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MWMB PodcastMWMB 72: Outta Control!Listen:
It's all OUTTA CONTROL... Trump blasts the news media, his cabinet leaks like a sieve. Jim finds solace in his box-o-wine while Alex looks to the most unlikely hero to save us: A Squirrel from Idaho. By the way... turning to a squirrel to help Trump out in national security is not a new idea. We addressed the CIA's use of animals already in our Acoustic Kitty show!
(If you'd prefer to watch, this episode is also on YouTube... https://youtu.be/9NXQuS1m_C8 )
2017-02-1921 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 71: #Hashtag
LISTEN--- NO, WATCH!
Jim and Alex are back... we've been experiementing with video, and while the results have been disapointing, we have not managed to break a camera yet.
But, we'll up load em here, too . Have fun!
2017-02-1620 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB: A Moment with the Hammer MAN BUN!LISTEN!
Jim the Hammer is back with a (totally non-political) rant for this election hell.
Meanwhile, Alex Geofferies remains mired in government paperwork while Cabbage Patch Geoff is teaching finger painting to owls.
ENJOY!
2016-10-1402 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB: A Moment with the Hammer, Part 2LISTEN!
The rest of the gang is still laid up, so Jim is taking it upon himself to carry on the finest traditions of MWMB BY HIMSELF!!!! (And then turn it over to Alex to produce)... this week, the one-man conservative juggernaut skewers our old and bestest friend: North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un.
Don't miss it!
2016-04-1604 minMWMB PodcastMWMB: A Moment with The HammerLISTEN!
With Alex working overtime, Cabbage Patch Geoff recovering from his heroic struggle with the alligator in the kitchen and Jennifer Sargent on vacation in the Ivory Coast- it's been kinda lonely at the MWMB studios. So, The Hammer took it upon himself to spend some time with you, dear listeners, and share a few moments offering a few thoughts of peace and harmony.
Enjoy.
2016-04-1103 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 66: WingnutsLISTEN!This week Jim and Alex are baffled by the latest conspiracies of the right wingnuts. (As opposed to the left wingnuts, a target for another show.) Is it possible that Obama had Scalia killed? Is it also possible that Leonard Nimoy has faked his own death in order to don the mantle of president of the Illuminati? Also, Alex takes yet ANOTHER swipe at Canada, and yet Jim notes that a new "Immigrate to Canada" website has become so popular that the provincial government has had to take over the site.
2016-02-2124 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 65: Want Fries With That?LISTEN!!Jim and Alex are at it again. This week we bid a fond farewell to Chris Christie, the only one in the GOP Clown Car who was qualified to drive. Jim gets a new Captain Canuck comic book (apparently, it's for real!) A poor innocent guy from India makes the history books in a VERY unpleasant way. And Florida explores a new form of currency to replace the dollar. Take a listen, and see why we called it: "Want Fries With That?"
2016-02-1425 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 64: What the &^%$ ???
----more----Listen!
This week Jim and Alex learn the the true joy of being middle aged and grumpy is that you are free to be annoyed by EVERYBODY...no matter what political strip. Plus we reveal a terrorist plot to pack a Kangaroo pouch with explosives, look into Michelle Bachmann's claim that Obama plans to get appointed King of the Word following his term in office...and our salute this week...well, let's just say that this, along with all the other news of the week, just left us shaking our heads saying: What the Heck ???
2016-02-0720 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 63: Planet 9Listen!
This week Jim considers Oregon, dinner escapes from the Cabbage Patch Cafe and causes a panic, Carly Fiorina is doing so bad and, when this kid was pulled over by the cops and asked to show some ID...well, let's just say it happened in Florida and leave it at that. Plus Trump! And, NASA finds a new planet...so far away from the sun, elections would only happen once in 40 years! We want to go to there...
2016-01-3025 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 62: Make America Great Again!LISTEN!
This week Jim and Alex learn about a new robot cat, follow the debate in England about not allowing Trump in, ever! And learn that North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un has made an AMAZING discovery that will change life as we know it. PLUS Cabbage Patch Geoff is back! WhooHoo.
2016-01-2227 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 61: Feduciary Droop!LISTEN!
Jim the Hammer and Alex Geofferies return for another episode of MWMB. Our first since July 4th.
We'll admit, it takes us a while to get into the swing of things, but with the Presidential race, the upcoming Hall-Murdoch wedding, and the usual dose of criminal insanity from Florida, we've got a lot of material to work with. Many thanks to NPR commentator, The Origional DB, for what has to be one of the funniest comments all week, and the source of our episode's title this week!
@npr-3014f73c00009f52cdafafb7ef7d93d4
2016-01-1724 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 60: Happy Canada Day!LISTEN!
In honor of Jim's Canadian Exile, we celebrate "Canada Day"...
This week, as we in America celebrate the Glorious Fourth, which marks the day we violently wrested our independence from our overbearing Mother Country, our Canadian siblings are ALSO celebrating the day when their years of patient waiting paid off, and Mother finally told them it would be okay if they got an apartment with their friends. Mother always did like them best...spoiled little brats.
2015-07-0510 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 59d: the day the bacon diedListen!
In the last (and yes, best) of our "Fun Sized" Episodes, we talk about two spectacular traffic accidents: a truck load of pigs AND a truck load of sharks. And, we salute the school teacher who took her class on a filed trip....to a SEX SHOP.
2015-06-3010 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 59c: The Computer That Ate the NewsListen!
Our Third "Fun Sized" episode. We talk about Computer Generated News Stories, and Cabbage Patch Geoff sums up the week's news (which, because our producer was such a slacker is now two weeks old) into one song! Whoo Hoo!
2015-06-2907 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 59b: :Putin Up the Toy TrainLISTEN!
In our last "Fun Sized" Episode, we talked about the Poll that says Lord Valdimort is ranking higher than many presidential candidates.
In this episode, we turn our eyes to International Politics. It seems that Putin has a new toy train- and it packs quite the thermonuclear punch. Plus, he stands up the Pope.
Finally, we find out how some pasty white people REALLY Pissed off the Malaysian Mountain Gods!
Links:
HEADLINE: RUSSIA BRINGS BACK
NUKE-TRAINS.
SOURCE: SPUTNIK NEWS
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2015-06-2815 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 59a: A Poll Lotta Fun!LISTEN!
The team is back with a fresh show (that's been sitting in the can for almost two weeks.) And, we're playing with a new format...shorter shows more often.
In this episode we talk about one of the first significant Presidential Polls...in which Valdimort is out-polling most of the Republicans, and the Shark from Jaws is out-polling ALL of the Democrats.
Plus, we look back at a story from 2008 in which Hillary spend tons of money on what was perhaps the dumbest piece of political swag in U.S. History.
Turn up...
2015-06-2714 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 58: Don't Pop the Bunny!LISTEN- You won't believe what they did to that poor bunny...
In Episode 58, Congress Passes the USA Freedom Act and Right-Wingnut Rand Paul and Left-Wingnut Bernie Sanders aren't happy. Meanwhile the NSA is looking at our grocery lists.Next we take a look at FIFA, Sepp Blatter, Vladimir Putin, and wonder how a sport no REAL American cares about can bring the world to the brink of war. Cabbage Patch Geoff has a front row seat and sings us song about the latest gathering of Republican Presidential hopefuls..it's called "Clown Car". In other, non-political events, we learn the res...
2015-06-0634 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 57: Penguin TeethLISTEN! JIM SINGS DISCO!
With Jim the Hammer out celebrating his birthday, Cabbage Patch Geoff sits in this week. He and Alex talk about Texas' psychitzophrenic relationship with the Federal Government. (Which is also the subject of this week's song.) Because Alex didn't plan on a show this week until Geoff saved it at the last minute, Jennifer Sergeant and the Newsroom team got the week off, but Geoff and Alex still find plenty to talk about, including Penguin Teeth and Themed Funerals. Not to mention the Horror Show that is Denny Hastert. And DON'T MISS the end...JIM...
2015-06-0228 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 56: No Sh--- No Kidding!
LISTEN! TURN ON YOUR
SPEAKERS!
No, seriously, download this show and turn on your
speakers. While it’s not the best of the
best, it’s still got: the OTHER Baby Charlotte, Vladimir Putin on the Cross, a
new Poll of American Voters says exactly what you’ve been thinking, a very
ironic case of censorship in Israel, and a Bio Bus from England that all of our
Presidential hopefuls could really get “behind”! See just why we called this episode: No S *# T !
2015-05-2331 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 55: Happy FeetLISTEN: This was one of the WEIRDEST weeks ever...
Download us and press play, because the news from last week was...mind numbingly odd. Politicians, Right Wing Nuts jobs and ratings hungry media exploit the the victims of the Amtrak crash. A Swedish Peace Groups puts a gay neon sign underwater for visiting Russian Subs. You won't believe the job Saudi Arabia wants, and the Police Department in North Adams, Massachusetts? Well...lets just say, their cells are FULL right now. Come back next week..
Plus, Cabbage Patch Geoff scores musically off Governor Skellitor of Florida and Jim...
2015-05-1836 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 54: The Mile High ClubListen!
This week, it seems as if EVERYBODY is a "Mile High" one way or the other. Alex is a mile high after playing the Bernie Drinking game with a campaign email from the Sander's campaign (He was drunk before he got through the first "HUGE" paragraph). A Russian space station was over a mile high, until it crashed. The right wing Texas legislature is trying to pass a law making it legal to get a mile high by smoking marihuana, because, well, apparently, God Wants it that way...and EVERYBODY in TEXAS must be High already, since the...
2015-05-1338 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 53: The (H)UGE Show! Bernie Runs!LISTEN: IT'S A HUGE SHOW!
Jim is back from vacation. We tackle the Royal Baby and speculate that Queen Elizabeth will not die, but become Robo-Queen, and Alex offers his explanations of why the Americans are so obsessed with the British Royals- it all comes down to our troubled teen years. Cabbage Patch Geoff tackles the Baltimore tragedy. Next, we climb a mountain with Kim Jung Un in North Korea, while a Russian biker gang tries to invade Poland...and THEN: BERNIE RUNS for PRESIDENT!! Lefties celebrate and MWMB comes up with the perfect Bernie Sander's Drinking Game...y...
2015-05-0430 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 52: Why Mama? Why?
LISTEN: DAD FILLS IN AS CO-HOST
This week, conservative right-winger Jim takes a well-deserved
break from the snow, ice and vicious polar bears of Canada. But just because he’s
gone, don’t feel that he is forgotten, most of this show is just jokes at his
expense. In Jim’s absence, Cabbage Patch
Geoff fills in as co-host. My Dad and I
talk alligators, Hillary Clinton, Ted Cruz and meet a man who got himself
tossed back in prison, because he needed the HEALTH CARE! Plus we meet one of the dumbest rednecks we
have yet come across he...
2015-04-2824 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 51: The Ballad Of Ian GibsonIT'S HERE: EPISODE 51!
This week, GOP Senators and POTUS hopefuls take up arms against the Government...which, uhm, is them, right? A man from Florida, yes, Florida AGAIN, lands his gyrocopter on the lawn of Congress...he wanted to spark a debate about the profligate spending of Washington...but instead, he sparked a debate in Congress on whether or not they should spend MORE money to protect themselves better. Putin pays his taxes...being the leader of All the Russias doesn't seem to pay very well...and we salute the late great Ian Gibson...an Ivory Hunter smushed by...
2015-04-1928 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 50: Flushed!LISTEN: Our 50th Show...
This week we take a look at the political circus. SPOILER ALERTS: Hillary is GOING TO RUN! Nobody saw THAT COMING! Rand Paul announces what his announcement was going to be-- wait for it-- HE is ALSO running for President. Vladimir Putin outlaws internet memes and the US Senate votes to sell off public lands. This week's salute is great. Jim tells us a tense story of Nazi subs, the RAF, and a trip to the bathroom which went horribly, horribly wrong. Come, pull up a chair and listen to Jim's Tail of U-1206, the onl...
2015-04-1429 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 49: Acoustic KittyListen!
During this week’s visit with our trio of Grumpy White Men,
we pay tribute to Congressman Aaron Schock, or as we fondly refer to him:
Representative Schlock, and his Downton Abby inspired walls. Cabbage Patch Geoff sings a short, but indignant
song about the alleged gag order from Florida Governor Rich Scott, forbidding
state employees to mention “Climate change”.
Plus, in our title story, we look at Operation Acoustic Kitty- the CIA’s
attempt to train cats as spies (no, we didn’t make it up.) Plus, during this week’s salute to a Scottish
Fisherman, we m...
2015-03-2231 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 48: "Cha-CHING!"LISTEN! THIS WEEK...
We stay (almost) completely clear of politics and focus on the odd and the ridiculous. A town in Alberta Canada outlaws swearing (and if you think that's BAD, Jim threatens to sing ALL of "Oh Canada"). What would happen to Alex if he were subject to that fine? Our guess is, he'd be broke. Time Magazine's Cover is artfully designed to suggest that Hillary Clinton is actually Satin in a pantsuit. Meanwhile, deep in the Heart of Texas, a Conservative Christian GOP Legislator suggests that it's time to Legalize Pot- Jim and Alex Find Religion. Cabbage Patch G...
2015-03-1529 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 47: Put Da Body In Da Pickup TruckLISTEN: WE PROMISE, IT'S FUNNY.* PUT THE BODY IN THE PICKUP TRUCK ( AND BRING IT ON IN )
This week: Free Range Parents Update. North Koren Leader bathes in "Knife Shower of Justice". Idiot in NJ proclaims "White History Month" (Even the Conservative and the Liberal agree on this...this guy is a dumb-ass.) Cabbage Patch Geoff sings an ode to Senator Inhofe. And not one, not two, but THREE criminals vie for our "Stupidest Moron In the News" weekly Salute... Folks, please don't miss "Put the Body In the Pickup Truck".
Download us to your iPhone, we prom...
2015-03-0928 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 46: The Senator with a Snowball
LISTEN! This Week- A
Snowball Fight on the Senate Floor.
Global Warming completely debunked…
This week, Cabbage Patch Geoff (uber liberal) gets revenge-through-song
on arch-conservative, Jim the Hammer. Despite
the gangland style killing of his rival, Vladimir Putin selflessly promises to “personally”
take charge of the murder investigation.
Here at home, Scott Walker tells us that, after vanquishing the
Kindergarten Teachers Union he is ready for ISIS. One of Obama’s cabinet puts
his foot in it. Meanwhile, snowball fight breaks out on the floor of the United
States Senate, and Alex issues a cry of despair – will he EVER grow up...
2015-03-0134 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 45: Double Header
LISTEN! It’s a Double Header this week. All our
favorite Villains in one place!
In
this week’s audio podcast: Anytime the boys know they can put Putin and
Strauss-Kahn in the same show, they know it’s going to be a good week. Plus,
the Wandering Hands of Joe Biden. Plus, Kim Jong Un’s new plane…Jim wants to
call it Air force Un. Governor Scott “I
ain’t got no Education” verses Howard “The Scream" Dean. Anti-Vaxxer Rand Paul makes a big announcement…about
a big announcement.
2015-02-2228 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 44: Raccoons In Aisle 12 or The Love Show...
LISTEN! Y'All won't
BELIEVE where we found the Raccoon!
In this week's audio podcast, Jim the
Hammer is hyped up on cold medicine, which apparently is for sale now in 55 Gallon
Drums. The Costa Concordia Captain goes to the brig...we're afraid he'll be
skipper of the prison garbage scow within six years. John Boehner says something, and Iowa
Republicans think Joni Ernst, the Bread-Bag-Wearing-Pig-Castrating US Senator
has what it takes to be POTUS! The anti-Vaccination
cause gets taken to its (ill)Logical extreme, and Raccoons show up in a pretty
unexpected place...the frozen food sec...
2015-02-1525 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 43: Thank Heavens for Little Girls
Everybody knows that Putin is this show's hands down favorite, but this week the boys celebrate the return of our second favorite creepizoid, Dominique Strauss Khan.
We head to France to peak in on his rape/prostitution trial. We also wonder at the inanity of Senator Thom Tillis, and his assertion that government regulations requiring restaurant
employees to wash their hands after using the bathroom is oppressive and unnecessary. Another darling of the Republican Fringe, Rand Paul, said that he has known of
cases where children wind up with mental disorders after getting a measles shot. Geoff has a great...
2015-02-0821 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 42: Ninth Life, or, Bart The Cat for PresidentThis week: Michelle Obama in Saudi Arabia, Bart the Cat, Dogg the Plow Driver and more.
This week, the boys start off...well actually, that proves to be a lot harder than you'd think...talk about Michelle Obama in Saudi Arabia, watch while John McCain calls the cops on a bunch of hippies, wonder if Bart the Cat might be the best choice for president, and think about who THEY would bury if THEY could drive a snow plow. All this, plus a new anti-Reagan song from Cabbage Patch Geoff on this week's episode of Middle Aged White Men Bi...
2015-02-0122 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 41: State of the Union.The boys take on democracy’s great pageant: the State of the
Union Address. Alex is thrilled that
Obama finally manages to close the barn door (after the horse has escaped and
voluntarily checked into the glue factory). Speaker John Boehner experiences
the ultimate Maalox moment. And are we the only ones who watched Senator Joni
Ernst’s tight lipped grin, robotic response and thought of Nurse Ratched? Also: Hillary does a (bad) Putin imitation, a
husband bulldozes his wife’s house, and Jim comes up with this week’s salute to
a British Birthday boy… Put us on your IPhone
a...
2015-01-2528 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 40: Free Range KidsThis week, Jim (Right Wing) and Alex (Left Wing) check in at
a “Muslim Free” gun range, ponder the notion of “Free Range Kids”, and Salute a
school principal who urges her kids to through canned food at school
invaders. Plus, Cabbage Patch Geoff
joins us for a song about the new Republican Congress… Download us and play us
in the car on your iPhone, on your computer, or whatever…but don’t miss your
weekly dose of American Style Crazy…right here on M.W.M.B.
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2015-01-1925 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 39: Je Suis Kirby DelauterThe boys go full circle this week. They start off depressed and disheartened over the senseless violence in Paris, France where the rights to free speech come under attack by crazed maniacs, and arrive back home in Maryland, where a stupid moronic politicians gets absolutely SCHOOLED in what Free Speech means. Along the way, Alex (the liberal) goes through a dark night of the soul as he is tempted to give into hate, and Jim (the conservative) deliverers a pretty damn good "we are all human" speech. Also, Putin's Christmas Tree, Congressional Hula Hoops, and John Stewart's Nazi Cows.
Hav...
2015-01-1123 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 38: CUBA LIBRE?You won't BELIEVE how the Donkey dies. Cohibas for EVERYBODY! Cuba is FREE (to visit). Sony needs to grow a pair. The return of Cabbage Patch Geoff. Plus: Is Valdamir Putin actually a robot? And we get to listen to a short sample (fair use anyone?) of former policeman Jim's FAVORITE Xmas tune... So download it to your Iphone, listen to it on that long sleigh ride to Grandma's House.
2014-12-2318 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 37: Brownies for SantaTwo average, everyday guys read the news of the day..and choke. This week: Christopher Lee Sings a Heavy Metal Christmas. Farmers bring their Sheep to the Effiel Tower. The USA unleashes the POWER of HIP-HOP on an unsuspecting Cuba. Chinese men feel the pains of giving birth. And, of course, somebody slips Santa some spiked brownies... You DON'T want to miss this Show. (PS- only ONE of these stories is not true)
2014-12-1326 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 36: DECK THIS!The boys from MWMB break their two year silence and return to the control booth. Jim's on the Left, Alex is on the Right....oh, no, wait, reverse that. Both of them are FED UP with politics in America...in this show...the war on Christmas, Putin's Tiger, America's bright future...
2014-12-1121 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB #14: Putin On the RitzA show from August of 2011. I think this was the first time we used the song "I want a man like Putin" which has become a running joke on the show.
2011-08-0915 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 02: What have you got to lose?THROWBACK THURSDAY.
April 7, 2011. Our second show...Jim has not yet acquired his "Hammer" moniker...we're still trying out different names. This week, he is Dangerous Jim. This episode is also noteworthy in that we debut the What Have You Got to Lose Political Party. Also, Commit the Conservative Wonder Dog makes his first appearance on the show. Jim and Alex debate student loans. A little blast from the past...
2011-04-0711 min
MWMB PodcastMWMB 1: Our First EpisodeOur First Show from back in March 2011... three years down, but very little in American Politics has changed...AT ALL!
2011-03-2315 min