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Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 134 - The Full Figured Smoky Mountains MysteryTony's dismay at big insurance conglomerates hits him in the back pocket. Luke secures a new high score. LITS hits the nature trails and rapidly navigates the background nature noises. Luke hand picks a random assortment of baffling XXL backcountry experiences.
2025-10-1750 min
Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 133 - Nancy Drew and the Case of the Quarter-Ass-PincherLuke and Tony find themselves suitably attired for a casual Aloha Friday. Luke's hand gestures prove problematic while burning calories on his nature strip. The rarely witnessed undersides of Beverly's dinnerware inspired flying machines are investigated to varying degrees of effort. An old timey saucer caps off the crockery chat. Note: this episode was recorded using new mics which are in the process of being fine tuned. Best enjoyed using earbuds.
2025-10-0357 min
Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 130 - You Aint Seen S**t*Luke shares an athletically themed coincidence which spawns yet another new LITS segment. Tony's privacy is obliterated due to poor email etiquette. Luke's handiness is challenged by Tony's well tool endowed neighbour. LITS AI probes a deep water mystery which ultimately alienates the fellas. Captain Smith gives ghost hunters the icy shoulder.
2025-06-2459 min
Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 129 - B.D.E - Big Dense EnergyLuke sizes up Tony's neighbour as the handy stakes rise. Tony struggles with the biohazards of domesticated feline parenting. LITS AI disturbingly delves into the forest's sexiest mystery. Portuguese pronunciation and fax machine wielding businessmen are in the crosshairs of a grim assassination.
2025-05-2438 min
The Tony DUrso Show - Journey to Success!Revolutionizing Social Media Marketing | Luke Lintz & Tony DUrsoLuke Lintz is a successful businessman, entrepreneur and social media personality who specializes in the use of social media to enhance digital branding. He aims to revolutionize social media marketing as the owner of HighKey Agency which has worked with celebrities like Nicki Minaj, Kevin Hart & Snoop Dogg. Would you like a million people following you on social media, such as Instagram? - When you put out a social media post would you like tons and tons of people to engage, like and comment? - If you're like me, you're already at the edge of your chair and thinking, "Yeah...
2023-09-081h 08
Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 126 - LITS is back baby and its taking the lock off it's JerkcuzziLuke and Tony scramble to account for their recent unexplained absence from the podcasting scene. Famous Derek's are scrutinised in an off topic interlude. Tony shares an unsettling close encounter while taking a soak. Startling revelations from insiders in the know provide a peak behind the flappy UAP curtain. Tony learns Tic Tacs and TikTok are not one and the same. Nolan's more risqué film moments are rated and reviewed. Luke tests Tony's alien apocalypse readiness. Thanks kindly for your patience, LITS is back baby!
2023-08-161h 00
Escape From Vault DisneyBONUS MINISODE! Luke Interviews Tony (part 2)We're still another week away from the Escape From Vault Disney 100th Episode Spectacular, in which we cover Beverly Hills Chihuahua, but in the meantime here's the spine-shattering conclusion of a two-part interview that frequent guest Luke Ski conducted with host Tony Goldmark back in April! We talk about some of the movies on Disney+ that haven't been covered on the show yet, including an extremely lengthy digression on the merits, or lack thereof, of the infamous Cars 2. PLUS! A State of the Parks segment on the recently-announced Figment movie in development!
2022-10-0519 min
Escape From Vault DisneyBONUS MINISODE! Luke Interviews Tony (part 1) The Escape From Vault Disney 100th Episode Spectacular, in which we cover Beverly Hills Chihuahua, is two weeks away, and in the meantime here's part one of a two-part interview that frequent guest Luke Ski conducted with host Tony Goldmark back in April! We talk about various episodes of the show, and for some reason go off on a very long tangent about the Meatballs movies.
2022-09-2819 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 125 - Dynamic Duo Halloween Hard-OutWith the timer set and ticking, Luke and Tony delve into classic Halloween horror flicks, relive their greatest couples costume triumphs and failures and determine once and for all the appropriate decorating window for the spooky season. Tony recounts a horrific, Halloween-adjacent extreme close encounter jam packed with age appropriate credible witnesses and an Erie ending which even famed debunker P. Julian Class can't adequately explain away.
2021-10-3154 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 124 - #BK2BKBTNTLYKTHTThe Delta variant takes aim at it's well known namesakes in an effort to sour their reputations. Luke and Tony fondly recount going back to back with one another in their youth. Tony shares a curious case straight out of the Netflix series Top Secret UFO Projects: Declassified, featuring a most harrowing encounter with inconsiderate parking.
2021-10-0252 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 123 - Luke Presents Tony's Abnormally Paranormal Tossie & Begay's Extraterrestrial CarjackTony shares his vacation plans before the conversation shifts to Luke and Tony's shared spa experiences of years gone by - no erotic LITS fan fiction PLEASE! A new UFO doco jumps on the bandwagon and catches the lad's attention. While out for a evening drive in the countryside to soak up the springtime smell of fresh rain…or something…Tossie and Begay endure an otherworldly criminal encounter involving a being with questionable intentions.
2021-08-2738 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 122 - Luke Presents Tony's Abnormally Paranormal The Smoking Alien Robots of Cisco GroveLuke inadvertently offends a small business owner before receiving yard work criticism from the afterlife. A popular segment is rebooted for another round as Luke Presents Tony's Abnormally Paranormal: The Smoking Alien Robots of Cisco Grove
2021-08-0654 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 121 - Just the TipLuke and Tony digest a degustation of deconstructed desserts and uninspiring classics of the boomer biscuit variety. What's the deal with the lack of diversity in the Jetsons and what's really going on at surface level? The preliminary UAP disclosure report teases Luke and Tony, leaving them both wanting more.
2021-08-0249 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 120 - Christ of the DeepTony has a life altering run in with a hole in a wall before going on to share his recent vax experience and the bizarre incentives being offered to twist one's arm into a pointy needle. Luke catches Tony off guard with a UFO conspiracy involving murder and treachery he knows little about.
2021-06-2544 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 119 - Easy Like Sunday MorningLuke takes aim at deciphering an infamous cryptic code, before putting his physic prowess to the test. UAPs are back in the headlines and Tony shares the scoop on the latest rumours circulating as officials go on the record to spill the beans…or more appropriately, Tic Tacs.
2021-06-1256 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 118 - @NITS_podcastTony is forced to check his privilege after Luke recounts a traumatic episode at the salon from his youth. A classic LITS episode is revisited with some startling new revelations about a grisly mountainous mystery.
2021-05-2344 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 117 - #dogsintheskyNew sponsor alert and this sweet as #spon will have tails wagging! Luke inflicts grievous bodily harm upon himself and recounts the harrowing tale. Warning: queasy LITSners like Tony should be sitting down for this one. Luke and Tony tag team 9 spooky stories about ghoulish canines which could have been much more succinct.
2021-02-051h 08Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 116 - Travis! Your Hair! Where Have You Bin?Luke and Tony share top summertime fashion tips and regale one another with some school yard yarns before the conversion turns to talking rubbish. A few powerful sounding people leave an impression. Travis is back but leaves out the juiciest parts of his ordeal. Luke has a tantalising new sign off on offer.
2021-01-221h 04Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 115 - LGBTQI+ - ETLuke unveils some welcome enhancements to the show's infrastructure and unique audio segments. Tony's rather (Red) bullish while asserting a claim of a paranormal encounter. The Panzy movement gains momentum. ET's and humanity are getting bi in a discreet manner.
2020-12-2453 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 114 - "I Hope They're Friendly" - The Kaikoura Lights Parts 2 thru 12Luke packs in a few surprises for Tony, some concluding with sexy results. Tony shares the findings of his deep probe into the mysterious occupier of the Queen Disability motel unit. Parts 2 - 12 of The Kaikoura Lights UFO saga reveals the bizarre explanations offered by officials to address the mystifying aerial phenomenon. Tony stumbles over his words in a rare, live on air broadcast of Get Me Some Strange.
2020-09-0452 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 113 - "I hope They're Friendly" - The Kaikoura Lights Part 1 of 12Luke reviews Tony's performance during his first week as the self appointed LITS Social Media manager. A few unexpected sponsors pledge their support. Tony is ghosted by a wannabe golfer. Luke is befuddled by the who's who of New Zealand's most famous UFO encounter
2020-08-2858 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 112 - The Human-Sized Footprints and other NZ MysteriesTony encounters a chilly reception from Luke and adores it. A short domestic hop could spell disaster for Tony. New Zealand's own mysterious Moehau manimal needs to work on his people skills. Get Me Some Strange is back and concludes with a cliffhanger!
2020-08-2259 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 110 - The Early RiserTony's foray into competitive eating fails to impress Luke. Mirroring a classic "Friends" plot, Tony is ostracised in social circles for refusing to contribute. There's an exciting breakfast treat sure to impress those insufferable morning people. A new literary work shines the spotlight on some classic homegrown mysteries. Losing track of pregnant pumas is unwise.
2020-08-0154 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 108 - Flush the MoLuke cooks up a new sponsorship deal for the show. Tony shares some exciting updates involving his plumbing. Luke receives an on-air, all clear after a scare with a sharp implement. Travis the woodsman suffers a nasty workplace injury. Extraterrestrial uniform tender processes are analysed in startling detail.
2020-07-101h 03Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 107 - Hum and Knock On My DoorWARNING: LOW AUDIO QUALITY DUE TO LOCKDOWN TECH CONSTRAINTS. APOLOGIES TO ALL OUR LOYAL #LITSENERS. ITS A 1-OFF. Luke locks himself away in his vehicle while Tony is barricaded in a laundry to record this unique episode of LITS. Tony interrupts a couple during a personal moment while a mysterious odour lingers. Luke shares a humdinger of a local tale that has left residents humming and harring.
2020-07-0854 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 106 - 3 stars 4 outta 10Luke and Tony reflect on adjusting to their new lives in isolation. Tony faces up to an abrupt reversal to some bold claims. Luke parades his expansive merch wardrobe. Alcohol fuelled high jinks mar marriages and the ghostly visitor experience while in Quarantine.
2020-04-0547 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 105 - E I E I IdiotsTony inadvertently receives an english lesson. DIY furniture misadventures deteriorate into significant footwear expense. Alarming moments for Luke in the dead of night border on the paranormal at the crack of dawn. Tony's private evacuation results in neglected warden duties and tough questioning. Ronald and his crew just keep on disappointing. Wartime aviators are left to stew over some foo.
2020-03-0949 min
Debated and Rated20 - Luke Gets a HaircutNo guest this week, just some good ol' fashion yammering nonsense. Luke gets his cut touched up, then we spray ourselves with air duster and lick the back of a switch cartridge.
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2020-02-251h 27Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 104 - Swing Away M(y)errillSquat chat debuts to little fanfare. Signs That Shouldn't Be is back with an unorthodox soundtrack. Meat pie abuse triggers some beef between mates. Trains go clickity clack. Tony risks it all as Luke challenges the wannabe Ufologist's Roswellian expertise.
2020-02-1452 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 103 - Number 2Luke intros a sure to be poopular new segment. Tony shares his poositive experiences while travelling through the New Zealand hotel scene. LITS fave slippery serpent makes a mysterious comeback in the cool waters of BC. Tom drops in with a few hastily redacted controversial insights of his own.
2020-02-0847 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 101 -Hey Bob, Don't Call Us, We'll Call U...FOComedy (eventually) ensues with a paranormal themed quiz after a LITS Book Club leads Luke and Tony out of their hiatus, straight into the gravity of Bob Lazar's remarkably unfunny (despite his best efforts) tale of Area 51.
2019-11-231h 11Debated and Rated2 - Smooth as a WhistleLuke and Jack take the jump to get smooth. Tony discovers Air Soft guns aren't so soft then takes a trip to the hospital. Luke breaks his back, Jack throws a rager, and the boys get a little too dark for TV.
2019-10-141h 32Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 99 - The Whore of the DeepBe aware, Christmas is coming in whatever time, place and space the LITS lads broadcast from. Technological frustrations and bicycle malfunctions tear Luke and Tony to pieces. Tony plots his own timely demise at the skilled hand of Luke. The mysterious waterborne Champ sells out big time.
2019-10-0459 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 98 - The Missable Musings of Mr MaussanCustard based desserts trigger revelations from a very vanilla Tony. Luke's revelling in the latest hot read from the LITS Book Club while Tony has a questionable understanding of the rules of an infamous Fight Club. LITS get all political with impending local body elections and confront the key issues for candidates including a surprisingly painful infectious boom. Jamie takes us Beyond the Spectrum in a long winded, long awaited UFO and more easily identifiable butterfly full disclosure segment. Strange circumstances illuminate the final moments of the episode.
2019-09-2752 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 97 - Were CO2ing RedAfter a brief do-over Luke and Tony discuss the perils of escaping Monday-itis, Zoological philosophies of double dipping dollars, and another neighborhood monster rears its eco-terrorist 'tude around Elkhorn
2019-09-221h 01Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 96 - Does Mothman Even VaycayLuke celebrates an inaugural mainstay of Fatherhood. Francophone population facts befuddle Tony. Harmful single use plastics do their damndest to heal in the medical profession. The LITS Haast Eagle debuts it's call with a stunning digital recreation, complete with super duper realistic weathered sound effects. Virgil finds himself abducted aboard Thunderbird 2. Mothman excuses his weary self for a much deserved Illinois vacation.
2019-09-081h 03Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 95 - It's A Show About NothingBack from a brief hiatus, Luke and Tony swerve a little off topic by delving into the daunting realisation of their impending mid 30s, the damaging impact of human waste on plush flooring, dastardly birth certificate artwork and conclude by serving up the enticing paranormal particulars to come just ahead in future episodes.
2019-08-1744 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 94 - Wipe dat Windshield, Let's See dem AliensA storm is brewing in the supposedly deserted Nevada desert on the secretive doorstep of Area 51. Tony beefs up security to catch an invading threat of his own while a gigantic pile of chip faces a surprisingly humorous threat. Tony is drilled for his toolbox insecurities while Luke take the utilitarian utilities to task. Advance automotive visibility and astronomical anniversaries ensure a diverse and celebrated episode conclusion. A second shot at Get Me Some Strange turns into a total bus wreck.
2019-07-1947 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 93 - Bob Lazar the Alienated StarTony suffers a full frontal nicking of his knickers. Luke endures a boisterous bargain hunting loud talker and overhears all his sordid secrets. In an impromptu new segment, Luke shares his hottest new podcast recommendations which Tony laps up. The fellas return to their paranormal routes as they delve into Bob's bizarre world of Area 51, erased identities, OG Zeta Reticulian spaceships and rocket propelled road transport.
2019-07-131h 07Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 92 - That's not the same bagel Mr Wang❓!❔! Isssssssssit❓Luke and Tony play who's that blondie in the window with gusto. Tony meets and greets Luke's delightfully gorgeous offspring. The unique minutia of suburban local business lunching is shaken up by a defection in plain (burger) sight. A wang horrendously misleads Tony. Luke intros Tony to the Mandela effect and down the rabbit hole the lads go... A delightful back to back is welcomed in Strange.
2019-06-3037 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 91 - Chill Out Phil, I Don't SpudPhil's working hard to heat up Tony's home and critique his cuisine but the guy just gotta chill a bit. Luke spots an anomaly promoting mammary aides. Tony encounters a well meaning tuner and ghastly bartender while totally exposed in the tub.
2019-06-211h 00Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 87 - Plastic FantasticDiscourteous trucking operations drive Luke and Tony to heavy traffic despair. A youthful looking Tony is racially profiled at a summer festival. Celebrity conspiracy credibility is called into question as outlandish theories and physical appearances evolve. A delicious double scoop of Project Bluebook is dished up. Cattle mutilation is not for the faint of heart.
2019-02-1453 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 86 - Man 4 Man in ManhattanA mystery man is reported to possess a woman's touch. Tony contemplates a lifelong commitment to an English alien lacking employment status. Sky gremlins strike the brave airmen of the Second World War with post midnight snacks ruled not to blame. Project Bluebook gate crashes Operation Paperclip. Luke takes first place in the first annual Houngan voodoo pronunciation championship.
2019-01-3154 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 84 - A Tasteful Happy EndingLuke and Tony share a retrospective account of the most bizarre (mostly) unsolved mysteries or the previous year. Episode 2 of Project Bluebook is dissected upon impact - warning spoilers! Sedentary fireballs strike a little fear into the unsuspecting public in Get Me Some Strange.
2019-01-181h 02Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 83 - Project Bluebook, It's Gooood, Trust Us!Happy 20XX! LITS welcomes in the New Year with an in depth analysis of the new hit History Channel TV drama Project Bluebook. Join Luke and Tony for their thoughts, feels, perspectives and insights into this Ufologist's cream dream!
2019-01-1056 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 82 - Happy Ho-Ho-Ho-lidaysThe spirit of the season is alive and well as Luke and Tony launch into a series of festive rants before delving into a disappointing effort, bringing just 7 spine tingling haunting holiday tales to the Christmas table.
2018-12-131h 05Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 81 - FlapapaloozaArnold Schwarzenegger's filmography is explored and belittled in agonising detail. Luke scores a super duper repair deal with his whiteware teetering on the brink. After consultation with an expert, Tony shares a deep, informative probe on the Code Brown enigma. A ghostly flapapalooza invasion rocks the Scandinavian skies. Nepalese and nautical mysteries dominate in Get Me Some Strange.
2018-11-2948 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 80 - Running on FumesLITS is running on fumes throughout episode 80 due to laptop battery charging crisis! So in an express episode, Tony touches on his Hawaiian highlights. Luke takes on the World's hottest ramen challenge. A Code Brown crisis erupts in small town New Zealand. Project Bluebook investigators claim the world's greatest hoax is afoot in 1950s Florida. A quickie during Strange fails to satisfy.
2018-11-2232 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 77 - Halloween Spooktacular - Round 2Luke presents a rousing recipe for success. A university paranormal research study identifies LITS' optimum listening demographic, and it's not quite who you'd expect. Luke and Tony take turns spinning some hair raising Halloween nightmares. A monstrosity of a Strange awaits.
2018-11-0152 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 76 - Anne and Silent Jay Fright Back!Welcome to the LITS HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR! A probe into backhanded compliments in suburbia opens the show. Luke and Tony delve into costume chit chat and come to the rescue of all those still undecided on their ghoulish garments - popular Halloween suggestions include slutty spiritual figures and a gargantuan Trouser Snake. Anne, Silent Jay and her sister Dad encounter a ruckus while lounging about on the love seat. A bizarre Czar camel tail concludes the show.
2018-10-2543 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 74 - Medium Mandarin Monster TeesA Catholic curiosity is resurrected. Tony's frustration boils overs at a suspected cretin. Mothman? Nessie? Bigfoot? - Luke's cryptid personality quiz results are revealed. Luke and Tony make questionable Ogopogo inspired fashion choices. A burning question regarding spontaneous clothing combustion is shared in Get Me Some Strange.
2018-10-1155 min
Catching FoxesLuke Gets Catholicly CreativeOn this episode we recount Luke's travels to the CATHOLIC CREATIVES SUMMIT in Dallas, Texas, do a brief interview with Michael and Tony from Project YM and Catholic Beard Balm Co, talk about the heart of 'thick community', and Gomer smashes the Scandal yet again.Support Catching FoxesLinks:Building Radical Catholic Communities - YouTube — We live in a post-Christian society where our culture has shifted away from Christ and gospel values, which means following Jesus will only get more difficult. That is why we need each other. For many years, Michael Gormley has be...
2018-09-211h 10Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 71 - Luke Presents - Tony's Abnormally Paranormal - Part 3 - The Tuscumbia Space PenguinsLuke thanks you very much for your kind donations. Mad lads is back by semi-popular request. Tony rips off a poor student who finds herself stuck in bind. Space penguins touch down for a romantic Valentines Day surprise. Tales of Haitian zombies and flat tyre woes round out the episode.
2018-09-2047 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 70 - Luke Presents - Tony's Abnormally Paranormal - Part 2 - The Pascagoula Alien AbductionAlien abduction gets political. Orbitz promotes extraterrestrial vay-cays, Hull anyone? Chuckles and Calvin have their private moments captured on tape. Luke finishes proceedings off with a happy ending.
2018-09-1344 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 69 - Luke Presents - Tony's Abnormally Paranormal - Part 1; The Hopkinsville GoblinsLITS has been hacked! Luke cranks up the Steps for a good cause...5, 6, 7, 8! Luke debuts the first segment in a special three part series, Tony's Abnormally Paranormal. A reputable Nigerian publication reports on a horrific spontaneous event.
2018-09-0649 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 68 - Tony Saves The DayTonys act of heroism saves a mans life (seriously). Luke's spelling leaves Tony spellbound. Quiet Wyatt joins the lads for Punch, Hunch and Brunch. Yet more vehicular transport woes strike Tony. Luke takes Tony on a spiritual journey to Old Chatham County jail in search of evil entities and phantom bowel movements. Father Greg and co spot a sudden, violent agitation and solemnly swear to steer clear of the loch.
2018-08-3140 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 65 - Slam Dunk DebunkLuke is struck down with fatigue, jet lagged from a 90 minute bus ride. A rowdy interjection ensues. Tony challenges Luke to identify the zany debunking explanations put forward for some of history's most notorious UFO mysteries. Astronomic oddities create a sensation in Strange, followed up by a lame eclipse story from Tony - sorry... Today's episode was (not) sponsored by Miho Japanese Cleaner. Special discount at first time!
2018-07-2746 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 64 - Thick and Fast!The paranormal activity is accumulating think and fast in this week's episode. A vigilant caller warns of an explosive risk from careless droppings let loose beneath an unidentified source. Luke challenges Tony to identify the ghoulish fact from fiction. A different kind of mysterious entity strikes fear into the locals amongst the Transylvania alps.
2018-07-2043 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 60 - The Tropical Adventures of Adolf Schüttelmayor and FriendsA scrumptious, freshly baked Devonshire tea is shared with fellow Lits'eners. Bizarre coincidences strike for Luke and friend of the show Jim. Alternative and loosely financed fan theories behind Adolf's grand escape are hypothesised. A dramatic revelation behind poos on the moon is plopped down. In a far too colloquial moment, Luke and Tony are introduced to the worst humans in history. Luke upstages Tony in Get Me Some Strange.
2018-06-0856 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 59 - Would You Like Percy Lyes With That❔Excuses flow for last week's absenteeism. Tony has a close shave with vehicular manslaughter. The Elusive Moose is on the loose with a scrumptious serving of old faves Nasty Ed and Percy Lyes plated up, accompanied by a half serving of Alex Gale on the side. Luke shares a fishy tale or three which leaves him gasping.
2018-06-0155 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 58 - Back In The HabitTony adopts out the closest thing he has to a son. While revisiting a few ye olde fave yarns, Luke probes Tony on his close encounters in a pop quiz that is anything but succinct. Haunting visions of blackish nuns, repetitive brotherly love and holy movie sequels shake up the English banking sector. Abominable alpine encounters are recited as reported by Luke's fave Communist news agency.
2018-05-1855 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 56 - Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!The LITS May special features a surprise performance by 90's fan favourite NSYNC and an honourable Cinco de Mayo tribute. Luke shares his automotive woes and the varied soundtrack to his commute. Our gal Betty is audibly thrilled by a mysterious encounter with "The Juan" and in a hypnotic recreation, Tony goes a little rogue with the script. Get Me Some Strange proves oddly specific in the address department.
2018-05-0455 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 55 - Pass the DC on the Starboard SideTony must decide between a hypothetical icy interstellar fender bender or a prolonged demise where the air is sucked right out of his sails...or more accurately, his lungs. Suicidal cigars from the stars terrorise credible crews aboard Douglas' finest commercial aircraft and leave tensions smouldering at the highest levels. Luke dishes out some stars of his own as he shares his love and loathing for Netflix's latest original programming. Monsters of the deep rear their ugly heads in a oddly titled array of communities.
2018-04-271h 05Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 54 - The Debut of Punch, Hunch and BrunchAn evening stroll around a deserted hotel floor results in Tony browsing a mysterious meeting room full of free snacks, liberated from gluten. Luke and Tony play a round of the celebrated workplace time waster punch, hunch and brunch, followed by a ghostly guessing game. Tragedy strikes on the way to Pan Na Mah Na - do doo do do do!
2018-04-2057 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 52 - When the Ship Goes Down, You Better Be WeddyDerogatory sidekick commentary launches a rambling and disjointed 52nd episode. Jesus disappears for something between one and a half and three days which seriously confuses poor Tony. The holy theme continues as furious debate rages and Luke stands firm on his hole goals. Fond childhood memories are recounted as toll free Teleops calls are placed and unfavourable remuneration is revealed in an exclusive exposé. A fainting photographer holds firm in the face of overwhelming pressure to discount time spent in a less than conscious state. A wedding party pleasure cruise is sunk, ending in haunted matrimony. Bobby B gets a s...
2018-04-0754 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 51 -It's a Sausage Sizzle! - Not like that...A resurgence of Tony's fire woes may be on the horizon. Luke finds himself powerless as his wife's family drops by for a visit. The culinary delights of rural Mid-Canterbury are explored as Tony recounts his emasculating experience of being talked out of supersizing his ice cream and Luke shares the matrimonial woes of small town burger barons. The food fetish continues as the lads discuss spooky sausages and unsettling charitable BBQs. A couple of coach loads of monks are hauled in to confront a very startling Poo Ming encounter. A not so tropical Whitsunday excursion features in Strange.
2018-03-231h 06Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 50 - A Golden Anniversary, Showered in StrangeA grand celebration is in store for the 50th ep, which naturally prompts a throw back to the earliest dick joke in LITS history. Luke divulges his gravity defying soundtrack rituals. Tony falters in the lively game of Exorcism, Ghost or Podcast host although redeems himself by confronting the social issue of 90s child star obesity. To round out the show, the lads find themselves neck deep in lashings of gorgeous strange.
2018-03-161h 04Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 49 - Of Mice and Free ManLogical reasoning is wasted on furious Caucasian motorists. A rodent infestation rocks the used car market. Luke and Tony regret being thrifty at a truck stop in sassafras country. The podcast community receives plaudits and acclaim. The world's worst game-shows find new leases of life as alcohol fuelled drinking experiences. Mysteries of the Unexplained is on the market in delightful hard copy format. A repeat in Strange is followed up with a smidgen of cowspiracy.
2018-03-091h 01Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 47 - Tremendous, Big and BlackTony loses big time preloading on snacks in Vegas. Luke and Tony make time for a traveller who dishes the dirt on some simple minded extraterrestrials, the demise of Insta and his anti-ageing home remedies. A commitment to a 20% reduction in dick jokes in pledged though a noticeable increase in rhombus humour proves a mathematician's cream dream. Backyard black triangles disrupt the beauty sleep and facsimile capabilities of a countryside couple. Impatient Communists bump into a yeti and hurl more at it than just some swears.
2018-02-2359 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 46 - Two Little Probes Went Out One DayTony has an issue with his downstairs plumbing which he elects to share with all. Luke confronts Tony with a hypothetical murder charge or false imprisonment conundrum which leads to the age old question of would you murder a homeless defecator in support of your favourite charity? The Russian's probe Demi and a mysterious encounter ensues in the depths of space. Carlos Antonio de los Santos Montiel drops by at the last minute to share his tearful scrape in the Mexican skies.
2018-02-1653 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 45 - Chocolate ImmigrantsTony must make a tough choice between a world of disturbing visions or his own inappropriate public display. Due to minimal preparation, it is left up to fate decide the paranormal yarn of the week and the conversation is quickly led off in a tangent. Get Me Some Strange leaves Luke breathless.
2018-02-0939 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 44 - This Next Episode Needs No IntroductionAll the knowledge in the world is Tony's for the taking however it's Luke who ends up sprouting the beard of a wise old man. New Zealand's top conspiracies are revealed and in no particular order onion rings, CDs, records, microwave dinners and controversial immigration theories all set the scene for a shocking segment. Meanwhile in da club, a health scare curse rocks an enterprising purveyor of the finest variety of entertainment.
2018-02-0256 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 43 - Oh, and another thing - Part DeuceThis week, in round two of an earth shattering industry first, errrrr make that industry second, Lights In the Sky poddy launches what can only be described as a high intensity and startling mystery packed podcast episode! Brace yourself as Luke and Tony rip the lid off some of the greatest, never before revealed unsolved tales of recent time...again! This episode features roughhousing by North Korea, some unusual Pacific Island real estate, the grinding noise, Google Earth vs helicopters in Saudi Arabia, wonderful news about a very big void and the return of some Strange.
2018-01-2636 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 42 - Oh, and another thing - Part 1In an earth shattering industry first, Lights In the Sky poddy launches what can only be described as a high intensity and startling mystery packed podcast episode! Brace yourself as Luke and Tony rip the lid off some of greatest, never before revealed unsolved tales of recent time! This episode features suicidal Octopi, a barrage of booms, a wayward aviatrix, aerial combat with Tic Tacs and the usual BS chit chat you've come to know and love.
2018-01-1954 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 39 - The Lavender Scented Tale of Burny McGhostshipLuke introduces a brand spanking new segment with the debut of Reaper Watch. A rare opportunity presents itself for those Flying Saucer aficionados who are keen to climb the property ladder. Tony tries to up his fibre intake but it proves more challenging than anticipated. Crispy white linens and fragrant lavender aromas herald the arrival of a ghostly burning sensation. Ogopopo slithers by for a little motorboating.
2017-12-0152 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 38 - Boing! Jack's Off!The dead, the nearly dead and team building inclined peruse the hauntingly scrumptious cuisine offerings at the Racecourse Hotel. Luke and Tony compare haircut expenditure, downtime in the stylist's chair and optional extras to conclude the experience. Beeps and barks cause distractions so the chatter volume is turned right up. Tony must decide whether we would rather opt for baldness or celibacy in a return to our favourite hypothetical feature of old. A flaming, shapeshifting and active wear brand endorsing spring-heeled anomaly inflicts terror on Victorian London and surrounds, however stuns the lads with inspiration for a Netflix pitch. An...
2017-11-2457 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 37 - C'mon Man, it's Not That Sort of LogbookLuke and Tony roll up their sleeves to delve into some admin. Tony seeks reassurance that he isn't a monster after his uncharitable deeds. Boaty McBoatface runs aground after being left in the dark which ultimately leads to a doomed encounter on a mysterious isle. The lads provide some welcome reassurance to beetroot fans. In Get Me Some Strange, a terrifying dream is taken seriously by the authorities in an urgent attempt to prevent a devastating disaster.
2017-11-171h 06Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 36 - #FuhrerscapingLuke and Tony are back after their self inflicted holiday hiatus and the rust shows. Luke remembers most of the equipment. Tony causes an international incident by refusing to budge from his high rise perch. An offensive pizza order is recounted. A tyrannical leader flees but his memorable hairstyle gives him away. Something a long, long time ago wanders out for a stroll in the sand and subsequently confusion reigns supreme.
2017-11-1055 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 34 - The Perils of Meat-free MondayLuke and Tony and gunning for some funding to supercharge the show with the podcast medium finally recognised for it's legitimate entertainment value by the state broadcast funding agency. The top echelons of the sci-fi movie genre get a grilling and a thorough going over. A witnesses from beyond is called to testify in a murder trial with the haunting apparition revealing the truth behind a ghastly crime. An abduction is alleged however the facts remain a little fuzzy.
2017-10-2641 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 33 - The Beast with a Billion TracksPodcast house guests pop in and threaten to disrupt the recording session. A spot of administration is cleared up splendidly. Luke drops a bombshell which results in Tony fathering twins. A devilish trail in Ye Olde England leaves the locals scrambling for answers and fearing for their very lives. Mr Toad takes a wild ride and turns up in all the wrong places in Get Me Some Strange.
2017-10-2053 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 32 - Adopt a Hellhound TodayTony's new car is christened and finally has a fitting title courtesy of feedback from our dear listeners. Luke's knowledge of ufologists and disgraced Olympians is put to the test with mixed results. Paranormal canine adoption and fiery vehicular road rage is the flavour of the day on a thoroughfare you ought to avoid. Unsettling tales of combustible humans feature prominently in Get Me Some Strange.
2017-10-1351 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 31 - It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's a Mitzi Mirage!Luke tests the strength of his and Tony's friendship in this week's hypothetical. Tony pleads for calm and bowel movement control in picturesque tourist hotspots. Ken pops out for a flight around Washington State and spots a herd of flying discs which starts a cultural phenomenon, though the naysayers have their own otherworldly explanations to refute his tale. The aviation and unidentifiable object theme continues in Get Me Some Strange with another subpar effort offered to explain away something scary in the sky.
2017-10-0652 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 30 - Hollow Earth Hermaphrodites and Other Unnecessary FactsLuke literally takes a stand to mark the 30th episode of the podcast. Rigid postal policies nearly shut down the worldwide podcast swag distribution. Luke shares a curious theory that is a little hollow and involves some poorly organised expeditions, unique inhabitants and a plethora of unnecessary information. Tony takes the dear listeners through a series of crossword and commuter rail coincidences in a riveting Get Me Some Strange.
2017-09-291h 01Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 28 - A Nightmare On Earls StreetAn intriguing and revealing episode kicks off with some rotten luck for Tonys Toyota Hilux. Get well soon Earl. Then Luke tells us about the delicious sounding, yet slightly terrifying Pandafeche AKA sleep paralysis. Then while dodging cats Tony recites us a strange tale from our beloved 1980s book.
2017-09-1546 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 26 - Country AFTER LifeTony kicks us off with a gripe about local roadworks and some odd shenanigans around signage. We hear from a listener about some paranormal goings-on. Luke tells us about the Brown Lady of Raynam Hall, a ghostly apparition that was sighted and photographed in 1936. Wild Pete joins us for 'Get Me Some Strange'.
2017-09-0142 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 25 - Jersey, Guernsey, Chinos and SocksA very proud moment as we wish ourselves a happy 25th episode of LITS_podcast! Tony meets his parallel universe self in this week's hypothetical and takes an instant dislike of his own choice of objectionable coloured slacks. Tony's accents are back...unfortunately...and so are his tales of UFOs. Luke yacks about cash money and gluttonous goo raining down from heavens above in Get Me Some Strange.
2017-08-2556 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 24 - Presidential Packaged Salsa and a Series of Ever Diminishing Coincidences Luke and Tony talk spooky butterfly men, casual couch chat and lustful pizza toppings with the Most Haunted Guy they know. A worrying trend of canine mass suicide is appearing in Scotland and cosy mink blankets may be the unlikely responsible culprit. More coincidences than you can shake a salsa packet at inundate the lads while getting some strange. In an exciting new feature, send us the precise geographical location where you tune in from to @LITS_Podcast so we can pin up your earthly presence on our in studio world map
2017-08-1855 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 23 - Singed Discoloured RingTony's appliances are healing themselves and the underworked religious community can't get enough. Luke is forced into learning the basics of Morse code after Tony loses his voice. A schoolyard full of Melbourne's youth endure a mystifying close encounter then stumble upon a bizarre burnt ring which leads to the fright of their young lives, but at least land themselves a brand new playground after the evidence is torched. Sir George admits liability before a hauntingly fashionable farewell and Eugénie follows her nose to find her son's violet ending.
2017-08-1156 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 20 - Saints and Sinister EndingsTonys run in with a Polynesian Tea-Towel Salesman, Luke unveils his own strange experience before diving into a mysterious excursion to Hanging Rock as recounted in a yard sale book circa 1996. Tony gets Luke some strange! FREE STUFF REMINDER: All you have to do is tweet us your questions or stories and we will send you some cool stuff. Get into it @lits_podcast
2017-07-2145 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 19 - A Pound, a Shag and Somewhere to Pitch Your TentLuke and Tony attempt a smooth solution to a prickly problem area in this week's hypothetical. A throwback to Tony's failed music career details his torturous journey with copyright infringement. An incident involving a mysterious Shag has the lads inundated with innuendo involving submerged objects of an unknown nature, an inquisitive Pound and full booking fee disclosure. Multiple brief encounters with falling objects round out the episode. Music: Ctrl+Alt+Del - Electric Foreplay
2017-07-1444 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 17 - Phoning One InAn update on some new developments from the week off, then Tony refuses to apologise about his obvious lack of dedication to the podcast, outlining once again why Luke is clearly the fan-favourite. Note: This description may or may not be written by Luke.
2017-07-0128 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 15 - 2 Become 1, Gene Becomes 2Description: A nice tight and well rounded episode as Tony is posed a listener hypothetical that the adult diaper industry would dream of. A huge plot twist in Luke's tale casts fresh eyes on what seems like a typical incident at first. Tony reads a cluster of strange worthy of printing back in '82. #magicpooyes #magicpoono
2017-06-0943 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 14- Tall, Bright and HornyTechnology of a slippery kind confounds Luke while closening encounters of the romantic kind cause Tony to out himself as a paranormal enthusiast. Life on Mars has a destructive ripple on humanity and Iowa's own Batman wreaks havoc for the gun obsessed townsfolk of small town America.
2017-06-021h 03Lights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 13 - Nice Ship, Shame About the WifiTony has another housing-centric hypothetical that somehow deviates into his massive distaste for unwanted pillow presence. Then Luke educates us on all of the ghostly goings-on aboard a haunting glamour of the high-seas. During 'Get Me Some Strange' we hear way too much about pips…. As always tweet and instagram us to let us know you listen, we can mention your stories, or try out your hypotheticals. @lits_podcast
2017-05-2852 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 12 - The Boogie Monster of the Bay AreaWE'RE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!! Audio issues from last week were resolved, this one is coming to you loud and clear. In this episode we both return to the mics after a 2-3 week hiatus refreshed and energised. Tony starts with demands for a hypothetical en-suite, while Luke reveals a caginess about cleaners. Tony then brings a San Francisco native into the mix with stories revealed on a recent trip stateside. Luke finishes it up with a surprisingly relevant 'Get Me Some Strange". Submit your own stories or hypotheticals and earn yourself the adoration of your fellow twitterers!
2017-05-1957 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 11 - Heavy Oak ChestIn this, the second of our two banked episodes, Tony is granted a 1-way trip through time and has to decided what age is best to dish a dictator his dues. Luke then tells us about an alarming case of possession from 1970s England. Tony then manages to fall upon an interesting UFO story in "Get me some strange".
2017-05-1251 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 7 - Menk got your tongue❔In this episode a robot themed hypothetical is made a lot more complicated than it should be, Luke reveals a secret about a very popular movie series and there's even a slight deviation into the duos origin story. Then we hear about the grizzly details of a russian hiking trip gone wrong, the parallels to Tony's sock laundry life and finish up with another aeronautical themed 'Get me some strange'. As always feel free to follow us on @lits_podcast or http://lightsintheskypodcast.com
2017-04-1453 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 5 - Southern BellIn this episode Tony tackles another hypothetical question about a four legged friend. Then Luke recounts tales of escalating paranormal activity of the Bell witch hauntings, followed by the most Risque 'Get me some strange' yet!
2017-03-3142 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 2 - Beautician and the BeastIn this episode Luke and Tony delve into the case of the Flatwoods Monster. This tale from the early 1950s is an example of a possible close encounter of the third kind and the striking creature was seen (and smelled!) by multiple witnesses. Was this a curious cryptid, an interstellar visitor stranded on Earth, a futuristic robotic entity from afar or is the explanation something a little more mundane...?? While getting some strange, Luke shares the story of a hunter who swears to the fact that he had a remarkable run in with a Sasquatch in the Canadian wilderness...
2017-03-1039 minLights in the Sky PodcastEpisode 1 - Gigantic WalnutIn this episode Luke and Tony casually discuss a high frequency moby dick, the sightings of JAL flight 1628, then choose a random but related story in the section entitled "Get me some strange". Enjoy!
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