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The ParrhesiansSpeech, Sight, Sacrifice: Signs of a Healthy ChurchSend us a textIn a previous episode, Peter, Pastor Nate, and Kyle discussed how we measure church health and vitality. What does it mean that a church is healthy? What does it look like for it to be sick? They continue this exploration by providing several signs for what makes a church healthy. Such as, - The congregation's words are more informed by the Word than the world. They speak less like Moabites and more like the ancient Israelites. The Pharisees don't have their tongue but the Prince of Peace.- The c...
2025-07-0734 min
The ParrhesiansWho's In Charge Here?Send us a textHe’s got the whole world in His hands. Your mother. Your girlfriend. Even Kamala. He is the true "Govenator." And He shares His power. He raises His people up and gives them responsibilities. He passes along His keys and expects His Church to use them (Matthew 18:18).But the modern church just likes to swing them around her finger. She doesn’t even know which doors they open and close. In this episode, Peter, Pastor Nate, and Kyle talk about the politics of the local church and using...
2025-05-0247 min
The ParrhesiansMembership in Negative WorldSend us a textYou can’t claim to be a Christian if you don't go to church. Likewise, you can't claim to be a member of Christ's Body if you don't read your Bible. Just call yourself a "pagan," have a coke, and smile. In this episode, Peter, Pastor Nate, and Kyle discuss the political importance of the local church. Specifically, we dive into the topic of membership and what it has to become in Negative World. The bar for membership has gotten so low it’s like we’re playing Limbo. Anyone a...
2025-04-041h 32
The ParrhesiansSpecial Edition VII - The Finale Part 1Send us a textIt's been 18 months since the Presbytery of the Alleghenies formed an Administrative Commission to "help" our church secure the peace, unity, and purity of the congregation. But instead of help, our congregation experienced conflict, lawfare, and abuse of power at the hands of EPC leadership. On Sunday, January 26, 2025, the church voted to disaffiliate with the Evangelical Presbyterian Church. The vote passed 106 in favor, 13 opposed, with 89% approval. The conflict is over. Join Nate, Peter, and Kyle in Part One of this special edition of The Parrhesian Podcast, as they...
2025-02-201h 15
The ParrhesiansSpecial Edition VII - The Finale Part 2Send us a textIt's been 18 months since the Presbytery of the Alleghenies formed an Administrative Commission to "help" our church secure the peace, unity, and purity of the congregation. But instead of help, our congregation experienced conflict, lawfare, and abuse of power at the hands of EPC leadership. On Sunday, January 26, 2025, the church voted to disaffiliate with the Evangelical Presbyterian Church. The vote passed 106 in favor, 13 opposed, with 89% approval. The conflict is over. Join Nate, Peter, and Kyle in Part Two of this special edition of The Parrhesian Podcast, as they...
2025-02-201h 17
The ParrhesiansResisting TyrannySend us a textIn this special edition of the Parhessian Podcast, Peter, Kyle, and Nate take on the mantle of The Layman as they discuss the recent Presbytery of the Alleghenies meeting held on Saturday, September 21, 2024. Sadly, there are many concerning issues to report. The POA not only continued its abuse of power, but there is evidence of evangelical dark money flowing into the denomination, sympathy for open borders, erosion of ordinational standards, continued disregard for constitutional fidelity, and more. In fact, the situation has become so bad, that it appears as th...
2024-09-251h 26
The ParrhesiansConformationSend us a textBaptizing babies in the church always leads to the necessity for confirmation. Confirmation is a process by which young men and women learn what it means to be a believer in the Lord Jesus Christ and what it means to be a member of the church. This time-honored approach to training and confirming our youth in the faith is known as catechesis. Catechesis (a biblical word that simply means “to teach”) is the church’s ministry of grounding and growing all the people of God in the great doctrines of our faith an...
2024-09-091h 18
The ParrhesiansInfant Baptism and American RevivalSend us a textIn this episode of The Parrhedsian Podcast, Peter, Kyle and Nate discuss how a return to the practice of infant baptism may actually be the key to Christian revival, not only in America, but also in the church and in the home. https://theparrhesians.com/
2024-08-2756 min
The ParrhesiansPracticeSend us a textAs Coach Herm Edwards once said (famously)...“You play to win the game.” But you can’t win the game (with all due respect to Allen Iverson) if you don’t practice. Practice is important, it’s important for sports, it’s important for music, it’s important for almost every endeavor in life, including our life in Christ. Christians must practice their faith, and that means engaging in any number of spiritual activities, including the practice of spiritual disciplines. But practices and disciplines are not necessarily the same thing. Why is tha...
2024-08-1447 min
The ParrhesiansThe Sin of SamenessSend us a textWhen it comes to the church today there is too much sameness. Sameness is a real problem. But what does that mean? What is too much sameness? First, we need to clarify that sameness is not the same as conformity. Conformity isn’t a problem; the problem resides in the pattern after which the church is being conformed. Is the church today being conformed to Christ or to the pattern of this world? The Bible commands us to not conform to the pattern of this world but to be transformed by the renew...
2024-07-281h 37
The ParrhesiansFreedomSend us a textWe just recently celebrated the 4th of July, and our country finds itself in an election year where everyone seems to be saying that the fate of democracy is on the line. What better time to think Christianly about the subject of freedom. What is freedom? Where does it come from? How do you possess it? How does the Bible define it? These are all good questions to ask, so join, Nate, Peter, and Kyle as they talk about freedom. https://theparrhesians.com/
2024-07-101h 12
The ParrhesiansThe Theopolis ReportSend us a textIn this Special Edition of the Parrhesian Podcast, Nate, Peter and Kyle discuss the POA’s report on the Theopolis Institute and Dr. Peter Leithart.Your link to the report: https://theparrhesians.com/2024/05/30/the-theopolis-report/https://theparrhesians.com/
2024-06-111h 33
The ParrhesiansThe Essential ChurchSend us a textIs the church essential or non-essential? Does the Bible really teach that the church should occupy a place of primacy in our lives? Is the church really fundamental to our Christian identity or is it really just supplemental? In 2020 the Covid-19 pandemic caused society to shut down. And when society shut down, questions arose about what institutions in our culture were actually essential and which were non-essential. Many states in our country determined at the outset of the pandemic that the church was in fact non-essential and mandated closures.
2024-05-1343 min
The ParrhesiansRacism and the EPCSend us a textThe Evangelical Presbyterian Church recently released a document entitled “A Pastoral Letter of Racial Lament and Hope.” The paper is a pastoral word to the denomination regarding racism and the EPC’s response to this very real and serious problem. The paper was disseminated to churches in the EPC for review as well as response. The Stated Clerk of the EPC offered comments about the paper here. Peter Chace, Kyle Bennett, and Nate Devlin all read the paper and found it to be significantly problematic. They believe the paper reflects much of the wis...
2024-05-021h 41
The ParrhesiansThe System Is DownSend us a textYour system is perfectly designed to get you the results you are currently getting. As Christians, we are called to think Christianly, but every once in a while Christians should think a little bigger, especially about the systems that we create or the conditions in which we live. The world is full of unspoken and unseen systems that help govern the world and our lives. As Christians, what do we think about the system around us, such as education or human sexuality? What do we think about culture or tradition? Hospitality or ci...
2024-04-1554 min
The ParrhesiansThinking ChristianlySend us a textBeing a Christian in our world today is hard. It is made all the more difficult when Christians fail to think in a distinctly Christian way. Join Peter, Kyle, and Nate as they discuss Harry Blamires book The Christian Mind, what it means to think Christianly, and why Christian thinking is so important. https://theparrhesians.com/
2024-03-2635 min
The ParrhesiansWhat is Parrehsia?Send us a textKyle, Peter and Nate finally explain what Parrhesia is and why it matters today.https://theparrhesians.com/
2024-02-1513 min
The ParrhesiansWhat is a Pastor?Send us a textIn this Special Edition of the Parrhesian Podcast, Nate, Peter and Kyle discuss a recent article in Christianity Today entitled Above Reproach? Fewer Americans See Pastors as Ethical and the erosion of pastoral confidence in the culture.https://theparrhesians.com/
2024-02-1553 min
The ParrhesiansThe Coup DocumentSend us a textKyle, Peter and Nate have a few thoughts about the coup document below:God’s plan for the congregation to take back Beverly Heights EPCWe the congregation of Beverly Heights EPC have become aware of a plan by our current pastor, Nate Devlin, and a small group of leadership including the elders, to move our church alliance from the Evangelical Presbyterian Church to another denomination/ group called Theopolis. While the basic teachings of this group seem solid, there are other teachings that that are in conflict with our ba...
2024-02-1551 min
The ParrhesiansPassing it OnSend us a textKyle Peter and Nate discuss what it means to pass on the faith to the next generation.https://theparrhesians.com/
2024-02-1547 min
The ParrhesiansWhat Is the Point of My Salvation?Send us a text“People's lives come to ruin not because they pursue intrinsically evil states, but because they prize lower goods to the neglect of higher goods.” Byron I. Bitar, Classical Christian Worldview: Ethics Worship is job number one. But that viewpoint is not shared by the therapeutic church, which endeavors to make us feel good, nor by the missional church, which seeks to repopulate the church and perpetuate itself. The worshipping church, however, seeks to glorify God and have a people formed after the image of Christ. Such format...
2024-01-2353 min
The ParrhesiansHow Did it Go Wrong?Send us a textIf evil pervades the church, you should not shrink back from breaking with the church organization, and you should not rest until Zion is revived. ~ Abraham Kuyper (1883) In this Special Edition, episode 2 of the Parrhesian Podcast, Nate, Peter and Kyle discuss the challenges within the local church, opposition they’ve faced in their home church, and why they are seeking to leave the Evangelical Presbyterian Church.https://theparrhesians.com/
2024-01-111h 09
The ParrhesiansHow Will it End?Send us a textIf evil pervades the church, you should not shrink back from breaking with the church organization, and you should not rest until Zion is revived. ~ Abraham Kuyper (1883) In this Special Edition, episode 3 of the Parrhesian Podcast, Nate, Peter and Kyle discuss the challenges within the local church, opposition they’ve faced in their home church, and why they are seeking to leave the Evangelical Presbyterian Church.https://theparrhesians.com/
2024-01-1153 min
The ParrhesiansHow Did This Start?Send us a textIf evil pervades the church, you should not shrink back from breaking with the church organization, and you should not rest until Zion is revived. ~ Abraham Kuyper (1883) In this Special Edition of the Parrhesian Podcast, Nate, Peter and Kyle discuss the challenges within the local church, the opposition they’ve faced in their home church, and why they are seeking to leave the Evangelical Presbyterian Church denomination.https://theparrhesians.com/
2024-01-1154 min
The ParrhesiansWhat is Parrhesia anyway?What is Parrehsia? Join Nate, Kyle, and Peter as they describe what Parrhesia is and why it is so vital for our church and our world today.
2024-01-0453 min
The ParrhesiansA Theology of FriendshipSend us a text"True religion, in fact, is a kind of friendship: it is friendship of character with God. In short, friendships of character bond us to God and to each other now and forever, and perfect our nature." Byron I. Bitar, Classical Christian Worldview: Ethics Does the church rightly understand friendship? Does it possess an adequate theology of friendship? Or is the church confused about friendship? Has the category of friendship been coopted in the church by the “gay Christian” agenda? Theologian Wesley Hill claims in his book Spiritual Friendship: Finding Love in th...
2023-12-2737 min
The ParrhesiansCritical Theory and its DiscontentsSend us a textIn December 2022, Peter Chace, Kyle Bennett, and Nate Devlin sat down to record Season One of The Parrhesian Podcast. Sadly, those recordings were buried under the tyranny of other pressing matters in church and life. They were buried but not forgotten. The recordings resurfaced this week when Christianity Today published its 2024 Book Awards. Book of the Year was awarded to Christopher Watkin’s Biblical Critical Theory: How the Bible’s Unfolding Story Makes Sense of Modern Life and Culture. When the book was released last year, it prompted a lively (critical?) conversation among the Parr...
2023-12-191h 01
If you had to though#999 - Two Funerals and a weddingWe're on our penultimate episode!
One more and the witches curse will be broken!!!!!
In this matrimonious episode, Nathan is invited to the wedding of the century and Kyle has an epiphany at the hot dog factory.
Life and death is in the balance in this super fun fact filled spectacular!
Remember: Bank that fact!
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of...
2023-03-1049 min
If you had to though#998 - Kyle and Nathan save ChristmasWe set the winter scene
We have a jolly choice
We must decide on the CORRECT Christmas answer!
In this weeks Christmas themed spectacular, Kyle and Nathan figure out the true meaning of Christmas before debunking classic children's Nursery rhymes.
Nathan is again visited by the Krampus who gives him a rather terrifying choice, whilst Kyle travels all the way to the North Pole to steal from Santa himself.
Please enjoy two heart warming tales in our latest festive podcast extravaganza!
Join us on our nonsensical Christmas journey filled...
2023-01-0244 min
If you had to thoughGodzillion Dollar Ideas - A Christmas HitGozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan invent a classic Christmas hit!
2022-12-1715 min
If you had to though#55 - Jelly on a rollercoasterComing at you in technicolor, 3D and 4K!
This week Kyle and Nathan live their best lives, before crashing horribly to the ground.
You learn what letter comes before K in the alphabet, Nathan visits the zoo and Kyle visits the happiest place on earth.
We also warn you all about the most horrific monster known to man, a monster that the people in charge don't want you knowing about!
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us...
2022-12-0849 min
If you had to thoughGodzillion Dollar Ideas - A Courtroom DramaGozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan invent a brand new Courtroom Drama
2022-11-0917 minIf you had to though#54 - The Jolly Jonny BanditsIn this weeks stunning episode, Kyle and Nathan first discus the film Rubber and decide to begin a brand new podcast as well as inventing their own TV series. Then we recount Nathan’s eighteenth where he was visited by his evil fairy god mother.
Kyle meanwhile heads to the bloody high mountain and learns the secrets of kong foi!
What will we get up to next ay?
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
2022-10-2850 min
If you had to thoughGodzillion Dollar ideas - Another monster collection video game franchiseGozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create another monster collection video game franchise
2022-09-2725 min
If you had to thoughGodzillion Dollar Ideas - A comic book superheroGozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan invent a comic book superhero!
2022-09-1518 min
If you had to thoughGodzillion Dollar Ideas - A hip new cooking showGozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan invent a hip new cooking show!
2022-09-0116 minIf you had to though#53 - My pretty pink princess pantomime playhouse plethora platypus platformWe have a veritable feast of facts for you in this weeks big bumper bonanza episode.
This week we discuss Nathan's move to London town and confirm that yes, Kyle is from Brazil!
Nathan then using his new Satanist powers must transfer his soul into one of this years hottest new toys.
Then Kyle is abducted by Aliens and forced to fight in an alien arena.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong....
2022-08-1642 min
If you had to thoughGodzillon Dollar Ideas - 3 Panel ComicGozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a 3 Panel Comic
2022-07-2815 min
If you had to though#52 - The Misadventures of Kyle the Smile and Explosive JosephIn this weeks explosive episode, get the deets on Kyle and Nathan's upcoming album drop!
Nathan's two TV's are then struck by lightning bringing to life his most cherished television heroes, whilst Kyle gets abducted by secret agents and is forced to become some sort of killing machine.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
2022-06-1347 min
If you had to thoughGodzillon Dollar Ideas - A Fresh New MemeGozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a Fresh New Meme
2022-05-0510 minIf you had to though#51 - Condoms and ChampagneAfter we alienate our entire audience you get to find out all about Nathans Friday traditions at the office in the latest episode of our podcast.
This week Nathan is given a task of biblical proportions, whilst Kyle must choose between the sea and the sky, both of which he claims to have big plans for!
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then pl...
2022-04-2147 min
If you had to thoughGodzillion Dollar Ideas - Mobile Game AppGozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a Mobile Game App
2022-04-0711 min
If you had to thoughGodzillion Dollar Ideas - A 90s Saturday morning cartoonGozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a 90's kids Saturday morning cartoon.
2022-03-2018 minIf you had to though#50 - The Theory Of EverythingIn our latest episode Nathan is visited by a robot and is tasked with a time travel related dilemma, meanwhile Kyle is kidnapped by an old enemy and forced to choose a terrifying fate! Also did you know Nathan has read the Theory of Everything?
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twit...
2022-03-0350 min
If you had to thoughGodzillion Dollar Ideas - A New SportGozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a new sport!
2022-02-0921 minIf you had to though#49 - Don't Forget Your SalmonIn this latest episode, we discuss the harsh messed up world of Thomas the tank engine before Nathan dons his green spandex suit and jumps head first into the ring to take on the universes most fierce fighters.
Meanwhile Kyle realizes that whatever he types into his latest novel is starting to become reality!
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t li...
2022-01-2951 min
If you had to thoughGodzillion Dollar Ideas - An Advert for SoupGozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a new advert for Soup
2022-01-1314 minIf you had to though#48 - TWOTINANNYIt's been two whole years since we started the If You Had To Though Podcast, so what better way to celebrate than with our very own TwoTinanny!
Kyle and Nathan host a prestigious party with ten thousand well known celebrity's and bring in special guests from the past two years of the podcasts, we meet old friends, hated enemy's and plenty of ex-wives.
So crack open that bottle of Champaign, grab your selection of various breads and Jams, throw on your best suit and get ready for the celebration of a lifetime, with Kyle and...
2021-11-2653 minIf you had to thoughGodzillion Dollar Ideas - A new breakfast cerealGozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a new breakfast cereal!
2021-11-1216 minIf you had to though#47 - The Witch of Egypt (STOP)In this exciting episode, we discover why Kyle and Nathan must podcast to episode 1000, then Nathan is taken to a strange secret meeting by his reformed neighbor and repenting arch enemy Mr Winters and his life partner Cornelious Whiskers.
Kyle's son Geoffrey then plays a prank on him causing society as we know it to be changed dramatically forever putting Kyle in a very powerful position.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything th...
2021-10-2841 min
If you had to thoughGodzillion Dollar Ideas - A new form of TransportationGozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a new form of Transportation.
2021-10-1619 minIf you had to though#46 - Mac N CheeseIn this weeks multi toned episode, Kyle pitches Nathan some gold ideas before launching into Nathan's drug fueled tale of wonder through Billy Bonkers crack pot factory. Meanwhile Kyle looses his job and searches the purged world for a new role in life.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitt...
2021-09-3043 minIf you had to thoughGodzillion dollar ideas - Depressing British dramaGozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a depressing british drama
2021-09-1520 min
If you had to though#45 - Diary of bullshitThis week Kyle and Nathan discuss meeting up in person for the first time since before the podcast began and going to the most magical of lands.... M&M world!!!
Nathan goes drag racing and ends up in a terrible accident whilst Kyle struggles to answer the age old question of brains vs beauty.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t li...
2021-09-0447 min
If you had to thoughGodzillion Dollar Ideas - Dating show for NetflixGozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a dating show for netflix!
More episodes for free here: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
2021-08-2015 minIf you had to though#44 - Toast GunIn this weeks disgusting episode, we talk more nonsense than usual, Nathan and his bestist friend in the whole world William Butterfly go on a romantic holiday together, whilst Kyle decides its time for the final addition to his growing family, a new pet.
Who smells deliciously of butter, who is the Cow Cow? Find out the answers to these tantalizing questions and many more!
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that ex...
2021-08-0446 min
If you had to thoughGodzillion Dollar Ideas - Feel good hit of the summerGozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a brand new feel good hit for the summer!
More episodes for free here: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
2021-07-2214 min
If you had to though#43 - Zombie Jurassic ParkPraise be to Peter the Podcast god in this latest episode of our jam packed show.
This week Nathan turns his life around and becomes a saint and is visited by an angelic being who bestows interesting life and death powers upon him, whilst Kyle enters his quacking duckletts into the international, interspecies dance championship in the united nations. Will they win, will they loose it all and be baked into a pie, tune in to find out.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if...
2021-07-0944 min
If you had to though#42 - The Apple HandlerAs everyone knows Nathan is a Z list celebrity and as such is appearing on 'I'm a Z list celebrity, get me the hell in there.'
Meanwhile Kyle reaches enlightenment and explores other peoples lives and his very own dreamscape.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitt...
2021-06-2447 min
If you had to though#41 - Bladder of steelWARNING: Psychedelic content!
This week Nathan travels to America and tries to win his dream car.
Meanwhile Kyle finds a glorious house of cheese that is certainly not a trap.
Who is hand's Mcgee? Who is tiny Timothy, who is Kyle, where are we, is this the real life, is this just fantasy?
Find out the answers to all of these pressing questions in this fun filled romp.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, yo...
2021-06-1047 min
If you had to though#40 - Council of pigeonsJoin the Cute one and the Charming one in this weeks thrilling episode.
We see the return of the stoner aliens, talk about space weed, the most potent of all the weeds and Kyle is tricked by an old enemy resulting in adrenalin fueled chaos!
We discuss family sayings and crests, and of course try to win over the grand council of pigeons.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that ex...
2021-05-2651 min
If you had to though#39 - Kyle Killed a rainbow (Guest host - Jess Evans)It's TIME for this weeks episode, this TIME guest host Jess receives a very magical TIME related package in the post and her whole world is changed forever.
Kyle Meanwhile travels to the greenness of Ireland and kills a rainbow.
So sit down on your throne of cash and have yourself a wonderful TIME!
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please do...
2021-05-1350 minIf you had to though#38 - If you had to though The MusicalBuffy did it, Scrubs did it, now it's our turn.... it's time for the musical episode of 'If You Had To Though'
This week Nathan takes pills and gains super powers, whilst Kyle takes up the role of director.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find more episodes for free on our patr...
2021-04-2947 minIf you had to though#37 - Millions of Geoffrey'sThis week, Kyle and Nathan discuss the video games they are currently playing, what the correct plural of soup is, the toys R us theme, and possibly changing up the artwork for the podcast!
Nathan is then invited over to his neighbors house but a pleasant meal doesn't quite end how he expected.
Then Kyle and his six wives decide to adopt a child, but witch Geoffrey to choose?
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wr...
2021-04-1644 minIf you had to though#36 - Blessed around the world in eighty days (The pope and vampire chronicles)In this weeks episode, Nathan is forced to move into some new accommodation, but it is not exactly what he is imagining. Meanwhile this could be Kyle's last episode, as death is creeping ever closer, then after a freak accident has to make a tough choice in how to live out his remaining days.
Also we discuss the pope and vampires.
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2021-04-0151 min
If you had to though#35 - This is March 2021Please enjoy this episode, recorded and released on the exact same day in March 2021.
This week Nathan dies and so does Kyle.... is this the end for the podcast, listen in and find out in this fun filled romp filled with all the handsome Pete's and Chads you could wish for!
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2021-03-1850 minIf you had to though#34 - Nippleman KyClimb aboard bon Jovi’s robot horse and gallop forth into this week’s thrilling episode!
Nathan follows the plot of a superhero movie and gets bitten by a radioactive spider,
Kyle becomes a hideous nipple man and after an eventful night at hooters, meets an old friend he once knew in another dimension.
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2021-03-0448 min
If you had to though#33 - Gerald's House of FleshAfter readying their kidnap victims Kyle and Nathan delve into their strange weeks.
Nathan has lost his vast fortune due to a fluffy polar bear named Father Tom and is required to get a job, but during this recession there are only two options available to him.
Meanwhile kyle lounges about in cheese hammocks and has a run in with the mole people.
Will they defeat the threat that is lollypop ladies or will they suffer at the hands of fate, only time will tell on this latest thrilling episode.
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2021-02-1846 min
If you had to though#32 - Smurfeys LoreIn this weeks episode we discus the intricate lore surrounding the Smurfs and then Nathan is magically sucked into his brand new TV.
Kyle meanwhile gets himself kidnapped by some old acquaintances and must face a sound based conundrum. There are many pregnancy scares, fights, proposals, deaths and births all in the very same pub, so make sure you tune in week after week for more realistic content.
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2021-02-0349 minIf you had to though#31 - Howling Snow 2 - The Babening (explicit Christmas special)It's that time of year again, the snow is howling, the Krampus is growling and everything is the Babening!
Nathan has failed to mend his ways and is visited yet again by an old foe, meanwhile Kyle creates an abomination resulting in biblical consequences!
Enjoy our second Christmas special filled with all that explicit material that you've come to know and love!
Festive fun and heart warming tales for the whole family to enjoy, ( Warning: Not suitable for most people)
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2021-01-2147 minIf you had to though#30 - Crushed by a CowIn this weeks tragic episode we find out that Nathan is suffering from a very rare and very real affliction, meanwhile Kyle is visited by Zeus himself and granted special new powers.
So grab your green sheep, jump into your Papier-mâché robot suit and get ready for a thrilling romp.
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2021-01-0757 minIf you had to though#29 - Podcasting glovesStep into the ring and throw on your podcasting gloves as we duke it out in this weeks latest knockout episode!
This week Nathan smuggles himself aboard a pirate ship whilst Kyle reaches enlightenment causing him to leave his old body behind!
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2020-12-2452 minIf you had to though#28 - One tenial (Part 2)The second part of one One-Tenial celebration!
We figure out the final chapters of our stories and come fully up to date with where we are now and how we got here.
Let the festivities continue and enjoy the thrilling conclusion to our year long celebration!
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2020-12-0951 minIf you had to though#27 - One-tenial (Part 1)It's been an entire year since the podcast launched, we celebrate our one-tenial with a close up examination of how we came to be the people we are today, we discuss our backstory's and then examine how our lives have changed during the year.
Part two coming soon...
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2020-11-2658 minIf you had to though#26 - Salt and vinegar crispsIn this weeks episode, we learn the true way to a woman’s heart, Nathan is punished for his fowl language and public nudity and at his school reunion kyle is toxically mutated to an old foe.
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2020-11-1251 min
If you had to though#25 - Mr ChiddlefreightIn this weeks chilling episode, Nathan gets a new job working as a PA on popular children's show Chiddle corner but ends up in the nightmare realm.
Meanwhile sensing the end of the world Kyle decides to jump to a new universe, but will it be to the dream world he's been imagining?
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2020-10-1650 minIf you had to though#24 The ninth drug of the nightGet PUMPED and do your 21st pull up for today's radical episode, full of all the sex, drugs and rock n roll you can handle!
Nathan gets vocal problems during one of his rock and roll concerts and Kyle has his lunch money stolen by an eight year old girl and seeks his revenge!
Down with the man!
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2020-10-0152 minIf you had to though#23 - A spicy situationGet ready to sing the Badger game song, take your mint condition Nathan out of his original packaging and join in with all of our much loved, ever present classic catchphrases in this latest fun filled bonanza of a podcast.
This week Nathan goes in for some much needed plastic surgery and becomes a celebrity icon whilst Kyle enters into some illegal badger fights resulting in him meeting a wizard and a walrus who is also a wizard.
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2020-09-1747 minIf you had to though#22 - Mummy and her babiesNathan is busy working on the handsome report when his office is attacked by sentient Lava, to gain refuge he must take on one of the toughest choices of his life, meanwhile Kyle gets into a drunken bar fight resulting in being cursed by a leprechaun. We gain audio commentary and there's a lot of talk about the game; oh the game, so many wonderful times at or during the game and that person who did the thing in the game, joyous memories.
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2020-09-0359 minIf you had to though#21 - Drunken SlumberlandGet some righteous rightness from two righteous right dudes in this latest magical episode where Nathan upsets an all-powerful genie and ends up getting himself cursed, then Kyle decides to get hypnosis from his therapist after years of frog related trauma. After being hit repeatedly in the face with a fish he is a changed man.
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2020-08-2046 min
If you had to though#20 - Toms chainsaw and BBQThis week there's not one but two returning guests joining Kyle on the chaise lounge.
Guests Nathan and Jess travel to a theme park where they encounter a chainsaw loving clown.
Later Kyle becomes Jurassic park and must bring back an extinct animal.
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2020-08-0649 minIf you had to though#19 - Fact sandwichIn this fact filled episode, Kyle and Nathan hit you in the face with a mighty bunch of fact sandwiches and come up with brand new phrases that have always been in fashion.
Nathan then gets abducted by some old enemies and ends up with a difficult choice to make on some very strange islands.
Kyle meanwhile takes a bath and ends up with super powers!
We also go all scientific and discuss the butterfly effect and what it all truly means!
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2020-07-2350 min
If you had to though# 18 - King of chickensIn this weeks thrilling episode Kyle is joined by Amy Lyne, school technician and runner of red lights.
After ending up in court with a crusty old judge Amy must choose a life altering implant.
Kyle meanwhile travels the world eventually finding a famous lost city before ending an entire civilization.
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2020-07-0942 min
If you had to though#17 - Boned FishKyle is joined by guest host and karate ninja James who upon testing his new super powered suit ends up in a spot of bother.
Then we accidentally turn into the sonic the hedgehog fan podcast for half an hour before Kyle gets caught cheating at a 16bit video game and falls into a world of craziness himself!
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2020-06-251h 01If you had to though#16 - SPAMIn this weeks episode, Nathan has some success on the ponder dating app, but ends up with two dates on the same night; classic sitcom madness ensues - Kyle explores the sewers and finds the secret underground kingdom of the crocodile men; after insulting the crocodiles and their way of life he is sentenced to perform one of two tasks. What could they be?
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2020-06-1851 minIf you had to though#15 - The SkumpIn this crazy new episode, Kyle gets new glasses, Nathan gets an intriguing letter from a Nigerian prince, Kyle talks about his new glasses, Nathan heads to the local skate park, Kyle gets new glasses, Nathan has to make a crazy youtube video and Kyle gets new glasses!
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2020-06-1156 minIf you had to though#14 - Claws and Fangs(There were some weird audio problems with this episode but I've managed to cobble it back together somehow, hope you enjoy the fruits of all my sleepless editing efforts)
Claws and Fangs, Claws and Fangs, everybody loves, Claws and fangs!
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2020-05-2854 min
If you had to though#13 - Omnipotent CurryIn this unlucky episode number 13 Kyle is joined by not one but two guest hosts: Ashley and Kaylie and even a special hidden guest too.
This means you get three scenarios for the price of two!
We begin our journey when a mad scientist kidnaps Ashley and Kaylie after a night of hard-core raving and their lives are changed forever.
We all go on one big holiday together and after some body mutation Kyle upsets the entire universe incurring the wrath of an all knowing being.
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2020-05-1449 minIf you had to though#12 - Frost girl and farty mc face faceWhilst out on a drunken binge Nathan decides to get a unique tattoo when tragedy strikes; we give a sneak peak at our nine thousand dollar tier podcast, Kyle knocks over an old witch, gets cursed and possibly ruins the entire universe
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2020-04-301h 03If you had to though#11 – PRISON BREAKNathan is back on the podcast calling from a secret undisclosed location.
In this special episode we discover all about Nathan’s tragic backstory and find out exactly how he managed to break out of a maximum security prison!
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2020-04-161h 02
If you had to though#10 – The Lollypop Lady of the ToiletsWith Nathan safely in prison for another week Kyle and guest host Jessica Minshull get into some scrapes of their own.
Whilst trekking through a foreign country Jess falls in with a group of tribes people who have a unique initiation for her to perform whilst Kyle commits murder on his way to get ice cream and ends up having to make a tough choice of his own.
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2020-04-0238 min
If you had to though#09 – Nothing really mattressWith Nathan currently in prison, Kyle has found another Nathan to help out with the podcast! Kyle and guest host Nathan Greensmith talk disappointing birthday gifts, dinosaur aviary’s and the awfulness of people named Brad.
Nathan try’s out two new potential jobs that could change his life forever, whilst Kyle encounters a talking shoe….
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2020-03-2750 min
If you had to though#08 – God egg (Guest host - Oliver Whiteley)Get four scenarios for the price of one in this egg filled adventure! Kyle and guest Oliver talk Pokémon theory and stumble upon an intriguing question, Oliver is then visited by Egbert god of eggs and Kyle has to decide on his new role in life before being thrown out of a portal to likely doom.
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2020-03-1858 minIf you had to though#07 – Beautiful moonIn this latest donkey arsed episode, Kyle and Nathan discuss the planets of the fourth dimension and the looming war on orphan city. Kyle shows off his scientific skills in bounce technology and a fall down a rabbit hole leaves Nathan with a unique new body size. Gotta catch all those bridges!
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2020-02-281h 04If you had to though#06 - The bowling ball of justiceWelcome to orphan city, in this latest issue of Nathan’s favourite comic book we discover obscure new words like Mortarboard and shallot. Heroes and villains origin stories are revealed, Kyle gets his face in a magazine and Nathan gains super powers!
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2020-02-191h 08
If you had to though#05 – Howling snow (The blood soaked Christmas special)In this elaborate game of would you rather, Kyle and Nathan create their own fantastical and unique Christmas movie. Nathan goes on a psychotic murder spree for a full hour and Kyle finds his one true love. It’s the perfect Christmas episode, with talk on hardcore drugs, skinning Santa Clause and multiple bloody murders!
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2020-02-191h 10If you had to though#04 – The ballad of Legs McBootieIn this elaborate game of would you rather, Kyle and Nathan discus crochet croquet and Dragonforce’s latest hit song. Nathan then takes a fateful cruise and Kyle makes a hard decision that will affect the future of his cashew empire forever. You’ll want to give your top dollar to listen to this gem of an episode. Continuity galore!
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2020-02-191h 04If you had to though#03 – The boy who cried badgerIn this elaborate game of would you rather, Kyle and Nathan discus crafting hedge sculpture animals, cinema etiquette in the UK, their upcoming murder mystery novel, training ducks for the ballet and try to use their imaginations to pretend that it is Sunday instead of Saturday!
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2020-02-191h 06If you had to though#02 – An ignorance of cowsIn this elaborate game of would you rather, Kyle and Nathan discus potential theme tunes for the podcast, stoner aliens who are definitely not crazy, going back in time and rewriting harry potter, gripping slogans, medium Jim and of course buck buck buckaroos!
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2020-02-1950 minIf you had to though#01 – Operation kangaroo tattoo!In this elaborate game of would you rather, Kyle and Nathan discus the pros and cons of wolf whistling at gangsters sisters, fighting rabid kangaroos, the joys of wearing crotch-less trousers and taking mystery pills that could potentially regrow a penis!
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2020-02-1945 min