motion picture together in a movie theater. Not a new release, mind you, but rather a modest hit celebrating its 40th anniversary - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. The duo look back at the genre classic while discussing the rest of the Star Trek film series and their journey as latecomers to Trek fandom. Naturally, both 9/11 truthers and incest porn are brought up during this conversation focusing on a series known for its optimism of the future.
2022-10-0752 minCoffee and DeathsticksThe Lord of the Rings: The Phantom MenaceAfter shit-talking it in their House of the Dragon episode, Danny and Kevin discuss the two-part premiere of Amazon's The Rings of Power. While both agree that the show is not cheap-looking at all (like, at all, it looks gorgeous) only one enjoyed it and is looking forward to more. The other is a Negative Nori whose heart is as cold as Forodwaith. Is this show a worthy successor to the Peter Jackson trilogy? Is it a good adaptation of Tolkien's notoriously difficult-to-adapt ramblings When exactly in the bafflingly long timeline of Middle-Earth does this show take place? Where i...
2022-09-2051 minCoffee and DeathsticksThe Premiere That Had PromiseDanny and Kevin begin an informal/infrequent series of recaps of the latest inning in the game of thrones: House of the Dragon. Will this show bring the peoples of the world back to the water cooler? Does its existence confirm that GRRM is old and tired and never going to finish A Song of Ice and Fire? Is this whole universe just tits and dragons? We discuss these and other questions such as the stupidity of recaps and pop culture podcasts on this latest recap episode of our pop culture podcast!
2022-09-0147 minCoffee and DeathsticksComanche vs PredatorDanny and Kevin waded through the streams of Hulu and struck gold: The fifth entry in the Predator franchise! Or seventh, if you count the Alien vs Predator films. Which you absolutely should not. Dan Trachtenberg's Prey is a lean, mean movie machine and a worthy addition to a sturdily entertaining franchise. The film belongs on the big screen but seeing it there is not an option. Danny and Kevin discuss this, as well as flintlock pistols, sequel hooks, and so much more. Get to the wherever-you-listen-to-podcasts!
2022-08-1843 minCoffee and DeathsticksGray Doesn't MatterDanny and Kevin watched a flick neither wanted to see called "The Gray Man." The movie is as boring as its title. The Netflix original "film" piqued their interest due to its star-studded cast and crew as well as its eyebrow-raising 200 million dollar budget. Many talking points were raised about the actual talent level of the Russo brothers, movies made for streaming services, and shared cinematic universes. No, "The Gray Man" movie is not part of the MCU, but the duo cannot seem to shake it.
2022-08-0457 minCoffee and DeathsticksAnother Classic Thor AdventureIt's finally here! The highly-anticipated, long-awaited, much-debated return of Thor. And it's fine. It's fine. It's actually pretty good. It's ok. It's a Thor movie. They made another Thor movie. This is the fourth Thor movie. Danny and Kevin discuss Thor: Love and Thunder. They ponder its place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and talk about the future of said universe. And they ask an important question about an unimportant topic: Have 14 years of MCU films broken our brains? Listen and find out.
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Coffee and DeathsticksIt's About FamilyWith July 4th approaching, Danny and Kevin felt it appropriate to look back at one of the most American films ever made during its 50th anniversary year: The Godfather. The duo first review The Offer, a ten-part television limited series about the making of The Godfather that recently finished its run on Paramount +. You've probably never heard of it. During this discussion, Danny and Kevin make their boldest pitch yet: the Bob Evans Cinematic Universe or BECU. The Godfather is then reflected on and how it embodies American capitalism, the immigrant experience, and the family unit. You may be...
2022-07-021h 02Coffee and DeathsticksHell HereObi-Wan Kenobi (the show) is a show about Obi-Wan Kenobi (the character). It was made by committee for the purpose of generating branded content and driving consumer engagement. It is the most corporate piece of media in a franchise that has always skirted the boundaries between art and commerce. It is a wake-up call: You are being rooked. It is a bad show and watching it puts a man-child's soul at hazard. Danny and Kevin talked about it for over an hour and could have easily gone on for another three.
2022-06-251h 24Coffee and DeathsticksJurassic Wars: The Rise of LockwoodJurassic World: Dominion is a box office smash but a critical dud. Even longtime fans are unable to muster much enthusiasm for the latest chapter in the Jurassic ERA franchise. Danny and Kevin discuss why this film is both very bad and completely unremarkable in its' badness. Does it follow through on the promise of Fallen Kingdom's bizarre ending set-up? Does it utilize the returning trio of Ellie-Alan-Ian well? Does it utilize the returning duo of Owen Thunderguns and Claire Stilletto well? Does it utilize any of the assembled actors well? Why were these questions that we asked ourselves...
2022-06-1756 minCoffee and DeathsticksHot Take: Jurassic Park is a Great MovieDanny and Kevin discuss Steven Spielberg's popcorn apotheosis: Jurassic Park. It's a great film. If you've seen it before, you already know that. If you haven't see it, you should check it out. If you haven't seen it in a while, why not watch it again? It's one of those remarkable films where everything works and one of those unremarkable films whose success led to a parade of increasingly ludicrous sequels. The latest is out this weekend and Danny and Kevin will be dissecting that particular locust but, in the meantime, listen to them talk about something they enjoyed.
2022-06-1046 minCoffee and DeathsticksTalk to Me, GooseThis week, Kevin is joined by his wife, Mary, to review the highly anticipated Top Gun: Maverick. Like millions of other movie goers, Mary and Kevin were thrilled to see the blockbuster live up to the hype. They rehash pitfalls and iconic scenes of the original Top Gun before salivating over just about every detail of the sequel. If you want to satisfy your need for speed, look no further.
2022-06-0839 minCoffee and DeathsticksThe Unbearable Wrath of the Massive NorthmanDanny and Kevin are back in the cage to discuss Nicholas Kim Coppola's official comeback film The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. This is a pro-Nic Cage podcast but did the movie live up to its promise? After that, they discuss Robert Eggers' latest graduate thesis The Northman and how it's just a shameless rip-off of The Lion King and maybe another thing. See you all in Valholl!
2022-05-2743 minCoffee and DeathsticksMarvel's Getting Some StrangeDanny and Kevin saw a Marvel movie, enjoyed it, and would like to talk to you about it. That's it. No twist. No hemming, no hawing. Just a couple of pals talkin' about wizards and witches. Except for the part where [REDACTED] showed up and they wanted to have always been dead.
2022-05-1850 minCoffee and DeathsticksGreat (?) Scott!A few weeks ago, the Fresh Prince smacked Marty the Zebra in the goddamn face at a private industry awards ceremony. Since a G.I. Jane joke is what set off this incident, Danny and Kevin got to thinking about legendary director (and friend of the pod) Ridley Scott. Specifically, his most recent films from 2021 - The Last Duel and House of Gucci - and whether he's the most talented studio hack in showbiz. Yes, there is a new MCU film out but that episode isn't ready yet and we love this cantankerous sonofabitch.
2022-05-1346 minCoffee and DeathsticksMay the Fourth Have Mercy on Our SoulsKevin and Danny talk about Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones. Widely regarded as the nadir of Star Wars...but 20 years on, is it still that bad? Yes, yes it is. Folks, it's so bad. It's a bad film. Attack of the Clones is very bad.
2022-05-041h 06Coffee and DeathsticksEverything Danny and Kevin Think About Everything Everywhere All at OnceKevin and Danny talk about Everything Everywhere All at Once and the multiplying number of multiverse movies. In between that they discuss nihilism, the careers of both Laurie Strode and Short Round, and life in 2022. Did you get your taxes done on time? Does life have a purpose? How many times can Danny say "This is the best movie I've seen in a while" before we stop believing him? Listen and find out.
2022-04-2741 minCoffee and DeathsticksOscar Predictions 2022Kevin is joined again by guest host and Academy Award aficionado, Zack Renschler. As the rest of the country filled out their March Madness brackets, Zack and Kevin instead belabored over their Oscar ballots. The duo share their predictions for all categories with the exception of the three shorts, because no one really cares about those awards. They also rank the ten Best Picture nominees and reveal who they felt were snubbed of nominations.
2022-03-271h 21Coffee and DeathsticksThe Batman Strikes AgainAnother DCU film, another definite article to erase previous films from existence. Danny and Kevin review the newest iteration of Batman from simian auteur Matt Reeves. The duo were cautiously optimistic heading into this movie, but like Michael Scott, they were ready to get hurt again. Is Batman a relevant film franchise? Will this new take reach the heights of The Dark Knight Trilogy or fall into the chasm to lie beside Batman v Superman in eternal shame? Does Michael Giacchino have it in him to surpass Danny Elfman and Hans Zimmer? Listen as two man-children answer these questions...
2022-03-171h 02Coffee and DeathsticksThe Gunn ShowKevin and Danny discuss the delightful John Cena vehicle, Peacemaker. James Gunn is what every edgy Redditor aspires to but he possesses certain traits crucial to actually producing art, such as empathy for his fellow man. Other topics include the DC universe in general and Taiwan's status as a country. Also, have you guys seen Moonfall?
2022-03-0134 minCoffee and DeathsticksRated PG for PigKevin and Danny discuss a pair of films from the previous year: the runaway box office smash Psycho Goreman and the biannual Good Nic Cage film, Pig. How long can a film successfully stretch out an admittedly solid joke? What makes Nic Cage such a singular case of gonzo greatness? Which schlock medieval plague film is Danny thinking of at any given moment?
2022-02-2150 minCoffee and DeathsticksThe Book of (Mostly) Boba FettKevin and Danny watched The Book of Boba Fett, a program featuring all of your favorite non-Boba Fett characters plus everyone's favorite Boba Fett character, Boba Fett. Who knew a Boba Fett show about Boba Fett could actually work? Apparently no one because the Boba Fett show ended up being about Different Boba Fett and Baby Yoda. It's just like Han says in Return of the Jedi: "Boba Fett? Boba Fett!" Boba Fett, indeed.
2022-02-1549 minCoffee and DeathsticksA Serious ThaneDanny and Kevin review Joel Coen's Macbeth, the latest adaptation of Shakespeare's shortest tragedy. They then discuss the Coen Brothers and gently lament the end to the career of cinema's greatest duo. Powell and Pressburger can stuff it.
2022-02-0144 minCoffee and DeathsticksOscar Bait 2022Kevin is joined by his second guest host, Zack Renschler, to discuss 2021 releases that are in contention for Academy Award nominations. Zack has already seen several of these films and offers brief reviews and suggests categories they could be nominated for on Hollywood's biggest night. The two also share movies they look forward to seeing this award season. As is tradition on the show, the conversation often goes off topic to areas like Jonny Greenwood, Ridley Scott's filmography, and Star Wars.
2022-01-2157 minCoffee and DeathsticksSpider-Man: Maybe You Can Go Home AgainCongratulations to Danny and Abby on the birth of their son, Emmett! Filling in for Danny is Kevin's longtime friend and fellow entertainment enthusiast, Nick Fouche. Nick and Kevin finally got around to seeing the new Spider-Man, which has now been seen by everyone in the world. Already the sixth highest grossing film domestically and eighth internationally, No Way Home is a bonafide blockbuster, especially considering it had to compete against spikes in COVID cases. It may be making quite a bit of money, but is it any good? Nick and Kevin review the film and discuss where it...
2022-01-1352 minCoffee and DeathsticksWest Side Story 2: West Side StoryDanny and Kevin boldly go where few went in December 2021: to a theater to see a remake of a 60 year-old film that was based on a Broadway musical made by a director who was in his teens when the original movie came out. West Side Story may have underperformed at the box office, but was its financial performance indicative of its quality? Danny and Kevin discuss the new film, how it compares to its predecessor, the state of the box office, and Steven Spielberg's recent filmography.
2022-01-0634 minCoffee and DeathsticksThe Matrix ResignationsDanny and Kevin close out the year and the first season of Coffee and Deathsticks; not with a bang or a whimper but with a resigned sigh. Lana Wachowski returns to the Matrix accompanied by two familiar faces, a very similar face, a not-so-similar face, and Doogie Howser. Many questions arise but one thing is clear: The Matrix Reloaded was a pretty good movie.
2021-12-3152 minCoffee and DeathsticksThe Fellowship of the Ring Hasn't Aged a DayThe world has changed, but much that once was holds up, for Peter Jackson's The Fellowship of the Ring is still a masterpiece. Danny and Kevin celebrate the 20th anniversary of a landmark film and discuss why it works well: the soaring score, the pitch-perfect performances, the fuck yeah fight scenes, and the genuine heart and humanity at the center of everything. Will they cry? Yes, obviously. This movie is awesome.
2021-12-1744 minCoffee and DeathsticksEternally MarvelDanny and Kevin begrudgingly saw Marvel's newest release, The Eternals. Only one of the two fell asleep during a critical portion of the picture. They review the film on its own and discuss its place in the MCU. The duo also reveal their early leader for most anticipated 2022 movie: Roland Emmerich's Moonfall! At the end of the episode, an unexpected question is raised and debated: which will be worse, Halloween Kills or Ghostbusters: Afterlife?
2021-12-0245 minCoffee and DeathsticksLawrence of ArrakisKevin and Danny sit down to discuss Dune, a fine example of a disappearing art form known as "A Movie." When it comes to adapting Frank Herbert's gibberish, the third time's the charm. But just how successful is Denis Villeneuve's behemoth? Is it good? Is it great? Is Oscar Isaac's beard real? Or is this only the beginning? Listen and find out.
2021-11-1843 minCoffee and DeathsticksHalloween Kills Danny and KevinKevin and Danny discuss the latest entry in the embarrassing Halloween franchise. The Shape stalks again but this time he's up against a mob of gun-totin' gomers, yammering yokels, and Lenny Clarke. Yes, it's November and Halloween is over but this movie is terrible so who cares?
2021-11-1051 minCoffee and DeathsticksNo Time Tomorrow to Die Another DayKevin and Danny discuss the latest and good-but-not-greatest chapter in the Daniel Craig Bond Saga. What's next for James Bond and what made Craig's 15 years in the role so damn good? Plus: Sweaters.
2021-10-291h 00Coffee and DeathsticksVenom: Let There Be (Tasteful) GarbageKevin and Danny discuss Venom: Let There Be Carnage, in which the studio steps aside and lets Tom Hardy run the show with the help of a director in on the joke. As with its predecessor, Venom 2 is both a pile of trash and a campy delight. However, is it really possible to keep making movies about Venom? Must everything be sucked into the orbit of the MCU? Was Woody Harrelson's wig in the last film really that bad? The answers to these questions, and more, are in this episode.
2021-10-1538 minCoffee and DeathsticksFall Movie PreviewNow that the pandemic is definitely and totally over, movie theaters will be hosting numerous blockbusters, prestige pictures, and franchise films for the rest of 2021. Kevin and Danny sit down to ask important questions: Will the fourth Matrix film be any good? Is it worth seeing Dune on the big screen if it means sitting in a theater filled with chattering scofflaws? Where were the Eternals during Thanos and why don't we care? How much more pain and suffering can Daniel Craig's James Bond withstand? Listen and find out!
2021-10-011h 03Coffee and DeathsticksA(n) (Im)Perfect OrganismEveryone was talking about the latest Marvel hit Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings so, naturally, Kevin and Danny decided to talk about a franchise that hasn't had a decent entry since 1986. Why is the Alien series a franchise and what does the future hold for the world of xenomorphs, androids, and impossible basketball shots?
2021-09-171h 09Coffee and DeathsticksCorporate Weaponization of NostalgiaDanny and Kevin are mad as hell but probably won't do anything about it. In the wake of two trailers algorithmically designed to generate memes, the fellas discuss how nostalgia has been weaponized by corporations that want our money...and why it keeps working.
2021-08-2642 minCoffee and Deathsticks"Yo, Is This Thing a Dog?"Danny and Kevin review The Suicide Squad (2021). Not to be confused with Suicide Squad (2016). Clearly, James Gunn did not take Sean Parker's advice when titling his film. SPOILERS.
2021-08-1358 minCoffee and DeathsticksMarvel: Burdened with Corporate PurposeDanny and Kevin are pleasantly surprised by Loki and its promising look at Marvel's future...and are then immediately brought down to Earth by Black Widow (insert superhero landing pose).
2021-07-1753 minCoffee and DeathsticksIndependence Day: RegurgitationKeeping with the anniversary theme from the last episode on Raiders of the Lost Ark, the guys look back at Independence Day on its 25th anniversary. The film is often considered a classic 90s era blockbuster, but does it stand the test of time? Danny and Kevin revisit the film, its significance in film history, and its surprisingly decent sequel, 2016's Independence Day: Resurgence.
*Show note: as has been the case with the past few episodes, we will continue to release episodes biweekly during the summer. We may stick with that during the fall, but could return...
2021-07-0253 minCoffee and DeathsticksIndiana Jones: 40 Going on 80Raiders of the Lost Ark celebrated its 40th anniversary last Saturday, giving Danny and Kevin the opportunity to dote on one of their favorite films. This anniversary was not the only recent news for the franchise, as production on the fifth Indiana Jones film began earlier this month in England. Danny and Kevin express a reservation or two for this new project and speculate on the film's setting, plot, villains, and tone.
2021-06-191h 03Coffee and DeathsticksArmy of the DeadKevin and Danny sigh their way through another review of Zack Snyder and his "visionary" approach to filmmaking.
2021-06-1041 minCoffee and DeathsticksDisney's Marvel's MCUTVUDanny and Kevin have finally made it through The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, the second live action Marvel miniseries released on Disney+ this year. The conversation focuses on some derivative elements of the show and the problems with Marvel tackling contemporary big issues in America today. WandaVision, the first Marvel/Disney+ release from earlier this year, is reviewed as well.
2021-05-2047 minCoffee and DeathsticksThe State of Star WarsEven Danny and Kevin cannot escape the "May the Fourth be with you" phenomenon. Instead of celebrating Star Wars on this now heavily commercialized day, they discuss the general state of the franchise focusing on the recent Disney produced films, current and upcoming television series, and what the future holds for the galaxy far, far away.
2021-05-0550 minCoffee and DeathsticksWhat We're Watching (Part 2 of 2)Danny and Kevin continue their discussion on the television series they are currently watching. Shows discussed this week are The Last Kingdom (2015-Present) and Arrested Development (2003-2019). The Arrested Development conversation evolves into a general analysis of "revival" projects.
2021-04-2933 minCoffee and DeathsticksWhat We're Watching (Part 1 of 2)Danny and Kevin take a break from film this week to check-in on what television shows each is watching. All programs featured are no longer airing and were either made primarily in the 90s or are British productions. The series discussed are The Thick of It (2005-2012), Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987-1994), Sharpe (1993-2008), and The X-Files (1993-2018).
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