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Hanksy Panksy21 - Speed 2: My Cousin JasonThe boys are back at it with Speed 2, which like. Weirdly features the high seas? And Sandy B? It's a wild one, so strap in and prepare for jokes and japes like: An upper decker you'll remember, Siegel & Son Hole Fillers, the infamous hot dog pizza, Senator Tune Man, and a pretty big name drop.
2025-09-171h 07
Hanksy Panksy19 - A Time to Kill: Too Many GrandadsThe boys are once again in the courtroom (a favorite of theirs), this time with Sandy B via the mid-90's hit A Time to Kill. We aren't gonna sugarcoat it, this one gets pretty heavy and pretty earnest. But that doesn't mean there's a shortage of goofs! Topics include: Sam putting his foot down, ethics steaks, CostCo hotdogs, the manager of a certain Staples, Mickey Mousekiwitz, and a particularly brainy sexy lamp.
2025-07-301h 17
Hanksy Panksy17 - The Net: The Daddy ZoneThe boys love a good 90's romp through the Internet, which is why they're (eventually) excited to be talking about 1995's The Net, starring Sandy B. ASL? Lol! That's right, jokes are very topical this week and include: Bobbee, subrelations, Sam is a trad hubs, Russian literature, the no kisses pie and car can't get you on boat!
2025-07-021h 17
Hanksy Panksy16 - While You Were Sleeping: Introducing Power CreamThe fellas head on back to Rom-Com Land, this time with While You Were Sleeping, starring none other than Sandy B, our favorite baked bean. That's right, prepare to get all emotionally invested in this week's episode. Jokes including (but not limited to): Plato's Cavity, Luke's Northeast Cah-Nah, the Void Boy, echoes & thunder, and whether or not you will commit to this podcast(?).
2025-06-181h 12
Hanksy Panksy15 - Speed: Kiss the ClamsThe boys are gettin' back on the bus with Speed, starring Sandy B. and a real up and coming so-and-so, one Mr. Keanu Reeves. Yes, that's right folks, Sam & Luke are back at it again -- and they will not be going under 50 MPH this time around! Jokes and japes include: ISP static, bailing pretty hard, PB&J as lubricant, dino juices, and a surprising amount of clams.
2025-06-041h 08
Hanksy Panksy14 - Fire on the Amazon: JuicesThe boys are roaring back from hiatus now that Luke is settled in the great snowy north. That's right folks, they're back in the saddle and riding hard with... Fire on the Amazon? Wait, no, that can't be right! Who would come back from hiatus with a dud like this one! How'd it go? Only one way to find out, with goofs including: Just a little hit of the good stuff, a title for two times, the ol' Rise & Grind, mustache chatter, Smell-O-Vision, and Cincinnasty.
2025-05-211h 09
Hanksy PanksyMovies I'd Like to Finish Finale: Magic MikeSam and McKenna are closing things out with a bang, watching 2012's Magic Mike! Put on your best banana hammock and your most gyrate-able music for the wild finale of Movies I'd Like to Finish! Prepare yourselves for topics like: Tatum talk, best and worst songs, Mom Brain, and determining the perfect Mom Movie.
2025-05-071h 00Hanksy PanksyMovies I'd Like to Finish: Out of AfricaSam and McKenna are back on the mom movie hunt with 1985s Out of Africa! Topics this week include: bedtime fading, a modern french retelling, and a call out to Luke
2025-04-3050 minHanksy PanksyMovies I'd Like to Finish: Ocean's 11Sam and McKenna are back for a quick hit on Ocean's 11, emphasis on quick! That's right, your intrepid parent podcasters are tired and dying to play some games, so they're busting out a fast and chaotic episode with goofs like: too many distractions, stressed and pressured energy, McKenna wants to play her game, and one helluva heist.
2025-04-2340 minHanksy PanksyMovies I'd Like to Finish: The Mountain Between UsMcKenna and Sam are back behind the mic this week with 2017's The Mountain Between Us. Boil some snow and ration your almonds because this weeks topics include: McKenna's current games, Sam's flight school, and a lot of Noah Wyle love.
2025-04-1659 minHanksy PanksyMovies I'd Like to Finish: The BirdcageMcKenna and Sam are back with Movies I'd Like to Finish! This week's entertainment brings you 1996's The Birdcage! Take your Pirin Tablets because this week's topics include: Stormageddon, two tired parents, and a conversation about comedy.
2025-04-0954 minHanksy PanksyMovies I'd Like to Finish: StepmomSam and McKenna are back behind the mic with 1998's Stepmom. Join your new family for topics like: high emotions, a proposal history, an ageless cast, and a Thanksgiving play that just keeps on giving.
2025-04-0255 minHanksy PanksyMovies I'd Like to Finish: The River WildSam and McKenna are taking their first step in discovering the elements of a Mom movie with 1994's The River Wild! Grab your life vest and your raft because these two are floating topics like: a new space, bellybutton rubbing, a special Siegel vacation, and that one time in New York.
2025-03-2653 minHanksy PanksyMovies I'd Like to Finish: The GodfatherSam and McKenna are jumping into a new miniseries while Luke is moving, and to begin their search for the elements of the quintessential Mom movie, they're starting with...The Godfather? That's right, they're tackling the Dad-est flick around to understand what makes a parent-specific film. Grab your hat and your cannoli for topics like: Pro Gamer McKenna, the wrong time to pet a kitty, Old Man Sam, the elements of a Dad Movie, and a very abrupt end.
2025-03-1947 min
Hanksy Panksy05 - Demolition Man: Foot Locker 7Salutations, joy-joy listeners! Greetings from the early 2030's, where the boys are graciously inspecting the wellness of Demolition Man, starring none other than Sandra Bullock. Yes, that's right, things are about to get dystopian... but in a smiley way! Topics this week include: Sam's status as a literal rat, elevator shafts / balls of fire, Gun Corner, the merits of a kangaroo court, selling seashells by the seashore, and Master Donut.
2025-03-121h 14
Hanksy Panksy02 - Who Shot Pat?: High School MortgagesThe boys are hittin' the bricks for this walkabout episode of Hanksy Panksy. That's right, you get to stroll with the fells (and Wee Baby Keanu) as they dissect the intricacies of Who Shot Pat?, a pretty mid flick starring none other than Sandy B. Topics this week include: additional Tubi talk, cars that cut it close, a critical fifth of a body double, Flannel Guy, and a revealing confession from Luke.
2025-01-2940 minHanksy Panksy92 - The Wee Baby Louis: One YearJoin Sam and McKenna once again for the one year update on their not-so-wee Baby Louis! Watch out, this one is pretty earnest but loaded with fun insights into new-ish parenthood. Topics include: navigating sleep, postpartum anxiety, and doing anything to make a baby laugh.
2025-01-011h 20Hanksy PanksyPATREON FEED DROP: Mackin' at the MoviesThis week the boys wanted to do something a little special for you folks as we head into the Holidays. That's right, you get a sneak peek at what's been happening over on the Patreon! So grab some popcorn and get excited for episode 1 of "Mackin' at the Movies", a particularly spicy series brought to you by Sam & McKenna. This time covering... Bee Movie?!If you like what you're hearing, you too can become a patron and gain access to an entire mountain of additional Hanksy content over at:https://patreon.com/hanksypanksy
2024-12-0456 minHanksy Panksy89 - PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS: Little Mermaid 2The guys are opting outdoors with this week's Pretty Pretty Princess entry on Little Mermaid 2. So grab a puffy jacket, put on a cap and head for the streets with the fellas as they go on a super serious Boyz Stroll! Jokes may be fully out of the room this time, but they've still got goofs, including: a departure from Daddy Dwayne, Sam about to get us all murdered, a super busy boy, a super dieseled merman, octopus people drugs, and Eric's relationship to other European nobles.
2024-11-2040 minHanksy Panksy88 - EMERGENCY BROADCAST: HereYou aren't imagining things, the boys really did head to the cinema this week to see Tom Hanks' latest installment, Here (2024). Setup a camera and DO NOT TOUCH IT, because this time the fellas are talkin': dinosaur inaccuracies, painting the Sistine Chapel, Conspiracy Corner, a certain belly button, the importance of fiber (again) and Captain Sam's distress book.
2024-11-061h 19Hanksy Panksy84 - SPECIAL EPISODE: The Pals HoleHave you ever wanted to just hang back and shoot the breeze with the boys? Well, here's your opportunity! That's right folks, they aren't talking about anything cinematic. It's just a good, old-fashioned hang time with the fellas. Topics include: Getting hit by a Peterbilt, Sam's gotta fever, WWE for babies and a LOT of truck talk.
2024-09-1154 min
Hanksy PanksyFEED DROP: Horror Hut - Shaun of the Dead (2004)Do you wish you had more Horror Hut in your life? Good news! Jaci & Luke have spun it off into its own podcast! Ride along as they continue to dissect every horror flick referenced in the Scream franchise. New episodes out every other week -- now available on all your favorite pod catchers.Links:Apple PodcastsSpotifyOriginal episode description: Jaci & Luke return, this time taking a look at the horror-comedy classic that is Shaun of the Dead (2004). Grab a cricket bat and go save your mum, because this...
2024-08-071h 09
Hanksy Panksy79 - Bill & Ted Face the Music: S.M.A.S.H.The boys are once again headed to San Dimas, presumably for the final time with Bill & Ted Face the Music, a movie starring Keanu Reeves. This week the chaps are ready to rock out and rock out HARD. Jokes and japes include: Ampersand confusion, Cocomelon home invasion fantasies, the Apple Pleasure Pro, a reclaimed facial hair style and the Countdown Clock.PS: Here's a link to the album Luke was talking about, for all the cool kids:https://open.spotify.com/album/0hDe37XgWFyWVYv5BoOQeG
2024-06-051h 02
Hanksy Panksy77 - Always Be My Maybe: The Diaper DestroyerThe boys are headed on over to Always Be My Maybe this week, starring a lot of people that aren't Keanu Reeves. But also, Keanu Reeves is here! The chaps have a great watch this time with jokes including: Sam's caffeine journey, dancing while high, Gubi chairs, Luke's new glasses, casting Keanu in any movie and walk-on music for infants.
2024-05-0852 minHanksy Panksy75 - FEED UPDATE: Release Schedule ChangesLuke gives a quick update on the future of Hanksy Panksy, but don't worry! It's all good news! No goofs this week, just a quick blast of info from the boys. Thanks for being such a lovely audience, and we'll catch you next week with John Wick: Chapter 3!
2024-04-1701 min
Hanksy Panksy73 - HORROR HUT REUNION: The Neon DemonYou read that right folks, the Horror Hut is back in session! This time covering a movie that Sam didn't wanna watch with (a little bit) of our good good boy Keanu Reeves. Throw on a super fancy outfit and walk the runway, with jokes and topics including: A toofie review, the ideal time to go to the movie theater, spicy brain food, breakdowns of various horror genres, and as always, more Randy Rules.
2024-04-031h 06
Hanksy Panksy72 - Destination Wedding: Is Lamp?Pack a bag and head on down to California, because the boys are very much avoiding talking about Destination Wedding in this week's episode. Join the fellas as they round the corner and get a look at the home stretch of the Keanu season! Jokes including: TV Talk, more Lone-Love-Leave, a Hemsworth-sized extraction, one extremely haunted thatch roof and Sam has to be super quiet.
2024-03-271h 01Hanksy Panksy71 - Mazes & Monsters: Pass the SturgeonIt's an EXTRA special episode this week as the boy's dip once again into friendlier waters with TOM "NASTY MAN" HANKS! That's right, the chaps are watching a movie they overlooked, Mazes & Monsters. Put on a stupid hat, get out your gaming dice, and head on back to college for this victory lap, with jokes including: Luke's neighbors are up to something, a little bit of spicy content for the folks at home, The Wizard returns, and a Conspiracy Corner for the ages.
2024-03-201h 14
Hanksy Panksy70 - Siberia: Tauntaun StankThe boys are back at it with Keanu again, this time covering Siberia. Throw on a coat and grab a bottle of vodka because we're going to ... largely avoid the movie! That's right, jokes and japes are mostly not centered on the grim deed itself, instead covering: Swinging for the fences with Game of Thrones, a fresh look at Dwayne, Luke's new books, Estonian tech companies, and the miracle of the flattest tie possible.
2024-03-131h 11
Hanksy Panksy69 - John Wick 2: Business or Pleasure?Finally the day we've all been waiting for has come! The boys have a full-on Wick Week this time with 2017's John Wick 2. That's right folks, things are murderous and explosive with jokes including: Sam's return to the gun range, Manitowoc's best crack shot, more movie guessin', a certain oddly-shaped knife with a flared base, and for the first time ever, a deep dive into the Wickverse.
2024-03-061h 05
Hanksy Panksy67 - The Bad Batch: Butt SteakThe boys are continuing to revel in Sam's return, even though the movie itself? Bit of a challenging watch. Jump in a golf cart and drive through the wastelands of Texas, because it's time to boogie with 2016's The Bad Batch. Jokes this week include: The choicest (human) cuts, a certain desert factory, not enough extras, an agitated watch and more Lone, Leave & Love.
2024-02-211h 01
Hanksy Panksy66 - The Whole Truth: French Gator LawSam is fully back in the saddle and bringing SO MUCH Dad Energy. Join the fellas as they dissect this week's return to Keanu form with The Whole Truth. Jokes and japes include: Too many hours in a day, laugh experimentation, Jeffrey Bezbos' Wonderful World of Streaming, Sam Wick, and the Perjury Parish.
2024-02-141h 04
Hanksy Panksy65 - Horror Hut Finale: Sam's Thinkin' He's BackIn the Horror Hut finale, the WHOLE gang is taking a look at Scream, otherwise known as Scream 5. Yes, that's right folks: Sam is back in the saddle! Join Luke, Jaci & our newly-minted poppa Sam as they discuss: Bowl shenanigans, Santa Fe's high witness protection population, Amish popcorn, a distinct lack of Jiffy Pop and the scariest movies they've ever seen.
2024-02-071h 05Hanksy Panksy63 - Introducing: The Wee Baby Keanu!cw: miscarriageHanksy Panksy and Sam (briefly) return for a sweet special! Listen along to Sam and McKenna recount the birth of their baby in this sappy and earnest episode. Topics include: pregnancy cravings, anxiety, hospital stays, c-sections, lots of crying, and a very special sandwich.
2024-01-241h 46
Hanksy Panksy62 - Horror Hut: FrankensteinThe Horror Hut returns while Sam is on parental leave, this week covering 1931's Universal classic Frankenstein! Spooks and scares abound, so put on a mad scientist outfit an reanimate a corpse while we cover: Totally Not Igor, the best character actor in 1931, Victor's stolen limelight, and being completely ready for your closeup.
2024-01-171h 06
Hanksy Panksy56 - Horror Hut: CarrieWelcome back to Hanksy Panksy Horror Hut, where we watch movies referenced in Scream until Sam returns from parental leave! This week we're covering 1976's horror classic Carrie, dipping our toes for the first time into the Stephen King universe. Ride along as we discuss: prom night shenanigans, paint bucket injuries, gratuitous nudity, car explosions and more genre fiction definitions.
2023-12-131h 03
Hanksy Panksy54 - Horror Hut: PsychoSam's still out for parental leave, which means Luke & Jaci are heading back to the Horror Hut, this time with 1960's Psycho. Enjoy a melange of Hitchcockian horror as they dissect: what makes a slasher a slasher, what even is horror, that time Ghostface was super wrong, this week's favorite kills and what actually gives us the willies, anyway?
2023-11-291h 00
Hanksy Panksy53 - Horror Hut: Scream Part OneSam is heading out for parental leave, which means the boys are kicking off something new... Something spooky! Yes, that's right folks. Hanksy Panksy is temporarily a horror podcast with the first episode of Luke's Horror Hut, a podcast within a podcast. Put on a mask and get to stabbing because this week we're doing Scream! Jokes include: Politely asking cats to just not, over the pants stuff, some pineapple talk, Matthew Lillard appreciation, and some genuine sappiness.
2023-11-221h 04
Hanksy Panksy50 - John Wick: God's Perfect GunWick Week is finally here, and boy howdy are the chaps excited! Put on a bulletproof vest and start packin', because things are about to get absolutely wild in here. Jump in a '69 Mustang and head down to the Continental for goofs including: Sam can't speak Russian, the problems of physical media, squeezing off more than a few rounds, a left-handed delivery, Slavic Swedes, and a potential angelic presence.
2023-11-011h 01
Hanksy Panksy47 - Generation Um: SAG Tapas RatesThe lads get behind the wheel of a beat-up station wagon and haul some obnoxious folks around town in this week's review of Generation Um, starring Keanu Reeves. The shocks are out and the gas tank is empty on this one, with goofs including: Sam's time as Joe Camel, Hulk smashing over grilled onions, how to fairly pay your actors with Spanish cuisine, and just a hint of kitty kisses.
2023-10-1158 min
Hanksy Panksy43 - The Day the Earth Stood Still: Hypobolic?The boys are traveling the stars and making first contact with this week's episode on The Day the Earth Stood Still, starring Keanu Reeves. Be the eyes and ears of the President, jump in a spaceship and wear a really nice suit, because goofs this week include: Penn Station cuisine (again), Sam's floors, thick and slippery goo, intergalactic negotiations, and a new straight-to-business attitude.
2023-09-131h 01
Hanksy Panksy41 - The Lake House: Simmering MeatloafThe boys head back to Chicago for some time-bending madness with this week's episode on The Lake House, starring Keanu Reeves! Start scribbling and put your heart in a mailbox, because the jokes are heating up. Goofs include: The Plot Dog, more house renovation revelations, a new way to cook your meat, a three-record day, and Sam draws kind of a lot.
2023-08-301h 03Hanksy PanksyPatreon Feed Drop: Journey 2: The Center of the City Season 2 - The Relationship PlaceScheduling conflicts win again this week, so enjoy a feed drop from the Patreon in which Sam and McKenna cover season 2 of And Just Like That!The hit husband-and-wife podcast is back! That's right, folks, Sam and McKenna are hailing a cab back to the Center of the City with Season 2, Episode 1 of And Just Like That! Cringe along for topics like bad stand-up, character dynamics, a wasteland of content, and fashion chat.Mentioned in this episode:Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots...
2023-08-0225 min
Hanksy Panksy33 - Matrix Reloaded: Betty Crocker's Secret RecipeThe boys are once again heading for Zion, this time with the Matrix: Reloaded! Join a crew and start broadcasting, because these goofs aren't simulated at all. Jokes this week include: Sam's half suit, a new media format, PS2 Keanu, a very special pie, muddin' lovin', and Colonel Sanders talks too much.
2023-07-0559 min
Hanksy Panksy31 - Hardball: The Onion Ring FinishThe boys are at it again this week, this time with Hardball, starring Keanu Reeves. Put on a glove and jump in the outfield, because this one is all about baseball (much to Sam's chagrin). Jokes include: Very large men, some choice gambler names, a Penn Station debacle, an ultimate aphrodisiac, and letters from the listeners.
2023-06-211h 04
Hanksy Panksy30 - Sweet November: Hot Box My TaxiThe boys are heading back to the world of romantic comedy, this time with a flick starring Keanu Reeves! Grab your popcorn and bring some tissues, because things are about to be ... pretty touching? Jokes this week include: Sam's couch struggles, a popsicle biter, happy trail apologetics, tales of gastric woe, and Bezos' subscriptions gone wild.
2023-06-141h 06Hanksy PanksyPatreon Feed Drop: What's Up Doc?The boys had to take a break this week, so enjoy the first ever (!) Patreon exclusive they recorded!The boys pack their identical plaid overnight bags and head to San Francisco for 1972's What's Up, Doc? starring Barbara Streisand and Ryan O'Neal! Picked at the behest of Tuck, this throwback of a throwback treats Sam and Luke the only way Babs knows how. Jokes include: a marathon plot, Babs' pipes, a very sick judge, and one rascal of a director!Mentioned in this episode:Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one...
2023-06-0758 min
Hanksy Panksy28 - The Gift: Poop Pipe to NarniaThe boys have been given the power of foresight with this week's episode on The Gift, starring Keanu Reeves! They're giving out fortune readings and telling you when you're gonna die, with jokes including: A little bit of ghost talk, more breakfast foods, Sam's flaccid watch experience, uncertainty around The Rock, and an approximately correct hair style.
2023-05-311h 00
Hanksy Panksy27 - The Watcher: Powdered ShellfishThe boys are huntin' a killer this week with The Watcher, starring Keanu Reeves. Grab your red string and badge, because things are about to get inquisitive. Jokes this week including: Seattle's Best Place to Get Murdered, Luke's kryptonite, a big wet surprise and Keanu doing a little dance.Mentioned in this episode:Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology
https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/
2023-05-241h 09
Hanksy Panksy26 - The Replacements: Ship a WinnerOnce again the fellas are headed to the gridiron, this time with ... Keanu Reeves, of all people? Cross the picket line and bust up a union, because these gents are comedy scabs. Jokes including: FedEx Kink-Ohs!, Keanu is left-handed, Sam's food journey, hormonal polyester, jock rock reductionism and updates on Dwayne "The Johnson" Johnson.Mentioned in this episode:Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology
https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/
2023-05-171h 01
Hanksy Panksy24 - Devil's Advocate: Siegel School of Comedy BricksThe boys are litigating for lower powers this week with Devil's Advocate, starring the elusive Keanu Reeves! Head on down to the courtroom and do some discovery, with jokes including: Al Pacino's shower thoughts, a pretty big love bite, the incorrect number of holes, Keanu's mostly-there accent, and some mild foot stuff.Mentioned in this episode:Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology
https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/
2023-05-031h 02
Hanksy PanksyFEED DROP: Greeced Lightning - TroyThe boys are taking a break this week due to a natural disaster in their area. So this week we're doing a feed drop with Greeced Lightning, a history podcast starring yer bois and Dr. Sara Hales-Brittain. Here's the details:In the series premier of Greeced Lightning, Dr. Sara Hales-Brittain, Luke Patrick, and Sam Siegel begin their deep dive into ancient Greek mythology by breaking down the legend of the Trojan War. Dr. Hales-Brittain teaches Luke and Sam about the epic cycle, Paris' past, and how much the movie Troy failed.Mentioned in this episode:
2023-04-051h 16
Hanksy Panksy11 - Point Break: Welcome to MooseportThe boys are back in the 90's with the absolute classic Point Break, starring Keanu Reeves! They're diving through the sky and surfing those killer breaks, with jokes this week including: Sam's continued transformation, you'll know 'em when you see 'em, Billy Idaho, one wet city boy, surf confusion and Harvard's bid for the championship.Mentioned in this episode:Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology
https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/
2023-02-011h 02
Hanksy Panksy05 - Dangerous Liaisons: Eau de PikachuThe boys are getting fancy and vindictive with this week's movie, 1988's Dangerous Liaisons. Some might say Keanu Reeve's part in the movie is small, but the fellas say... well, it's pretty small. All the same, jokes include: rubbin' some dirt in it, a new Keanu Quest, a GameBoy out of time and space, and a turning point for Sam.Mentioned in this episode:Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology
https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/
2022-12-211h 00
Hanksy Panksy01 - River's Edge: The Knife BeerThe boys are back with a BRAND NEW season! Hop aboard Season 3 as they take a deep dive on Keanu Reeves. Yes, that's right, it's Honor Among Reeves time, baybee! The fellas are kicking things off with 1986's River's Edge, starring Keanu and all his friends. Jokes include: Luke's new tombstone, Tom Hanks accent work, Camping Keanu, and kids driving vehicles for the long haul.Mentioned in this episode:Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology
https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/
2022-11-231h 02
Hanksy Panksy53 - (Twilight) New Moon: Nice Guy Biker GuyThe boys are back in Forks, WA with the second installment in the Twilight Saga, New Moon. Jump on a plane to Italy and sparkle in the sun while the fellas goof about topics like: the Brood Machine 3000, Sam giving up on therapy, more Jeffrey Beezbos talk, some unclear pants action, and an update on Team Jacob.Mentioned in this episode:Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology
https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/
2022-09-211h 04
Hanksy PanksyEMERGENCY BROADCAST: PinocchioCarve a boy out of wood and grab your goldfish, the boys are headed out on a grand adventure with 2022's Pinocchio remake, starring Thomas Hanks. Be prepared to smash several clocks with goofs including: donkey meat byproducts, more accent work, Sam's miserable watch, and gallons of green screen.Mentioned in this episode:Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology
https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/
2022-09-141h 06Hanksy Panksy44 - My Boss's Daughter: Can't Believe It's Not ButtLuke is still a government in exile this week, and Sam is absolutely beat down by this flick. Yes folks, the boys have consumed 2003's My Boss's Daughter, a movie starring Ashton Kutcher and Tara Reid. Jokes this week include: Sam's very cruel wife, fun things to do with margarine, an owl on cocaine, Jared Kushner's brother and an unhealthy amount of pee.
Mentioned in this episode:Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology
https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/
2022-07-2056 minHanksy Panksy43 - What Women Want: Our Pal COVIDYou read that title right, dear listener. The boys are both covering 2000's What Women Want and dealing with an outbreak! Luke is very sick this week and doesn't have the right audio equipment, so buckle up for a rough ride. Join the fellas as they dissect topics like: the proper recording angle, Mel Gibson's mind powers, what's up with dogs, and Sam defends a rom-com.
Mentioned in this episode:Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology
https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/
2022-07-1344 min
Hanksy Panksy42 - Bad Romance: Blue LagoonThe boys are kicking off their Bad Romance series, in which they watch terrible romance movies picked by Sam's wife. Get ready for so much smoochin', beginning this week with 1980's Blue Lagoon: a move you should NOT watch. Jokes include: a very special rock, the perm of a lifetime, the guy flying the plane, sticky kissin', and more references to a certain politician with a certain flavor of marriage.
Mentioned in this episode:Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology
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2022-07-061h 09
Hanksy PanksyJourney 2: The Center of the CityThe boys are still on break, so enjoy another Patreon Exclusive - Journey 2: The Center of the City!
And just like that, the Siegels watched all of the Sex and the City canon. Strap on your best heels because Sam and McKenna are breaking it all down, with goofs including: an evil crown, how woke is too woke, our boy Steve, and a challenging game of "Would You Rather?"
Mentioned in this episode:Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology
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2022-06-221h 30
Hanksy PanksyNow This is Podcasting!: Episode OneThe boys are taking a much-needed break this week, so enjoy the first episode of the Patreon Exclusive series Now This is Podcasting!
Grab your Astromech droid and strap in because Luke and Sam watched the Star Wars prequels! Join them for this shockingly earnest miniseries, with goofs including: the worst disguise, bad sand, a very cool kid, and a whole lotta lightsaber love!
Mentioned in this episode:Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology
https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/
2022-06-151h 39
Hanksy Panksy31 - Jumanji (Welcome to the Jungle): Jonas BonusBe careful with that board game, because this week the boys are getting hot and steamy with 2017's Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. Starring Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, Kevin Hart and Karen Gillan. Join Sam & Luke for another late night missive full of japes, including: a difficult Jonas question, a not-quite sequel pitch, some heart for Kevin Hart, more pee-related content, and the hottest Dwayne Johnson news, fresh off the press!
Mentioned in this episode:Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology
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2022-04-201h 06
Hanksy Panksy27 - Central Intelligence: The Most Interesting Man in the WorldThe boys put on a disguise (and a fanny pack) to do some spying with 2016's Central Intelligence, starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Kevin Hart, and special guest Aaron Paul! Enjoy a wealth of tangents as the fellas dodge the movie like Neo, with jokes including: How to properly cook beans, more plane talk with Sam, unicorn murder, a big truck tease, and way too much bumper sticker chatter.
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2022-03-231h 02
Hanksy Panksy23 - Fast & Furious 6: An Open RelationshipThe boys strap into some very fast cars with this week's episode on Fast & Furious 6, starring ... well, you know! It's a Fast & Furious movie! Do some street racing with the lads as they cover topics including: Vin Diesel's weird relationship, another steak fight, the return of the Breakfast Wizard, and more plane talk with Sam.
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2022-02-231h 06
Hanksy Panksy21 - Empire State: Detective BeefyThe boys head to the Big Apple for 2013's direct-to-DVD film, Empire State: starring Liam Hemsworth, Emma Roberts and yer boi "Dwayne" The Rock Johnson. They get down and dirty with some Queens accents, with jokes including: an incredibly stupid map, a robbery kink that keeps on giving, Hemsworth cloning technology, Dwyane's lack of choking out Sam, and even more Sex and the City talk.
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2022-02-0927 min
Hanksy Panksy12 - Race to Witch Mountain: Mr. StankThe boys take a cab all the way to victory this week, as they explore 2009's Race to Witch Mountain, starring yer boi Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson! Experience the thrills and spills as the chaps deal with topics like: Sam's horrible cold, similarities to other Disney films, Fortnights(?), and going full Eleven on some folks.
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2021-12-151h 18
Hanksy Panksy10 - The Game Plan: Elvis Has Left the BuildingThe boys once again slap on some pads, but this time to do some parenting! Play along as they explore 2007's The Game Plan, starring Dwayne Johnson, Madison Pettis, and Kyra Sedgwick. This episode's goofs are PG rated, and include: A whole lotta Elvis, some very special burgers, Sam's geriatric watch, and the Adonis of the ballet.
Programming Note: Sometimes Luke's audio cut out and he couldn't hear Sam. So if there are long pauses, just bear with us.
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2021-12-011h 07
Hanksy Panksy03 - The Rundown: Threatened by PeeThe boys head on down to the Amazon for 2003's The Rundown, starring The Rock, Rosario Dawson, Christopher Walken, and some other people -- some of which Sam deeply hates. Grab a mosquito net, because this week's episode is gonna get tropical, with jokes including: more people wrestling The Rock, a familial firearm, a truly terrible sequel, and Sam's continued vocal experiments.
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2021-10-131h 01Hanksy Panksy49 - The Circle: HoleSearchThe boys go online this week with 2017's The Circle, starring Emma Watson and The Hanks. Friend the fellas and throw them a smile, because this episode is all about social media -- and its consequences. Jokes include: snugglable facial hair, how to steal a kayak, Sam taking too many notes, and a truly revolutionary reinvention of the film itself.
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2021-06-161h 01Hanksy Panksy45 - Bridge of Spies: Polygraph BoysPut on a disguise and breakout the spy gadgetry, it's time to do 2015's Bridge of Spies! Back your bags for East Berlin this week, because the boys are going all-in on some spy craft and large oil paintings of Tom Hanks. Jokes include: Luke on the polygraph machine, exactly which breakfast foods are most sumptuous, one very frowny man, and several runny noses.
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2021-05-1956 min
Hanksy Panksy42 - Cloud Atlas: Six Centuries of RageThe boys span timeless multitudes and expand their consciousness with 2012's Cloud Atlas. Starring Tom Hanks and Halle Berry, come along for the ride as the boys explore topics like: Tom Hanks smoking weed, yet more horrible racism, truly horrendous teeth, even more horrendous accents, and Sam's unstoppable rage.
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2021-04-281h 11Hanksy Panksy38 - Toy Story 3: The Toyverse ReloadedThe boys head back to the Toyverse for 2010's Toy Story 3. Jokes include: Sam's peculiarly nostalgic watch, further explorations into toy death, one really terrible baby, and even more discussion about airport arrest records.
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2021-03-311h 02
Hanksy Panksy37 - Angels & Demons: IlluminaughtyThrow on a smock and get a Mr. Nasty-style haircut, because it's time for more Da Vinci Code, y'all! The boys watch 2009's Angels & Demons, starring Tom Hanks, Ewan McGregor, and Ayelet Zurer. Jokes include: The Parachutin' Pope, a string of inconsistencies, LHC-infused humor and one very mythical quest for completion.
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2021-03-241h 02Hanksy Panksy36 - The Great Buck Howard: Let's Make a Porno!The boys put on some top hats and get magical with 2008's The Great Buck Howard, starring a lot of people that aren't Tom Hanks. We'll be honest, there's not a lot of Tom in this one, but we hope you like Colin! Jokes include: The proper filling for a bathtub, a janky YouTube watch, and a sequel pitch that's really more of a remaster.
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2021-03-1757 minHanksy Panksy35 - Charlie Wilson's War: Belly Button ShenanigansThe boys get into some serious covert operations with 2007's Charlie Wilson's War, starring Tom Hanks, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Amy Adams and Julia Roberts. Jokes include: available witch services, interesting ways to approach a belly button, more nipple play, and yet another wandering accent from the main man himself.
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2021-03-101h 02
Hanksy Panksy34 - The Da Vinci Code: Water into WhineThe boys pack a bag and head on over to the Louvre for Ron Howard's 2006 entry, The Da Vinci Code. Listen along for a truly grotesque Tom Hanks haircut, and: tightening the knife garter, explorations of a Swiss bank, things that are one thing but suddenly another, and an absolute metric ton of Conspiracy Corner. This one's got it all!
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2021-03-031h 02
Hanksy Panksy33 - The Polar Express: Choo Choo to SantagradThe boys find two tickets and take a ride on 2004's The Polar Express, heading deep into the uncanniest of valleys. Jokes include: The absolutely wrong way to make a face, communist Santa Claus, some disturbing toys, enter the Polarverse and even more dessert-filled animal talk.
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2021-02-2400 min
Hanksy Panksy32 - The Terminal: Don't Touch the Tucci!The boys fly into Gate 67 for 2004's The Terminal, starring Tom Hanks, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Stanley Tucci. Chill at the food court with the boys and have a cheeky Burger King while they joke about: One incredibly good accent, a certain jelly-filled animal, Stanley Tucci's aprons, and what really happened to Napoleon.
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2021-02-1758 min
Hanksy Panksy31 - The Ladykillers: Steel SphincterThe boys plan a heist and count the shares with 2004's The Ladykillers. Fair warning, this was not a fun watch for the chaps. Jokes include: a man's incredible ability to dam up his own body, what exactly is wrong with Tom's mouth zone, a suspiciously desperate truck salesman, and the world's most wandering accent.
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2021-02-1047 min
Hanksy Panksy30 - Catch Me If You Can: Two Mice Fell in a BucketThe boys fake a passport and head to the airport for 2002's Catch Me If You Can, starring Leo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks. This one's a weird one, with jokes including: Tom's horrible accent, a certain lack of fluids, hotel gift shop playing cards, and about two game shows too many. Put on a convincing disguise and deadhead this flight!
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2021-02-0353 minHanksy Panksy29 - Road to Perdition: The GrizzlingIt's morning in America and the boys are groggy as they take in 2002's mobster drama Road to Perdition. Tune in as the boys still can't tweet and observe a real-time grizzling. Jokes include: Jude Law's mane, Mr. Nitty Capone, and a new friend with some powerful passions.
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2021-01-2758 minHanksy Panksy28 - Cast Away: Emotional Support VolleyballThe boys head back to the South Pacific for 2000's FedEx product-placement romp, Cast Away. Jokes include more piss talk, an X-Ray of Mister Nasty, a surprise package delivery, and a brand new friend with a real big hat. Come on down to the island for some soft breezes and chill goofs!
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2021-01-2059 min
Hanksy Panksy27 - Hanks in the Rear-View: The 90'sThe boys experience a strange series of YouTube clips spanning 40 years of Tom Hanks, with guest filmmaker and comedian Joe Lusby. Jokes include: The natural mullet, Tom Hanks in the statue void, one seriously bootleg Bosom Buddies episode, and a glorious choke-slam.
Catch Joe Lusby at: https://www.twitch.tv/superneat12345
Video playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCUDapnSS7EwWNP8fJsaXOXUuIs1tGCkA
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2021-01-131h 24
Hanksy Panksy26 - The Green Mile: The Breakfast WizardThe boys take a trip down to Louisiana for 1999's Stephen King adaptation, The Green Mile. We'll be honest, they truly struggle to talk about the move this time around. But jokes and japes include: More IMDB facts from McKenna, a troubling infection, stage prop water bottles, and Sams' horrible, no good, very bad movie list.
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2021-01-0657 min
Hanksy Panksy25 - Toy Story 2: The Toyverse ReloadedThe boys head back to the playroom for 1999's Toy Story 2, with an even deeper dive into the metaphysical nature of what it means to be a toy. Jokes include: some airport stuff, exactly what constitutes toy pain, the cost of shippage, a weird nose gesture, and who the real Momma is.
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2020-12-301h 02Hanksy Panksy24 - You've Got Mail: Introducing Mr. NastyThrow away your phones and forget snail mail -- we're going all-in on email with 1998's You've Got Mail! Join Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks for yet another romp, this time including: clickity-clackity keyboards, the most yuppies on screen, the wrong way to New York, and a brand-new nickname for the man himself.
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2020-12-231h 00
Hanksy Panksy23 - Saving Private Ryan: The Self-Care, ASMR SpecialJoin the boys as they try very hard not to talk about the grueling epic that is 1998's Saving Private Ryan. Includes on-air eating, lots of self-care hydration tips, light ASMR, and a limited amount of joking. We won't lie folks. This one is gonna get rough.
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2020-12-161h 03
Hanksy Panksy22 - That Thing You Do!: A White-Knuckle DumpThe boys head on down to Main Street, Erie, PA for 1996's That Thing You Do!, a Tom Hanks written and directed production. Endure with the boys as they encounter: the strangest looking Hanks, a man with sharks for eyes and questionable soup, 24 minutes of the same song, and a brand new friend.
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2020-12-0958 minHanksy Panksy21 - Toy Story: HR Giger PresentsThe boys head to the toy store for 1995's Toy Story. Come on down and listen to the fellas explore every nook and cranny of this Pixar classic, with a special "guest" making a surprise appearance. Jokes include: What it takes to be a VFX artist, what constitutes Toy Death, an extremely good backpack, and the wrong way to blink.
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2020-12-0259 minHanksy Panksy20 - Apollo 13: Tub Time in SpaceThe boys shoot for the moon with 1995's Apollo 13. Take your blood pressure medication and strap in for a bumpy ride, episode is go! Goofs include: the many purposes of a relief tube, a proposed sequel, how to destroy a planet, and one extremely strange adventure with a tub.
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2020-11-2553 minHanksy Panksy19 - Forrest Gump: The Hauler is BornThe boys roll tide and head on down to Alabama for 1994's classic, Forrest Gump. Starring Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Gary Sinise, Sally Field, and Mykelti Williamson. Jokes and japes include: a precarious towel, a brand new position for football, mixed reactions to a classic, a shattering Conspiracy Corner, and a drop in blood pressure.
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2020-11-1853 min
Hanksy Panksy18 - Philadelphia: Microwaved YogurtThe boys head on down to Philadelphia, which is not in D.C., for a sobering romp with Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington. Jokes are thin on the ground in this super cereal episode, but do include: a pretty wet face, alternative castings, memories of hotel work, and a brand new friend.
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2020-11-1159 min
Hanksy Panksy17 - Sleepless in Seattle: The MoulteningThe boys take a trip out west in 1993's Sleepless in Seattle, starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. Goofs include: What is and is not prowling, a latent Victorian connection, the wrong way to cook a potato, and the coolest/worst kid on the planet.
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2020-11-0459 min
Hanksy Panksy16 - A League of Their Own: It's a Slam Dunk!The boys play ball with 1992's A League of Their Own, starring Tom Hanks and Geena Davis. Jokes and japes include: Sam's limited knowledge of baseball, the miracle benefits of pop, an extremely long urination scene, and one incredibly chaotic watch. Grab a bat and get behind the plate!
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2020-10-2851 minHanksy Panksy10 - Punchline: The Beat DownLuke does not enjoy 1988's Punchline, starring Sally Field and Tom Hanks. Sam does his best to carry the show on his back, with goofs including: a wailing nun, the only comedy club in New York, lizard people, and stand-up as sports. Come on down to the chuckle shack and have a few drinks with the lads.
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2020-09-1646 min
Hanksy Panksy09 - Big: The Vore King GivethThe boys explore a classic with 1988's Big. In which the Hanks gets bigged, Sam deals with a thunderstorm, and Luke has ideas about trampolines. Goofs include: A machine with a big mouth, littling a grown Danny DeVito, employment opportunities as a Grown Kid, and the harrowing undertone of a heartfelt romp.
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2020-09-0954 min
Hanksy Panksy08 - Dragnet: Leather MustacheThe boys don't follow the rules, but they get results! 1987's Dragnet reboot starring Dan Akroyd and the Hanks provide some good material, including: A David Cross cameo, terrible acronyms, a toilet arrest, and the best song ever made. Just the facts, Sam!
2020-09-0354 min
Hanksy Panksy05 - The Money Pit: Charred NipplesThe boys buy a house in 1986's The Money Pit, starring Hanks, Shelley Long, and the worst house in the tri-state area. Goofs include a certain amount of turkey time, Sam's total mental breakdown, and a series of escalating pratfalls. Also a pissing fountain. Put on a hardhat and dive in!
2020-09-0344 min
Hanksy Panksy02 - Bachelor Party: The One with a MuleThe boys watch 1984's Bachelor Party so you don't have to! Starring Tom Hanks, Tawny Kitaen and the Greasy Guys. Experience the ennui as Luke & Sam talk about a drugged up mule, baby-faced Hanks dancing and Dr. Tina Gassko's great night out.
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2020-09-0249 min