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Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast Arsenal Get Coal for Christmas. Festive Period Review Matchweek 19-20This was not a great episode. I lost the first 20 minutes of the show. Please enjoy the final 35 minutes and we apologize for the disjointed nature of the show.Happy New Year and thank you!---------------Join Laurent Courtines Live as he reacts to the BIGGEST stories in the greatest league in the world THE ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE! Festive Period Review Round's 1920📲Laurent's Twitter: https://twitter.com/courtines📲Chris's Twitter: https://twitter.com/Crod_FC🖥️Follow our Main Channel here!: https://www.youtube.com/@TopFCTV🖥️Newc...

2023-12-3135 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast Man Utd in SHAMBLES! Man City 3-3 Spurs with Controversy! Liverpool's Crazy COMEBACK! Match Week 14 ReviewNUFC 1-0 ManUtd, Arsenal 2-1 Wolves, Liverpool 4-3 Fulham, Chelsea 3-2 Brighton, Man City 3-3 Spurs | SQBT PodcastJoin Laurent Courtines Live as he reacts to the BIGGEST stories in the greatest league in the world THE ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE! Tottenham and Manchester City's High-Octane Clash: In a sensational showdown at the Etihad, Tottenham snatched a late equalizer to secure a 3-3 draw against Manchester City in an electrifying match.Chelsea's Tenacious Ten-Man Triumph: Despite being reduced to 10 men for 45 minutes, Chelsea displayed remarkable resilience to clinch a nail-biting 3-2 victory over Brighton at Stamford Bridge...

2023-12-0444 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast CHELSEA 2-2 ARSENAL STALEMATE. Liverpool Merseyside Dominance and City's Close Call. Premier League Match Week 9 REACTIONSWelcome to another exhilarating episode of the Squeaky Bum Time podcast with your host, Laurent Courtines! This week, we delve into the high-octane action from Matchweek 9 of the English Premier League. The Merseyside rivalry took center stage as Liverpool showcased their supremacy with a convincing 2-0 win over Everton. Across the cityscape, Manchester City had their mettle tested, narrowly edging past their adversaries with a 2-1 victory. We'll dissect the key moments, stellar performances, and tactical masterstrokes that defined this week's action. Laurent will also be sharing his insightful analysis on how these results could shape the title race...

2023-10-2344 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast Liverpool v Spurs - VAR ABOMINATION! How do we go on? PLUS Match Week 7 full Review.Welcome back to another riveting week of Premier League action! Laurent Courtines breaks down the latest in top-flight English football.Tottenham 2-1 Liverpool:Drama in North London! A late match-winner and a cloud of refereeing controversy. Were Liverpool robbed? Laurent dives deep into the key moments.Man City's Surprise Slip:The Sky Blues drop crucial points on the road, losing 2-1 to Wolves. What went wrong for City, and did Pep's absence in the stands play a part?United's Struggles Continue:All's not well at Old Trafford. Erik ten Hag...

2023-10-0249 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast Anfield's Magic Ignites Liverpool in Arsenal DrawGet ready for some Premier League football analysis on episode #243 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, hosted by football fanatic Laurent Courtines.In this episode, Laurent takes a deep dive into the Liverpool vs Arsenal match, discussing Anfield's magical charm and the city's identity and pride reflected by the team. Laurent describes Liverpool's heavy metal attacking and defensive style and how they dominated Arsenal in the second half of the game. Lively and enthusiastic commentary by the host, gives you a front-row seat at the Anfield stadium, where the crowd gets energized by the confrontation between Arnold...

2023-04-1136 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast Premier League Epic Clash: Manchester City vs Liverpool, Best-Run Clubs, and Football Management InsightsIn this exhilarating episode #240 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, join host Laurent Courtines as we:Dive into the highly anticipated match between Manchester City and Liverpool, discussing their incredible passion, intensity, and mutual respect, along with analyzing their strengths, weaknesses, and current form.Touch on the impact of injuries and potential lineup changes, as well as Arsenal's recent performance and chances of winning the league.Delve into the fascinating stories of Brighton and Brentford, two of the best-run clubs in the Premier League.Explore early Premier League history between Manchester United and Newcastle.Go beyond the games...

2023-03-3144 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast The Champions League Draw and Thomas Tuchel to Bayern - International Break Questions from ListenersWelcome to Squeaky Bum Time, An English Premier League Podcast hosted by Laurent Courtines. Join Laurent to keep up with all the news, results and discussion from the world of English football. In episode #238 Laurent dives into the Champions League draw, Julian Naglesman's firing and Thomas Tuchel's return to Germany. He also chat about Napoli's dominance in Italy and American soccer. Laurent chats about expectations for managers and his side team - Brighton. Finally he provides a preview of upcoming Premier League matches and speculates about the future of Spurs.Join us for all this...

2023-03-2442 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast Antonio Conte REDEFINES Spursy. Fulham IMPLODES v Man United and Haaland SCORES 8 in a week.In #237 episode of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, your host, Laurent Courtines dives deep into the world of football, discussing the FA Cup semifinals, Arsenal's impressive form, and the intense race for European positions. We also analyze Antonio Conte's explosive press conference following Tottenham's 3-3 draw with Southampton, where he questions the club's history, players' commitment, and ownership. We explore the concept of suffering in football teams and how it affects their performance and culture, using Tottenham Hotspur as a prime example. We also discuss the contrasting playstyles of Arsenal and Chelsea, and the challenges...

2023-03-2151 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast Arsenal's Front Three STEAL the Show! and Liverpool's CRUSHING Defeat: A Review of the Latest Premier League Matchups.Welcome to episode #235 of the Squeaky Bum Time podcast! Your host, Laurent Courtines, is here to provide a review after a Champions League midweek full of drama and disappointment, and ahead of a Premier League weekend full of quirks.In this episode, we cover a wide range of topics related to the Premier League. We start by discussing the relegation battle and analyzing the xG per ninety, goalkeeping, and game state for the nine teams that are in contention. We hypothesize that Bournemouth, Southampton, and either Leicester or Forest will be the three relegated teams....

2023-03-1445 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast Tottenham Hotspur: Time for a REBOOT? PLUS From Zero to Hero: Graham Potter's Winning Formula REVEALEDWelcome to the Squeaky Bum Time podcast with your host, Laurent Courtines. In episode #234, we'll be reviewing the Champions League midweek full of drama and disappointment, and looking ahead to a Premier League weekend full of quirks.Firstly, Tottenham's joyless Champions League campaign has come to an end with a historic 0-0 draw against AC Milan at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. But what does this mean for the future of the club? Does Tottenham need a reset, and who is the manager to replace Conte and rebuild the team? We'll be discussing this in Part 3 of the...

2023-03-1128 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast Liverpool OBLITERATES Man United in 7-0 ROUT: Is This the END for theTen Hag REVOLUTION?Join host Laurent Courtines on episode #233 of the Squeaky Bum Time podcast, as he recaps the exciting weekend action from Match Round 26 of the 2022-23 Premier League season.In Part 1, Laurent dives into Liverpool's incredible 7-0 victory over their bitter rivals, Manchester United, at Anfield. Laurent talks about how Salah and Fabinho were on fire, and how United looked like they were outmatched in every aspect of the game. Laurent also mentions how Bruno Fernandes had a particularly bad game.Moving on to Part 2, Laurent reviews Arsenal's sensational comeback win against Bournemouth. The Gunners found...

2023-03-0743 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast Grimsby's HISTORIC FA Cup Win STUNS Football Fans Everywhere - PLUS Manchester United v Liverpool preview.In episode #232, the Squeaky Bum Time podcast, your host Laurent Courtines is here to review the mid-week FA Cup and Premier League action and preview the upcoming weekend's fixtures. Here's what we'll be discussing in this episode:PART 1: FA Cup 5th Round UpGrimsby makes it to the Quarter Finals for the first time in 84 yearsTottenham's chances of silverware are all but ended by Sheffield UnitedPART 2: Arsenal's 4-0 winArsenal's emphatic win against EvertonThey win their game in hand and go 5 points clear at the top of the Premier League table

2023-03-0336 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast Man United Claims EFL Cup Victory - Here's What You Missed!Welcome to episode #231 of our Premier League Sports Podcast! I'm your host, Laurent Courtines, and today we'll be discussing the League Cup final and all the weekend's Premier League action.In Part 1, we'll be discussing Man United's impressive win over Newcastle United to secure the 2023 EFL Cup. It was Ten Hag's first trophy as manager of the club, and we'll be taking a closer look at how they did it.Man United beats Newcastle to win the 2023 EFL CupTen Hag's first trophy as Man United managerMoving on to Part 2, we'll be talking...

2023-02-2845 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast Liverpool's HUMILIATING loss to Real Madrid: What went WRONG?Welcome episode #230 of the Squeaky Bum Time podcast! Host Laurent Courtines is back to provide you with all the latest Premier League news and analysis.In this episode, we'll be covering a range of topics including the recent Champions League Round of 16 results and Manchester United's thrilling comeback win over Barcelona. Here's a breakdown of what you can expect:Liverpool stunned by Real Madrid: We'll be discussing Liverpool's recent loss to Real Madrid at Anfield, where they conceded 5 goals. What went wrong for the Reds and what does this mean for their Champions League campaign?Real...

2023-02-2442 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast Comeback Kings Arsenal take the Lead in Thrilling Victory over Aston VillaWelcome to the Squeaky Bum Time podcast, where we bring you all the latest action from the Premier League in England. In this episode, host Laurent Courtines will take you through match week 24's action and give a shout to the upcoming fixtures in both the Champions and Europa leagues. First we'll talk Chelsea and Potter and xG history before getting to our rundown.PART 1: Arsenal's Comeback Win against Aston VillaArsenal comes from behind to beat Aston Villa 4-2Jorginho scores the winning goal that sends Arsenal back to the top of...

2023-02-2156 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast Premier League and Champions League action galore! Man City on top, Liverpool's verdict, and Man United's thrilling draw with BarcelonaIn this episode of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, host Laurent Courtines delves into the latest developments in the Premier League and the Champions League. In Part 1, we'll discuss the exciting match between Arsenal and Manchester City. City activated their Champions League superpower to break down a defiant Arsenal and win 3-1, taking the top spot in the Premier League. We'll analyze the key moments of the game and what it means for both teams' seasons.In Part 2, we'll take a look at Chelsea's loss in Dortmund. The Blues stumbled in the Champions League against...

2023-02-1743 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast Arsenal and Manchester City Face Off in the Game of the Season!On this episode of The Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, host Laurent Courtines breaks down all the thrilling action from Week 23 of the Premier League. Laurent gives his ULTIMATE TAKES on VAR and why as FANS we DEFEND OUR CLUBS.Here's a rundown of what's in store:-Arsenal vs Brentford:Controversial 1-1 draw at home for ArsenalIvan Toney scores for BrentfordVAR takes center stage-Manchester City vs Aston Villa:City wins 3-1 at homeClose in on league leaders ArsenalPreview of the highly anticipated Man City vs Arsenal match...

2023-02-1457 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast The Merseyside Derby is Here! Can Liverpool Make a Comeback?Welcome to Squeaky Bum Time, the podcast for all things Premier League! Host Laurent Courtines is your guide to all the action from Match Round 23, including a deep dive into the ongoing Super League 2.0 battle. In this episode, Laurent takes a closer look at the following games: Leeds vs Man Utd and life after Jesse Marsch Chelsea vs West Ham Arsenal vs Brentford Man City vs Aston Villa and the financial battles they're facing Liverpool vs Everton Southampton vs Wolves Bournemouth and Eddie Howe's return Leicester vs Spurs and a round-up of the rest of the...

2023-02-1054 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast Manchester City's Off-Field Battles, The Super League 2.0 What Does It Mean for The Future of Football - Premier League Match Week 23 PreviewWelcome to Squeaky Bum Time, the Premier League Sports podcast, where Laurent Courtines, your host, takes you through all the exciting action from Match Round 23. Plus, what is at stake in our Super League 2.0 battle.In this episode, Laurent will cover the following key highlights:• PART 1: Leeds vs Man Utd and life after MarschJesse Marsch's tenure at Leeds United coming to an end.Manchester United and Leeds playing out a thrilling 2-2 draw at Old Trafford.A closer look at the current state of Leeds United and what the future holds....

2023-02-1054 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast Manchester City in Hot Water: The Latest on Over 100 Financial Charges - Premier League Match Week 22 ReviewJoin Laurent Courtines on the Squeaky Bum Time podcast for an in-depth look at Match Round 22 of the Premier League. As a dedicated Man City supporter, Laurent will give you all the details on the club's recent financial charges and the impact it may have on their future.In this episode, we'll cover the following topics:PART 1: Man City financial chargesOver 100 charges of breaching financial rules by the Premier LeagueThe potential consequences and impact on the club's futurePART 2: Dyche masterclass against ArsenalSean Dyche's...

2023-02-0743 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast The Premier League is the Super League in Disguise: What it Means AND Premier League PreviewsJoin Laurent Courtines as he delves into the biggest stories from the Premier League on this week's episode of Squeaky Bum Time. With fun, unique analysis and coverage, this is the ultimate destination for football fans.In this episode, Laurent will cover the following topics:• What the Carabao Cup Final Means for Manchester United and Newcastle United? Renewing their rivalry in a rematch of the 1999 Final.• January Transfer Window Recap:Discuss the main takeaways from the January transfer window and the most notable moves.• The Premier League as a Super...

2023-02-0334 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast You Won't Believe What Happened in the FA Cup 4th Round: Wrexham's Epic Draw & Brighton's Stunner Against LiverpoolJoin Laurent Courtines on The Squeaky Bum Time Podcast as we recap a thrilling FA Cup 4th round weekend and approach the transfer deadline day.Wrexham delivers an exciting draw against Sheffield United, and Brighton once again proves their dominance against Liverpool. We'll delve into the reason why the Big Six keep eyeing the Seagulls for talent, particularly with their standout player Mitoma.In other matches, Man City edges past Arsenal with their dynamic strike partnership, and Tottenham sets their sights on silverware with the addition of Danjuma.Plus, we'll take a look...

2023-01-3139 min

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast Battle of the Titans: Man City vs Arsenal preview OR David vs Goliath showdown: Wrexham vs Sheffield United. FA Cup 4th Round PreviewWelcome to the latest episode of the Squeaking Bum Time Podcast, hosted by Laurent Courtines. In this episode, we're diving into the exciting world of the FA Cup 4th round weekend.First up, we'll be previewing the highly anticipated match between Man City and Arsenal at the Etihad on Friday night. Will Pep and Mikel throw down the gauntlet or try to throw each other off the scent ahead of their Premier League meetings?Then, we'll be turning our attention to Wrexham as the National League side host Sheffield United. We'll also be taking a...

2023-01-2727 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Cheating on Your Lover with Brighton, in Brighton and Hove, and Albion.Mike and Laurent discuss sports adultery, because Laurent is spoiled as a Manchester City fan. His beloved Brighton produce a resounding 3-0 win over Newcastle, does that mean they're safe now?! Also: What do Newcastle fans *actually* want? Are we nearing the end of the negative football era? (Mike promises to not rant about Mourinho, then sorta rants about Mourinho) Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky...

2021-03-2324 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Spurs being Spursy - Do a Reverse Ajax, Giving Chelsea’s Mendy Some Credit!Mike and Laurent try to make sense of Tottenham's second-half collapse as they crash out of the Europa League and what that means for Jose Mourinho. Also: The guys go deep on arguably the most underrated player in the league, Chelsea goalkeeper Edouard Mendy What to do with Christian Pulisic? Should USMNT fans be worried? Europa League round-up and FA Cup preview Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and...

2021-03-1935 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast "Lamela and Sanchez" by William ShakespeareMike and Laurent walk through every twist and turn of the very Shakespearean North London Derby. Benched Arsenal players, Rabona goals, red cards, and goal-line clearances. All of it! The exact podcast you need for the match that had literally everything. Someone get Mike a cigarette and some anxiety medication. Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date!

2021-03-1642 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Who Replaces Messi and Ronaldo? North London Derby Preview!Mike and Laurent review the mid-week Champions League and Europa League results, and wonder who will take up the Messi-Ronaldo mantle when they're gone? Also: It's North London Derby week! Spurs travel across town to take on Arsenal as they try to continue their ascension up the table into the Champions League places Manchester United give up a crucial away goal at the death to Milan, and look ahead to a top-four clash with West Ham Joba Chamberlain (yes, the former baseball player) gets a shout-out, but it's probably not one he'll appreciate. Listening on...

2021-03-1227 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Klopp Out? Gerrard...In?!Mike and Laurent discuss the job Steven Gerrard has done at Rangers, and question why there hasn't been ANY criticism of Jurgen Klopp after losing six straight matches at home. We also discuss: United smash and grab the Manchester Derby yet again! Gareth Bale and Tottenham in full flight Is Christian Pulisic a bust at Chelsea? #kloppout #gerrardin EPISODE Five-Oh! Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and...

2021-03-0936 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast There's Only One Team In EnglandMike and Laurent go in-depth on Tottenham's tactics in today's cagey 1-0 win over Fulham, discuss Chelsea's resurgence under Thomas Tuchel and look ahead to this weekend's Manchester derby...even if it doesn't really matter at this point. Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894...

2021-03-0530 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Get It Together, Brighton!Laurent and Mike revel in the ridiculousness that is Brighton and Hove Albion. They're so good, and yet they can't score to save their lives. We also recap the weekend's action and look ahead to more midweek games! Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit...

2021-03-0229 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Arsenal's Store-Brand Ajax Moment! Mid-Week European ReviewIn this episode of the Squeaky Bum Time podcast, we discuss the results of the mid-week Champions League and Europa League matches and look ahead to matchweek 26 in the Premier League, including Chelsea-Manchester United. Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football...

2021-02-2629 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast West Ham? WEST HAM!We try to tell the difference between Liverpool and Spurs at the moment, figure out if Chelsea is in fact for real, and begrudgingly commend current Champions League spot holders... West Ham United? Plus: Fulham in a fight for the lives and pulling Newcastle in. The deep and unbridled Brighton and Hove Albion that Laurent can't quite And the rest of the Premier League roundup. Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter...

2021-02-2342 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Five reasons you watch Manchester United (and the 3 reasons you don't) Narrative in the Premier LeagueLaurent flies solo and discusses narrative in the Premier League. Why it seems so narrow? Why there is so little access and what sources there are. Also: West Ham are the greatest team in the world! Manchester City v Spurs is an expected dud. Manchester United do not show up v West Brom. Liverpool continue their slide. Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum...

2021-02-1618 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast El Douchico Part 2 Preview! Could Pep Kill Mourinho?Mike and Laurent gear up for the second El Douchico of the season as a reeling Tottenham travel to face white hot Manchester City. Does a blowout get Mourinho sacked? Also: Can Leicester cement their status as a top four contender with a wobbly Liverpool coming to town? FA Cup review - Everton knock out Spurs in a wacky 5-4 affair Which Manchester United will show up at West Brom? Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow...

2021-02-1239 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Liverpool v Manchester City review: The Age of Foden is Upon Us!Mike is back and has concerns about accountability with referees. Manchester City break an 18-year drought and win at Anfield 1-4 ruining Liverpool's title defense. Manchester United play awesome and draw (rather than playing like shit and getting the win) Also: Would more transparency with referee decisions reduce fan backlash and overreactions? Stop telling us who bottled what. Why can't we just talk about the top four race? Newcastle get Saint Maximin back and suddenly look dangerous! Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll...

2021-02-0945 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast It happens again - Manchester United win 9-0. Liverpool breached by Seagulls. Manchester City v Liverpool previewLaurent flies solo after Mike puts his hand in a wood chipper. Liverpool are collapsing and Ralph Hasenhüttl has to pick his team up off the deck AGAIN after a 9-0 drubbing Also: David Luiz does his bi-annual red card and penalty double dooming Arsenal. Mourinho in doom mode. Chelsea in the happy hands of a German Liverpool v Manchester City is a must win for the Reds and the Top 4 is on the line Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer i...

2021-02-0516 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast A Couple of Duds. The Transfer Deadline and Arsenal vs Manchester United. Regulation battle over?Mike still recovering his soul. We talk the transfer deadline. The narrative flips, the transfer deadline and #Oleout with another loss going to come back? Also: Liverpool are back, gone and back again? Where they ever really gone Battles of Claret and Blue. Can there only be one? Transfer deadline: Bargain basements and the clear-out of deadweight The relegation battle might be over before it begins. Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum...

2021-02-0236 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Liverpool Break Mike, City Top Table With Statement WinMike sounds off on a joyless, hapless Tottenham getting put to the sword by a clinical Liverpool and considers how one might fit Jose Mourinho into a wood chipper. Also: Is Ole Gunnar Solsjaer a good manager? One week it's yes, one week it's no! Make up your minds, media narrative gods! It's #BellLetsTalk Day in Canada and Mike thinks that should matter everywhere. Raise awareness and money for mental health initiatives! West Ham are currently in a Champions League place. Yes, you read that correctly. Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us...

2021-01-2946 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Chelsea Sack Fat Frank! FA Cup Review, Tottenham-Liverpool PreviewWe say farewell to Frank Lampard, who was sacked by Chelsea this morning, review the FA Cup Fourth Round action and prepare for Tottenham-Liverpool on Thursday. Listening on *Apple Podcasts* ( https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/squeaky-bum-time-an-english-premier-league-podcast/id1531367675 ) ? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American...

2021-01-2631 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Fortress Anfield Breached Liverpool lose to Burnley. Manchester City top of the league. United now Pogba's team plus Leicester have a chance.In Episode #80 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent recap a short, but wild week in the Premier League! Teams are reaching the halfway point... is it going to be a race to 80 points for the title?! Burnley hand Liverpool their first loss at home since the War of 1812! Man City go top (briefly) with an impressive, albeit controversial, win over Aston Villa! Paul Pogba is back for Manchester United and it is a problem for everyone else. Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments...

2021-01-2237 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Premier League half season review. And the status of every team and what they need to do.After a week off, we're back with a new show format! In Episode #79 of the Crap Football Crap Pundit, we take you through the ENTIRE table, top-to-bottom, and discuss the storylines attached to each club. * Manchester United and Liverpool play to a brutally boring 0-0 draw as United stay top of the league * But not for long? Here comes Manchester City and boy, do they look, well, like Manchester City. * Why do all analysts kind of suck at their jobs? Danny Higginbotham improves NBC's coverage dramatically, but how is the the only competent analyst out there?

2021-01-1946 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast FA Cup 3rd Round review and a SPECIAL GUEST!!!In Episode #78 of the Crap Football Crap Pundit Podcast, Mike and Laurent discuss the merits of the FA Cup's third round, if the "Magic of the Cup" is a real thing, and then preview the next few days' worth of Premier League action. Come for the football discussion, stay for the cameo appearance by Laurent's daughter Aveline! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played...

2021-01-1727 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Carabao Cup Clash Review. Mourinho and Pep Square off. Cup history and the Fa Cup 3rd round previewIn this episode Laurent flies solo to discuss all things Cup in England. History, his love of them and to review: Spurs verses Brentford. Manchester United verses Manchester City Then we go on and chat about FA Cup history what it means, and why it's important before we go through the highlight fixtures. Marine verses Spurs Aston Villa verses Liverpool Manchester City verses Birmingham City And the rest of the 3rd round. ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I...

2021-01-0820 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Liverpool slipping. Manchester United Rising, Manchester City Lurking and the rest of the Premier League Round 17 round up.Liverpool sputtering verses Southampton United making a statement verse Aston Villa Manchester City reclaiming their credentials verses a dying Chelsea. Arsenal winning 3 on the bounce Spurs out classing Leeds Plus a massive discussion on the nature of football and it's light and darkness. The idea of playing well and losing verses playing shit at winning... Football as philosophy. And the rest of the Premier League football round up. ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football...

2021-01-0543 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Premier league Matchweek 17 Preview - New Years Fixtures, Man United verses Aston Villa, Tottenham Hotspur vs. LeedsReviews and previews of the Premier League matches coming and going! REVIEWS Liverpool drop point AGAIN! Chelsea sputtering verses ascendent Villa Arsenal winning two in a row. Crisis over? United lucky again! Title Contenders? Leeds smash Big Sam COVID match cancellations and CRISIS! PREVIEWS Chelsea verses Manchester City! - loser leaves town! Manchester City verses Aston Villa - in-form teams battle. Ole driving his team to trophies? Liverpool need to right the ship verses their farm team Southampton. Are they just window shopping? ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur...

2021-01-0117 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Premier League Boxing Day Fixture Review - Arteta IN! Lampard OUT! Boring City and does anyone want to win this league?Overall - no one wants to win this league. Leagues drawing, dropping points. Covid is hitting pretty bad in England. Not sure what is going to happen in the next few days. Of the top 11 teams, only 2 wins.... Everton and City and they had their game postponed. Hard to get a gauge when teams have played between 14-16 games. It's very tight and the standings are fluid. Two weeks ago, Spurs were flying. Now they are down. Two weeks ago Chelsea where flying. Now they are down. Arteta was getting fired... Beat...

2020-12-2944 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Poch in at PSG. Plus we preview the big Boxing Day fixture list of the Premier League. And Arteta's loser leaves town match Arsenal v Chelsea.An EARLY release on Christmas eve! We pod on the meaning of Pochettino to Paris Saint Germaine. We check in on the meaning of the Carabao Cup and review the Semifinal match ups. We check in on Mikes feelings of winning and souring on Mourinho? And lastly we preview the big match week of Boxing day. ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football...

2020-12-2433 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Liverpool put the hammer down. Manchester United batter Leeds. Arsenal and Manchester City need Football Cialis and the rest of the Premier League reviewsMike has an opener on narrative... Spurs going to win one week, Ole out to Spurs, spur-sing to United challenging for the league. United 6-2 Leeds Insane game... Leeds what can we say? Fun times. Best United performance of the year, could have scored 10 easily. Not sure what the hell happened with Leeds here. Lots of great wide open goals. Like I said... some days Leeds will get lit up. But Leeds had a chance at 5 themselves. Insane football.. Palace 0:7 Liverpool. Liverpool putting their foot down. Through all the adversity they are clearing...

2020-12-2244 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Premier League Matchweek 13 reactions. Spurs Liverpool takes. Did the best team win? Are we stuck with crap football? City and Arsenal terrible.Liverpool 2-1 Tottenham... This one is for Mike to cover.... I thought Spurs were great. I thought Aurier was great. I thought Spurs could have won but Liverpool did. Happens. Draw was fair, Win was deserved. Liverpool are fucking good and I hate them for it. Sheffield United 2-3 Manchester United. Henderson gets his first start and shits the bed giving up a goal early. United scored good goals. And won. Rashford, Martial get off the mark and Pogba does it will. Just have those moments - because they are talented, but still don't...

2020-12-1843 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Manchester Derby Dud! Champions League Draw, Tottenham-Liverpool Kick Off Festive Period!we discuss a weekend where Manchester United, Manchester City, Tottenham, Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea ALL drop points! Also: Negative football seems like it's here to stay. We discuss why that might be the case. Champions League draw reaction! All three English teams get tough draws! Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang finally gets his first goal from open play...in his own net! Arsenal fall to Burnley! Tottenham and Liverpool both draw on the road, setting up a tantalizing matchup at Anfield on Wednesday evening ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry...

2020-12-1532 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #66 Premier League match week 10 review and Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur thoughts. Champions League action recap.In episode 66, Laurent flies solo again and laments the scourge that is VAR. The tyranny continues. Break down of: Chelsea v Tottenham Brighton V Liverpool Manchester City v Burnley Southampton v Manchester United and the rest of the weeks matchups... oh and Arsenal being terrible. ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually...

2020-12-0227 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Rapid response - Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester City. More CRAP from City.There is a new typical City and it's the typical Pep City. Possession, shots, control, no end product. But this was worse than that. This time it was an illusion of control. Spurs controlled this game WITHOUT the ball. It was a clash in philosophy and a clash in desire. Spurs stronger, physical and a unit. City weak, tepid, scared and without any spark. Pep has been resigned for 2 years but can City stand 2 more years of this type of football without something improving? -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with...

2020-11-2108 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #62 Mike and Laurent find something to talk about: Jurgen Klopp's Deal With the Devil and Wrexham AFC: The Gang Buys a TeamIn Episode #20 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike delves into the story behind all of Liverpool's sudden troubles after all that success, how Jurgen Klopp made a deal with the devil a few years back. You won't want to miss this one! Other storylines: Laurent discusses how the teams in the WSL have absorbed the narratives of their male counterparts. Arsenal, Spurs blowing leads, and Tobin Heath talking shit! The guys go deep on the history of Wrexham AFC, the team purchased by Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhinney. Follow us on Twitter...

2020-11-1733 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #61 International Break. An Ode to Southampton FC, USMNT Finally Back in Action - Squeaky Bum Time CFCP Production#southamptonfc #ussoccer #bundesliga In Episode #19 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent do a deep dive on what's made Southampton so good to begin the year and how cool Ralph Hassenhutl's "pirates" comment was. Other topics discussed: USMNT play their first game in eight months, with hardly any MLS guys! What a twist! Has Germany saved US Soccer from total capitulation after missing the 2018 World Cup? Comparing VAR and the Premier League to the French Revolution Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time...

2020-11-1343 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Rapid response - The REIGN OF TERROR of VAR continues.The TERROR of VAR rapid reaction. It's 5 minutes listen to it. Subscribe to the podcast for more TAKES!!! ------------------------------------ Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod) and Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #ericdier #carabaocup #championsleague #harrykane #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #newcastle #lcfc #leicestercity #leicestercityfc #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #pepguardiola #pepout #guardiolaout #ucl #englishpremierleague #everton #liverpool #klopp #afcrichmond #newcastle #lcfc #uswnt #womenssuperleague #womenssports #alexmorgan #schadenfreude #eriklamela #olegunnarsolsjar #josemourinho #manchesterunited #tottenhamhotspur #sergeaurier #jackgrealish #astonvilla #yankees #aaronboone #redsox --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm...

2020-11-1005 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #60 The Reign of Terror that is Premier League VAR. Manchester City v Liverpool. Manchester United v Everton and Arsenal blasted again.Episode 60 - Laurent flies solo and covers the entire matchweek 8 fixtures. Robispierrre, The Reign of Terror and VAR. The BIG one. Liverpool v Manchester City. Arsenal struggles vs Aston Villa. Leicester City going top v Wolves. Tottenham Hotspur grinding out a 1-nil v West Brom and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer his 9 lives and Manchester United defeating Everton. Plus the rest of the weeks matches heading into the international break. ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate...

2020-11-1029 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #59 UEFA Champions League review with more Ole Out Plus previewing the Upcoming Manchester City-Liverpool ClashIn Episode 17 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent look ahead to one of the biggest games of the year, Manchester City playing host to Liverpool. Laurent goes into how he thinks City will line up, and is concerned they won't change their style enough to hit a wounded Liverpool where they're weak. Also, the guys once again discuss the latest chapter in the failing marriage between Manchester United and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer after their head-scratching defeat in the Champions League and look ahead to their weekend matchup against Everton. Follow us on...

2020-11-0652 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #56 Mike is back! Manchester United v Chelsea dud. Heroic Liverpool survive. Manchester City drift in a draw and Vardy does Arsenal AGAIN - Squeaky Bum Time Podcast a CFCP ProdRun down - Preamble Champions League recap and the weirdness of COVID-19 Football. And players are human! Manchester United 0-0 Chelsea. Both teams in their own minor crisis. Both focusing on defense. West Ham 1-1 Manchester City. Typical City is getting redefined as an insipid performance where we City have the ball forever... Liverpool 2-1 Sheffield United. Narrative is driving me nuts. Liverpool match was treated as heroic. For fucks sake. Arsenal 0-1 Leicester. Gunners huffed and puffed but couldn't break a resolute Foxes who had Vardy on the bench. Weirdly Auba was on...

2020-10-2744 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #55 One-man pod giving a quick run down on the Champions League and question the European Premier League - Squeaky Bum Time Podcast a CFCP ProdRun down - One-man pod giving a quick run down on the Champions League and question the European Premier League Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod) and Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #ericdier #carabaocup #championsleague #harrykane #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #newcastle #lcfc #leicestercity #leicestercityfc #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #pepguardiola #pepout #guardiolaout #ucl #englishpremierleague #everton #liverpool #klopp #afcrichmond #newcastle #lcfc #uswnt #womenssuperleague #womenssports #alexmorgan #schadenfreude #eriklamela #olegunnarsolsjar #josemourinho #manchesterunited #tottenhamhotspur #sergeaurier #jackgrealish #astonvilla #yankees #aaronboone #redsox...

2020-10-2312 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #54 Squeaky Bum Time Podcast a CFCP Prod - We review Spurs West Ham madness. Debug Liverpool exceptionalism and praise Aston Villa.... TOP OF THE LEAGUERundown. Spurs -West Ham.Best half of the Mourinho era. Clearing something building. Respect to West Ham for kicking on. Everton - Liverpool.Liverpool really good and should have won. Good draw for Everton. Pickford should have been sent off, but the hysteria of him having to be out as long as Van Dyk is absurd. Chelsea - Southampton.Chelsea still a mess in defense. Lampard is play acting as a coach. Kepa still a disaster. Manchester City - Arsenal.Drab from the outside but steely for the deep City fans. Very satisfying win. Win...

2020-10-2043 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #53 Squeaky Bum Time Podcast a CFCP Prod - Mike and Laurent talk to our First guest Jesse Marsh, a writer from the Athletic. We preview MASSIVE gamesHere is the rundown. I defend Harry Maguire We talk to Jesse Marsh of The Athletic about his beloved West Ham and do a deep dive on where the Irons are going. Tottenham-West Ham Everton-Liverpool Man City-Arsenal Leicester-Aston Villa - the giant killers! Leeds-Wolves Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod) and Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #ericdier #carabaocup #championsleague #harrykane #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #newcastle #lcfc #leicestercity #leicestercityfc #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #pepguardiola #pepout #guardiolaout #ucl...

2020-10-1659 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #52 Squeaky Bum Time Podcast a CFCP Prod - Mike and Laurent talk our first negative review, sport cancel culture and the proposed premier league changes.We get our amazing first negative review. Read it on the air and BEG our new friend to please join us on the air! Mike relays the seeds of sport cancel culture in his time as an American Outlaw. Then we take a deep dive into "Project Big Picture" "Project Big Picture" Key Points ► Premier League reduced to 18 teams ► Bottom 2 PL teams relegated; top 2 Championship teams promot« ► 3rd, 4th & 5th-place Championship teams compete in playoff tournament with 16th-place Premier League team ► League Cup & Comm...

2020-10-1337 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast Rapid response - Premier League Big Picture plan reaction.Project big picture Of course it's a power grab. The disparity between teams is so huge and the investments so huge, its in the best interest of the big teams to do this. Why would they risk their necks to help other clubs? This is what happens when the power is not centralized in the premier league and is in the clubs. If you want some sort of altruistic one for all type shit, then the FA and Football league need to step up and create value. ...

2020-10-1309 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #51 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent talk sport TV. The evil of the international break. And winners and losers from the transfer deadline.Podcast rundown and notes. EPL pay per view why not just have a fucking sunday ticket?! I thought peacock - nbc sports gold $5/month and B/R live for champions league - $3 per match 15 pounds PER MATCH?! are you crazy?! 19-1 decision by premier league clubs Transfer window discussion Winners Spurs - Hojberg, Bale, Reguilon Chelsea - the Hazard money gets Havertz and Werner Everton - James Rodriguez, Allan, Doucoure Aston Villa - Emi Martinez, Ross Barkley, Ollie Watkins Losers: ...

2020-10-0944 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #50 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent talk SCHADENFREUDE! And the biggest hump of the two biggest teams in English football. What a WEEK!In Episode #8 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Laurent and Mike discuss how much joy they take in seeing their hated rivals lose, coming off the heels of two MASSIVE blowouts in the north of England! Liverpool become the first defending champion to give up SEVEN goals in a loss to Aston Villa Manchester United surrender six of their own at home against Tottenham Mike called it: West Ham are a problem! Everton are top of the league?! Where am I? Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod) and Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #ericdier #carabaocup...

2020-10-0522 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #49 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent talk famous in-game shits. And the rest of the Caraboa CupIn this episode of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike delves into a pretty ridiculous turn of events in this week's Tottenham-Chelsea match, we discuss the Champions League group stage draw and look ahead to this weekend's matches. • Carabao Cup: Arsenal beat Liverpool at Anfield? • Manchester United host Tottenham, and Mike's not feeling great about it. • Manchester City travels to Leeds--take the over! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod) and Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) tc stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #ericdier #carabaocup Schampionsleague #harrykane #sonheungmin #heungminson Totten...

2020-10-0141 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #48 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent talk City's catastrophe v Leicester and begin #PEPOUT, New manager options for City to shock Mike and more Premier League roundup.Mike and Laurent talk City's catastrophe v Leicester and begin #PEPOUT, New manager options for City to shock Mike and more Premier League roundup. Oh, and the Nazi's show up again.... -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league...

2020-09-2945 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #47 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent (a cricket named Yaya and Aveline) talk Ted Lasso, this weeks fixtures, Steve Jobs being Adolf Hitler and the rest of the Premier League Weekend. Mike and Laurent (a cricket named Yaya and Aveline) talk Ted Lasso, this weeks fixtures, Steve Jobs being Adolf Hitler and the rest of the Premier League Weekend. -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier...

2020-09-2521 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #46 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent talk the goal explosion in week 2. City's first match verse Wolves and review Liverpool v Chelsea-------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep guardiola jurgen klopp unai emery Mauricio Pochettino liverpool manchester united chelsea ...

2020-09-2242 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #45 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent Talk Trophy Culture in England. The Return of Gareth Bale and preview Chelsea Liverpool.-------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep guardiola jurgen klopp unai emery Mauricio Pochettino liverpool manchester united chelsea ...

2020-09-1841 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #44 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent Talk Liverpool Leeds, Woman's Football... Rooting for Laundry and Gigantism.-------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep guardiola jurgen klopp unai emery Mauricio Pochettino liverpool manchester united chelsea ...

2020-09-1541 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #43 CFCP - Introducing Mike Salerno as a co-host. A summary of the 2019-2020 season. What are we doing? Where are we going!Mike Salerno joins. Because two crap pundits are better than one. This was a hardcore football only pod. If you are looking for other hijinks it will come. We are looking to podcast often. And we'll get it going! -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll...

2020-09-1031 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #42 More CoronaCraziness with a Special Guest! My SISTER. Simone Courtines guest star.Nothing better than siblings talking on a show. We're relaxed we know each other and cover all sorts of topics. RUNNING ORDER Liverpool fucked Ziggy stardust sportsman. Sport journalism better than actual journalism. Universal income, but no entitlements The real meaninglessness of sports comes to roost. Women's sports equal to men? Not really. Simulate games as a substitute for live. (People might gamble) Wiping your ass with Lettuce and E-coli. --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I...

2020-03-1649 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #41 Manchester Derby, a Manchester DUD. Trump wants to be down, and fears Joe. Coronavirus mayhem and Laurent Reads BreitbartSkip around, but definitely stay for the reading of Breitbart comments. RUNNING ORDER Manchester derby. City terrible. United quite good. SD loyal. Shit game. Good atmosphere Diet update. Carbs no bueno. Lots of energy. Crazy Joe Biden. Trump wants to be black CoronaCrazy and nature's smart systems of panic CoronaCrazy Economy tanking - OPEC Laurent Reads Breitbart comments --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I...

2020-03-0927 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #40 FORTY!!! City Real, Eating decent, Love for Hanford, Bizarreness of Bramlage and Breitbart comments.Skip around, but definitely stay for the reading of Breitbart comments. RUNNING ORDER City in Europe Meaningless of sports fandom Eating wellish me Sports breakup Giving comedy a go? Bramlage as a socialist. Breitbart comments. --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll...

2020-02-2935 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #39 Taking topic requests - Bloomberg, Baseball and the ever popular D!&k$No soccer but lots of other shit. Enjoy --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep guardiola jurgen klopp unai emery Mauricio Pochettino ...

2020-02-2024 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #38 Manchester City receive the "Death Penalty" - banned from the UEFA Champions League for 2 years.This is an all City all soccer pod. If you are looking for some of my other stuff... don't listen... I go into the history of City with Uefa and some of the reasons, with all the corruption in sport, City are being made an example of. --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your...

2020-02-1517 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #36 Three month break... Little Football, Liverpool recreate the Somme & I read the news from Drudge and Breitbart... oh and I read the comments--------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep guardiola jurgen klopp unai emery Mauricio Pochettino liverpool manchester united chelsea ...

2020-02-0423 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #35 Pro/Rel takes AGAIN. Liverpool v City review. Spurs fire and hire a coach! Premier League where we are. Matchweek PreviewOn Today's Show: Not crap football anymore - so says my shrink Liverpool City takes Pochettino out! Mourinho IN Ladies Sports ideas Pro/rel for everything AGAIN! Preview of match week 12 --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. ...

2019-11-2226 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #34 Deep cuts on Pro/Rel for ALL SPORTS. Premier League where we are. Matchweek PreviewOn Today's Show: Shout outs Everything like soccer. World Series sadness Where are we in the premier league Preview of match week 11 --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep...

2019-11-0230 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #33 - Back from New York City and my love of piles of Garbage! - Premier league review and Preview.On Today's Show: Shout outs International break Racism Bulgaria England War in China NBA Baseball? #sad Summary Match Week 8 & 9 --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep guardiola...

2019-10-1813 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #32 - Live From New York City - the international break! Premier league review and Preview.On Today's Show: Shout outs Premier League Match week 8 review --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep guardiola jurgen klopp unai emery ...

2019-10-1107 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #31 Mega Pod - Shout outs! Spurs narrative bull$hit. Champions League review, Premier league review and Preview.On Today's Show: Shout outs No Monday Video Maradona Narrative Champions League review Premier League Match week 7 review Standings review Premier League Match week 8 preview. --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc...

2019-10-0427 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #30 Impeachment? Carabao crap-ity Cup. And Premier League match week 7 matchups.On Today's Show: Fucking impeachment Laurent-a-palooza NYC bound October 10th Carabao Cup Spurs in Crisis Matchweek 7 previews --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep...

2019-09-2717 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #29 European football review! Liverpool,Chelsea lose! City win, Spurs draw!On Today's Show: Uefa champions league is back! Reviews of the big games. Europa league? Meh. Premier league round 6 preview. And consistently posting podcasts when no one is listening.... --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep...

2019-09-2011 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #28 Premier League IS BACK!!! Previews of round 5!On Today's Show: My schtick- dicks and Nazis. Chappelle ? It's funny ok? Get over it. The power of George Carlin. Gary V parenting? The backlash to helicopter. Kids as product Premier league previews What the hell is up with the schedule? ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but...

2019-09-1317 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #27 International break. Depression, American soccer-fandom and the state of the Premier League. On today’s show: Depression Comes and goes. Why not talk about it? US mimicking and soccer fandom. Fights at Red Bull NYCFC Portland Antifa Iron Front International BREAK! Too soon. Germany v. Netherlands. State of Premier league Its city v Liverpool and everyone else. The start of the NFL and F Neymar .----------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not ha...

2019-09-0819 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #26 North London Derby Preview - Arsenal v Spurs. Plus, the first week of kindergarten.On Today's Show: Family Anecdotes First Week of School Uncomfortable praise Are we sure playing out from the back is good? Champions League Groups preview Premier League Match day 4. ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but...

2019-09-0621 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #25 VAR chants, Penalty drama, Week 3 previews and sports narrativesThe Quality is going up but my voice is going down! ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep guardiola jurgen klopp unai emery Mauricio Pochettino liverpool manchester ...

2019-08-2317 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #24 VAR Rants and deep dives plus GUEST Mike Salerno of Baseball America talks Manchester City v Tottenham HotspurWe have a guest! Our first one! Mike Salerno is a massive sports men and the biggest Spurs fan.... he's not drunk in this episode... so it's not his funniest, but we cover the latest installment of El Doucherico - the Douch Derby when my beloved Manchester City take on Mike's boys in Tottenham Hotspur. Enjoy! ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or...

2019-08-1536 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #23 - Crap Football, Crap Podcast - Premier League preview pod... oh and the 1,000,000 gun march.Season 2 of the pod kicks off off with new boys Norwich heading to Anfield... oh and gun rights... ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep guardiola jurgen klopp ...

2019-08-0621 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #21 - Crap Football, Crap Podcast - The final before the final. Must wins for City and Liverpoolgetting near time to declare a champion. city win out and it's over. if Liverpool drop points and city win it's over. COME ON! ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep guardiola jurgen klopp unai emery Mauricio Pochettino liverpool manchester united chelsea arsenal totte...

2019-05-0411 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #20 Crap football, Crap Pundit. The Manchester Derby and the final run in. Plus... wtf draw? And why goals matter---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep guardiola jurgen klopp unai emery Mauricio Pochettino liverpool manchester united chelsea arsenal tottenham spurs hotspur epl...

2019-04-2516 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #18 Crap football Crap Podcast - Professionalize all sports and lose the communist sport oligarchies - Plus Premier League run and legacyWe rant about the state of sports... get rid of the draft! Let teams SPEND. Let the teams be independent! Down with the sport cartels! Plus, the premier league is winding down.. we check in on the final run in of this weeks games. Who is going to blink? Liverpool face Chelsea and City go to Place... Scary stuff! ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I...

2019-04-1117 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #17 Crap football Crap-Podcast- Weird-schedules-rant-institute Military Draftreinstate the military draft! midweek games! man united back to being crap? spurs new stadium opening and more! ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep guardiola jurgen klopp unai emery Mauricio Pochettino liverpool manchester united chelsea arsenal tottenham spurs hotspur epl efl championship sky sp...

2019-04-0311 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #16 - Crap football, Crap podcast - Unemployed, driving in California. Liverpool v Spurs preview and Trump hot-takesJobless and driving. Premier League is back... but so what? Trump! Mueller! The joys of Irvine CA, and what being laid off can do for you! ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep guardiola jurgen klopp unai emery Mauricio Pochettino liverpool manchester united chel...

2019-03-2912 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #15 - Crap football, Crap podcast - How I fell in love with Football/Soccer (and hate Baseball)It's an international break week, so no stories to follow along to. The soap opera of the Premier League and my Manchester City love fest takes a break. What a good time to reflect, and help you folks understand how a person who loved baseball, became a full fledged soccer head. ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I...

2019-03-2120 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #14 Crap football, Crap Podcast -Preamble on Painkillers, Cardi B & Work. Preview of the FA Cup Quarter Finals, Premier League Match week & Champions League DrawA weird weekend of FA Cup Quarterfinals and Premier League playing at the same time. Preamble of painkillers, Cardi B and the time I got in trouble at work. Plus Preview of the FA Cup Quarter Finals, Premier League Match week & Champions League Draw ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched...

2019-03-1515 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #10 Crap football, Crap Podcast. Double Derby weekend from the Pacific!Preview of the Weekend matches with a Triple Derby! Spurs v. Arsenal, Everton v. Liverpool and low-key Fulham v. Chelsea. Dog days of the season.... looking for City, Manchester United to keep pace and keep the pressure on. ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it...

2019-03-0211 min

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast #9 Crap football, Crap podcast. Midweek Premier League PreviewPreview of Tuesday's and Wednesdays games! Can Kepa come back to Chelsea? Do Tottenham rebound against Chelsea in Stamford Bridge? Can Liverpool and Manchester City keep battling or will one slip! ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO...

2019-02-2613 min