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Being Gay for Fun and ProfitBack From The Deadwere back. were not ded. 2024-02-091h 27Being Gay for Fun and ProfitThat's It We're Eating DogAnother ep from the No Dog Zone2023-12-221h 09Being Gay for Fun and ProfitDog Soccerdog training 101 over here2023-12-151h 03Being Gay for Fun and ProfitShock The MonkeyYG in this bitch2023-12-081h 36Being Gay for Fun and ProfitSuck My Dick And Then Go To BedBusiness just got a whole lot riskier. 2023-12-011h 12Being Gay for Fun and ProfitI Know The Man He Goes By SheWe gotta move all the shit outta Epstein's island2023-11-241h 34Being Gay for Fun and ProfitPenis DuelTwisted Trans Sister2023-11-171h 21Being Gay for Fun and ProfitTrick or Treathappy halloween2023-11-1558 minBeing Gay for Fun and ProfitI'll Be There For JewRIP Lil' Matt Perry, (Brother of Katy and Refrigerator) 2023-11-031h 16Being Gay for Fun and ProfitHamas The Tank EngineJoined once again by our favorite guest, Rob. 2023-10-271h 23Being Gay for Fun and ProfitStone Cold Gay AustinWHAT!?2023-10-201h 25Being Gay for Fun and ProfitSpook Monthep89 of this gay shit2023-10-131h 12Being Gay for Fun and ProfitKiss From A RoseSmoke crack everyday2023-10-061h 39Being Gay for Fun and ProfitBallad of The Stinky Poo Poo ManJordyn's got a real doozy of a character2023-09-291h 04
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitCrooked Moonsault PodcastCM Punk ruined my life2023-09-221h 17
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitLadies and Gentlemen Barack Obama is a Gay ManJordyn and I crack the case on the whole Larry Sinclair situation. 2023-09-151h 08
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitLil klumpsWe write a sequel to the klumps2023-09-011h 10
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitBoys R BackTwisted Metal Endings. The Boys are definitely back in town. 2023-08-251h 00
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitI Got Acrophobia Y'allTake those old records off the shelf, and stick them directly up your ass.
2023-08-181h 01
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitIs That a Banana in Your Pocket or Are You Just Lizzo?Yup Lizzo really stepped in it this time. Plus, we're off to see our good friend Nick Mullen do standup.2023-08-111h 04
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitSometimes You Gotta Get The Monkey Off Your Back and Believe in GodBaptist Church is really fucking dumb2023-08-041h 03
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitThe No Dog ZoneJason Aldean has a banger on his hands (and knees).2023-07-281h 12
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitJames Bond DeSantisWe review possibly the most important movie of our generation. 2023-07-211h 12
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitUkulele Apologies & Caviar DreamsMiranda Sings? More like Miranda Grooms.2023-07-141h 03
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitRick and Morty HandsDsway couldn't make it now Kris looks like an asshole. 2023-07-071h 16
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitReturn to OzWe're getting back to basics with this one, talking about Oz baby. Beecher, Schillinger, Adebisi, the gangs all here.2023-06-301h 07
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitThe Juneteenth EpisodeWe're joined by a couple of cool characters this week, Travis and Bruce of the NoSoiPodcast/Fakeblerd. Of course Jordyn and I apologized for slavery and got everything off on the right foot.
2023-06-231h 10
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitI think I hate covert wokeness more than overt wokenessTrump's in trouble, maybe for real this time? Beast Wars are secretly gay and we are not the blues brothers. 2023-06-161h 14
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitFrankenjordyn
Sadly Jordyn did not survive her surgery. I have replaced her with an Indian man.
2023-06-1559 min
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitNo Sleep Till Milwaukeewe recorded our road trip to see Nick Mullen live in milwaukee2023-06-0258 min
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitThe "Woke" EpisodeWe're boycotting Florida and Jordyn is recovering from her full body gender reassignment surgery.2023-05-261h 08
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitFord Focus RSWe have one of our favorite guests back, Rob. We dive into Rob's love of street racing and overall hoodlum attitude.2023-05-191h 04
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitHotel Hijinks pt.2We decided to record another ep and have some sleepy time tea after seeing Nick Mullen standup in Milwaukee. 2023-05-121h 10
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitHotel Hijinks pt.1We made a little trip to see our podcasting forefather Nick Mullen perform in (just outside) Milwaukee. Before the show we fueled up on Krisp Ben Wahs and energy powder, and decided to document it for future indictments. 2023-05-051h 14
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitBDSM Dungeons & DragonsWe're joined by one of Kris's long time pals Eric today to get a fresh perspective on some hot topics. Mainly, Jewish people in hell and Adam Sandler movies. 2023-04-281h 13
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitBottle of red, bottle of whiteBack on our bullsh--. We got a little political discourse, as well as in depth discussion of Asian biology. Our biggest brain episode yet. 2023-04-211h 18
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitButch Stifler: American HeroWell guys, we had to dip back into the comedy powder reserves for this ep. What's on Joe Biden's laptop? That's what I wanna know. And we review/discuss the Michael Carbanaro classic Another Gay Movie. 2023-04-141h 07
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitTalking Black with Smash TafarihContinuing with our love of diversity, we had a call with our good friend Smash. Learn about being a black pirate in LA. Good stuff. 2023-04-071h 07
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitGayngs of New YorkLittle known fact Bill The Butcher was actually trans. Go Figure. 2023-03-3157 min
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitPlanes, Trains, and Indian PeopleWe had a great talk with a very special guest today. A real life Indian man, Mr. Allahs Dong. Lets all learn a thing or two folks.2023-03-241h 09
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitSt. Patrick O'KristopherKris died doing what he loved and Jordyn has to carry on. Maybe a little divine intervention can save the podcast. Happy St. Patrick's Day.2023-03-171h 05
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitMad Honey/Sad CummyI stole some honey from Joe Rogan and it made us feel like shit. This would have never happened if Hillary was president. 2023-03-101h 09
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitJust Kidding RowlingJ.K. Rowling's real name is finally revealed. Prodigy, gary low intro, a lot of house music. Then back on our bullshit about diapers and Chinese people. (Special guest appearances from Chris and Lucy.) 2023-03-031h 41
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitDsway ReturnsOur most requested guest returns, none other than Dsway Dinero. We start off hot exposing non sex having porn clowns, and then Dsway regales us with some tales of cocksmanship. Truly one of our best episodes. 2023-02-241h 28
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitThe Science Behind ScientologyWas Tupac really gangster? Snoop knows. We're back with more important information about the east coast/west coast feud of the early 90s. 2023-02-171h 16
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitI Wanna F**k That DuckJohn Leguizamo is a jackass. You guys remember Duckman? Uhhhh, Velma sucks. See ya next week.2023-02-101h 21Being Gay for Fun and Profitrobisodeim back and gayer than ever2023-02-031h 17
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitNo PigeonsUh oh! We're back and we got two VIP tickets to see Adam Friedland at Zanies comedy club. Before the fun we decided to record an episode for you lovely people. Digimon, the Taliban, and so much more. See you next week.2023-01-271h 04
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitPolice AcademyWe're joined again by our good pal Chris, who tells us a little bit about being a cop in training. Of course, Jordyn and I are sovereign citizens so we had quite a lot of questions for the new recruit. RIP (rest in punisher)2023-01-201h 18
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitAndrew Tate cracks the code and gets Joker pregnant (Featuring Broccoli Rob)We're back with season 2 of Being Gay for Fun and Profit. Jordyn talks about her vacation to Mar-a-lago, we chat with Broccoli Rob, and Kris makes a sincere effort to join the kkk. It's good to be back.2023-01-131h 07
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitElon Musk Buys Little Saint JamesChristmas is over and now its new year time. I don't know about you but I think Elon Musk has a sneaky secret. Thanks for listening and stick around to hear us slander more people in 2023!2022-12-281h 09
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitInterracial ChristmasMerry Christmas you filthy animals. We're joined today by Travis from "The No Soi Podcast". Then a special surprise santa joins in on the fun as well. 2022-12-251h 15
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitDon Henley is on the Naughty ListHO! HO! HO! It's damn near Christmas fool. In this episode we explain why The Eagles singer is a very naughty boy. Also the eternal question of man vs woman vs steroids, who wins? The fans. That's who. 2022-12-211h 01
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitIn 2021, Kelly was convicted on nine counts of sex trafficking and racketeering.We're back folks. Jordyn reviews R. Kelly's new epic song, and we discuss LGBTQ sex ed in Chicago private schools. 2022-12-181h 02
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitChristmas Chaos (Christmas Gay-os)BING CHIILING EVERYONE!!! Welcome to our Chinese sponsored, Taiwan-free, Christmas extravaganza! Also Chris and Lucy are here. 2022-12-071h 10
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitAngel "sting" Anderson is a generic Marilyn Manson and I'm calling you outWell, we're all gunna die guys. Just thought you should know. Also in this cast we talk shit about a Marilyn Manson lookalike. 2022-12-041h 01
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitThe Ballad of Don DswayJordyn has to catch me up on everything I missed last podcast so she tells me the tale of Don Dsway. Thanks to Chris and Dsway for filling in. Back to business as usual though, pedophiles, eating your own poop, and some good ass takes on politics. 2022-11-301h 19
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitThanksgiving: Double StuffedHappy Holidays folks, Kris had to miss this one, but we got two big black men to replace him. Jordyn, Chris (black), and Dsway sit down and have a deep discussion about eating ass, precum, and feet.2022-11-271h 16
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitShannon Spears Interview pt.2We're back guys, after a couple more Krispen Wahs Shannon tells us some more fun stories about hanging out with perverts. We talk about bad ass car racing simulators and lots more, check it out. 2022-11-231h 00
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitShannon Spears Interview pt.1Kris and Jordyn are joined by a very special guest this episode. Shannon Spears, owner of the famous TgirlNightclub in Chicago. Shannon tells us some tales about her time running adult parties, including the first time she met Jordyn. Too much fun for one hour, make sure to check out part 2 this Wednesday. 2022-11-201h 05
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitCan't Find a Fetter ManBeetlejuice, Ladybugs, Rodney Dangerfield, Howard Stern and the downfall of swinging. We get into a lot this episode. As the smoke clears from the election, Jordyn and I discuss the pros and cons of having a Frankenstein's monster legislating for the country. The Senator from Pennsylvania demands we build him a new wife.2022-11-161h 17
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitThis was supposed to be up yesterdayI almost died in a tragic carbon monoxide "accident" and had a little trouble getting the podcast uploaded. I think we talk about Sen. Fetterman and gorillas or something idk, im guna go lay down. 2022-11-151h 04
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitThe Genderless Ikea SharkKris tells Jordyn about the subtleties of the trans community. Then we show our pride by buying a toy shark. 2022-11-091h 04
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitDo Your Kanye BestWe're joined today by the one, the only, Mr. Kanye West. After showing off his sweet new Yeezy attire, Kanye tells us about all the problems he's been having in both his social and professional life. Then try as we might, we allow Kanye to get into his zone. 2022-11-061h 01
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitDefcon 5We're back with just Jordyn and Kris this episode. A little talk about high school hijinks, and some special maid service coming up for Jordyn. Plus we get hype for our next big guest...2022-11-021h 03
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitHalloween SpooktacularWe had big plans and they fell through. So we got the fairy of logic and Rob Zombie's shitty cousin to sit in this ep.
Tune in for a very gay Halloween. 2022-10-301h 05
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitMy Simulated PeriodJordyn feels pretty stupid for missing the last episode with the Spirit of Halloween. So she decided to make up for it by talking about how she simulates her own periods once a month, which makes you a true woman. Then we dive into some hard right conspiracy theories and a special song Jasper T Jowls wrote for Kris to share. Good stuff guys, subscribe to the patreon and the youtube!2022-10-261h 06
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitInterview with The Spirit of HalloweenJordyn couldn't make it this week, so luckily I was able to pull a favor from an old friend. Special guest, the spirit of Halloween, joins me as we dive into everything: Pumpkins, Trump, trumpkins, and abortion. This one is a heavy hitter guys.
Patreon.com/BGFFAP2022-10-231h 02
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitTransdrew Dice ClayMe and Bambi get blessed by the King of Comedy herself Transdrew Dice Clay. The dice ladyman then shows off her sweet gun and explains why no one steals her jokes. Come on partner! PATREON.COM/BGFFAP2022-10-191h 13
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitThe Mike Jonestown MassacreWho? Mike Jones. Who? Mike Jones, was not available so we're joined again by our friend Bambi, who learns a little bit about South American mass murder today. Then we systematically break down all the lgbtq chaos at a recent furry convention.
2022-10-161h 08
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitBum HouseWe're bustin in with a new episode talking to Joe Biden about his sweet fly brain. Don't worry things don't get too political, Hugh Jackman is a gay liar and we're gunna expose him. Hold it in dude, its a rough one.2022-10-121h 10
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitLarry Lazard of Lazard & LazardEdward Penishands, The Gay Exorcist, Super Mario Bros. Yeah we're coming in hot in this episode. Go sub to the patreon.com/bgffap2022-10-091h 12
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitNick or Treat2022-10-051h 04
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitSpooky MoviesWe talkin' bout getting spooked2022-10-021h 09
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitThe Gun EpisodePatreon.com/BGFFAP for exclusive video and audio treatsWe're cocked and loaded folks, back with Jordyn talking about Rambo, horny old ladies, and our old pal lil boosie. The theme of today's episode is firearm safety.2022-09-301h 11
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitBrendan Fraser is MidA very newsworthy episode in store for you guys. The queen is dead and the good folks of London town are very upset. Despite what popular films lead you to believe, the police can't actually steal your car to chase Sean Connery. And Brendan Fraser is, in fact, mid.2022-09-251h 09
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitGay ScienceWe're back folks with another fresh episode all about Glenn Danzig and his giant head. Then Jordyn teaches us about gay science and oingo boingo.2022-09-211h 04
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitDo You Know What Rammstein Means?We're back with another super special green screen episode. George Lucas produced this one actually. We tell a couple stories about 30 and over baseball, and Jordyn tries to remember how many penises she saw at the Rammstein concert.2022-09-181h 19
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitConservative Arts CollegeWowza, we start off hot with a little rapist mambo curtesy of Oz. We get stopped by the woke police searching for all the men Jordyn's murdered. And then we decide to get our bachelors degree at a conservative arts college.2022-09-141h 05
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitAndrew Taint & Aids MustangAnother classic podcast with Kris and Jordyn, reminiscing about the movie Castaway which was shot entirely on Little Saint James Island. Also we're joined by special guest Andrew Taint who drops some hardcore knowledge on us. Be sure to stick around and listen to Dave Mustaine putting spells on people.2022-09-111h 03
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitBack 2 Basics: Japanese Robin WilliamsJust me and Jordyn for this one folks. Old school being gay. Talking about Robin Williams 1992 gem TOYS and the awesome behind the scenes footage for it on YouTube.2022-09-071h 13
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitSunk My DunkWe're joined by Bam Margera's sister on the pod today. Talking about divorced dads and lazy podcast editors. A good time as always.2022-09-041h 06
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitVideo Test EpisodeComing to you live and in living color, its BGFFAP. We upgraded to some video gear and tested out our new green screen. Go watch the video for Patreon subscribers only. Also we discuss some african literature and the great songs of Eric Clapton. Good Ep.2022-08-311h 06
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitRon Low pt.2We're back with Ron Low continuing our chat about all things foreskin. Plus we get into a bit of Ron's musical background. Of course all this is in preparation for the foreskin tug of war which takes place once the pod is over.2022-08-281h 47
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitRon Low pt.1We are joined by are biggest guest yet Ron Low, creator of the TLC Tugger, as seen on HBO's How to With John Wilson, Vice Tv, Howard Stern, and much more. Ron Talks to us about growing our foreskins back and how he got into the restoration game.2022-08-2459 min
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitSchlong CovidLucy joins us again for another exciting episode. Rob's in Poland so we decide to give him a call and chat about his favorite cars. Then we watch a little bit of Tucker Carlson so we can learn how to love.2022-08-211h 13
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitThe Really Cool Thing About The JohnsonsLucy joins us again this episode as we prepare for her debate against Ron Low, the master of foreskin restoration. Jordyn talks about the FBIs most wanted and we discuss the cinematic tour de force that is "The Strange Thing About The Johnsons".2022-08-1759 min
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitRapekrieg pt. 2We're back with Smash Tafarih for some more insight into the mind of a deep state ladyboys and the Lord of Sissies. We tell a couple stories, have a couple laughs, Taiwan's not a country, It's just another great episode.2022-08-141h 02
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitRapekrieg pt.1We're joined by a very special guest, on a brief stop on his journey across the metaverse, Smash Tafarih. The former marine and current black ops tier one operator, tells us tales of intrigue and gayness in the middle east. We also workshop a few characters. Please cancel us. Taiwan isn’t a country. Suck me suck me very dick. follow smash on Twitter @SmashTXXX.2022-08-101h 02
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitJack OffLive from Chicago it's Saturday Night Trans! We had a live audience of homeless tramps we picked up off the street for this ep. They got a little rowdy while we reviewed the 1996 Francis Ford Coppola gem "JACK". Then we discussed Hitler's love of faygo soda and ICP. Overall a historically important episode.2022-08-071h 02
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitFamily OrientalJordyn just flew in from Lollapalooza and boy are her arms tired. Just kiddin, but seriously folks, we get into some high level character work this episode, including the sexual confused proud boy. Another Crispin Wah fueled hour of pure gay fun. We ask hard hitting questions like What if Brock turner was only guilty of raping a pie?2022-08-031h 06
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitTrans BudAin't no rules say a transwoman can't do a podcast. Kris and Jordyn are back with more hot takes. Bringing back steroids to pro (and amateur) sports, Jordyn's review of the 2000 classic American Pyscho, and Kris gives the synopsis to his new movie Trans Bud.2022-07-311h 05
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitToo Fat to Ride The SlideIn this episode we discuss the inherent sexism in the news media and their coverage of water slide fat shaming. Then we order NFTs of madonna's vagina and get our virginity taken by Scrappy the bumper car operator.2022-07-271h 03
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitYou ever seen Simon Birch?In this episode we take a trip down early internet nostalgia lane before discussing the quality of chinese knockoff TLC tuggers. Then Simon Birch teaches us that god has a really dark sense of humor.2022-07-241h 01
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitAustin Powers 4: Austin gets CanceledWe talk about our upgraded equipment this episode. Jordyn has some breaking news about Ricky Martin. Then we write the screenplays for Austin Powers 4 and 5 which is also an Oceans Eleven movie.2022-07-201h 01
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitSooooul ManIn another exciting adventure Kris and Jordyn discuss the progressive comedy of Andrew Dice Clay, the movie that single-handedly ended racism, and Radio. It's a good one coach jones.2022-07-1700 min
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitThe Kickboxer Should be IllegalWe are joined by none other than The worlds most regular guy Rob. We talk about going to the movies in public. We talk about the Patriots G.O.A.T. Tom Bradys transgender classic The Hot Chick. We also talk about how terrible the first 5 minutes of the Jean Claude classic The Kickboxer.2022-07-131h 01
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitThe Bleak Future HourAfter we get our live studio audience Jordyn and Kris Go into the daily news cycle of today. We are visited by special guest Jordan Peterson. We talk about the bleak future of tomorrow Adam Lambert gets voted off of American idol because he was gay and Kris challenges everyone in bowling. Live from Chicago its Saturday night. 8===D2022-07-101h 01
Being Gay for Fun and ProfitWorlds Most Regular Guy (is he gay?)Kris and Jordyn get down a dirty and talk about real regular guy stuff with the worlds most regular guy brocolli rob. we talk a little about robs favorite tv shows (BBT, AGT,CGT) rob loves anagrams its most regular hobbies of his. Kris also pledges his allegiance isis2022-07-061h 05
Being Gay for Fun and Profittard moviesme and kris touch penises and tie them together. we also smoke crack and talk about retard movies2022-07-031h 05