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Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#179 | The IRS is FAKE w/ Nina TarrSUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! 👉 https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodThis week on Two Nosy Meerkats, comedians Lukas Arnold and Gabby Jordan Brown welcome the hilarious Nina Tarr—a stand-up, actor, and former DJ with stories you won’t believe. Nina dishes on what it was like growing up with a fierce Persian mom, how she stayed effortlessly fashionable while broke, and why she’s convinced the IRS is a scam. Plus: the trials of being a female DJ, cringe club moments, and the one song ever...2025-05-271h 35Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#177 | Meltdown at Book of Mormon w/ Mike McPartlandSUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! 👉 https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodJoin Lukas Arnold and Gabby Jordan Brown in this episode of "Two Nosy Meerkats" featuring special guest Mike McPartland! Dive into captivating discussions about the newly appointed pope, Mike’s unexpected panic attack during a performance of 'The Book of Mormon,' and a bizarre self-published book by a love-struck stalker. Plus, don’t miss Mike showcasing his impressive debate skills in a special Patreon segment! Follow Mike on IG at @mikemcpartland3We want to hear fr...2025-05-131h 02Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#176 | Women Be Lying (Solo Episode!)SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! 👉 https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodJoin Lukas and Gabby as they dive into the drama-filled world the conclave and play a new game called “Discourse Wheel.” In this segment, we’re covering it all from Twitter threads to YouTube comments and deciding who has the most insane perspective! A listener submission reveals an epic plan for revenge We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves...2025-05-051h 11Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#175 | Bodega Guy ASMR w/ Shaunak GodkhindiSUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! 👉 https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodJoin comedian Shaunak Godkhindi as he teams up with the meerkats Lukas Arnold and Gabby Jordan Brown in this hilarious episode! They dive into Katy Perry's space adventures, a retroactive look at the Kendrick and Drake beef, bizarre conspiracy theories, hypothetical crimes they'd commit, favorite food combos, and Shaunak's surprising talent for Trump impressions. Prepare for laughs in this wild conversation! Follow Shaunak at @shaunakgWe want to hear from YOU! Do you have an...2025-04-211h 17Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#174 | Marry me Salmon w/ Jack FinneganSUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! 👉 https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodJoin comedian Jack Finnegan as he chats with the nosy meerkats, Lukas Arnold and Gabby Jordan Brown. They tuck into Gabby’s unexpected encounter with Jack on a date at an indoor adventure park, dive into his thoughts on single life dining. Other diversions include cringe-worthy dates, love for the Golf Masters, and the horrors of early 2000s sports culture. Plus, listener submissions reveal a friend's group drama with a twist! Follow Jack at  @jfinnegancomedy  We want...2025-04-141h 22Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#173 | Chemo with a Smile w/ Rima ParikhJoin comedian Rima Parikh in a hilariously heartfelt podcast episode with the nosy meerkats! Rima shares her journey through cancer treatment, dives into her obsession with The Bachelor franchise, and her wild quest for a wedding horse. Plus, Lukas and Gabby encourage fanfiction submissions and a listener writes in about being a bad trip sitter. Tune in for laughs, insights, and unexpected tales! We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 htt...2025-04-071h 11Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#172 | The Giovanni in the Room w/ Jay JurdenJoin Lukas Arnold and Gabby Jordan Brown as they welcome the talented Jay Jurden, known for his appearances on Fallon and the tonight show, as well as being a Variety Top 10 Comic to Watch! This episode dives deep into hilarious baseball scandals as Gabby and Jay educate Lukas. They also explore the current landscape of stand-up comedy and Jay's thoughts on bisexuality as a married man, as well as speculate on the underground world of celebrities with burner accounts.Follow Jay at  @jajurden  We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an in...2025-03-311h 01Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#170 | "Hot mom" Guys w/ Kayla KirkJoin meerkats and hosts Lukas Arnold and Gabby Jordan Brown as they chat with comedian Kayla Kirk on this hilarious episode of the Two Nosy Meerkats podcast! Tune in for side-splitting discussions about the groups you can still make fun of, wild worst date stories, and Kayla's experience with a college drama teacher's questionable tactics. Plus, hear tales of sneaking out in high school and a listener's amusing submission about lunch ladies on a candy crackdown! Follow Kayla at @kaylarkirk on IG!We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing...2025-03-171h 14Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#168 | The Nerve and the Nipple w/ Becky GrangerJoin comedians Gabby Jordan Brown and Lukas Arnold as they delve into the hilarious world of comedian and actress Becky Granger! They chat about everything from the glitzy chaos of Selling Sunset, to Becky’s journey hand-painting portraits of every guest at her wedding, to some cringe-worthy bad date stories from the way back when. Listener submissions include a pretty relatable ick. Brace yourself for candid laughs and unexpected stories, don’t miss it! Follow Becky at  @beckygranger9123  on YouTube and at @beckdaddyg on IG!We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia...2025-03-031h 21Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#167 | The Grapefruit Method w/ Matt MaranJoin comedians Lukas Arnold and Gabby Jordan Brown as they welcome the hilarious comedian Matt Maran, commissioner of Comedy Fight Club. In this episode, they dive into Matt's journey from competitive wrestling to overcoming a near-fatal brain injury, while laughing through a street joke that nearly stumps Gabby. Plus, they tackle wild topics like EDTwitter, Kanye's antics, and how to mess with insane roommates! Follow Matt at  @RealMattMaran  and Comedy Fight Club on Youtube!We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its ti...2025-02-241h 41Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#166 | Surviving Reality TV w/ John FranklinGet ready for some serious tea-spilling with comedians Gabby Jordan Brown and Lukas Arnold as they sit down with comedian, sketch writer, and former reality TV star John Franklin! In this hilarious and juicy podcast, John dishes out on his experience on Netflix's "The Circle", from the game to the behind-the-scenes. And if that's not enough, John and Lukas share a wild story about meeting former pop sensation Sean Kingston at a Jersey nightclub. You won't want to miss this laugh-out-loud conversation full of surprises!Follow John at  @_johnfranklin We want to hear from YOU! Do...2025-02-181h 27Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#164 | Pathological Liars & The New Alt-RightJoin Lukas Arnold and Gabby Jordan Brown as they dive into hilarity in this solo episode! These two nosy meerkats react to trending pop crave tweets, debate which celebrities would make the funniest alt-right personas, reminisce about our school days with pathological liars, and share the horniest things they've ever done. Get ready for laughs, outrageous stories, and unique insights into the comedic minds of your favorite standup duo! We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share...2025-02-041h 28Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#163 | Kitty Reynolds supports tall womenJoin Lukas Arnold and Gabby Jordan Brown in this hilarious episode of the Two Nosy Meerkats Podcast featuring comedian Kitty Reynolds! We dove into the perks of short dating, explored the evolution of Italian American identity, and laughed over the cringiest choices we've done in the name of love. Real talk and plenty of laughs! Follow Kitty at  @kitreynolds  A solo episode with mama and papa meerkat and today we're talking all about our special interests! Lukas is fresh off a stunning first attempt at poker over the weekend, and Gabby brings the convo safely back to the Wicked mo...2025-01-281h 29Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#161 | Ethan Filler and friendsEthan Filler has infiltrated the podcast today. He's tall fashionable and everyone in his life is the opposite of both. We discuss Superstar USA, the Catholic Church, dating in NYC, and how Lukas is gorgeous, as usual. This was insane. Follow Ethan at @efiller13 We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to...2025-01-141h 30Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#159 | Civil War Canadians w/ Carmen LagalaFresh off her special, Sweet Batch right here on YouTube, is comedian Carmen Lagala! @carmstagrams on IG A solo episode with mama and papa meerkat and today we're talking all about our special interests! Lukas is fresh off a stunning first attempt at poker over the weekend, and Gabby brings the convo safely back to the Wicked movie which we DID hold space for, don't you worry. We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with...2024-12-241h 24Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#158 | WizardTok w/ Clare DonaherThe queen of wizardtok herself, Clare Donaher is here! She tells us her plan to send one girl to live in the North Pole forever, how her journey on social media, tiktok has grown exponentially, as well as tips for everyone to simply be more themselves - especially if you're a fantastical wizard in human form. Enjoy friends!@clareytail on IG A solo episode with mama and papa meerkat and today we're talking all about our special interests! Lukas is fresh off a stunning first attempt at poker over the weekend, and Gabby brings the convo safely back to...2024-12-161h 28Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#157 | Special InterestsA solo episode with mama and papa meerkat and today we're talking all about our special interests! Lukas is fresh off a stunning first attempt at poker over the weekend, and Gabby brings the convo safely back to the Wicked movie which we DID hold space for, don't you worry. We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUB...2024-11-261h 14Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#155 | Sara Truth Brown with Sara Ruth BrownYeah yeah yeah, we posted this episode a week late (really it's Lukas, he's a little lib who got hit hard by the election I guess) but we're thrilled to present our newest ep with comedian and actor, Sara Ruth Brown. We learn all about what life is like in LA, what vertical shorts are (not social media, genuine written dramas happening), doppelgĂ€ngers, and NARPs. Find out more right here babyyyyyy Follow Sara at @sararuthbrown on IG! We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling n...2024-11-111h 31Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#154 | Panda P*rn w/ Christine OToday we're joined by comedian Christine O! We talk the trek from DC all the way up to New York where she's taking the local scene by storm, video games, the Wii fit, weight loss injections, and Lukas commiserates over some dead dad stuff. We laughed our butts off. We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO...2024-10-221h 19Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#151 | Alpha Sheep w/ Leo FramptonWe've got Gabby's bestie, musician, comedian, gardener getting his masters' Leo Frampton! We learn how a city boy gets interested in the great outdoors and living closer to nature, how NYC has changed in the past 10 years, and how Eric Adams taught him how little someone can know about farm animals. This episode broke us and will make you fall out of your seat laughing. We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through...2024-09-301h 33Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#150 | Fringe (In) ReviewMama and Papa Meerkat catch up with each other and re-hash all that went down during their Edinburgh Fringe run in Scotland. We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! 👉   / meerkatspod   Get to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedi...2024-09-231h 25Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#149 | Baby Daddy w/ DaddyArtist, director, comedian, your new favorite guy, Daddy is on the podcast today! Don't worry, he'll explain the name (which is real), how he got started in comedy, how he lost his Irish accent, and became a new favorite in the NYC comedy scene. We help listeners relationship drama too - all covered :) @directordaddy on IG We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might jus...2024-09-101h 22Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#148 | I'm A Gemini w/ Glorelys MoraWe're back from the Edinburgh Fringe! Wanted to record and post more but all we managed was this insanely fun episode with Netflix is a Joke fest's own, Glorelys Mora. We get into neurodivergence, the gay class of 2025, and would you believe it... astrology. Lukas and Glory do gang up on Gabby for being a non gemini, don't worry. It's a blast, enjoy :) We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 htt...2024-09-0256 minTwo Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#147 | The Devil's Podcast w/ Salma ZakyYou know her from Don't Tell Comedy - it's Salma Zaky! She teaches us the difference between quietness and introversion, and how she'd never be one of these introverted weirdos, how you should never take a first date to a good bar, and who should be prepared to fight in any duo, romantic or platonic, and there is a wrong answer. Plus, we want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 https://lin...2024-07-221h 21Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#146 | Michael Bolton's Enemy w/ Carrie RossWe're joined by the most connected guest we've ever had, comedian Carrie Ross. We remember taking the BDSM test together, stories spanning Suge Knight to psych wards and everything in between. Plus, we want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and...2024-07-101h 28Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#145 | Shake Your Booties w/ Audrey BlackWe have the host of Best Night Ever Comedy Show back on the pod, Audrey Black. Learning more about growing up in Texas, being an expert on asexuality on tumblr, how SLS (sodium lauryl sulfate) causes acne, and how dance class triggers trauma response. Enjoy! We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get ace...2024-06-271h 30Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#144 | Never Playing Peter Pan w/ Ella YurmanWe're joined on the podcast today by star and creator of Late Stage Live with Ella Yurman... Ella Yurman. We learn just how to produce a late night comedy show, going to see family for the eclipse, bad experiences when having a little too much *special* candy. Her show â€Ș@LateStageLive‬ is outstanding, and so is she. Enjoy the episode! We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we...2024-06-171h 29Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#143 | Social Justice Alien w/ Shelby LattermanHer mom guilt trips her about what we take for granted that we wouldn't have in North Korea, it's comedian Shelby Latterman! Join us on a journey of sexual health, creative evolution, aliens, and psychics. Enjoy and follow Shelby at @shelbylatterman We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a wee...2024-04-301h 30Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#142 | I'm Not Gonna Lie w/ Michael GreenOne of the best rising comedians is on the show today, Michael Green. Join us on a journey through his day: a salesman, an art consumer, lover of wildlife, and friend to celebrities. He is THE renaissance man of our time. Enjoy and follow him at @michael2millions on instagram We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUB...2024-04-231h 11Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#141 | Hooters 2: Tokyo DriftA Little solo episode with mama and papa Meerkat. Faster than SpongeBob in that episode where he got super speed, they conceive a child on camera so fast you can't even see it. We get the backstory on Gabby's hooters shirt, and deep dive on the best friendship between Leonardo DiCaprio and Jane Goodall. We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 ⁠https://linktr.ee/meerkats⁠, and we might just fea...2024-04-151h 04Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#140 | I Got Your Back w/ Rose KelsoYou know her from Comedy Central, Fallon, Tiktok, the one and only Rose Kelso is here! Follow Rose at @longislanddirt We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! 👉 https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspod Get to know your meerkats! - Luka...2024-04-091h 17Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#139 | J.D. Saltinger w/ Jeremy PinsonThe meerkats are joined this week by actor, character comedian and writer Jeremy Pinson. Bad babysitters, twink hate, Glee talk - everything Lukas has no stake in. Hope you enjoy! Follow Jeremy at @jer.pinson on IG We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/meerkats⁠⁠⁠, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, ex...2024-04-011h 15Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#138 | Oh that's the title w/ Nick CohenWe're joined by our great friend, comedian, improviser, and future therapist Nick Cohen. We discuss his date with Lukas in getting him out of a fender bender, how his Covid experience led him to training to be a mental health professional, and when he and Gabby used to do improv with an egomaniac! We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/meerkats⁠⁠, and we might just feature it o...2024-03-251h 31Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#137 | Guest Room Sleepover w/ Noah SnyderAnother local favorite, Noah Snyder joins the pod. Together, Noah and Lukas showed Gabby two girls one cup for the first time, amazingly. We talk is upbringing and how he learned that closing your eyes helps you go to sleep quicker (crazy trick, right?), and Lukas role-plays being his girlfriend for some reason. Follow Noah at @noah_snyder on Instagram! We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight...2024-03-191h 24Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#136 | Twin Flames w/ Isabel LevinWe have one of our favorite joke writers in the scene on today, Isabel Levin! We talk our craziest dates, our worst fitting roles in school theatre shows (always playing old men), the twin flames doc and character reels on a budget. Come over, sit down and have a watch with us :) Follow Isabel at @isabelmasonl on Instagram! We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 htt...2024-03-111h 22Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#135 | We're in the TunnelsFor our first solo episode this new year, Lukas and Gabby review the year in happenings — including the orthodox tunnels, free Palestine, and gabby’s fun accidental racism. Don’t miss this one! We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, ex...2024-03-041h 04Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#134 | Susan BALL Anthony w/ OghieMama and Papa Meerkat are bringing uncle Meerkat over today - we have our old friend Oghie on today! Lukas went to middle school with him, Gabby went to high school with him, don't worry it never comes up. We talk our favorite early 2000s movie tropes and all the things Lukas missed out on as an only child - the kind and non-violent dynamics between siblings. One of our favorites, you'll love it Follow Oghie at   @oghiemonster  We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neu...2024-02-261h 32Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#133 | Ping Pong Guy w/ Jason King!🌟 Get ready for a laughter-filled adventure as the incredibly funny comedian, Jason King (@jasonkingfromqueens), takes the spotlight this week! đŸ€Ł Join us as we dive into a side-splitting discussion covering everything from navigating high school in the bustling city of NYC to the rollercoaster of dating stories, the ups and downs of the comedy journey, and brace yourselves because we even unravel the mystery of the Panera lemonade that's practically lethal! 🍋😅 Hit that play button, like, subscribe, and ring the notification bell to stay tuned for more hilarious content! Share the laughs with your friends and let us k...2024-01-121h 40Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#125 | An Explosion of Wood w/ The Picky BoysIn this episode, we've got Danny Moriarty (@dannyiswatching) and Antonio Prisco (@antprisco) from the hilarious  @PickyBoys  podcast. Buckle up for a wild ride as we dive into discussions about cutting-edge inventions, the quirky world of DIY Taxidermy, and the discourse surrounding 48 oysters! We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATRE...2024-01-091h 31Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#126 | Glory Roles w/ Stephen BrowerThis week's episode is a rollercoaster of conversation as we dive deep into a plethora of topics with the incredible Stephen Brower (@stephenbrower).  He joins us to explore unexpected twists and turns, from Wii Sports to outrageous bars, including "big" surprises and the worst first date spots. Buckle up for a wild ride as we share laughs, stories, and insights you won't want to miss! đŸŽ€đŸŒŸ  Don't forget to like, subscribe, and hit that notification bell for more! đŸ€©đŸ”„đŸŽ™ïž  We want to hear from YOU!Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling n...2024-01-091h 32Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#129 | List Of Insecurities w/ Pat Monaghan🌟 Brace yourselves for a side-splitting adventure as we welcome the incredibly funny and delightful Pat Monaghan (@pats_surpriseparty) to the show! đŸ€Ł This week, we're diving into a laugh-out-loud conversation about Pat's experiences growing up in Jersey, juicy political gossip, "short king" behavior, and an unexpectedly wild discussion about boinking animals đŸŸ Like, subscribe, and ring the notification bell to stay tuned for more hilarious content! Share the fun with your friends and let us know your thoughts in the comments below. Get ready to laugh, learn, and maybe blush a little! đŸŽ™ïž We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordina...2024-01-091h 00Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#132 | Off The RailsThis week is for the bros đŸ’Ș. We just chill and vibe and chat 😎. Producer Olivia joins us on the 3rd micđŸŽ™ïž. Maybe we took a little gummy treat before recording 🙊🍃. And maybe we encourage you to grab your favorite substance and join us for a silly END OF YEAR HANG! ✌(Soda is a substance too đŸ„€.) (Okay, no more emojis.) Thank you listeners for all your support this year and we can't wait to bring you more goofs and gaffs in 2024 ❀ HEADS UP: Light pasta eating noises from 12:32 - 22:30. I'm a hungry girl. Sue me! -Olivia We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an ext...2024-01-0454 minTwo Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#131 | The Word Episode w/ Tommy Bayer🎉 Hold onto your seats because the uproariously funny Tommy Bayer (@tommybayertime) is in the house! đŸ€Ł This week, we're diving headfirst into a riotous discussion with Tommy, exploring everything from high school tales to the nostalgia of cable TV, the trials and tribulations of service jobs, and buckle up, because we're throwing in some jaw-dropping vocabulary for good measure! 📚😅 🎊 Hit that play button, like, subscribe, and ring the notification bell to stay tuned for more gut-busting content! Share the laughter with your friends and let us know your favorite moments in the comments below. Get ready for a fun-filled episode that's equal pa...2023-12-211h 26Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#130 | High Value BiLukas and Gabby FINALLY get intimate in this one ❀ We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! 👉 https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspod Get to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can fi...2023-12-141h 18Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#128 | Clean Your Plate w/ ChikaGet ready for a laughter-packed episode as we're joined by the incredible comedian and journalist, Chika (@chika.el)! đŸ€Ł This week, we dive into a hilarious and insightful conversation about all things comedy, pleasure positivity, memorable encounters with weird school teachers, and the sometimes amusing world of dating app politics. đŸ€”đŸ’˜ We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATRE...2023-12-031h 35Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#127 | Improv Sauce w/ Nick MestadWe're joined by the hysterical Nick Mestad (@nick_mestad) to talk improv comedy, quirky museums, Swiftie territory, and dating your own clone! đŸ€ŻđŸ€Ł  Tune in for a journey through comedy, curiosity, and a touch of the bizarre, as we explore the unexpected intersections of humor, fandom, and the downright surreal. Don't miss out on the laughter – hit that like button, share with your friends, and join us on this hilarious ride! đŸŽ™ïžđŸš€   We want to hear from YOU!Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Sha...2023-11-171h 41Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#124 | Horse Head In Your Bed w/ Britt Migs and Irina ChelidzeOn today’s episode: Comedic duo Britt Migs and Irina Chelidze (Cracked, WaHo, Meat Cats Comedy) join us to talk high school bullshit, crazy ex’s, and going to bat for your bestie! If you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that you'd like discussed on the show, please submit it here! - https://linktr.ee/meerkats Get to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and...2023-10-261h 45Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#123 | Residuals w/ Julia DesmondOn today’s episode: Comedian Julia Desmond (@julia_desmond) joins us to talk about day jobs, reality TV, getting doodoo out of your ass, and “that whole war” when the north fought the south. If you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that you'd like discussed on the show, please submit it here! - https://linktr.ee/meerkats Get to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and pr...2023-10-191h 29Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#122 | Chill Passing w/ Micah EamesOn today’s episode: Comedian Micah Eames (@micaheames) joins the meerkats to talk pick-up lines, gay nuns, TedTalks, and Taylor Swift’s new man. If you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that you'd like discussed on the show, please submit it here! - https://linktr.ee/meerkats Get to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social medi...2023-10-121h 05Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#121 | There's A New F*cker In Town w/ Max GrossOn today’s episode: Comedian and writer Max Gross (@maxgotjokes) joins us to chat about t4t relationships, tree nut allergies, romantic relationships with roller coaster, and Stalker/Songwriters.  If you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that you'd like discussed on the show, please submit it here! https://linktr.ee/meerkats  Get to know your meerkats!  - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd comme...2023-10-051h 43Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats#120 | Aaron Rodgers Tore His P***y w/ Olivia ScennaOn today’s episode: Gabby’s having trouble “squitting”, Aaron Rogers tore his p***y, the aliens are Mexican and we have a few questions for Cosby’s quaaludes guy. Comedian (and new producer!) Olivia Scenna joins us for a discussion that covers arguably too much ground. If you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that you'd like discussed on the show, please submit it here! - https://linktr.ee/meerkats Get to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impression...2023-09-291h 33Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsAnd You Said ThatThis week on Two Nosy Meerkats, it’s a solo episode! Join Lukas and Gabby as they catch up on Obama’s latest drama, drugs, the Kardashians, and what Timothee Chalamet was like in high school. Plus, they help listeners deal with new relationships and new roommates. Follow the pod: @twonosymeerkats Follow Lukas: @lukastarnold Follow Gabby: @hipsoccermom2023-09-071h 19Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsKobe Shaq LeBron w/ Nick Viagas and Sarah AdelmanThis week on Two Nosy Meerkats, it’s a crossover episode! Gabby and Lukas are joined by Nick Viagas and Sarah Adelman, hosts of Nick and Sarah Ruin Your Life. Listen in as they chat pop culture knowledge, dating, pranks, and more. Nick and Sarah help Gabby and Lukas with their problems. Plus, they help listeners who are feeling lonely and seeing people they shouldn’t see on dating apps. Follow Nick and Sarah Ruin Your Life: @nickandsarahruinyourlife Follow Nick: @nickviagas Follow Sarah: @sarahadelman1 Follow the pod: @twonosymeerkats 2023-09-011h 41Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsStraight Pride w/ Julia ZhenThis week, Lukas and Gabby are joined by Julia Zhen! Listen in as they chat dating apps, improv, TikTok, and help listeners solve their problems. Follow Julia: @juliazhen_ Follow the pod: @twonosymeerkats Follow Lukas: @lukastarnold Follow Gabby: @hipsoccermom2023-08-261h 34Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsUncle Lukas w/ Asad BenbowThis week, the Meerkats are joined by Asad Benbow! Listen in as they talk about hooking up, checklists for dating, crowdwork, and the Barbie movie. Follow Asad on Instagram: @asadallsupremebeing Follow the pod on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats Subscribe to our Patreon and YouTube channel Follow Lukas everywhere: @lukastarnold Follow Gabby on Instagram: @hipsoccermom2023-08-171h 33Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsLukas is Flying w/ Dorian DeboseThis week Gabby and Lukas are joined by Dorian Debose! Listen in as they chat relating to the Kardashians, remembering their dreams, celebrity impressions and more. Plus, they help listeners with forgetting people and summer jobs. Follow Dorian on Instagram: @verbosedebose Follow the pod on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats Subscribe to our Patreon and YouTube channel Follow Lukas everywhere: @lukastarnold Follow Gabby on Instagram: @hipsoccermom2023-08-101h 19Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsFour Legs Lampley w/ Josh LampleyThis week, Gabby and Lukas are joined by Josh Lampley! Listen in as Josh teaches them about Waffle House, they discuss childhood crushes, and Josh tells tales from the farm. Plus, they get some tea from listeners, and help them handle difficult questions around sexuality. Follow Josh on Instagram: @joshualampley Follow the pod on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats Subscribe to our Patreon and YouTube channel Follow Lukas everywhere: @lukastarnold Follow Gabby on Instagram: @hipsoccermom2023-07-261h 02Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsThe Corny Binary w/ Josh NasserOn this week's episode, Gabby and Lukas are joined by the hilarious Josh Nasser! Join in as they chat celebrity apologies, video games, and comedy idols. Plus, listeners answer questions from previous episodes, we pick band names for them, and help them navigate sensitive friendship dilemmas.Follow Josh on Instagram: @noshjasserCheck out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkatsSubscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTubeFollow Lukas @lukastarnold everywhereFollow Gabby on Instagram @hipsoccermomIf you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that...2023-07-061h 27Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsThe Nub w/ Audrey BlackThis week on Two Nosy Meerkats, Gabby and Lukas are joined by Audrey Black (Best Night Ever Comedy)! Join in as they chat about donating your body to science, Audrey guarding a bag of cough drops for Gabby and Lukas' dreams-- plus, they analyze an episode of The L Word after having Lukas watch it with no context (S4E4: Layup). Follow Audrey on Instagram: @audreym.bCheck out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkatsSubscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTubeFollow Lukas @lukastarnold everywhereFollow Gabby on...2023-06-291h 18Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsAl Gore CoreThis week's episode is chaotic! Join Lukas and Gabby as they discuss an article from The Cut, message people on each other's Hinge accounts, and explain how to take the perfect nude. Plus, they help listeners with friend group drama, what to when they're down, and whether or not flossing is necessary. Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkatsSubscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTubeFollow Lukas @lukastarnold everywhereFollow Gabby on Instagram @hipsoccermomSubscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats' SupercastIf you've got a...2023-06-221h 19Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsPhaithfull w/ Romy RosnerThis week, Gabby & Lukas are joined by the hilarious Romy Rosner! Listen in as they chat about the Philly comedy scene, famous Jewish people, and ideal qualities that make or break a relationship. Plus, the trio respond to listener submissions: what makes a woman, missing someone you love, and sending a love letter to the wrong person.Follow Romy on Instagram: @romyrosnercomedyCheck out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkatsSubscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTubeFollow Lukas @lukastarnold everywhereFollow Gabby on Instagram @hipsoccermomSubscribe...2023-06-151h 24Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsGargling w/ Sunny LapradeThis week on Two Nosy Meerkats, we're joined by the wonderful Sunny Laprade! Listen in as we giggle about the hanky code, Grace Arnold, and clocky women, and also have insightful conversations with Sunny about what it means to be trans in the U.S.Follow Sunny on Instagram: @sunnylcomedyCheck out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkatsSubscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTubeFollow Lukas @lukastarnold everywhereFollow Gabby on Instagram @hipsoccermomSubscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats' SupercastIf you've got a...2023-06-081h 49Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsDrinking Water HotlineIt's a solo episode! Join Lukas and Gabby as they play text or drink, call the EPA, and respond thoughtfully to your Instagram story replies.Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkatsSubscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTubeFollow Lukas @lukastarnold everywhereFollow Gabby @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok and @hip_soccer_mom on TwitterSubscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats' SupercastIf you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that you'd like discussed on the show, please submit it here! - https...2023-05-2556 minTwo Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsAnd Why NotOn this week's episode, Gabby and Lukas catch up on Lukas' University of Delaware comedy hour, being a pest, and Gabby trolling a professor. Plus, listeners ask the Meerkats how to be extra, how to approach going out with a girl for the first time, and ask for medical advice. Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkatsSubscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTubeFollow Lukas @lukastarnold everywhereFollow Gabby @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok and @hip_soccer_mom on TwitterSubscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats' Supercast2023-05-0458 minTwo Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy Meerkats101 Meerkats w/ Meredith Dietz, David Dobbins, and Aran Abilock ClemmonsIt's our 101st episode, and we're joined by Meredith Dietz (Jerry Seinfeld Presents, The Onion, Reductress), David Dobbins (SnD Podcast), and Aran Abilock Clemmons (Anne Hathaway Presents, Super Smash Show) for a wild and crazy time. We talk about rizz, divorced parents, breakups, and more, plus Lukas and Gabby's favorite moments from the pod. Follow Meredith on Instagram: @dietz.mFollow David on Instagram: @pastor_dave_blessFollow Aran on Instagram: @aran_acCheck out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkatsSubscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTube2023-04-271h 48Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsPre-Job and Employable w/ Olivia ScennaThis week we're joined by the wonderful Olivia Scenna, co-host of Jimmy Buffet Presents! Listen in as Lukas, Gabby, and Olivia talk about everything from handling grief and protecting communities at comedy events to whether or not Nancy Pelosi is fun enough to be Italian and Shane Dawson getting cancelled.Follow Olivia on Instagram: @oliviascennaCheck out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkatsSubscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTubeFollow Lukas @lukastarnold everywhereFollow Gabby @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok and @hip_soccer_mom on Twitter...2023-04-131h 21Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsImagine a BeachThis week, Two Nosy Meerkats is comin’ at you live from Stand Up New York’s podcast studio! Listen in as Gabby and Lukas chat mushroom trips, being psychic, and more. Plus, listener submissions cover everything from writer’s block to lifting up the furry community.Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkatsSubscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTubeFollow Lukas @lukastarnold everywhereFollow Gabby @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok and @hip_soccer_mom on TwitterSubscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats' SupercastIf you've got a...2023-03-301h 22Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsCackling w/ Jinkx MonsoonThe meerkats welcome the one and only Jinkx Monsoon to the pod! She’s Mamma Morton in Chicago on Broadway, she’s the queen of the queens, she’s a gamer, witch, and absolute sensation. This interview was a blast, diving in with the state of trans rights today (could be better) and diverging into pugs, comedia d’el arte, Jinkx’s upcoming Everything At Stake tour, and how Gabby and Lukas are essentially married. Jinkx lovingly begs listeners to get a hobby, and Aran Abilock Clemmons, the comedian, drag scholar, and 1/2 of Anne Hathaway Presents, joins to engage everyone i...2023-03-091h 08Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsSponsored by Vaping w/ Momo!The meerkats are joined by comedian, sketch producer, and writer Momo! We discuss the experience of immigrating both to the Sudan and back to the US (at last, someone Lukas can bond with about being Sudanese and actually tell him what it’s like since he’s never been lol), how boobs function as boomerangs, how both Lukas and Gabby watch too many dating shows, and what Momo’s weirdest date in NYC was! Don’t worry, we made space for some listeners’ high school drama too, it’s still Meerkats :)Follow Momo on Instagram @alloramomo and on Twitt...2023-03-021h 36Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsGOLD! w/ Allie LawrenceThe Meerkats bring on musical sensation Allie Lawrence to talk bullying younger siblings, cartoon women, standing up for yourself, and more
before their session is interrupted by the ghost of Lukas’s dad. Listeners bring in their romance woes and the gang admires their maturity. Some of you all are doing real communication at 13 — good for you and DON’T take any of the Meerkats’ advice!Follow Allie on Instagram @allielolrence and on Twitter also @allielolrenceCheck out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkatsSubscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTube2023-02-091h 31Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsLukas Needs a BBL w/ Sheria MattisThe meerkats are BACK for another season and so is their returning guest, Sheria! Fibroids, white South Africans, karaoke, f*ckboy defenders, bisexuals
.oh my. Listeners bring in some questionable theories on dinosaurs and Sheria and Gabby cry while Lukas looks on sympathetically. It’s great to be here, the meerkats have missed you!Follow Sheria on Instagram @sheriamattiscomedy and on Twitter @sheriadidthatCheck out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkatsSubscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTubeFollow Lukas @lukastarnold everywhereFollow Gabby @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok and...2023-01-261h 48Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsWhat Happens in VegasLukas and Gabby meet again and commiserate on Gabby’s newfound Karen-ism in the face of homophobia. A classic Lukas-Gabby convo, all they can remember from it is that they talked about queer straight icons. The rest is up to you to hear. Listeners submissions include an absolutely insane unvetted story about Main Menu music and a traumatic high school evacuation. TikTok: @lukastarnold Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermomTwitter: @lukastarnold Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-11-011h 20Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsHaving a Ruck w/ Clara OlshanskyLukas and Gabby meerkat are joined by the wonderful and hilarious Clara, who totally does NOT give off Yale vibes! Clara recalls coming out to their family via theatrical play (a thing Gabby seemed to forget existed) remembers the harrowing two weeks on Twitter when everything was cake, remarks on the peculiar alternate universe of “improv people” and much more. Gabby takes an attachment style quiz, Lukas continues going deeper into the Selling Sunset universe, and Clara steal’s Lukas’s coveted couch spot. Listeners opine on the one thing no one should do while vaping and cause a raucous...2022-05-021h 33Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsM&M Cult w/ Maddie WienerThe meerkats are accompanied by a guest you may have seen on Comedy Central, JFL, and running the high school tech theatre world in NC! Maddie Wiener talks starting comedy as a teenager, the horrors of seeing a serious movie in 4DX, and her sexual awakening for the Jonas Brothers. Lukas reveals his scientology audit rating and retells the story of his worst celebrity encounter, and Gabby shares seemingly all her worst takes. Listener submissions, which are definitely written by real people and not just Lukas and Gabby complimenting themselves,  include a unique riddle, Thanataphobia, and a possible breakup i...2022-04-111h 26Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsHate is Hate w/ Tina SiebenYour meerkats co-hosts, TINA and Lukas, bring you a podcast with a special guest, Gabby Jordan Brown! This episode features an in-depth interview with our Covid-addled guest, Gabby, wondering when she will ever start a podcast of her own. Diversions include Barbies falling out the window, Tina “just checking in,” and thoughts on the Jackass franchise. Listeners submissions devolve into these two lesbos roasting Lukas for his love for community theatre and for combining a listeners two worst fears, and self-perception corner puts our guest’s chaos under a microscope. A great episode and a reminder to not get the fo...2022-03-141h 44Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsSoft Opening w/ Carlos NollaThe Meerkats bring on Lukas's worst nightmare - comedian and roaster who beat him in a battle last year, Carlos Nolla! Together they discuss the ways in which Carlos and Lukas sometimes have issues relating to other men, how Jesus probably was amazing at foreplay, and how uncool they all were in high school after discussing Euphoria. They also enjoy a listener's tale of scaring her nephew with El Cucuy and help another listener deal with a clingy partner. Classic Meerkats episode riding the line between silly and deep. What a fun one! Check it out :) 2022-02-071h 48Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsDigital Wedgies w/ Aran Abilock ClemmonsYou know it’s gonna be a great episode when the hosts and guests say “what is going on?” multiple times. Friend of the pod and notoriously married Aran Abilock Clemmons returns to discuss the naked people in the back of Lukas’s apartment, how Lukas is actually Anne Hathaway, and early fears about what the cops would do if they caught Aran watching p*rn. Listener submissions include 9/11 conspiracy theories and support from a Gen X listener, and Aran revisits his perceptions of us and himself! You don’t want to miss this one, it’s absolutely unhinged! 2022-01-171h 47Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsShrews vs. WenchesGabby and Lukas get serious: they clear the air on their stance on furries, as you've been waiting for. This is a more relaxed episode, no guest because of Omicron giving NYC a big fat hug (rest assured: the meerkats each tested twice before meeting to record. Stay safe.) They go into JK Rowling’s MERCH, Gabby's admiration for Basquiat, and Lukas's mischievous prank on a college professor. They also help a listener deal with omicron safety and another potentially come out to her family as PAN - all in a day's WOK! (get it??? Pan??? Wok??? WE’RE DOIN...2021-12-201h 27Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsB***y in the A**s w/ April ClarkWe’re not gonna lie. This episode of the pod is just Lukas and Gabby trying to keep up. If podcasting is formula 1, comedian April Clark is our Lewis Hamilton. Together she reunites with the friends made at the insurrection, helps educate Lukas on the many varieties of lesbians and Gabby in the definition of so-called bisexual lighting. We also hear the extraordinary story of a listener’s mom who hit a deer with her car into an overhead sign. Bad luck or talent! This was too much to cover in a blurb but it’s an episode you HAVE t...2021-12-061h 24Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsClippy was Hot w/ Claire AlexanderFrom this moment forth, Two Nosy Meerkats is a Claire tribute podcast. BC = Before Claire, AD = Alexander Domain. For real, she’s one of our favorite comedians performing. She explains her admiration of the Kardashians, her advice for a “new direction” Lukas can take his TikTok in, joins Gabby in bragging to Lukas about her “alive dad,” and for some reason brings up all of our woes as theatre children. Woof. But she gives some great advice to a listener on finding the courage to confess their feelings to a recently single gal. Fun fact: this episode was Stephen Sondheim’s...2021-11-291h 21Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsGut Truck w/ Ben BrainardThe meerkats are joined in this episode by the Florida man of the internet, Ben Brainard! Ben and Lukas were on the road doing shows all week before recording this episode, and Lukas smoked him in a music knowledge contest on the drive to NYC, jsyk. They discuss his childhood in Daytona Beach, his experience as the prankster of the army reserves, and Lukas and Gabby nearly join the army just for the massive amount of pockets you get on your uniform. They help a listener deal with vocalizing their feelings even if it's at the expense of some...2021-11-221h 33Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsMeerkats LIVE: Lukas's Birthday ShowOmg, it’s the first meerkats live show — on Lukas’s actual birthday! Lukas describes how even while aging he’s still a pod person, which is like an Amish person with a phone. Gabby revisits her cancellation and vaping in a TJ Maxx. Comedians Sasha Von D, Caleb Clark, Dan Frank, and Chris Shurr chime in with sexual awakenings, which really really go off the rails. The meerkats take amazing listener submissions as always and Lukas DESTROYS a piñata with his bare hands. This show was a blast, and Mom and Pop Meerkat have more live shows to come!2021-05-3151 minTwo Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsEp. 34: Violence is Always The Answer w/ Nadia AlexanderAnother meerkats first this week as they interview their first guest with her own Wikipedia page: actress, writer, and professional basketball player (allegedly) Nadia Alexander! Nadia talks getting into acting at a young age, being type-cast into teenage roles and the perils of clubbing with a really embarrassing celebrity. Lukas finally reveals his master plan to get everyone inside last year so he could become TikTok famous, and Gabby confesses that she’s been getting one celeb name wrong her whole life. Listener submissions bring stories of steamy and sexually confused dreams, jumping back into old relationships, and taxidermy....2021-05-241h 39Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsEp. 33: Stinks in Your HeartThe meerkats get together after their live show most definitely happened to reflect on the death of Lukas’s father. Lukas talks dealing with the complicated emotions around his specific grief, gaining closure at the end of a complicated familial relationship, and how much the responses to his most recent video helped him cope. Gabby brings in stories from a complicated familial death of her own before the meerkats end on a surprise segment and some truly out of pocket listener submissions. If you’ve recently lost a loved one or want to help a friend who has, your meer...2021-05-171h 06Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsEp. 32: Flat Earther Patreon w/ Shatha YasWhat an absolutely delightful interview the meerkats had with comedian and resident smart friend Shatha Yas! Lukas and Gabby pick Shatha’s brain about her work in international relations, getting into standup comedy and of course, skin care routines. Lukas admits he still has a landline and Shatha divulges some of the weird lingo that Harvard University ascribes to otherwise totally normal things. Listeners get into Zoom calls gone wrong, which leads Shatha to recall the story of when her meeting was infiltrated by Russian porn bots, and one writer-in questions if she’s straight or bi, which brings Gabb...2021-05-031h 47Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsEp. 31: Snitch City w/ Molly ClarkYour meerkats welcome comedian and Tik Tok star Molly Clark! Molly and Lukas tell arrest stories (ACAB forever) which brings some insights into their most prominent differences. Gabby is terrified of Lukas’s “skinny” neck, and the pod brings back 9/11 memories. This week’s submissions cause a heated debate about whether or not a listener is in the friend zone, and belly button fears come back to haunt one of our hosts. Self-perception corner gives Molly a more generous read on herself. This is one to watch — don’t miss it! Follow Molly at @highon_molly ...2021-04-261h 33Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsEp. 28: Bowser's Goop w/ Nick CohenYour meerkats are joined this week by comedian, writer, and tall person Nick Cohen! Nick has questions about Tik Tok that only Lukas can answer. It’s unclear if Gabby knows what dementia is. Listeners bring an explanation of an infamous poem from last week (finally!), a question on gift-giving, some fun would you rathers, and a brand new term — “vaxhole.” Nick, Gabby, and Lukas reminisce on producing shows in New York before lockdown in self-perception corner. You won’t want to miss this one!  Follow Nick at @yourtallpal TikTok: @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom2021-04-051h 28Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsEp. 25: Emma, From SyracuseA solo episode with your meerkats today as Lukas and Gabby discuss the recent interview with Harry and Meghan in conversation with Oprah. Listen to them attempt to use codenames but quickly abandon the effort as they read between the lines of the interview. Lukas recounts his own experiences as someone from a mixed-race family, Gabby relates the immigrant experience to Princess Diana’s, and both of them want to suck the glaze off ‘Miss Donuts’ toes, apparently. Listeners also write in with cruise ship lawsuits and true-crime induced phobias! Check it out :) TikTok: @lukastarnold @hipsocce...2021-03-151h 15Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsEp. 17: The Love EpisodeJosh, Lukas’s close friend, is dating an older woman with a young kid. Melissa, a hilarious NYC comedian, happens to be in a loving polycule. MarĂ­a, Gabby’s high school sweetheart (!!) has been in all kinds of relationships, all overlapping since 2013. On this very special ep, Lukas and Gabby interview each of these amazing people and answer everything from how their relationships have changed them personally to whether poly people all share memes in the same group chat.TikTok: @lukastarnold @hipsoccermomInstagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermomTwitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hip_soccer_mom2021-03-082h 07Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsEp. 19: Checker's Gambit w/ Bo BallewThis week, comedian and burgeoning stonk expert Bo Ballew talks to the meerkats about the wild events of January 2021 so far. Lukas gushes over the UK royal family, Gabby pees mid-recording, and Bo circles back on the current life of Rachel Dolezal. Listeners bring Bo, Lukas, and Gabby stories of too many dogs in one house, lucid dreams, and fears around squirting. Follow Bo! - @boboballew TikTok: @lukastarnold @hipsoccermomInstagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermomTwitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hip_soccer_mom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...2021-02-011h 45Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsEp. 13: Pu Raul's Drag Queen w/ Matt AlbinoDelightful as ever is the Meerkats' friend and adorable guest, Matt Albino! Matt, Gabby’s husband of 18 years (it’s true, don’t fact-check it) brings us into his childhood watching the 1994 classic Baby’s Day Out. He regales Lukas and Gabby with a wild tale of his first experience trying comedy, populated by only the host and a Borat impersonator. The first “Legal Gossip” segment comes to the pod, a listener wants to play Minecraft without the incels, and Lukas & Gabby question the perceptions of Self-Perception Corner.   Follow Matt! twitter: @albino_matt instagram: @matt_albeeno...2020-12-141h 49Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsEp. 10: "Mature for Your Age" w/ Aran Abilock-ClemmonsWhat a blast the meerkats had getting accidentally red-pilled with dear friend Aran Abilock Clemmons! Aran divulges on a childhood of getting called “mature for his age” (gay!), helping Lukas realize just how many adults thought he was gay as a child, too.  Conspiracies abound as Lukas recounts lies from his anti-vaxxer dad, Gabby shows her true colors on women in the workplace, and Aran tells us how HE wouldve dealt with the Nazis. This week our listeners fear the sky and cereal, and one lady is mistakenly called a stinky little baby in a public bathroom. Fo...2020-11-231h 35Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsEpisode 8: The Existential Panic EpisodeJust one day before the election was called, Lukas and Gabby try to do a “serious episode” about their loved ones’ personal brushes with COVID and end up mostly talking about Tiffany Trump’s butthole instead - as your meerkats would! Diversions also include #savebarron, vivid political dreams, and celebrities Lukas and Gabby are going to outlive. New audience submission form up next week — in the meantime, please celebrate Trump’s loss safely and masked up!TikTok: @lukastarnold @hipsoccermomInstagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermomTwitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hip_soccer_mom Hosted on Acast. See...2020-11-091h 23Two Nosy MeerkatsTwo Nosy MeerkatsEpisode 5: Skin-deep w/ Alex Kim!Please welcome to the pod our beautiful, handsome skincare expert and yes, also comedian, Alex Kim! Alex, Gabby, and Lukas share their trials and tribulations of trying to make it in NYC comedy while performing at and hosting open mics. Alex takes us through his coming out story, pet peeves, and church retreat debates over the existence of gay giraffes. Gabby brings us back to her Birthright days and Lukas reads off an audience’s nightmare starring him. Our audience writes in (starting at 55:55) with a summer camp legend gone wrong, a fear of flirting, and a threesome for th...2020-10-191h 36CONCERTTALKCONCERTTALKHurra die Welt geht unter Janis und Lukas sitzen jeweils bei sich zu Hause und reden ĂŒber die letzten besuchten Konzerte. Zu einem hĂ€tte Lukas nicht mal mitgehen dĂŒrfen. Und eines sollte mal erwĂ€hnt sein: Es waren aufgrund der aktuellen Situation nicht viele.2020-04-0349 minCONCERTTALKCONCERTTALKEin RĂŒckblick auf die Festivalsaison 2019Ein RĂŒckblick auf die Festivalsaison 2019 Was ein Jahr! 2019 war fĂŒr Janis und Lukas ein ziemlich volles Festivaljahr, Rock am Ring, Hurricane, Deichbrand und andere standen auf dem Programm. Janis foografiert sich die Finger wund, wird von einem KĂ€nguru geweckt und Lukas flirtet auf englisch mit NiederlĂ€nderinnen, leider ist das Dusch-Date mit Elton fĂŒr Lukas nicht zustande gekommen, aber dennoch erinnern sich beide gerne an die vielen musikalischen und außermusikalischen Highlights.2019-12-211h 18CONCERTTALKCONCERTTALKChaos bei Casper & Marteria und Alligatoah in KölnChaos bei Casper & Marteria und Alligatoah in Köln Janis war bei dem Casper & Marteria-Konzert in Essen, wĂ€hrend Lukas bei einem kleinen Techno-Festival ebenfalls in Essen war. Plötzlich ist aber das Wetter umgeschlagen und beide erzĂ€hlen von ihren jeweiligen Erlebnissen. Die Beiden waren außerdem in der Lanxess-Arena bei dem Alligatoah Nachhol-Konzert und sogar Lukas durfte mit seinem Handy im Graben fotografieren, musste sich danach erstmal fĂŒr den Rest des Auftrittes hinsetzen. WĂ€hrend die Beiden sich unterhalten schmeißt Janis ein GummibĂ€rchen in Wein.2019-10-211h 01CONCERTTALKCONCERTTALKWeißer Vino und Massenschwitzen beim Juicy Beats 2019 Wenn man von gefĂŒhlten 39 Grad im Schatten, einem unĂŒbersichtlichem FestivalgelĂ€nde, 19 BĂŒhnen, und einem bunten Mischmasch aus Rap, Pop, Indie, und Elektro spricht, ja, dann spricht man ĂŒber das Dortmunder Juicybeats Festival. Lukas und Janis waren in diesem Jahr beide fĂŒr euch vor Ort und haben im Nachgang doch einiges vom Wochenende zu berichten. Ob Janis, Lukas dieses Mal von Annenmaykantereit ĂŒberzeugen konnte? Dieser und einigen anderen Fragen gehen die beiden in diesem Podcast auf die Spur.2019-09-081h 00CONCERTTALKCONCERTTALK"Podcast ist wie, wenn du am Nebentisch in der Kneipe einem GesprĂ€ch zuhörst" Marco Wandas erster Podcast.Deichbrand Festival 2019 Ihr habt euch schon immer gefragt wie Janis die Frage "Was ist ein Podcast" beantwortet? Und ihr wolltet auch schon immer mal wissen, ob Marco von Wanda Internet zuhause hat? Hier wird's Beantwortet! Neben den beiden Fragen gehen Janis und Lukas noch weitaus wichtigeren Fragen auf den Grund, beispielweise wieso Jared Leto von Thirty Seconds to Mars jedes mal wieder GĂ€nsehaut bei Janis auslöst, welche Band Lukas aus dem Lineup nicht aussprechen kann, wieso Lukas von Adam Angst enttĂ€uscht war, und vor allem wieso Janis und Lukas schon um 12 Uhr Morgens Kniebeugen machen mussten.2019-08-242h 02The Imperative Narrative PodcastThe Imperative Narrative PodcastS1E1 - Lukas & KurtLukas Arnold (GlassLight Films) and Kurt Kamphausen (Kurt Productions) share their creative background, experience in the film industry and future projects and goals.2019-08-0359 min