Shows
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 175 - This Isn’t Goodbye . . .In our last public episode we tell stories about missing wedding money, demanding too much of your wedding party and wedding start times . . . who is right - Lisa or Rebecca? It’s official . . . we are moving exclusively to Patreon starting episode 176! For just $3 a month you can get all your ad-free wedding drama at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/12941618407126172021-07-0747 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 171 - Manatee Proposal, Fish For Days & Your Mom Is DeadWho doesn’t love manatees? The dude who’s trying to propose, dammit! Also Lisa hates fish, stop trying to make her like them . . . and more! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secr...2021-05-0546 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 158 - Creepy Ancient Wedding Traditions, Ghost Groom Strangler & MIL Haunts A ListenerThings get spooky this week on the Secret Life of Weddings! It’s Halloween, and we get to hear all about super creeptastic ancient wedding traditions. We chat Halloween / haunted weddings - great idea or terrible idea? A listener writes in with an absolutely terrifying tale about a Ghost Groom who attacked her for years and we even hear about Rebecca’s recent real life horror story where she ended up doing her best Linda Blair impersonation! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as l...2020-10-201h 17
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 156 - The Ex-Wife Name Game, The Spiteful Ring Bird & The Fat Swan Saga Pt. 1A Squeem writes in for advice because her sister chose someone else as her maid of honour - should she confront her about it? A best man doesn’t live up to his title when he repeatedly calls the bride by the ex-wife’s name! A wedding photographer tells us about when she was a newbie and asked her friend to second shoot for her, which quickly ends in disappointment. A bird causes chaos, more wedding photographer stories & a new saga begins this week! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main epis...2020-09-2251 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 155 - The Naked Wedding Crasher, The Mom Test Drive & Dress Fitting Photo LeakA naked (and apparently well-known musician!) crashed a wedding ceremony and gives the bride & groom a little something extra . . . A bride’s family has a very unique tradition where the groom dates her mom and even rent a hotel room together - and the groom is NOT down with this . . . And a terrible bridesmaid posts a photo of her friend’s wedding dress from the pre-wedding fitting to social media and tagged the groom - LAME! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Pa...2020-09-081h 01
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 154 - RSVP Math +1 = 21? Dating During Covid & Emo Tinder DisasterA guest replies with their RSVP, and adds 20 additional people to their +1 invitation?! This week we tackle questions and advice requests from listeners including someone whose Maid of Honour decides she can’t attend the wedding and then cancels the Air BNB which is the wedding venue! A Squeem writes in to enlighten us about dating is like during a pandemic, and tons more this week on The Secret Life of Weddings! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a...2020-08-251h 00
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 153 - Top 5 Anti-Bridezilla Tips, Time Travel Elevator & HELP! My MIL Tried To Kill Me!A listener asks us to list our top 5 ways to avoid becoming a dreaded Bridezilla! A Squeem writes into the Am I The Douche Canoe segment with the question about whether she’s at fault in her friendship which is imploding due to overlapping wedding dates, and we hear about the most INSANE mother-in-law story in the history of our show! And sure, you thought your MIL was evil . . . but did she POISON YOU?! But WAIT! This story gets even STRANGER and you won’t BELIEVE the ending! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early...2020-08-111h 03
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 152 - Grandma Garter Jealousy, Photo Booth Groper & “TAKE OFF HER PANTIES!”A bride’s mom gets super jealous over grandma making a handmade lace garter for her daughter, the bride - so she demands the elderly grandma make one for her too! Uh, weird. We hear some terrible wedding speeches (always a fun time) and tons more terrible wedding stories including one about a photo booth groper! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please em...2020-07-2850 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 151 - The Red Dress, Ways To Piss Off Your Caterer & The Tickets Were Already Booked!A listener writes in to ask what to do . . . her husband cheated and the woman will be at a family wedding! Should she attend? A sexy red dress makes wedding news this week - is it fair to the bride for a guest to wear it to a wedding? And we flashback to a listener’s wedding . . . did she stay with her husband after everything that happened? And finally want to know how to seriously piss off your caterer? Find out this week on The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Pa...2020-07-141h 05
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 150 - God’s On The Phone, The Minister Dates The Bride & She ‘Sploded!Find out how God called a groom during a wedding ceremony. We hear about a father who fined his daughter after she ruined her aunt’s wedding dress. Is he right or wrong for his punishment? And tons of amazing wedding cringe moments you’ll never be able to unhear. Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http...2020-06-3057 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 149 - Horny Newlyweds, Bird Sh*t Bomb & Hot Mess Saga Pt. 3From pre-wedding events where costs are getting out of control, to bird sh*t bombing, and idiots disrespecting ancient cultures - this week’s episode of The Secret Life of Weddings has it all! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/gr...2020-06-161h 00
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 148 - A Creepy Family Tradition, Videographer Mocks Grieving Groom & Hot Mess Saga Pt. 2This story is blowing up in the wedding industry news right now! A bride died in a car accident. The grieving groom asks the videographer for the retainer to be returned, and the videographer not only refuses to refund the poor groom, but MOCKS him! We hear about a very … extreme and sexual … family wedding tradition … would you do it for your fiancé if she begged you? Check out Lisa & Rebecca's new business Oak & Co. Real Estate (serving the greater Toronto area) - http://oaknco.ca and on Instagram at http://instagram.com/oaknco.ca Get 10...2020-06-021h 01
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 147 - Lying Bridezilla Attacks Venue, Hot Mess Wedding Saga Pt. 1 & Cars Float, Don’t They?The ultimate Bridezilla recently attacked her wedding venue after claiming they refused to help her with Covid-19 cancellation alternatives … but wait … the venue recorded a phone call with her! Was she caught lying? A jerk photographer treats a ten year old like crap and finally we hear about the worst boyfriend in history … also about what happens when drinking and driving too close to a lake! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreo...2020-05-191h 01
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 146 - Flower Girl Wars, Hot Dog Proposal & Runaway Bride UpdateThis week we discuss what’s ok and what’s not ok legally with Covid-19 wedding cancellations. This is affecting engaged people around the world. We also hear stories about an overly-patriotic mother-son dance, a hot dog proposal, yet another flakey-ass groomsman, the warbly singer, a dude cheating and his other girl, and so … much … MORE! Including an update on that guy whose fiancé left him at the altar, and then she contacted him later online … find out if he meets up with her! Rebecca’s Ghost Photo is now posted exclusively in our Patreon - check it out here: h...2020-05-051h 04
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 145 - Side-Boob Quadrants, Left At The Altar & The BatmanThis week we are recording this episode via Facebook Live! Be sure to join our FB group (link below) if you want to join and watch next time. This week - drinks return as we chat about throwing the bouquet & garter toss into the F-it Bucket. We also hear about side-boob quadrants, terrible drunk wedding guests, and a dude who got left at the altar wants to know if he should give his ex-fiancee a second chance. What do you think? Let us know in our Facebook group! Rebecca’s Ghost Photo is now posted exclusively in ou...2020-04-2151 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 144 - Missing Rings, The Most Terrifying Bumble Date EVER & Ghost Photo REVEALED!This week we are recording this episode via Facebook Live! Be sure to join our FB group (link below) if you want to join and watch next time. We hear from a listener who 12 years old and was shamed by an officiant for not having the rings, even though it wasn’t her fault! Ugh. From missing rings, a super scary Bumble date, terrible gross bridesmaids all the way to a new segment - Wedding Movie Review! Lisa & Rebecca discuss (argue?) their opinions about My Best Friend’s Wedding. This digital live episode is a wild ride! Rebe...2020-04-141h 30
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 143 - The Carriage From Hell, Newspaper Cheater & 5th Cousins … Cool or Creepy?Remember the Golf Cart? The Carriage From Hell is sort of a sequel. We hear from a listener whose mom tells us about how she escaped her horrible marriage from her cheater husband in the early 1990s who was actually placing ads for cheating! This week we ask the question on everyone's mind ... are cousins five times removed too close to marry? Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings 2020-04-0755 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 142 - Halloween Prankster, Bridesmaid Dress Destruction & PSA: Plastic Bags Are NOT Effective CondomsWe hear about a Halloween wedding where guests were invited to dress up in costume, and one cousin completely pranks the Bride …. The bride was pissed but we think it’s hilarious! Do you?! A listener tells us about how her bridesmaid dress was completely destroyed only 3 days before her friend’s wedding, also … PSA - plastic bags are NOT effective condoms. Check out The Barre Teja for free online barre classes that Rebecca loves: IG: https://www.instagram.com/thebarreteja YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwKesBBP3MnsE5mnjVrvPaQ Get 10 FREE add...2020-03-3148 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 141 - Toxic Mama’s Boy, Tinder Terror and SURPRISE! You’re Getting Married Right NOW!We hear about a wedding venue in New Jersey that had 2 weddings shut down on a Tuesday, despite Covid-19 closure laws (that’s not suspicious at all, right?!) We hear about a woman who was part of an attempted forced wedding, and a listener wonders if she’s a Douche Canoe for being hurt that her bridesmaid lies about the reasons she can’t attend the bachelorette party. In Double Ds, we hear about a terrifying Tinder date our listener seriously regretted …. Check out The Brides Project in Toronto where dresses that are less than 5 years old are dona...2020-03-241h 06
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 140 - Covid-19 Wedding Cancellations, Mean Girls Bridesmaids & Surprise Pregnancy!It’s everywhere, causing stress around the world: we discuss the impact of the Covid-19 pandemic on wedding cancellations, and then ask discuss what you should do if your wedding is coming up soon. We hear about a couple of bridesmaids who have created a ‘Mean Girls’ vibe and the bride is at the end of her patience, and considering canceling her bachelorette … plus lots more! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon...2020-03-171h 04
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 139 - Why Do Men Strip At Weddings? California Fire Evacuation & A Deadpool WeddingWe hear about a listener’s difficult mom, and then ask the question nobody wants the answer to: why do men insist on stripping on wedding dance floors? This week we put bridesmaids who just won’t pick their stupid dresses in the F*ck-It Bucket. Also, who wants to hear about a hot mess Deadpool wedding?! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, plea...2020-03-1056 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 138 - Knife-Wielding Priest, Hammocking Failure & Your Dress Is TOO Expensive!Spoiler alert! Rebecca gives us a summary of the Love Is Blind finale in the news this week! Should we put the Ring Bearers in the F*ck-It Bucket? And The Year of Kalani Saga Pt. 3! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www...2020-03-0353 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 137 - My Husband’s An Idiot, The Year of Kalani Pt. 2 & Am I The Douche-Canoe?Spoiler alert! More updates on Love Is Blind in the news this week! We hear about a listener’s husband who can’t seem to dress himself, we start a new feature called ‘Am I The Douche-Canoe?’, our very own version of AITA, and The Year of Kalani Saga Pt. 2! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://s...2020-02-2556 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 136 - Married At First Sight, Guest List Woes & The Year of KalaniLisa & Rebecca discuss the new TV show Love Is Blind and whether or not it’s cool to NOT reveal your sexual preferences before marrying someone. We chat about whether or not you should toss out sexist cultural traditions on your wedding day if you don’t agree with them. This week we begin a new listener saga about a bride who is butting heads with a mom who is jealous of the groom’s mom, and the listener’s sister who is only interested her sister’s wedding once a bachelorette party in Austin Texas is involved… We also hear som...2020-02-181h 01
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 135 - Strip Club Engagement, How To Uninvite A Family Member & Kids Gone InsaneFrom strip club-triggered engagement to how to uninvite an uncle who is fighting with dad, we hear lots from you guys, our listeners this week! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 Chat with us on FlickChat: https://f...2020-02-111h 02
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 134 - Non-Smoking Forest, The Coma Affair & Can I Borrow Your Shoes?A listener writes in asking for advice about smoker relatives being invited to a non-smoking venue in a forest. We chat about why you should never guilt-invite someone to be a part of your wedding party. In Double Ds we hear about forbidden coma love that’s SUPER messed up! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit ht...2020-02-0453 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 133 - Bride Wigs Out, Security Guard Tells All & Dating An Underwear GnomeThis week we debate the latest in tacky wedding photo trends, tips on how to save for your wedding day, insider security guard stories, dating an Underwear Gnome and tons more! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 ...2020-01-2856 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 132 - It’s Always About Cigarettes, Photographers Get Sued & Karma’s a BitchA very uncomfortable wedding where a gross & rude groom keeps disappearing - for cigarettes and gambling - so classy. A longtime married photographer couple goes AWOL after shooting a listener’s wedding … find out what happened next! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www...2020-01-2159 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 131 - HELP! I Hate My Engagement Photos! The Worst Man & The Caterer From HellA listener sends us an S.O.S. email asking for help because she doesn’t like her engagement photos and wants to know if she should look for a different photographer for the wedding day. We hear about a horrible ex-boyfriend-turned-best-man in a listener’s best friend’s wedding! Following these stories is a listener’s experience with a caterer from hell and in Double Ds we hear about a guy called Creepy Benny who is WAYYYYY too into a relationship way too soon and sends up all kinds of red flags. Finally, we hear Rebecca’s popular trend pred...2020-01-141h 08
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 130 - The Extra Dirty Episode Featuring The Torched Garage, iMessage Truthbomb & A Drunken-Fistfight-C*m-Or*yThere is so much to unpack with this extra dirty episode of The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast! Let’s just say it’s about everything from bachelor parties, ex-gfs showing up to the wedding ceremony, strip clubs, cheating spouses and more that we can’t write in this description without our post getting flagged for inappropriate content! You’ll just have to listen to find out more ;) Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://w...2020-01-0747 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 129 - A Ruined New Year’s Eve Proposal, The Vegas Ashtray Fight & The Nightmare Before Christmas Saga Pt. 2A bride and her mom is super ungrateful to her MIL-to-be even when she buys them manicures. A guy’s New Year’s Eve marriage proposal to his girlfriend is deliberately ruined by his own brother and future sister-in-law. We also hear an update on our listener and her crazy bride friend Amber on The Nightmare Before Christmas Saga Part 2! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To shar...2019-12-3140 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 128 - DJ vs Playlist, Elton John Is More Important Than You & Giant Gingerbread SurpriseTo DJ or Playlist? On the F**k It Bucket this week we argue both sides and discuss when it a playlist could work and when it could fail spectacularly. A couple getting married over the holidays get surprised when they are expecting a big beautiful decorated tree and get a massive gingerbread house instead! Someone tries to “reserve” an entire year for their wedding and tons more drama on this holiday themed episode of The Secret Life of Weddings podcast. Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Beco...2019-12-2438 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 127 - A Guy Marries A Doll, Kijiji Groomsmen & Lisa *Almost* Gets Run-OverThis week we’ve got listener mail about the wedding venue plantation problem. In the F**k It Bucket is dieting to fit into a wedding dress. We also hear about an ignorant venue owner who is convinced the world revolves around his existence, a man who marries a doll (yeah there’s a lot more to this …), Lisa almost got run-over by a car after a rainy wedding and so much more! Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first 10 bonus episodes are FREE) plus early releas...2019-12-1747 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 126 - First Kiss Dos and Don’ts, The Saltiest Speech & Bridesmaid Break-Up Saga Pt. 1We give some first kiss advice (especially what we don’t want to see), we hear about the saltiest speech ever given at a wedding reception, and about a bridesmaid who mooches from her friend and doesn’t like it when her friend calls out the bad behaviour! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com2019-12-1058 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 125 - Wedding Dress Remorse, A Walmart Holdup & The Tightest Corset of All TimeA Walmart hold-up results in an engagement, why wedding dress remorse needs to go in the F**k It Bucket this week. Fellow wedding photographer Kerrie tells us about her bride who ended up with the tightest corset of all time - by accident! Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first 10 bonus episodes are FREE) plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday over on Patreon! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings ...2019-12-0350 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 124 - The Choking Kleptomaniac, Missing Dresses & More Naked EngagementsAwww … mom is a seamstress and she wants to make her daughter’s wedding gown, 3 bridesmaids dresses and 2 flower girl dresses! But it’s the wedding day, and the dresses are MISSING! We hear about more naked marriage proposals, and a story from a wedding planner listener about a mother-of-the-groom who chokes at the wedding on an hors d’oeuvre but this story takes a major twist! Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first 10 bonus episodes are FREE) plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday over on...2019-11-2643 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 123 - The Pissed Photographer, Mother-of-the-Groom Make-Up Disaster & Canadian Wedding Saga Pt. 3A photographer gets pissed … literally! A Mother-of-the-Groom completely destroys a make-up artist’s palette and gets kicked out of the wedding by her son, and we hear about Canada Wedding Saga Part 3! Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first few are free) plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday over on Patreon! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com2019-11-1937 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 122 - Weird Convos in Marriage, Canadian Wedding Saga Pt. 2 & The Toxic Divorce Revenge DogWe asked our listeners what the weirdest / funniest conversations you’ve had with your significant others and we got to hear some weird stuff! Canadian Wedding Saga Part 2! We finish this week up hearing about a woman who divorced her husband, but then she builds a house right behind his, so he gets his extremely petty & hilarious revenge on! Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first 10 bonus episodes are FREE) plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday over on Patreon! Become a Patron for as lo...2019-11-1255 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 121 - The Bet That Destroyed An Engagement, Canada Day Proposal Fail & Weirding Out A First DateWe hear about a super gross bet by a listener’s fiancé (and why she is soooo much better off now), and an update from a recent story about Amal and her similarly self-centred sister. Also, we get an update on Rebecca’s ghost photo! On DDs we hear from a listener Kate who met up with a Tinder joke, and made a few too many murdery jokes along the way. Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first 10 bonus episodes are FREE) plus early release ad-free main...2019-11-0555 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 120 - Happy Halloween! The Hungry Ghost Month, A Pirate Ghost Divorce & Rebecca’s Ghost PhotoIt’s our 2019 Halloween extravaganza! This week … the more you know about why not to get married during Ghost Month according to lore in the Chinese culture. The pirate wedding to a Haitian pirate ends in divorce due to ghost abuse, and we hear about how we think Rebecca caught a ghost on-camera at a recent wedding! Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first 10 bonus episodes are FREE) plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday over on Patreon! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a mo...2019-10-2953 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 119 - Obligation Guests, A Big Fan of Horses & The Canadian Wedding Saga Pt. 1In the F**k It Bucket this week - inviting people to your wedding who you don’t WANT there, out of obligation! A listener writes in about a completely weird venue owner who loved horses … wayyyyyy too much! Part one of the Canadian Wedding Saga, where a listener details her ill-fated wedding-related trips to Canada, including a trip that included the revelation once she landed that she no longer liked her boyfriend. Awkward. And a listener tells us about a friend she helped with her wedding planning … but things take a massive twist and the bad guy is NOT wh...2019-10-2251 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 118 - Auntie Drunk Tank, Bridal Hair Dye Disaster & First Date Deserted Drive HomeA bride writes in about how her bridesmaids are happy with whatever she wants for her wedding … unless it’s dress length. A girl dates a dude who thinks he has superpowers, which he tells her while driving his date home through a deserted desert … no reason to freak out here! Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first few are free) plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday over on Patreon! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.pa...2019-10-1548 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 099 - The Bloody Wedding Cake, Dating A Real Ghostbuster & Sh*tty Sister Saga Pt. 3The tale of the bloody wedding cake that wins the award for the longest distance travelled to a wedding. We read a questionable email before hearing the finale of the Sh*tty Sister Saga Pt. 3 and another hilarious dating story dumpster fire. At the end of this episode Lisa unpacks all of the latest My Favorite Murder drama & controversies for Rebecca. SKIPPERS - jump to 16:30 to begin the stories. Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first few are free) plus early release ad-free main...2019-06-041h 03
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 089 - Drunk In The Mud, Your Hilarious Wedding Nightmares & Fake Phone Call First DateCongrats goes out to multiple engaged celebs this week! We hear about a pastor who wishes the couple luck because they’re gonna need it! A drunken brother passed out in the mud, and we hear absolutely hilarious wedding nightmares from our listeners! Lisa & Rebecca chat about their own wedding photographer nightmares (all wedding vendors have bad dreams too!) We finish out the episode with a cringeworthy first date with a guy who liked to fake fancy business phone calls. SKIPPERS - jump to 22:52 to begin the stories. Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get so...2019-03-261h 05
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 083 - Gin & Tonic In The Face, The Smelly Late Bridesmaid & 911 DebacleSKIPPERS - jump to 18:50 to begin the stories! Lisa spills her latest celeb crush and Rebecca judges (lol). We hear about a gin & tonic in the face, a smelly latecomer Bridesmaid, an emergency visit from police to a wedding reception, a teen who wears white to a wedding & a racist entitled bride. A new Double D feature is unveiled! Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first few are free) plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday over on Patreon! Become a Patron for as low...2019-02-121h 17
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 079 - Lobster Tank Love, Dad Boos The Bride & Video Game Proposal FailSKIPPERS - jump to 9:15 to begin the stories! A story about a couple who fell in love and wedded in front of the same lobster tank. A listener’s tale about a mean father who crapped all over his daughter’s wedding out of jealousy of her step-dad. A half-assed destination wedding, a groomsman so drunk he passed out and got trapped inside a revolving door & a crazy rude high maintenance aunt who accuses her niece of stealing her veil during the ceremony! We finish with a romantically hilarious story about a beautiful proposal via video game … until it crashe...2019-01-151h 15
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 077 - Happy Holidays! Cruella Update, The Other Wife, 2019 Trends & Drunk Dress ShoppingSKIPPERS - jump to 31:51 to begin the stories! In a very special episode of The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast we chat about a creepy childhood Christmas memory from a listener, a henna artist discrimination, a bratty bridezilla with a sordid past & we check in on Rebecca’s prior 2018 predictions and see what she got right or wrong. We then discuss 2019 wedding trends as predicted by Brides Magazine & share the last Reddit Rip of 2018! Then we open our Christmas gifts and chat for a while. Pt. 1 - Christmas Yard Waste Bag Video - https://youtu.be/sUNS933Wt...2018-12-251h 31
The Secret Life of WeddingsTeaser EpisodeThe Secret Life of Weddings is a comedy podcast co-hosted by veteran wedding photographers Lisa Mark & Rebecca Lozer. These ladies tell the world's craziest but true wedding stories! This short teaser episode shares horrible Best Man & Maid of Honour speeches, what happens when a mother of the groom wears white, and how a bouquet toss can go horribly wrong! Hit subscribe now to listen to more of The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/secretlifeofweddings/support2018-12-2005 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 070 - Cocaine Waiters, Mormon Misery, A Greek Tragedy & You’re Broke AND Ugly!Just the tip of the drama iceberg we discuss this week: Everything from a using a cringeworthy ring made of hair to propose, a wino wedding planner, waiters selling cocaine to guests at a reception, a Greek wedding ceremony gone awry and a mother of the groom who is WAY too honest with her son when he gets left at the altar and OH so much more! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show...2018-11-061h 06
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 069 - Halloween! Most Haunted Wedding Venues, Matrimonial Murder & Chinese Ghost WeddingsMwahaha! Welcome to our Halloween Spooktacular! We welcome our special guests Bek & Tyler from The Minds of Madness Podcast to celebrate Halloween 2018 and we explore how the world of true crime & ghost stories cross over into weddings! From 2 weddings where murders were committed by the grooms to the trend of Ghost Weddings Rituals in China & more. To listen to the episodes we mentioned on The Minds of Madness Podcast (episodes discussed in this episode are #5 titled Rogerio Damascena, and #6 & #7 titled Dr. George Scott Samson Pts. 1 & 2) please visit http://mindsofmadnesspodcast.com Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some...2018-10-301h 27
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 068 - Royal Wedding Baby Announcement?! Dad's Creepy Wedding Dolls & Stagette FisticuffsLisa updates Rebecca about her mean neighbour (aka Cruella DeVille) before jumping into juicy wedding craziness! First up news about the newest royal baby … did Meghan & Harry actually announce their pregnancy AT Eugenie’s wedding?! Stories including ditching wedding guests, hot dog ceremony story, scary doll wtf, wedding day calamities, an Oreo marriage proposal, Yelp reviewed wedding, a Universal Studios stagette fight & tons more! This episode is brought to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry & planning website! Sign up for gorgeous Save The Date Cards, Wedding Invitations and FREE premium wedding websites at http://zola.com...2018-10-231h 19
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 067 - Sexy Photographer Romp UPDATE, Revolving Door Bridesmaids, MFM Stagette & Stag Stripper Ex-GFUpdate! A sexy photographer romp update from episode 66. Rebecca shares the weirdest religious wedding guest gift ever. We discuss a wedding with an ever revolving door of bridesmaids and a My Favorite Murder stagette party theme. We finish with a story about a stripper who ends up being an ex-girlfirend of an attendee and gives a private bathroom dance to the groom-to-be with *potentially* surprising results! This episode is sponsored by Endy. Get the $50 off your Endy mattress & support this podcast by using the link http://Endy.SecretLifeofWeddings.com and get the best sleep of your life with your new...2018-10-161h 14
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 060 - Porn Breaks Engagement, Worst BJ Wedding Photo Yet, Guest Ceremony Selfie & Cruise Control Pt. 2Episode 60 hits all the important points - shaming ANOTHER blow job wedding photo (this one is the worst yet!), Lisa’s story about a rude guest having a selfie taken DURING a wedding ceremony, a groom who was given a contract by his in-laws with stipulations he must agree to before his in-laws would approve of him (including losing weight) & so much more! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show! https://www.patreon.com/se...2018-08-281h 06
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 059 - Groom's Mom Pretends To Be Bride & Rips Her Dress! Baby Kidnapping, Goat Mom & MIL Horror Stories! Cruise Control Pt. 1Lisa & Rebecca chat about everything from tipping your wedding vendors, twin wedding weirdness, a story about a baby kidnapping (has a happy ending!), a mom who reacts to an engagement by impersonating a goat, and more overbearing mother-in-law stories than you can shake a stick at! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show! https://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our...2018-08-221h 11
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 056 - ER Newlyweds, Patriotic Wedding Calamity, Honeymoon Cruise Rescue & Savage German GrandmaIn this episode Lisa & Rebecca chat about an overbearing savage German grandma (who thinks buffets are TACKY!), an emergency room visit for a pair of newlyweds with a great sense of humour, an over-the-top patriotic Las Vegas nightmare wedding and the cheating Bride who gave the Groom his "out", a Good Samaritan who helped a couple board their honeymoon cruise on time & tons more dirt! We want to know more about you guys - our listeners! To help us out, please visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com/survey to answer a few very short anonymous questions - thanks for your help. Want...2018-07-311h 32
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 055 - Tux Trauma, Maid of Honour WTF?!, Taylor Swift Proposal & Pirate Wedding SexEpisode 55 covers tons of ground - everything from how to make your wedding vendors feel SO LOVED, a controversial argument for abolishing all +1s, a suit’s epic journey, and the most self-centred Maid of Honour EVER, a Taylor Swift engagement tale (which REALLY pisses of Rebecca) and a story you will NEVER FORGET about a pirate themed wedding that got a bit too “relaxed”. We want to know more about you guys - our listeners! To help us out, please visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com/survey to answer a few very short anonymous questions - thanks for your help! This episod...2018-07-241h 09
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 053 - Imaginary Fiance, Dress Destruction, Bigamy Bust Up & Surprise CousinsThis week Lisa & Rebecca chat about an imaginary Fiance, tales from a bridal shop alterationist, a Bride's worst nightmare - the absolute destruction of her wedding gown (eek!), bigamy bust up and surprise ... you're cousins! This episode is brought to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry & planning website! Get your free wedding website & registry at http://zola.com/secretlife Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www...2018-07-101h 22
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 050 - A Very Horny Bride, Drive-Thru Groomsman Rage, #WeddingDrama Tweets & Rosé All Day!Warning: This episode is for hardcore Squeems! We go almost 2.5 HOURS in celebration of our 50th main episode! With rosé wine glass in hand (and the bottle right next to Lisa), we tell juicy stories about a horny bride who couldn't wait...but she hits on a GUEST, not the groom! There's an arrest at a drive-thru window, #WeddingDrama Tweets from Twitter, yet another groomsman who fails spectacularly at every responsibility and SO much more including Lisa's very personal fate-based story about her breakup and subsequently meeting her husband. Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra j...2018-06-192h 22
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 047 - No Show Guests, Photo Booth Sex, Head Shaving Protest & The Grumpy PriestLisa & Rebecca re-cap on all the Royal Wedding drama, and talk everything from angry Catholic priests to head shaving in the name of love and photo booth sex by a wedding coordinator & the best man! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show! https://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram...2018-05-291h 11
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 044 - Lisa's Accidental Floral Theft, Red Wine Revenge for a MIL who wore WHITE & more!Visit our new website & Canada shop (especially made for Americans) so you can buy Jos Louis & delightfully funny / passive aggressively bitchy greeting cards to support the show! http://secretlifeofweddings.com | On episode 44 Rebecca & Lisa officially have Chef Brendeaux on as a guest! He tells the girls all about a wonderfully eccentric winery owner who specialized in magic pyramid power wine (Lisa's now obsessed with getting this wine for the 1 year anniversary of the podcast). We hear a rare story from Lisa (with permission from the bride) about an accidental floral "theft" (LOL), a Bridesmaid's most epic red wine revenge on...2018-05-081h 17
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 043 - Plenty of Fish? More Like Plenty of Dicks ... Dating App Dumpster Fires!Tinder horror stories & dick pic offers here we come! Since dating is a gateway drug that leads to marriage - it's the dating app extravaganza! In an record-breaking 2.5 hour episode, Lisa & Rebecca are invited over to record this episode on-location at their recently-single friend Veronica's place - the reason? So these 2 out-of-touch married girls can see what all the online dating app fuss is all about! Lisa & Rebecca play matchmaker for Veronica on her phone using Tinder & Plenty of Fish, and tell hilariously horrifying true stories about dating apps along the way. This week’s episode is brought to you by...2018-05-012h 28
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 042 - Stag / Bachelorette Party Special Feat. R-Rated Stag Party Concussion!Chef Brendeaux returns! Lisa & Rebecca talk everything stag / bachelorette party! Rebecca even tells her own disaster stagette party story, and the girls finish with an R-rated Reddit Rip story that's completely ridiculous & hilarious! To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com Love our show? Want to help us make it better? Our content will always be FREE, but if you'd like to support the show and get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly only on Patreon, click here to become a Patron: https://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings *Join our private Facebook listener group...2018-04-241h 26
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 041 - Diabolical Mom, Pre-Nuptial Night Terrors, Psychotic Cousin & Wedding Do-OverIn record-breaking episode 41, Lisa & Rebecca gossip for a whopping 1 hour and 41 minutes! From a mother of the bride who won’t shut up, to an insane self-involved cousin of the groom, the girls talk about the worst of the worst wedding guests! They also talk about a panicky bride’s pre-wedding nightmares and answer listener questions including ‘Have you ever shot a wedding and were convinced the marriage wouldn’t last?’ To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com Love our show? Want to help us make it better? Our content will always be FREE, but...2018-04-171h 43
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 040 - Post-Marriage Secrets Revealed, Corporate Wedding Sponsorships & An Extra Groomsman?The stories are flying EVERYWHERE for episode 40 this week! Lisa & Rebecca talk about everything under the sun, including but not limited to: 1970s joke throwback photos, bad hairdressers, ripped wedding dresses, shocking wtf wedding day confessions, corporations sponsoring weddings as a new trend, a surprise groomsman who nobody asked to participate and on this week’s Reddit Rip - the weirdest wedding including the funniest groom procession ceremony music in history! Hey engaged Michigan-area peeps! Need a kick ass wedding photographer in the Detroit area? Check out our lovely friend Casey Brodley, she’s the bomb! So talented - see her...2018-04-101h 19
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 039 - The Unexpected +1, Face Burn, Paying To Attend a Wedding(?!) & Lisa's Most Embarrassing MomentOn the 39th episode of The Secret Life of Weddings Lisa & Rebecca chat about a listener's wedding where someone brought an unexpected +1 - the ex-girlfriend of the Groom! Next up a facial burn results in a stepmother banning her new stepdaughter from being in the wedding (that's COLD) and in this week's Reddit Rip - have you ever heard of paying to attend a wedding? Lisa ends the episode with sharing her most embarrassing moment which happened at a Flight of the Conchords live show in Toronto. This week’s episode is brought to you by Yes Girls & The Box So...2018-04-031h 07
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 038 - Rain Storm Armageddon, Kissing Cousins & Wedding Crashing in Mexico = JailLive from Reading, Pennsylvania - Lisa & Rebecca chat about a myriad of wedding craziness! Everything from the most epic damaging rain storm that destroyed an outdoor wedding reception to a story about kissing cousins you will NEVER be able to un-hear, we have it all this week including The Reddit Rip and a rogue ballsack. You’ll see what we mean… This week’s episode is brought to you by Sudio Headphones! We adore our Sudio Regent headphones - they look and sound amazing. To get your own, check out this link and use discount code WEDDINGS for 15% off any purcha...2018-03-2755 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 037 - Bouquet Boob Flash, Commando Granny & Mother-of-The-Bride FrustrationsDo you live near Reading, PA? Come to our first live podcast show! Visit http://dynamicimagesconference.com to attend the recording on Sunday March 25, 2018 in Reading, PA to buy tickets. This episode is absolutely SLAMMED with stories, including a guest's wardrobe malfunction during the bouquet toss, accidentally crashing WWE wrestler Chris Jericho's wedding, Granny's panties & going commando, one listener's frustrations with her imposing traditional Jewish mom & SO MUCH MORE! The girls also introduce a new weekly feature to the show called the Reddit Rip where we feature a Reddit story each episode. Lisa & Rebecca answer fan questions throughout and share...2018-03-201h 12
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 035 - Mothers-in-Law from Hell & WWE's Renee Young Dishes On Her Wedding to Dean AmbroseThis week Lisa & Rebecca chat about the world's worst mothers-in-law from hell! Then Lisa & Rebecca talk with WWE personality & all around cool funny girl Renee Young & chat everything from haunted houses to her elopement-style wedding to former WWE World Champion wrestler Dean Ambrose (aka Jonathan Good) Finishing up this episode Lisa & Rebecca tell Renee some fun Reddit wedding horror stories and Renee recalls a wild true story she read in an Anthony Bourdain book about a randy chef! Don't forget to subscribe to Renee's comedy podcast Regular Girls - https://www.theregulargirls.com This episode is brought to you by...2018-03-061h 06
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 034 - A Most Useless Groomsman, The Drunken Gossiping Guest & More!Episode 34 begins with a story update about the Groom who couldn't police his own alcohol. In Part 2 of Destination Wedding from Hell we hear about an egotistical groomsman who earns a fun new nickname from Lisa & Rebecca! Rebecca then tells Lisa of the most epic drunken gossip of a wedding guest who not only flirted but puked herself into wedding hall of shame. This episode is brought to you by ManlyBands.com - if you love modern, clean & beautiful design, you'll love Manly Bands! Use code SECRETLIFE for 15% off any Manly Band ring. To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings...2018-02-271h 07
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 033 - Destination Wedding From Hell, Bridal BJ, Heroin Husband & More!We can't EVEN with episode 33! From a destination wedding where the destination was apparently hell, to reception blow jobs, heroin shooting husbands, drunk moms wrapped in bath mats & more, Lisa & Rebecca have it all for you in episode 33! This episode is brought to you by ManlyBands.com - if you love modern, clean & beautiful design, you'll love Manly Bands! Use code SECRETLIFE for 15% off any Manly Band ring. To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com Love our show? Want to help us make it better? Our content will always be FREE, but if...2018-02-2021 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 032 - Passport Fiasco, Heat Wave Blackout & The Disappearing PhotographerIt's episode 32, your mid-week shit show instalment! Rebecca squirms as she hears about Lisa's story about missing passports on a recent trip. Lisa then reads a listener's story about a wedding that not only suffered a heat wave but also a major blackout! Not to be outdone, Rebecca tells the tale of a terrible wedding photographer (and the girls give tips on how to avoid this type of misery!) This episode is brought to you by ManlyBands.com - if you love modern, clean & beautiful design, you'll love Manly Bands! Use code SECRETLIFE for 15% off any Manly Band ring. To...2018-02-1621 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 031 - Meth Head Wedding Crasher, Bitchy Virgin Bride & The Bridesmaid Who Couldn't Get LaidWelcome to episode 31! The girls haven't seen each other for a while and Lisa catches up with Rebecca by telling her about a Maui wedding crasher who most likely was a meth head (luckily a good tempered one!) We then hear about a bitchy virgin bride who was pretty nasty to her photographer (excusssseee me?!) and a bridesmaid who was hard up but just couldn't seem to complete the hook-up. Spoiler alert: She ends up being a jerk about it. This episode is brought to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry and planning website! Want $50...2018-02-141h 04
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 030 - Sexy Chocolate Dip Fun Time & The Bride Who Gambled on a Fart and Lost BIG*Warning - if bodily functions gross you out, you may not want to listen to the second story! You've been warned. If you decide to listen, may god have mercy on your soul and your stomach...* In episode 30 Lisa brings dirt but Rebecca brings DDDIIIIIRRRRTTTTT. From sexy to stomach-turning, this episode has it all but is for hardcore Squeems (aka our listeners) only who really want to hear the craziest wedding stories in the world :-O This episode is brought to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry and planning website! Want $50 credit to start your...2018-02-0633 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 029 - Matrimonial Mommy Mayhem, a Potluck Reception (WTF?) & Bad TimingFor Episode 29 the girls quickly discuss their first live podcast show! Visit http://dynamicimagesconference.org to attend the recording on Sunday March 25, 2018 in Reading, PA to buy tickets. In the first story Lisa tells Rebecca a listener's story from the wedding guest's point of view. That point of view? An overworked mommy to 3 young children who's had enough shit (and we can't blame her!) ...and a wedding POTLUCK? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING! Rebecca regales Lisa with a tale about the most poorly timed wedding in history. This event wouldn't have been on schedule if the wedding party had...2018-01-3046 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 028 - Viking Wedding Meltdown, The Bitchiest Bridesmaid & Shotgun Weddings Still Exist?!It's episode 28 and off the top we share some exciting news about our first live podcast show! Visit http://dynamicimagesconference.org to attend the recording on Sunday March 25, 2018 in Reading, PA! It's down to business and the first story from a listener - read by Lisa - about a cheap garage wedding with a Viking theme & angry newlyweds will leave your mouth hanging open in shock! Rebecca then shares a funny listener's story about why being the bitchy bridesmaid is just plain annoying (spoiler alert - nobody will like you!) The ladies finish off this episode with a story from...2018-01-2734 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 027 - Full Frontal Surprise, Meanest Mom Speech Ever & The Foiled Wedding ThiefFor episode 26 Rebecca & Lisa welcome back their photographer friend Trayc Dudgeon, who has a couple more crazy stories to share with everyone! You won't want to miss the hilarious x-rated ending of her sitcom-worthy wedding photography tale. Lisa shares a rare story of her own about why wedding reception thieves should BEWARE and why karma's a bitch. If you like to hear about comeuppance, you'll love this instalment of The Secret Life of Weddings podcast! This episode is brought to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry and planning website! Want $50 credit to start your wedding...2018-01-2337 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 026 - The X-Rated 'Elephant', Wedding Guests Get Nasty & The Chillest Bride of All TimeEpisode 26 brings with it a new feature called 'Photographer Couch Confessions', which takes place both here on the podcast and over on the YouTube channel (link below). Joining Rebecca & Lisa on the first instalment is Trayc Dudgeon of Blue Rooster Studio, and she shares a ridiculously amazing true wedding story from her career as a wedding photographer. 'The X-Rated Elephant' story is a tale to behold... Lisa reads a story from a listener (also a photographer) about a couple of guests who couldn't resist getting freaky just off the dance floor! Last but not least, Rebecca reads a listener story...2018-01-1941 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 025 - Nightmare Proposal Stories - The McChicken Surprise, A Very Special STD Proposal & More!It's episode 25 and with the holidays over and Valentine's Day just around the corner, it's officially engagement season! The girls are talking all about the world's worst wedding proposals! Find out how badly engagements can go and listen to tips to avoid such a fate yourself (or just don't propose to a jerk / be a jerk and you'll do fine.) In this show Lisa & Rebecca discuss everything from a McDonald's proposal gone wrong, what happens when guys propose to their girlfriends at sports events and how it can blow up in their faces, and everything from a Christmas pickle burn...2018-01-1646 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 023 - Catholic Wedding Catastrophe, First Dance Debacle & Man Splits His PantsIt's now (kinda) the future and the debut of our 2018 season with episode 23! After Lisa tells Rebecca about how she met Doc from Back To The Future (true story!) the girls discuss a listener's story about her Catholic wedding which was taken over by the Priest and some shitty bridesmaids. Next up we hear from our good friend Chef Brenden about a crazy venue owner who CUTS IN on the first dance! WTF... and last but not least, a good old fashioned splitting your pants story! Our favourite kind. This episode is sponsored by Endy. Get the $50 off your Endy...2018-01-0233 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 022 - Rebecca's 2018 Predictions, Cheapest Wedding In History aka The Infamous Pizza Wedding & More!Happy new year and welcome to episode 22! Rebecca shares her 2018 predictions for wedding trends, especially considering the upcoming nuptials of Harry & Meaghan Markle. Lisa recounts a listener's own wedding story about a coked up wedding guest and his runaway girlfriend. We check in with Chef Brendeaux who tells us one of the weirdest stories yet (seriously, WTF Brendan?) and we hear about the cheapest wedding of all time, the infamous pizza wedding! Listen to find out how NOT to host a wedding... This episode is sponsored by Endy. Get the $50 off your Endy mattress & support this podcast by using the...2017-12-2738 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 021 - It's a Wonderful Secret Life of Weddings! The Hypothermic Groom & Lisa's Ring InscriptionMerry Christmas & happy holidays everyone, and welcome to episode 21! This week we talk about everything weddings and Christmas! From schmaltzy Hallmark Christmas wedding movies to films that actually mattered (hint in our episode title), Lisa & Rebecca talk about the best and worst wedding moments in cinema. But first, we hear from Rebecca about a poor guy who was getting married and ended up more like a popsicle than a groom. Lisa then reminisces with Rebecca about her own special Christmas wedding story about how her wedding ring inscription came to be. This episode is sponsored by Endy. Get the $50 off...2017-12-2334 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 020 - Chocolate Fountain Faux Pas, 70s Wedding Gift, Flirty Bride Nose Dive & Roast Beef ApocalypseWe made it to 20! In this hilarity packed episode Rebecca begins with a story about a man who liked the chocolate fountain a little TOO much... A listener sends us a story about her parents and a very 1970s wedding gift they received. Chef Brenden favours us with 2 amazing stories, beginning with a very drunk and flirtatious bride who should have stayed inside the night before her wedding, and his own most embarrassing wedding story about a rogue roast beef dinner! Follow our guest & buddy Chef Brenden (aka Chef Brendeaux) here on Instagram: http://instagram.com/brendeaux This episode is...2017-12-1934 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 019 - Brawling Groomsmen, Hell's Angels Wedding & A Boozed Up Mama's BoyIt's the holiday season and on episode 19 Lisa has a purrrrty Christmas surprise for Rebecca! We get introduced to an old friend of Lisa's - Chef Brenden - who tells us all about some dumbass groomsmen who don't know how to stay out of trouble, and a Hell's Angels wedding reception (spoiler alert - they're super nice guys, but something pretty hilarious did happen...) Rebecca reads a listener story about a heavily inebriated Groom who ended up passed out in his mother's cleavage for the duration of his wedding reception...! Follow our guest & buddy Chef Brenden (aka Chef Brendeaux) here...2017-12-1223 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 018 - Drunk Kids, The Bridesmaid's Husband Sucks & What Pisses Off Wedding Guests The MOST!Welcome to episode 18! This week Lisa makes fun of the way Rebecca says lots of words, including Croatian, Bagel & Italian. The girls share an absolute barrage of fucked up funny (and one very sad) but true wedding stories, and we asked YOU: What pisses you off most as a wedding guest? Listen and avoid these common pitfalls if you're planning your wedding! This episode is sponsored by Endy. Get the $50 off your Endy mattress & support this podcast by using the link http://Endy.SecretLifeofWeddings.com and get the best sleep of your life with your new Endy Mattress! To share...2017-12-0636 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 017 - The Dead Bird Wedding Gift, Hold On...That's Not Your Wife... & Satan In A FascinatorHappy Friday and welcome to episode 17! This week Lisa & Rebecca catch up and before getting into the wedding dirt, & discuss the crazy importance of having 'passion projects' in your life, and what Lisa has been making DIY lately. Lisa reads a couple listener stories about a dead bird wedding gift (ewww) and a jerk wedding guest who is cheating on his wife and brings his mistress to a wedding instead of his wife (even grosser than the dead bird!) To top it all off, we have the epic tale of a Mother of the Bride who is aptly described by...2017-12-0241 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 016 - Best Man Debauchery, The Ultimate Nana Shit-Fit & True Wedding Planner NightmaresIt's episode 16! This week Lisa & Rebecca chat with Kimberly Fu Skubic from Envision Weddings & Events about her most cringeworthy wedding planner nightmare experiences! Lisa reads a story that has the girls laughing about a drunk ass Best Man who the Groom won't be calling anytime soon (lol), and Rebecca tells a Nana shit-fit story which ruins Betty White forever for poor Lisa. Find Kimberly Fu Skubic at http://www.envisionweddings.ca and on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/envision.weddings/ This episode is sponsored by Endy. Get the $50 off your Endy mattress & support this podcast by using the link...2017-11-2838 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 015 - Indecent Bachelor Party Proposal, The Bloody Hotel Room & A Drunken Burglary FailBring your Timbits for episode 15! This week Lisa & Rebecca chat with Jessica Sclafini from Weddings Unfiltered about the no-bullshit way to approach wedding planning, and tips on keeping it real, so to speak. Jessica dishes on her own OMFG moment when a Groom she was working with made a very indecent proposal to her! The girls then read a listener's true story about the grossest thing you could probably ever find in a hotel room, plus how her husband's hotel room got broken into by a shitty drunken burglar. Check out more of Jessica Sclafini at Weddings Unfiltered & The No...2017-11-2142 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 013 - Bridechilla Crossover! Featuring The Not-Quite-Pregnant Bride, The Scrawny Stripper Tale & More!Lucky episode 13 is here and lucky YOU, we chat with the lovely and super cool Aleisha McCormack from the Bridechilla Podcast in this special crossover episode! We talk about everything from keeping chill during wedding planning, to Lisa running into a Real Housewife of Toronto at a wedding, to a real story about a not-quite-pregnant Bride & more! Aleisha is the queen of accents so she teaches Lisa & Rebecca how to sound Aussie while L&R teach her how to sound Canadian (and specifically Torontonian). Aleisha shares one of her own hilarious true wedding stories about hiring a stripper who ended...2017-11-1343 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 012 - Confessions of a Videographer, The Clumsiest Wedding in History & The Myth of Wearing WhiteWell helloooo episode 12! Lisa & Rebecca continue their escapades into the world of weddings with a TON of amazing true wedding stories from seasoned wedding videographer Adam. Lisa tells Rebecca about the clumsiest couple in history, and how their wedding day mishaps spread like a bad infection to everyone around them! We also debunk one of the BIGGEST wedding myths of all time - that a Bride SHOULD wear white on her wedding day - and the origin of how white dresses became the norm. This episode is sponsored by Endy. Get the $50 off your Endy mattress & support this podcast by...2017-11-0828 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 011 - The 'Best Baby', Rattlesnake Mountain Wedding Circus & Lisa Drinks Too Much Wine...Welcome to episode 11! While sharing Halloween candy stolen from (their own) kids, tonight Lisa and Rebecca chat about two wild weddings sent in by listeners. In story #1, you've heard of a Best Man, but what about a BEST BABY? For the whole story tune in! Then, while Lisa drinks copious amounts of white wine, Rebecca regales us with the story of the wedding that tried...so hard...but just kept failing. From the rattlesnake infested mountain & pothead guests, to waiter mishaps & even a chopped off finger tip, this story just won't quit! And not just because Lisa keeps interrupting because...2017-11-0437 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 010 - Proposing at a Wedding = Douche Canoe, Sham Wedding Crasher & A Nasty Text Message FightIn landmark episode TEN(!), Lisa tells Rebecca a cringeworthy tale about a wedding officiant who proposed to his own girlfriend during someone else's ceremony, and believe it or not, it gets WORSE than that! Rebecca reads a woeful story from a fed up wedding photographer about an illegal sham citizenship wedding where the supposed-to-be-but-not-legally-ex-husband of the Bride crashes the reception! Finally, Lisa & Rebecca realize their Hollywood dreams and act out parts in the 'The Most Amazing Wedding Text Message Fight of Our Time', then celebrate ten episodes by toasting with ultra Canadian, half moon Jos Louis snack cakes. Maybe at 20...2017-11-0134 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 009 - Maid of (Dis)Honour, Furry Wedding Crasher & The Wedding Shit Show Lightning Round 2!In this episode, Rebecca reads Kate's story about being a Maid of (Dis)Honour (j/k...you are amazing Kate!). Lisa shares a (rare, lol) feel-good wedding story especially for animal lovers (calling out Team Cat vs. Team Dog), and before you feel TOO good, a brand new Wedding Shit Show Lightning Round, chock full of quick & cringeworthy wedding tales! ***Attention wedding vendors: To see the video we mentioned all about how to get wedding photographers to share their images with you, click this link to check out our YouTube channel to hear our advice: https://youtu.be/HIE6Fou8...2017-10-2426 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 008 - The Jimmy Buffett Burn, Mother-In-Law Ring Stealer & The Biggest Clusterf**k Wedding EverIn this episode, Rebecca reads a listener's stories about the biggest Jimmy Buffett first dance burn in history (courtesy of the groom!), and how a mother of the groom made a very WEIRD ring-related move... Also not even sure how to explain the final story, so let's just call it The Biggest Clusterf**k Wedding of all time, and a cautionary tale about why you should NEVER offer full day coverage as a wedding photographer! Finally Lisa & Rebecca discuss the wedding myth that the wedding party (i.e. Bridesmaids & Groomsmen) must have an even numbers of attendants on both sides...2017-10-1727 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 007 - The Infamous BJ Wedding Photo, Attack of the 12cm Dildo & Golf Carts Gone Wild!In this episode, Lisa & Rebecca finally give in and discuss the infamous blow job wedding photo that's gone viral worldwide. Rebecca shares a story about an aggressive sex toy attack at a stag party. Finally, Lisa tells a listener's story that is awful but hilarious, and Lisa & Rebecca end up in fabulously inappropriate tears and fits of laughter trying to finish the story. This episode is sponsored by Endy. Get the $50 off your Endy mattress & support this podcast by using the link http://Endy.SecretLifeofWeddings.com and get the best sleep of your life with your new Endy Mattress! To...2017-10-1629 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 006 - The Groom's Ultimate Revenge, Garter Belt Family Fisticuffs, Photographer OMGs & Breastfeeding Bride (NOT a BABY!)In this episode, Lisa & Rebecca chat with Toronto wedding decor specialist Walter Galvao about his most insane anecdotes, including the most awesome story on the podcast to-date! A photographer sends in her most embarrassing / OMG / terrifying moments on the job, and Rebecca shares a story about breastfeeding at a wedding (which is cool) but it's the Bride who is breastfeeding...her Bridesmaid...on the dance floor...(not so cool). This episode is sponsored by Endy. Get the $50 off your Endy mattress & support this podcast by using the link http://Endy.SecretLifeofWeddings.com and get the best sleep of your life...2017-10-1029 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 005 - Ceremony Overboard, Pukeahontas, Wedding Myth & Don't Drink and Paul McCartneyIn this episode Lisa reads a story about a lakefront wedding ceremony which doesn't go to plan. Rebecca shares a story about a puke monster wedding guest and the unfortunate location his remnants ended up. The ladies talk about the wedding myth that wedding planning brings people together (LOL) and Lisa tells her own story about why you should never drink and Paul McCartney. This episode is sponsored by Endy. Get the $50 off your Endy mattress & support this podcast by using the link http://Endy.SecretLifeofWeddings.com and get the best sleep of your life with your new Endy Mattress...2017-10-0623 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 004 - Crappy Cousin, T-A-C-K-Y Bride & The Wedding Shit Show Lightning Round!In this episode Rebecca reads a story about an obnoxious cousin of the groom. Lisa shares a story from Annie about a Bride & her family who define the word TACKY, and we debut our new feature, The Wedding Shit Show Lightning Round! Punchy, fast, fun stories of wedding bedlam for your gratuitous enjoyment. This episode is sponsored by Endy. Get the $50 off your Endy mattress & support this podcast by using the link http://Endy.SecretLifeofWeddings.com and get the best sleep of your life with your new Endy Mattress! To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit...2017-10-0323 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 003 - The Poundable Ex-Bridesmaid, Stop Eating Those Flowers & The Bad Luck Wedding MythIn this episode Lisa reads a story sent in from a listener about a wedding guest (formerly a Bridesmaid) who ran drunkenly amok at an intimate wedding. We also talk to Sonya (a wedding florist from California) and chat about the wedding myth that it's bad luck to see each other before the wedding, and why it's total bullshit and actually a good thing! This episode is sponsored by Endy. Get the $50 off your Endy mattress & support this podcast by using the link http://Endy.SecretLifeofWeddings.com and get the best sleep of your life with your new Endy Mattress...2017-09-3023 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 002 - Lisa's Serial Killer Wedding, a Sexy Proposition & a Rampant Wedding MythIn this episode Lisa tells you about the time she ran into an honest to god *SERIAL KILLER (Dellen Millard) on the dance floor at a wedding, and Rebecca shares a listener story about a sexy proposition made to a wedding photographer by a guest. We also debut a new feature, Wedding Myths, where each week we talk about a common wedding myth, and if it's true or not! This episode is sponsored by Endy. Get the $50 off your Endy mattress & support this podcast by using the link http://Endy.SecretLifeofWeddings.com and get the best sleep of your life...2017-09-2623 min
The Secret Life of WeddingsEp 001 - The Naked Bike Ride, a Brawl & The Handsy GroomIn this episode Rebecca & Lisa tell you about an eccentric group of cyclists, a fist fight during photos, and a groom who should have been paying less attention to the wedding coordinator and more attention to his bride. * Exclusive photo taken by Lisa is now live in our private Facebook group! Join us here to see everything (well almost everything...): http://bit.ly/2fxBuZ9 To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com Love our show? Want to help us make it better? Our content will always be FREE, but if you'd like to support...2017-09-2134 min