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The Problem With Everything239 - The First American RevolutionRob and Lowki learn about the Pueblo revolt of 1680.
“A banana bandana banned in an abandoned cabana.”
(featuring “Electro Party People” by Holiday Rob)
To play us out: GNYVE - “In The End”
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...2023-01-281h 47The Problem With Everything238 - Born Again, Butt NakedLowki and Rob learn about Liberia and General Butt Naked.
“In Nampa, we nap on Winamp when a pampered pimp can’t camp.”
(featuring “Electro Party People” by Holiday Rob)
To play us out: Bat Wings For Lab Rats - “Privatized Survival”
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2023-01-061h 50
The Problem With Everything237 - Amateur NightRob and Lowki talk about New Year’s Eves of years gone by.
“The guitars and cigars Garcetti said he’d get are steady getting sweatier.”
(featuring “Electro Party People” by Holiday Rob)
To play us out: GNYVE - “Messiahs”
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GNYVE
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The Problem With Everything2022 Boxing Day SpectacularFor some reason, here’s 16 minutes of Lowki and Rob talking about Korn. Happy Boxing Day?
(featuring “Electro Party People” by Holiday Rob)
To play us out: ??? by Lowki Sapfoot
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GNYVE
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http://linktr.ee/sapfoot ...2022-12-2617 minThe Problem With Everything236 - Have Yourself a Trippy Little ChristmasLowki and Rob learn about the history of our modern Xmas traditions.
“The pope proposes Poe’s rose palm pose pens pro prose poems”
(featuring “Electro Party People” by Holiday Rob)
To play us out: Holiday Sail - “Never Knows Best”
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GNYVE
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The Problem With Everything235 - Transphobia: A Cis Dude’s GuideRob and Lowki learn about transphobia in American media and culture.
“A lewd cholula stan basked in a tabasco bath, a type o top tapatio topping”
(featuring “Electro Party People” by Holiday Rob)
To play us out: GNYVE f/ Holiday Rob - “The Lions”
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GNYVE
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Buy Lowki Sapfoot A...2022-12-161h 41
The Problem With Everything234 - Enter The Manosphere!Lowki and Rob learn about the wacky misogynist world of the manosphere.
“Naturally atrophied wretched retro richard etching!”
(featuring “Electro Party People” by Holiday Rob)
To play us out: Quietly Kept - “Longing”
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The Problem With Everything233 - Zan Zendegi AzadiRob and Lowki learn about Iran.
“Commander Amanda ran a random panda dander armada.”
(featuring “Soroode Zan (Woman’s Anthem)” by Mehdi Yarrahi)
(featuring “Electro Party People” by Holiday Rob)
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GNYVE
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2022-12-021h 21
The Problem With Everything232 - Thanksgiving LeftoversRob and Lowki throw together some Thanksgiving leftovers for them earholes.
(featuring “Electro Party People” by Holiday Rob)
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GNYVE
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T...2022-11-281h 42
The Problem With Everything231 - Ketchup For My CorndogLowki and Rob catch up after 2 weeks away.
(featuring “Electro Party People” by Holiday Rob)
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GNYVE
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The Problem With Everythinga TPWE Mixtape, 2022In Rob’s absence, Lowki plays some songs from various associated musical projects throughout the history of The Problem With Everything.
1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - XVI
2. GNYVE - 100 Knives
3. Holiday Sail - Never Knows Best
4. Lowki Sapfoot f/ Holiday Sail - The Only
5. Death Panel Socialites - The Outer Rings
6. Quietly Kept - The Smallest Places
7. Lowki Sapfoot - Ouroboros
2022-11-111h 12
The Problem With Everything229 - How To Pronounce "Samhain"Lowki and Rob discuss the history of Halloween.
(featuring “Electro Party People” by Holiday Rob)
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Rob’s Not Playing
GNYVE
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The Problem With Everything228 - Halloween, PleaseRob and Lowki are back this week with retro Halloween movie and game recommendations and reviews.
(featuring “Electro Party People” by Holiday Rob)
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GNYVE
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http://linktr.ee/gnyve ...2022-10-211h 40The Problem With Everything227 - Munster CheeseLowki and Rob talk about the new Rob Zombie Munsters flick.
(featuring “Electro Party People” by Holiday Rob)
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GNYVE
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...2022-10-161h 26
The Problem With Everything226 - CBGB: The History of DisplacementLowki and Rob talk about notorious punk rock club CBGB & OMFUG in NYC.
(featuring “Electro Party People” by Holiday Rob)
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GNYVE
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...2022-10-081h 19
The Problem With Everything225 - Two Tickets to Paranoid (or) Everything’s a Phallus!Lowki and Rob talk about the Denver International Airport.
(featuring “Electro Party People” by Holiday Rob)
Email us: tpwe.pod@gmail.com
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GNYVE
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The Problem With Everything224 - New World Water (Worldwide Drought)Rob and Lowki talk about the drought threatening the entire planet and all of humanity.
(featuring “Electro Party People” by Holiday Rob)
Email us: tpwe.pod@gmail.com
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GNYVE
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http://linktr.ee/gnyve 2022-09-231h 28
The Problem With Everything223 - Kill Your Masters (The Haitian Revolution)Lowki and Rob learn about the Haitian revolution.
(featuring “Electro Party People” by Holiday Rob)
Email us: tpwe.pod@gmail.com
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GNYVE
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The Problem With Everything220 - A Metric For Dystopia“Went to the sand dunes to send Dan sad nudes, dudes.”
Lowki and Rob discuss the new Batman flick and the dystopian nightmare that is Las Vegas, NV. Fuck your musket!
[MAD SPOILERS for THE BATMAN (2022)]
(Songs:
GNYVE - Not My Idea (Mic Check),
Holiday Sail - No War,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster)
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The Problem With Everything217 - No News Is Good News And We’ve Got A Lot Of It!“Awake in a tizzy, takin’ a whiz, he whispered slurred slogans glibly.”
Lowki and Rob discussed the news and it made them sad. Lowki also ranted about baseball and Rob talked about the new movie, Everything Everywhere All The Time. Enjoy Brain Dandruff!
(Songs:
GNYVE - Fukuffino,
Holiday Sail - No War,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - XVI)
YouTube:
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GNYVE
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The Problem With Everything216 - Pistols & Pesos“Oprah’s orca’s Arkansas okra orchestra”
Rob regales us with tales of his vacation. Lowki is extremely high. Allegedly.
(Songs:
GNYVE - Inner Light Spectrum,
Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands),
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster)
YouTube:
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Rob’s Not Playing
GNYVE
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The Problem With Everything215 - The Slap Heard Around The World“Rollin’ bones with Apu Nahasapeemapetilon and Kahn Souphanousinphone, getting super duper stoned.”
Rob and Lowki have come this week to exhaust the topic of Will Smith slapping the shit out of Chris Rock at the Oscars. You’re welcome, we can all move on now.
(Songs:
GNYVE - In The End,
Holiday Sail - Melodrama),
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - How Bout Now)
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The Problem With Everything214 - Now Is The Time Of Monsters“Balding Paul applauding plotting plodding pod links”
The times are dark, but we’re here to party. We missed a week, but we’re back in the saddle, talkin’ ‘bout Lowki’s trip to 311 Day, googling some stuff, power-lust on the global stage, playing a formal event in JNCOs, the new Jackass flick, playing the whole album live, and much more!
*the 311 “wack” lyric is from “Welcome”
(Songs:
GNYVE - The Lions f/ Holiday Rob,
Death Panel Socialites - The End Of The Beginning),
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The Problem With Everything213 - Moral Tomcat’s Porthole Wombat213 - Moral Tomcat’s Porthole Wombat
“Some dark cuck docked Doc Ock’s cock!”
Rob and Lowki are back again, talking about the Mortal Kombat franchise, bummer movies, video game addiction, and much more!
(Songs:
GNYVE - Inner Light Spectrum,
COMMANDO - Meatswinga (Morello Muh Mello),
Holiday Rob - The Ambition)
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Rob’s Not Playing
GNYVE
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The Problem With Everything212 - Gnarly Gnyve Gnash f/ Michelle Belmont“Spark up the sticky icky and slick this ick stick sickly”
Favorite guest Michelle Belmont joins Rob and Lowki to discuss all things GNYVE, name some different types of bread, plus we reveal the name of GNYVE’s next cover song AND play it a week early!
Check out Michelle’s episode of Offset Web Series: https://youtu.be/sAs1LqsQ5Pc
(Songs:
GNYVE - One Hundred Knives,
GNYVE - Reality Tunnels,
GNYVE - Inner Light Spectrum)
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The Problem With Everything211 - Ukraine, Ikraine, We All Kraine For Warkraine“Some rad dude grabbed Ragù brand canned crab rangoon down in a grand canoe festooned Cancún cantina contigo y T*d Cr*z”
Lowki and Rob are back again, talking about the ever worsening state of humanity’s plight on planet earth!
(Songs:
GNYVE - In The End,
Holiday Rob - Untitled #2,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Privatized Survival)
YouTube:
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Rob’s Not Playing
GNYVE
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http://fineartamerica...2022-02-251h 25The Problem With Everything209 - House Elf Rebellion!“Invest in pricey vice presidential vestments!”
Lowki and Rob are back again, sipping whiskey, trying to stay awake, mocking Harry Potter, listening to their own music like Kanye West and shit. They’re talking about the dark state of current affairs, memories of talking to cops on mushrooms, and more! Ram Ranch!
(Songs:
GNYVE - Fukuffino,
Death Panel Socialites - The Outer Rings,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - XVI)
YouTube:
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The Problem With Everything208 - We’re All Stars, Now, in The Dopamine Show“The stuttering indie stud studied under understood undue stirrings.”
Rob and Lowki are back again, rambling about a whole lotta stuff while attempting to stay awake. It’s not altogether coherent, but it’s surprisingly entertaining!
(Songs:
GNYVE f/ Holiday Rob - The Lions,
Holiday Sail - Everyday Tune,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Babylon Fire)
YouTube:
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Rob’s Not Playing
GNYVE
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The Problem With Everything207 - Virtue Signal Palooza 2022: The Maskening!“In memoriam of time immemorial, an oriole wore an old cummerbund.”
The boys are masked up this week after missing last week with covid concerns. While they signal their virtue back and forth like a game of cuck lib ping pong, enjoy discussion of a hypothetical live action Looney Tunes cast, Rob explaining the anatomy of the human heart to Lowki, remembering buffets, grisly murder, and more!
(Editorial note: We learned the difference between androgynous and non-binary later this very day. Please forgive our ignorance.)
(Songs:
Holiday Sail - No War...2022-01-281h 19
The Problem With Everything206 - Ripped From The Headlines“I wanna marry ya in an aquarium area!”
This week, Rob’s got some headlines to discuss, Lowki’s got some Kottonmouth Kings news, Rob’s pitching a Seinfeld episode, the boys are drinking whiskey, they’re watching the trailer for the new Foo Fighters comedy horror movie, the good times are rolling.
(Songs:
GNYVE - The Lions (New Unreleased Mix!),
Death Panel Socialites - The Outer Rings,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission: Translation)
YouTube:
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Ro...2022-01-141h 25
The Problem With Everything205 - Happy Insurrection Day!“The slut sleuth shut the shit luge!”
Rob and Lowki are back again to celebrate the latest in the absurd circus that is our current reality, including insurrectionist dummies, mukbang, Betty White, that new Matrix flick, and even more nonsense!
(Editorial note: Lowki was probably trying to think of the word “endearing” at about the 1:15:30 mark.)
(Songs:
Holiday Sail - Empires Fall,
GNYVE - Neeeep,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Blood Song)
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The Problem With Everything204 - 2021 Sucked Too“Dropkicked chopsticks stop chicks’ cop drips.”
Lowki and Rob are back after a week off to wrap up 2021. After about half an hour of video game prattling, they share their bests and worsts of the year that has been. Also discussed: male periods, Sisyphus, the rise of fascism, having a baby, making an album, and more!
(Songs:
GNYVE - Messiahs,
Holiday Rob- Kingstown (Dubbed My Toe),
GNYVE - The Lions)
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The Problem With Everything203 - The Internet, And Other Reasons We Can’t Have Nice Things“Naturally Nietzsche neatly knitted niche quiche kitsch.”
Lowki’s back hurts and Rob can’t remember what sleep is. But they made it, they’re here, talking about growing up with the internet, the ravages of age, the rages of avarice, middle aged men playing online games with misognyst snot-nosed children, and more! Also, enjoy the WORLD PREMIERE of a new GNYVE song!
(Songs:
GNYVE - The Lions,
Holiday Sail - Norma Jean,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster)
YouTube:
The Problem With Everything Pod...2021-12-171h 16
The Problem With Everything202 - Whimsical Whiskey Wednesday“If he freed her pampered feet, could Peter Frampton feed her pram twin?”
Lowki and Rob are back up in your earholes for another week of irrelevant irreverence. The boys play with a novelty whiskey dispenser, look at a barnacle, talk about Rob’s viral tiktok video, tease GNYVE’s next single, recount their covid booster shot experiences, then discuss the omicron variant, NFTs, blacking out at Denny’s and more!
(Songs:
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission: Translation,
GNYVE - Reality Tunnels,
Death Panel Socialites - The Ou...2021-12-101h 26
The Problem With Everything201 - I Was Gonna Kill Myself, So You Think I Give a F#&% About Your Baby?!“Zack Snyder’s snide attacks cyber hack cider snacks”
Rob and Lowki have convened to celebrate on the eve of their booster shots, as GNYVE’s debut album is released to streaming services worldwide!
The boys discuss anime, babies ruining the planet, Seinfeld, confederate statues, diarrhea, antivax morons, depression, autotune annoyance, and even more!
(Songs:
GNYVE - WTF,
Holiday Sail - Drea’s Song,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - The Lions)
YouTube:
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The Problem With Everything200 - Human Culture: Afterlife“Pre-prohibition proponents repurpose habitual preparative components containing contemporaneous perpetual motion propeller inhibitors.”
Lowki and Rob are celebrating their 200th episode!
The boys talk about Ghostbusters: Afterlife, and examine “real art” vs nostalgia cash-in schlock. Is culture over? Is it capitalism’s fault? Spoiler alert: probably and definitely.
(SPOILERS for the new Ghostbusters. You’ve been warned.)
(Songs:
GNYVE - Big Empty,
Zack Freeman - Macho Man,
Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands)
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The Problem With Everything199 - Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch“For of course in parkour, the force is par for the course.”
Rob and Lowki do their damnedest to avoid the unfortunate and infuriating news items of the day, but ultimately fail. It’s ok, though, failure’s kinda built into their lifestyles at this point. This whole podcast endeavor is like a failure aikido throw.
The boys discuss various films like Midnight Mass, Ghostbusters: Afterlife, and ParaNorman, as well as the collective and individual traumas of the pandemic and the rise of fascism, adventures of near-violence with strangers and kidney stone terror in Albuq...2021-11-201h 30
The Problem With Everything198 - I Don’t Wanna Die In Narnia!“The Fed hones faux headphones, so head home, homes.”
Lowki and Rob are back up in your earholes to talk about high fantasy, low fantasy, magical realism and magic mushrooms. Buckle up for Holiday Rob’s rundown of the new Dune movie. Along the way they’ll discuss Locke and Key, The Wheel of Time, The Neverending Story, Ghostbusters, and more, all while doing their best to almost, basically, mostly avoid the multitude of deeply unpleasant current events weighing heavily on mankind as we spiral ever toward our inevitable inglorious bellyflop into hell.
(Warning: Dune...2021-11-121h 22
The Problem With Everything197 - Munchkin Punchin’ Luncheon“I reach for a buncha bleach to breach the beach brunch.”
This week Rob and Lowki water down the pumpkin beer, literally but certainly not metaphorically. Crank it up and desperately cling to your youth with the boys as they discuss writing an entire 50k-word novel in a month, the emotional downside of finishing a project, tales of punching cops and puckers schnapps from Hobocamp, Dave Chappelle sucking, the old days of viral videos, fighting with strangers on the internet, and so much more!
(Songs:
GNYVE - Big Empty,
Fast Heart M...2021-11-061h 26
The Problem With Everything196 - Wisdom and the Childlike Mind“This frijole tostada supreme is pristine.”
The boys are back in town after a week of traveling. Bear witness to their rambles and pay tribute to their greatness! Lowki recounts his journey to Minnesota, Rob talks about some of his favorite counterculture comix, chuds storm a basketball arena, GNYVE’s got a new single, and so very much more.
(Songs:
GNYVE - Messiahs,
Russell James - Only Breathe (Live From The Problem Hole),
Holiday Sail - Burn a Hole)
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The Problem With Everything195 - Happy Birthday, Fox Mulder. I Love America!“In an apoplectic apocalyptic epoch, pickpocket lock pickers lick pox like cop clepto plots pick sick socks.”
Lowki Sapfoot and Holiday Rob are here once again to bring you priceless rambles from The Problem Hole.
It’s the anniversary of Saint Dog’s death. RIP. We’ll touch more on the inevitability of your heroes letting you down, review a pumpkin beer, worry about the supply chain, engage in a perfunctory Squid Game discussion, and much more!
Editorial: Lowki did NOT burn his house down!
Editorial: “Window seals??” 2021-10-141h 25
The Problem With Everything194 - Boo Your Heroes“That raucous ruckus rocked us!”
Lowki Sapfoot and Holiday Rob are here to explore the pitfalls of hero worship and review whiskey. What’s up with transphobia in the new Chappelle special? This is the one where we boo Chad. Boo!
(Songs:
GNYVE - Neeeep,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Babylon Fire,
Holiday Sail - Empires Fall)
YouTube:
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The Problem With Everything193 - Marzipan Is The Safeword“Gwen Gwynn grins when wrens win.”
Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot are all up in your earholes for another week of tomfoolery involving beer, rum, ganja, and sass. Prepare yourself for a sophisticated journey through the subtle tastes of fine rum and the finer points of anal probing.
(Songs:
GNYVE - Messiahs,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Babylon Fire,
Eryn Bent - None Given)
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The Problem With Everything191 - Corporate Sales Whore Nazi-sploitation“Polenta plus placenta supplants top tapas so stop talking unless topless.”
Rob and Lowki talk about corporate cellphone store hell, music video dreams, the 1961 Stanley Kramer film Judgment at Nuremberg, Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s nutsack, going to the dentist, and more!
(Songs:
Holiday Sail - Never Knows Best,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Control,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission: Translation)
YouTube:
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The Problem With Everything190 - Still Waiting For 9/12“Any fancy-pants fast-as-ants fantasy’s fascinating”
Please enjoy our perfunctory 9/11 20th anniversary episode as prescribed in Patriot Act 3: Back To The Minors.
(Songs:
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Privatized Survival,
Lowki Sapfoot - Ouroboros,
Holiday Sail - Empires Fall)
YouTube:
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...2021-09-111h 30
The Problem With Everything189- The Third Beatle f/ Michelle Belmont"C'mon, Don, don't mock Doc's commandant's non-dotcom socks!"
We have a guest! Michelle Belmont is back in the Problem Hole to hang out with Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot. Michelle is the other half of Lowki's new musical project, GNYVE, as well as a talented actor and good friend of the show. We're serving up whiskey and whimsy and whatnot!
Songs:
GNYVE - Lupine Strut (Demo),
Holiday Sail - Sitting On My...2021-09-041h 42
The Problem With Everything188 - The Enterpainment News Report"Ay yo, dat local loco lobo logo, though!"
Holiday Rob. Lowki Sapfoot. Another weekly podcast episode. For. That. Ass. Join the boys as they discuss a fine assortment of topics from music news to Nazi hunting to making strangers touch your poop out of spite, and many things in between, as well as beyond.
Songs:
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - XVI,
Holiday Sail - Everyday Tune,
GNYVE - WTF
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The Problem With Everything187 - Synecdoche, New Mexico“Say hello to my hazelnut nasal hut!”
(WARNING: Heavy spoilers. If you don’t want Synecdoche, New York to be spoiled for you, see the movie before you listen to this episode.)
Rob and Lowki are back again to discuss the 2008 Charlie Kaufman film Synecdoche, New York as well as a seemingly bigoted Guns n Roses song, The Green Knight (2021), humanity’s perception of time, and more!
(Ellen Burstyn isn’t in this movie. Dianne Wiest is reminiscent of her in this role, but, yeah, Lowki was definitely wrong.)
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The Problem With Everything186 - Liminal Existence"My sassy Slash sash is actually fashionable haberdashery, Ashley."
Lowki didn't like the whiskey. Rob didn't like the sleeplessness. Lowki liked the whiskey buzz, though. Rob, likewise, likes his infant son.
Songs:
Death Panel Socialites - The Outer Rings,
GNYVE - Messiahs,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Boom Bap
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The Problem With Everything185 - Two Dudes’ Lewd, Rude Food Feud Review"According to Adam Sandler's slander, for Amanda and Anders, an anteater's antlers are tantamount to a forever and ever endeavor. For Eve and Trevor, however, the vendor's sending fewer and fewer reviewable food skewers into view."
Lowki got electrocuted (only slightly). Rob is enjoying the sleepless delirium of fatherhood.
Rob reviews “Them” and Lowki rambles about the culinary merits of squid versus human flesh.
Will Rob sell out to the monkey overlords when the super-evolved apes attack humanity??
“Simplify Before you Amplify!”
Songs:
H...2021-08-071h 25
The Problem With Everything184 - Covid 2: Judgment Day“Bow and kowtow to my cow towel cowl.”
Again with the sleepiness, Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot are back! Hang out this week and hear the boys rant deliriously.
Songs:
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission: Translation,
GNYVE - Neeeep,
Holiday Sail - Precursor To A Spine
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The Problem With Everything183 - Bustin’ Ass & Bustin’ Myths“I, alone in Iowa, awoke a lone eye while I walk a lonely aisle.”
The boys are sleepy, but they’re powering through for another iconic episode of loose tongues and loose ends. Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot discuss the Cleveland baseball team’s new moniker, the Cleveland Guardians.
What happens to you and your art when the roar of your audience drowns out your message? We’ll get to the bottom of it, maybe, ish.
Songs:
GNYVE - 100 Knives,
Holiday Sail - Melodrama,
Bat Wings...2021-07-241h 37
The Problem With Everything182 - Depressing History 101“‘It's time to toast buns,’ boast sons, sans sun, spun post-bunyon.”
Rob tells us about his messed up eye and gives us a rundown of the history of slavery in the western world, while Lowki tries desperately to retain new information.
Songs:
GNYVE - Reality Tunnels,
Holiday Sail - Drea’s Song,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - XVI
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The Problem With Everything181 - Two Men and a Baby!“Donkey Kong’s wonky dong conquers all.”
We are very happy to introduce this week’s special guest, Luca! Luca is Holiday Rob’s 4-day-old son and he is beautiful. Enjoy these stories from babytown! Grin at the palpable joy in Rob’s voice! Listen as Lowki palps the joy before your very ears!
(Trigger warning: intermittent crying baby, ~mins 10-20)
Songs:
GNYVE - WTF,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Exi(s)t,
Death Panel Socialites - End of the Beginning
Y...2021-07-101h 35
The Problem With Everything180 - Just One More Thing…“A quaffed quokka in a cooky cloaca cloak”
The news has been totally insane recently. Rob’s baby is almost here! The GNYVE album is on its way too. Lowki and Rob do their best to make sense of it all, and probably do not succeed. Sucks to your assmar!
Songs:
GNYVE - Big Empty,
Holiday Sail - Burn A Hole,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Privatized Survival
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The Problem With Everything179 - Trenn Rake? Train Wreck?“If I aim well Lee will email me wee ale”
The anticipation is palpable as Rob’s baby nears its debut on Planet Earth! Rob and Lowki are both very tired, but they have gathered to once again ramble at you. They’ll talk about a lot of things, some of which will even be coherent lines of thought.
Featuring Elton Jon (no H), Rob’s movie reviews, Warped Tour heat exhaustion reminiscing, saving Rush Limbaugh’s life (or not), and a whole lot more.
Songs:
GNYVE - Neeeep,
Hol...2021-06-251h 30
The Problem With Everything178 - Alpha Dog on Betamax“A lotta ocelots’ll isolate”
Rob is still sick, Lowki is still tired, and we’re recording on a weird day. Join us as we gab about movies, planning our sex cult, cool bands from middle school, and Japan!
Songs:
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission: Translation,
GNYVE - One Hundred Knives,
Holiday Sail - Empires Fall
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The Problem With Everything177 - Personal Stuff On Your Spoon Fulla Meat“Let her etched texture lecture itch your vexed vectors.”
We’re back again with Lowki Sapfoot and Holiday Rob, chatting about placenta pate, movies, the decline of fast foods, the dystopian virtual future, the dystopian virtual present, and more, all while being way too high, sick, and tired for this shit. Hear our capacity to hold a conversation deteriorate in real time!
Editorial note: Calamari is definitely squid.
Editorial note: Bill Murray stars in Quick Change, not Dan Aykroyd.
Songs:
Lowki Sapfoot - Lackluster Wanderl...2021-06-121h 16
The Problem With Everything176 - Please Stop Messaging, The Dishwasher Is Gone“Al-Jazeera’s algae allergy hour soured Ali G’s jowls.”
Rob is transforming into Dad Mode. Lowki’s debuting another exclusive, almost finished GNYVE song. They’re both here to party.
We’re creating content wherein we discuss discussing creating content. Basically a Christopher Nolan movie, but with fish-style human babies grown in plastic sacks, a grown man fist fighting a mob of five year olds, plenty of scenes at the rail yards, twitch streaming and more!
Songs:
GNYVE - Fukuffino,
Leah Leyva & The Band - Summer Fades (Live in...2021-06-051h 21
The Problem With Everything175 - Tripping At The Crossroads“It’s a peachy tree-pee three-peat!”
Life has Rob feeling a certain kinda way, and Lowki a certain, different kinda way. We’ll talk about some of our problems, some of our triumphs, sideline commentate a glove kink porno, and so much more.
Songs:
GNYVE - Messiahs,
Death Panel Socialites - End of the Beginning,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Exi(s)t
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The Problem With Everything174 - The CDC Said It’s OK For Us To Make A Podcast“Tabby’s dad paid my pad thai tab.”
Rob regales Lowki with tales of his trip to Minnesota, and the boys discuss food and beverages. Trust me, it was way more fun than I’m making it sound here.
Songs:
Holiday Sail - Everyday Tune,
Lowki Sapfoot f/ Holiday Sail - The Only,
Bikini Trill - Smoke A Jay And Watch Yourself Dance
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The Problem With Everything172 - Aggressive Vibes, Urination, and Car Crashes“Poor Claude’s corvid podcast cawed past covid.”
Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot are back, sipping on whiskey with a strawberry garnish. We’re talking about a bunch of stuff and playing some songs, as we do.
Hear our secret urine confessions, tales of meth folk, car crashes and more!
Songs:
GNYVE - Messiahs,
The Seventh Court Collective - Mayhem (f/ Nick Furioustylz, X24, and M.E.),
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster
YouTube:
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The Problem With Everything171 - Vaccine #2: Flabbergastration!“Was the admirable admiral, Abel, able to label Dale's bagels?”
Guess who’s fully vaccinated, sipping espresso, and feeling super weird! These guys!
Lowki knows he got all the lyrics wrong to Comfortably Numb. Please don’t snarkily inform him of it on social media.
Songs:
Holiday Sail - Never Knows Best,
GNYVE - Neeeep,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Not Afraid
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The Problem With Everything169 - I Need A Pog Daddy Without That Cuck Simp Beta Energy“The shapeshifting ship chaffed Chip’s chaste dick.”
Rob teaches Lowki about the history of subterranean urban mass transit; Lowki teaches Rob about the history of stoned white orange county rappers.
Warning! This episode features brief gross nose sounds and annoying amateur ASMR.
Songs:
Eryn Bent - None Given,
Bikini Trill - Dead Friends,
GNYVE - One Hundred Knives
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The Problem With Everything168 - Headline: Old Man Yells At Wind“Petite meat loaf teeth, meet my elite moat motif!”
Lowki is very upset about a yellow piece of fabric, and Rob is rightly disgusted with the state of the world.
We’re halfway vaccinated, bitches! Wait, is Rob Q? We’re gonna pretend Lowki didn’t talk about eating babies as much as he did.
Look for friends of the show, Nick Furioustylz and The Seventh Court Collective, streaming live on FB on April 15th!
Editorial note: Gun deaths from suicide are actually around 60% of total gun deaths...2021-04-101h 32
The Problem With Everything167 - This Is What We’re Doing Huh?“The anonymous ominous nominee’s onto me!”
Lowki Sapfoot and Holiday Rob are back again! We’re examining how we examine history, cooking human penis corndogs, and trying to figure out if more information is making us more informed or just making us crazy.
Songs:
Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands,
GNYVE - Neeeep,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Not Afraid
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The Problem With Everything166 - Gun Control Troll Patrol“I hope Hope Hicks picks ho picks!”
Drinkin’ beers, talkin’ ‘bout guns, waxin’ philosophic-like. Just another night in The Problem Hole, baby! Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot are back again, titillating your earholes with gentle cackles. The unresolved traumas of our past are making our present traumatic as fuck.
Songs:
Bikini Trill - Outlaw,
Death Panel Socialites - End of the Beginning,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Lazy Dog
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The Problem With Everything163 - Red, Green, or Porno?“On my gestalt chart, false starts stall farts.”
Rob and Lowki are back again to drink delicious beers and discuss New Mexican food and nostalgic memories of the last generation for which porn was a rare treasure to be sought cunningly and held dear.
Songs:
Carlos The Tall (Youngsville) - The Passion,
Holiday Sail - Burn A Hole,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission: Translation
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The Problem With Everything162 - I’m Gettin’ Too High For This $h!t“If you’ve seen a single seagull scene, go sing Ol’ Lang Syne”
Lowki ate an edible and then Lowki AND Rob smoked a fairly large joint (allegedly). There may have been whiskey involved. Lowki melted into a puddle beneath and around his chair. Rob considered the art vs. the artist.
Songs:
GNYVE - Neeeep,
Synyster Vail - The Torchbearer,
Bat Wings For Lab Rats - XVI
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The Problem With Everything148 - What Rob Did On His Covid Vacation“That’s our purple, repugnant Rapunzel puzzle!”
Rob regales Lowki with soothing tales of his California adventure while Lowki interrupts every so often with distracting nonsense.
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Songs:
Quietly Kept - The Smallest Places,
Bat Win...2020-10-221h 40
LowKi ThoEp. 1–GriefWelcome To LowKi Tho! I look forward to talking to you about everything and nothing! Dassit!!!
This first OFFICIAL episode touches on social and political commentary, music and grief—specifically grief for someone you don’t know.
Podcast available on Apple, Google Podcasts, Spotify, and SoundCloud.
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From the album "Never Say Never (by Brandy) and The Boy Is Mine (by Monica)"
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The Problem With Everything141 - Rob and Lowki Face The Music“Don’t be berserk, besmirch Bees merch, chirped Bert, smirking.”
We are pleased to bring you our most excellent, most unfocused review of the Bill and Ted Trilogy. We tried to avoid major spoilers for the new one, since it just came out last week, but those first two are fair game. You had thirty years. Be excellent to each other and party on dudes!
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The Problem With Everything140 - Kenosha, Wisconsin“See here, seer: Can Sears engineer a mere top-tier rear ear mirror near here?”
(Editorial: We called Jacob Blake “James” a few times by accident. Our bad. Lowki said “murder” a few times when he should have said “attempted murder.” Thankfully, Jacob Blake is still alive.
We also said the live BWFLR song was recorded in 2018, but it was recorded in 2019, several months after our 10th anniversary/farewell show.)
Lowki and Rob are here to attempt to break down the events going on in our country for future generations of alien archa...2020-08-281h 30
The Problem With Everything128 - We Demand Haircuts!“In an indeterminable interim, an intern entered, interred in turn.”
Lowki and Rob cut their own damn hair, so when you see us in this week’s cover photo looking absolutely dapper as shit, don’t be judging us, thinking we’re out visiting hairdressers and whatnot.
Lowki’s sleepy, Rob seems to feel just fine, and we’re talking about more movies, shows and video games; all the ways to pass the time as we await the end of days in this slow motion apocalypse. Did I type out all the titles of films we talk...2020-05-221h 33
The Problem With Everything127 - Hello, and Welcome to Movie Drone“Beguiled, beleaguered big league leaders.”
Rob and Lowki are back, blabbering on about movies such as Red Letter Media’s “Space Cop,” 90’s high school garbage flick “Get Over It,” Jean Renoir’s “Le Grande Illusion” from 1937, early 80’s exploitation monster movie “Q The Winged Serpent,” and the classic Vincent Price old-dark-house thriller “House On Haunted Hill.”
Editorial note: Lowki didn’t make the Ouroboros instrumental, Rob did! Lowki added the Terence McKenna samples, Mark from BWFLR added live drums.
Also, Lowki kept saying “Q The Flying Serpent” instead of “Q The Winged Serpent,” cuz he was ve...2020-05-151h 26
The Problem With Everything126 - Taco Lose-day“Tender wine in wintertime intertwined with twin turbines.”
We’re back again. Lowki’s on a hiatus from smoking constant cannabis (“lowatus?”) and really trying his best to enjoy Travis Scott. Rob’s watching 1980’s vacation-comedy genre movies, Princess Mononoke, and doing endless yardwork. Listen to us ramble and describe an epic battle between t-rexes and chickens. Look up 1,000 t-rexes vs 80,000 chickens on the youtube and watch along with us!
Check out Rob’s Fast Heart Mart documentary: https://youtu.be/xhuWPXMLn9E
Check out Lowki’s Uplantica fictional ba...2020-05-061h 31
The Problem With Everything125 - What Are We Even Doing Here?! - Part II“‘This current currency current’s occurrence is cursed.”
Lowki’s got the kidney stones, Rob is all alone in quarantine with a swollen liver, and we’re here to debate the merits of injecting bleach versus snorting comet. Rob talks about watching Spirited Away, Grave of the Fireflies, and Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind. Lowki rambles about The Midnight Gospel. Rob’s playing Breath of the Wild, Lowki’s playing NBA2K, both are complaining about their ailments.
(Echols is Damien’s last name.)
Check out Lowki’s U...2020-04-261h 28
The Problem With Everything124 - Anti Current Events (Five Finger Discourse #2)“‘The irresponsible despot Ray’s spray bottles pray potholes away, so the Rasta desperados’ll say.”
Lowki and Rob are taking a break from talking about the current distressing state of things to bring you a Five Finger Discourse episode. Rob presents the top five shows he’s ever played, and Lowki breaks down his top five NES games. Plus, we feature music by Dust City Opera, Zack Freeman, and IRSglitch.
Check out Lowki’s Uplantica fictional baseball blog:
http://uplantica.sport.blog
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The Problem With Everything123 - Quality Quarantime“Spilt milk misspelled's svelte melt.”
Holiday Rob and Lowki are hanging in there and bringing you another extended podcast to combat your boredom. Cozy up, but stay six feet back. Rob talks about “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood,” Lowki talks about “Evil Bong,” they discuss the ethics of being a ghost, and so gosh darned much more. Have you guys heard about this virus? Wild stuff.
(Evil Bong 3 is known as both “Evil Bong 3: Reefer Madness” and “Evil Bong 3D: Wrath of Bong.”)
Check out Lowki’s Uplantica fictional base...2020-04-031h 50
The Problem With Everything122 - Existence is Gross“‘To be labeled a belabored labial labyrinth’s beloved avarice.”
The boys are back for more quarantine contagertainment. An extra long intro full of quarantine pastime recommendations leads to discussion about the uncomfortable topic of choosing who lives and dies when resources break down in a crisis, but then takes a delightful turn to poo-poo humor.
Check out Lowki’s Uplantica fictional baseball blog:
http://uplantica.sport.blog
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2020-03-271h 31
The Problem With Everything121 - 2020? Canceled!“‘Zat Spazz Hedley’s heady, deadly spaghetti medley ya fed me, Betty?”
We’re here with an extra long ‘cast to help you through these simultaneously terrifying and boring times. Lowki and Rob, gabbing about all things viral. We’ve got a quarantine survival guide, and plenty of 311 Day reminiscing.
(Jack’s last name is Packard.)
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The Problem With Everything120 - Corona With Lyme“Ska’s Boz Skaggs' Bag”
Lowki’s counting down to 311 Day, Rob’s counting down to armageddon. We’re chatting about the digital artifact experience versus the real deal in meatspace and trying to manage our anxiety over the swift decay of vinyl, and of course the demise of civilization at the hands of the covid 19.
Also talkin’ ‘bout movies: Der Nachtmahr, The Babadook, and the Indiana Jones quintilogy. Is quintilogy a word?
We might not be great at podcasting, but we’re pretty good at lots of stuff. You don’t kno...2020-03-061h 10
The Problem With Everything119 - All The Famous People I’ve Offended f/ Scott Ables and Kenn Ash“This classless hack’s sackless cackle’s sacrilege.”
Film actors Scott Ables and Kenn Ash are in the Problem Hole with Lowki and Rob to discuss their current projects, talk about some of their favorite movies, their most awkward celebrity encounters, and to lust after Aisha Tyler, among other ramblings.
Check out Scott Ables as wild west hooligan Jess Evans in “In Their Own Words.” Check out his filmmaker’s collab group, Growth In Craft Entertainment Group.
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@scottblu...2020-02-261h 24
The Problem With Everything118 - Making The Artistic Sausage“Jim Carrey’s gem carries Carrie’s gym carriage hymns.”
After a week off for mental health or whatever, the boys are back, breaking down their love of tongue twisters, complaining about their aging bodies, and discussing Lowki’s recent artistic endeavors. Things get extremely artsy and moderately fartsy in the second half. Lowki is sorry for his disparaging comments surrounding use of a projector in portrait creation, but we’ll never truly know if this use of technology affected the outcome ;)
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The Problem With Everything116 - Stop The Presses! f/ Galvanic Spirit“Next exit: sexist brexit breakfast baguette nexus.”
Galvanic Spirit is gracefully spewing her creative endeavors onto all platforms, including our humble podcast! Join us for a psychedelic journey into a bevy of topics wherein factual claims may never be checked. Who fact checks the fact checkers?
Talkin’ ‘bout the robot wars, blue-eyed horses with goat-style pupils, terrifying eels, the filthy cheating H*uston As*ros, The Problem With Everything Podcast Drinking Game, Ka*tlin Ben*ett being ridiculous with a microphone, inspiration and being a “real artist,” John Travolta, Fred Durst, Dick Tracy, and...2020-01-231h 19
The Problem With Everything114 - We Do A Podcast“Larry Walker’s locker’s awash with weary walkers.”
We’re back with the first episode of 2020. New year, same old bullshit. Rob drops some serious time dilation/quantum mechanics knowledge on us. Shit gets deep, but Lowki’s general curmudgeonly attitude is unwavering. We’re talking about Brightburn, The Irishman, Uncut Gems, Monos, and not the shiny new war with Iran.
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The Problem With Everything113 - It’s My Birthday, F#@k Jesus!“‘Since time immemorial, ye olde creole orioles' amoral oral olio oreo allure is royally loyal.”
A dollop of holiday birthday sacrilege from Lowki Sapfoot and Holiday Rob. The boys continue to complain about St*r W*rs until Lowki’s birthday at the stroke of midnight. Rob’s got a quarter million views on TikTok and everyone is really impressed, but Lowki’s got TikTok aspirations of his own.
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The Problem With Everything112 - Rob Is Canceled“‘The Ty Cobb tyke, obviously,’ Lee vented vehemently.”
Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot are each previewing new musical stylings! It’s a coupla TPWE exclusives. Holy crap. From a whole nuther mind state, we’re chatting about fighting with people on twitter, the latest impeachment gossip, a whole lotta St*r W*rs (ugh), binging the Mighty Ducks trilogy, baseball fashion, The Dirt Bike Kid, and more. Rob’s very upset about all the bad movies, Lowki’s upset about pretty much everything. It’s more of the same and you’re gonna love it.
Twitte...2019-12-201h 24
The Problem With Everything111 - Is This How You Podcast?“Before marked ham’ll mar camels, Mark Hamill orders more cameras.”
Lowki and Rob make another podcast episode for some reason. After another missed episode, this time due to technical difficulties, the boys are back discussing the new Ghostbusters trailer, representation and reboot/remake/extended universe fatigue. Lowki forgets what he’s talking about while talking about the habit of forgetting what he’s talking about, and further discussion ensues about dead mumble rappers and the end of the soundcloud era, being open to educational wokeness, and Lowki’s encounter with a meth ghoul home invader...2019-12-121h 34
The Problem With Everything109 - What Are We Even Doing Here?!: An Ongoing Series“This cantankerous Tanqueray tanker caretaker’s array’s a tad quakerish and I can’t quite take it.”
Lowki and Rob are back from high-atus, talking’ ‘bout crippling depression, making new music, Yeezy crocs, “recognizance,” quality art vs. quantity content, self-promotion, enhanced cd nostalgia, Rob’s unexpected Tik Tok comment fame, the modern American culture of the grotesquely shameless, cancel culture and the meaning of justice and more…
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2019-11-221h 21
The Problem With Everything106 - Wine and Whining f/ Michelle Belmont“Ah yes, ask, assess a cancerous ass assassin's sass as I attack this trap track.”
Good friend of the show Michelle Belmont is back again on a wine drenched podcast full of highly emotional baseball talk, sensual ASMR wine guzzling, awkward hand holding, Disney flicks, and the usual dose of dadaesque vocal noise improv nonsense. Lowki doesn’t give a shit, apparently.
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@tpwe.p...2019-10-111h 26
The Problem With Everything105 - The Dodgers Win, Six to Nil! f/ Scott Ables“Cowabunga’s my Rancho Cucamonga intro/outro mantra.”
Scott Ables is back up in the Problem Hole to help create the funniest meandering non-a-thons while the boys distinguish between “Friends of the show” and “Friends I-R-L.” Lowki’s distracted by the Dodgers’ playoff game, Rob has a plan to take down the rich with homeless Terminators, and Scott tries to convince Lowki that horses aren’t terrifying. Also, Rob teaches Lowki where plastic comes from.
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The Problem With Everything104 Less Chest, Fewer Arms“Can you comprehend how Oprah’s ultra chakra rockin’ okra copter stopped a robbery?”
Rob catches Lowki up on recent news items that he’s missed during his recent ongoing emotional breakdown, Lowki reviews Smash Mouth and Spin Doctors at the rodeo, and so freakin’ much more!
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Songs:
1. Lowki Sapfoot - Panicked
2. Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands...2019-09-261h 11
The Problem With Everything102 References!“Each individual village vigilante’s visual antics video’s an antique vantage.”
Lowki and Rob discuss the fine line between access to an artist’s personality versus the loss of mystique implied therein. Also, lots of references to various things. Play the TWPE drinking game at your own risk…
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Songs:
1. Lowki Sapfoot - Lackluster Wanderlust
2. Death Panel Socialites...2019-09-051h 18
The Problem With Everything101 A Hundred And One Attempts At Failure“Don't use slurs or herpes pee in the slurpees sir, please!”
Lowki and Rob are kinda sleepy, so they make a truly mediocre episode 101. It’s a, uh, dive into the non sequitur A.D.D. depths of their sleepy, stoned little minds. Allegedly. Oh, they also briefly discuss the process of making new music. So there’s that.
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Songs:
1. Hol...2019-08-311h 07
The Problem With Everything099 I Got 99 Problems With Everything and the Podcast is ALL OF THEM f/ Michelle Belmont“There’s a vast difference in vas deferens in Van’s defense.”
Michelle Belmont is back up in your earholes with Rob and Lowki this week. Rob drops mad science, Lowki recaps his 311/Dirty Heads concert experience, and we talk with Michelle about acting, music, and lots of random crap.
See Michelle Belmont in Heaven Sent, which is headed to the Netherlands for the international 48 hour film competition: https://youtu.be/WD4EDIRGZSU
Listen to Michelle’s musical project, Bytor: http://www.bytormusic.com/
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The Problem With Everything097 Rob's Last Episode? Maybe?“Benintendi’s been intending to tend to tandem Tandy/Nintendo mending”
Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot are without a guest this week, dropping a quick podcast before Rob travels to the Dominican Republic, where he will hopefully not die. We recorded during the day, while we were relatively sober, and it was very strange.
Is breast milk cannibalism? Anybody into drinking blood? Anyone?
Rob gives us an in depth look at his idea for a TV show in which the president decides to be a dece...2019-08-021h 04
The Problem With Everything093 Five Finger Discourse“Pepper onion rice-a-roni or a pepperoni coney only, homie?”
For the first time (probably) in the history of the podcast, we planned ahead! Enjoy our very first edition of “Five Finger Discourse,” in which we each come prepared with a surprise top 5 list to discuss and defend. Lowki breaks down his top 5 cultural appropriators, while Rob teaches us about his top 5 movies.
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The Problem With Everything091 What Are We Even Doing Here?!“A suede ass wage assuaged a sewage sage.”
Heeey guys! Lowki and Rob are all alone this week, rambling about crime in Albuquerque, exploring the methy outback, and the drive to make art. Do we make art for ourselves, or for the world? Does the world deserve our best effort? Am I gonna get in trouble if I call this water pipe a bong?
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2019-06-211h 48
The Problem With Everything088 Welcome Back to The HOLEHoliday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot are back after two years to tickle your ears with revolting nothings. Spine surgery, a severe beating, a sweaty stripping fan in the front row and a fancy pants whiskey tasting. We're back!
Songs:
1. Quietly Kept - The Smallest Places
2. Holiday Sail - Better Days (unreleased!)
3. Lowki Sapfoot - Panicked
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