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Laura Cain After DarkLaura's Latest GigFirst off, Laura spouts off about her latest "acting" gig, then we launch into a brand new game Laura found that includes headphones and weird phrases. It's either the funniest thing you've ever seen or this tanks. We're not sure. Haha. We have some insanely cool things coming up this month and the start of 2026, so buckle up! We sure love you and Love your podcast!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support.SUBSCRIBE to our YouTube Channel, FOLLOW us on Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok...
2025-12-1226 minLaura Cain After DarkLaura's Boyfriend RoleplayWe play a "laugh-out-loud" experiment where the guys pull random "types" of men from a bowl and then take Laura on rapid 30-second fake dates. From awkward flirter to overconfident gym rat to accent guy, the performances and scenarios will have you cracking up. Tune in for non-stop laughs as Laura tries to prep for the real dating world. Plus, Erik brings it home with a heavy-duty dose of Double D Celebrity News, including Taylor Swift's ode to her fiance's manhood? This is a can't-miss episode. Love your podcast!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker...
2025-10-0752 minLaura Cain After DarkLaura's NEW Love Interest_A psychic told Laura that a new love is coming and that her life is about to turn around. She even picked the WORST CARD in the tarot deck…upside down. What does that mean? She gives us the deets.Laura attempts to meet Vanilla Ice at an event over the weekend. Does she succeed?Erik delivers what could be the best, most gossipy, juicy Double D news segment we’ve ever had including an interview with a woman who knew “The Ketamine Queen” back in the day. This is one hell of a ride. Strap in! Love...
2024-08-201h 06Laura Cain After DarkLaura's New Dream JobWhat are the best jobs in the world to have and what are the worst? We give our opinions on this. Erik offloads a dump truck full of Double D news (our version of celebrity gossip) and more car drama for Erik. This time it's getting REAL. What kinds of things are you comfortable doing alone? And, Producer Bryan has a Wild Card segment. We hope to be your bi-weekly escape from the stresses of life and we sure appreciate you watching and listening to our show.
2024-06-0548 minLaura Cain After DarkLaura’s Hilariously Awful Acting AuditionsIn this episode, get ready to burst into laughter as you watch Laura's cringe-worthy auditions that she submitted to casting directors. Despite her best efforts, the results are pure comedy gold! It's time to play judge and witness the hilarious roasting that follows. Erik joins in with a truckload of juicy celebrity showbiz gossip, including our take on the latest season of Love Is Blind. Get ready to chuckle along with us, maybe even at us, as you enjoy watching or listening to the shenanigans. We adore you and appreciate your...
2024-02-2743 minLaura Cain After DarkLaura's Awful Audition.To sum up this episode:-Laura has a big announcement, -What are we a “Karen” about. -Erik has another beef with a big company, -Producer Bryan and Erik give Laura a hard time about her latest acting audition. -Laura's Outfit of the Month. -And, we play a funny round of “What’s Your Price.” Kick back, flick on our YouTube channel, or stick in your earbuds, grab a snack, and escape for a bit into our unapologetic, fun, unfil...
2024-02-1552 minLaura Cain After DarkWhat's Your Price??How much money would it take for you to tell 5 couples in the maternity ward that their baby is ugly?How much would it take for you to swallow a dime or lay in a closed coffin for 24 hours?Just a few of the scenarios in a new game Laura whips out called "What's Your Price?"Some of our answers may shock you.Erik, who announces that he's starting his own company, has a deep question for us at the end of the episode, "What 3 items...
2024-01-2555 minLaura Cain After DarkLaura's Insane Car DebacleIt's unthinkable what Laura lost in her car last week. And, while looking for this valuable item she lost, what else was found in the crevice of her car seats? The list will astound you. Erik has a show-and-tell item to share with us and a mini, but mighty, dose of Double D News. Then, Klea, founder of Doll Face Club Sober Living for women, joins us in the studio to tell her story and talk about her experience, strength, hope, and what she's created for women in recovery. Plus, she...
2023-12-1248 minLaura Cain After DarkLIVE From Laura's Living Room!Here's another "best of" show until we return next week...This is one of our favorite episodes because some of you guys were here with us watching it live! We love our listeners and watchers!It was our very first live show from Laura's Living Room! Laura talks about her super embarrassing moment at the comedy club. Erik recounts his crazy trip to Vegas riddled with drugs and nudity (not Erik, all the other people in that city haha.) The Double D is heavy...
2023-11-3049 minLaura Cain After DarkErik & Laura's Temu Throw Down!Who wins the Big Hideous Temu Contest? Erik and Laura reveal their three picks from the website, the most horrible things they could find for each other. You guys get to decide who wins this contest. The loser will have to parade their awful items in public in the next week or so. It's going to be epic. Just head to our website www.lauracainafterdark.com to vote. We need your input. Erik thinks he has this in the bag. Laura thinks he's delusional. Also, Laura...
2023-11-0246 minLaura Cain After DarkLaura's Mini Melt-Down.Not going to lie...the show starts off kind of tense because Erik and Laura are in a disagreement about something that we can't talk about yet. Does Laura shed tears? Does she make it through the show? We toss around our opinions on bigfoot and aliens and whoa they are all over the place.Laura's Rando News segment includes a story about things most people think smell disgusting but you secretly love. Laura's is particularly gross. And, a question...What could you give a 40-minute speech...
2023-10-2639 minLaura Cain After DarkLaura & Erik's Field TripThe hosts of the podcast take a very special, very expensive trip to one of our advertisers. Oh, what we got, especially Erik, might blow your mind. Laura says she is dressing up in a different costume every podcast leading up to our big Halloween episode next week. Laura also has a list of the most creative Halloween costumes of 2023 and a new (well, new to her) show that you need to see. Erik offloads a bunch of Double D news, including the odd things celebrities put in their contracts...
2023-10-2456 minLaura Cain After DarkWhat Is Laura Getting Done NOW?Laura admits something she’s considering doing to her body and of course, the guys guess anything and everything plastic surgery. It’s something that leads her into a story about her dad, David Hietter, who passed away when he was just 60 years old. Laura wants you to know what kind of man her father was because he will never be forgotten. Producer Bryan brings in a freaky video for his Wild Card segment. This will spook you so hard. And, we do our Favorite Things segment where we share the prod...
2023-10-1353 minLaura Cain After DarkDid Laura's Voodoo Potions Work_ Um...Yup.Laura bought a couple of little vials of oils that supposedly have powers assigned to them. She used the "all-around good fortune" one and guess what happens the very next day? You'll have to watch or listen to find out! Something equally amazing happened to Erik recently. It just goes to show you that it doesn't hurt to try! Laura gives the guys a "Horror Movie Quiz" to see who is actually the bigger fan and then we play a naughty card game that you're gonna love. We get plenty of...
2023-09-2839 minLaura Cain After DarkLaura and Erik's CRAZY VacationWhat are the chances that both Laura and Erik went on trips last week?Laura went to Cabo at the last minute and Erik went to Washington to visit friends.There is something that Laura didn't do in Cabo...something EVERYONE else does.Erik talks about a hotel that he loved and another one that was a horror show.Erik comes back with a super juicy dose of Double D, our version of celebrity gossip including some Real Housewives DUI news!
2023-09-1935 minLaura Cain After DarkLaura’s Big Temu ReportWe’ve all seen the app, the ads, and the orange box that promises deals like we’ve never seen before. Is Temu all that or not? Laura gives us a full report.Erik rips off his new shoes and shows them to all of us because he can’t believe how much he paid for them.We give you two thought-provoking lists:What weird things do we all do that we don’t think anyone else does?And, do these social norms even make sense these days?We finish things off with a h...
2023-09-1440 minLaura Cain After DarkThe Swap Meet Bodysuit SwapNo, you are not imagining things, Erik is wearing a woman's size Medium bejeweled bodysuit from start to finish in this episode. He secretly changed while Laura was in the restroom. You see, Laura's entire kitchen is full of racks of old, crazy clothes she's planning on selling at the Swap Meet. The bodysuit is one of those crazy clothing items. Erik gives us another clue about this whole Keanu-Reeves-in-studio mystery. Are we getting closer to having him show up on a future show? We close things...
2023-09-0738 minLaura Cain After DarkEvan Elisabeth Cain In The MixLaura’s daughter joins the show as a third co-host this episode because she leaves this weekend for Fordham University in NYC. She tells us her big awesome plans for the future, including a story you won’t believe. We play a game called “Who’s Most Likely To…” For example, “Who’s most likely to hook up with a listener?” Guess who everyone pointed to?Laura whips out a super fun Rando News report. Producer Bryan tells us a joke that he thinks is hysterical. What do you think? And, La...
2023-08-241h 01Laura Cain After DarkHurricane Laura Strikes the WorldWe start off with Keanu-talk. He may not have shown up at our big podcast party last week, but he did show up somewhere else. Laura is running on fumes because of her "journalistic" and talk radio duties the last 36 hours. Just wait til you hear what she did the day of the "hurricane." Erik actually has a major issue with something Laura posted this weekend. And, then we do our Double D segment, the celebrity gossip report. Erik tells us Britney's side of her and Sam Asghari...
2023-08-2255 minLaura Cain After DarkErik and Laura Get to First BaseLaura and Erik went to a party over the weekend and let's just say it got a little crazy. Erik not only kissed Laura, but he was also smacking lips with our friend Jodie...three times! At this same party, Laura claims to have taken a man's virginity, a stranger, an older man. Whaaaat? Erik doles out a healthy, satisfying dose of celebrity gossip we like to call The Double D News, which stands for Daily Dirt. Get your mind out of the gutter. haha. And, we...
2023-08-1548 minLaura Cain After DarkLaura's Reality CheckJust when Laura thinks she's got it goin' on, something happens to snap her back to reality...and it happened in a restaurant...witnessed by Erik...who gives a play-by-play! We also welcome Megan Root from Milestone Properties to the show. She says your dream of owning a home in San Diego is not dead. She has an awesome story and you will just love her as much as Erik and Laura do. And, TICKETS TO OUR 4-YEAR PODCAST ANNIVERSARY PARTY are on SALE NOW!. $20 per person gets you a truly...
2023-07-251h 01Laura Cain After DarkLaura's Disastrous 4th of JulyLaura's big plans to see the fireworks in the best spot possible go down the tubes due to a series of ridiculous events. Erik has a big announcement. Laura launches a new segment called "In the news..." And, Erik offloads a truckload of juicy celebrity gossip that we call "The Double D News" It stands for Daily Dirt. This Double D is especially good. Save the Date: August 17th, 6 pm at Urban Mos in Hillcrest for our 4-year anniversary party. It's going to...
2023-07-1154 minLaura Cain After DarkLaura's Funeral Plans Go LocoAfter seeing something disturbing on TV, Laura decides she wants to plan her funeral now so only fun and happy things take place when it happens. Of course, this leads to a crazy but hysterical conversation. Doesn't seem like a funny topic but it definitely becomes one. Erik is shocked when he hears what could be Miss Lee's daughter at a local eatery. He almost peed his pants.Erik delivers a stellar dose of Double D news and then Laura brings it home with her $69 Outfit of the Month. See pics and details...
2023-06-0644 minLaura Cain After DarkLaura's Birthday Wish Comes True...After Some TearsBefore the wish happens, Laura has a mini-breakdown on camera. If you or someone you know is having a tough time just coping these days, so is Laura, and she just couldn't fake her feelings at the start of the show. She's a little embarrassed that she broke down on the live stream two days before her birthday but you might be able to relate to what she's going through. That said, we actually had a great rest of the show. Very special guest GG or Glitz Glam from Urban Mos in Hillcrest joins us to...
2023-05-2359 minLaura Cain After DarkIs Laura a CRIMINAL__Laura has been selling items she purchased in a suspect place and people are buying them. However, 2 online customers have turned her in to the website claiming she's a fraud. What do YOU think? Erik is a very dissatisfied furniture customer and he lets one company have it good for something that came to his house. Erik's Double D news includes what Real Housewife is getting a divorce and owes a million to the IRS? What Vanderpump star claims they're sober and what are our thoughts on the fashions at last week's Met Gala? Listen anywhere you get your...
2023-05-0955 minLaura Cain After DarkDoes This Make Laura Bi?We play a new card game in which we have to roll a die and then answer questions from a deck of cards. Laura's answer to one of the questions has the boys thinking that Laura might secretly be playing for the other team. Speaking of Laura, she tells us about her big Friday night spur-of-the-moment road trip to a secret spot. Each of us explains our nightly bedtime routine...and who do you think has the weirdest one? The three of us went on a big family outing last week to see a scary movie and guess who walked...
2023-05-0451 minLaura Cain After DarkLaura's "Incident"Something crazy happened to Laura over the weekend and it has forced her to give up something she loves. Erik tells us the story of a woman who has two va-jay-jays and we welcome fitness guru and former NASA employee, Scott Sands, to the show. He has some great new ideas about nutrition and strength training. His company is called Superhuman Formula and you can find him on Facebook at The Scott Sands. Erik offloads a bunch of juicy Double D including which Vanderpump cast member has checked into a mental facility! And, Laura brings it home with two...
2023-04-1850 minLaura Cain After DarkIs Laura a Freak For What She Noticed_Laura notices something crazy at the dog park. Would you have had the same reaction? It's bizarre! We dip into the "Bowl of Questions" where we go around the room and answer interesting things like "What's the strangest thing in your fridge?" Laura wins that round because she's a freak for what she kept in the freezer.We also play a couple of rounds of Would You Rather...and again, Laura comes out looking the freak. If you're new to our podcast, welcome, and thank you for stopping by. We are always unapologetically unfiltered and real. No phonies...
2023-04-0641 minLaura Cain After DarkErik Goes Off and Laura Gets Scrubbed!Erik bought something recently that he had to return. It didn't go well. Find out which card he pulled with the manager of the store. Laura goes to one of those Asian bathhouses to get a scrub down. If you've never experienced this, you need to listen to the weirdness of it all. We discuss the Gwyneth Paltrow trial and words that most Americans can't spell. We also play a round of Bad Choices...a card game with some crazy questions. We thank you for watching and listening to us. We are always unapologetically unfiltered and you can email us...
2023-03-3049 minLaura Cain After DarkLIVE From Laura's Living Room!We did it! Our first live show from Laura's Living Room! Thanks to all the Laura Cain After Dark listeners who came to watch us! Go Aztecs and thank you to Capital Growth for sponsoring the show. Laura talks about her embarrassing moment at the comedy club. Erik recounts his crazy trip to Vegas riddled with drugs and nudity (not Erik, all the other people in that city haha.) He was there to see a concert. The Double D is heavy with the Scandoval mess at the Vanderpump camp and Gwenyth Paltrow takes the stand. And, a few of our...
2023-03-2849 minLaura Cain After DarkLaura Denied AGAINThis is a crazy episode. It starts with Laura telling us that she has filled out an application for a very fancy company and that company has come back with a decision..and it's not good for Laura's ego. You won't ever guess what kind of job and what company!Erik says he's been having some whacko dreams lately and one of us reveals that we sleep totally naked and love to do all things naked. Guess who?Things get out of control when the boys feed on Laura's fear of throw-up! Videos and scenarios go flying, much...
2023-03-211h 01Laura Cain After DarkChecking in on Laura and The World's Most Interesting Chef!We get an update on Laura's head injury, what happened, and why. No, she wasn't intoxicated, in fact, she celebrates 16 years of sobriety on March 7th. Tommy wrote something very touching and kind of funny on Facebook about it so Laura reads it on the show. Erik brags about a fancy dinner he cooked up for him and a friend and we have the coolest, most fascinating guest on the show. Her name is Tina Martini and she's a medicinal chef, a holistic healer and so much more. Literally, so so interesting and fresh. You'll love her. And, yes, that's...
2023-03-101h 02Laura Cain After DarkLaura's Very Obvious But Crazy AccidentLaura shows up to the set with a scarf wrapped around her head so the gaping wound on her forehead wouldn't show. What is the story behind that mess? Erik and Producer Bryan follow along as best they can considering that Laura makes no sense! It is clear that bump on the head did something to her. It's pretty funny what chaos follows the incident! The show takes many twists and turns. And, just in case you're curious, Laura is fine. Laura's dating app guy, the one who didn't call last week is on the show tonight. You've gotta hear...
2023-02-2853 minLaura Cain After DarkMake Laura Laugh AGAINLaura hates dumb jokes so Erik and Producer Bryan try to crack a laugh by throwing out joke after joke after joke. Does she laugh? You'll have to watch!Plus, songs you didn't know were sexual, sounds we love and sounds we hate, and a restaurant review from Erik.Laura also asks the guys about her latest Bumble Superswipe guy.Don't forget our Laura Cain After Dark Live Ghost Show on Feb 20th at 7pm from the haunted Cosmopolitan Hotel in Old Town. Ghost Tour follows the show at 8pm. Come join us for $15 a person. It's...
2023-02-1650 min
Laura Cain After DarkLaura's Message of Experience, Strength and Hope.During Thanksgiving time Laura shares her story of recovery because it's something she is so grateful for. A lot of people may be struggling during the holidays so the message of experience, strength, and hope is one she likes to convey to those who may need to hear it. This isn't her full-blown story, but it's enough to show you how meaningful and fulfilling it is to be sober. Before she tells her story, we talk about the book "The 48 Laws of Power." Don't worry, we don't read anything close to 48 of them. We just touch on the subject...
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Laura Cain After DarkWould You Rather Make Laura Laugh?Welcome to this episode of Laura Cain After Dark on YouTube. We play a couple rounds of Would You Rather and guess who said they'd rather drink from a toilet than sing everything they say? Gross! We also play a game called What's Your Price. For Example, "Tell a new mother in the maternity ward that her baby is ugly" Who said they'd do it for $200?? Shocking. We also bring back Make Laura Laugh. Laura hates jokes so it's Erik's mission to try to make her laugh at one of his. Is he successful? You'll have to watch! We...
2022-11-0355 minLaura Cain After DarkThe Butt TattooOne of our listeners, a nude model named Demitri, wants to get Laura Cain After Dark and Laura Cain and Erik Rimmer tattooed on his rear end. Do we encourage such behavior or do we tell him "thank you for the thought, but don't do it?" Speaking of our listeners, we have a contest...help us come up with the perfect catchphrase for our podcast and you'll win dinner with us at a fun restaurant in town. Email us at lauracainad@gmail.com or simply comment or DM us on our IG @lauracainafterdark. Facebook, too. Something catchy and fun.
2022-10-2754 minLaura Cain After DarkLaura's Strip Club Taxi TourLaura tells us the story of her 7-hour trip to Tijuana last week. She wanted to taxi driver to take her to the Mercado but she ends up on a 3-hour tour of the seedy part of town. The reason she was down there was that her roommate needed cheap dental work. He comes on the podcast to talk about the tooth they mistakenly pulled! Crazy stuff. Our guest host, Beatriz Jiron, who is on the podcast to talk travel, told us her husband said to her the other night. If you are a woman, this will make your...
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Laura Cain After DarkLaura Left Her Underwear WHERE???Laura got caught without her underwear on outside a building in Hillcrest. You'll have to listen to find out why! As Laura's spokesperson, Erik makes a major announcement about Laura in this episode. Erik is grossed out by a delivery guy. He then delivers a dose of Double D (Daily Dirt) and Producer Bryan chimes in with the scandal currently looming over the chess world. We have a listener email "Am I gross?" Please discuss. And, Miss Lee shuts down the show. Thank you Baja Coast Realty and ADR Wellness for being our sponsors. We love you guys and we...
2022-09-2058 min
Laura Cain After DarkLaura Comes Out of the ClosetWell, she literally does! Erik helps her regain control of her messy closet and it's amazing what they found in there! Laura is all about wheeling and dealing on Offer Up and receives a cool comment from some dude buying her dresser. Erik embarrasses himself in front of a client and he has a bunch of juicy gossip for his Double D segment. Then, Gary Bell, a Self-Care Guru, joins the show to talk about mindfulness, physical and mental health, and being a mentor to gay men. No matter who you are, you'll get something from this episode...
2022-09-131h 19Laura Cain After DarkYou Won't BELIEVE What We Found In Laura's RoomErik made good on his promise to help Laura clean and rearrange her messy room. It's amazing what they found under her bed and behind her dressers, yes, two of them! And the dirt, omg. You've gotta hear about what they discovered!Laura talks about her trip to NYC to drop off her daughter at college. Erik gets a hysterical text message from Laura that she accidentally sent him. Erik has a whole bunch of Double D (Daily Dirt) to share with you. And, we play a new Tik Tok game with pantyhose and a candle. It's insane.
2022-09-0643 min
Laura Cain After DarkIs Laura Gonna Cry Part 1The short answer is YES Laura is going to cry because her daughter Evan joins the show to tell everyone how thankful she is for their donations to her tuition fund. She tells us all about her school and how excited she is while Laura sobs. Erik tries to comfort her by saying that she could get him ready for work in the morning. haha. Erik talks about the little shopping outing he and Laura had the other day and how Laura is like a bull in a china shop. Then, Laura's dumb wifi dumps out. That's why there is...
2022-08-0925 minLaura Cain After DarkIs Laura Gonna Cry Part 2The podcast continues after Laura's wifi took a dump. Erik was just starting his Double D (Daily Dirt) with a new theme song. It's a solid report about the passing of Olivia Newton John, who Erik met when she came down to the Belmont Coaster with Jeff and Jer! Laura met her too! Anne Heche is another topic we discuss, the latest Britney news and a whole lot more. Thank you for being patient with us. Laura changed her wifi provider shortly after the show ended! haha. Love your podcast!Become a supporter of this podcast: https...
2022-08-0930 min
Laura Cain After DarkLaura Says Yep to NopeLaura tells us all about the movie she saw on Friday called "Nope!" And, holy cow, was it scary. She barely made it through and she likes these kinds of movies. Erik doesn't believe it's a good movie because he didn't care for Jordan Peele's other movies. Boy, is he wrong! Erik then talks about how he innocently stepped out of an elevator and into something horrific. Then, he downloads a bunch of Double D for us including Britany Spears news and Ben Affleck crying. And, we have an underwear question for you. Love your podcast!Become a...
2022-07-2635 min
Laura Cain After DarkOur Summertime Beauty Bin Picks!We share our most beloved beauty products about four times a year. This is our summer version of our Beauty Bin faves. All of the products can be found on our Laura Cain After Dark Amazon Store. https://www.amazon.com/shop/lauracainafterdarkLaura talks about her ongoing closet purge and begs Erik not to throw out her vast collection of leopard stuff. Erik takes a scary nap at work. Laura sleeps thru July 4th fireworks. Erik shovels up some Double D News and Erik's BFF, Marla, calls the show to talk about how rude Erik is on...
2022-07-1250 minLaura Cain After DarkLaura's INSANE Psychic Appointment (1)A few months ago we had psychic/medium, Natalie Vail on the show. She told Laura that she and Alfie were together in another life. So, this week, they went back to Natalie to delve more into the story. What you are about to hear is crazy and hilarious at the same time. And, they've been together for many past lives. Alfie comes on to talk about the experience. Erik's friend Marla calls in to tell us an embarrassing story. The Double D is stacked full of juicy celebrity gossip and we give The Tortilla Challenge a shot. Who gets...
2022-06-2359 min
Laura Cain After DarkMake Laura Laugh...Again...NOT!Laura hates jokes. She likes funny people, wit, and sarcasm, just not jokes. Erik is hellbent on getting her to laugh at his stupid jokes. Does he succeed this time? Erik also saves his apartment complex from catching on fire...WHAT? And, Laura is gearing up for her psychic appointment next week where she'll find out more about her and Alfie's past life together. Creepy and cool. We play a small round of The Question Game with Producer Bryan to round things out. Love your podcast!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487...
2022-06-1641 minLaura Cain After DarkLaura's Big Announcement!This is pretty huge so Laura brings in a guest to help her announce something major in her life. Wait til you hear Erik's reaction. We've been loving the Question Game that we've played for a few weeks now. These questions are very eye-opening and thought-provoking and sometimes very surprising. Play along with us! Erik, Producer Bryan, and our special guest play along, too. Love your podcast!!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support.SUBSCRIBE to our YouTube Channel, FOLLOW us on Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok, SHARE, LIKE, and by...
2022-06-0955 min