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She Comes With BaggageShe Comes With Baggage7. Kirstie's Coming Out Story - Hardships Growing Up in the Bible BeltKirstie was born and raised in Tennessee aka the Bible Belt. The South is known for religious rhetoric which was instilled in a lot of her life growing up. This week, Kirstie shares her experiences coming out to her family and the hardships she went through when she told her friends. Come on this journey to hear how she moved from Tennessee to California and experienced being fully accepted for the first time. Are you enjoying this podcast? Let us know your thoughts!  Leaving 5 star ratings and downloading each episode supports us SO much - thank you f...2024-03-0450 minShe Comes With BaggageShe Comes With Baggage3. Does Kirstie Ditch Christine For New Zealand?!As a sequel to Episode 2, we are continuing to  unfold Kirstie and Christine's love story. Now, brace yourselves for Episode 3, where we unveil the stories behind Kirstie's final days with Christine before embarking on a life-altering journey to New Zealand. The air is thick with suspense—did Kirstie choose to stay for love or travel into the unknown? Tune in to find out! Have any questions or suggestions for any upcoming episodes? Use this link to submit!shecomeswithbaggagemedia.com@kirstieandchristineAdvertise with us:  info@shecomeswithbaggagemedia.comFollow the full adventure on Inst...2024-02-0532 minThe Visionary Woman PodcastThe Visionary Woman PodcastSoul Health with Kirstie Fleur (Freedom Sessions Chicago)Join us for an empowering conversation! In this special episode, I'll be sharing an incredible session on Soul Health that took place in March. We gathered in the vibrant city of Chicago for a Freedom Session, bringing together a group of beautiful, driven women who were eager to learn, grow, and reach new heights. As always, my mission is to provide valuable resources for visionary women, and during these sessions, we delved deep into the importance of nurturing our soul's health. I speak candidly about the importance of self-care and grounding oneself.  You’ll learn how these practices can...2023-09-0133 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleThe One With The Man: An Outlander Music BracketOutlander returns to Starz this Friday, 6/16 and thus we return to your feeds from our similarly haphazard and only vaguely explicable hiatus. Now we know you all have heard our feelings about Outlander since we basically haven't published any other shows since the last season, so we decided we'd switch it up this time and once again attempt to teach Kirstie how brackets work to determine the best Outlander Theme Song. We've got greatest hits such as Scotland (Penny Whistle's Version), The One With The Man, and many others. Join us for a surprise plot twist that no one...2023-06-161h 00The Visionary Woman PodcastThe Visionary Woman PodcastThe Visionary Woman Podcast TrailerWelcome to The Visionary Woman Podcast! I am your host, Kirstie Fleur, the CEO and Founder of Kirstie Fleur and Freedom Fleur. This podcast aims to inspire and support visionary women, including artists, entrepreneurs, thought leaders, and those carving out their own paths by featuring powerful visionaries from various fields. We will be discovering the importance of finding your voice, connecting with your soul, and building what is authentic to YOU! This podcast offers tangible steps, a supportive community, and resources to help you, the listener, realize your dream.Join me on Friday, June 9th f...2023-06-0801 minKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley - On The Verge - Episode 15 - I'm a Bad, Bad BabyKirstie Alley - On The Verge is back! On this episode of Kirstie Alley On The Verge - Kirstie talks about what has been going on in the last 9 months of her life since the last podcast. Moving from her home in Los Angeles, Lemur transport, and of course Covid.  Thank you to Anchor.fm for the host, Drew Becker for the Cover Art, and Music licensed to Kirstie by GreyMicRecords. Show produced by Corey and Jeremy Make sure to rate and share the podcast with your friends! Leave us a message! Fol...2022-01-141h 10Kirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley - On The Verge - Episode 14 - The Dating GameOn this episode of Kirstie Alley On The Verge Kirstie talks about Dating in 2021 and beyond. Kelly is back as well as Corey in studio. Thank you to Mandy O who's message we play at the end of the episode. Thank you for the kind words.    Thank you to Anchor.fm for the host, Drew Becker for the Cover Art, and Music by GreyMicRecords. Show produced by Corey Make sure to rate and share the podcast with your friends! Leave us a message! Follow Kirstie on Twitter: @KirstieAlley  Offical Twitter of the show: @KAO...2021-03-291h 20Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleWhat A Girl WantsHop on board the nostalgia train yet again because we found another excuse to hang out with our dad Colin Firth! This week we're exploring another classic piece of teen girl culture that Kirstie missed in the early aughts, What A Girl Wants. This film is jam packed with flare jeans, hijinks, and Colin Firth dancing in leather pants. We explore some latent feelings about Vespas, wonder what the writers knew about the House of Windsor, and are compelled to say this movie is Not That Bad? Thank you to our very kind listeners who have been sending us...2021-03-2354 minKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley - On The Verge - Episode 13 - Random ThoughtsA short podcast today starting with a new show idea Kirstie wants to possibly have?  Corey talks about Punky Brewsters new doc KID '90 and Kirstie says he needs to watch Queen's Gambit.  Kirstie talks about all the friends that have died that are close to her in 2020.   Thank you to Anchor.fm for the host, Drew Becker for the Cover Art, and Music by GreyMicRecords. Show produced by Corey Make sure to rate and share the podcast with your friends! Leave us a message! Follow Kirstie on Twitter: @KirstieAlley  Offical Twitter of the show: @KAOn...2021-03-2221 minKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley - On The Verge - Episode #12 - Harry and The SquirrelKirstie is back from a two month break to talk about Harry and Meghan's interview with Oprah.  Kirstie also talks a little bit about all the animals in her life including Birdie The Squirrel. Thank you Denise S. for the monthly support! Please go to Anchor.fm to show your support as well! Thank you to Anchor.fm for the host, Drew Becker for the Cover Art, and Music by GreyMicRecords. Show produced by CJ Make sure to rate and share the podcast with your friends! Leave us a message! Follow Kirstie on Twitter: @KirstieAlley  Of...2021-03-151h 13Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleCinderella (1997)Join us for an adventure in 90's tv musical production as we unpack the 1997 Rodgers and Hammerstein Cinderella (you know the one, with Brandy, Whitney Houston, and great ubiquitous character actor Victor Garber??). In between Kirstie reading Victor Garber's IMDB history, we touch on the song mixes, the sound stage vibes, and how much this thing truly slaps. We also promote a certain tv interview that's already aired and unfortunate now-old news about Mr. Hot & Tall In Perpetuity, so this is a blast from the past in pretty much every way.2021-03-1031 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleTed Lasso: Out of RelegationSometimes you record an episode of a podcast and think to yourself, man I could really record another episode of that. So here we are, revisiting Ted Lasso. After having a Rebecca reaction to Ted Lasso, Kirstie rewatched the show and is back for another go at talking about what we love about it. Tl:DR we love it and we just want to spend more time talking about it so please come talk to us about Ted Lasso some more.Links:Episode 162 | Ted Lasso2021-03-031h 03Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleTed LassoWe've got soooooo much to unpack this week. Kelsey finally has her moment to deliver a friendship gift to Kirstie in the form of Ted Lasso and Kirstie........politely accepted. We spend some time trying to understand why a beautiful, self aware, well humored, kind show about friendship and the workplace wasn't somehow made specifically for Kirstie and the answer is.....fascism? This was our last episode recorded in Trump's America cut us some slack. Oh also Kirstie cries for the first time ever on the podcast so get hype. Links:Episode 166 | Ted Lasso: Out of...2021-02-0258 minKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley - On The Verge - Episode #11 - Happy Birthday to me!Kirstie Alley - On The Verge - Episode #11 - Happy Birthday to me!  Kirstie wanted to do a special podcast on her birthday.  So, she did! Special guest Kelly is back in the studio to go over everything birthday with Kirstie.  Please rate, please share, please comment about the podcast where ever you listen to this! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIRSTIE!  Thank you to Anchor.fm for the host, Drew Becker for the Cover Art, and Music by GreyMicRecords. Show produced by CJ Make sure to rate and share the podcast with your friends! Leave us a...2021-01-131h 01Kirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley - On The Verge - Episode #10 - KellyKirstie Alley On The Verge - Episode 10 -  Kelly Todays episode Kirstie pays tribute to Kelly Preston. Kirstie invited a few of her friends to Wichita, KS, to record a podcast and dedicate the entire show to Kelly Preston.   Thank you to Anchor.fm for the host, Drew Becker for the Art, and Music by GreyMicRecords. Produced by CJ Make sure to rate and share the podcast with your friends! Leave us a message! Follow Kirstie on PARLER @ KirstieAlley & Twitter: @KirstieAlley  Offical Twitter of the show: @KAOnTheVerge --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kirstie-alley/mes...2021-01-111h 47Kirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The Verge - Episode #9 - CaretakersKirstie Alley - On The Verge - Episode #9 - Caretakers. Kirstie talks about the different caretakers she's had for the past 40 years at her different properties.  Kirstie shares her most memorable stories she has from these people in her life.  Special in-studio guest Kelly is there to help her along the way.  Thank you to Anchor.fm for the host, Drew Becker for the Art, and Music by GreyMicRecords. Produced by CJ Make sure to rate and share the podcast with your friends! Leave us a message! Follow Kirstie on PARLER @ KirstieAlley & Twitter: @Kir...2021-01-0459 minKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The Verge - Episode #8 - New Year's Rockin' Eve SpecialKirstie Alley - On The Verge - Episode #8 - New Years Rockin' Eve Special. Tonight Kirstie talks about everything New Year's Eve.  Some good times, and bad times, and everything in between.  Gather round the ol' podcast machine and grab your favorite drink and lets toast to 2021! Special guest Kelly in the studio with Kirstie and Corgi.  Thank you to Anchor.fm for the host, Drew Becker for the Art, and Music by GreyMicRecords. Produced by CJ Make sure to rate and share the podcast with your friends! Leave us a message! Follow Kirstie on PAR...2021-01-0150 minKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley - On The Verge - Episode #7 - Until Death Do Us PartKirstie Alley - On The Verge - Episode 7. Kirstie and special in-studio guest Kelly, talk about what needs to be done in order to get your things in line prior to death.  Do you buy a plot? Will you be cremated? What to do, how to do it, and when to do it.   Thank you to Anchor.fm for the host, Drew Becker for the Art, and Music by GreyMicRecords. Produced by CJ Make sure to rate and share the podcast with your friends! Leave us a message! Follow Kirstie on PARLER @ KirstieAlley & Twitter: @KirstieAlley...2020-12-281h 18Kirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The Verge Episode #6 - Holly Jolly DecorKirstie sits down and goes over her holiday decorating agenda and how she's making a few changes this year.  Normally she puts up her "Christmas Villiage" but this season she is going to mix it up a little bit.  Kelly joins Kirstie in the studio to talk about all things Christmas.  Thank you to Anchor.fm for the host, Drew Becker for the Art, and Music by GreyMicRecords. Produced by CJ Make sure to rate and share the podcast with your friends! Leave us a message! Follow Kirstie on PARLER @ KirstieAlley & Twitter: @KirstieAlley ...2020-12-1438 minKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The Verge Episode #5 Not Yet DeadKirstie Alley On The Verge Episode #5 - Not Yet Dead.  In this episode, Kirstie talks about getting older and what to do as she gets older.  She talks about why she didn't release a podcast last week, and the health of her dad.  Special guest Kelly in the studio to figure out this crazy world with her. Thank you to Anchor user Reg1167 for the awesome message. We listen to them all, if you have the Anchor app, leave us a message!  Thank you to Anchor.fm for the host, Drew Becker for the Art, and Music by Gr...2020-12-071h 10For a WhileFor a WhileEp 15: On Friendships part IIWe talk about how we rely on friendships, and how support doesn't exclusively have to come from a partner. We talk about our friendship wishlists, and Andrea asks Kirstie for advice regarding how friendships have evolved in the pandemic age. Leave us a message at https://anchor.fm/forawhile/message Follow us on Instagram: Kirstie (@kirstie.bruce) & Andrea (@hyggelosaurus)2020-11-3000 minFor a WhileFor a WhileEp 14: On Friends pt IHaving moved around a lot, we talk about the kinds of friendships we have and how they've evolved, especially now in this pandemic. We talk about friendship breakups and the kinds of friends we think we are, according to the attachment theory.  Leave us a message at https://anchor.fm/forawhile/message Follow us on Instagram: Kirstie (@kirstie.bruce) & Andrea (@hyggelosaurus)2020-11-2300 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeoplePride and PrejudiceIt's the great Hatewatch tradition of Make Kirstie Watch A Thing, and this week, she finally caved and watched a Jane Austen adaptation. We're talking about the 2005 Pride and Prejudice, featuring emo Darcy, Kelsey's feelings (and Kirstie's lack thereof), plus some cinematography. If you too think that Kirstie should appreciate Jane Austen more, or you would like us to send you the photo we found of a large paper mache Mr. Darcy in a lake, please contact us at @hatewatchwithus.2020-11-1944 minFor a WhileFor a WhileEp 13: Social Dilemma part IIWe conclude our discussion on The Social Dilemma by taking a look at Facebook's response. We also  take a look at how divisive and fanatical people can get on social media, and our experiences with such as we try to find the middle ground in the midst of fake news. Lastly, Kirstie talks about her nephew's media habits.  Leave us a message at https://anchor.fm/forawhile/message Follow us on Instagram: Kirstie (@kirstie.bruce) & Andrea (@hyggelosaurus)2020-11-1600 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleOutlander Has Wronged UsIt's been a while since we've complained, so we're coming in hot with a gamified format for filing our grievances. It's Kirstie's first Draft style event, and we are drafting Ways Outlander Has Wronged Us. If you're coming to this episode to agree with us about Outlander takes you will likely be disappointed. Additional updates this week include strong stances on supermarket themed television and a continued plea for any and all information about SMS for Dich/Text For You/Text for Dick?Links:Episode 134 | Bind Off: Outlander Season 5Episode 133 | Inside the EpisodeEpisode 124 | Sam Heughan AppreciationEpisode 90...2020-11-1252 minKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley - On The Verge - Episode #4 - Changing The World in Her JammiesKirstie Alley On The Verge Episode #4 - Changing The World in Her Jammies.  In this episode, Kirstie talks about life in her jammies and how hard it's going to be to get out of the PJs once the world returns to normal.  Kirstie also takes on recent weight gain and how she is going to combat that.  Finally, Kirstie talks about the election and how she's going to do her part to change the world. Thank you to Anchor.fm for the host, Drew Becker for the Art, and Music by GreyMicRecords. Produced by CJ Mak...2020-11-111h 20For a WhileFor a WhileHalloween Special Part IIIn this episode, Andrea talks about her creepy experiences at home, in university (for search purposes, it was in Ateneo / ADMU!), and at work, as well as that one time she went through an exorcism. Because entities.  Kirstie also shares her experiences joining ghost tours in the UK and that one time she tried a ouija board. We mentioned: Exorcist RH Stavis and her book "Sister of Darkness" https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MSCRJ6P/ Skirrid Mountain Inn, Wales http://www.skirridmountaininn.co.uk/ Have any creepy...2020-11-0900 minKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The Verge - Episode #3: Pervs and PoodlesKirstie Alley talks about the most memorable pervs she's encountered in her time in Hollywood.  Kirstie welcomes a special guest to share some stories with her.  Kelly, who is Kirstie's personal assistant, friend, nanny, and pretty much anything Kirstie asks of her, joins her in the studio to talk about PERVS and POODLES!  Follow Kirstie on Twitter: @KirstieAlley   Thanks to Anchor.FM, Drew Becker for the Art, and Music by GreyMicRecords. Produced by CJ Make sure to rate and share the podcast with your friends!  https://linktr.ee/kirstiealley --- Send...2020-11-021h 02For a WhileFor a WhileHalloween special part IInterrupting our usual Monday release with a Halloween episode Part I! In this episode we share creepy experiences that happened in our homes, Filipino superstition and folklore. We also talk about our sleep paralysis experiences. (Andrea's note: I never mentioned how my "waking up" actually meant I could move my eyes and body and I'm conscious of my surroundings, but my brain is still in some sort of dream state! Is there such a thing as the opposite of sleep paralysis?)  Watch out for part II of this series! Have any creepy encounters to...2020-10-3100 minFor a WhileFor a WhileEp 10: On being a Filipino scientistWe have more to say on The Social Dilemma but we thought it would be more relevant at this time for Kirstie to reflect on what it takes to be a Filipino scientist, the recent criticism the scientific community has received from the PH government, her work as a Filipino physicist researching nuclear energy in the UK, and how it might apply in the Philippine context. Check out the IG @pinoyscientists, which features Filipino scientists all over the world (including Kirstie!) https://www.instagram.com/pinoyscientists/ DENR exec apologizes to UP scientists for ‘bayaran’ tag http...2020-10-2600 minKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley - On The Verge - Episode #2 I'm All That, Except When I'm Not!Episode #2 I'm All That, Except When I'm Not!   Kirstie talks about her peers' reactions to her "famous" tweet.  Kirstie also gives us some great advice on how to get into the acting business do's and don'ts.  Thanks to Anchor.fm, Drew Becker for the Art and Music by GreyMicRecords. Produced by CJ. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kirstie-alley/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kirstie-alley/support2020-10-2640 minKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The VergeKirstie Alley On The Verge Episode #1Kirstie talks about what it's like to be famous, how the Twitter world has had an effect on her life, and how she got into politics.  Kirstie also takes your questions from Twitter. Follow Kirstie @KirstieAlley on Twitter and you can get your question answered on the next episode! Strap yourself in because Kirstie is ON THE VERGE.   --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kirstie-alley/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kirstie-alley/support2020-10-1948 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleWingsBuckle your seatbelts and make sure your seat backs are in an upright position because this episode making a late arrival in your podcast feeds is about none other than the 90's classic sitcom Wings. It's Kirstie's turn to make Kelsey watch some formative media, and we agree that Wings is a delight that has aged MOSTLY well despite its fat jokes and Kennedy complex. Is Wings more charming than when Kirstie and Kelsey both forget everyday words and phrases in a single episode? You'll have to listen to find out. ALSO, there's a Treat Dad Update!2020-10-0238 minFor a WhileFor a WhileEp 5: Sound, Connection, FlavorIn this episode, we talk about how sound affects our productivity and how we manage ambient noise. We also talk about how we connect with our neighbors and with fellow Filipinos all around the world, with food being a major source of connection no matter where we happen to be.  References / Links: Earasers Hearing Protectors https://www.earasers.net/ Calmer® stress-reducing wearable device https://www.flareaudio.com/pages/calmer-life More information on the Filipino diaspora experience as influenced by colonization from the book "Back from the Crocodile's Belly: Philippine Babaylan S...2020-09-2135 minFor a WhileFor a WhileEp 4: Navigating the New Normal with Mench DizonWe welcome our very first guest, Mench Dizon, in this episode of For A While. Mench wears many hats including tech entrepreneur, corporate innovation consultant, mother, wife and athlete. She is a 4x founder, a strong advocate for women in tech, and a very impressive Six-Star World Marathon Majors finisher. Currently, she is a Business Development Consultant at 917 Ventures. Her most recent start-up is Area63 Fitness, a project that came about as a response to health and wellness needs amidst the pandemic. Mench follows her curiosity and this has kept her centered, creative and content...2020-09-1449 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleAnimal Crossing: Friendship IslandWe're back from our impromptu hiatus, which means we have an episode that's a little bit sloppy but mostly just friendship. We kick off with what's sure to be an award-winning pitch for Hallmark Channel this holiday season (spoilers: it involves a royal sibling, dogs, and bikes). Then, Kirstie has huge news to share, which leads to a discussion of Animal Crossing: New Horizons, known to this podcast as FRIENDSHIP ISLAND. We're very excited to be able to virtually hang out again, on this podcast and on Friendship Island, and if you are too, please give us a 5-star...2020-08-2739 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHot or TallWelcome to the entire episode that we've dedicated to our favorite game: Is He Hot or Is He Tall? We take a scientific approach to the hot or tall dichotomy, discuss Kirstie's Tall Man Hierarchy, and generally spend an hour sharing the results of hours of "[celebrity name] + height" Google searches. Feel free to tweet us the heights of various famous men at @hatewatchwithus (please, no comments about our horticulture).2020-07-2458 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleLetterkennyWe were watching a tv show the other daaaaay... That's right folks, Kirstie watched eight whole seasons of television (ALLEGEDLY) and now it's finally time to talk about Letterkenny, the filthiest show for nice people only. This super soft episode features over 50 minutes of us talking about how much we like this show. Nots to be impolite, but if you have a problem with Letterkenny, you have a problem with us, and we suggest you let that marinate. If you haven't watched it yet... pitter patter! If you appreciates this, please join us in donating...2020-06-2556 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleNever Have I EverThe story of this podcast is that we won't be discussing Eurovision 2020, because it was a lie. Instead, we are here to talk about our feelings as they relate to the Netflix original series, Never Have I Ever. You all are delighted, we assume. Come for Hot or Tall, stay for tales of high school romance from Kirstie's past. Also, if you know the height of Ben Gross, please contact us immediately at @hatewatchwithus.2020-05-2156 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleBind Off: Outlander Season 5Welcome to our slightly delayed review of Outlander, season 5! We've got highs, we've got lows, and we've got petty thoughts. But that's not all, folks. We channeled the spirit of Outlander with this unwieldy 1:40 minute episode, which means we also had time for Mustache Moments™️, Jamie Fraser's Big Hagrid Energy, and wild speculation about the future of this series! If you don't care about Kirstie & Kelsey's Kuarantine Korner (rude), feel free to skip ahead to minute 8 to jump into Outlander talk.Links:Episode 90 | Bind Off: Outlander Season 4Episode 66 | Outlander Omnibus: Outlander VS Game of ThronesEpisode 64 | Outlander Omni...2020-05-161h 37Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleInside the EpisodeThis week, we're bringing the energy of an overconfident showrunner in a 3 minute postshow featurette with a topic we're fondly calling Inside the Dick. We present some groundbreaking theories including: audiences are smart, clip shows right after episodes are dumb, and maybe certain men should be less smug. This episode isn't an Outlander episode, but it's also not NOT and Outlander episode. Please enjoy, please stay home, and please tell us what you're watching so we can mention it in our new segment, Kirstie and Kelsey's Kuarantine Korner! --> @hatewatchwithus2020-05-071h 00groundwork_youth_teamgroundwork_youth_teamYou laugh, you lose!Week 5 of the podcast is here! ☺️ Hoping this isolation doesn't last much longer as there's only so much more Avengers talk I can take🤣. No guests on this week so you're stuck with the two of us for a full episode - we're talking TV reviews, talent shows and fundraising challenges as well as the much anticipated 'game of the week, game of the week, game of the weeeeeeek' - I hope you sang that in your head too and I hope it sounds worse than my rendition that Steven definitely wasn't supposed to be leaving in the final cut and has...2020-05-0136 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleNerducation Returns: The Rise of SkywalkerWe're using the Force to channel ourselves into your podcast feeds this week with an old favorite, Nerducation! That's right, Kirstie watched another Star War and we're here to attempt to tell you about it with our usual attention to detail and respect for the lore. After watching nine films, we're here to bring the serious Star Wars insights, mainly: 1. Who fucks 2. Who should fuck 3. Is it dumb? Maybe? 4. The names are bad Don't forget to tell us what % Star Wars would be improved by Outlander Kisses by voting in our Twitter poll at @hatewatchwithus!...2020-04-2357 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleWilliam & Kate: The Movie(s)What happens when you come to recording night to discuss one film, but the universe delivers you a different mission? Is it destiny? Kind of like when you arrive to your first day of university and you bump into your future wife, who happens to have a life size poster of you on her wall? Today at Hatewatch, we are here to discuss the age-old questions, Who are they? and What is this?, as we watch not one but two(!) made for TV movies about the love story of Prince William & Kate Middleton. This episode features all of your...2020-04-091h 45Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleSelf Quarantine RecommendationsThings are getting weird in 2020 and we're coming at ya with some content recommendations to get you through self quarantine! First, wash your hands, then settle in for a grab bag of things to watch, things to avoid, Census PSAs, and Kirstie's soapmaking adventures. We also have a GLOWING review to discuss in detail, and Kirstie gets mad that Kelsey watched a movie without her (some things never change, even during pandemics). Watch them already: Outlander, Battle of the Blades, Schitt's Creek, Below Deck Med & Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Grand Designs, Derry Girls (Derby Girls), Parks & Rec...2020-03-181h 12Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleSam Heughan AppreciationOutlander season has returned, and in that spirit, we are bringing to you a spicy hot discussion of a spicy hot man. That's right folks, we are embarking on our favorite pastime and diving into Sam Heughan's IMDB backlog this week. We watched Where the Starlight Ends, a questionable film featuring attempted American accents and also jorts. Then, as a treat, we watched The Spy Who Dumped Me, which will henceforth be referred to as Kirstie's Sam Heughan Sexual Awakening and/or The Time Kelsey Was Right. We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoy the...2020-02-2456 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleMerry Happy Whatever and Wrap BattleIt's the kickoff to Hatewatch Holidays and we're doing our best to get into the holiday spirit by knocking out some very un-merry content from the jump. First we reunite with Kelsey's One True Dad and Kirstie's new Problematic Uncle, Dennis Quaid, in the Netflix Christmas show Merry Happy Whatever. We get to relive all the highlight of moments in television like Last Man Standing and Everybody Loves Raymond and Dennis Quaid's relationship with much younger women and the patriarchy. Then we are discussing the Freeform reality show Wrap Battle. Join us in rapidly wrapping this pilot (see what...2019-12-0343 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleThe Little Mermaid LiveSomehow we're still watching ABC this week as we DIVE IN to The (regrettable) Little Mermaid Live. We air our grievances about the false advertising that led us here, popup countdowns, crowd participation, and Shaggy's apparent kidnapping at the hands of ABC. But never fear! If you can help Kirstie acquire the naming rights to Score: A Hockey Musical, she has a distribution plan that will knock your fins(?) off.2019-11-2240 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleStumptown and EmergenceThis week, we are talking about ABC's fall tv offering, but we are ALSO talking about The Barenaked Ladies (again). First, we discuss Stumptown and Kirstie's war on lead female characters on network tv. Then, we try to work through our Downward Dog PTSD with Emergence, a show that is Spo0o0o0o0o0ky. Come for the Topical Content, stay for the Vermont dome folklore. If you are a network exec, please come talk to us about what we can offer by way of Victorian ghosts if you set your show in New England instead of New...2019-11-1343 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleDerry GirlsJesus Wept! It only took 2 months but Kirstie has finally watched a Derry Girls and we are finally here to tell you how much we loved it. We explore feelings about 90s music, lingo, character proxies, and these our modern times. Come for the feels, stay to find out whether or not this show qualifies for this year's Really Fucking Good Television Award Show for Nice People Only. This episode's letter writing campaigns are: 1. More shows with 22 minute episodes and 6 episode seasons, 2. Start saying Fuck-A-Doodle-Doo, 3. Make all the other Thought Bubble Audio hosts watch Score: A Hockey Musical. 2019-11-0544 minThe Wellness Hustle PodcastThe Wellness Hustle Podcast#18 Empowering Women and Embracing Community with Michelle Cordeiro Grant, Founder of LIVELYLIVELY is an empowering lingerie brand, or Leisurée as they call it, that was founded by an even more inspiring woman. This week I had the pleasure of talking with Michelle Cordeiro Grant, founder, and CEO of LIVELY, about the company and her work empowering women. Michelle spent the tenure of her career creating brands and products for some of the world's largest retailers including Federated, VF Corporation, Limited Brands/ Victoria's Secret and Thrillist Media Group. While working with Victoria'sSecret, she learned that this $13B lingerie category, in the US alone, was dominated by this one brand, with one...2019-06-0430 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleEurovision 2019It's that time of year again! That's right folks, Eurovision returned, and despite some streaming dilemmas we persevered to bring you some spicy hot Europop content. Speaking of spicy hot, we kick off with some neat oven safety tips, courtesy of Eurovision 2018. We don't condone drinking games, but if one were to play one, we might suggest they drink every time we call a performance "wild" this year. We bring you our favorites, our least favorites, and some side conversations about mens fashion, geography, and Kirstie's life on the rails. Check out some of our top performances at the...2019-05-3156 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleGame of ThemesAs a member of society, you may or may not be subject to this dark time in television, as Game of Thrones is back on television and winter is here. We are dutifully recapping Game of Thrones over at our other podcast, Our Watch Has Ended, but in the interest of Alternative Content, we are here today to recommend content that scratches Game of Thrones' various itches. We cover themes such as Strong Sexual Content, Violence, House/Palace Intrigue, Unlikable Characters, and more! Find out which show we labled as the Hatewatch Superbowl, see how we justify talking about...2019-04-251h 04The Wellness Hustle PodcastThe Wellness Hustle Podcast#10 [SOLO] Redefining Happiness, Success and Handling Uncertainty with Kirstie TaylorThis week's episode of The Wellness Hustle Podcast, Kirstie is going solo-- talking all about her experience redefining what success means to her. She dives deeper into:- What does success mean for you?- Redefining how we view happiness and success- Why uncertainty can be fun- How to live a life with an unclear pathFollow along on her journey:InstagramFacebookTwitterWebsite  Get on the email list at wellnesshustle.substack.com2019-04-0925 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleReturn to Cottage Life UK: Cabins in the Wild and House DoctorWe're revisiting our favorite network in our hearts this week and have found some gems from Netflix's selection of Cottage Life UK content. However, we don't visit Netflix without generating a few gripes, and we have A LOT OF THEM because Netflix has unjustly removed Canadian Cottage Life from their offering. Once we get over our feelings about that (and begin our letter writing campaign), we meet our new friends Dick Strawbridge and Willie Fedora over at Cabins in the Wild. This segment includes Dragon themed cabins, live reports from Snowdonia National Park, and everybody's favorite time - Kirstie...2019-03-271h 15Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleLegends of Tomorrow and EverwoodThanks to a listener suggestion, we spend this week's episode down a rabbit hole known as the WB Then and Now, Pilot Palooza Bonus Round, Make Kirstie Watch An Everwood, or The Greg Berlanti Factor. We bring you in depth reporting such as show runner horoscopes, Comics vs RomComs, and Legends of Eurovision. Kirstie says "tonality" a lot so you know it has to be good! Then we finally talk about Kelsey's heart and soul, Everwood. Doc Brown comes to comfort us, and we sling some Hot Hallmark Takes and argue about Schitt's Creek. Like any small town, this...2019-03-0548 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleSweet Home Alabama and Sitcom Living RoomsIt's a real grab bag of hatewatch nostalgia this week! Fate leads us to revisit Kirstie's "favorite romcom of all time," Sweet Home Alabama, and we have some thoughts about low rise flare jeans and jokes that make us uncomfortable in 2019. After a brief discussion about novelty Instagram belts we have a chat about the living rooms of sitcoms, because nobody likes a high end finish like Hatewatch With Us. Come for True American, the safety version, stay for... a teaser of our new side project? Stay tuned for more details coming soon! We're members of the...2019-02-281h 05Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleStay Here and Instant HotelIt's the Five Star Podcast experience for the Five Star guest. Luxury! Social Media Moments! Relax and recharge in this chic episode with beautiful, expansive views of the Netflix shows Stay Here and Instant Hotel. Whether you love a knitting show or are looking for the opposite of shows about nice people only, this episode has something for every guest. Enjoy premium features such as Strong Sexual Content Barbie, a lesson on thrummed mittens, and Kirstie and Kelsey Google. If you enjoyed your stay, consider entering us in the Sam Heughan Charity Crossfit contest! https://www.omaze.com/experiences...2019-02-201h 08Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleTidying Up with Marie Kondo and A Winter PrincessBefore we begin this episode, let's take a moment to greet the podcast home. You know what that means: it's finally time to talk Tidying Up with Marie Kondo. Spark joy with us on this adventure as Kirstie spends the entire segment masterfully avoiding admitting that she's wrong about how many steps there are in the KonMari method. Then we move on to kimono, which is actually just the Hallmark Channel. We discovered A Winter Princess (Winter for Princess? The Winter of Princess?) and we are here to tell you that it is a delight. Hallmark really phones it...2019-02-121h 12Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleRoad to Christmas and Christmas In Evergreen: Letters to SantaIt's #HatewatchHallmark Vermont week! We watch Road to Christmas, where Kirstie learns how to identify a Chad Michael Murray in the wild, then it's like Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again! all over again as we revisit our favorite town with an inexplicable Christmas theme in Christmas in Evergreen: Letters to Santa. Ok, it's not quite as good as Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again!, but what could be? We chat about the specific boundaries we want Hallmark to push, Kirstie references male romantic leads as "the guy... the love guy," and we even get some good old fashioned...2018-12-041h 00Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleTV Weddings and Outlander Store Dot ComWe're going back to the archives this week with an episode we recorded when we "hadn't talked about Outlander in a while" (what?). Kirstie also drinks one 5.2% ABV beer, so get hype. We kick things off with a discussion of TV wedding tropes, and Kelsey tries desperately to get Kirstie to believe in television romance yet again. Then, we decide it's time to ruin the Outlander fandom's fun and visit OutlanderStore.com, a truly wild place. That's right folks - they've got shower curtains, pocket standees, $500 replica gear - and we're here to bring you hard hitting reporting on...2018-11-211h 10Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleAmerican Girl Stories: Ivy and MelodyThis Halloween we bring you only the spoo000o0o0o0o0o0o00kiest content: an episode a week late, more American Girl movies, and yet another installment of Listen to Kirstie and Kelsey Look at the Internet! We BYOB'd our American Girl stories and learned about gymnastics, civil rights, and ourselves. Discover important changes to the American Girl branding and line up, and don't forget to tell us YOUR American Girl Story! We're members of the Thought Bubble Audio Network. Find us at: www.thoughtbubbleaudio.com @thoughtbubblefm www.hatewatchwithus.com ...2018-10-3150 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHallmark Christmas Preview and Little ItalyThis week's episode is a testiment to women who have it all and the compromises they have to make, such as finding the time to record an entire episode in one sitting. In our first recording session we bring you your favorite segment, Listen to Kirstie and Kelsey Google, and react in real time to the 2018 Hallmark Christmas movie lineup. There are several hot titles we're looking forward to including apperances from at least one Candace. In our second recording, we bring you the Film That Was promised: Little Italy. We beg you, do not watch this movie but...2018-10-171h 03Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleReturn from Hiatus and Netflix, What Have You Done?This week we are taking you through the hole in the fabric of space-time, back 5 weeks to our first attempt at returning from hiatus. It was a simpler time when Kirstie was getting a lot less sleep and watching a lot more TV, and Kelsey was living her best RomCom life. First we discussed all the TV Kirstie watched on maternity leave, including the gringiness of 90s sitcoms, the argument for the 30 minute sitcom as a format, and Kirstie admitting she was right to lose the great Brooklyn 99 Fight of 2018. Then we have a rare opportunity to put a...2018-10-0257 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleThings We Refuse to Watch and Regrettable HobbiesEven though we're on semi-hiatus, we're still here bringing you spicy hot new content! Actually, this content is very old, and we're just bad at editing these days. This week's episode pulls from our favorite grab bag, the one that Pop Culture Happy Hour fans unknowingly created for us. First, we get into things we refuse to watch, and we learn that Kirstie has beef about content that people love too deeply. Then, we talk about regrettable hobbies, which turns out to be a regrettable segment topic too. But we make the best of it and spend most of...2018-07-3154 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleThe Americans and Fast Food TalkWe're a little late but still celebrating Kelsey's week of content delight and talking about The Americans' series finale. Then, we borrow an idea from PCHH fan requests and discuss fast food restaurants. Kirstie has some advice for road trippers and throws (undeserved) shade at the 99. Other highlights include an important Grand Designs red alert and a Perd Hapley appearance. We're members of the Thought Bubble Audio Network. Find us at: www.thoughtbubbleaudio.com @thoughtbubblefm www.hatewatchwithus.com @hatewatchwithus2018-06-201h 06Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch Our Feels: Jane the VirginThis episode was delayed by engagements, dog bites, multiple internet outages, and a general feeling in the universe that time is meaningless. But Captain Feelings is a persistent one, and we made it through this feelings journey just for you, our dear listeners. This week we're discussing the Jane the Virgin season 4 finale, all of our feelings, and then more of our feelings. Basically, prepare to Hatewatch Our Feels because that's all we've got for you this week. Kirstie and Kelsey fight and there's rose sorbet involved. This is your official warning that EUROVISION is coming for your feeds...2018-05-091h 01Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleNetflix, What Have You Done: When We First Met and Series of Unfortunate EventsThe theme of this episode is Netflix, What Have You Done? But it also could have been Soda, What Have You Done? Sweet Tea, What Have You Done? IMDB Pro, What Have You Done? We BYOB two Netflix originals. Kelsey watched the Netflix Original RomCom When We First Met and her algorithms will never be the same. We learn about IMDB and all the different ways you can tag panties. Then, Kirstie reveals a shocking plot twist: Netflix, What Have You Done can have positive connotations! We discuss the Series of Unfortunate Events, Kirstie's unbridled joy over television adaptations...2018-04-251h 04Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleOutlander Omnibus: Outlander VS Game of ThronesIf you’ve ever wondered how long it takes to travel the King’s Road by horse, highlander, or dragon, or if you’d like to know the difference between seas and oceans, look no further than this, our final episode of the Outlander Omnibus! That’s right folks, it’s finally time to debate the differences between Outlander and Game of Thrones (multitudes rejoice!). Highlights include The Case of the Missing Thirsty Shoulder Footage, How to Make a Villain 101, and a classic Kirstie Feelings Journey™. If you also think Game of Thrones is garbage, come at us in our Twitter...2018-04-191h 25Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleAlex Inc and Podcast TVEveryone's favorite Tuesday-Adjacent podcast is back to get a little meta as we talk about podcasts becoming tv shows and tv shows about podcasts trying to become podcasts companies......or something. We start with the new Zack Braff show Alex Inc., where we struggle with our feelings about Zack Braff, teenage magicians, family comedies, and 401Ks. Get the sco op on the upcoming Hatewatch With Us adaptation including episode synopses, the dream cast, and other hot details. Then we move on to discussing the idea of adapting podcasts into television. We ponder deep questions like which podcasts are television...2018-04-121h 00Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleSecret Shopper and Weekend AristocratsThis week we bring you a gift of pure delight. Two shows full of field trips, lessons learned, and throwbacks to other classic hatewatches. We call this, "Cottage Life, UK". First, we bring you Mary Portus, Secret Shopper, where we visit a bridal shop and eat some coleslaw sandwiches. Kelsey finds out trains exist, Mary Portus' origin story is revealed, Kirstie learns vocabulary and we find ourselves trying to navigate some messily told character stories. Then we transition to Weekend Aristocrats, a show about rich white men and their endless fear of plebs. Kelsey gets to relive the show...2018-03-271h 12Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleOutlander Omnibus: Je Suis Prest for the Men of OutlanderSomething strange happened with this episode, as if it fell through the stones at Cragh na dun and got lost for a few days before finding its way back to these, our modern times. Or at least that’s the story we’re going with to explain why this episode is late. This time on the Outlander Omnibus, we’re talking MEN, specifically men we want to bone, more specifically, Jamie. We spend some time objectifying everybody’s favorite fantasy husband, then we expand to discuss the rest of Outlander’s men. Kirstie has some latent feelings about turtlenecks again, and...2018-03-231h 23Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleReality TV BYOB and The Oscars...Kind OfNothing says content rut like forgetting what both of your segments were and deciding on them by accident. This week we're bringing back a good old fashion BYOB with Glam Masters and Skin Wars. We discuss weird reality TV tropes, compare elimination techniques, and gush about Great British Bake Off. Then we bring you a segment a week behind popular culture, and discuss our feelings about this year's Oscars. Specifically, why we didn't watch this year's Oscars and why we aren't more interested in movies in general. Kirstie and Kelsey go on a first date, we go down memory...2018-03-141h 07Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleThe Bad Place and The Good PlaceWorlds collide in this episode as you, the listener, get to join us just hours after we learned that the Daves (of Game of Thrones fame) would be given a Star War. We yell, we make bets, we have feelings. This is our bad place folks. Then we take the train over to The Good Place to catch up with Season 2. There is thirst for Chidi, we might have accidentally written a Chidi/Outlander AU, we get a little deep, and Kirstie is disappointed by references. Put it all together and maybe this podcast is just the Medium Place?2018-02-131h 10Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeoplePilot Palooza 2017It's our second favorite Hatewatch Holiday of the year! Pilot Palooza is back with all the shows we didn't watch in 2017. We start with a retrospective of the shows we watched during last year's Pilot Palooza and get emotional about all the friends we've made along the way. Then we dive right in with the 6 shows from our hat. The only thing hotter than Kirstie's mic are all the takes. We had feelings about men, computers, feminism, Scottish men, HBO, Rob Lowe, time travel, and knitting patterns. This was a year of long episodes and an overall impression of "...2018-01-091h 07Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleBind Off: The Last Jedi and NerducationWhile you wait in anticipation for our very special holiday episode, we're throwing y'all a very special Bind Off of Nerducation this week. That's right, we're here to talk about The Last Jedi, and SPOILER ALERT we're hot for Adam Driver. Kirstie has some additional feelings about the return of blue milk and she can't even count the number of casual women hanging out in this movie. Tl;dr, this may have been our Star War? We're members of the Thought Bubble Audio Network. Find us at: www.thoughtbubbleaudio.com @thoughtbubblefm www.hatewatchwithus.com2017-12-2732 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleA Christmas Prince and Christmas in EvergreenLast week we told you a story about wanting to limit our Christmas content. This week we said fuck it. First we're coming in hot with another installment of Netflix, What Have You Done? We talk about A Christmas Prince, princess shit, whether or not certain cohosts do or do not want certain protagonists to bone, laws stuffed in acorns, our pitch for A Christmas Prince 2, and most importantly, we fancast the Aldovian Eurovision Team (Spoiler alert: It's Adam Driver in a horse head mask). Next up we're baking up some Chicken and Pinecones in the Hallmark Cinematic Universe...2017-12-191h 14Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleAmerican Girl Christmas and The Mistletoe InnThis episode of Hatewatch With Us is funny, smart, AND festive - a triple threat! First, we’re talking about the Amazon Original American Girl movie, Maryellen: An Extraordinary Christmas and hoo boy is it ever extraordinary. We learn about transporting snow from Georgia to Florida, and Kelsey temporarily forgets that skirts are an article of clothing that exist. Then, we take a brief break to discuss Hallmark Channel breaking news before diving into the latest in our #HatewatchHallmark saga, The Mistletoe Inn. Make sure to ask Kirstie if she can confirm that the Rocky Mountains, British Columbia, and Ne...2017-12-1358 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleBob's Burgers Thanksgiving and The Sweetest ChristmasPass the cranberry sauce! We're having mashed potatoes! It's our Thanksgiving special and we're thankful for you! This week we're starting with an overview of all the Thanksgiving themed episodes, from Linda songs to Bob being a sad sack. Spoiler alert: both Kirstie and Kelsey end up singing and that's something for YOU to be thankful for. Then we begin what will be a 5 week Hatewatch Celebration of Hallmark Movies with The Sweetest Christmas. It's great, as long as you don't get any gumdrops in my garlic knots. We get distracted by the female gaze, Kelsey loves ginger snaps...2017-11-211h 00Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleNerducation Part 3: Kirstie Wants Everyone To Stop BoningA long time ago in a podcast far far away...... Episode 3, Kirstie Wants Everyone To Stop Boning. Kirstie and Kelsey have returned to their home hatewatch of Star Wars to rescue their friend Rebel Hot Pilot from the clutches of Kirstie's surprise Anti-Rom-Com attack, and Kelsey has no problems with everyone boning. Kirstie has a lot of feelings about DIY Jedi's, and eventually establishes that she and the Force just have different priorities. Kirstie and Kelsey are obsessed with Han Solo's rockin' bod and the Female Gaze. Kirstie's beef with the Force contains multitudes, but with all her blood...2017-11-151h 18Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleNorsemen and Reno My RenoThis week we are channeling the full spirit of Li'l Hygge with two shows that are members of Li'l Hygge's Knitting Corner. We start with the Netflix original, Norsemen, which is equal parts Game of Thrones, Monty Python, and poop. We apologize. Then, we cover a Netflix offering from our neighbors to the north, Reno My Reno from the Cottage Life Network. As our second Hatewatch from the Cottage Life Network, Reno My Reno starts off as your typical hatewatch, but quickly devolves into Kirstie and Kelsey doing some live, on-air investigative journalism to learn more about this scrappy...2017-10-2445 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleNerducation: Episode 2 George Takes the WheelA long time ago, in a podcast far far away.... Episode 2, George Takes the Wheel. The greedy Trade Federation has stopped all haircuts in all the films of 2005, making this the Year Without the Haircut for jedis, wizards, and elves alike. Over 20,000 Jedi Blood Bacteria have threatened to leave the podcast under the leadership of Anakin Skywalker and Jonah Ryan's 2020 presidential bid. There are heros on both sides somehow inexplicably. Jedi Blood Magic has swept into the Republic in search of the Three Eyed Emo, Anakin Skywalker, who has taken time away from his presidential campaign to finish his...2017-10-171h 21Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch Holiday: Chris Columbus DayIt's one of the biggest Hatewatch Holidays of the year! Get you a guy who can do just one, because it's Chris Columbus Day! Join Kirstie, Kelsey and her bread starter in celebrating the second most douchiest Chris Columbus we know by covering two of his cinematic masterpeices, Harry Potter and Home Alone. We've got debates such as whether or not Susan Bones had a speaking role, fucking flutes, naive newborn babies on all sides, two of the Three G's of the DanRad School of Acting, and a receptionist named Dambledoor. Mark your calendars for next year! ...2017-10-1055 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleNerducation: Make Kirstie Watch A Star War, Part 1A long time ago in a galaxy far far away......Episode 1, Make Kirstie Watch A Star War. It is a time of cultural awakening. Kirstie admits that she has never seen A Star War, and Kelsey must guide her through the Original Trilogy. Danger lurks in the stars above in the form of fennel, poorly thought-out government infrastructure, questionable bronzer, and trash compactors. While the Congress of Hatewatch endlessly debates the alarming turn of events during the Trivia portion, listeners are reveling in Kirstie's naivety. Little do listeners know, the Galactic Hatewatch Empire has secretly begun construction on parts...2017-10-031h 30Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleFacebookTube and Formative Media LiveLOOK INTO MY EYES. I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. We are in the same place at the same time for the same reason! That's right, Kirstie and Kelsey finally got the opportunity to record in the same room and it went......about as well as you'd expect. For our A Segment we try lots of things so you don't have to, namely Facebook Watch but also, Maple Bacon Potato Chips. For our B segment, we decided the time had come to watch two formative texts from Kirstie and Kelsey's lives. We discuss That Thing You Do and Adventureland...2017-09-1943 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleDisney Channel Originals and Lies Pinterest Tells YouBurn Out Month continues as y'all work through Kirstie and Kelsey's pre-vacation recording backlog. We promise, we're back in full force next week. In an attempt to enjoy a pure Hatewatch, Kirstie and Kelsey try watching the Disney Channel Original Movies Cadet Kelly and Cowbelles. It goes exactly as well as you might expect, and we end up in a long wandering conversation trying to understand the True Meaning of Hatewatch. Then, we get in to all of the lies Pinterest tells us, from weddings to hand lettered pillows to watery one-pot recipes. It's an episode of Our Heros...2017-08-2950 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeoplePodcast Admiration and Formative Media 2.0Sometimes we're in a Chick-Fil-A in Nashua and we're like.....what's something we can talk about that we already do? So, we present to you our post-sweeps clipshow equivilant. First, we're talking about our favorite podcasts and SPOILER ALERT, we spend 25% of the segment just professing our love for Appointment Television (our OTP, One True Podcast and yeah guys, we did the math to the minute). We reassert our status as the Fourth Olsen Twin, Kirstie drops her superball, we learn about Kelsey's commuting habits and it's just a giant love fest. Then, we revisit last week's discussion about...2017-08-221h 12Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleFacebook TV and Formative MediaWhether or not anyone asked for it, Facebook is trying to be the rom com career woman of television and we’ve got some spicy hot content predictions coming at ya this week. From lonelygirl15 spinoffs to meta livestreaming to workplace comedies about Facebook for Work, the opportunities for Facebook Watch are endless with our buddy Zuck at the wheel. Then in part one of a two-part discussion, we take a look back at the formative media in our lives. While Kirstie gets hype about developmental psychology and media theories, we find out neat Hatewatch trivia like Kelsey’s cons...2017-08-161h 06Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch Our Joy: The Big Sick and Jane the VirginIf you're here for a hatewatch, we're offering ourselves up as tributes this week. You get to Hatewatch Kelsey's Joy and Hatewatch Kirstie's Feels in this double header as Kelsey BYOBs the new romantic comedy The Big Sick and we FINALLY get to discuss Jane the Virgin in all its glory (including season 3 spoilers, you've been warned). TL:DR, we really like these things and we just really really want you to like them too. In return, we give you gifts such as Kelsey reenacting movies, a primer of Kirstie's complicated relationship with Ray Romano, digs at House of...2017-08-081h 22Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleThe Emmys and Moonlight in VermontSo the Emmy nominations dropped and our feelings can best be summed up as.....meh??? We debrief our feelings about This Is Us, the number of repeat nominations, air our grievances about the VICIOUS SNUBS, and have nothing to say about several categories. Then, we take a field trip to the motherland and hate watch the Hallmark original movie. Moonlight in Vermont. You're going to learn a lot about syrup grading, maple trees, Montpelier, locally sourced ingredients, and New York real estate agents. Much like the oyster-mushroom-Meet-Cute, this segment is the beginning of something beautiful and unexpected, as Kelsey...2017-08-0158 minHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleTV Friendships and TV TalkWe are overcome with friendship this week as we FINALLY discuss a topic near and dear to our hearts: Television Friendships. We cover some greatest hits like Anne and Leslie and partners who are cops (cops who are partners?), Kelsey does a Teddy impression, we wax poetic about tv friendships as instructional texts, Kelsey gets a dig in at Kirstie's cat and Kirstie gets a final dig in at Downward Dog. All of this then got us thinking about what happens when people disagree about television. What do we do when people watch bad television, people are wrong about...2017-07-261h 12Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleGame of Thrones Preview and RomComducation Part 5: THE FINALEThere's a show coming back to television on some network and we think we've maybe seen it before or it's important or something, so we're previewing it for you. Game of Thrones? Does that sound familiar? We're not sure. We don't know where we are in time or space, much like the Game of Thrones writer's room. We attempt to reorient ourselves to Westeros, make some wild speculations about the season to come, and preview for you what we will be doing to survive this season. Next, we have the finale of our 5 episode series on RomComducation. Kirstie waxes...2017-07-121h 16Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleRomComducation Part 3 and Downward DogOk first we're gonna shoot straight with you, yeah we know the sound quality is rough, but it does get better. Hatewatch With Us: Production is hard and cross platform editing is rude. Just like these, the badlands of our audio quality, we will be exploring both the peaks and valleys of RomComs in Part 3 of Kirstie's RomComducation. We've got the movies that defined the genre as well as the movies that destroyed the genre and trust us, we've got feelings on them all. Then, we decided to watch a show no one asked for: ABC's Downward Dog. We've...2017-06-211h 02Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleRomComducation Part 2 and Hatewatch Analog: Wedding SeasonThis week we're getting romantical. We've got Part Two of Kirstie's RomComducation, where we discuss two new categories of RomComs: RomComs of Kelsey's Formative Years, and High School RomComs. You're going to learn a lot about Kelsey and we're all going to learn a little something about our teenage selves. Keeping in the spirit, we're bringing back our favorite non-media segment, Hatewatch Analog, because TIS THE SEASON! That's right, Wedding Season is upon us and we all know that Facebook feeds across the country are about to be barraged with a mix of wedding photo albums and statuses from...2017-06-071h 01Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleMay at Netflix and RomComducation Part 1April Showers bring May Netflix Originals. Or something. Netflix decided to release all of their originals in one month so we decided to talk about it before the month was over. We've got Pavlov's Netflix and Hulu branded tin foil hats. Next, we begin Kirstie's RomComducation with an overview of some of the key Foundational and Quintessential RomComs. Kirstie muddles through all her feelings and misconceptions of the genre and winds up doing Journey covers and Kelsey gets lost in time and space. It's a pretty productive conversation. This will be a multi-episode series so get hype!2017-05-311h 14Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleSpoilers and Hatewatch AnalogSPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!! That's right folks, this week we're tackling a MAJOR PROBLEM IN SOCIETY. That problem is spoilers, and much like the conversation in Episode 2 about cable, Kirstie and Kelsey will come to an awkward impasse because these crazy kids just don't live the same life. Just another sign of these, our divisive, modern times. Then for something completely different, we attempt our first Hatewatch Analog, a joyous hatewatch of non-media life happenings. This time, it's office supplies.....because that's a thing people care about we guess. It's 15 minutes of all of our feels about pens, notebooks, binders, and...2017-05-031h 06Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleHatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic PeopleBetter Call Reboots and RevivalsThis episode we do a lot of soul searching in an attempt to discover the true meaning of reboots, revivals, and spin offs. We've got vocabulary lessons, cinematography lessons, the complete history of reboots, revivals, and Vince Gilligan's television empire, a Kirstie/Kelsey Origin Story, thoughts on vertical integration, and so much more! Friendly reminder that season three of Better Call Saul is a thing, so get hype!2017-04-1956 min