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We Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 58: *Our* Invisibility CapLauren here- I just want to say that my favorite part of this episode was when Katie (of The Dam Podcast)  tried to cite some "textual evidence" from the books when we all know that even Rick doesn't check the books for textual evidence.  In real news we have a special guest this episode! We talk canoes and how you should or shouldn't pay for them, if goats can swim, and Anne Hathaway. If you want to hear all that and more grab some nectar and ambrosia to snack on while you listen to this episode of We...2022-08-271h 33We Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 57: Derailed Super HardThis week we are joined by Robert from thedammemepage and like the title of this episode suggests we get Derailed Super Hard. We talk everything from East High to Percy's Shoplifting habits. There's some talk about when this episode comes out (spoiler alert it does not come out in September like we thought) and dogs attacking. Overall just a normal average episode that you can listen to while munching on some nectar and ambrosia.2022-08-201h 26We Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 56: Our Wildest Theory YetIn this episode, Lochlyn gives a little PSA on how to act when someone around you has a seizure while Lauren talks about cults. Lauren at one point messed up Percy and Grover's name and said the phrase "steebed it though the chest". Lochlyn brings up a crazy but very possible, dare I say probable theory that could change the way we view a character throughout the rest of this book and possibly the series. This could be the craziest episode yet and to really enjoy it you should grab some nectar and ambrosia while you listen to this...2022-08-101h 11We Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 55: Hi Sara(h)Hi Sara(h), are you listening? In this episode, dedicated to all the Sara(h)s out there, things get a little heated between Lauren and Lochlyn but like all good relationships they work though it with hard work and dedication. They talk about Stranger Danger, podcast Haikus, and how many deaths are too many deaths. If you want to have a little fun try and figure out how many times Lauren says "Seven Nation Army" or how many times Lochlyn says "So" and "Anyways" bonus points if she says "So anyways". Overall it's just a normal, fun, goodtime episode...2022-08-0351 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 54: We Can't Confuse The ChildrenThis week, Lauren and Lochlyn are joined by Quinn Albert, co-host of the Monstrous Women Podcast. They discuss secret keeping, museums, Barry Manilow, and the inconsistent nature of coats. Please enjoy the bird and dog ambiance this week. We figured out audio leveling. Maybe in another year we'll do some real editing. All that being said, grab your nectar and ambrosia, and enjoy this week's episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast.2022-07-301h 02We Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 53: Boy Scout PointsWarning we talk about adult things in this episode like beer pong, bathroom breaks on car rides, and Zoë possibly kidnapping people. Aside from that we got some mild disagreements between Lauren and Lochlyn (let us know who u agree with) and the uncomfortable assessment that Percy is a Pick Me Girl. If u want more then don’t hesitate to grab some nectar and ambrosia to snack on while you listen to this episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast!2022-07-201h 01We Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 52: Set Your Bets NowRun and run quickly to set your bets now! On what you ask? Well you can listen and find out! It is on the amount of names Lauren screws up? Or how many shirts Percy owns? Or maybe if Lochlyn wants to talk about it? You can find out by grabbing some nectar and ambrosia to snack on while you listen to this episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Out Podcast!2022-07-1328 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 51: Call Your Mom, PercyIt is a new episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast and Lauren and Lochlyn are back with their unique takes on chapter 7! While it is mostly an exposition chapter they still enjoyed it, talking about how everything is a cult, the lack of horse accessibility in the mortal world, and how Bianca is not being groomed. Through it all Lauren and Lochlyn just think that Percy should call his mom, they hope you agree as you grab a very tiny amount of (so you don't burn up) nectar and ambrosia to snack on while you listen to this week's...2022-07-0640 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 50: More Money LaunderingIt’s the 50th episode!!! This week Lauren and Lochlyn are joined by Lochlyn’s Muse: Maddy from the Fatal Flaw podcast! Join them as they talk pronouns of the oracle, Rick’s lack of knowledge about hair, and why camp not teaching life skills is a good thing. Also when listening back Lauren realized that she just repeated what other people said a lot so she’s sorry about that. So grab some nectar and ambrosia to snack on while listening to this week’s episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast!2022-06-291h 21We Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 49: The High Ground Is BetterOnce again Lauren and Lochlyn are disappointed in money management at camp. They talk for a while about camp finances and even a little bit about Avatar and the lack of earth-benders at camp. Lauren also wonders about how Iris Messages work in the other direction as Lochlyn is so excited to see Nico being excited. Even though camp might be a pyramid scheme this podcast isn't so grab some nectar and ambrosia (but not so much that you explode) and get ready to listen to this episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast!2022-06-2356 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 48: Does Percy Have Face Blindness?This week, Lochlyn and Lauren continue their Bianca debate and come to zero conclusions on the topic. Lochlyn struggles to say "Haiku", and Lauren sticks to her beliefs. This may be the most debate-filled episode yet, so play along and listen to this week's episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast.2022-06-1531 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 47: Grover Has Been Watching YouIn this episode, Lochlyn, Lauren, and Fran talk about if Percy is already overpowered, how aggressively anti-men the Hunters are, and how weird that is since they're supposed to be against *all* romantic love. Lochlyn asks a key question: do the Hunters' brains continue to develop or are they trapped in their 12-year-old state forever? They also discuss the complexities of Bianca's Big Choice. So grab your nectar and ambrosia, and enjoy this week's episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast! This episode features author and podcaster Francesca McMahon! You can find them at...2022-06-091h 08The Monstrous Woman PodcastThe Monstrous Woman PodcastThe Circe EpisodeThis is the Circe episode of The Monstrous Woman Podcast! In the fifth and final part of our Greek Mythology series Quinn and Megan discuss the interpretations of Circe from mysterious loner of Aeaea to the first witch in western canon to connoisseur of pigs. Quinn and Megan are also joined by Lochlyn and Lauren from We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast who lend us their perspective and Percy Jackson expertise. We know you all loved hearing Lochlyn and Lauren's deep dives as much as we did, so for more from them check out We Accidentally Vaporized Our...2022-05-021h 28We Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 46: Monster WirelessIt's time for chapter 2! Join Lochlyn and Lauren as they venture further into Westover Hall, refusing to stop talking about pillars. They continue with the nitpicking as they get onto the topic of how monsters work their cell phones. Overall a great and chaotic episode, with some only light characters bashing, don't worry though the bashing is deserved (in Lauren's mind at least). So grab some nectar and ambrosia as you get ready to listen to this episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast!2022-04-2740 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast1000 Downloads Celebration!Thanks to all of you lovely listeners, We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast has reached a huge milestone: 1000 total downloads!! To celebrate, Lauren and Lochlyn are taking a minute to reflect on the podcast, their favorite headcanon to come out of it so far, how they met, and anything else that comes to mind. Thank you for your support, and here's a 1000 more!2022-04-2423 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 45: How Do Pillars Work?Lauren and Lochlyn are diving into season three and book three: The Titan's Curse.  In this first chapter, they discuss their continued love of Sally, Thalia's character now that she has more than a handful of lines, the weird dynamic between her and Percy, and of course, how no one in the group seems to understand how pillars work.  The two also have a lofty goal of actually keeping track of things, specifically, will the group ever get their bags back? To find out, grab your nectar and ambrosia as Lauren and Lochlyn get into a new episode, and se...2022-04-2244 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 44: A Fun TopicIt's that time again! Get ready for the bonus episode of Sea of Monsters! Hear all the stuff Lauren and Lochlyn remembered they wanted to talk about once the book was over. What does Lauren really think about Tyson? How was Clarisse represented and how did Lauren and Lochlyn feel about it? They also discussed Annabeth's trauma and how it impacted her throughout the book (if you need to skip this episode feel free, take care of yourself and put your mental health first). So grab your nectar and ambrosia as Lauren and Lochlyn get into this bonus episode...2022-04-1540 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 43: Tree VomitThis is it folks, the end of an era, the final chapter in Sea of Monsters. Welcome to Tree Vomit! In this chapter Lauren and Lochlyn finally finish the second book in the Percy Jackson series. They talk about how all of Percy's problems get wrapped up into a nice little bow, but do they? Well you're going to have to listen to find out. So grab some nectar and ambrosia as you settle in to listen to this episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast! 2022-04-0636 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 42: It's Freaking Pi!One day we will hopefully stop being frustrated by all the little inconsistencies and things that are just confusing about Camp Half-Blood but this is not that day. Join us as we get frustrated, Lochlyn finally talks about the spoiler that she spoiled, and we fangirl over two 12-year-olds. So grab your nectar and ambrosia and settle into Episode 42 of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast!2022-03-3042 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 41: Chiron's Darkest SecretWith episode 41 here, our podcast can now have a midlife crisis! With that being said I don't think we had one this episode but soon. In this episode we do talk about Percy (as he is the main character), Annabeth (as she is the best), Luke (as he is the villain), and Chiron (as he is there and the episode title).So grab your nectar and ambrosia as We Accidentally Vaporize Our Podcast!2022-01-0636 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 40: The Mangos Were There The Whole TimeThis week Lauren and Lochlyn discuss the important things, like how easy it is to get a varsity letter, who gets to wear the jacket, and the existence of mangos.  There's some potential for bonding between Clarisse and Percy, and really don't we all win when the two of them get along?  Check out all of this and more as we read Chapter 17: We Get A Surprise On Miami Beach.2021-12-2927 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 39: Party City VillainsDo you love We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast? Have you ever thought that it was too long though? Have you ever wanted a super short episode that doesn't take too much time to listen to? Well if you answered "Yes" then here is the episode for you! Our shortest episode yet! Small in length but great in content and jokes! So grab some nectar and ambrosia as you listen to this (short) episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast!2021-12-1522 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 38: Mom Friend ModeChapter 15 here we go! Lauren and Lochlyn talk a lot about the grey area and morality, questioning the characters. Lauren also brings up Twilight, to which Lochlyn has a reaction you don't want to miss. They also bring up Wii Boxing, horror movie tropes, rages, and brain damage. If any of that sounds like you're cup of tea then grab some nectar and ambrosia as you settle in for this episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast!2021-12-0830 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 37: Maturing, Learning, GrowingWhile this chapter may be short in length it is not short in content. From Lochlyn saying that Percy getting bullied at school will help him fight monsters to Lauren not knowing how to say "fatal flaw." They also talk about which character everyone would be in Shrek and Lauren only wants to maybe quit the podcast over it but thankfully she doesn't. Along the way they even talk a little bit about chapter 14: We Meet the Sheep of Doom (though now that I think about it they really don't meet the sheep of doom, they see them but...2021-12-0128 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 36: Is There a Time Limit?In this week's episode Lauren and Lochlyn are a little hard on Percy and his "logic" which is not really all that sound. But despite that Percy takes a backseat in this Annabeth centric episode as we get rewarded with backstory! Lauren spends time trying to figure out how inclusive greek monsters really are. While Lochlyn is very interested in 8 year-old Annabeth's trama. This episode is a big deal though as it is the first time we welcome a guest! Lochlyn's sibling Claude joins us as we talk about chapter 13: Annabeth Tries to Swim Home! So grab your ambrosia...2021-11-2455 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 35: Mickey Mouse Clubhouse OracleAs we dive back into this chapter of Sea of Monsters which picks up after Percy taking a dive into the ocean in the last chapter. We talk job offers, what actually counts as sleep and how vitamins work. Lochlyn also gives a minor spoiler 3 times which makes Lauren really happy. Overall just a normal episode so get ready for this episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast!2021-11-1744 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 34: In Person?Once again Lauren and Lochlyn dive into The Sea of Monsters but this time they do it in person? Now if you thought that got off topic in a normal podcast episode you are not prepared for this one. They talk about almost everything except Percy Jackson but don't worry they do talk about Annabeth and Tyson. Also there is TW in affect for this episode as they do talk about abuse and suicide, please take care of yourself and either skip those parts or skip the episode if you need to. 2021-11-0548 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 33: Land v. Nautical MilesOn this episode the quest truly gets underway because we all know a quest never truly starts until you almost die. Lauren and Lochlyn discuss friends who hate each other, 7/11s, and how Iris Messages work when you're on the receiving end. I bet you've never thought about that and now you're going to wonder about it forever. If you want answers then grab your nectar and ambrosia and tune into this episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast!2021-10-2938 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 32: WWTDIt's a family reunion for Percy and another great episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast! We once again make fun of the tiny little things that bug us about the chapter. We talk a lot about Luke's outfit and how much of a "white boy villain" he truly is. We also talk about what will one day become our favorite line from the trailer for season 2 of the Disney+ Percy Jackson series. We also get more "evil gods" stories from Luke which leads into a little too much discussion of who's really "good". If any of the above...2021-10-2136 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 31: All Hands On DeckWe're all the way at 31 episodes and chapter 8 of book 2 and things are starting to get going! Join Lauren and Lochlyn as they join Percy, Annabeth, and Tyson as they join the passengers of the Princess Andromeda. We will follow them as you follow us for this wonderful chapter/episode. Lauren will once again make Harry Potter references while Lochlyn will have great analysis, so just like every other episode. So saddle up and get ready for this episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast.2021-10-1333 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 30: Bulls, Birds, Battlestar GalacticaBuckle up and get ready for a whole new episode where Lauren and Lochlyn do anything to avoid talking about Sea of Monsters. Instead they talk about how punishments at camp work and how it's all wrong. How magic fire works and then they question everything about it. The fairness of quest assignments or lack of fairness. Basically they spend the episode questioning camp and everything. Also despite the chapter title you shouldn't accept gifts from strangers. So settle ing and listen to this episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast!2021-10-0651 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 29: Oh No A Witch-hunt!It's not yet Halloween but there is a Witchhunt! This episode will deal with many topics like Lauren continuously mentioning how Poseidon created horses, Lochlyn being disappointed in Percy, how many pigeons are too many pigeons, and how an empathy link can bite you in the butt. This episode is also special because Lauren and Lochlyn were able to record it in person for the first time ever instead of over zoom! Who knew a quarantine podcast could go on for so long? Well if you're interested in all of the above and want to know more about how...2021-09-2255 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 28: Jaded and UpsetPercy is finally back at camp this week and Lauren and Lochlyn have a lot to talk about. Topics include the importance of not becoming dependent on trees, awkward comfort scenes, and the coolest guy at camp. So get ready for this week's jam-packed episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast!2021-09-1643 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 27: What Tree Are You?What tree are you? Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? What type of sunscreen do you use? How do you think the borders are Camp Half-Blood work? If you know some tea would you mention that you know the tea without telling the tea or would you just spill the tea? All these are important questions to think about when you listen to this episode. Don't worry the quiz is open notes. So get ready for this episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast!2021-09-0932 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 26: Annabeth AloneWhat's this? Annabeth is alone? But how? Why? When? If you want answers or to hear Lauren and Lochlyn get off topic for half an hour and occasionally talk about Percy Jackson then tune in for this episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast!2021-09-0136 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 25: We Need More PocketsEpisode 2! Who's ready for what they call Second is the best? I know you are so get ready to dive right into a brand new episode featuring Shadowhunters talk, Percy Jackson talk and some off topic rambling. So sit back and enjoy this episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast.2021-08-2536 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 24: Donald Duck StyleFirst order of business Disney please don't make us change the title Lauren worked very hard on it.  Now back on track.  Welcome back to a new season! Thank you to all our lovely and wonderful listeners for tuning back in and once again listening to We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast. In this episode, Lauren vows to be nicer to Lochlyn (we'll see how long that lasts) and Lochlyn reveals some deep dark childhood secrets (not really but wouldn't it be cool if she did?). So listen in and join your hosts on a new ad...2021-08-1826 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 23: Back for MoreTo hold you over until our journey to the Sea of Monsters begins, Lochlyn and Lauren have dived into The Lightning Thief one last time for a special bonus episode!  They'll cover everything from tracking foreshadowing for the big betrayal to how the ancient greek economy can still function on drachmas.  They'll be back soon with Sea of Monsters, but until then, enjoy this last trip with The Lightning Thief!2021-07-2932 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 22: Surprise! We Did It!Loyal listeners this is the end! Our last chapter/episode of The Lightning Thief, don't cry though because we will eventually be back for Sea of Monsters! Until then enjoy this episode with a summer speed run, post-quest anxiety, and talks of how straw dummies work. Seriously, we talk a lot about those dummies. We also talk about an interesting headcanon involving the possible friendship of two very surprising characters. Also if it's a burial shroud does that mean you get buried in it? Thank you for joining us on this journey, until next time this is We Accidentally...2021-07-1456 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 21: Elevator BondingIt's the Penultimate episode and if you don't know what that word means listen to the episode where we provide a definition! Lauren uses the word "stealen" instead of stolen (10 points to whoever notices that) and Lochlyn brings Harry Potter into our Percy Jackson podcast (not cool man). Once again the discussion of the last time Percy and the gang slept comes up for probably the 30th time. We also travel cross country from LA to Olympus and hopefully this is the last LA bashing chapter. On a more serious note this chapter deals with discussions of abuse, please...2021-07-071h 05We Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 20: Elite Manhattan Paintball CrewWelcome to Chapter/Episode 20! Lauren gives the best description of the podcast so far (provided in part by Rick Riordan) and Lochlyn gets a little emotional over a cute Percabeth moment, don't worry we didn't forget about Grover. This is an action packed episode filled with death and destruction and Lauren being really annoyed by a lack of rules in a fight (and no Lochlyn it's not that it's an unfair fight it's the lack of organization and understanding on the rules of the fight by both parties involved in said fight). Either way grab some popcorn (or ambrosia...2021-06-3040 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 19: Hades Is A Cult LeaderLochlyn and Lauren spend a long time discussing the worst and best parts of the underworld in this episode.  Unfortunately, they still managed to miss what would have been the joke of the season, so insert your own Sandals Resort/The Office joke for the Isle of the Blest. There are also questions about gatekeeping for Elysium and the legitimacy of the entire system.  Lochlyn and Lauren want much more detail about different aspects of the Underworld, but all in all, the main lesson from this episode is to improve your core strength in case your shoes become sentient an...2021-06-2359 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 18: Thinking About the DogLauren says “Yea-ah” about 20 times in this episode (she’s sorry about that). Death is also talked about a lot in this episode. A lot. A very serious amount of death talk. It’s almost like this episode takes place in the underworld or something. Also do you agree with Lauren or Lochlyn? And if you’re wondering what you’re agreeing with them about then you should listen to this episode and find out!2021-06-1648 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 17: Dumb Ways To DieLauren starts this episode off with a very modest and true bang! Lochlyn brings up a terrifying shark scenario and we talk about how we get our news these days. Lochlyn also introduces a new phrase that Lauren absolutely refuses to use. Lauren may or may not be rude to Lochlyn a little in this episode. Overall a normal and ordinary episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast!2021-06-0948 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 16: Greater KuduAt the top of this week's episode, Lauren gives a summary that is so detailed, the hosts consider ending the episode there.  They decide, however, to forge along and discuss how Sally is 100% for sure not dead, the proper etiquette of sharing and eating Oreos, and the parallels between Percy and Thalia's arrival at camp.  Lochlyn accidentally implies that one of the bad guy's henchmen might be Grover, and everyone feels bad about it.  They also talk about their surprise at how short the Lotus Hotel scene is when it was one of the best parts of the movie.  With...2021-06-0245 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 15: WAT RADIn this episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast Lauren and Lochlyn almost get into a fight! Lochlyn gives her the stink eye and Lauren retreats. They talk about conspiracy theories surrounding one of our favorite characters: Annabeth. They also present some plans that Percy and the Trio should have followed, that unfortunately, they didn't. Lauren also says the word "water" weirdly (seriously how did I not know how weirdly I said it?) and Lochlyn professes her hatred of the god who is buying them cheeseburgers. So stay tuned and enjoy Episode 15: WAT RAD!2021-05-261h 00We Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 14: Is Percy Deadpool?In this short yet extremely chaotic episode, Lochlyn and Lauren talk about the aftermath of Percy jumping off of the Arch, mixed signals from a water spirit, and if the Mist is similar to the Christmas magic in The Polar Express.  Lots of strong opinions came out this week, but luckily everything remained civil! TW for discussions of suicide ideation within the text.2021-05-1933 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 13: Fearless (Percy's Version)In lucky number 13, Lauren and Lochlyn talk a surprising amount of Divergent for a podcast about Percy Jackson (spoiler warning for the final Divergent book). Other topics mentioned are cool mortal appropriate nicknames for the gods, what might happen if the trio ends up in jail, and some fun elevator math that Lauren probably got wrong. So listen and enjoy this episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast!2021-05-1256 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 12: The Ultimate SacrificeIn this episode, Lauren and Lochlyn ask: do you even care about themes? Lauren also talks a little too much about sleepovers and Lochlyn is sentimental about stars. Though this episode may be on the shorter side it isn't lacking in off-topic rants and making fun of Percy. So sit back and enjoy hearing Lauren and Lochlyn talk about Chapter 12: We Get Advice From a Poodle.2021-05-0539 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 11: Jersey Is Not That DangerousThis week, Lochlyn and Lauren discuss the trio's visit to the Garden Gnome Emporium!  In this episode, they learn the importance of listening to your friends and utilizing found objects in your environment.  They once again consider satyrs and their interactions with other animal species and go on several other tangents (which is to be expected at this point).  Lochlyn is just now realizing the lack of Uma Thurman references and is very disappointed in this recording; hopefully, you will still enjoy it in spite of that!2021-04-2856 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 10: They Ruined *A* BusQuest time!! Percy, Annabeth and Grover are venturing out into the world with no supervision. Of course, things go wrong and danger and action ensue.  This week's detours include a return to the finances of camp, cellphones, childhood classroom technology and fanny packs.  We do eventually get back around to the main event of the chapter: bus ruining.2021-04-2259 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 9: The Meat Is Still ThereAAAAAAAND we’re back! After some serious recording woes, Lochlyn and Lauren return for their 5th recording of Chapter 9. They talk about the importance of having clothing for specific events, what the definition of harm is, and how rude it is when someone makes you agree to something without giving you all the details. It's a surprisingly straight forward episode, so enjoy it while it lasts!2021-04-1955 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 8: Are You Really Safe Here?We reached a new milestone on this episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast! Longest episode yet! We'd apologize but you're listening to us talk about Percy Jackson for a reason. We get a little too into history as a whole this episode and learn about Lochlyn's Wii Sports Resort training for Camp Half-Blood. We will apologize for Lauren's in-depth analysis about Godly birth control methods. So prepare yourself for Chapter 8: We Capture A Flag!2021-04-071h 08We Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 7: Legit LavaIn this episode Lauren and Lochlyn once again want to know about the camp's financial situation, as they ask important questions like: Do they pay taxes at camp? How does the camp store work? When they go to Mount Olympus and take public transportation do they use American or Ancient Greek money? Lochlyn once again manages to spend most of the time talking about Sally despite her not being in this chapter. Throughout all their financial questions and Sally-loving, Lauren and Lochlyn even manage to talk about Chapter 7: My Dinner Goes Up In Smoke.2021-03-3150 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 6: Heroboy or IdiotWelcome back to another episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast! This episode Lauren and Lochlyn talk about the coolest chapter title of them all: I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom. They take a deep dive into the camp's financials and get into a little disagreement about Annabeth's tone. So enjoy and then let them know, are you Team Lauren or Team Lochlyn?2021-03-2445 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 5: Infinitely More QuestionsIn this episode Lauren and Lochlyn discuss once again another pronunciation of a word that they're probably pronouncing wrong anyways. They also get super curious about the orientation film that is only mentioned in one line. Lochlyn also has many, many questions about Grover's internal anatomy. Overall just a normal episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast.2021-03-1746 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 4: Positive Temperature, Not Positive EmotionallyIn this week's episode of We Accidentally Vaporized Our Podcast Lauren is unable to remember the difference between the words "translation" and "pronunciation", while Lochlyn loves everything about Sally Jackson. In their continued effort the two manage to stay a little on track and in chronological order. Between talks of Snuggies and random headcannons about the NYU mythology professors they even talk a bit about chapter 4: My Mother Teaches Me Bullfighting.2021-03-1053 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 3: He Knows They Know He KnowsIn this episode Lauren and Lochlyn (or is it Lochlyn and Lauren?) talk about Chapter 3: Grover Unexpectedly Loses His Pants. They discuss a wide variety of topics including Grover's side quest around New York City, Lauren's intense hatred Tennessee Williams, Sally #goodmom Jackson, and time as a social construct. They also talk about Gabe, Percy's stepdad, in this episode. TW for discussions of abuse in relation to Gabe. 2021-03-0358 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 2: Red Flag CityIn their second episode Lauren and Lochlyn talk about the second chapter of The Lightning Thief: Three Old Ladies Knit the Socks of Death. They discuss Grover's non-optimism, greyhound sponsorship, turning tables and a lot of self-doubt. Despite getting a little off track and not exactly following the correct timeline Lauren and Lochlyn even talk a little bit about Percy Jackson. Spoiler warnings are in effect.2021-02-2432 minWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastWe Accidentally Vaporized Our PodcastEpisode 1: Is it Bruh-ner or Broo-ner?In their first episode Lauren and Lochlyn discuss the first chapter of Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief, I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher. They talk about pronunciations, the idiocy of 12 year olds and what actually is Upstate New York. They do all of this while managing to get completely and totally off track. Somewhere in between all of that they also talk a little bit about Percy Jackson.2021-02-1655 min