Shows
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Is Steven Seagal the Greatest Martial Arts Action Hero of All Time?This week’s episode will hit you like a half-hearted roundhouse kick to the face! Kirk squares off with Kraig over the ultimate question no one really asked: Is Steven Seagal the greatest martial arts action hero of all time? Kirk, fully aware that Seagal is an out-of-shape, rizzless dumpster man, still defends him as an icon - mostly because watching a beady-eyed, sweaty, spoiled-ham of a man try to aikido chop bad guys never ceases to entertain. Kraig fires back with actual evidence, like Jackie Chan’s legendary stunt work and, you know, talent. He then accuses Kirk of l...
2025-08-2619 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Is the Disco Inferno Stayin’ Alive or Stayin’ Dead?In this week’s feverish showdown, Mass Debate turns into a full-blown disco inferno as special guest G-Man struts out in bell bottoms and an Afro pick, swearing that disco never died because “Stayin’ Alive” literally keeps hearts pumping on the CPR floor, while Kraig claims it’s nothing but polyester-soaked white-boy noise that should’ve been buried with lava lamps and booger sugar spoons. The heat rises when Jonathan and Kraig face off over which group truly tops the disco charts: Chromeo’s funky revival or the Bee Gees’ falsetto empire. By the end, the only thing louder than the argument...
2025-08-1920 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: The Moon Landing - Science Fiction or Science Fact?This week’s episode blasts off into the great unknown...or maybe just a sound stage in Burbank, to settle the age-old question: Did we really go to the moon, or were we just hoodwinked by NASA? Jed plants his flag firmly in the “it happened” crater, claiming the lunar landing was a giant leap for mankind, complete with life-changing tech like Velcro. Meanwhile, Kraig stumbles through a cosmic conspiracy theory so tangled it’s got more plot holes than a damn J.J. Abrams movie. According to him, the whole thing was cooked up by Hollywood special effects, Tom Hank...
2025-08-1219 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Is Mandatory Napping Good for Productivity? - Get Some Zzzs or Get Back to WorkIn this red-white-and-snooze-filled episode of Mass Debate, Kirk champions the all-American power nap, claiming every hardworking patriot deserves a one-hour horizontal protest against the tyranny of "the man" - a siesta for the people! He even weaponizes his sleep apnea, declaring it a disability and claiming that denying him nap time is akin to class warfare. Calling in from California, special guest debater Jason claps back, claiming that naps are a lazy-day gateway drug that would derail productivity and lull the free market into a coma. He even shirks the rules and brazenly does real time research, allowing him...
2025-08-0521 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Should a PB&J Have Crust or Should it Be Crustless?Ready your ear-holes for an allergy inducing clash, as we slice diagonally into the age-old question: to crust or not to crust? Jed, our resident philosopher, swears the crispy rim brings a textural component to his nut-butter ingestion. Meanwhile Professor Safety - busy dad, lunchbox logistics guru, and self-appointed ambassador of the Uncrustable Nation, insists that handing his kiddos a “proper” crusted sandwich would spark an uprising faster than Kirk and Kraig fighting over who gets to lick the jelly spoon. Jed fires back, arguing that ditching the crust is like depriving your children of love, nutrition, and all-around culi...
2025-07-2919 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Are Aliens Living Among Us?In this probing episode, Kirk and Kraig debate whether aliens are living among us! Is Earth just too damn boring to draw the attention of any higher intelligent beings, or are we a beacon of freedom calling across the black void of space to any potential new citizen willing to drop $5 million on a Trump Gold Card? Kirk beams in with cold, hard logic, insisting Earth is just the Arby’s of the galaxy - unremarkable, unseemly, and diarrhea-inducing. Meanwhile, Kraig goes full tinfoil patriot, declaring that aliens are absolutely among us because they want to live in the gr...
2025-07-2222 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Which M&M is a Better Brand Spokesperson? - Yellow vs RedIn this week’s Mass Debate, it's candy-coated chaos as special guest Congressman Andy touts the chill, nut-stuffed charm of Yellow Peanut M&M, while Kraig swears by Red’s alleged “alluring attitude” — both hilariously convinced that Red is the seductive siren of the candy aisle. They spend the entire debate trading half-baked, sugar-rushed arguments based on their mutual Mandela Effect before Kirk crashes the Hung Jury segment with a hard dose of fact-checking reality that melts their claims faster than Green M&Ms in Jed's mouth. Forced to pivot, the boys scramble for new angles, proving they’re willing to t...
2025-07-1523 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Which Ice Cream Reigns Supreme? - Chocolate vs. VanillaIn this heated, frozen treat face-off, Jed goes full Willy Wonka and damn near ice-creams himself for Team Chocolate, praising its sexy compatibility with every topping imaginable while mocking vanilla as the sad, lonely flavor no one actually orders on purpose; meanwhile, Kirk channels his inner Bob Ross to paint vanilla as the pure, artistic blank canvas of our sweet dreams, waxing poetic about personal expression and flaunting his “jimmies" for all to see. Chaos ensues when G-man, the self-appointed constitutional scholar, tries to filibuster with the 14th Amendment before moderator Kraig bangs the gavel and screams in a ri...
2025-07-0823 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Who is the Better Superhero? - Spider-Man vs BatmanIn this Mass Debate super showdown, Kraig and JT go mask-to-cowl over who’s superior: your dorky neighborhood Spider-Twink or Gotham’s brooding billionaire Bat-daddy? Kraig argues Peter Parker is the ultimate quip-slinging boy toy who keeps things sticky in a good way, while JT insists Spidey’s just a web-shooting perv and that Bruce Wayne is the true panty-dropper with enough intellect to make Robin giggle like a damn schoolgirl. Are heroes defined by their rogues’ gallery of villains, or is it all about premature hormonal rope-shooting vs cunning gadget-happy finesse? Tune in for enough wacky puns and low blow...
2025-07-0121 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Who Would Win in a Fight? - Orangutan with a Machete vs Tiger in Full Body ArmorKirk and Kraig channel their inner beasts in this debate pitting two of nature's unlikeliest opponents at each other's throats! Can Kirk make the case that a machete-wielding orangutan could outsmart and outmaneuver a tiger in full body armor, or is he just bananas? Can Kraig pounce on this argument, using Planet of the Apes as an example of why no amount of monkey brains can beat a fully-armored feline wrecking machine? Things get primal on this week's Mass Debate!
2025-06-2423 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Who’s Better? Mario vs SonicThings get pixelated as Kraig and Professor Safety go head-to-head over who is king of the side-scroller: Mario or Sonic! Kraig’s backing the mustachioed mushroom-muncher who built the platformer genre brick by brick, while the Professor goes full spin-dash defending the hedgehog with attitude. It’s fire flowers vs. Chaos Emeralds in a debate so intense you will have to blow on your game cartridge just to make it work. Grab your rings, power-ups, and popcorn—because this console war just turned into a full-blown Mass Debate!
2025-06-1721 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Battle of the Burgers! - Beef Burger vs Impossible BurgerGet ready to feel the sizzle, as Jed and Kirk go patty-to-patty over which burger is king: Beef or Impossible? Can fake meat beat real meat in a battle of taste, tradition, and ethics? Or will Jed's beefy bravado overpower Kirk's soy-based sass? Grab a bib, open wide, and use two hands to chow down on this episode of Mass Debate!
2025-06-1018 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Is Cereal a Soup?One of our oldest friends, Jonathan "G-man" Goolsby, shows up to throw a "can" into the usually precise inner workings of the Blank Propaganda Machine, when he debates Kirk over whether cereal should be considered a soup or not. Listen as G-man weaves an intricate argument that will leave your jaw on the floor and your head dizzy with obfuscation. So sit down and pour yourself a bowl of laughter, and let the BPM boys leave you feeling mmm, mmm, good...and a bit unsatisfied to be honest, on this week's Mass Debate!
2025-06-0322 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Is it Better to Be an Early Bird or a Night Owl?Does the old saying about being early to bed, and early to rise truly make a man healthy, wealthy, and wise? Jed says yes, and gives us way too much insight into his morning self-care routine in the process. Kraig on the other hand has some strong opinions in favor of partying hard, deep into the night like some immoral deviant. Which debater will rise to the occasion? Sunshine Jed or Moony Kraig? Both sound like cult leaders, so how can it lose? Find out who is the cream of the crop on this week's episode of Mass Debate!
2025-05-2719 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Is it Acceptable to Wear Socks with Sandals?It's going to be a Quentin Tarantino-style foot fiesta for the ages as Kirk debates special guest, JT Smith, over the social misgivings of wearing socks with sandals. Is this a fashion faux pas worthy of social exclusion, or will comfort-over-conformity win the hearts and minds of the masses?
2025-05-2020 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Is It Acceptable to Urinate In the Shower? - Oui, Oui or Non, NonThe vitriol flows from Kraig and Jed like a warm golden stream, when they discuss the etiquette of shower pissing. Don't all these pipes go to the same place anyways? Isn't it bad hygiene to spray urine all over a communal space meant for cleanliness? Does the golden rule apply? Does the golden shower rule apply? If a golden shower takes place in the shower, do you still have to pay the hooker...er um, I mean let's listen to this week's Mass Debate and find out the answers!
2025-05-1323 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: What is the Proper Way to Eat Pizza? - Fork or FoldYou like-a the pizza? Well do you even-a know-a what is the right-a way to-a eat-a the pizza? Meesa thinks-a it's mooey mooey big mistake to use a fork...what the hell, did my offensive Italian accent just turn into Gungan somehow? Oh well, listen to our good buddy Andy go toe to toe with Kraig about the proper way to eat your 'za!
2025-05-0618 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Who Was Really the Bad Guy in The Karate Kid? - Daniel or JohnnyEverybody was Kung-Fu fighting...er, well Jed and Kirk are karate fighting. Well I guess actually it's more like their fighting about karate. Will Kirk strike first? Will Jed strike hard? Will Kraig wax off in the corner using his own tears as lubricant?
2025-04-2926 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Are We Living In Reality or a Simulation?Is our world just a simulation or are we merely moving from one plane of reality to another? Is the feeling of deja vu just a coincidence or is it a glitch in the matrix? If Jed hands Kraig an invisible spoon, does he prove that reality is real, or does he just confuse everyone in the room? Find out the answers to these questions and more...on this week's Mass Debate!
2025-04-2220 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Is It Acceptable to Pass Gas In Public?Yikes! Kraig and Kirk are raising up a stink and blowing some hot air once again in this rip-roaring debate, that will leave you asking yourself that age old question: "If I fart in an elevator with an elderly woman inside and she subsequently dies from the aftermath, am I a murderer or just an asshole?"
2025-04-1515 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Who Reigns Supreme? - Drake V KendrickWanna know what two middle-aged white dudes think of the epic battle between Drake and Kendrick Lamar? Well...nobody does, but we would appreciate you listening anyway.
2025-04-0826 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate: Which is Best - Corner or Middle Piece of the Brownie?Two chubby guys debate about which part of the brownie is better, but we all know that neither of these idiots is turning down any brownie that is offered to them.
2025-04-0119 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate Classics: Boxers, Briefs, or Commando? - 3-Way DebateKraig, Jed, and Andy have a debate extravaganza with our first ever 3-way debate! Will Jed box out his contenders? Will Andy be able to keep his argument brief? Will Kraig be able to support his points with facts or will he flip-flop around? Let's take a look under the layers and see how things are swingin'!
2025-03-1921 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate Classics: Are They Good or Do They Suck? - NickelbackKraig and Kirk debate a topic that has plagued mankind since 2001 - Is Nickelback good or do they suck ass? Obviously musical taste is subjective and no one should ever be ridiculed for liking and listening to music that speak to them on a personal level and fills their soul with wonder and whimsy, but... seriously have you heard this shit?
2025-03-1914 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate Classics: Real or Fake? - Santa ClausTwo jolly men with beards debate the existence of another jolly man with a beard. It's like an enigma wrapped inside of a riddle, straddling a yule log! Will Kraig be able to melt Jed's grinch-like heart and make him believe in ol' Saint Nick, or will Jed hang Kraig's argument over the fireplace and fill it with coal? Roast some chestnuts, kick bag with a jug of nog, and listen to the sweet holiday sounds of two grown men arguing over nonsense.
2025-03-1914 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate Classics: Which is Better - Green vs Blue?Our old pal Congressman Andy stops by for Earth Day, and he debates until he is blue in the face and Jed turns green with envy. Which color will be live up to the hype and be crowned king of the crayon box?
2025-03-1920 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate Classics: Which is Best - Dogs or Cats?Kraig struts around yappin' like a vicious junkyard dog, and Kirk weaves like an alley cat, half asleep, hungry, and waiting to pounce! When these two debate, the claws come out and the teeth start gnashing!
2025-03-1914 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate Classics: Who Would Win In a Fight - Gorilla or Bear?The fur is gonna fly when Kirk and Jed debate which untamed beast would win in a knock down, drag out, no holds barred, zoo style cage match between a gorilla or a bear! The first rule of Animal Fight Club is "There are no rules"! Mainly because they're animals and the concept of rules is far beyond their brain's capability to comprehend.
2025-03-1920 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate Classics: Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?Jed and Kirk get frank with one another in this classic debate topic that dares to ask the question "Is a hot dog a sandwich or is it some weird, mutant-like creature born of pork by-products and broken dreams?" Bon appetit!
2025-03-1916 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate Classics: Should Toilet Paper Hang Over or Under?Kirk and Kraig try to wipe each other off the map with this debate for the ages. Do you let your toilet paper hang over like a glorious, majestic waterfall or are you an idiot? Let us know in the comments!
2025-03-1917 min
Blank Propaganda MachineMass Debate Classics: Should Dog Pants Have 2 or 4 Legs?Kraig and Jed debate the proper number of leg hole's on canine apparel. Yes, seriously.
2025-03-1915 min
Blank Propaganda MachineBateman Returns for the 3-Way Debate, Man!The season 2 finale is here, and the BPM Crew welcome back their ol' pal Andy! Games will be played. Debates will be had. Feelings will be shared. We'll laugh, we'll cry...well, we'll laugh at Jed crying mostly. On this episode:Wheel of Propaganda - Round and round it goes. Where it stops...well, it's gonna be madness no matter what. Listen as the BPM gents try their hand at a little snake oil salesmanship to see whose propaganda game is top shelf Mass Debate - In the first ever 3-way debate, the BP...
2024-10-311h 13Blank Propaganda MachineI Paid For My Deep Dish and All I Got Was a NickelbackHere we go, here we go, here we go again! The infamous Episode 7 has finally arrived, so get ready to take a wild ride, guided by three suave, mysterious strangers that will have your funny bone playing tug-of-war with your heart. Yes I realize this is getting weird now.Props to Blank - The crew give props to these news making members of society and discuss their impact on everyday life for the rest of us Mass Debate - Is Nickelback a great band....or the greatest band? Is this a riddle wrapped i...
2024-10-2345 minBlank Propaganda MachineWheel Reinvented: My Dinner with KraigHoly hell, here we go again! Ha ha haa! Yes. Yes. On this episode:Props to Blank - Your going to hear some interesting stories, being told by some very intriguing fellas. Opinions will be bandied about. Chaos will ensueProbing Deep Inside - When you start rooting around inside of Kraig, you will find some dark and disturbing shit. And if you lube up first, he gets angry. Find out why Kraig wants to be a human cannonball, and other fun factsWheel of Propaganda - Round and round it goes. Where...
2024-10-091h 00Blank Propaganda MachineOl' Saint Dick-alous and His Ho-Ho-Hoes Get RidiculousWell here we go again! The BPM boys lost track of time, but have finally reemerged after a year of self-reflection and introspection with another humdinger of an episode. This week's segments include:Propaganda's Choice - "Would You Rather" if it was played by three guys that forget they are being recorded, and lack any kind of better judgement or filter. This could get a little wacky!Mass Debate - Is Santa Claus real? Don't let the little ones hear this one, or the magic could be ruined forever! Kraig and Jed get holly and...
2024-10-011h 00Blank Propaganda MachineAnthony Capybara vs. Arnold PalmerIt's the Mid-Season Finale Spectacular! We're already half way through the season, and the BPM crew is feeling it, so they're going to take a breather for a few weeks, but they'll be back with more vulgarity, friendship, and hilariousness soon, so stay tuned! On this week's episode...BPM Ranks - If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have three tasty non-alcoholic beverages, what would they be? The BPM crew rank and ridicule their choicesProp Culture - Kraig wants to be the Shatty Daddy, Kirk is troubled by the sudden a...
2023-09-1356 minBlank Propaganda MachineAndy Brings the Sauce to Earth DayThis episode welcomes back an old friend, local city council member and original BPM host, Andy Bateman! Andy brings his love of irreverent and witty humor to the discussions, all the while trying not to ruin all of his political capital and aspirations in one hilarious hour of regret.Blank, Blank, or Blank - With Earth Day only slightly in the rear view, the BPM crew decide how to Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle some various fun, and not-so-Eco-friendly itemsMass Debate - Kirk decides to use a bombshell tactic to try and bring down Jed...
2023-08-291h 02Blank Propaganda MachineShameless Plugs and the Ol' Shaft and Sack ManeuverThe hits just keep on coming as the award winning BPM continues to top the podcasting charts! Any moment now, their bank accounts will be loaded and the beds will be rockin' with the sweet, sweet thunder lovin' that only the BPM boys can bring! "What does that even mean?", you ask. Well all I'm saying is, prepare to have to change your panties/briefs after listening to the smooth, sexy voices of three alpha studs. Propaganda's Choice - Would-You-Rather BPM style! Two scenarios offered; two choices presented; one decider of fates; opinions galore. Let t...
2023-08-1551 minBlank Propaganda MachineJed Dreams of April O’Neil’s Ice CreamsThe season 2 premiere is here! The BPM crew is back and in top form with another family-friendly episode. See if you and the kids can find this week’s “fun word of the episode”, and we’ll…see you next Tuesday…er…the Tuesday after that actually.Taste the Crew - So, you want to get to know the crew a little bit better do ya? Well close your eyes, open wide, and stick out your tongue! What is that intoxicating, funky flavor? That's the crew. You may want to use some mouthwash after thisMass Deba...
2023-08-0156 minBlank Propaganda MachineWendy Gets Snowpierced By An Elephant's Fifth LegSeason Finale! Looks like we made it. We would like to thank you all for the support you've shown us. It has been quite a ride, and we will return with lots more fun and games in the months ahead, but we sure can't do it without you all, so please continue to spread the gospel of the Blank Propaganda Machine! Follow, Like, Subscribe, Email, Harass, Show up at out jobs and homes unannounced, Etc. and we'll see you soonish!Propaganda's Choice - Would-You-Rather BPM style! Two scenarios offered; two choices presented; one decider of fates; opinions...
2022-07-271h 01Blank Propaganda MachineHilary Swank: Hot Dog Abuser?In this episode, listen as the crew continue to live life dangerously by risking a defamation suit from one of America's finest actresses, and by putting themselves in the crosshairs of the processed meat industry. Ah, just like the good ol' days!Mass Debate - Jed and Kirk go head-to-head , toe-to-toe, and cheek-to-cheek to decide who knows more about the art of putting condiments on their meat, before sliding it between dem buns, girl...wait what am I saying?Props to Blank - The crew give props to these news making members of society and d...
2022-07-1252 minBlank Propaganda MachineJed Flies Naked To Wa-HoIn this episode, the crew are in top form. Really cranking on all cylinders with pure youthful stamina that goes all night long. Yep, they are at the top of their game and verile like three young studs in a...alright, give us just a minute. We swear this never happens to us. We just have a lot on our minds and the stress makes it hard to perform sometimes. We just need to fiddle with it for sec and think sexy thoughts... Probing Deep Inside... - Kraig and Kirk try to figure out the inner workings o...
2022-06-2851 minBlank Propaganda MachineThe 3 Joker's Wild Anti-RecommendationsIn this episode, listen as these brain-washing gurus force their opinions on you in such a silky smooth way, that you just naturally assume this is what you were thinking all along. Actually, if you are influenced by these guys in anyway, you are an idiot. No judgement, but wow, you need to get out more.BPM Ranks - The crew rank their top 3 favorite portrayals of the Clown Prince of Crime, which leads to a bit of civilized discourse and gentlemanly disagreement...and then turns into all-out ridicule, disrespect, and the usual douche baggery...
2022-06-1448 minBlank Propaganda MachineWhat's the Over-Under On a Bird to the Face?In this episode, the BPM Crew continue to learn and grow as human beings...Just kidding! As a matter of fact it's the complete opposite. You'll probably be slightly dumber after this. Seriously, You've been warned! This weeks segments include:Props to Blank - The crew give props to these news making members of society and discuss their impact on everyday life for the rest of us Mass Debate - Kirk and Kraig go chasing waterfalls...of paper? Tune in to hear these two titans of industry debate proper bathroom preparation, and see what side o...
2022-05-3141 minBlank Propaganda MachineThe Essence of ScarJo Wears Dog PantsThe BPM Crew hit the ground running with their first podcast in almost 13 years! In this world premier episode they play some fun and thought provoking games. This weeks segments include:Blank, Blank, or Blank - 3 verbs + 3 random nouns = hilarity, when the crew plays their own take on the classic Marry, F@ck, KillMass Debate - Jed and Kraig debate one of life's big questions, to see who will come out as top dogProps to Blank - The crew give props to these news making members of society and discuss their...
2022-05-1745 min