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Mismatched
Hair Washes, Hot Days & Hamilton
This week’s episode of the Mismatched Podcast with Danna and Kristin is pure summer chaos in the best way possible. ☀️💦🐷 From using the pool as a hair wash station (does that even count?) to pig spa days and watermelon-sized heat waves, the girls cover everything hot—literally and figuratively. Highlights include: • Kristin spending a record number of hours in Danna’s pool (yes, there was a water slide involved) • How to properly cool down overheated pigs and market lambs (who knew flanks were so important?) • The saga of Willett the puppy, who is terrified of his new feeder ...
2025-06-25
22 min
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Baddies, Tattoos & A Mall Engagement Tale
🍓🔥 On the latest episode of The Mismatched Podcast, Danna & Kristin dive into all the good stuff—junior RAs at camp, adult-only Savannah trips, and strawberry season’s sweet arrival! Kristin shares part of her and Bill’s engagement story—a real ringer involving a stranger and a mall in Erie you won’t want to miss. Meanwhile, Danna takes her momma on a touching Father’s Day cemetery visit. Plus, they’re officially “baddies” (that’s the latest teen slang!), and a tattoo artist who remembers their farm crew checks in with a special 4-H shoutout! Get ready...
2025-06-18
24 min
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🎙️ Episode Recap: Tequila Tricks & Hot Dog Hustles
Hey hey hey, hello hello! This week, Danna and Kristin are daytime podcasting on the actual day they’re supposed to—shocking, we know. Coming off the Memorial Day weekend, the duo caught up on life, chaos, and one very unexpected party trick. Here’s what went down: 🕶️ Memorial Day Mischief After some low-key family hangs, things took a turn with a hilarious party game that involved…shots. Danna shared the story of how a seemingly innocent game of “Who took the tequila?” turned into a full-blown prank where everyone unknowingly got the real thing. 🌭...
2025-05-28
20 min
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🎙️Mulch Madness
This week on Mismatched, Danna and Kristin dive into their latest landscaping chaos. Danna’s at odds with Tim over the mulch timeline — he insists on waiting for every last helicopter (from the trees!) to fall, while Danna’s just trying to get things done. Meanwhile, Kristin’s battling poor communication with Bill, who never gives her a heads-up when his crew is ready to mulch — totally derailing her project plans. They also unpack Danna’s struggle with showing affection, joke about barn life drama (including stolen eggs and a rogue dog), and reflect on how their different pe...
2025-05-21
20 min
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Power Washers, Pigs and Boutique Mechanics
What do a broken power washer, a bikini power-washing dream, a pig in a dog crate, and a wildly inappropriate yet somehow genius business idea have in common? This week on The Mismatched Podcast, Danna and Kristin dive into a chaotic two-day “vacation,” the ultimate grandma-and-grandpa love story (complete with tombstone jokes), and a serious side hustle pitch that Campbell wants no part of. Plus, you’ll get book recs, show recs, and maybe a little unsolicited life advice along the way. It’s messy, heartfelt, and hilarious—just how we like it. Tune in now! Get Social wit...
2025-05-07
24 min
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Getting Stoned and Binges
Getting Stoned and Binges This week’s podcast recap is all about Danna’s streaming obsessions, financial musings, and the eternal struggle of paying bills. Streaming Wars & Late-Night Binges: •Remember when we tried to save money by cutting cable? Now we have every streaming service imaginable. •The White Lotus is back, this time in Thailand! It started slow, but now it’s a total train wreck (in the best way). •Kristin doesn’t watch it, and no, you can’t have her Hulu login because she doesn’t have it. •Paradise (or whatever that Secret Service show is called) is our latest must-watch...
2025-04-02
24 min
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Parenting Fails and Panic Emails
This week on The Mismatched Podcast, Danna and Kristin navigate the rollercoaster of parenting—complete with guilt trips, Google search scares, and mermaid party fun. Danna shares the sheer panic of receiving a school email informing her that her son was flagged for searching “Why do my parents make fun of me?”—cue a full day of self-doubt, awkward conversations, and a desperate attempt to convince the school she’s not the worst mom ever. Meanwhile, Kristin finds humor in the chaos, offering just the right amount of comic relief. The episode also features a birthday p...
2025-03-26
26 min
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Rod the Bod
In this fun and lively episode, the hosts welcome a very special guest—Danna’s mother-in-law, Maria, who just returned from a week in Las Vegas. But this wasn’t just any trip—Maria is a devoted Rod Stewart superfan and shares incredible stories about her experiences attending his concerts, including front-row seats, meeting fellow fans from around the world, and even being invited on stage multiple times. Maria takes us back in time, recounting an unforgettable night as a teenager when she and a friend snuck into Rod Stewart’s hotel room after a concert. She details ho...
2025-03-19
23 min
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Mismatched Madness: Dogs, Chickens & McDonald’s Economics
This week on Mismatched with Danna and Kristin, chaos reigns as the duo navigates a house full of misbehaving animals, sandwich-stealing dogs, and some serious McDonald’s meal math. Kristin’s impromptu “black-market rabbit deal” fails to cover breakfast, and Danna contemplates replacing Easter eggs with painted potatoes. Meanwhile, Campbell’s massive Roth Leadership Academy project gets the spotlight, proving that hard work (and a little fundraising magic) can make big things happen. Throw in Rod Stewart superfans, bourbon bartering, and a classic Midwest debate over the true cost of eggs, and you’ve got another episode of mismatche...
2025-03-12
21 min
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Fowl Talk
This week on Mismatched, it’s Ohio 4-H Week and it’s Fat Tuesday, Kristin made a King Cake, while Danna chats about Savannah, Georgia. Kristin’s kids don’t want their parents traveling without them, while Danna insists her kids will have more fun because—let’s be real—she’s the cooler parent. Meanwhile, the boys got into some trouble, and Danna proves she’s the better wife by waiting in a ridiculous line. Kristin also talks fowl—but you’ll have to listen to find out what that’s all about. Oh, and don’t forget—there’s...
2025-03-05
26 min
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Honks, Hot Tubs, and Birthday Party Blunders
In this episode of Mismatched, Kristin and Danna dive into a mix of hilarious and relatable family chaos. From questionable lighting making them look “slummy” to their husbands’ not-so-subtle critiques, the conversation takes its usual comedic twists and turns. They discuss the challenges of driving with new teen drivers—especially when one dad decides to give an unsolicited lesson in horn-honking. Meanwhile, a debate about birthday party etiquette arises: should kids open presents at the party or wait until later? The hosts reflect on childhood traditions, sibling gift rivalry, and the ultimate aunt flex—buying the most obnoxious...
2025-02-26
22 min
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Travel Plans, Book Recommendations, and Unexpected Guests
In this episode, Danna and Kristin are back in the studio, catching up after a busy stretch of travel. Kristin is home for a while with no major trips on the horizon, while Danna is itching to get away somewhere warm. They chat about past conferences, including Kristin’s recent cooperative conference experience, where she unexpectedly earned “wife points” for attending a 7 a.m. session. A highlight of Kristin’s trip was an impromptu audience member—an older gentleman who unknowingly sat in on her podcast recording by the pool. After listening to the entire conversation, he compliment...
2025-02-19
21 min
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Taco Proposals and Tire Troubles
In this lively episode, Danna and Kristin dive into a whirlwind of topics, blending humor with everyday adventures. Here’s a snapshot of what they discussed: • App Mishaps: One host shares a hilarious story about accidentally purchasing an app named “Cockatoo” due to a transcription error, leading to a playful debate about its correct pronunciation. • Sponsorship Shenanigans: The conversation shifts to the quest for podcast sponsors, with a shoutout to local businesses like “Fire and Frosting” and “Rural Beans Grocery.” They humorously ponder their podcast’s popularity, joking about rivaling big names in the industry. • Family Fun: From a daughter’s creative “S...
2025-02-05
20 min
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Texas Tales, Snowy Slopes, and Cat Chaos
This week on The Mismatched Podcast, Kristin checks in from San Antonio, Texas, where she’s attending the American Farm Bureau annual conference. She gushes about the city’s charm, rich history, and famous Hotel Emma (spoiler: it’s fancy!). Meanwhile, Danna holds down the fort back home, surviving icy roads and a fun weekend skiing at Holiday Valley—complete with liquid courage in the form of Fireball shots. Other highlights include a $35,000 Farm Bureau prize for Ohio, a cat saga involving litter box victories and faux pregnancy scares, and a truly harrowing tale of flying with a v...
2025-01-29
18 min
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Bucks, Bets, Birthdays, and Beach Plans
Episode Highlights: • National Champs! The Ohio State Buckeyes have done it—National Champions! Danna and Kristin are riding the celebratory wave. Let’s Go Bucks! • Husbands on a Roll: Danna and Kristin share how their husbands turned $10 into a string of winning bets. While it’s not a regular habit, it’s definitely a funny highlight of their week. • Tom’s Faults Exposed: Danna dives into some of Tom’s quirks and flaws—but don’t worry, he fully owns up to them, making for some lighthearted and relatable moments. • Winter Chill: Subzero temperatures and snow are hitting areas that usually avoi...
2025-01-22
21 min
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CAT-tastrophe
Happy Birthday, Danna! Even though it’s her special day, we somehow didn’t mention it on the podcast—oops! We kick things off by talking about the epic 8-second bull ride from 22 Jump Street. Jack takes on the challenge, conquers the bull, and nails that buzzer. Meanwhile, “Tom the Tool Man” Geraci has been busy transforming a new space in the house as the kids prepare to switch rooms. Of course, this remodeling project comes with a bit of parental negotiation and differing opinions. Kristin opens up about the challenges of parenting teens and admits she...
2025-01-15
22 min
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“Lobster Tails, Renovation Fails, and New Year’s Tales”
It’s a brand-new year, and the girls are kicking it off the best way they know how – with food and stories! Kristin and Danna share how they celebrated the New Year, and let’s just say, these two never miss a good meal. Kristin talks about the top-tier cut of meat they enjoyed, while Danna spills the details of her first-ever trip to Red Lobster… in NYC, of all places. And trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss. But the new year isn’t all fun and food – Kristin might already be looking at so...
2025-01-08
24 min
Mismatched
Podcast Recap: Wrapping Up 2024 (or Kicking Off 2025!)
In this latest episode – whether it’s the last one of 2024 or the first of 2025 – Kristin and Danna are back, and things kick off with a little technical hiccup. Kristin accidentally hit the wrong button on the Rodecaster, sparking a fun throwback to their old intro. The duo dives into New Year vibes, with talk of “No Spend January.” But who’s actually committing to this? Tune in to find out which one of them is taking the challenge seriously (or not). When it comes to resolutions, Kristin opts out completely, while Danna prefers setting loose goals – but since she...
2024-12-31
22 min
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🎙️ Christmas Traditions
Join us on this fun-filled episode where Danna, Olivia, and Danna’s mom, Heidi, share their exciting trip to New York City. From diners to hidden gems, Danna’s got all the recommendations to make your NYC trip unforgettable. Meanwhile, back at home, Danna’s son Sam finds himself a girlfriend, and Joey manages to survive (and maybe even enjoy?) the spoiling from Bill and Kristin. You won't want to miss why Danna’s husband, Tom, ended up in hot water—poor guy! Kristin’s family celebrates a cozy Christmas in Carroll, surrounded by baby lambs...
2024-12-24
21 min
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From Big Apples to Fast Cars: Holiday Shenanigans and Surprises!
The countdown to Christmas is on! This week has been packed with excitement: • Danna and her family are exploring the Big Apple! Be sure to watch the Today Show this Friday to catch a glimpse of Danna. • There is a great meat debate this week. • Kristin’s Sam had the chance to drive a super cool sports car at top speeds while learning all about aerodynamics. • Bill is off to our nation’s capital for important farm work. • Meanwhile, Kristin has been busy delivering donuts and—believe it or not—getting stopped by the police… again!? • And we’ve...
2024-12-18
20 min
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Our Favorite Things
Christmas is two weeks away! This is our longest podcast ever and it happened by accident. Danna hijacked the episode with funeral talk. May sound drab but it is actually interesting sharing about how different religions remember their loved ones. From wakes to services we have it all covered. We even sneak in a little holy communion talk. Jack got his drivers licenses so now the Patterson’s have 3 kids on the roads….drive safe friends. Kristin left the house in her bathrobe and winter boots….praise Jesus she didn’t get pulled over. We saved the b...
2024-12-11
32 min
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3 Days and Done! Potty Training Tips from Danna**
Join Danna, a professional potty trainer, as she shares her successful methods. Meanwhile, Danna and Kristin recount their adventurous "FRYday," where they fried everything using turkey fryer oil! **Family Thanksgiving Tales**: Listen in as Danna and Kristin chat about their family Thanksgiving celebrations. Kristin pokes fun at Danna's garland and lack of Christmas decor, while admitting it takes her a week to get her own decorations just right. **Christmas Spirit**: From Christmas stockings to permanent outdoor lights, the duo discusses their holiday traditions. Kristin also shares her excitement about owning a one horse open sleigh...
2024-12-04
20 min
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Be Good or Be Good at It
Be Good or Be Good at It Husky voice Kristin is back in the house. Danna says Kristin needs to see a Dr. to cure her cold. The one time Kristin probably should have visited the ER everyone blew it off….she thinks she was roofied. The girls chat ladies lead and Congratulations to Campbell she’s came out on top. Fortunately Campbell’s pants were only temporarily lost in the mail. Basically this podcast is jam packed with fun tidbits you must listen too. Get Social with Danna and Kristin ! @localfarmmom | @dannagera...
2024-11-20
22 min
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Pulled Over
Kristin has a low voice and the girls are taking bets on how long till Danna gets sick. We had a very special call in…Ethel from Feed and Supply at the North American International Livestock Expo called for payment. Danna learns about a world she never knew existed at sheep shows. Do you know anyone who doesn’t drive? One of these girls got pulled over and you are not going to want to miss this story. Danna shares her love of the shoe and TBDBITL. Cousin Drew visited the girls on campus while they were tailg...
2024-11-13
20 min
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Never Been Used
Kristin has caught a cold! Her voice is headed out and Danna may be excited about the fact she cannot talk. The time change surprise Kristin, she was not prepared but enjoyed the extra hour. Nun jokes for that win, the girls friend shared a real funny. Christmas is coming and it’s time to start shopping. Do you do advent calendars? Campbell got Olivia one and it’s a fun one. The girls talk about words Danna never uses, she learned a new one. Let’s hope that when you hear this, the votes have been...
2024-11-06
24 min
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Expired
You may think this podcast has expired but we are still here chugging along. This is a fun light hearted episode that flies by. Danna can finally breathe a deep sigh that the wild season of Fall has passed. Danna is taking time to spend with her youngest to do fall things and Kristin admits she never took her kids to Santa. Kristin had a birthday and the mismatched pair went to an OSU game with some of Kristin’s friends. Danna had enough about sheep talk. Danna took a spill in the Market cooler and Kristin pick...
2024-10-30
22 min
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Johnny Apple Seed
Trick or Treat is almost here. Can you believe that November is next week!? If you do not have costumes ordered….here is your reminder. Kristin got carded at the grocery store and in the same week is asked if this couple in their mid twenties were her kids. Danna helps her realize that those kids could actually be her kids! State testing and the pressures that are put on the kiddos. Danna says Kristin needs to use the reminder app because she cannot remember to get everything , unless it’s on a list. Danna plays Johnny Apple Se...
2024-10-23
20 min
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TikTok Shop
Rain Rain Rain….NE Ohio sure is catching up on the rain deficit the past few days. The Patterson new metal roof is on and it sounds relaxing when all this rain hits the roof. Danna get her roof as soon as the rain stops. Kristin shares her latest Amish worker update. The gutter guy is no Willis…find out what his driver drives. The TikTok Shop has Danna hooked. She has been shopping it up with sorts of new finds. From the Amish straight to the Jewish culture. Everyone needs to watch the Netflix special Nobody Wants...
2024-10-16
22 min
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Exhaust(ed)
Kristin has a headache, from breathing in too much dirty diesel exhaust. These girls are not sleeping well and the Fall season has set in on the farm. The Patterson’s are getting a new root which has let to all sorts of interesting stories. Kristin on occasion walks around the house naked when no one is up. Danna apparently takes her top off to avoid getting in trouble with her husband….these girls have gone wild. Kristin had a near miss with their Amish crew and Danna’s secret credit card was found but her husb...
2024-10-08
22 min
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Bats are not Real
Happy mid week friends! We are so glad that you are listening today. Kristin took another trip to Amish country to pick up the latest batch of meat chickens. She shares her least favorite part of farming. She also shares that she hides something from her mother in law….its a sweet situation. Danna shares what she helps her father in law hide and again we see how these two are mismatched. Kristin visited the Golden Arches and ate an entire medium French fry….Danna would Love to eat a quarter pounder with cheese. Danna was se...
2024-10-02
25 min
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Personal Shopper
Danna may or may not have left conditioner in her hair. Happy birthday to Campbell Miriam and Kristin’s niece Hazel. The two cousins share a birthday, seven years apart. Kristin tried to pull a fast one on Bill but he didn’t bite. Danna has a person who does her personal shopping. The service is not cheap but it is really working out for her. Homecoming recap, all kids had a blast but these two moms are glad everyone survived. Get Social with Danna and Kristin ! @localfarmmom | @dannageraci183 | @themismatchedpodcast on Instagramh...
2024-09-25
21 min
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The Big E and Rod Stewart
Kristin just returned from The Big Evan’s Danna from a Rod Stewart concert. He opened for Billy Joel. Find out what the Big E actually is and learn about Danna’s mother in laws wild Rod Stewart story. Danna paid big bucks to park for a concert and Kristin slept on the floor of the Washington Regan airport. Neither of these ladies are making sound decisions this week. Danna won some cold hard cash on the Penny slots, her family started a new ladies tradition. Big week for the teens…Homecoming week, dres...
2024-09-18
21 min
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Pedicures and Pumps
It’s a morning podcast. We may have started with somehow not recording. Kristin had to drop her husband off at the airport at 5am so they did an early morning podcast. Grab your coffee or a glass of wine and listen in on this week’s episode. Kristin shares a gas station story and they discus pump etiquette. Homecoming dates and dresses. Wowza, it’s an experience sorting through all the dresses. Danna’s son had his first cross country meet and he had an amazing time. High School after parties….we g...
2024-09-11
20 min
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It Wouldn’t be FAIR
Get the county fair updates and the kids results. Danna came to the fair one evening and realized just how much she enjoys the livestock auction. Danna didn’t go to her daughter’s Varsity volleyball game and of course she got called in to play. One of the kids has a little crush and there may have been a HOCO ask at the FAIR. How cute and oh how awkward to watch your teens have relationships. It is quite cute however. Kristin is a ribbon thief…..not once but two times. Get Social w...
2024-09-04
20 min
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The Farm Version of Dance Moms
Danna is podcasting in her Jammie’s and Kristin is quite possibly the most disgusting she has ever been on a podcast. Some people vacation at the county fair. Danna cannot wrap her mind around the fact that some people love 4H so much that they use their days off work to volunteer and be with their kids to show. Danna goes to the fair for rides and Kristin goes to see the agriculture side. Gross jobs on the farm….if it’s dirty Kristin has probably done it. Danna is reconfirming her thoughts o...
2024-08-28
21 min
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Call the Exterminator
Kids pick up lines can be the worst. The girls kids are back to school and that means pick up lines for elementary kids and teen drivers on the road. Be careful out there with the change in pace. Danna actually has to get up and forgo her Today Show and coffee hour to drive her oldest two to school. Kristin will be sleeping in since her kids drive themselves…..if only she would sleep in. Hot breakfast verses canned cinnamon rolls. Not that there is anything wrong with Pillsbury, Kristin’s kids just have a different prefere...
2024-08-21
20 min
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Danna goes Viral on Hudl
It’s been an interesting week, from Danna and her big spill to Olivia and Campbell podcasting from band camp. This episode will not disappoint. The Patterson crew had a Mediterranean meal prepared by Campbell with all the items she brought back from Greece, it was a delicious experience. Someone has a customer crush….listen to find out who it is. If you are still reading this you are a dedicated listener, Kristin yawned her way through the podcast and is really on empty thinking of creative word’s to describe everything that they talked about in this...
2024-08-14
21 min
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Twister
New location and Danna and Kristin switched sides for podcasting .Twisters, power outages and lots of down trees. That can’t stop these two from podcasting. Kristin survived the Ohio State Fair and a trip to Ohio Military Kids Camp today on Kelly’s Island. They got off the island before they shut down the ferry. Kids are busy in school activities but tomorrow due to no power there are no activities. Danna has been busy interviewing teens to work at the Market and Farm. Some of the answers these kids give are entertaining. Teens h...
2024-08-07
20 min
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Ocean Pee
Kristin has never been more excited to podcast! We raz Bob from @Rogish Farm a little, it’s almost time to go cut sunflowers! Danna turned her blueberries from Rogish Farm into delicious blueberry muffins. Danna does occasionally bake from scratch, she likes to pretend she doesn’t but she can! It is @OhioStateFair time friends. Now through Sunday August 4th. Danna does not get showing animals and Kristin tries to explain why this time honored horrible dirty gross process of raising meat chickens is worth it. 😂😂 The girls chat a bit about dealing with all sort...
2024-07-31
21 min
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Picky Pam
Danna flew the coop and she and her fam are in Marco Island enjoying some beach and family time. It’s an odd topic but funeral clothes shopping is a thing. We discuss Danna and her families shopping habits, matching vacation outfits and more. Birthday gifting giving, Danna’s sister in law is a great gifter and all her kids got Gooder sun glasses, look them up, they are fun and fashionable. It’s that time of year parents…get those school physicals done and turned in. Kristin got all the kids forms mixed up and it was a...
2024-07-24
21 min
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Ghosted
It’s the final week before 4-H Summer project judging. This is thr worst week ever in houses with multiple kids and multiple projects. Danna’s family is officially a 4-H family making posters and buying stocking up on rubber cement. GPS, do you follow it when it switches up your usual route? Bill and Kristin love to give good gifts. We gave the Geraci boys both gel blaster guns for their birthday. If you listened to last week’s episode you know Mr. Branch (kids band director) was our guest. He treated us to cupcakes. This week...
2024-07-17
21 min
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Chop Chop
Danna got her hair chopped and it looks so cute just like a Karen. Danna talks about some new TikTok, reel things that’s gone wild and Kristin thinks it’s appropriate. We talk Costco surprises and Danna went to Costco looking like she just rolled out of bed. What do you do on your day off? Find out what Danna did. Kristin and her family have been Horsing around and Jack had a big first this week. It’s the All American Sheep show in that state up North, Kristin’s kids will be celebrat...
2024-07-03
21 min
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Blackstone vs. Border Leicester
What does cheese burger fried rice and Border Leicester Bottoms have in common? NOTHING absolutely nothing. You may even say what is a Border Leicester, it is a breed of sheep. The girls Friday nights were vastly different. Kristin and the kids had the trifecta of sheep shows and Kristin tried to get wild and have a pool party with the 9 and under crowd. She nearly missed her kids show. Danna spent her weekend being friendly with people attending concerts and living her best life. Kristin learned all about NASCAR while in Charlotte at the Hall of...
2024-06-26
23 min
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Punishment
Punishment Remote Podcast alert. Kristin is on a trip with Bill that is not a vacation but Danna says when you sleep in a hotel with your husband and no kids it’s a vacation. Kristin refuses to wear shorts but in this extreme heat she had to and she blinded Danna with her white legs. It’s strange but true, Kristin has reached the point in her life where she wants to start tracking her parents. Life 360 here you come for parents. Danna says her Mom will not agree to it but Kristin thinks her parents...
2024-06-19
24 min
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Frosting and Fire
Hello Everyone! We hope you are having a wonderful week! Tom and Danna try to have a conversation while the girls are taping. This is how busy everyone has been, they see each other during the podcast. Mr. Branch the best Music teacher ever stopped by the Patterson Farm to check out the playground with his kiddos. He has a cupcake and hot sauce business that Kristin didn’t know about. Kristin loves toddlers and select elementary kids, she had a blast entertaining the kids on the playground. We talk about going to the Dentist. Danna final...
2024-06-12
21 min
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Kristin Goes to Camp
This week has been full up lots of up and a down for Danna and her family with the loss of her Grandpa. Find out what Pitutes means and why it’s special to her. Danna share about her experience Retreat 21 celebrating her little brother’s wedding. AU is the symbol of gold and Kristin’s highly intelligent husband has a little funny. Kristin share about Camp Ohio one of Ohio 4-H camps that Jack is currently at and she visited this week. She is back to driving up and down 71 as a hobby with all t...
2024-06-05
22 min
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The Chipmunk Chase
Long days…have any of you had those lately? We all have them let’s face it, it’s part of living. Strawberry season on the farm and it’s the berry sweetest of seasons. Danna doesn’t do mornings and she has to get up extra early. Kristin is wearing stickers on her face, they are Frownies, check them out, Kristin loves them. Strawberries sometimes get bad press. They make the top of the Dirty Dozen list each year. We set the record straight on food safety in America. A woman could eat 453 servings of strawberries in one day w...
2024-05-29
21 min
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The Graduate
Parker Graduated from 8th grade, do we really need all these graduations? Danna shares her view and I know it’s shocking but the mismatched pair may agree on something. What do you do if your phone rings at a public event? One person thought they should answer it on speaker. We may have reached an all time low and discuss weaning of rabbits, we is used loosely it’s really Kristin. Danna confirms again she is not sure why she is friends with a person who has to check rabbit nipples. Kristin went t...
2024-05-22
20 min
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Beefing
Danna has had a day and well she and her husband are beefing. Kristin is talking gardening and shared how she did not turn water into wine but did turn two plants into 7. Kristin also runs a little plant nursery hospital which has turned into an entire new bed. It’s sort of shocking but Danna has a real green thumb and really enjoys vegetable gardening. Italian Roma tomatoes are her thing. Danna declares she does not want to be friends with people, she needs a people less moment. She also needs a time out from her...
2024-05-15
20 min
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3 Little Pigs
Danna got a new grill! She is rearranging her backyard to make room for some new beds. She’s really turning over a new leaf. Role reversal. Kristin left the farm looking 1/2 way put together and Danna looks like she works at a farm. TikTok verses reels…which one is better and why? Forget Amazon shopping, Danna has moved on to TikTok shopping. Meghan Markle is releasing strawberry jam….it’s interesting. Kristin thinks she and Harry have purchased a farm and they are farmers. Danna thinks it’s all weird and Kristin pronounces it incorrectly the entire po...
2024-05-08
22 min
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Danna has the Sheetz
Danna picks apart Kristin’s outfit again. Kristin worked outside all day in the dirt. Danna reached an all time high, she got hit on by a homeless man. We share some families funnies when it comes to aging diseases. While the disease is horrible sometimes you have to laugh in order to cope. The Geauga County Maple Festival is coming up, it’s the last weekend in April. Crazy schedules well we have them….life is hectic. Balancing getting everyone every, it is tough at times, deep breath! Everyone needs a friend they can call...
2024-04-17
24 min
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Puke and Rally
We hope that you watched the solar eclipse, it was amazing! Kristin’s sister and family came over to watch the eclipse. There was some puking in the kitchen sink, listen to find out what happened. Danna had a very traumatic experience and called Kristin with a 911 emergency. She needed her at her house stat. Kristin ignored the call because she was playing on the playground at Patterson Fruit Farm. We need to know all about if your kids buy or pack lunches. Buying school lunches is getting pricy. Preteens and Sephora…we talk about the 80/90’s equival...
2024-04-10
19 min
Mismatched
Kristin Embarrasses Danna
Happy April Friends! Family holiday meals….we go over them and there is a pattern of repeat meals at family gatherings. We finally got to talk Disney! We share some Disney pro tips and Danna talks about her entire family doing Disney together. Travel stories are shared and they are not all bad but they certainly are not all good. How do you book your flights, we want to know. Find out which couple run errand’s together and it’s not Danna and Kristin. You read the title, there is a lot of picking on...
2024-04-03
21 min
Mismatched
Happy Spring- It’s a Ducks Life
Happy Spring! Spring has arrived and in NE Ohio we got a fresh new coating of snow. It is National Agriculture Week! We love farmers! It was also poultry day this week and we celebrated by incubating 3 new white bantam call ducks. This has been a part time job for Kristin. Danna seems un invested but she loves it! Kristin walks around with a duck in her coat but swears she would never let it sleep in her room. They talk puppies verses babies and ducks. Kristin’s cat got herself into some trouble, she loves the turk...
2024-03-20
19 min
Mismatched
100 Podcasts: Podcasting without Pants
We are celebrating 100 episodes of the Mismatched Podcast. Kristin brings Danna a gift that really popped! In fact it caused Danna to podcast without pants. There is some recapping of the girls favorite episodes. You asked for it, this episode is extended in length. Over the years there has been a of poop talk, it comes along with a friend who has gastrointestinal issues. Pre School moms listen up for a a pro tip for dealing with all that “special” school art projects. Shaving vs. Waxing, Tom had a run in with a razor. We cover hot new...
2024-03-06
47 min
Mismatched
Bad Bras and Lift Kits
This episode is the 99th episode of our podcast! Next week we are going to plan BIG THINGS. No clue what they are yet but….it will be BIG. Danna wore a bad bra and Kristin suggested that she needed a new one. It was all out of the kindness of Kristin’s heart. She thought she may get a shopping trip in. 🤪 This sort of sounds like a pick on Danna podcast but she really makes it pretty easy. Between Kristin and Danna it was discussed that they would have quite the model figure. ...
2024-02-28
19 min
Mismatched
Sharing is Caring
It’s official Kristin caught the crud from Danna. Danna is a real giver….she has officially infected her family and Kristin. There is no video this week because Kristin flew the coop again and is on a beach in Florida at a “farm conference” and Danna does not know how to operate the equipment. So many laughs about the Super Bowl , you need to listen to hear the dissection of the game from start to finish. Danna also gives a lesson on how to bet and Kristin shares her version of betting. Danna’s youngest sa...
2024-02-14
19 min
Mismatched
Good Clean Fun
What do low raspy voices and omelettes have in common? Absolutely nothing and yet somehow they ended up on the podcast today. Danna’s sick, Kristin is tired together these two may equal one whole person. They are recovering from their ski weekend, Danna survived with only one face plant, Kristin laughed and decided it was best to keep skiing and allow her to recover without an audience. Showers, we share shower stories and don’t worry, they are clean. Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismatchedPodcast YouTube https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6...
2024-02-07
20 min
Mismatched
The Big Experiment
The Big Experiment The girls are back recording together in their studio aka Danna’s living room. Who likes to be the super Aunt? Danna and Kristin both think they are the best Aunts, it seems their nieces like the uncles better. Ski season is here, find out who is a pro on the slopes. One looks like she really knows what she’s doing. Who’s heard of Kamut? Kristin visited the Food Nanny shop in Salt Lake City. Danna is doing a science experiment to see if she can tolerate Kamut ancient grai...
2024-01-31
22 min
Mismatched
Market Price
Broadcasting from Ohio and Salt Lake City this is a split episode. Kristin is in Salt Lake City at the 105th American Farm Bureau Convention. Earlier in the week the girls hit the Atlanta Gift Mart to shop for Patterson Fruit Farm. Plan your visit because there are some cute things headed to Chesterland. Dover Sol…. Maybe the best food Danna and Kristin have ever eaten, we share about our 5star dining while in Atlanta. Kristin may have gotten tricked into a not so good place to stay. Listen to hear how this all unfolded. Danna i...
2024-01-24
21 min
Mismatched
Budgets and Beauty
Can these two really go together? We talk the beauty care industry and how the media is grabbing these girls at an early age to suck them into products. Kristin shares a product she has gotten sucked into on social media. It’s a local company so it must be good right!? Frownies…check them out Danna shares some of her budgeting travel secrets. She has a code, ask her for it! Amazon has some fun influencers that Kristin ordered an outfit from, it arrives this week so let’s see if her budget outfit is...
2024-01-10
23 min
Mismatched
Danna Redeems herself
Well right from the start Danna makes sure we all know that she does not wear Grandma underwear all the time. Did you know there is actually an online snow day calculator, there is and it’s pretty accurate at getting kids hyped up for no school. Safety is very important to us, this Mispatched pair went through First Aid training and they are ready to save lives if necessary. What to look for in people who have food allergies, know the symptoms of your close friends and family who have them so you can act fast. Check...
2023-12-20
21 min
Mismatched
2006 Called and They want Your Ringtone Back
It’s time to Deck Your Halls. Hanukah starts this week and Christmas is just around the corner. Hanging of the greens is a special time for Kristin, Danna does not share the same excitement. There is one thing Danna and Kristin can agree on, you will have to listen to find out what these two actually have the same view on. Cats Cats Cats….Kristin is a little obsessed with her new barn cat Scarlet. She’s becoming a crazy cat lady. Find out what the girls favorite Holiday Decorations are and what Danna thinks of...
2023-12-06
20 min
Mismatched
Girl Math
The weather in Ohio has been soggy. Find out why these two ended up in Home Depot. Back in the dating stage of Bill and Kristin Bill was less than a stellar host. Kristin was left out to dry….and not with a towel. Do you hide money from your spouse? We don’t recommend it but sometimes it makes for a good podcast. Find out how Kristin makes money doing laundry. Danna realizes mid podcast she has lost $200 don’t worry it’s been found and not by Danna. Girl Math….Dannas Dollars...
2023-10-18
20 min
Mismatched
Yolks on You
Another episode that will crack you up. We are so thankful for our listeners and supporters. This is a very important week in the Patterson house. Campbell turns 16, this means she can take her drivers test. Kristin compares Danna to a scrub daddy because she can be so abrasive. Chocolate fountains are popular at parties…learn what kind of chocolate does not need oil to operate properly. Breakfast casserole, who doesn’t love one. which mom don’t you think is the casserole type. Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismatchedPodcast YouTube ...
2023-09-20
20 min
Mismatched
Just Say No
Fall is here ready or not. We are not ready but yet ready for Fall. We chat about our favorite seasons and our busy seasons of life. Danna fights the reality that she enjoys her more rural roots. Listen about Danna’s first country concert and her ride to the event. She scooted around Columbus. We hit up the Wayne County Fair and judged Lead Line…a wool/ sheep promotional event. Garment construction is important, we talk hemlines and share our differences in opinions. SLOW DOWN…Kristin doesn’t know how to do this and Dann...
2023-09-13
19 min
Mismatched
Lucky Charms and Red Lights
Lucky Charms caused our podcast to have an abrupt pause. Who uses going to the bathroom as an excuse to get out of something? It’s a pretty common trend it seems. Spain’s soccer federation let their head coach go as a result of some allegations of misconduct. We chat about some of our personal experiences and what is and is not acceptable. This tuned into PDA with Danna and then rolled into teenagers. No butts about it we talk about the Red Light District and how Kristin have a talking to some teenage boys. This then led in...
2023-09-06
20 min
Mismatched
Mid Week Faircast
Our first ever mid week podcast. We are recording before a studio audience at @thegreatgeaugacountyfair. Kristin loves the fair more than most people. Danna is learning what the county fair is all about…livestock and people. She used to think it was about food and rides. We set the record straight with our very Special guest Sutton Pikor. Sutton is a Patterson Fruit Farm employee and a Senior at Lake Catholic High School. He also happens to be the Geauga County Fair King. Sutton shares about the fair and how he became the Fair King. If y...
2023-09-02
22 min
Mismatched
Danna and Diarrhea
Fall Danna and Fair Kristin have arrived. We talk everything from concession stand drama and diarrhea. You will have to listen to see who has the diarrhea and what Fall Danna and Fair Kristin actually mean. Who would ever have thought you needed to price match your location concession stand. We had no clue before High School that it was a thing, we are learning the ins and outs of concessions at the football game. E88….raise your hand if you know what it is and use it. Ohio Corn and Wheat Growers partnered up w...
2023-08-30
20 min
Mismatched
Clams and College
Who the heck has ever heard of a clambake? It is totally not a Midwest thing but in NE Ohio it’s a thing of Fall. Next to @PattersonFruitFarm is the hottest thing to do during the Autumn season. Back to school happened for all our kiddos and it went as to be expected. A few forgotten things and trying to figure out where classes were…it was a typical back to school year. Danna had her first “are you Olivia’s Mom?” while volunteering in the football concession stand. Dorm life…do you think it’s ok if Kri...
2023-08-23
20 min
Mismatched
Danna gets the last word
For the 1st in the history of our podcast Danna gets the last word. It’s back to school time in our houses and the hustle and bustle has hit us. Danna lectures Kristin on time management, she’s just jealous that Kristin is so good at it. Raise your hand if you house is a total disaster. Kristin has made a complete mess in their house organizing. Get Social with Danna and Kristin ! @localfarmmom | @dannageraci183 | @themismatchedpodcast on Instagramhttps://youtube.com/@themismatchedpodcast4078 (https://youtube.com/@themismatchedpodcast4078)
2023-08-16
21 min
Mismatched
The Patio Podcast
We started podcasting while the sun was beginning to set and well life happened. We had this beautiful patio podcast backdrop and Danna spilled her drink on the computer, it stopped recording. Take 2 honestly turned out better than our first go. It’s all about Back to School. Time management and structure are things we are all going to learn in the next few weeks as kids go to school. It was load out meat chickens and turkey night, Danna supervised this job and really doesn’t like the meat chickens. Who has forgotten their c...
2023-08-09
20 min
Mismatched
The Trailer Episode
Some may be thinking The Mismatched Podcast may be making a movie with this episode title but don’t worry we are literally chatting about a stock trailer that hauls livestock. Danna was appalled when Kristin asked her if she wanted to camp in her new trailer. Much like country music the trailer is growing on Danna. The @ohiostatefair is here and if you are in Ohio you must visit the fair, it runs through August 6th. How do you and your significant other negotiate deals when making major purchases? We chat sales tactics and how...
2023-08-02
19 min
Mismatched
Backseat Lovers
There was no lovin but lots of memories made with Campbell and Olivia when we tried to see the Backseat Lovers in concert at Kemba Live in Columbus, it was a road trip to remember. Kristin has a secret talent of drinking red-bull and still falling asleep like a person with narcolepsy. Listen to learn what life lessons Danna and Kristin were able to teach their daughters while attending the concert. Kristin is more of a bad passenger than backseat lover, there is not much Danna loves about Kristin on a road trip. Brea...
2023-07-26
22 min
Mismatched
The Raciest Eulogy Ever
If you don’t listen to this episode after that title you are missing out. Kristin has never heard a eulogy like the one Danna gave and she is sure she will never experience one like it ever again. Kristin gives her new favorite Netflix binge and we all better enjoy the shows we have because with this Hollywood strike tv may never be the same again. Guess who has a pet bearded dragon, some pay backs were due. It is quite the episode, don’t miss out. Get Social with Danna and Kristin ! @loca...
2023-07-19
20 min
Mismatched
Express Yourself…but not really
We recorded a few days earlier than usual because well…Danna and Co. hit the beach. We hope you find this episode piercing because we sure do. Noise rings and tattoos…where do you stand? We want to know. Danna reveals an old dirty habit too. Kristin used to go on dates with 5 men all at the same time…find out what her Sunday school teacher used to tell her about dating. Good old family reunions, as a child you loath them but as an adult you learn their importance. Speaking of family and reunions, Danna lost her OG this...
2023-07-12
23 min
Mismatched
Happy Birthday America!
Happy Birthday America! The 4th of July is a happy time for our nation, parades and apparently poop. Danna talks candidly about what happens when she supports our local economy when enters certain stores to shop. Kristin freeloaded all weekend off her friends at a sheep show and then continues freeloading off Danna. She really didn’t freeload btw. The Fast Food Draft takes place and apparently Kristin’s favorite place doesn’t count since it’s not a chain. The great debate of butter and catsup. Plus breaking news Danna now likes country music! Get...
2023-07-05
20 min
Mismatched
Farmer for a Day
Hugs all around from Danna. We get deep trying to understand why she dislikes human touch so much. Kristin was a guest on with our previous guest Jamie Sullivan. Watch out Jamie Kristin may be coming for your job 🤣. Kristin shares an easy 4th of July snack made from watermelon and blueberries. Danna learns what it is like to be a farmer for a day while Kristin was out of town. Lets just say she has a new appreciation for the people who raise her groceries. Overall it’s a good episode…Danna loves to wear her overalls. ...
2023-06-28
20 min
Mismatched
Pick Me I use Fowl Language
ok! Who knows/knew that there was such a thing as a “pick me girl”? Supposedly it’s a thing but we are not buying into it. Find out what it means to kids these days. This episode contains some Fowl language, Danna is bothered by Kristin’s farm talk. We go over all the poultry terms for birds of various ages. We finally had a few minutes to do the Danna Kristin Potato Draft…big stuff here, no food tastes as good as a potato. This is a direct lead into potato’s that sprout…ca...
2023-06-21
19 min
Mismatched
Anchors Aweigh
We have our very first in person guest on the podcast. This episode we welcome Emmy nominated news anchor @jamiesullivantv aka @mommyanchor on instagram. She may be more widely known in and around Cleveland on @Channel19news but we know her best as a friend and momma from our small town. We talk 3am wake up calls…hitting the snooze button, real life as a mom of two small boys and no coffee….this must be a typo. Who knows a keyboard warrior? We do, how do we address those who choose to be a little le...
2023-06-14
27 min
Mismatched
G.O.A.T Scams
This one is a doozie, Danna talks forever about her #TaylorSwift ticket experience. Learn from her mistakes and if it sounds too good, it probably is. We can laugh now because it’s all ok. Does and kids crossing the road…sounds like the start of a joke but it was the real thing from Tom and Danna last night. Kristin saved the night and stopped and used her sheep wrangling skills on a momma pigmy goat and her babies. Basically if you are still reading this we are a hot mess but it’s our realit...
2023-06-07
20 min
Mismatched
Dirty Jobs
Working at @PattersonFruitFarm has its perks but it also has some not so desirable jobs. Danna takes the cake with her latest responsibility at the farm. Speaking of cakes…we have a new found hobby you too can take part in while shopping at @Costco. Costco we really think we should partner because well it’s a good pairing. Long John, what do you think of when we use this word? @localfarmmom thinks of one thing and Danna another. Listen to hear what this word really means. Get Social with Danna and Kristin @localfarmmom | @dannage...
2023-05-24
20 min
Mismatched
Snow White and the Chicken Whisperer
Fighting with your spouse, and belt bags start off our podcast. It may be worth a youtube view to see that Kristin forgot she has been wearing her favorite belt bag from @remnants in Chagrin Falls. Danna saves the day with what her sister in law thought was a distressed chicken. In all Danna’s poultry experience, she tells us what the chicken was really doing. Kristin has been spending a lot of time digging in the dirt preparing for Sam’s graduation party and 18th Birthday. Get Social with Danna and Kristin @loc...
2023-05-17
20 min
Mismatched
Racing to Sephora
Podcasting before a live studio audience. We have some teenagers watching us podcast…who are we kidding they left right after we mentioned them. This episode is jam packed with all things Kentucky Derby. Who is your race pick? Kristin hosts a party and it’s always a fun time celebrating the fastest two minutes in sports. Bill had some eye surgery at the Cole Eye Institute, they let Kristin watch, it made her day. Danna has a rotting root and got a root canal and ended up on a day date with Bill and...
2023-05-03
21 min
Mismatched
Cutting the Cake
We start our podcast censored by our husbands….they were not completely wrong but we had a very good work related story they didn’t think we should share. It was good, maybe next week we can sneak it in. Danna has all kinds of tooth troubles, we all know she’s a pain in Kristin’s tush sometimes but this time she’s got legit pain. How do you cut cake? Turns out Danna thinks there is wrong and right way. Food and Wine Spectator shares a “pretty cool way” to cut a cake. https://yout...
2023-04-26
21 min
Mismatched
Episode 52: Podcastaversary
No one has been hurt and we are still friends after one year of podcasting. Who has heard of #crumblecookie? we do a little tasting. When was the last time you cleaned out your fridge and pantry? Kristin found something from 2018 in her fridge and her fridge isn’t that old. That’s gross. Learn what food will never expire, Danna share her food for thought. We are still looking for guests, not even Kristin’s husbands ex wife wanted to be guest 😂. Yes Danna asked and she politely declined. Danna loves chickens...
2023-04-19
21 min
Mismatched
Spring Break Baby!
Danna is spending Spring break pretending to be Kristin. Kristin broadcasts live from The Happiest Place on Earth. Danna is spending Spring Break playing turkey farmer. We talk tipping, cows and our friends in the service industry. Listen to the end, there is a great visual description of Kristin’s husband on vacation. Family time is the best time, no matter where you spend Spring Break. Get Social with Danna and Kristin ! @localfarmmom | @dannageraci183 | @themismatchedpodcast on Instagramhttps://youtube.com/@themismatchedpodcast4078 (https://youtube.com/@themismatchedpodcast4078)
2023-03-29
23 min
Mismatched
Blowouts and Backwash
If you want to feel like better parent, take a listen to this episode. We share some of our personal blowout experiences, we don’t mean blowouts at the dry bar either. We feel like we are the kind of people who like to share…find out what Danna and Kristin will not share. Get Social with Danna and Kristin ! @localfarmmom | @dannageraci183 | @themismatchedpodcast on Instagram
2023-03-15
20 min
Mismatched
Happy Day Happy Danna
If you have been a listener for long you know that Danna usually gets her way. Not a bad thing but she finally discovered her secret gift…she loves her husband. Kristin was once a cover girl and find out which cover she made. Get Social with Danna and Kristin @localfarmmom | @dannageraci183 | @themismatchedpodcast | Instagram https://youtube.com/@themismatchedpodcast4078
2023-03-08
21 min
Mismatched
Doggone Good- Home Depot Dating and Hens
What You need to know about this episode. Kalahari Waterpark was taken over by a bunch of Ohio Farm Bureau Young Ag Professionals. Home Depot and Target dating is trending for all your single pringle’s out there. Hits 1 radio said it on the morning mash up, it must be true. Are egg prices on the rise? Kristin sets the record straight. What do Costco, Tractor Supply and Purina have to do with this convo? Listen to hear their Mismatched take. Grocery Cart concus...
2023-02-01
21 min
Mismatched
Danna’s One Night Stand with Paris Hilton
Danna just got back from celebrating her birthday on a cruise where she may or may not have had a one night stand??????? Don't tell her husband! hahaha! And in normal Kristin fashion, she has shockingly embarrassed her children. Again.
2023-01-18
20 min
Mismatched
Danna is back from Disney
She's back and she brought her tips, tricks and that's about it....Plus Kristin has tips of her own on Christmas Trees! Come hang out and welcome Danna back!
2022-11-30
21 min
Mismatched
Danna & The Sheep Are Getting Their Hair Done this week
Danna is alone again and Kristin is doing the Sheep Shearing at the fair! Come listen as we still cannot figure out how we are friends.
2022-10-12
21 min
Mismatched
Can you guess what Tom & Danna Do Every Night?
Tom and Danna really are quite crazy! Can you imagine?! So much fun this week!
2022-09-21
21 min
Mismatched
At the Fair!
KRISTIN IS ON LOCATION! Join us as we fumble through trying to navigate this system and having Kristin not here with Danna. More importantly, Danna has her personal space back! Only for a week...
2022-07-27
20 min
Mismatched
Virginity Rocks
Kristin and Danna are as always completely opposite in this episode and completely all over the place! Come hang with us and listen to our crazy shenanigans!
2022-07-20
22 min
Mismatched
Danna Doesn’t Nail It
Who loves their #jeep? Kristin can't seem to remember the jeep wave. She can however remember to lock the vehicle when the doors and top are removed. Did you know there is more than one way to put on a bra? Who knew, but in true fashion, Danna and Kristin do it opposite. Danna's #fastfive are pretty pathetic but as always we laugh and have a fun 20 minutes.
2022-07-06
21 min
Mismatched
What’s in your Ear?
Kristin and Danna's weekly craziness continues with everything from an Otoscope to summer drinks.
2022-06-15
20 min
Mismatched
Going to Prom
With it being Prom season, you can imagine that Kristin and Danna may have had differing experiences with their proms (not so long ago!)
2022-05-11
21 min
Mismatched
Meet Kristin & Danna
Episode 1-Introducing Danna and Kristin! We cannot figure out what we're doing so come join us and laugh at us along the way!
2022-04-19
15 min