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Southern Shade with Liv and JayPrince Charming or NahIn this week's episode, a listener writes in to tell the ladies about his blind date. To say Liv and Jay were all fired up about this one would be an understatement. Jay stumbles upon a social media post that originally gave new hope for the dating world until things take a terrible turn. You won't want to miss this story!!! Support the show2023-02-2726 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayNothing but NutIn this week's episode, the ladies discuss Janice Smith for allegedly training squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend. Talk about playing the long game when it comes to revenge. Also, the ladies talk about the Superbowl, Valentine's Day, and Jay's new humble abode. Tune in... this episode is nothing but nuts!!! Support the show2023-02-2035 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayHoover Maneuver 25,000In this week's episode, the Chinese spy balloon and missing duck hunter (Tyler Doyle) monopolized the news feed. The ladies smell something and it's a bit fishy about the details. Liv's patient is a freak in the sheets and apparently in the streets. You won't believe what she asked her to do. Are hickeys or, should we say, Hoover Maneuver 25,000s becoming a thing again?Support the show2023-02-1327 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayGet Your Rocks Off 5,000In this week's episode, the ladies discuss female hysteria and the cure for the affliction. Who knew a good ole orgasm could fix what ails you? Jay's friend finds a surprise in their bed. What could it be? Also, a provider Liv works with goes over and beyond for her patient. Tune in to hear how she quickly became the patient's favorite doctor!!! Support the show2023-02-0627 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JaySchool for Blow Jobs?In this week's episode, the ladies discuss a new class to learn how to do blowjobs and ride the D. Unfortunately, Jay will need to see the sanitation grading before she attends. A new addition to Jay's family has her all in the feels. Wait, will she become the new Paris Hilton? And last but not least, the ladies came upon a jewelry company offering a biodegradable material. Tune in to hear what special ingredient has them shaking their heads!!!Support the show2023-01-3029 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JaySpeechlessIn this week's episode, Liv attends a funeral that leaves her speechless. Where do southern pastors learn their speech cadence? Jay discusses her love and hate of how individuals like social media posts. Should you like your post? Tune in and, you be the judge!!! Support the show2023-01-1629 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayPenis Bone?In this week's episode, Liv goes out for a night on the town and gets overserved. However, she didn't see eye to eye with everyone at the party. Jay and her boyfriend set out on a quest to find a mutual hobby. Who knew it would lead to finding a Teradactal penis bone. What? Tune in for the full story!!! Support the show2023-01-0926 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayFree-range PeopleIn this week's episode, Jay has an encounter; with the Wish version of Dolly Parton. Jay describes it as dealing with free-range people as they walk around doing as they please. Liv does home waxing, and now her chocha looks like road kill. Also, the ladies wish everyone a Happy New Year while discussing resolutions. Support the show2023-01-0229 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayTinsel TitsIn this week's episode, Jay may be the new Grinchiest Tinsel Tits in town. All the while, her friend's post leaves Finn in disbelief at a stranger's actions. Also, the Tinman may finally get a heart, but Liv will probably forgo his birth name and give him another. Tune in for these wacky tales!!!Support the show2022-12-2628 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayCumbrellaIn this week's episode, the ladies vow not to get "wished/China-ed" again this Christmas season. Liv gets jumped by three women in jail but ultimately fights off a tarantula. What? Jay's bedtime pillow fort crumbles and sends her into a frenzy. Was it gumdrops falling on her head or something rabid? Also, Liv shares the origin of lash extensions, and you will never call them anything but "Cumbrellas" again!!!Support the show2022-12-1929 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayJust a Little KillIn this week's episode, Jay talks about thoughts of killing her ex "Just a little kill". The Christmas wish list in Liv's house is giving old man vibes. Also, the ladies talk about how much people love their sleep? However, not more than a women who almost unalives her roommate to ensure she gets her zzzzz's. Tune in to hear these crazy stories!!! Support the show2022-12-1226 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayMan-Coon and the White RussianIn this week's episode, Jay recounts a friend dating story that will have you in disbelief. White Christmas or White Russian? Also, Liv has a man coon, and it is possibly located between her legs. Meow!!! Note to mention the dreaded Elf on the shelf and regifting to put you in the Holliday spirit. Tune in!!!!Support the show2022-12-0535 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayNashville Nights and the Prince AlbertIn this week's episode, Jay kicks it in Nashville. Can we say boot scoot and boogie? Also, Liv gets tricked into seeing someone's private piercing. If they had only known... all they had to do was ask. Liv vows to stop answering her telephone due to another weird phone call. Two calls in one month is a little excessive. Tune in to hear the ladies reaction to each of these redicouls stories!!! Support the show2022-11-2832 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayPetty Betty and the Repo ManIn this week's episode, a woman who donated a kidney to her husband is repaid by his cheating. The ladies think she should repo it!!! Jay feels Mother Nature dropped off winter like a bad custody arrangement. Here you take him!!! Liv witnessed a coworker's assault by nipple, and it was HARD to look away. Tune in to hear this ridiculousness. Support the show2022-11-2130 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayBoobies and the Day of the DeadIn this week's episode, Liv has an uncomfortable altercation with a man at Walmart. At the end of the conversation the man gets a surprise unintentional glimpse of boobies. Did she win him over? Also, Jay learns about an odd Indonesian ritual that can only be explained as the Day of the Dead. Does dressing up dead relatives seem like a good past time? Tune in and find out!!!Support the show2022-11-1429 minSouthern Shade with Liv and Jay1970s Sex and Uninvited GuestsIn this week's episode, Jay finds a book about sex written in the 1970s. Will the information hold, or will the ladies be appalled? I think we can venture to guess which way the ladies are leaning. Liv receives a phone call from an ex-coworker stating he has been in her house and is currently walking her dogs. However, Liv has never shared her address or knows him well enough to invite him over. Tune in to hear the resolve!!! Support the show2022-11-0733 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayHalloweenIn this week's episode, the ladies take on haunted corn mazes and amateur ghost hunting to round out the Halloween season. Also, Liv and Jay pay homage to the late great Leslie Jordan and share their thoughts on the comedian Theo Von's childhood hobbies. What is something people would be shocked to know about you? Support the show2022-10-2433 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JaySticky BunsIn this week's episode, the ladies discuss if kinks are hereditary. Liv tells a tail of a friend who turns into Julia Child during sex. Could you imagine what her mother/father likes? Jay would like to think her parents have only had sex the one time she was conceived. What kinks are you into that would have you cringing to know your parents like them too? Support the show2022-10-2429 minSouthern Shade with Liv and Jay100th Episode: Trading FacesIn this week's episode, the ladies have came in your earhole 100 times. That's right, they are celebrating their 100th episode with the people who make it possible (you...the listeners)!!! The ladies also had their high school reunion where some people were unrecognizable to Liv. As always Jay comes in clutch with amazing reasoning why the person was not familiar. You won't want to miss these stories!!! Support the show2022-10-1727 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayDr. Dolittle vs Fist of FurryIn this week's episode, Liv reluctantly becomes Dr. Dolittle for the day. However, Jay's reactions to Liv's "being with the nature" are better than the actual story. Also, Tik Toc has struck again with a new catchy toon, but the ladies find out it was released several years ago. The news prompted the ladies to ask, "Has Chris Brown fully recovered from his Rihanna scandal"? Tune in and you be the judge!!!Support the show2022-10-1028 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayBubba Shot the Tube Socks Last NightIn this week's episode, Jay's boyfriend plays shoot um up Bubba in the house. What did the suitcase ever do to him? In true to Jay fashion, she gives him a good ribbing and then makes a parody song about it. Has country life gotten out of hand? Tune in and you be the judge!!! Support the show2022-10-0329 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayJay-isms: F*ck Tiny Tim and Cooter HandsIn this week's episode, Liv does an ode to Jay. After scouring through past episodes, some funny Jay responses made the cut. They will forever be known as Jay-isms. Tune in to hear about dirty Sanchez, nasty Cooter hands, shark attack, and so much more!!!Support the show2022-09-2633 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayHalf Cocked JudyIn this week's episode, the ladies want to administer a half-cocked Judy to randoms they encounter. However, due to the nature of the Purge talks in the Mid-West, they have renamed it a Jay-bitch-ah. Also, Jay sees a streaker at Liv's house and handles it with southern charm while Liv is left with her head in her hands. Tune in for another trainwreck of a good time!!! Support the show2022-09-1929 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayBoots and Cats: Queef on The BeatIn this week's episode, Jay is so convincing during an explanation that both parties walk away, ready to purchase this fictitious item. Liv struggles with the mean girl mentality after changing job locations. The ladies are always true to form and go off the rails at some point in the show. So, tune in to hear their rapping skills "Boots and Cats and Queef on the Beat!!!!Support the show2022-09-1225 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayTeenage Mutant Ninja SlutsIn this week's episode, the ladies discuss how the United States is portrayed, in pictures during COVID could be problematic. Also, Liv morphs two of her friend's histories into one, which leaves Jay as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Slut. Tune in to hear these hysterics!!! Support the show2022-09-0528 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayCocaine and HookersIn this week's episode, Jay may have paid (a man of the cloth) for cocaine and hookers. Also, the ladies wonder what a boss would have to do; to warrant thousands of dollars of manure dumped in his yard. Tune in to hear these stories and why a new mother should know more than one lullaby/song.Support the show2022-08-0828 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayRed FlagsIn this week's episode, Liv's husband has a change in behavior that sparks cheating rumors. Surprisingly Jay prevails as the calmer of the Southern Shade duo. Tune in as these ladies discuss red flags in relationships and weird conversations with strangers.Support the show2022-07-1132 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayInappropriate Texts and the SlytherinIn this week's episode, the ladies talk about inappropriate texting. When is it ok to share bad news over a text? Also, Jay attends a reptile event causing a near panic attack. Did she finally conquer her fears of the Slytherin? Tune in!!!Support the show2022-07-0433 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayRedneck IngenuityIn this week's episode, Jay shares the story of a local with the most redneck ingenuity we have seen in a while. Liv survives two pseudo shark attacks while on vacation. However, these crazy stories can't compare to the Monday of all Mondays. Have you ever started your work week off with utter dismay? Tune in to hear these Southern Ladies and their antics!Support the show2022-06-2734 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayViewers ChoiceIn this week's episode, listeners voted on their favorite Liv and Jay moments. Bentellect, Big Daddy Buck, Ryan, B, and Bob all make guest appearances. Tune in to hear a throwback classic episode that includes the infamous Stank Prank that brought the ladies to tears. Support the show2022-06-2028 minSouthern Shade with Liv and Jay$hit StainIn this week's episode, the ladies bid farewell to the infamous "Shit Stain". Also, Liv celebrates her Birthday with a total breakdown but rallies in the end. Can you even call it a Birthday if something bed doesn't kick off your year? Tune in as Jay bares witness to a balls deep event that has us shaking our heads. Support the show2022-06-1336 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayThicccKIn this week's episode, Liv has another bone to pick. Should you care what people think when they don't have an active role in your life? Also, the ladies discuss fashion trends that are making an encore. Are all throwbacks worthy? Tune in to see how a preacher man surprises the girls while being thick with three C's!!!Support the show2022-06-0631 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayPuba-StankIn this week's episode, Liv encounters a lady who is trying to persuade her into letting her explore her vagina. However, that is something you must adequately prepare for and not do on the fly. Jay had a similar experience with an old high school buddy and now makes it awkward every time she sees her around town. Tune in to hear more unfortunate stories of the ladies and their vaginas.Support the show2022-05-3030 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayIn Depp Sh*tIn this week's episode, the ladies discuss the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial. The train wreck is giving the girls life. What could anger you to the point of defecating in someone's bed? Do you have a toxic ex that brings out the crazy? Tune in to hear Liv and Jay weigh in on the subject. Support the show2022-05-0930 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayLicking Your FriendsIn this week's episode, the ladies discuss why Liv is so angry and defensive toward unknowing people. Also, they discuss adult versus children's behavior. Why is it not appropriate to act like a kid as an adult? Why do we tell children not to lick their friends when adults do? Tune in and find out!!! Support the show2022-04-2529 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayCountry Wedding Faux Pas and Permed MulletsIn this week's episode, Jay attends a remote southern wedding that was full of Billy Ray Cirus look-alikes. The ladies reminisce about the faux pas that transpired at their weddings. Are the events that happen in a nice southern wedding a rite of passage or pure shenanigans? Tune in, and you be the judge! Support the show2022-04-1138 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayB-day Shenanigans and The Fresh PrintsIn this week's episode, the ladies celebrate Jay's birthday. You can't go wrong with a get-together with comedy, friends, and don't forget FOOD!!! Tune in to hear how Liv embarrassed her friend with help from local patrons and staff. Also, the ladies talk about the slap heard around the world. Do you think Will Smith will forever be known as The Fresh Prints. Which side are you on (Will Smith or Chris Rock)? Support the show2022-04-0430 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayDrunken Nights and Words That Will Cause a FightIn this week's episode, the ladies comb through some of their emails and answer the listener's questions. Jay and Liv weigh in on their crazy drunken nights and each other's pet peeves that leave the ladies with some hurt feelings. Will it be fighting words or just some good fun amongst friends? You be the judge. Support the show2022-03-2833 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayStand Up and F**k-eth All the Way OffIn this week's episode, the ladies are in the process of checking an item off their bucket list. You guessed it, STAND UP COMEDY!!! Also, Jay tries to plan a toddler's birthday party with a fight club theme. What? Liv gets flipped off by a true southern 94-year-old lady who couldn't utter the obscenities but gestured them well. It's all about priorities, am I right? Support the show2022-03-2131 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayI Got Laid ParadeIn this week's episode, the ladies wonder if people bring out different versions of themselves. Is the way you interact with someone specific to the person, or is everyone treated the same? Also, the ladies talk about their walk of shame, or as Jay likes to call it, "The I Got Laid Parade"! Tune in to find out what crazy mistakes these ladies have made!!! Support the show2022-03-1435 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayV-day and Happy EndingsIn this week's episode, Liv shares an unfortunate event at the nail salon that almost gave her a happy ending. Also, Jay warns a female about her boyfriend's infidelities through a sneaky link. Did she blow up his spot or support a fellow sister? Support the show2022-02-1433 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayDog The Booty HunterIn this week's episode, the ladies wonder if guys ever age out of f**k boy status. Also, Jay gets a random text from a guy she dated in the past, but it isn't sitting right with her. Is he opportunistic or a dog looking to bury his bone? Tune in to see if she blows up his spot or will let karma do her dirty work for her!Support the show2022-02-0725 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayBack Blowing Snow HolesIn this week's episode, the ladies discuss being in the glory hole of winter. Who knew a snow hole would be so satisfying? Also, Liv encounters a woman so desperate to get her back blown out that she asks for some uncomfortably random things done to her. Are the ladies here for the shenanigans? Tune in to find out. Support the show2022-01-3131 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayMagic Mike and The Re-giftedIn this week's episode, Magic Mike shows up to Liv's work; and leaves her confused and wanting more. Jay encourages women to practice self-love, be prideful, and promote positive self-talk. Also, Liv makes a mistake that gets her feelings hurt. Who is to blame...Liv or the ungrateful person in her life?Support the show2022-01-1732 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayCatfishIn this week's episode, Jay is officially deemed a M.I.L.F. The ladies discuss the art of catfishing, and Liv wants a full-on tutorial. You fellas are not left out of the discussion with the ever-deceiving hat-fishing. Tune in for all the southern shenanigans you can handle. Support the show2022-01-1032 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayThe Nutcracker...naw girl, The Coochie-cracker!!!In this week's episode, the ladies react to some Coochie cracking leaving nothing much to the imagination. Jay gaslights a guy she has been dating but did she get away with it? And Liv's infamous Dirty Santa/White Elephant work party finally reached its resolve. Tune in to find out if it lived up to its expectation.Support the show2021-12-2726 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayHalf-A$$ JinglersIn this week's episode, Jay wants everyone to know she is no half-ass jingler; she jingles all the way!!! Also, Liv was well on her way to seeing some perky Christmas "bulbs" before having no Mardi Gra beads stood in her way. Tune in to see which of the ladies let out their inner grinch and which one is on everyone's list to be under the tree this year. Support the show2021-12-2031 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayThe Girlfriend vs WifeIn this week's episode, the ladies discuss the pros and cons of being a girlfriend versus a wife. Jay (the girlfriend package) weighs in with Liv (the wife package) on whether doing wifey stuff; as a girlfriend; delays getting married. Is one package better than the other? Tune in to find out.Support the show2021-12-1329 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayOMG!!!In this week's episode, Liv may have inadvertently given someone pinkeye via crop dust. However, both ladies are guilty of going down the rabbit hole while searching the web. Will a recipe for an Alabama Hot Pocket be good eats or make your stomach yeet? Tune in to decide. Support the show2021-11-2922 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayDumpster FireIn this week's episode, Jay pranks a friend without trying and, Liv puts Jimmy Buffet to shame. Talk about one dumpster fire of a week. Tune in to hear these Southern Bells and all their crazy antics!!!! Support the show2021-11-2228 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayBig Daddy BuckIn this week's episode, Jay runs into Big Daddy Buck, and he has her shook. Will her undercarriage ever recover, or will she have to make new arrangements? Also, the ladies frequent a local bar that turns into a morbid orgy of tongues. Did they join in, or were they merely spectators? Tune in to find out!!! Support the show2021-11-0121 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayMe and Boobie McGeeIn this week's episode, Liv has a girl-on-girl interaction that left her co-worker speechless. Not to mention the time she played reverse whack-a-mole with a penis that gave her PTSD. As always, Jay walks to the beat of her own drum when it comes to her fashion sense. Could she really be Janis Joplin reincarnated? Support the show2021-10-2142 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JaySave the Boo-BeesIn this week's episode, the ladies talk about breast cancer awareness month and, Jay shares her survival story. Liv starts a soul train line at a company party but, neither ladies remember much about that night. Tune in to hear these ladies' crazy antics!!!Support the show2021-10-1135 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayBoo-thangIn this week's episode, Jay retires the "this is why I am single starter pack" and Liv actually approves. The ladies read emails from the listeners that have them thank their lucky stars they are all booed up. Support the show2021-10-0439 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayUnleashed with Rich and TimIn this week's episode, the ladies chat with the hosts of Rich and Tim Unleashed. From bowel preps during a tornado to southern cuisine, you will not want to miss this episode!!! Support the show2021-09-2716 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayStank PrankIn this week's episode, Liv pranks her mom, but it does not go as planned. In fact, someone may lose control by the end of this conversation. Jay's fashion sense gets tested at her new job which gives us lunch lady meets the daffy duck school crossing guard. Tune in to hear southern shade at its finest!!! Support the show2021-09-2031 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayPop Rocks and Blow Job CourtIn this week's episode, Jay wakes up to the sound of someone eating pop rocks in her room. Did she have a sticky sweet time or, was she left hung up wet? Liv attended blow job court while our country was struck with tragedy thus, leading to a double blow of a day. Lend these ladies your ear and be rewarded with a good ole belly laugh!!! Support the show2021-09-1335 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayHot Dog Water and The Cock GobblerIn this week's episode, the ladies have the infamous "Bob" on the show. Bob weighs in on Jay's hot dog water burnt nipples and Liv's hidden talent, thus naming her "The Cock Gobbler". Don't miss this dumpster fire of a good time!!! Support the show2021-09-0636 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayFingered and F-Bomb Dot ComIn this week's episode, the ladies share their experiences seeing more than their fair share at a Motorcycle Rally and New Year's Eve party. Also, drinking game alert...take a drink every time Jay drops the F-bomb. Tune in as these ladies are too much to handle in every Southern way!!!Support the show2021-08-3041 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayMcGangbangIn this week's episode, Liv gets pranked by her new coworkers. She now has questioned the mental health of the crew and decided they are all off their rockers. Jay describes her interaction with a baby tyrant nicknamed "Hitler" and weighs in on the infamous McGangbang!!! Support the show2021-08-2341 minSouthern Shade with Liv and JayLocked Up: Girl's Gone Wild EditionIn this week's episode, the ladies chat with Desiree Nidiffer, a prison nurse who shares her wild stories of working in corrections. Liv cosigns that women correctional nurses are a different breed (half nurse and half inmate mentality) while Jay is impressed and taken aback. Tune in to hear their unbelievable stories!!! Tik Tok: @dnidiffer7Instagram: @desireenidiffer7Support the show2021-08-1638 min