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I Am a Brain in a JarAstro Robot Triumphant (Goodbye)In our final episode, Astro Robot rises up against those who had betrayed them.The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. You can hear more of her work or commission a voiceover at Fiverr. All music is via Soundstripe."Astro Robot Triumphant" was written by Dr. Brandon Winter, the intro and ending by Klaus Brenner.Thanks for listening, and you can reach us at killallclones@gmail.com. Farewell.2021-05-2107 minI Am a Brain in a JarAstro Robot: Savior of HumanityA giant robot falls from the sky, then rages against humanity's greatest foe.The voice of the Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "Duke" is by Dr. Brandon Winter," "Astro Robot: Savior of Humanity" by Klaus Brenner.2021-04-2308 minI Am a Brain in a JarA Parting Gift (The Manatee Story)A lowly manatee makes a cosmic connection.The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "A Parting Gift" written by Dr. Brandon Winter, "Mambodine 2" by Klaus Brenner.2021-03-2508 minI Am a Brain in a JarBetween Eris and MercuryDoom and despair for a woman far from home.The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "RUDDER" was written by Dr. Brandon Winter, "Between Eris and Mercury" by Klaus Brenner. 2021-02-2508 minI Am a Brain in a JarCatching UpSome old friends catch up after a very, very long time.Includes "Uncanny Valley Plastology" by Klaus Brenner and "Catching Up" by Dr. Brandon Winter.2021-01-2608 minI Am a Brain in a JarThe Last PartyAt the end of all things, there is the party to end all parties.The voice of the brain is Sarah Nightmare. "Interspace Toothbrush" by Dr. Brandon Winter. "The Last Party" by Klaus Brenner.2020-12-2904 minI Am a Brain in a JarThe Passion of Mung the ConquerorA deposed leader refuses to accept reality.Voiced by Sarah Nightmare, written by Dr. Brandon Winter and Klaus Brenner.2020-12-0108 minI Am a Brain in a JarGooA strange goo has engulfed the Earth. What is it, and can an alien named Mikealie save humanity?The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. Featuring "Somnambulax" by Doctor Brandon Winter and "Goo" by Klaus BrennerEnjoy.2020-11-0307 minI Am a Brain in a JarCaptain Cordite Pulls the TriggerCaptain Cordite faces off against a deadly enemy. Will it take the bait? The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "Tam Tully's Tastydrops" by Klaus Brenner. "Captain Cordite Pulls the Trigger" by Dr. Brandon Winter.From here on out, we're only publishing once a month. Look for our next episode Nov. 3.2020-10-0709 minI Am a Brain in a JarWhere Your Eyes Don't GoIt's a nightmare that you'll never be discovering.The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "Where Your Eyes Don't Go" is written by Klaus Brenner.2020-09-2203 minI Am a Brain in a JarJohn Henry's Last At BatA story about a man, a machine and baseball.The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "PAMERA" is by Dr. Brandon Winter. "John Henry's Last At Bat" is by Klaus Brenner.2020-09-0807 minI Am a Brain in a JarHoneycutt Five-Point-OhArthur Honeycutt 5.0 lives for the sale, forevermore.The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "Imagipalement" by Klaus Brenner. "Honeycutt Five-Point-Oh" by Dr. Brandon Winter.2020-08-2507 minI Am a Brain in a JarSimple Needs (New Audio)A rerecording of our second episode with a brand new voice over by the amazing Sarah Nightmare.We've been doing this for nearly a year, and both Klaus Brenner and Dr. Brandon Winter were in need of a break. But don't worry, we'll be back with new material on Aug. 24.2020-08-1106 minI Am a Brain in a JarThe TerrestrialA hunter from another world becomes trapped on ours. Also, who the fuck is Bo Eagle?Contains Bo Eagle's Success Gulag by Dr. Brandon Winter and The Terrestrial by Klaus Brenner. The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare.2020-07-2809 minI Am a Brain in a JarTreelifeAt the far reaches of the galaxy lies a forest planet, where remarkable creatures call a giant tree home.The voice of the Brain is Sarah Nightmare. Written by Dr. Brandon Winter and Klaus Brenner.2020-07-1410 minI Am a Brain in a JarArthur Goes to MarketAn old, desperate man goes to sell the only thing he has left.The voice of the Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "The Brain's Moment of Mindfulness" was written by Dr. Brandon Winter. "Arthur Goes to Market" was written by Klaus Brenner.Our new podcast art is by Desiree' Pittman. To see more of her work, buy some of it, or request a commission, visit dezpittman.com.2020-06-3007 minI Am a Brain in a JarParleyThe manager of a discount furniture store faces off against an alien, with the fate of the world hanging in the balance.OK Computer is by Klaus Brenner. Parley is by Dr. Brandon Winter. The voice of the Brain is Sarah Nightmare via Fiverr. Music is by Two Dudes, Abloom, River Underground, Stephen Keech, Dresden, The Flamingo, and Rhythm Scott via Soundstripe.2020-06-1610 minI Am a Brain in a JarGalaxy BoxWhat sinister secrets lurk behind a 19th-century painting?Written by Klaus Brenner and Dr. Brandon Winter. Narration by Sarah Nightmare via Fiverr. Music by Two Dudes,Tide Electric, Stephen Keech, Hallowed Halls, and Dresden, the Flamingo, via Soundstripe.2020-06-0205 minI Am a Brain in a JarThe Fantastical Voyage of Captain DonovanPrepare yourself for a story unlike any other, as Captain Donovan and his brave crew venture out to worlds unknown.Written by Klaus Brenner and Dr. Brandon Winter. Narration by Sarah Nightmare via Fiverr. Music by Two Dudes, Liberty, Falls, Bryant Lowry, Amanda Welch, Tru Genesis, Third Age and Hill via Soundstripe.2020-05-1908 minI Am a Brain in a JarWormA tale of bravery in the face of the inevitable. Plus, all of your space entertainment news!2020-05-0507 minI Am a Brain in a JarOuter Body ExperienceA man finds new joy in life through bionics. For a little while, at least.2020-04-2109 minI Am a Brain in a JarReincarnationA story about life and death and vice versa.2020-04-0705 minI Am a Brain in a JarFlora IncognitaFlorence tries to keep her wits when tasked with hunting dangerous plantlife.2020-03-2408 minI Am a Brain in a JarFailed LoginA forlorn soul tries to login to his favorite website. Terror ensues.Soulipse Cruises by Brandon WinterFailed Login by Klaus BrennerVoiceovers provided by Jeremy Albret and Sarah Nightmare via Soundstripe. 2020-03-1006 minI Am a Brain in a JarWish You Were HereA young boy is enraptured by the oldest song in the universe.Stories by Klaus Brenner and Dr. Brandon Winter.Voices by VO_Mediocre and Sarahnightmare via Fiverr.Music by Two Dudes, Wild Wonder, Nu Alkemi$t, Memory Theory, Chelsea McGough and Mississippi Lightnin' via Soundstripe.2020-02-2508 minI Am a Brain in a JarJerry Gets a VirusA powerful businessman faces horrific consequences.Contains "The Protonic Astrological Society" by Dr. Brandon Winter and "Jerry Gets a Virus" by Klaus Brenner.The Voice from the Void is Sarah Nightmare. You can hear more of her work or commission a voiceover at Fiverr.2020-02-1107 minI Am a Brain in a JarThe Escape ArtistA woman tries desperately to escape her home world.Contains "Andromeda Farms" by Klaus Brenner and "The Escape Artist" by Dr. Brandon Winter.The Voice from the Void is Sarah Nightmare. To hear more of her work or to commission a voiceover, visit fiverr.com/sarahnightmare. 2020-01-2809 minI Am a Brain in a JarKeep It DarkHarold is tormented by a strange secret."Inescapable Logic" is by Dr. Brandon Winter."Keep It Dark" is by Klaus Brenner, based on the Genesis song of the same name.The Voice from the Void is Sarah Nightmare. To hear more of her work or to commission a voiceover, visit fiverr.com/sarahnightmare. 2020-01-1407 minI Am a Brain in a JarCannon BeachReality is crumbling, time is unraveling, and it's all your fault."Cannon Beach" written by Klaus Brenner.2019-12-3105 minI Am a Brain in a JarA Revolutionary ChristmasSanta finally gets what's coming to him. Androids teach us the true meaning of Christmas.Today's stories are "A Revolutionary Christmas" by Klaus Brenner and "A Positronic Christmas" by Brandon Winter.2019-12-1709 min
Kill All Clones!Kill All Clones! is dead. Long live I Am a Brain in a Jar.So the bad news is that Fail Safe vs. Dr. Strangelove was the last episode of Kill All Clones!The good news is that Klaus Brenner and Doctor Brandon Winter have created a new podcast, I Am a Brain in a Jar. Check it out at braininjar.com or anywhere you listen to podcasts.See you there.2019-10-0800 minKill All Clones!Fail Safe vs. Dr. StrangeloveThe Scientists take on two classic films birthed from '60s nuclear paranoia, Fail Safe and Dr. Strangelove.Which one will be erased from existence?2019-09-2452 minKill All Clones!Minisode - Aquaman vs. Namor, Sega vs. Nintendo and MoreThe Scientists must again contend with a plethora of clones. Kiss vs. Gwar. Aquaman vs. Namor. Creepy Crawlers vs. Easy Bake Oven. Doc Brown vs. Hubert Farnsworth vs. Rick Sanchez. The Smurfs vs. The Snorks. Sega vs. Nintendo. Who will be erased from existence?Regular episodes continue on Sept. 24.2019-09-1030 minKill All Clones!Minisode - Garfield vs. Heathcliff, Thanos vs. Darkseid and MoreIn the first of two mini episodes, the scientists face off against a horde of clones. Backstreet Boys vs. *NSYNC, Scooby Doo vs. Jabberjaw, Heathcliff vs. Garfield, Thanos vs. Darkseid, Transformers vs. Rock Lords, America's Funniest Home Videos vs. America's Funniest People: Who will be erased from existence?Full-length episodes return on September 24.2019-08-2731 minKill All Clones!The Phantom vs. The ShadowThe Scientists tackle two great '90s films based on '30s pulp superheroes, The Phantom and The Shadow. Which one will be erased from existence?Our next two episodes will be mini episodes, as we will be moving into a studio at the end of September. Our next full episode will air on Tuesday, Sept. 24.2019-08-131h 11Kill All Clones!Ghostbusters (Filmation) vs. The Real GhostbustersThe scientists take on two ghostbusting animated series from the mid '80s, Filmation's Ghostbusters and The Real Ghostbusters. Which one will be erased from existence?2019-07-3057 minKill All Clones!Thunderball vs. Never Say Never AgainThe scientists discuss two James Bond films based on the novel Thunderball, Thunderball and Never Say Never Again. The one they like less will be erased from existence.2019-07-161h 09Kill All Clones!Galaxy of Terror vs. Forbidden WorldThe scientists must choose between two Roger Corman directed Alien ripoffs from the early '80s, Galaxy of Terror and Forbidden World. Which one will be erased from existence?2019-07-021h 03Kill All Clones!Street Fighter vs. Mortal KombatThe scientists discuss the two great Fighting game adaptations of the mid '90s, Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat. Which one will be erased from existence?2019-06-181h 10Kill All Clones!Dark City vs. The MatrixThe scientists wrestle with the two great "your reality isn't real" sci-fi epics of the late '90s. Which one will be erased from reality? 2019-06-041h 21Kill All Clones!Volcano vs. Dante's PeakThe scientists discuss the two "great" volcano movies of 1997. Which one will be erased from existence?2019-05-211h 03