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That’s immortali-TEA, my darlingsS01:E14 - Making ’Spence’ of it allIn this week’s episode, Season One Episode 14 ‘Careful What U Wish 4’, opens on that video of Alison which Lacey by now is tired of seeing. The girls are studying it with varying reactions ranging from questioning (Hanna) to downright devastated (Emily). Although they all seem to want to take it to the police, they can’t help but bicker.
Enter Ian in his first of many creepy appearances. Despite his face being RIGHT THERE on the laptop the whole time, he either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care about the incriminating video. Still the girls, and Lacey, a...2023-12-161h 19That’s immortali-TEA, my darlingsS1:E13 - Naughty Ol’ PamFor anyone who is currently studying the Weimar Republic in History, this episode is for you! Lacey discloses a tip that helped her get a B, let us know if it helps!
Both your hosts are feeling boozy in this episode and have come prepared. After her failed attempt, Lacey re-tries treating you to a segment of ASMR which thankfully is successful!
The episode opens with Spencer guest starring as Gollum, she is listening in on Melissa and Ian’s conversation but she quickly retreats back to her bedroom before she gets...2023-12-081h 31That’s immortali-TEA, my darlingsS01:E12 - His Royal A-ness, Noel Kahn of Creepy SmilesvilleAs we cross into the halfway point of season one, Yasemin reveals she’s sick. “Speaking of sick people,” Lacey begins the episode entitled ‘Salt Meets Wound’. “Hanna’s returned home from the hospital.”
Confined to a wheelchair, Hanna has to knock down half the contents of the upper kitchen cupboards for some pop tarts. Instead of a sweet treat, however, she is served with cold, hard cash inside a box of lasagne which culminates in a hard discussion between Ashley and Hanna.
Emily is having her own mummy issues as dinner with Maya at the Fields house...2023-11-241h 10That’s immortali-TEA, my darlingsS01:E11 - Forget Alison DiLaurentis, where’s Sean Ackard?Everyone’s favourite word has returned in episode 11, yes you guessed it…’PEDO’. Much to Lacey’s dismay, Ezra is back to being a regular character and there is no sign of him disappearing again. We have a chaotic start to this episode as Lacey decides to treat us to a smooth session of ASMR but in fact, drastically fails and ends up covering her laptop in Diet Coke.
The episode itself opens with Hanna being carted away in the ambulance and Aria spotting the only man who was invited to the party, Noel. But he wasn’t invited, so...2023-11-171h 17That’s immortali-TEA, my darlingsS01:E10 A car’s revenge: The MusicalYou know in every show there’s that randomly inserted musical episode that you probably usually skip? Yeah, this is that episode. “It’s episode 10, double digits,” Lacey sings offkey to welcome you to the recap of the season one episode entitled “Keep your friends close”, as sung helpfully by Yasemin. “Just thought I’d carry it on,” she adds. No, really, this is a running joke throughout this episode. Protect your eardrums.
Ian makes his official introduction to the series as the girls’ new field coach, and we learn through Spencer that he broke Melissa’s heart back in the day...2023-11-121h 29That’s immortali-TEA, my darlingsS01:E09 - Wilden gets smacked down by feminismThe ninth episode of Pretty Little Liars Season One is entitled The Perfect Storm but as Yasemin points out it’s “the perfect storm that never ends… and that we never see”. Lacey concedes that it’s dark, at least, and both hosts admit the lighting choices made them both question the time of day throughout the show.
This episode centres around the SATS, beginning with a study sesh in the Hastings house with Spencer, Hanna, and Aria. While Troian studies her lines – er, Spencer studies her cue cards, Hanna is relentlessly bugging Aria about her non-existent relationship...2023-11-041h 26That’s immortali-TEA, my darlingsS01:E08 - Who The F*** is Tom Sawyer?Caught up in their success of securing the highly sought after tickets for the UK leg of Taylor Swift’s Eras tour, your hosts begin this episode in a fluster as they struggle with its’ title. The eighth episode of season one is officially known as ‘Please Do Talk About Me When I’m Gone’ - but if you ask Yasemin, it’s please don’t talk about me when I’m gone and in Lacey’s case - she’s abandoned the English language all together, switching up her b’s and d’s like a primary school child learning to write...2023-10-271h 23That’s immortali-TEA, my darlingsS01:E07 - Pretty Little StalkerThe seventh episode of Pretty Little Little Liars, titled ‘The Homecoming Hangover’, picks up right after homecoming, of course. Yasemin begins the episode talking about the last week’s cliffhanger ending that was “the best thing ever”. Perhaps another hangover is brewing as the podcast’s new drinking game makes a return. Lacey is overjoyed to see a ‘Go Sharks’ sign only one minute in, whilst Yasemin yet again remains sober for another episode.
The opening scene is of Aria, Spencer and Hanna rightfully panicking, but Yasemin won’t give up a chance to mock them as they’re pran...2023-10-201h 12That’s immortali-TEA, my darlingsS01:E06 – Jenna Marshall is lost“Don’t you just love a homecoming episode?” begins Yasemin, although neither of these Brits actually know what a homecoming even is. “If you’re American, let us know what it means,” she adds. The sixth episode of season one, entitled “No Place like Homecoming”, begins with the liars giving Aria an intervention which means we’re treated to a flashback, much to your hosts’ disgust. “Spencer saves us all,” Lacey says with relief when Spencer tells her friends that she’s going to take her country club boo, Alex, to homecoming and for a moment Pretty Little Liars is just like any other teen...2023-10-131h 35That’s immortali-TEA, my darlingsS01:E05 - Yasemin loses it“I’m going to be bloody smashed at the end of this,” laments Lacey as she and Yasemin introduce a new drinking game in the fifth episode of season one of Pretty Little Liars, Reality Bites Me. To play along at home, listeners need only to take a sip every time there’s a mirror shot… of which there are many. Your hosts could only hope the alcohol would numb the pain of the horrors of this episode.
No man is safe from Yasemin’s wrath as she begins by ripping Byron Montgomery to shreds, mocking his parenting an...2023-10-061h 50That’s immortali-TEA, my darlingsS01:E04 - Aria’s Cat Stuffing Aunt RuthS01:E04 – Can You Hear Me Now?
Your hosts Yasemin and Lacey continue to be baffled by the geography of Rosewood as well as the early 2010 graphic design choices featured in this episode as the girls finally do what viewers have been screaming at them since episode one – block A!
This episode features a wonderful story about Aria’s definitely-not-crazy Aunt Ruth and the liars’ scary attention to detail when it comes to shades of red, as well as the answer to a question everyone has been asking: Does Hanna Sail? It also debuts the first S...2023-09-291h 37That’s immortali-TEA, my darlingsS01:E03 - Click clack, Toby’s back!S01:E03 – To Kill a Mocking Girl
Yasemin and Lacey are back with a more reasonable length of podcast, although one certainly filled with excitement as the girls gear up for the party of the year and Detective Wilden really hones in on the important things like Hanna’s yearbook photo and the real reason butter is so spreadable.
This episode introduces Noel Kahn and Toby Cavanagh as well as the return of Byron’s lover, Meredith, and includes not mosquitos, but NATS!
As usual, the liars’ lives are plagued with drama. Spencer shows no...2023-09-221h 33That’s immortali-TEA, my darlingsS01:E02 - Not all men are creeps (but most of the Rosewood ones are)S01:E02 – The Jenna Thing
Despite declaring the episode one where “nothing happens” your hosts Yasemin and Lacey manage to cook up a two-and-a-half-hour deep dive into its faults, all the while pondering the burning questions you want to know the answers to: What’s on the Apple Rose Grill’s menu? What do the PLL parents do for a living, exactly? And finally, what the heck is the Jenna thing?
This episode features the introduction of two new characters, an overzealous stink bomb, some questionable fashion choices, and even more questionable behaviour from men too old to...2023-09-152h 17That’s immortali-TEA, my darlingsS01:E01 -The ”Iconic” PilotHoly crap, it’s the first episode!
Your hosts Yasemin and Lacey relive the first ever episode of Pretty Little Liars and its iconic characters: Ali “The Missing” DiLaurentis, Spencer “Jailbait” Hastings, “Hefty” Hanna Marin, Aria “Teacher’s Pet” Montgomery and the other one, what’sherface? Oh, Emily Fields.
Listen as they detail all the iconic moments from Ali’s disappearance, Aria’s extracurricular activities, Hanna’s sticky fingers, Spencer’s (sorry, Melissa’s) new boo, and whatever the hell is going down in Emily’s neighbourhood.
Free bursa sac massages to everyone who rates and reviews...2023-09-081h 18That’s immortali-TEA, my darlingsIntroducing That’s Immortali-tea, my darlings - a Pretty Little Liars PodcastWelcome to That’s Immortali-tea, my darlings - a Pretty Little Liars recap podcast.
Get to know your hosts, Yasemin and Lacey, as they talk about their history with the iconic teen show and what to expect as the podcast progresses.
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2023-09-0116 min