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DoomslayersCatch Up On Correspondences IV: Season's Fleetings🌸DOOMSLAYERS SEASON 2 FINALE🌸That's right doomers! Rather than kissing under the mistletoe and wrapping gifts, these three Children of Unilateral Lampadomancy and Transfiguration are fisting under the macrame and wrapping up Season 2 of Doomslayers!The girls conclude their amazing year in The Collective by reflecting on their peaks, their pits and the artistic dream/humiliation ritual that was creating their Fringe show APOCALYPSE HOW?They have a final rummage in their heaving sacks and pull out their last quandaries, including a charitable listener having a offal time with an elderly friend...
2025-12-1650 minDoomslayersI Would Rather Die Than Let My Kid Eat Cup-A-SoupRumination is the topic this week as Laylah and Annie chat about how they both love therapy and particularly sending other people to therapy.The dooms include a listener who’s struggling to move on from a difficult childhood, one who’s struggling to move on from an awkward work situation and one who’s struggling to move on from a celebrity obsession. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Cl...
2025-12-0146 minDoomslayersDo You Want Love Or You Want Fame? Are You In The Game?As Donna and Laylah have come to the conclusion that all they need is eachother, they chat monogamy together this week.Donna chats about how amongst the gays, it can be hard to imagine a future of monogamy while Laylah shares her belief that she’ll someday cheat for the fun of it.The dooms include a family torn apart by an open relationship, a child who resents their parent’s polyamory and a woman who’s discovered her husband’s affair.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW w...
2025-11-2437 minDoomslayersIf You Can’t Be My Friend, Then Please Don’t Be My Enemy!As the girls discuss friendship, Annie chats about friendship longevity, Donna discusses friendships that can be restrictive and Laylah shares her theory that she’s not a very good friend.The dooms include a friend who’s gone postal, a man who caught his girlfriend having a flick to her bestie and a listener who needs advice post argument.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Sp...
2025-11-1751 minDoomslayersYou’re A Virgin Who Can’t DriveThe Doomslayers chat rejection. Laylah talks about her teenage years of developing cliques, Annie divulges her tendency to send the wrong signals when she first meets someone and Donna discusses her simple technique to avoid rejection.The dooms include a listener who’s hot for hurler, one who can’t require her friend’s affection and a person who’s consistently unlucky in relationships.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissi...
2025-11-1055 minDoomslayersPretty Much, I Would Let Gemma Know…Conflict is girl’s topic of choice this week as they discuss the tensions that arose around their recent Fringe show. Laylah discusses her love of conflict, Donna says she feels conflict adverse, despite the others thinking she’s quite good at it and Annie admits she’s terrified of it.The dooms include an AI wedding, a doggy pressie for Grandad and a child who’s getting a little aggressive.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!
2025-11-0348 minDoomslayersYour Hair Looks Sexy Pushed BackThis week, the three girls discuss their trad-wife tendencies. Laylah talks about her fear of being an unaware nazi, Donna discusses her propensity to go crazy when she’s attracted to a man and Annie chats about her previous experience of choosing a relationship because she thought it’s what’s expected of her. Dooms including a totally hot chick who’s somehow attracted to a nerd, a gay guy afraid he’s turning straight and a straight guy who might be accidentally in a gay relationship. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us...
2025-10-2755 minDoomslayersNumber 17, The Spreadeagle!We're BAAAAACK! 🌸🏵️🌼Hot sister-wife summer is officially over and the girls are READY to spread more than just the good word. With their hearts full of The Leader's love and their legs gaily akimbo, this week's topic is SEX 🫦Sister Laylah discusses the erotic potential of exacting revenge, Sister Annie extols the virtues of f*cking the pain away and Sister Donna bravely bemoans her experiences as a victim of the Madonna/wh*re complex.Dooms include a listener who is grappling with a kink for running late, and some parents whose...
2025-10-2046 min
Poz Vibe PodcastLAYLAH BEATTIELaylah Beattie is an Irish performer and podcaster in her late 20s. Her podcast Doomslayers is an exploration of hedonism in a world that consistently feels like it’s ending with Annie Queeries and Donna Fella.We love Laylah and we love you!Say powerful and pozitive,Veda and Robbie.Poz Vibe Podcast is a Veda Lady and Robbie Lawlor production. Big thanks to our sponsors Dublin Pride who make this series possible. We’d also like to thank The Boiler House, Man 2 Man, Gay Health Network and The George for all their help and support.Episodes are produced by Veda and Robbie with production assistance and editing by Esther O'Moore Donohoe. Artwork, social media assets and
2025-06-0946 minDoomslayersCatch Up On Correspondences III: Another Year, Another RearIt’s that time again! The Doomslayers are finishing up the season and they’re clearing their inbox of unuttered dooms.The dooms include a coworker who’s marrying a woman, but must now tell his boyfriend, a listener who’s been queening out with his besties ex and a seaside town enthusiast who’s terrified of the local wildlife.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!
2025-05-0549 min
Catch Up with Louise McSharryCatch Up on Being Trans in 2025 with Laylah BeattieSend your thoughts, feelings, opinions and suggestions to 0892096423!We've talked a lot about trans rights this week in response to the UK's supreme court ruling on the 'definition of a woman' so I thought this week's Friday episode should be a conversation with someone from the trans community. Laylah Beattie is an Irish writer, performer and podcaster, and she graciously gave me her time this week to talk about how she's been feeling in the wake of the ruling and the general change in tone when it comes to trans rights both here in Ireland and...
2025-04-2548 minDoomslayersI Will Swallow HimMy favourite holy ritual is the stations of the cross dressers!This week, Donna and Laylah are chatting religion. Donna chats about her love of hymns and how she won’t go to mass now unless she gets paid. Laylah talks about her borderline problematic obsession with Judaism and how ridiculously horny she used to get over the Jesus statue in Cabinteely.The dooms include a messiah meme enthusiast a listener who’s hot for preacher and a catholic co-worker....
2025-04-2139 minDoomslayersDepth Becomes HerThe girls are deep diving into well..depth. They chat about how everyone is so deep and so shallow these days, agree that they’re all horrifically vain, and Laylah talks about giving a psychopath a blowjob again.The dooms include a narcissistic ninny, a listener who’s fed up of fake hippies and a man who’s embracing his bisexual furry side.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!...
2025-04-1450 minDoomslayersNow She Wants To Do Transgender Operations On Illegal Aliens Who Are In PrisonIf you’da been there, if you’da seen it, I betcha you woulda done the same!Donna and Laylah are discussing crime this week. Donna reflects on her time as an international thief and discusses being tracked by the Gardaí and another incident of false accusation.Laylah discloses the time the Guards knew her by name and a time when she used being transgender to get her lover’s lover off the hook. That has to be a brand new sentence.After planning how the three ladies would pull off a h...
2025-04-0744 minDoomslayersDo You Love Me Now, Mama?Mothers are being celebrated in this week’s episode!Donna chats about her mother pretending to be a witch when she was a child (again!), Annie reminisces about jumping train gates with her Mama and Laylah discusses the Apple of her eye and cause of her wounds, Angelyne.The dooms include a mamma who’s a scamma, a doom about womb and a new mother who needs parenting advice from the Doomslayers (what has the world come to)**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**
2025-03-3154 minDoomslayersTwo’s Company, Three’s An OrgyThree’s a crowd, so Donna has left for the week and Annie and Laylah have the mics.Laylah recounts how disgusted she was on her solo trip in Brighton, but how she felt soothed in the arms of many lovers. Annie talks the company she finds stimulating and her aversion to being around the “cool gang.”The dooms include a listener who ends up hating every friend they get and a friend of a boyfriend who’s causing problems.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contac...
2025-03-2447 minDoomslayersThat Is The Ugliest Effing Skirt I've Ever SeenLá Fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh go léir! ☘️To celebrate this most auspicious day in the Hibernian calendar, Sister Annie and Sister Donna discuss the completely unrelated topic of FASHION!Although they make absolutely no mention of St Patrick, snakes or the day's festivities at any point, they do discuss IN DEPTH a deeply Irish sartorial cultural gem: Paisean Faisean 👗💑Bain sont as, a pháistí!**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalli...
2025-03-1753 minDoomslayersThere Are No Small Roles, Only Small ActorsNothing you say matters unless that camera is roleing.Laylah has confusingly returned from being raptured and updates the girls on the experience. The girls then discuss the roles we assign ourselves within our friends and families. Annie talks about being the eldest baby in her family, Donna discusses her role as the common enemy and Laylah chats about her Christmas breakdown over Everything Everywhere All At Once. Dooms include a judgemental mother-in-law who’s actually an empath! A person who’s being labelled the ‘fat friend’ and a pair of uncommunicative parents.
2025-03-1050 minDoomslayersThe Future Is Now, Old Man!The future is now old man!!This week, with Laylah raptured and Donna inexplicably comparing the present state of affairs with the SpongeBob movie, the girls discuss the future.Annie discusses her denial of the future, Donna chats about her nervousness for it and the discussion declines into a chat about how awful the world is and how Dublin should be more like Paris.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling...
2025-03-0349 minDoomslayersThat's My OPINIOOOOON!!!This week, the Children of Unilateral Lampadomancy and Transfiguration have a decidedly meta discussion as they share their opinions on...opinions.Sister Laylah defends her right to ignorance and hatred (moreso than usual), Sister Annie reveals her controversial opinion that humans should cease all procreation (so maternal!) and Sister Donna would like to remain (chaotic) neutral at this time.The gals assist desperate listeners tackle a mother-in-law meddling in medical munching, another mother at a crossroads with a baby name innuendo and a potential podcaster desperate to share their scintillating opinions but crippled...
2025-02-2448 minDoomslayersWhy Don’t You Have A Piece Of Bread And Maybe You’ll Calm DownThe Doomslayers are breaking character this week and discussing coping. Annie has a rant about billionaires, Donna discusses disengaging and going into a cave and Laylah talks about trying to control her compulsions.The dooms include a Coke (zero) addict, a person who was dropped on the floor repeatedly (in a kind way) and a woman who’s afraid she fucks like a fish.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!GOOGLE FORM (anonymous su...
2025-02-1750 minDoomslayersI Cooked! I Decorated! I Made It Nice!The Doomslayers are talking about home! Laylah details how to keep the peace when you live with a million people, Donna has a plan for a commune and Annie reflects on her life of privilege when she owned a red brick house.The dooms include an awkward argument, a listener confined to her room and a roommate’s boyfriend who just won’t leave!**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!GOOGLE FORM (anonymous subm...
2025-02-1049 minDoomslayersI Have This Weird Thing That If I Sleep With Someone, They're Going To Take My Creativity From Me Through My VaginaCreativity is on the hydroponic honey’s minds this week as they discuss the pros and cons of working together. Donna reflects on the peaks and pits of her drag career, Laylah talks about the break she’s taking from creating and Annie discusses her passion for video editing.The dooms include a member obsessed mother, a boyfriend whose art stinks and a creatively constipated individual.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!GOOGLE FORM...
2025-02-0351 minDoomslayersI’m Just One Stomach Flu Away From My Goal WeightIn this episode, after Donna’s shocking return, the topic of discussion is body image.Annie talks about learning to embrace her body, abs and all, Donna discusses her recent fitness journey and Laylah once again talks about how beautiful she always feels.The dooms include a surgery addict, nipple art and a pre-holiday transformation.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Spotify: Click here...
2025-01-2756 minDoomslayersI Can Be Reborn As Many Times As I Choose Throughout My LifeIn this episode, after Donna has fallen down a well, Annie and Laylah sit down to discuss their past lives. They chat about their many iterations and how they'd interact with one another before revealing that both of their phones have tortured them with their own misery porn.The dooms include a putrid pupil who can't stop cringing at their past and a former peasant who is determined to enjoy their second go around the earth.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly...
2025-01-2249 minDoomslayersI’ve Been Aware of the Killer Since BirthRaise your hand if you have been personally victimised by the killer.This week we’re talking irrational fears of being murdered. How fun and light!Annie talks about hands through the banisters of her mansion’s staircase, Donna reflects on a spooky encounter on the road home and Laylah just keeps making things up.Dooms include a pussy killer, dream murderers and a person who’s scared of being shot on the street. As we said, fun and light!**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contac...
2024-12-1640 minDoomslayersBeast?! How Dare You!Purrr! This week, these crazy kitty cats are talking about PETS and the dooms of domesticating critters. Annie brews up controversy in the play pen with the addition of a feral rabbit to the family home, Laylah nurses a suckling duckling and contracts a reoccurring bacterial infection, and Donna shares a salacious tale (what’s new?) of doggy style gone WRONG!Blessed be! 🙏**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!GOOGLE FORM...
2024-12-0946 minDoomslayersThat! Feels Good!What puts the pep in your step and the fizz in your bum?What are those little moments that make you glimmer and shine from within?✨This week, the Doomslayers are theologising on the topic of FEEL GOODS!Greeting a table full of beloved friends, cutting a rug in your spacious bedroom, or observing an innocent child have a dangerous fall, we love them all!Dooms include a case of maddeningly moist mornings, and listener whose belongings are sparking and impractical level of constant joy and a de...
2024-12-0243 minDoomslayersDo You Hear Me? I’m Not Afraid Anymore!Jeepers, Jinkies and Zoinks are all noises uttered by Donna Fella during sex, but also when one is afraid.Today the Doomslayers are taking about fear. Donna talks about her fear of falling, Laylah has a fear of stickers and dear old Annie Queeries has a fear of aging (is someone gonna tell her?)Dooms this week are include a windy wuss, makeup monsters and urinary tract invasions.**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:
2024-11-2555 minDoomslayersThat Don’t Impresh Me Much!My first impression was miss Barbara Streisand, and oh how it made my papa laugh.This week, while Donna and Angelyne have set off for some bonding time, the other Doomslayers chat about first impressions.Annie and Laylah decide they are great at them, but occasionally a man will think they’re flirting. Annie talks about wearing a wedding dress as a child and Laylah spills the beans on Donna fancying her when they first met.The dooms include a boy who was broken up with after meeting the parents an...
2024-11-1846 minDoomslayersWish, Wish, Bish!Well folks, it's 11/11 which means it's time to let the sunshine in and make a WISH. Much like losing an eyelash, or blowing out the candles on a birthday cake, the advent of a symmetrical and palindromic calendar day such as 11/11 presents a unique astrological opportunity to make a wish with a higher likelihood of return on investment than an average day...Or does it?? This week the girls theorize and theologize on the concepts of WISHING and MANIFESTATION. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-11-1152 min
DoomslayersWhat You Wanna Do Is Not Necessarily What You’re Gonna DoYou look like you’ve had a little bit too much to drink, toots. Could you possibly be… under the INFLUENCE?In this episode, our three hydroponic honeys discuss the topic of influence, and given their current situation, it seems they may be a bit susceptible. In the surrounds of the cosy ashram, Annie Queeries discusses her decaying face, Laylah admits to falling victim to woven totes, and Donna divulges her dramaturgical fornications as a strumpet!We also hear from listeners who’ve been addled by NFT TikTokers, built their own girlfriends and booted...
2024-11-0459 min
DoomslayersLive, Laugh, LIVE! - Season 2 Premiere @ The Workman’s Club, Dublin✨THE SECOND COMING IS NOW UPON US✨The Doomslayers are BACK with a bang(le) and vibrating on a radical new frequency for Season 2 ✌️☮️🌼We kicked off our rapturous return at our live show in The Workman's, Dublin, where we introduced our exciting new collective, the Children of Unilateral Lampadomancy & Transfiguration 🙏In addition to preparing for the apocalypse and assisting our dear listeners in ascending beyond the modern malaise, we are also now strictly obeying the teachings of a charismatic leader who reckons he's the new Messiah!Blessed be! ✨🙏✨
2024-10-281h 17
Flop CultureJersey Shore: Family Vacation (with Laylah Beattie)Podcaster Laylah Beattie joins Fionnuala to discuss Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.Get tickets to Top Of The Flops Live in Dublin - https://laughterlounge.com/products/top-of-the-flops-thursday-14th-november-2024Get tickets to Top Of The Flops Live in Cork - https://triskelartscentre.ie/events/flop-culture-presents-top-of-the-flops/Editing: Adam Shanahan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-10-1053 min
DoomslayersMy Husband F****D A Martian Part IIIIn the nail-biting conclusion of the nation’s favourite shock-umentary, Darleen confronts Frank about the contents of his britches. Oh the GOOPMANITY!The citizens of Curiosa Valley convene at Watusi Way completely uninvited in a conveniently coincidence for a spectacular showdown between Darleen & Pamela Parmentier, and Marshall’s true intentions are revealed to the members of the KKK. How will it all end? Listen to find out!In this three-part mini-series, your favourite apocalyptic agony aunts travel back in time to investigate a perpetration of paranormal doom. Yes, the dolls have masterfully manipulated the...
2024-10-0717 min
DoomslayersMy Husband F****D A Martian Part IIIn Part II of My Husband F****d A Martian, things are heating up on Watusi Way.After causing a commotion with his crash landing, Marshall gears up to make his social debut at the Kuriosa Kountry Klub. Meanwhile, Frank is suspiciously absent, perhaps doing some uphill gardening? It is peach season, after all. And Darleen makes a SHOCKING discovery. Can the Doomslayers save the day? Listen to find out! In this three-part mini-series, your favourite apocalyptic agony aunts travel back in time to investigate a perpetration of paranormal doom. Yes, the dolls...
2024-10-0414 min
DoomslayersMy Husband F****D A Martian Part IGADZOOKS! Gird your loins and set your lasers to STUNNED!The Doomslayers have boldly gone where no podcastress has gone before: 1950's middle-America!In this three-part mini-series, your favourite apocalyptic agony aunts travel back in time to investigate a perpetration of paranormal doom. Yes, the dolls have masterfully manipulated the very fabric of time and space to bring you an ELECTRIFYING shock-umentary investigating an intergalactic indiscretion of cosmic proportions!In episode 1, we meet our three protagonists; the distraught wife, the defensive husband and the oddly seductive Martian......
2024-10-0215 min
DoomslayersDial D for Doom: The Best of Season 1We see you’re trying to reach us!We’re inundated with calls but please enjoy our voicemail. You might even hear some fun moments you recognise.We’ll be back soon.**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If listening on Spotify: Click here to submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!Or, submit via the link in our instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted...
2024-08-1459 min
DoomslayersCatching Up On Correspondences II - Fiscal Rear EndTime to say goodbye! We are wrapping up for the season but before we go, we have some doom to share. Laylah talks about getting some gym bros fired, Donna shares her aversion to big lights and Annie is back performing. Bad news for her nipples! Our letters include a party gay worried about his reputation, a person who hates every job and an outcry for our opinions on hen parties in gay bars. **YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or v...
2024-07-0157 min
DoomslayersDoomslayers LIVE! @ Mayo Pride 2024This week on Doomslayers, we are travelling through space & time to our very first extraterrestrial live show, held in visceral & vibrant Technicolor at Mayo Pride!Join us for our invasion of the Wesht as we discuss all things PRIDE in the cosy surroundings of The Creel with an audience of hospitable & compliant earthlings! Featuring your 3 alien superstars and a selection of musical numbers that we definitely do not own the rights to!Special thanks to all who attended and agreed to be probed, to the Creel for hosting us and providing titillating nibble...
2024-06-2455 min
DoomslayersFame! I’m Gonna Live ForeverAre you faim for fame? Do you dream of being in the spotlight? Well don’t! It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.In this episode, three washed up starlets reflect on their illustrious careers. Annie Queeries had a dalliance with Matthew McConaughey’s bulge, Donna Fella starred alongside Pat Kenny in an infamous commercial and Laylah has been rubbing shoulder with the queen of Calabasas, Caitlyn Jenner!We also hear from listeners who’ve encountered a gay Taoiseach, a conspiracy theorist who leaves you breathless and a brooding actor who’s not...
2024-06-1741 min
DoomslayersThere’s Something They’re Not Telling Us!What do George Bush, Avril Lavigne and the GPO have in common? They’re all in this episode!! Join us as we explore theories about Switzerland, Britney, lady Di and lots more. We also check out your theories about Kurt Cobain, Eminem and the beer industry. **YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If listening on Spotify: Click here to submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!
2024-06-1046 min
DoomslayersThe Perfect Date II: Second BaseGirls all over Ireland are having fun on the phone right now. And they're called the Doomslayers! And they're actually in Dublin. And some of them aren't really girls. Wait what were we talking about again?Laylah decides to speak up about dating this week so we're doing it all again! She talks about her date on TV as well as going on a date after finding out a friend died. The horror! Donna discusses having a threesome on 9/11 and Annie talks about her weekend kiss.Then there are letters from a woman...
2024-06-0342 min
DoomslayersThe Perfect Date? I'd Have To Say April 25thDoes he wash up? He never wash up!Dating is the discussion today as Annie talks about forcing her birthday on an unsuspecting man, Donna dishes on her near brush with death in a parochial house and Laylah…is strangely quiet.There are also dating dilemmas with a man who had the ick of his tinder beau and a woman whose vagina is a finger magnet!**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If...
2024-05-2744 min
Date NiteEp 13 | Show 7 | Pt 1| It's a Date with Laylah BeattieIf you're a fan of our chaotic nonsense, there's way more to come - hit SUBSCRIBE so you never miss an episode; and don't forget you can join us LIVE at our next show... just follow the link below!
2024-05-221h 02
DoomslayersStop Right Now, Thank You Very Much!I’m sorry if my boundary is your trigger!This week, your three favourite boozy babes are talking boundaries.Annie shares tales of holiday crazies, Laylah talks about wearing a bikini with a dick and the three girls reflect on times they’ve been assaulted…how fun!!!We also have letters from a listener who needs a dictionary, a girl who makes every man fall in love with her and what may be the most chaotic polyamorous relationship ever.**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**...
2024-05-2042 min
DoomslayersJealous Of What? Your Ugly Leather Pants?Is little green monster still a politically correct term? I mean I don’t wanna offend any Martians.This week, we discuss jealousy, the insidious, unstoppable emotion that affects us all. Laylah has toxic tales from her youth, Donna talks about her crippling jealousy driving her to compete and Annie dishes on being envious of her former beau.There are also letters about a monstrous mother, an unfortunate ex-wife and lots more.**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084
2024-05-1342 min
DoomslayersBeen Around the World and Why Why Why?Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya. Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama.This week, we discuss dooms from our various travels, including two nasty Airbnb scammers!!! What? Now we can't trust the landlords???We also have submissions from a travel nonfan, a person who wants to break up with their holiday partner and a lovely listener who's scared of going places without their parents. Awwwww.**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084...
2024-04-2958 min
DoomslayersBeen Around the World and Why Why Why?Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya. Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama.This week, we discuss dooms from our various travels, including two nasty Airbnb scammers!!! What? Now we can’t trust the landlords?!?!We also have submissions from a travel nonfan, a person who wants to break up with their holiday partner and a lovely listener who’s scared of going place without their parents. Awwwww.**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084
2024-04-291h 02
QueeriosityEpisode 29 - The HILARIOUS Darcy & Jer, Ciarán Gaffney of Seanchoíche and Doomlayers PodcastDarcey (@thedarcymichael) & jer (@jer2baer ) join us to talk about life as a queer comedy couple and their No Refunds tour coming to the @thehelixvenue in Dublin on September 16th!Ciarán Gaffney (@_gaff__ ), the man behind the wildly popular storytelling events @seanchoiche joins us to chat about the joy of sharing a story among a room full of strangers.The demented minds behind @doomslayerspod, and three of Dublins best-loved performers Annie Queeries (@anniequeeries ), Donna Fella (@donna_fella ) and Laylah Beattie (@laybeattie ) join us to talk about turning their friendship into a podcast and and how...
2024-04-2746 min
DoomslayersArgh! I'm Like the Crypt Keeper!Mirror mirror on the wall, why is Annie Queeries small?Vanity is on the agenda for us today as we deconstruct our ideas about being vain and wonder 'would we be funny if we were never insecure?'Then we have an update from our friend with a kink konundrum, a fella who's feeling glum about his girls collagen lips and a gal who's so turned on by herself she's worried she's vapid. Well if she's vapid, what does that make Donna...? The answer is also vapid.**YOU CAN NOW...
2024-04-2255 min
DoomslayersI’m Starting To Feel Just A Little Abused Like A Coffee Machine In An OfficeUnlike Rihanna, who extols the virtues of hard labour in her 2016 hit 'Work', here at Doomslayers HQ we are rather more inclined to lead leisurely lives of louche lounging with sporadic fits of wild abandon!Sadly, sparkling wit and effervescent charm are not legal currency (yet), thus we find ourselves begrudgingly discussing the wretched concept of WORK.We assist some dear listeners with a post-pizza-party professional faux pas, a love that dare not fax its name and advise on a sex-doll based escape plan from clingy-coworker!**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT...
2024-04-1552 min
DoomslayersCatching Up On Correspondences IWe’re catching up on our admin at Doomslayers HQ. After being inundated with letters from those in need, we’ve finally tackled the meaty ones.We hear from a person who find themselves unsettled by their friends kinky side, a man questioning his sexuality after discovering a new…side to himself and we finally address our plans for Doomsday!If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!If listening on Apple Podcasts, submit via the link in our In...
2024-04-0853 min
DoomslayersFly, You Fools!Fools rush in...to humiliation on April Fool's Day!On this most foolish of days, we discuss our most doomful and pre-mediated humiliation at the hands of prowling pranksters!We discover that a family that pranks together, traumatises together, and clutch our pearls as our listeners share their most devious and dastardly tricks! Some end with a person's dreams of riches cruelly dashed, others result in every child's dream: the school burning down!OH MY GOD THERE'S A MOUSE IN YOUR HAIRLol...
2024-04-0151 min
DoomslayersI Believe The Children Are Our FutureChildren! We’ve all been one. Some of us have some. But what is up with the little buggers? Their hands are small, their voices are loud, and they act like drunk people. Join us as we discuss les enfants terrible. We have teenage catfishers, father/son feuds and toddlers immune from punishment. If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!If listening on Apple Podcasts: anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries via the link in our Instagram bio @doomslayerspod!...
2024-03-2552 min
DoomslayersYou're Nothing But A Boozy, Flaccid ClownPoor me, poor me, pour me another drink!If you’re in the harrowing throes of a violent St Patrick’s Day hangover, let the Doomslayers soothe your crippling festive fear as we divulge our most heinous doom on the topic of DRINKING.Featuring a self-induced drunken wild goose chase around Dublin, getting spiked and fleeced at the strip club in Warsaw, and a post-party Piccadilly puke-fest (who do you think this was and why was it Laylah?). Our dear listeners receive stunning advice on booze-induced superpowers, tackling those 'friends' who like t...
2024-03-1852 min
DoomslayersLet's Talk About The HusbandIs it the look in your eyes?Or is it this dancing juice?Who cares, baby, we think we wanna discuss MARRIAGE with you!(Please don't sue us Bruno Mars)Do you vow to join us, the Doomslayers, for our heartfelt analysis of nuptials? We promise to feature doomed proposals with ice cream bars, a wife policing her husband's hand-shandies and a long-lost lesbian ladywife who got hitched in Cali then hit the bricks forever. Till doom do us part!Now where did we put...
2024-03-1143 min
DoomslayersI Had an Overwhelming Sense of IckinessEwwwww!This week, we ruminate on the complex phenomenon of The Ick. That sudden and undeniable wave of revulsion emanating from the viscera which can strike at any moment, in any situation(ship)! We bravely recount our crippling cringe at revolting road rage, bothersome barbershop bo-mos and approaching a softie not-so-softly-softly. We tackle some HIGHLY controversial listener quandaries, including a fretful father who thinks stretch marks are a stretch too far and a blind date turned blind drunk!If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit yo...
2024-03-0450 min
DoomslayersMy Boyfriend, George Glass!Got a black spot on your tongue from telling fibs?Does you compulsion for untruths disrupt your connection to loved ones?In this week's episode, we delve into what makes us fudge the truth and how dishonesty impacts our lives. There are tales of false fires, lying ladies of leisure and a witchy school chum. Suspend your disbelief and strap in for this one!If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!If listening on Apple...
2024-02-2650 min
DoomslayersPapa, Can You Hear Me?Do you believe in life after LIFE?In this week’s episode, we three witches of Beastwick attempt to pray the gay away and wonder about that ol' zephyr in the sky, as we discuss SPIRITUALITY. Join us as we summon spectres and discuss all things (sac)religious & paranormal! There are tales of pesterous poltergeists, froggy fever dreams, the murderous Sacred Heart of Jesus, pseudo-psychics, paella and fried goldfish! Together, we navigate our spiritual scantity, debunk divinity and even make contact with Laylah’s fallen member, Horaldo! Dust off your ouija board and pull...
2024-02-1946 min
DoomslayersIs There an Anal Option?Is there a doctor in the house?!This week, we invite you to gently lie down in the recovery position as we discuss all things HEALTH. We chat about matriarchal dishwasher disasters, synchronised episodes of acute bowel disease and a positively psychedelic school fainting spell. We also advise three cherished listeners (patients?) on the perils of combining entomology with gym membership, what to do with a dickie tummy when you have the consumption and a shocking case of hysterical hemophobia (that’s hemo!).If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit your quiz...
2024-02-1249 min
DoomslayersLet’s Start at the Very BeginningDing ding ding with the trolley! Hands inside the vessel old chums, we are pulling out of the dock and setting sail on our maiden voyage!Join us for our societal debut as we discuss the theme of ‘New Beginnings’, taking us on a journey through our own cursed firsts, certified hair ‘don’ts’ and our 2024 innies and outies. We’ll also advise you, our dear listeners, on best practices for burgeoning romance (from three chronically single ladies, perf!), how (not) to make new friends in the workplace and opening inner sanctums (sancti?). Onward, ye slayers of doom!
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Predrinks at Laylah’sFortune with Annie Queeries and Donna FellaWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.At my third live show, my fellow Doomslayers Annie Queeries and Donna Fella reflect with me on moments of personal fortune and misfortune in front of a lively crowd of predrinkers.CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ Succulent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-02-011h 04Predrinks at Laylah’sFirst Dates with Hansun LambWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.Hansun and I are dishing all the dirt about our respective first dates on national TV! CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ Succulent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-01-2540 minPredrinks at Laylah’sTalking with Pádraig Wilson-McCarthyWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.Today, Padraig and I are talking about talking. Listen to us talk about where our love of talking came from in a talky way. Coz we’re talking…about talking. CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ Succulent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-01-1747 minPredrinks at Laylah’sMasculinity with Pauric OhWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.Pauric and I dismantle masculinity and thus end patriarchy for good. You’re welcome world! CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ Succulent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-01-1159 minPredrinks at Laylah’sMorbidity with Cece TeaveeWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.Buckle in for this one. This week, Cece and I discuss our fascination with morbid events and weird deaths. CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ Succulent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-12-1645 minPredrinks at Laylah’sDrama with Bláthín De BurcaWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.Bláthín and I discussed our simultaneous fascination and repulsion to drama. CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ Succulent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-12-131h 09Predrinks at Laylah’sHome with Luisa AnnibaliWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.I had the best time chatting with talented musician and dear friend Luisa Annibali. CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ Succulent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-12-0155 minPredrinks at Laylah’sFriendship with DJ SucculentWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.Our first straight male!!! I finally got to pick Dj Succulent’s brain about male friendship. CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ Succulent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-11-2342 minPredrinks at Laylah’sDoubt with Emer McLysaghtWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.Emer and I had gorgeous chats about the affect self doubt can have on your mental health and your career. CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ Succulent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-10-2046 minPredrinks at Laylah’sPerception with DJ F*ggotWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.I’m forced to censor his name but that didn’t stop ”DJ F-Slur” and I having fabulous chats about the way we’re perceived. CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ Succulent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-10-1355 minPredrinks at Laylah’sYouth with PJ KirbyWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.In my second live show, PJ Kirby and I discuss our youths and how we stay young in front of a lively crowd of predrinkers. CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ Succulent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-10-0559 minPredrinks at Laylah’sFear with Daniel MooneyWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.Listen as the fabulous Daniel Mooney and I discuss the concept of fear and then descend into a chaotic discussion about what we’re afraid of.Find Daniel’s shop here: https://www.mundomoo.net/CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ Succulent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-09-2852 minPredrinks at Laylah’sBodies With Michelle McCormickWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.Michelle McCormick and I talked body image, diet culture and our experiences with our bodies.CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ Succulent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-09-2158 minPredrinks at Laylah’sBullying With Donna FellaWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.This week, I had my best frenemy Donna Fella tell me all about her history as a bully. CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ SucculentPatreon: patreon.com/PredrinksatLaylahs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-09-141h 09Predrinks at Laylah’sChange With Gillian MossopWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.This week, I get to sit down with one of my faves, Gillian Mossop, to chat all about change.CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ Succulent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-09-0856 minPredrinks at Laylah’sLying with Alanna BurkeWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.Alanna Burke is back to discuss the lies we tell. CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ Succulentwww.patreon.com/PredrinksatLaylahs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-08-1738 minPredrinks at Laylah’sIdentity with Cece TeaveeWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.Listen while CeeCee TeeVee and I talk over one another about identity for an age.CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ Succulentwww.patreon.com/PredrinksatLaylahs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-08-101h 07Predrinks at Laylah’sThe Internet with Claire BeckWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.This week I was chatting to Claire Beck about the internet. And we both revealed an embarrassing secret. CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ SucculentPatreon: patreon.com/PredrinksatLaylahs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-08-0358 minPredrinks at Laylah’sGender with Annie QueeriesWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.Annie Queeries is back! This time, we had a very open discussion about the intricacies of gender. CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ SucculentPatreon: patreon.com/PredrinksatLaylahs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-07-271h 09Predrinks at Laylah’sTravel with Martin FarrellyWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.I chatted with the very well travelled musician Martin Farrelly all about the places we’ve both been. CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah Beattie Produced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ Succulent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-07-2047 minPredrinks at Laylah’sVulnerability with Louise McSharryWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.This week, it was a real predrinks as this episode was live at the Bernard Shaw. Cece TeeVee introduces this episode before I sit down to chat vulnerability with the amazing Louise McSharry. CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah Beattie and Cece TeeVeeProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ Succulent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-07-131h 00Predrinks at Laylah’sBeauty with Pauric OhWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.This week, Pauric Oh was in the hot seat as we discussed beauty and dissected queer culture. CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ SucculentPatreon: patreon.com/PredrinksatLaylahs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-07-0649 minPredrinks at Laylah’sJealousy with Niamh FarrellWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.In this episode, I had the most gorgeous chats about toxic jealousy with the amazing Niamh Farrell. CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ SucculentPatreon: patreon.com/PredrinksatLaylahs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-06-2956 minPredrinks at Laylah’sAttraction with Gillian MossopWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.Attraction was the topic this week and myself and Gillian Mossop had a lot to talk about. CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ SucculentPatreon: patreon.com/PredrinksatLaylahs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-06-2259 minPredrinks at Laylah’sConflict with Esther O'Moore DonohoeWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.This week, I talked to Esther O’Moore Donohoe about conflict. CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ SucculentPatreon: patreon.com/PredrinksatLaylahs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-06-1533 minPredrinks at Laylah’sTaste with Alanna BurkeWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.I had a chat with Alannah Burke who runs the TikTok MassiveNotMassive where she recommends experiences. We talked about taste and I got her opinions on a wide range of topics.CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ SucculentPatreon: patreon.com/PredrinksatLaylahs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-06-0851 minPredrinks at Laylah’sConfidence with Venus PatelWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.This week, I got to have a gorgeous chat about confidence with artist and performer Venus Patel.CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ SucculentPatreon: patreon.com/PredrinksatLaylahs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-06-0148 minPredrinks at Laylah’sMoney with Annie QueeriesWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.This week I sat down with drag artist Annie Queeries to discuss the world of finance. After all, diamonds are a girl's best friend!CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ SucculentPatreon: patreon.com/PredrinksatLaylahs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-05-251h 04Predrinks at Laylah’sPerformance with Tara FlynnWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.This week I sat down with actress and writer Tara Flynn to discuss the experiences of performance.CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ SucculentPatreon: patreon.com/PredrinksatLaylahs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-05-1858 minPredrinks at Laylah’sMinding Your Head with Sophie WhiteWelcome to Predrinks at Laylah's, the podcast where I have a drink with a guest and discuss the topic du jour.This week I sat down with writer Sophie White to discuss all things mental health. We went into great detail talking about the experience of going mad, something we're both very qualified to do.CREDITS:Hosted by Laylah BeattieProduced by Niall DugganMusic by DJ SucculentPatreon: patreon.com/PredrinksatLaylahs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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Real Hot Girl PodReal Hot Girl Guide To SpringWelcome to Real Hot Girl PodA podcast about embodying the Hot Girl Attitude in a Queer, inclusive space. This is not a cult xHI RIDESNot to keep going on about it but DID YOU HEAR the clocks went forward an hour which means all of our problems are now solved and everything is the best? This week, the Hot Girls are SLIVING for the longer evenings and planning all the things they're gonna do to now that they're drowning in sweet s...
2023-03-2943 min
The Alison Spittle Show#48 | Laylah BeattieIn Episode 48 – Alison meets writer, broadcaster and model, Laylah Beattie. They talk about being the Regina George in school, defence mechanisms, favourite Irish murderers, being the first transgender person on First Dates, being targeted by right-wing bloggers, what the food's like at a psychiatric hospital, the patron saint of television and going through a nun's skip.
Keep an eye on Laylah’s upcoming projects by following her on Twitter (@laybeattie) or visiting laylahtalks.com. The eBook mentioned in this episode is available for free at this link.
Alison Spittle does stand-up comedy all the time because there’s no money in it...
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