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Pre-ShiftNo Face Tattoo RuleDo you have any better suggestions?! On this week's Early Out, Frank and Jonesy talk professional hackers, online blackmail, laser tag, Cabo and why Saturday night home games bring in the worst bar crowd.2022-08-2130 minPre-ShiftEarly OutFrank, Thomas & Jonesy get into 80's science fiction movies, Frank's weight loss, gym music and Jordan Peele films. The gang dives into the kiddy pool to discuss new and random topics for your listening pleasure. The machines are online and we need to act quickly!2022-07-2929 minPre-ShiftThe Dumbest Form of LoveIt's Season 3. It's your bar-life insiders. It's a 'Hot Dog Duel'. The new season kicks off with Frank and Thomas eating hot dogs for 10 minutes with Jonesy officiating. Get your bets in, who ya got?! It wouldn't be The Pre-Shift Podcast without some berating Karen's, Creepy Men and everyone's favorite game Fair or Fowl. That's how we're spelling it internet nerds!2022-07-2255 minPre-Shift#99 - Fair or FowlFrank, Thomas and Jonesy are all back in-studio for the post-4th of July episode! Las Vegas survived another firework show somehow and the street people are defecating out in the open, LITERALLY. Have no fear, the threesome have plenty of Karen's, a CREEPY request and introduce a new inclusive segment... FAIR or FOWL? 2022-07-101h 01Pre-Shift#96 - Pure Bum Juice99 bananas and a chick ain't one! Jonesy is a house cat and self fertilizes his own yard. Thomas has a million dollar idea and Frank beats Justin in a race, at Resorts World. The crew also talk 90's cartoons, canned cocktails, masturbation work breaks and have a Geography test to determine 'Smartest Alvarado of the Week.' Unsend this Apple!2022-06-171h 01Pre-Shift#95 - Game Used FartsOnly $5000 a jar! Jonesy goes to San Diego and rants about gas prices. Thomas is affected by staff shortages and Frank gives us his list of Dairy Queen Blizzards. The boys also talk Dayclub pool water, Popeye's fight, coffee meth and participate in the 1st ever 'Pre-Shift Spelling Bee'!2022-06-1159 minPre-Shift#94 - Burrito TapeWe don't care what flavor it is, WE'RE IN! Jonesy flies in and sets his thermostat to 65 degrees. Thomas can't come within 100 feet of Level 9 Studios and Frank gets a 6am wake up prank from special guest Sylvia! The crew talk about Oreos, Mona Lisa cake incident, Dead vs Dolls and rank 80's soundtrack songs. Rest in Peace Ray Liotta...2022-06-031h 00
Pre-Shift#93 - Mexican BladeThe world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping! Jonesy witnesses a shooting and brings a roll of toilet paper for his "sniffles". Thomas calls in sick, after visiting the zoo and kissing a monkey. Frank has the studio to himself and plays 'Pick the insult'. We also discuss Jack Nicholson, EDC kids and selling 'Lake Mead Corpse Water'.2022-05-2857 minPre-Shift#92 - Concerts & ChaosIt's EDC week and the infestation of half-naked zombies in fishnets on drugs has already begun. An appetizer of alleged shots fired at 'Lovers and Friends' and The Fremont Jumper which suspiciously did not make any headlines. We also discuss Pregnancy Whoppers and what to do if a Creep sits next to you on an airplane and takes pictures of your feet. Good luck out there brothers and sisters.2022-05-2059 min
Pre-Shift#91 - Sad Bean BurritoIt's okay, we'll get through this together. The boys made it through another booze-filled, drug induced weekend. Jonesy bleeds all over the bar. Thomas witnesses a car crash, at the park and Frank wonders how many times he's sat on a cocaine toilet seat. NASA nudes, The Time Traveler, forearm penis and more Lake Mead news. R.I.P. to the Ipod.2022-05-1359 min
Pre-Shift#90 - NoventaIt's Cinco de Mayo, Kentucky Derby, Mother's Day, Canelo and UFC 274... Oh we also have wild animals roaming the streets of Las Vegas and bodies washing up on what used to be Lake Mead. At least the NFL Draft is over!2022-05-061h 00
Pre-Shift#89 - UntitledWe were never here. Nothing ever happened and no one will speak of this episode again...2022-04-2955 min
Pre-Shift#88 - The Swedish CouchHow did you collapse your lung? Jonesy plays NFL Blitz and dominates. Thomas reviews 'The Batman'. Frank has stopped eating meat, ALLEGEDLY. They guys also discuss bar games, surprise party lawsuit, Lebanon shock experiment and Groom throws cake at Bride. What's your Tribe called again?2022-04-221h 00
Pre-Shift#87 - Live from 4th AvePre-Shift heads to Tucson, Arizona! BEAR DOWN! The Gang invades O'malley's on 4th Ave! Superfan Tanner, Jose 'Dirty' Sanchez, Irving 'The Roommate' crash the party and discuss the perfect thermostat temperature, Sugar Daddy Juror, Cookie Dough Whiskey and who walks their cat?!2022-04-1556 min
Pre-Shift#86 - Pastrami FountainWhat else could you ask for? Jonesy explains why he hates Street Fair. Thomas complains about free food and paid lunch. Frank ranks dipping sauces and discovers his dream job. They also discuss drone food delivery, 4-time Mile High Club, Zoom call drive-thru and Bruce Willis. Yippee Ki-Yay!2022-04-081h 01
Pre-Shift#85 - 94% Fecal MatterDon't lick your fingers! Jonesy tries to keep his staff happy, after another U of A loss. Thomas has a solution for Las Vegas traffic. Frank goes to Starbucks and encounters a Karen. IHOP syrups, Dollar Store meat, healthy bowel movements & Man's first thought. Can I get my money?!2022-04-021h 02
Pre-Shift#84 - Asta la vista, baby!The gang survived another St. Patty's Day! Jonesy flies in with Nick Asta and tells us why his flight got delayed. Thomas has a secret to confess. Frank works the front door and has an altercation. Applebee's drive-thru, peanut butter, drunk tax and Maury Povich. Can I get a lime margarita?2022-03-261h 01
Pre-Shift#83 - Aspen ColoradoNext stop Las Vegas! Peyton stops by and talks about her first year in Vegas, go-to drunk food, split check etiquette and why milk is disgusting. A Jonesy-free week in preparation for St. Patty's Day, Strength & Honor! Thomas gives us 'The Cardinal Sins' of getting fired, in the service industry. Frank's looking like a boiled hot dog and hates corned beef with cabbage. 2022-03-181h 01
Pre-Shift#82 - Deep Bedazzled PocketsJonesy is LIVE in-studio and tells us his embarrassing journey to Vegas. Thomas asks about pizza etiquette and Frank almost craps his pants AGAIN, this time due to marathon traffic. Girl Scout fight, casino mattress fire, annoying toasts and if you could bring your bed or toilet travelling, which would you choose?2022-03-111h 00
Pre-Shift#81 - Tableside GuacIs there anything better? No Jonesy for 'Margarita Day', no problema. Thomas buys a keg and pukes all over himself. Frank goes to the movies and sneaks in his own food. Weed chronicles, Secret of Siam, $26 drink night and more fast food fighting. BRING BACK POPCORN REFILLS!2022-03-041h 00
Pre-Shift#80 - Cocktails and GraceLeah 'THE Mixologist' stops by and serves up a 'Clarified Aviation w/ Electricdust. She also talks working the AVN Awards, creeps, her drinking rules and much more. Jonesy two-steps in sandals & a v-neck. Thomas goes to Circa and Frank loves taking his shoes off. We also talk ATM fees, Firefighter Pimp, hangovers & work drama, WHY?!2022-02-251h 02
Pre-Shift#79 - Cobra ArcadeJose Sanchez from Tucson's downtown bar stops by and gives us his karaoke etiquette, go-to shots and drinks he hates to make. The guys also discuss butt grenades, puke bags, wife's dying wish and taste test Elijah Craig.2022-02-181h 04
Pre-Shift#78 - Ellis Island's KingpinDave Barragan drops by to educate everyone on THE BEST CASINO IN LAS VEGAS. Thomas calls in and catfishes Superfan Tanner. Frank goes to The Front Yard and signs up for a singles mixer. Vegas mornings, industry savages, worst excuses to call out and Nick Cannon.2022-02-1158 min
Pre-Shift#77 - Buffet ThiefWhat food was taken?! Jonesy hates 'Bar Regulars' and goes completely nuclear! Thomas can't stand 'The Triple Sink' and remembers getting fired. Frank wants 'gifted food' on steroids covered in soy sauce. Larceny taste test, Vegas headlines, BJ dealer's Venmo and the only betting strategy you'll ever need! 2022-02-041h 04
Pre-Shift#76 - The Sports Betting KingBEND THE KNEE TO MAZI VS! Frank, Thomas and Jonesy interview 'The Undisputed GOAT of Sports Betting' as he dives into celebrity clients, betting preferences, trolls, his best win & worst loss. They also discuss Vegas tipping, Nelly's lost $330k, shower etiquette and taste test Cincoro tequila.2022-01-281h 01
Pre-Shift#75 - Monday Night Raw SushiIs there any better combination, in the galaxy??? Jonesy describes what kind of high school friend he was. Thomas is on the Wall of Shame and Frank reminisces on his favorite bars he's been kicked out of. Rolex Robbery, Bartender Beatdown, paycheck rules and which french fry you go to in case of a shortage? 2022-01-221h 01
Pre-Shift#74 - Fart JarEasy and accessible! Jonesy gives us a traffic update from Tucson. Thomas gives us fast food fights around the country and Frank lives next to a phone sex operator. Jason Derulo, another Raider DUI, Little Caesar's and you judge a man by his steak and his search history.2022-01-141h 04
Pre-Shift#73 - Is it over yet?The guys are still here?! How have they made it this far? It's 2/3 of the threesome. Here's the final episode of 2021. You're welcome degenerates.2022-01-1057 min
Pre-Shift#72 - 9am Tequila ShotsI suppose it's 5 o'clock somewhere. Jonesy survives Street Fair and helps Stevie Nunez donate toys for underprivileged children. Thomas asks to borrow some cash and Frank catches a guy pooping, in the alley. Vegas arrests, naked drive-thru, tattoo ban and the infamous Limo Driver. The award for funnest city in America goes to...2021-12-171h 01Pre-Shift#71 - Breastfeeding CatIs anyone else seeing this?! Jonesy doesn't 'do' holidays and prefers Charmin. Thomas rants about 'Spit Cups'. Frank turns 30-FINE and goes to Sapphire. Proper No. 12 taste test, chicken tender shortage, UFC 269 & NFL Week 14 picks. An emergency supply of maple syrup?2021-12-111h 01Pre-Shift#70 - Procreating RobotsWhat could possibly go wrong? Jonesy enjoys paying full price and searches for some whipped cream. Thomas gets some tip money snatched. Frank's sad holiday includes trying to unclog a urinal. Codigo tequila, George Strait songs, NFL picks and we finally answer the question on everyone's mind...IS CHEESECAKE PIE OR CAKE?2021-12-051h 03Pre-Shift#69 - Thanksgiving 2021Gobble - gobble! Frank, Thomas and Jonesy drink Wild Turkey's Longbranch and discuss how delicious Matthew Mconaughey's bourbon is, list of his best movies, favorite dishes on Turkey Day and answer the question we've all asked... is pie better than cake? Happy Thanksgiving boys and girls!2021-11-281h 03Pre-Shift#68 - IndoggoStrawberry flavored awesome sauce! Frank and Thomas sample and rate Snoop Dogg's Gin while discussing chicken nuggets, proper "hijean", concert shower, Church Karen, gambling hurdles and Week 11 NFL picks.2021-11-191h 03Pre-Shift#67 - Toilet CobraHopefully this bottle of 'Dos Hombres Mezcal' can help! Jonesy binge-watches 'Yellowstone', after a 90 hour workweek. Thomas wonders about fast food employees. Frank goes to 'First Friday' but can't find any toilets. Best french fries, Kevin Costner films, NFL picks and Wyatt Earp's Oriental Saloon & Theater.2021-11-121h 00Pre-Shift#66 - The Arm BarnNo Jonesy, no problem. Frank & Thomas taste test P. Diddy's Ciroc Peach as they discuss whining bartenders, Popeye's rat infestation, eating at only Six Flags for 7 years and a list of demands from a $12 million extortion. If you're reading this, you've also survived Halloween weekend, Cheers!2021-11-061h 04Pre-Shift#65 - Halloween Edition 2021Frank, Thomas and Jonesy dive into the best Halloween candy, the scariest horror icons all while sipping on some Avion tequila. Happy Halloween boys and girls!2021-10-311h 00Pre-Shift#64 - Beard Growing Angel WingsWhat just happened?! This week we sip on yet another UNOFFICIAL SPONSOR, some Aviation American Gin courtesy of Ryan Reynolds. Jonesy 'The Warden' kicks out G-Money. Thomas wins the lottery but doesn't know how much to tip. Frank loses a a credit card and gets called a 'Cornball' by a bachelorette party. This never happened. We were never here. Beware of the Hunter's moon.2021-10-2258 minPre-Shift#63 - Matty Ice"These kids are hopeless." Jonesy is excited hockey is back. Thomas gets scolded by a guest over a Tito's-Red Bull. Frank attempts to eat a 25 foot chimichanga. Creepy girlfriend, celebrity tippers, trash bag luggage and NFL picks. "Favorite Chicago Bear... Tedy Bruschi."2021-10-151h 03Pre-Shift#62 - Buffet BrawlWho wants a scoop of crap turd ice cream? Jonesy is loving football so much he's preparing for U of A tryouts. Thomas witnesses a fight over crab legs. Frank celebrates 'National Taco Day' with a blind guy. NFL picks, Howler Head Whiskey, naked pumpkin and drunk guy search party. 2021-10-081h 01Pre-Shift#61 - Modelo NiagaraBottle or draft? Jonesy feels old seeking his High Roller settlement. Thomas has to confront a stealing co-worker. Frank hates RV's and wants to party with Nic Cage. 3am tacos, NFL picks, Vegas fitness, and Teremana - The People's Tequila!2021-10-011h 01Pre-Shift#60 - OazaGet lost in the sauce! Jonesy loves to get bad reviews and wants to party with JJ Watt. Thomas cuts off Rob Manfred and yells at good samaritans. Frank has a dilemma on his hands and thinks Korean BBQ is a scam. Illegal beer, KFC smugglers, Iowa St Cyclones and who wants a free car???2021-09-241h 00Pre-Shift#59 - Shawshank AllegiantDo I have to pay for this? Jonesy gambles against all U of A fans. Tommy Tailgate gets Friday off and buys a daybed. Frank gets a Taco Bell subscription and argues over a $50 minimum. Ghost friends, Disneyland mom and Pre-Shift thought process. Rest in Peace Nixon...2021-09-201h 01Pre-Shift#58 - Southwest ShotgunWe are going to enjoy the end of the world. Jonesy takes a young punk to bartending school. Thomas travels through time. Frank gives us his NFL week 1 picks. Labor Day trash, special puke people, Bishop Sycamore, and DQ guy.2021-09-141h 02Pre-Shift#57 - The LarneyYeah yeah it's another Pre-Shift. Jonesy 'The Narc' explains The Tucson Trolley. Thomas hates Vegas traffic and has found The Holy Grail. Frank ventures down to Tucson and realizes he's just too old. Drunk policing, football season, Old Vegas and did Frank find his huckleberry?2021-09-051h 01Pre-Shift#56 - The Hungry GamesThey can't stop all of us. Jonesy isn't homeless yet and seems well nourished. Thomas bartends over Skype and shares an Uber. Frank goes to SummerSlam and his worst nightmare comes true. Hot dog lifespan, grandma Karen, gas station rules and The Witching Hour. 2021-08-291h 00Pre-Shift#55 - The Wooden NickelCASH ONLY! Jonesy loves gambling and gives an update on Tucson wagering. Thomas cusses at HR after working the Raiders 1st HOMiE game. Frank hears a guy singing in the bathroom stall next to him. Killa Cam, super flush, Manny vs Mikey C-word and Superfan Tanner calls in.2021-08-211h 02Pre-Shift#54 - Fat Guy Towel WeatherPre-Shift returns... Jonesy goes to The Alamo and rolls dice in his backyard. Thomas can't believe what he sees at work. Frank meets a 90's rapper and brings his own sweat towel. Loud outspoken wife, fake food inspectors, guy climbs Aria and the I-10 Belly Buster.2021-08-141h 00Pre-Shift#53 - Live from Tommy Rocker'sHappy Birthday Pre-Shifters! Celebrate with Frank, Thomas and Jonesy as they hand out 'Shifties' to some of your favorite characters of the show including: Manny, Dom, The Infamous Mikey Seward and more! Thank you to all the fans for tuning in and supporting the show. We'll try our hardest to keep disappointing you for many years to come. 2021-07-151h 22Pre-Shift#52 - Urinal HairsYou're supposed to poop before you party! Sheriff Jonesy makes a citizen's arrest and barks at his next door neighbor. Thomas has too many capri-suns and is M.I.A. Frank throws a back door party and tips Jonesy $600. Firework Karen, The Tamale Bandits, bad neighbors and bar bathrooms. Stop requesting songs from the disc jockey!2021-07-081h 02Pre-Shift#51 - Sushi ShirtSupervise those Husbands! Karaoke Jonesy is such a bro. Thomas is defeated by tourists. Frank has a face for radio and eats Subway 'Tuna'. Karen vs Kyle, No Fun Police, Family Drinking and getting trashed at the movies. Don't burn the city down pyros!2021-07-021h 01Pre-Shift#50 - Poop & RallyMake sure your cellular device is charged beforehand. Sheriff Jonesy smokes a cigar and has a crappy customer. Thomas is 'The Cleaner' as he becomes a creature of the night. Frank goes to Denny's and sneezes a little too hard. Fleeing Creep, Racist Karen, McBirth and Human Jerky. Shout out to 'The Crystal Palace Saloon' in Tombstone, AZ!2021-06-241h 02Pre-Shift#49 - The Sickening SixIt's a living hell out here, in the Southwest! Jonesy forgot to pay his internet bill. Thomas is more of a cat person, in the casino and the grocery store. Frank goes to the pool and shaves his shoulders. Hangry Karen, Creepy employees, wing shortage, after hours party and Pakistani Police. Audacity is at an all-time high!2021-06-171h 01Pre-Shift#48 - Banks & SpanksACT ACCORDINGLY! Jonesy forgets how hot it gets and uses a pickle jar for what? Thomas tries to do a good deed but becomes de-sensitized. Frank is the 'Long-back-asaurus' and has to work the front door. Elementary School Karen, Creepy Toes, Happy Hour All-Nighter and who else has Drunk Parents?2021-06-101h 01Pre-Shift#47 - No Shirt, No Shoes, Open BarWho should re-populate the Earth? Jonesy hates all buffets and gives romantic advice. Thomas worked from dusk til dawn, all Memorial Day weekend...nuff said. Frank's miserable, too hot and is against airline weight limits. Common Creep, Karen's flight gets delayed & top 10 cheeseburgers. DOLPH LUNDGREN. 2021-06-031h 01Pre-Shift#46 - Ghost HungersSTOP EATING OUT OF THE FRUIT TRAY! Jonesy is in-studio and tries to withdraw $50,000 from the ATM. Thomas is 'Daddy Day Care' as he works Graveyard all week. Frank's on Gravy Watch because buffets are cancelled. Karen call-in, Creepy Teacher, gym evac, and riding the Greyhound. NO COMMUNITY PEANUTS!2021-05-2859 minPre-Shift#45 - Strip Club VaccineQuarantine bodies grinding, 32 oz minimum! Jonesy rewards himself with a vanity, after a long graduation weekend. Thomas misplaces a sports parlay talking to his graveyard manager. Frank turns into a petting zoo after his wildest dream comes true. Shirtless guy, stripper pizza, beach creep and no more masks or underwear!2021-05-201h 01Pre-Shift#44 - Noble FlatulenceYou put a quarter in, you get a dollar's worth. Jonesy adds Ricky Martin to his playlist and recaps his weekend. Thomas goes to Big Bear and sends his food back. Frank goes to Home Depot and drinks questionable booze. Airport Creep, Chinese Food Karen, fart stories and friends you can't hang out with.2021-05-131h 00Pre-Shift#43 - Mexican RaidenJust in time for Cinco de Mayo. Jonesy has an HOA problem and blocks traffic getting his coffee. Thomas wants a police escort and looks like Eric Estrada. Frank goes to the doctor and has a wet dream. Hotel Karen, McRobber, Gym Creep and Red Lobster Biscuits vs Olive Garden breadsticks?2021-05-061h 01Pre-Shift#42 - Hot Boy SummerNext week is the end of the world... Jonesy flirts with health inspectors to get a passing grade. Thomas sits in someone's spot and wants to party in Utah. Frank orders a White Russian from his 7th grade teacher. DUI Dom, thief strikes again, Karen parks and a drunk teacher... that cold sweet kiss of death.2021-04-291h 02Pre-Shift#41 - FAST food & THE FURIOUSGet lost in the sauce. No Jonesy, no problem but he still finds a way to participate. Thomas moves to become the 'World's Worst Male Stripper'. Frank opens a checking account at McDonald's and sucks at pizza. EDC coyotes, karaoke mace, local casinos and Karen knows what she ordered. All hail the Sultan of Nogi!2021-04-2259 minPre-Shift#40 - Sweaty Boob CashAvailable exclusively in Usher Bucks! Jonesy gets caught selling shifts and sneaks booze onto the bus. Thomas has official merch and gives us '10 Bachelor Party Rules'. Frank witnesses a first and joins a gym for the toilets. Dog Poop Karen, Web-toed Hooker, selling Wife's food and can i get a hug?2021-04-181h 01Pre-Shift#39 - The Meat Sweats ClubIt's mud butt season, time for money making and free random trash. Robocop Jonesy questions Frank's heyday and berates his barista. Thomas aka DJ Plain Bread delivers good luck and well wishes. Frank questions life while drinking at the movies. Pizza Karen, period creep, fast food headlines and what's the 2nd best pizza topping?2021-04-081h 01Pre-Shift#38 - Dessert DiamondBuffoonery and backdoor parties, chapter 1 of "The Happy Valley Chronicles". Jonesy has to chase away homeless pyros. Thomas goes to Smackdown, leaves obliterated. Frank advocates for another lockdown but not for reasons you may think. Step mom Karen emails city council, last hour before close and which celebrity would you want to party with?2021-04-011h 01Pre-Shift#37 - The Snake PitVegas is back, hittin' it hard & early! Jonesy is back and has to play moneyball, after his easiest St. Patty's Day ever. Thomas found his brother's doppelganger and charges the entire Midwest for parking. Frank 'The Every Friend' cleans up puke and hates fries from [codeword: roadhouse]. 2 Karens, 1 Creep, Stagedoor shooting, volcano hot dogs and the award for douchebag of the year goes to...2021-03-251h 03Pre-Shift#36 - Warm Toilet SeatIt's the bar-tending Super-Bowl, St. Patrick's Day! Jonesy is too afraid to even open his laptop. Thomas prints his own $5 bills and tells us his favorite O'Malley story. Frank judges a kissing contest while getting stuck in an elevator. Karen wants a free chair, toilet etiquette and bartender breast milk. Everybody looks before they flush!2021-03-181h 00Pre-Shift#35 - Karate StanceIt's starting to smell like fresh, ripe bum p*** again! Jonesy opens for Papa Roach and throws some dice. Thomas calls out and meets his brother's new neighbors. Frank under cuts the market and always needs more eggs. Fighting co-workers, Karen assaults the pilot, man climbs the Eiffel Tower and the calm before the storm...2021-03-111h 02Pre-Shift#34 - ATM BreathalyzerHappy Birthday Justin Bieber! Jonesy asks for an itemized receipt and doesn't know how to work a computer. Thomas is the getaway driver and brings his baby to the bar. Frank's emergency contact and an IV of lard. Group date Karen, 4th Ave underpass, fake kidnapping and philosophical drunk men.2021-03-041h 02Pre-Shift#33 - Fast Food Carrier PigeonSo 2 Alvarado's walk into a gym... Jonesy 'The Legend' is in studio and lies about his age. Thomas has to mop the freezer as he describes his training day at Strat. Frankie (AyCE) eats damn good brisket and loves Nico's 3000. Closing time Karen, cocaine frosted flakes, fast food settlement offer and the ultimate bartender perk.2021-02-251h 04Pre-Shift#32 - Midshift Mac & CheeseGood times...don't miss it at all. Jonesy is ovulating and floods O'malleys with a tear in his eye. Thomas is the Laughlin Creep and parties with J Stew. Franks prays during lap dances while he aims low. Karen's college fund, Alabama review, underwear masks and fake IDs.2021-02-181h 03Pre-Shift#31 - The Female PerspectiveChicken wing twerking! Tara dishes on her regulars, pool stories and Gary 'The Perfect Guest.' Jonesy loves to sing Aladdin but loses his internet connection. Thomas shaves his head and goes on a first date with Cam. Frank finally wins a bet and still has to beg for his Christmas bonus. Karen needs to settle, streaking at Circa and great parenting at The Linq.2021-02-111h 04Pre-Shift#30 - Fat Boy Sushi RollOnce upon a time, there was 2 fat guys sprinting... Jonesy makes a blue bloody mary just in time to order male yoga pants online. Thomas is growing his hair out and channels his inner Megamind. Frank doesn't delegate and gives us his Superbowl bets and food. Karen hates lemonade, Creep orders a slice of pizza and a drunk guy throws piss. Beware of the Promenade Rat!2021-02-041h 06Pre-Shift#29 - Slim HuskyIt's raining men! Jonesy is double fisting and finally bought a mic. Thomas gets a haircut from a one-handed barber and has to share a bed with his brother. Frank's meal plan will get you certified Husky in no time with damn good bleu cheese. We talk Tucson violence, best gas station food, alcohol delivery and Karen misses McDonald's breakfast cutoff.2021-01-281h 03Pre-Shift#28 - One-legged PigeonsAnother week, another flock of insanity. Jonesy wishes Frank good luck and tries to guess what he ate. Thomas watches 'Aliens', drinks on the job and avoids getting fired. Frank pukes in the bathtub, passes out, clogs the drain and nearly drowns. Karen has a problem with her Tesla, $5 date night and urinal cameras. What more do you need?2021-01-211h 03Pre-Shift#27 - Bean JuiceThe stimulus has arrived along with a Spongebob 150 teenage Battle Royale at Meadows Mall. Jonesy has to get his dog food delivered, after getting his hands dirty at work. Thomas rats on his brother again and orders 10 Crown Royals before happy hour ends. Frank's favorite bathroom stall is out of order so he decides to pay a lost bet in quarters. $600 at Walmart, Karen's Christmas and the Sunset Park Gator are here for free samples!2021-01-141h 03Pre-Shift#26 - Old Lady TumbleweedsNew year, still fat! Jonesy goes to whole foods, in $250 jeans and receives some cosmic justice. Thomas grew a mustache to impress a boy toy at work. Frank brings his own breast milk after a long week of no hot dog lady and no happy hour. Karen tries to return pants, dine and dash shooting and bartending in Tombstone. What would happen to Frank on his tippy toes?!2021-01-071h 02Pre-Shift#25 - 2020 is finally over!We crossed the flaccid finish line. Jonesy brags about Christmas presents, researches poor people and gets to finally celebrate the new year. Thomas runs into a barbed wire fence after drinking keg beer at a quinceanera. Frank 'The Squatter' splits his pants turtling with Tig and only finds heartbreak in the drive-thru. Karen dials 911, $5 candy bars and drinking in high school. Happy New Year scumbags!2020-12-311h 03Pre-Shift#24 - Eggnog & Pop TartsCheers to Last Christmas! Jonesy is the Grinch and tells Frank how fatter than normal he looks. Thomas the Creepy Elf stomps on his brother's toes and 'helps' him change a car battery. Frank hates Christmas albums so he decided to sing about it. Baby chain smoker, 12 year old DJ, fat kid drops fries and man threatens cook with shotgun are all on Santa's list. Happy Festivus!2020-12-241h 01Pre-Shift#23 - The Concession StandWhat's the password? Jonesy aka 'Man of War' is grounded for staying up past curfew but that won't stop him from clogging Scott's toilet. Video surfaces of Thomas coaching youth sports while he gives us an update on New York rats and the rocket man. Frank goes to the 99¢ store and apparently loves Nick Lachey but what really destroyed his Olympic career? We talk lot lizards, megachurch strip clubs and Romosexuals! What more do you need?2020-12-171h 02Pre-Shift#22 - Hot Dog Fight ClubJust make sure you give Vontaze Burfict good directions. Jonesy stays up past curfew, forgets to order beer gas and makes a vodka-cranberry with tequila? Thomas complains about having to celebrate Frank's birthday and how he orders too much food. Frank is 38 years young but that won't stop him from rubbing mashed potatoes on his head. We also have a Karen, Frank's Rule of 3 and cheesecake or pie?2020-12-101h 01Pre-Shift#21 Vegas LiteWe're still here! Jonesy has an 8 o'clock curfew and mentions Bro-Cha-Cho. Thomas hears about underground strip clubs, talks about an old friend punching a cabbie and relieves himself outside of a casino. Frank goes to Panda Express and gets yelled at, considers being a fast food coyote, and gets excited about the McRib! We also talk Tyson/Jones, copper thieves and Karen eats a cupcake!2020-12-031h 01Pre-ShiftWild TurkeyCheers to the end of the world! Frank gives us his favorite Thanksgiving dishes and his dancing leads to an injury. Jones is back with his dialup internet connection to tell us all about voluntary curfew. Thomas does his best Eddie Munster impression while giving his Creepy Hot Spots. We discuss New Normal, bar hopping at 7am, Alvarado family stories and introduce Irving. DON'T DRINK HAND SANITIZER! 2020-11-261h 01Pre-ShiftTeary Eyed Cheese SauceFrank had a rough week that includes judgment at Walmart and someone forgetting the sauce! We reminisce on our first family computer and swap pee pee and poo poo stories. T-Mo and Branson stop by for 50¢ beer Thursdays and she's back... Karens on a Plane 2 : No Pants!2020-11-191h 01Pre-ShiftLivestreamIt's over and now things can get back to the New Normal with violence at Circus Circus. Frank gets help from a stripper, lies in the drive-thru and reviews some tacos. Jonesy is alive and has a casting couch. We share stories about O'Sheas and what happened in June 2016. Karen has returned in the form of a racist Chad. WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS... or don't.2020-11-121h 01Pre-ShiftJudgement DayThe forgotten hot dog. The introduction of Benjamin Sheedy as he marks cards with mustard and goes to Mexico to place a sports bet. We recap a boring Halloween weekend with a walk out and split checks. Frank visits Pittsburgh Mike at The Edge of Town. The Creep returns and asks for socks and shoes.2020-11-051h 02Pre-ShiftChildhood Horror StoriesThe life of a bar manager. Frank goes to Beer Park and makes a friend. The drive from Benson to Las Vegas gets interesting. Bar Creeps asking for used socks and shoes. Cheap Bar Owners suck. 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PleaseCreepy MomFabulous Rims2020-07-231h 03Pre-ShiftThe OGThe inauguration of Pre-Shift. 2020-07-161h 01