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Destroy All ChildrenThe 2024 Golden GizmosIt is time, once again, to review what we considered the best games of the preceding year. Just, uh... Ignore that tumbleweed moseying on by.
REVIEWS OF GAMES MENTIONED, IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER:
Arctic Eggs - Larry
Astro Bot - George , Larry
Crow County - George
Dungeons of Hinterberg - Larry
Final Fantasy VII Rebirth - George
Home Safety Hotline - George, Larry
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle - George
Kunitsu-Gami: Path of the Goddess - Larry
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Destroy All ChildrenBig Money Podcastas Episode 2: Big Money RustlasIn the second, and final, episode of Big Money Podcastas, Larry and George review 2010's Big Money Rustlas, directed by Paul Andresen. Despite being, in their estimation, a massive improvement upon the first film, it's actually rated lower on IMDB. I'm not sure why... ICP fans are known for their discerning taste, after all. Now let me take a swig of this ice-cold Faygo...2025-01-261h 23
Destroy All ChildrenBig Money Podcastas, with Violent George and Larry 2 Dope, Episode 1: Big Money HustlasIn preparation for recording this year's Golden Gizmos, and as a result of severe mental illness, George and Larry decide to review the entire filmography of the Insane Clown Posse.
First up: 2000's Big Money Hustlas, directed by John Cafiero. 2025-01-251h 09
Destroy All ChildrenThe 2023 Golden GizmosIt's that time again! Time for us to run down our Top Ten Games of da Year, including the recipients of the most Prestigious award in all of video games: the Golden Gizmo! After that, we run down the currently scheduled/hopeful titles of 2024 to find out what we're looking forward to.
NOTE: I kept referring to Case of the Golden Idol as "Curse" of the Golden Idol. In my defense, that SHOULD be the name of the game, and it's a mistake I've made ever since I played it. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?! George also likes...2023-12-312h 42
Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 78 [Season 5, Episodes 36-38 - End of Part 6: Stone Ocean]It's the final showdown! And then it's the final showdown again! And then it's, uh, the end? Pucci really made a mess of things here. Along the way, we lament the mistreatment of Foo Fighters and I have to instruct George about proper footwear etiquette in Japan. We also do a final ranking of the Parts and discuss our favorite/least favorite characters of Stone Ocean.
But, hey, this is it. A sincere thanks to anyone who's been listening, whether you were here from the beginning or joined for Stone Ocean. I hope we'll be able to...2023-03-171h 51
Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 76 [Diamond is Unbreakable: Chapter 1]This week, we watched the live-action adaptation of the first few episodes of Part 4! It's not good, and there's no reason for you to watch it! So in addition, we talk about games we've been playing recently. In my case, Atomic Heart (eh), and in George's case, JoJo All-Star Battle R (blech). Somewhere in-between, I get confused about the races of fictional characters. You know... Standard stuff. Back to Stone Ocean next week!
[Music used: Intro -- "Diamond Bollocks" by Beck | Outro -- "She's White" by Electric Six]2023-03-021h 10
Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 74 [Season 5, Episodes 29-32]This week, after George is done airing his grievances against his local GameStop, we continue the battle against Underworld, debate the merits of excessive profanity, and say goodbye to a member of the Stone Ocean crew...
[Music used: Intro -- "Born Slippy" by Underworld | Outro -- "Just Another Day (Boingo Alive version)" by Oingo Boingo. Because there's life underground.]2023-02-161h 43
Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 72 [Season 5, Episodes 21-24]We're back with the most nonsensical stand yet! Don't you hate when you get the Memento Disease and it makes your eyes not work? Well, that happens to Jolyne, after narrowly escaping an encounter with Pucci. Some other members of the crew aren't so lucky...
By the way, the knives-fighting thing I mention, that George tried to gaslight me into thinking I had imagined, was a fight from Yu Yu Hakusho. A series that he has also seen. The other thing was just me thinking about strap matches in wrestling, I guess, and combining them. But I d...2023-02-021h 44
Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 70 [Season 5, Episodes 13-16]We're back in the groove! We remembered how to make podcasts! No more Low-Energy Bull Shit, we're here to ROCK and ROLL and GET STUCK IN SHIT-PIPES and SHOOT ALLIGATORS! Limp Bizkit is here and he's being a real freak as we engage in more Bone Identification and talk at length about the Martin McDonagh film The Banshees of Inisherin. George also gives a trip report on M-Three-Gan. If only Roger Ebert was alive to see it... He would love M3GAN.
Oh, and the Golden Gizmos/Gremmies are up, here: https://anchor.fm/destroy/episodes/The-2022...2023-01-191h 29
Destroy All ChildrenThe 2022 Golden Gizmos and GremmiesWe're back, with our lists of the TOP FIVE best games of 2022! If you still had this subscription in your RSS feeds or whatever, uhhh, sorry! But we had to deal with this depressing-ass year and a dearth of quality content, so now it's your problem too. This year, the Gizmos and Gremmies are released as one episode because, honestly, we had a lot of overlap in the Gizmos and there wasn't a whole lot else to talk about. There were some great games this year, though, and I got to join in George's Best Old Game category.
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Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 68 [Season 5, Episodes 5-8]This week, we find out what happened with Manhattan Transfer! Or I did, George already watched this episode last week because he doesn't know how numbers work, I guess. He's trying to make me look the fool, but I will have the last laugh... I sent him a Batman comic, but little does he know that I have also included in the package a very deadly bacteria that will cause a powerful infection. Let's see how this plays out. He can't resist Batman.
Oh, and Foo Fighters shows up here. That happens I guess. Something about Jotaro? I...2023-01-051h 26
Destroy All Children1/6/2022 - Gremlins 4: Resurrections (Finale)This is it! The end of the most celebrated video game/Star Track/gremlins-focused podcast in existence. With all our enemies dead, we celebrate our victory and discuss The Matrix Resurrections. Then, the final Retro Corner: The Pagemaster for the Sega Genesis. Look, I don't know, it seems anticlimactic to me too, but George seems to think it makes sense. It subverted your expectations, right? That means it's good!
Be on the lookout for the return of Stand and Deliver: A JoJo Podcast, which you can find and subscribe to here: https://anchor.fm/sadjojo
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Destroy All Children12/16/2021 - Yass Borg Queen, SlayHalo Infinite is out! I've played it! The green boy is back in town! Anyway that doesn't matter, because we also watched Star Track: First Contact (1996), which takes up most of the time in this episode, and in Retro Corner, George is knocking out all da Marios: Super Mario All-Stars, Super Mario World, and Yoshi's Island. It was released as "Super Mario World 2" here, but we all know that's horseshit. It's like when they decided Edge of Tomorrow should be titled Live Die Repeat now. Nobody actually calls it that. Or remember when they renamed Lady Ghostbusters to "Ghostbusters...2021-12-161h 36Destroy All Children12/9/2021 - 007 James Bond in: ThunderpoonWith no new games out this week, I've continued my retreat into 2015's Mad Max game, and I'm gonna talk about it! Because fuck you! We also talk about Spiders-Mans (George was wrong about its release date, BY THE WAY), Stars Wars, and other assorted bull crap. The Sega Saturn version of Symphony of the Night, that's another one. Uhhhhhhh, probably something else. It don't matter. In Retro Corner it's all Mario, all the time, with Super Mario Kart, Mario RPG, and Yoshi's Story! Yoshi's Story contains no Mario, actually, so I think it's kinda bullshit that it was...2021-12-091h 42
Destroy All Children11/25/2021 - Punch Gun-DecThis week, we take a brief foray into the News, because we've unfortunately willed a Chrono Cross remake into this bitch of an Earth. Betty White, meanwhile, continues to live. Anyway, I give some brief thoughts on Call of Duty: Vanguard, we get a bit deeper into Shin Megami Tensei V, and then in Retro Corner, George talks about an all-time classic: VICE: Project DOOM for the NES. Then he also talked about Sonic the Hedgehog: Pocket Adventure, for the Neo-Geo Pocket Color. That shouldn't surprise anybody.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music: "Jam...2021-11-251h 17
Destroy All Children11/18/2021 - All You Had To Do Was Make A Damn Port, CJ!God, it's been a long week. Last time we recorded, the freakin Grand Theft Auto Definitive Trilogy wasn't out yet. What a mess. But you know what else is out, and... Mostly not a mess? Shin Megami Tensei V! It's finally here! Then in Retro Corner, George briefly talks about Revenge of Shinobi and Shinobi 3, but instead we mostly sort out the release timeline of the Shinobi series. It's a mess.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music: "Wasted" by The War on Drugs2021-11-181h 14Destroy All Children11/11/2021 - Jizz Jizz Bizarre AdventureThis week, we're basically both waiting for Shin Megami Tensei V to come out, but in the meantime, I've been playing Forza Horizon 5, and I finished The Forgotten City. George finished Metroid Dread and Far Cry 6, and in his Retro Corner, he's gonna take you back to the past: the years Chrono Trigger and Ocarina of Time came out, to be specific. Are these shitty games that suck ass? Y-- no? Well. Look, I have my own views on OoT... Chrono Trigger, though, that's a game. There's a frogman in it!
Theme song by David Cassel
2021-11-111h 26Destroy All Children11/4/2021 - Union Busting Makes Me Feel GoodWe're back from a week off, with the return of the NEWS SEGMENT, apparently! I was not consulted on this, but here it is! Is it simply filling time because George did not plan a Retro Corner? Possibly! But at least I played some games, like Guardians of the Galaxy and Marvel's The Forgotten City. George also manages to squeeze out a Retro Corner, about Sunset Riders and Wild Guns, which we've possibly talked about before, but neither of us can remember because we're old men with brain damage.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro m...2021-11-041h 06Destroy All Children10/21/2021 - Samus Aran is a Genetic Freak, and She's Not NormalOnce again, video games are BACK, and I'm here to tell you about The Good Life, Back 4 Blood (again), and Metroid: Dread! George instead wants to talk about Nintendo's garbage online pass or whatever, so I humor him. Then we have a little bit more about Far Cry 6, before it's on to RETRO CORNER: MORE TROIDS! All the Troids are here! Well... Metroid 1, Super Metroid, Zero Mission, and Fusion, actually, that's not all of them. But it's a good chunk! It's the ones that matter.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music: "It's a Good L...2021-10-211h 44
Destroy All Children10/7/2021 - Gosh Darn These VampiresThis week, we head back into The Gabagool Zone to discuss the Sopranos prequel movie The Many Saints of Newark. Then, it's time for some spooOoOoky sitcoms as we talk about two episodes of Family Matters: Stevil and Stevil 2. Then, in Retro Corner, George played D for the Sega Saturn. What does the D stand for? The answer might surprise you! Eh, probably not, actually.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music: "Damn These Vampires" by the Mountain Goats2021-10-071h 29Destroy All Children9/30/2021 - Slumdonk MillionaireThis week, we learn more about Predators, the Sega Saturn, Nintendo's various failings, bad remakes, ice hockey manga and anime, and George's difficulties in pronouncing Japanese titles. In Retro Corner, the subject is Ninja Gaiden 1-3. The NES ones.
Theme song by David Cassel2021-09-301h 29Destroy All Children9/23/2021 - Tony Hawk's Hungarian NimrodNot a lot going on this week, as I'm still plugging away at Deathloop, and George is still in his insane Sega Saturn phase, but I did watch Predator 2, so... There's that. There's also the promise of NINTENDO NEWS on the horizon, and we unravel the mystery of Goonies 2 for the NES. But that's not Retro Corner. Retro Corner is, in fact, about JACKAL for the NES, and WRATH OF THE BLACK MANTA, which is definitely a video game you can play. Technically. Thanks to @buffaloser on twitter for recommending this, even though George never told me to contact...2021-09-231h 37Destroy All Children9/16/2021 - Morbius Drinking A 40 In A Death-BasketThis week, I've played a liiiiittle bit of Deathloop (more on it next week) and I've also been deep in the 4 vs 1 mines, playing both Predator: Hunting Grounds and Dead By Daylight. God, I miss Evolve... Anyway, George watched The Phantom and played Albert Odyssey and Final Fantasy Tactics, which shouldn't be surprising to anybody. Also not surprising: more Star Track garbage.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music: "Loop De Li" by Bryan Ferry2021-09-161h 40Destroy All Children9/9/2021 - Visitor MThis week, I talk about Psychonauts 2 and No More Heroes 3, and George is into some REAL psycho shit with regards to the Sega Saturn. Then, in Retro Corner, it's really more of a mental exercise to see how much two old men remember about Kingdom Hearts 2. You'd never guess this, but the answer is: not much!
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music: "B's Theme" from the No More Heroes 3 OST2021-09-091h 41
Destroy All Children8/26/2021 - Indie Games in the Time of Chris-ChanOh boy. Strap in, folks, because I have to share the absolutely terrible insanity that is Twelve Minutes. Speaking of insanity, George is still on his Souls shit, trying to platinum Dark Souls 2, because he never learns. He's like the rat that keeps trying to eat the electrified cheese over and over. Probably best to just put him down. That's no kind of life. Anyway, in Retro Corner, he also wanted to talk about Final Fantasy 6 and 7. See my point?
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music: "Making Flippy Floppy" (Live version from Stop Making...2021-08-261h 40Destroy All Children8/19/2021 - Orpheus Drinkin a 40 in a Death BasketAfter multiple attempts at recording that were thwarted by George's bad internet and other assorted tomfooleries, we had a successful session! Hooray! It was important that we get this episode to you, the loyal listener, so you can hear discussions about Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin and Hades, followed by a Retro Corner featuring X-Men arcade, The Simpsons arcade, and... After Burner II. Alright, whatever. I feel like his theming of Retro Corners has been pretty suspect as of late.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music: "The Lyre of Orpheus" by Nick...2021-08-191h 32Destroy All Children8/12/2021 - Divatox Stan AccountWe all make poor decisions in life, some poorer than others, and this week we get to commiserate about our mistakes. For example, I watched Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie AND The Suicide Squad, neither of which was enjoyable. I also played the Back 4 Blood beta, which is... Fine. But of course George is also deep in the early 90s, in a non-Power Ranger-related fashion, because Retro Corner is about the Vectormans One and Two, plus Comix Zone. Anyway, I wish for death to take me.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music from Comix Z...2021-08-121h 54Destroy All Children8/5/2021 - SoBek Life WaterHeads up, this episode is frankensteined together from multiple recordings over a couple of days. George was having Computer Problems, so whaddya gonna do. But that's fine, because there wasn't a whole lot to talk about this week anyway. I played Atomicrops, and that's basically it, so most of this ep is a Retro Corner about Shin Megami Tensei 1, 2, and If..., so buckle in for that, I suppose.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music: "Old Mech-Donald" from the Atomicrops OST by Joonas Turner2021-08-051h 19
Destroy All Children7/29/2021 - Brad Dourif Appreciation StationThis week, I played a HOT NEW GAME from 2017, at least in Japan: Kyoei Toshi (aka The City Shrouded in Shadow) (aka Disaster Report Kaiju). Then it's time once again for Star Track, with the focus being Star Track VI: The Undiscovered Country, but of course it leads to a lot of George rambling about episodes of TNG. In Retro Corner, we talk about Detana!! Twinbee, OutRun, and a bit of Space Harrier because George's mind is so Track-Rotted he forgot we already did that.
The Vermillion Pleasure Night segment referenced: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...2021-07-291h 55
Destroy All Children7/22/2021 - Double Dumbass On You!That's right, it's time again. After some obligatory discussion about the Steam Deck and a bit about George's Yakuza: Like a Dragon experience, the rest of this episode is ALL STAR TRACK! Specifically, the subject at hand is Star Track IV: The Voyage Home, though, as you might expect, it kinda goes all over the place. No Retro Corner, because who freakin' needs it??? Old games SUCK!!!!!
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music: "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys. RIP to Biz Markie2021-07-221h 47
Destroy All Children7/15/2021 - You Can't Do That On Smash BrosThis week, I vent about Mario Golf: Super Rush and its various fuckups, get deep into the mechanics of UFC 4, and then we bring back the most accursed segment... News... Because there's more Persona stuff happening, and also some weird shit with Judgment, and a Nickelodeon Smash Bros, which is what we spend most of the time talking about. Do you want to hear two millennials wax nostalgic about Ahhh! Real Monsters and Rocko's Modern Life? If you're still listening to this show I guess you do!
Anyway, in the middle of this episode George also decided t...2021-07-151h 29
Destroy All Children7/8/2021 - THERAPIST: Wide Brendan Fraser Can't Hurt YouOf course, the big thing this week is the OLED Switch. For once, news broke early on a Tuesday morning so we could talk about it. Apart from that, George just wanted to talk about more ffffffffffffffffucking Star Track movies so I took the opportunity to talk about No Sudden Move, the newest film from Stevie Soddenburg. After that's all done, in Retro Corner we catch a case of Kong Madness, and talk about Donkey Kong Countries 1-3 AND Diddy Kong Racing. Now we have ALL teh bananas!!! Yes, yes, I know that doesn't make sense to anyone reading...2021-07-081h 41
Destroy All Children6/24/2021 - I NEED THE DOUK!!!I am now freed from the Crafting of Wars all day every, and that's cool, but George has finally gotten his hands on Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart as well! And then... More Star Track. But THEN, we get to a topic that's been continually postponed for a couple of months: the 1988 classic Midnight Run, starring Robert De Niro and the late Charles Grodin. We also take a detour into Oingo Boingo's discography, but that's just a normal thing for this podcast.
In Retro Corner, George burns through a lot of games: Wave Race 64, Michael Jackson's Moonwalker (Genesis...2021-06-241h 47Destroy All ChildrenLIVE, From The Electronic Three 2021: Our Deaths!Well, E3 happened. Or maybe it didn't, depending on who you ask... It's me, I'm the one who would say it didn't happen. E3 2021 isn't real. Can you look at that shitshow and really tell me that was an EXPO? Gimme a freakin' break...
Anyway, new Metroid. So that's something, I guess. In Retro Corner George talks about, uhhhh... Aliens Vs Predator? No. No, it wasn't that, it was something that SUCKED, just like E3 SUCKED!!!! Oh right, Robocop Vs Terminator and Battletoads & Double Dragon: The Ultimate Team. What a fucking mess. Here's to next year. Maybe s...2021-06-171h 27Destroy All Children6/10/2021 - #ReleaseTheMortonJankelCutWith no new games coming out this week, we turn to our old standbys: the Mario Movie and Star Track! That's right, we both watched the newly-available, restored "Morton/Jankel Cut" of Super Mario Bros (1993), and give our thoughts on this extended version. Then, because of his poor life decisions and even worse propensity for gambling, George relays his experience of watching the first season of Star Track: The Next Generation. This is gonna shock you, but it's bad! After that, we have our regularly-scheduled Retro Corner, about Pilotwings 64. Fun!
NOTE: After recording this episode, the @smbarchive...2021-06-101h 33Destroy All Children6/3/2021 - He Look Like A Dang Biomutant**THE THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS OF GEORGE BRUNDLE DO NOT REFLECT MY OWN OR THIS PODCAST. HIS REMARKS ARE LEFT UNEDITED THIS TIME BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE RENDERED MOST OF THE EPISODE INCOMPREHENSIBLE. LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK**
I played Biomutant for about 30 minutes, and this week I'm here to tell you that you shouldn't even play that much of it! Other than that, once George is finished saying slurs, he talks about Persona 5 Strikers, Shin Megami Tensei 3: Nocturne HD, and then in Retro Corner, Beyond Oasis! I don't remember what that is, so I'm going to assume...2021-06-031h 24Destroy All Children5/27/2021 - All The Young Girls Love ValisYeah I'm reusing a joke from the previous episode, what the fuck are you gonna do about it? Go ahead and put me out of my misery, because I played the New Pokemon Snap, and I'm gonna tell you about it! George has been playing Persona 5 Strikers, and then he wanted to talk about this year's Electronic Three, a fake event that isn't really happening, as far as I'm concerned. We make predictions, some of which will be confirmed or busted the very day this episode goes up! Hooray!
In Retro Corner, George talks about the Valis...2021-05-271h 49Destroy All Children5/20/2021 - Waiting For CadouHeads up, this episode is all about full spoilers for Resident Evil: Village and The Sopranos Seasons 4 & 5. That's it, there's nothing else this week. No Retro Corner. If you don't give a crap about either of those things, sorrrrryyyyyyyyy, see you next week! Theme song by David CasselOutro music: "Social Disease" by Elton John, George's theme song2021-05-201h 37Destroy All Children5/13/2021 - Shake, Shake, SeñoraThis week it's all about Returnal and Resident Evil: Village! Spoilers for up to House Beneviento are at the end of the episode, and we'll probably go full spoilers for everything next week. But in Retro Corner, George played a great game, Mischief Makers, for the N64! He also played The Lion King for the Sega Genesis, and that... I mean, there's nothing anyone can do about that. He's got a problem, and I really wish he'd seek professional help for it.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music: "I Belong in a Factory" by E...2021-05-131h 47Destroy All Children5/6/2021 - Pokemon Strike Curious PosesIt's another week where we're neck-deep in gabagool, because George just finished season 3 of The Sopranos! So you've got that to look forward to! After that we talk about Pokemon games, which is far less fun. Pokemon Blue, Pokemon Puzzle League, and Pokemon Snap, to be specific. Two of them are pretty good! Come for the gabagool, stay for Pervert Oak.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music: "When Doves Cry" by Prince2021-05-061h 32Destroy All Children4/22/2021 - I Must Be Loyle To My CapoNEWS! Things are HAPPENING! PS3 and Vita stores? NOT SHUTTING DOWN (yet)! We did it, by the way, this was entirely thanks to us. PSP store is still screwed, but hey, whaddya gonna do. There's also something about a Playstation Movie Pass, whatever that is, who cares, it don't matter. With neither of us playing anything new this week, we go back to that gabagool, as George has finished Season Deux of The Tony Soprano Show. He's almost into The Good Stuff!
Finally, in Retro Corner, George played both Persona 2 games, Innocent Sin and Eternal Punishment. Talk a...2021-04-221h 54
Destroy All Children4/15/2021 - Pussy Jr.This week, we discuss the dire fate of Yuji Naka's last stand, Balan Wonderworld. Then, we've continued to play Oddworld: Soulstorm and Outriders, to varying levels of success. The Gabagool Summer continues, and in Retro Corner, George played Talespin (for the Genesis) and Shinji Mikami's Goof Troop (SNES).
Theme song by David Cassel2021-04-152h 01Destroy All Children4/8/2021 - Ys X: Monsterverse NoxTopics this week include Godzilla Vs Kong, the obsolescence of movie theaters, more Evil Genius 2, Outriders (briefly), and of course, Oddworld: Soulstorm. In Retro Corner, George has completed a whole slew of Star War games, despite not even understanding how to play at least one of them. Quite an accomplishment.
Theme song by David Cassel
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Destroy All Children4/1/2021 - Did I Eat My Drink? I Thought Milk Was Pink!This week, I've been playing Genesis Noir and Evil Genius 2, while George has been playing Persona 2: Innocent Sin, though that's a subject for another time. Because this week is all about things that I, Larry Davis, enjoy. First up, it's gonna be a GABAGOOL SUMMAH, as George has finally decided to start watching The Sopranos. Then, in Retro Corner, he played two games I enjoy a lot, one of which is in my All Time Top 3: Demon's Crest and Um Jammer Lammy. This was a nice gesture after last week's interminable Sonic horseshit.
Theme song by David Ca...2021-04-011h 58Destroy All Children3/18/2021 - Daily Savings Got Me All Fucked UpReally weird episode this week, but in a good way. Without much news to speak of, and with possible gas leaks in both of our rooms, we instead decided to talk about Forged in Fire, the video game collector's market, and, of course... Star Track. The subject of Retro Corner is the NES Mega Mans (and 9/10, for some reason), where I thought it would be a good idea to run down all the Robot Masters. Was it a good idea? Probably not, but it brought out some bizarre latent racism from George, so I'm gonna call it win.
2021-03-182h 02Destroy All Children3/11/2021 - Greg Proops says "Ben Quadinaros" for 4 Hours [ASMR]First off, the audio levels still aren't quite right. Trying to dial this back in. Everything was great until George nuked his goddamn computer like an idiot.
Anyway, this week we talk about Klute, podracing, WandaVision, and some sort of new Switch model, if you're the kinda freak who cares about that. This week's Retro Corner concerns Burning Force, a game that I have been assured is real, and Perfect Dark, which is a good game if you play it on a machine that doesn't run at single-digit framerates. George did not do that.
Theme...2021-03-112h 06Destroy All Children3/4/2021 - Hotel YordaIt's a JAM-PACKED, EXTRA-SIZED episode this week, because after the Usual Bull Shit (terrible-looking Pokemon games, Persona 5 Strikers, etc) we discuss Lupin III: The First, the new CGI moviefilm starring everyone's favorite gentlemen thief. Then, in Retro Corner, it's a double whammy, because George played Ico and Shadow of the Colossus. I love one of those games! Which one? Listen to find out, you dumb fucker!
Finally, because nobody demanded it, Comics Corner returns, discussing Black Hammer, Joker: Killer Smile, and Wonder Woman: Dead Earth. If you don't like it, don't listen to it! I don't give a...2021-03-042h 23Destroy All Children2/18/2021 - Some Kind of MonstrumLow-energy episode this week, as I'm snowed in, but hey, George finished Control! I started Ys IX: Monstrum Nox! There was some news on the horizon when this was recorded, so we attempted to predict what it would be. It was, uhhh... Depressingly accurate, it turns out. Then, in Retro Corner, George played some Mickey Mouse games for Children. Magical Quest, The Great Circus Mystery, and Mickey Mania, to be specific. You know, David Jaffe worked on Mickey Mania. That was before he went on to greener pastures, creating such beloved franchises as Twisted Metal, God of War, Calling...2021-02-181h 55Destroy All Children2/11/2021 - What Straight-Edge Does to a MFThis week: I finished Resident Evil 7, plus (most of) its DLC. George is finally playing Control. I revisited Mortal Kombat 11. George also played the FORBIDDEN XBLA GoldenEye leak. We consider the legend of the Cum Punk. Then, in Retro Corner, George gives his thoughts on Mega Man Legends, and I have to confront him with some uncomfortable truths about Tiesel Bonne...
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music - "Out of Control" by Oingo Boingo2021-02-111h 44Destroy All Children1/21/2021 - Hasana MukuThis week: I played Mafia: Definitive Edition, and discuss my feelings on what was improved or made worse in the remake. George talks about another Shinya Tsukamoto movie, Vital, whereas I just rant about WandaVision. Then, in Retro Corner, George tells us all about The Legend of Dragoon, a game that was not made by Squaresoft. News to me!
Note: immediately after recording, I realized Taboo was a Nagisa Oshima movie, but its Japanese title is Gohatto, which is close enough to whatever that other movie was. So sue me, big whoop
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Destroy All Children1/7/21 - Alpha, Bring Me Five Israelis With Attitude!Entering DAC Year Two, it's the same bullshit: I rant about superhero movies while George plays games from 30 fucking years ago. No idea why anyone listens to this, but we're not going to stop. This is all we have left, and the march to our deaths, likely in a murder-suicide, continues unabated.
Anyway, I watched Wonder Woman 1984, so I had to talk about that piece of shit. George is having more PS5 Problems, which isn't a surprise at this point, because that console is kinda bad. I also played Simon's Quest, so I have a mini-Retro Corner ab...2021-01-071h 50Destroy All Children12/24/2020 - Don't Get Me Wrong, I'm Really Not SoupedIt's a packed episode this week: First, I give my thoughts on Harmonix's newest offering, Fuser. Then it's time for the weekly Cyberpunk segment, because of course that's still a fucking mess. Then we head back into the Gabagool Zone and discuss Martin (I call him Marty, y'know, because we're pals) Scorsese's 1995 film Casino, starring Don Rickles and James Woods. In Retro Corner, George decides to have a Sacred Cow BBQ and shit all over Secret of Mana. From what I understand, it's very similar to Morrowind.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music by M...2020-12-241h 30
Destroy All Children12/10/2020 - George Brundle's Cry for Help [READ EPISODE DESCRIPTION]NOTE: My audio is fucked on this ep, sorry. On the one week I didn't do an audio check, it decided to record from my wireless headset mic, which sucks, instead of my real one. So I sound like I'm underwater this week, but George is fine, and most of this episode is devoted to his particular brand of psychosis anyway.
So yeah, George bought Sonic Forces. Dumbass. And we head back into the Gabagool Zone to talk about The Godfather Part II. Other than that, there's the death of movie theaters, Cyber-Seizures, and in Retro Corner...2020-12-101h 38Destroy All Children12/3/2020 - Pachinko TeaserThis week's episode includes: Nintendo's continuing shittiness, SNK going the way of Jamal Khashoggi, Star War Squadrons, the Xbox being able to play more PS2 games than the PS5, and... Jesus Christ... George watched the motherfucking Sonic movie. God dammit. I mean, look, it was only a matter of time. I knew it would happen eventually, he said he wouldn't see it, but he wasn't fooling anybody. He's a fucking Sonic freak. Here's some Insider Information about George Brundle: He's been telling me lately that he wants to buy Sonic Forces. You know, just to have it. He is...2020-12-031h 52
Destroy All Children10/15/2020 - Roll That Beautiful Sean Bean FootageNot much news this week (apart from the PS5 teardown) so we talk about Spyro the Dragon, Call o' Duty, and 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim. In this week's Retro Corner, George enlightens us on the spookifying thrill-rides known as Silent Hill 1 and 2. That's it, that's what's in this episode. What else do you want from me? Why are you even reading this? Freak.
Theme song by David Cassel
2020-10-151h 31Destroy All Children9/24/2020 - Oppa SHODAN Style (with Dylan)This week we're joined by special guest Dylan (@gruel_dylan on Twitter) to talk about the PS5 price and date reveal/preorder fiasco and Microsoft buying Bethesda. Then, in what I think is our longest Retro Corner to date, George somehow managed to play through System Shock 1 and 2. I'm so proud of my little boy...
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music: "There She Goes, My Beautiful World" by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds2020-09-242h 20Destroy All Children9/10/2020 - Mario Mario's Bogus JourneyThis week, we talk about the Xbox Series S confirmation (this was recorded before the X was confirmed too, as will become apparent), Super Mario 3D All-Stars, and cartoons that featured someone chasing a pig around a house. In Retro Corner, George talks about the fantastic game Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins, and also defends Super Mario Land for some reason. What a freak.
Theme song by David Cassel.2020-09-101h 40Destroy All Children9/3/2020 - Ollie North by Ollie NorthwestGonna be real with you: this week's episode ain't great. Low energy and not much to talk about. But hey, George is finally playing Ghost of... Tsushima, I'm playing Shadow of the Tomb Raider, and then we find the true depths of George's depravity: playing Pokemon Stadium 2, to completion, on purpose. What a freak.2020-09-031h 27Destroy All Children8/27/2020 - Under the FanDomeThis week, we discuss the various news items from DC FanDome, including Gotham Knights, Suicide Squad, and the The Batman trailer. I also give my final thoughts on The Last Of Us Part Deux, and George reviews a couple of Batman games, specifically Batman for the NES and Batman Returns for SNES.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music - "Welcome to the Terrordome" by Public Enemy2020-08-271h 35Destroy All Children8/20/2020 - Nobody Fucks Like Buster KeatonThis week, I share my spoilery thoughts on The Last Of Us Part Deux, George wants to talk about Streets of Rage, and we learn some VERY exciting news about a CLASSIC Wii game possibly being ported!!
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music: "Screaming for Vengeance" by Judas Priest2020-08-201h 23Destroy All Children8/13/2020 - The Sam Rockwell FilesThis week, I try to identify Street Fighter characters, relate the experiences of Platting Ghost of...... Tsushima and Death Stranding, and then George talks about Skies of Arcadia. After that, in Comix Corner, we review Pulp, the new Ed Brubaker/Sean Phillips graphic novella.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music - "The Battle of Who Could Care Less" by Ben Folds Five2020-08-131h 38Destroy All Children8/6/2020 - The Anime of GenreThis week is mostly about my feelings on Ghost of... Tsushima, followed by George ranting about Lunar 2 and MS Saga. It's a JRPG about, uhhh... Hold on, let me look at the card. Gun Damns? Gun-- Gundums. Gun... What the hell is this. Who cares.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music: "MFN" by Cibo Matto2020-08-061h 43Destroy All Children7/30/2020 - So Long, Gay Bowser, We Hardly Knew YeThis week: I played Carrion, I also remember that I finished Middle-Earth: Shadow of War and its DLC, George played all the Crash Bandicoots, and we discuss the exciting new Nintendo leaks.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro - Carlos Alazraqui doing an absolutely deranged rant as Crash Bandicoot2020-07-301h 42
Destroy All ChildrenThe Assassination of the Nintendo Switch by the Coward George BrundleThis week we discuss Ghost of Tsushima, a bunch of emulation garbage (both Pi 4 and RK2020), Shin Megami Tensei of all sorts, and the dreaded Adult Nintendo Fan.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music: Playing the Fool by Shoji Meguro (SMT: Nocturne OST)2020-07-231h 39Destroy All Children7/2/2020 - What A Buncha Jokers!This week, with nothing happening in The News, we review the Joker 80th Anniversary Special, and then talk about some god damn Ninja Turtle games, as if anyone gives a shit. I mean, I guess if you're still listening to this, you do, but why? Why do this to yourself? Why do you care what we think about Turtles in Time? Send us an email at larry@destroyallchildren.com, I'll check it sometime maybe.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music - The Joker by Steve Miller Band2020-07-022h 03Destroy All Children6/18/2020 - Eating Wall Chickens and Whipping Fish-MenIn this pre-recorded episode, we have a bit of a theme, as George talks about his experiences with Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance and Aria of Sorrow. I also have some experiences with games of that same genre to share, and then we review the Catwoman 80th Anniversary Special.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music - Foi Na Cruz by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds2020-06-181h 46Destroy All Children5/28/2020 - Put A Shirt On That Joker!This week, we discuss the possibility of Sega releasing a new (actual) console, System Shock 3's current status, the Snyder Cut, an overview of DC comics continuity, and, of course... Star Track. George's Retro Corner subject this week is Pikmin 1 & 2, so finally, there's something to be happy about.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music - Fighting in the Streets, from Streets of Rage 12020-05-281h 41Destroy All Children5/21/2020 - Babu Frik Off, Mr. LaheyThis week: XCOM Chimera Squad, Gears Tactics, Star War Episode Nine, and Conker's Bad Fur Day. There is also a strange part where George admits to playing Bubble Bath Babes, but let's not dwell on that.Theme song by David CasselOutro music - Profanity Prayers by Beck2020-05-211h 57
Destroy All Children4/30/2020 - Star Track: PicardoThis week: Some more on FF7 Remake, I discuss the wasted potential of the HBO documentary series McMillions, and George tells me about Star Track: Voyager and its various incarnations of Robert Picardo.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music: KAI-KOH by Yellow Magic Orchestra2020-04-301h 14Destroy All Children4/16/2020 - Hocking A LugiaLots of exciting stuff this week: Pokemon Crystal, the Top-Selling Games of May 2000, Tiger King, all that jazz. Well, not All That Jazz, the movie, I don't think George has seen that. Freakin philistine. Please ignore the following sentence, included solely for SEO: Tifa Lockhart upskirt panty Red XIII SFM Barret Dildo Arm
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music: Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore by John Prine (RIP)2020-04-161h 28Destroy All Children4/2/2020 - Comics in the Time of CoronaThis week, we discuss the shutdown of Diamond distribution and the certain deaths of many comic shops across our nation. Also, George wants to talk about some god damn Mickey Mouse games. Why not. Fuck it. We don't have anything else to do.
Theme song by David Cassel
Outro music - Pickup Man by Joe Diffie (RIP)2020-04-021h 12Destroy All Children2/20/2020 - Marc Alaimo's Getting Up: Dukats Under PressureThis week, we discuss the production costs of the PS5, George played Lunar for the Sega CD, and George also considers getting into Star Track. Fuckin' bad idea, man, but I can't stop you.
Theme song by David Cassel.
Outro music: Learn To Live With What You Are by Ben Folds2020-02-201h 36Destroy All Children2/6/2020 - Neal Adams' Def Comedy JamThis week, I detail the process of getting a Raspberry Pi 4 working with Lakka, George talks about Castlevania: Circle of the Moon, and then there's a whole mess of Batman talk. Par for the course.2020-02-061h 13Destroy All Children1/30/2020 - Blade?This week, we discuss a semi-recent PS5 "leak" and its legitimacy, while looking ahead to the Next Generation. Then, George rants about Final Fantasy X-2 for a while before we get into the thing everyone's been waiting for: comic sales charts!
Theme song by David Cassel.
Outro music: You Are The Girl by The Cars2020-01-301h 20Destroy All Children1/23/2020 - Dan DiDio Callout ThreadWarning, folks: this one has a LOT of comics talk. Most of it is about comix, in fact, specifically DC's tendency to botch collected editions. Other than that, there's a bit about Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order, and George has some thoughts about the pretty pretty dresses in Final Fantasy X-2.
Theme song by David Cassel.
Outro music: Rock N Roll (Could Never Hip Hop Like This) by Handsome Boy Modeling School2020-01-231h 11Destroy All Children1/16/2020 - Tidus Pod ChallengeThis week, we run down what's coming out (or not) in 2020. In George's Retro Corner, we meet the man, the myth, the legend... Wakka. Who doesn't love a good game of Blitzball, am I right?
Outro music - The Story So Far (Live from R40) by Rush
Theme song by David Cassel2020-01-161h 31Destroy All Children1/2/2020 - Mando Number FiveIt's a new year, a new name, and a new format, but the same two dickheads. This week, George's Retro Corner features a rant about Majora's Mask, and Larry's Comix Corner is about Bad Weekend, by Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips.
DAC theme song by David Cassel.
Outro music: Dancing in the Moonlight (It's Caught Me In Its Spotlight) by Thin Lizzy2020-01-021h 22
Destroy All ChildrenThe 2019 Golden GizmosIt's the best of 2019, at least among the games we played! We don't have endless free time, y'know. George had to play all the Aero the Acro-Bats, and I had a lot of Star Track to watch.2019-12-261h 55Destroy All ChildrenSlice 19 [Snatcher (Sega CD)]This week, we discuss a game about a cop pervert or something. Where the hell does George find these things? I'm starting to suspect these aren't real games and I'm being taken for a ride. 2019-12-121h 27Destroy All ChildrenSlice 16 [R-Type 3 (SNES) / Phalanx (SNES) / Zero Wing (GEN)]Hey, get this: All Your Base Are Belong To Us!!! hahah, get it? Remember that? Turns out that's from a real video game, actually. George played it, for some reason.
Here's the classic video, if you've never seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQE66WA2s-A2019-11-2159 minDestroy All ChildrenSlice 007 [GoldenEye 007 (N64)]This week, Larry talked about Star Track.
Want to yell at us about how we're wrong about video games? Email americanretropie@gmail.com and we'll probably read it on-air, even if it's about how we're a couple of shit-ass turd bags! I mean, that's not wrong.2019-09-1255 minDestroy All ChildrenSlice 2 [Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (SNES) / Power Rangers: The Movie (SNES/GEN)]This week, George REALLY wants to talk about Power Rangers. Remember Power Rangers? George does. And Larry has to listen to it. 2019-08-0859 min
Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 66 [Season 4, Episodes 38/39 | Finale]The end. Thank you for listening.
Itunes/Google Play approval is taking a while, but in the meantime you can hear the first episode of American RetroPie here: https://anchor.fm/arp
That page will be updated as it's available on other platforms. Thanks again, and we hope to see you there.2019-08-011h 10
Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 65 [Furious 7]This week, we discuss Furious 7, the final movie featuring Paul Walker. It also has Kurt Russell and Jason Statham, so this is pretty much the best one.
[Music used: Intro -- Stickshifts and Safetybelts by Cake | Outro -- Drive My Car by The Beatles]2019-07-252h 10
Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 58 [Season 4, Episode 32 / Hunter X Hunter, Episode 73]Please do not send me emails, I know the "saved by the bell" thing I mentioned is not real. I'm just attempting to gaslight George yet again.
Anyway, SKET Dance fucking sucks so I just re-rolled and we got Hunter X Hunter again. Good decision! Meanwhile, we talk about Snatcher and Star Wars and whatever the hell else. I don't know what's going on any more. We're just waiting for JoJo to end at this point. Pity us.
(Next week's Tokusatsu Roulette selection: Ressha Sentai Toqger, Episode 35)
[Music used: Intro -- My Name is Mud by Primus | Outro -- She H...2019-06-061h 28Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 56 [Season 4, Episode 30 / Kamen Rider Ghost, Episodes 34 & 24]I'm in an allergy haze and George has been bludgeoned by Kingdom Hearts, as we find that maybe watching 3 episodes was a mistake.
We just wanted to see the Zyouhgers again.....
(Next week's Anime Roulette selection: Black Clover, episode 71)
[Music used: Intro - Sassafras Roots by Green Day | Outro - Some Might Say by Oasis]
[Tokusatsu Roulette theme: Go Down Gamblin' by Blood, Sweat, & Tears]2019-05-231h 57
Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 54 [Rohan OVA ep 2 / Reborn!, Episode 195]This week, after discussing the wild wild world of Funko Pops: We have an OVA that I thought was pretty good, but George disagreed, and then we had a Roulette where we were on the same page.
Then, uh... Some other stuff happened.
This is the Goofy Funko Pop that was mentioned: https://i.imgur.com/RnpCfGF.jpg
(Next week's Tokusatsu Roulette selection: Doubutsu Sentai Zyuohger, episode 31)
[Music used: Intro -- If You Want Blood (You Got It) by AC/DC | Outro -- You Ain't Never Had A Friend Like Me from Aladdin]
[Anime Roulette theme: Roulette! by Electric Six]2019-05-091h 35Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 53 [Season 4, Episode 28 / Slam Dunk, Episode 63]I talk about Star Track, George refuses to vamp while I look up quotes from Araki about drowning himself, and then we get back into the wide wide world of Anime Sports.
(Next week's Anime Roulette selection: Reborn! episode 195)
[Music used: Intro -- For Whom The Bell Tolls by Metallica | Outro -- That's How I Beat Shaq by Aaron Carter]
[Anime Roulette theme: Roulette! by Electric Six]2019-05-021h 27Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 48 [Season 4, Episode 23 / Reborn! Episode 184]As mentioned in the intro, if you don't want to hear me rant about Sekiro (and recent Souls games in general), that ends at around 21:40. Do not email me about how you like the game and I am wrong, because I Do Not Give A Shit. After that, we see Narancia redeem himself, and George finds out he underestimated the amount of baby content in Reborn!.
(Next week's Anime Roulette selection: Tiger Mask W, episode 20)
[Music used: Intro -- Guns of Brixton by The Clash | Outro -- Take Me to the River (live Stop Making Sense version) by Talking Heads]
[A...2019-03-281h 18Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 46 [Rohan OVA ep 1 / Street Fighter 2: The Animated Series, episode 19]We head back to the warm, familiar embrace of Diamond is Unbreakable, as we watch the first episode of Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan, or whatever you want to call it, there are like 8 names for it. It sucks anyway, so whatever. Thankfully, this week is saved by an episode of the Saturday morning Street Fighter cartoon where Blanka creates peace in the Middle East.
(Next week's Anime Roulette selection: Majin Bone, episode 47)
[Music used: Intro -- Guile's Theme from Street Fighter 2. Also contains clips from Aqua Teen Hunger Force and George Carlin's special Complaints and Grievances]
[Anime Roulette theme: Roulette...2019-03-141h 16Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 45 [Season 4, Episode 21 / Toriko, Episode 144]I'm sick and George is drunk, as we learn more about how King Crimson works. Meanwhile, we talk about Devil May Cry, Zombie Bucciarati, and the newest attempt at making a watchable Ghostbusters movie.
Then, Toriko happens.
(Next week's Anime Roulette selection: Street Fighter 2: The Animated Series, Episode 19. N-n-n-nineteen.)
[Music used: Intro -- Starless by King Crimson | Outro -- clip from Da Shatner Funk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLpLU7D7MWk ]
[Anime Roulette theme: Roulette! by Electric Six]2019-03-071h 30Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 37 [Season 4, Episodes 9-12]We're back with a banger, as Narancia finds himself face-to-ankles with Cheese, and we turn ourselves in to the cops for viewing a 15 year old's asscrack.
Also George forgot what episodes to watch.
[Music used: Intro -- Dixie Chicken (Live) by Little Feat | Outro -- Little Danson Man from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!]2019-01-101h 59Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 34 [Season 3, Episodes 37-39 / Part 4 Wrap-Up]It's here, the end of Part Four: Diamond Is Unbreakable! So, of course, we discuss Pokemon: Let's Go Pikachu and wonder how Norm Scott, creator of Hsu and Chan, is doing. (He's alright, it turns out -- he's updating his Patreon regularly)
George also talks about some movies he might be completely imagining, even though his recording equipment crapped out and things are a bit spotty this episode as a result. Sorry about that!
We'll be back next week with the first four episodes of Part 5. I can't waaaaiiiiit!
[Music used: Intro -- Another One Bites the Dust by Queen | Ou...2018-12-131h 42Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 29 [Season 3, Episodes 20-22]This week, where we finally get into the main plot of this season, 20 episodes in, an early morning recording results in some weirdness. I eventually woke up, but until then, enjoy George's tales of the Leprechaun film series, as well as his pitch for the soft-reboot, The Leprechaun.
This episode also contains news about the future of this podcast, since we're coming up on Part 5 in a few weeks.
[Music used: Intro -- Killer Queen by Queen | Outro -- You Don't Know What You Got Til It's Gone by Cinderella]2018-11-011h 36Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 27 [Season 3, Episodes 13-15]This week, we meet Kishibe Rohan, celebrate Mean Girls Day, and George recalls the time he inspired a Tonetta song.
[Music used: Intro -- Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Bob Dylan | Outro -- Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Bryan Ferry]
U2 can eat the hairiest part of my ass2018-10-181h 52
Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 21 [Season 2, Episodes 45-48]Okay, well, George is continuing to give medical advice about shit, so I'm just gonna Road Roller the fuck on outta here.
[Music used: Intro -- Stand Up and Shout by Dio | Outro -- The Man On The Silver Mountain by Rainbow (with Dio, duh)]2018-09-061h 25
Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 20 [Season 2, Episodes 42-44]After a week off due to George having a Medical Emergency, we're back with two-and-a-half episodes, because of the crazy way they produced these things!
"I'm tired of doing Wario." - Larry Davis
[Music used: Intro -- Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice | Outro: Hey, How Ya Doing by Kenny G]2018-08-301h 09
Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 19 [Season 2, Episodes 38-41 and some of 42]NOTE: We call an audible due to the weird way these episodes are split up, and also discuss the first half of Episode 42, which is the actual end of the D'Arby stuff. No idea why that wasn't just called D'Arby part three, but whatever.
Oh, and we talk about RoboCop 3. George also gets to read some Tsuda notes, and finds out he doesn't want to be inside Tsuda's head.
[Music used: Intro -- West End Girls by Pet Shop Boys | Outro -- Big Blue from F-Zero OST]2018-08-161h 47
Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 16 [Season 2, Episodes 27-29]Due to George being out of town soon, and not giving me any notice (he claims he did but I DO NOT BELIEVE IT) it's everyone's favorite: a sleep-deprived recording! Look, I'm sorry about how this all turned out, but there will be a ~special~ episode coming in the feed soon to make up for it.
On the subject of JoJo: We finally meet supercreeps Oingo and Boingo, as well as scary monster Anubis. I wonder about animation errors with regards to swords, and George can't figure out what movie to pair with a delicious footlong sub. Eat fresh.
[Music us...2018-07-261h 26
Stand and Deliver: A JoJo PodcastWeek 12 [Season 2, Episodes 13-15]George continues to come up with horrifying hypotheticals as we discuss killer cars and ghost skulls. I also find out that I sound too much like Tommy Wiseau, why you should always go to a doctor if your butt's backed up, and the fact that we are now both locked into this for far longer than we had anticipated.
[Music used: Intro -- Legs by ZZ Top | Outro -- Civilization (Live from Access All Arenas) by Justice. Yeah, I know the stand Justice wasn't named after them but I'll be goddamned if I'm gonna end this podcast with a fucking...2018-06-281h 25