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The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #105 - Let's Talk About Shiva Baby and Air Bud!We're back, folks!  Sorry for the delay!Cullen opens up about a bad thing- but everything's going to be fine!  Truly.  It's gonna be okay.Then we get right into it- we talk about Shiva Baby!  Is it the perfect coming of age movie?  Maybe!  Then it's Air Bud time- the movie about a dog that plays basketball- there's commotion, tragedy, bad haircuts, Pepsi, and dogs playin' the hell outta basketball!Join us for the thrills and the hijinks.  We love you all. 2024-06-2049 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #104 - Dream Scenario & Black Bear!Hello, good people!  Sorry we're a few days late with the latest episode- we lost an entire audio file because Cullen's computer crashed!  But we rerecorded it, and here we are, feast your heavenly ears on this!We talk about Kenzie gettin' her ass chewed out at school, old time comedy bits, and about our good friend and hilarious comic Ryan O'Flanagan!  Then we dive into the two films for this week's episode- Dream Scenario and Black Bear!  What are our reviews?  Thanks, friends!  Get into heaven by listening to this podcast!  You don't want to go t...2024-05-201h 05The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #101 - Corn Dogs and Films!Welcome back, everybody!We dive right in!  Season Three starts now- once a month for all you fine friends!We get a health update from Kenzie, we get a heartwarming tale from Cullen, then we dive into this year's Oscar hunt!  Then we discuss the assignments from the last pod- The Milli Vanilli documentary and Master Gardener!  How many corn dogs does this podcast cost you?  It's costs you NONE!  Even if they are fancy corn dogs from the tuxedo gas station!Thanks for listening!2024-02-151h 15The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #99 and a half!!!!!A little mini episode you say?  Well now- why is that?Because we are recording our 100th episode LIVE!  Live and in person at The Plus in downtown Eau Claire!  Thursday, January 11th!But in the meantime, we get together for a few goofs.  Cullen describes White Lightning and a vehicle mishap, Kenzie talks TV- Garfield minus Garfield, Jeff Bezos, and why you gotta listen to that voice in your head!We love you!  See you tonight at The Plus maybe?  That'd be swell!!2024-01-1119 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #99 - The Old Jalopy Full of SapCrank those horseless carriages into high gear, fools- it's another episode of the show!  The show you are about to listen to!  It has two people's names in it- it is the Kenzie & Cullen Show!This week, learn about horse meat, cat meat, Christmas trees, trials, crimes, and piles and piles and piles of sap.  Not sure what to do with your sap piles?  Well, look no further for a solution!Our live show is next week at The Plus in Eau Claire, WI- Jan 11th at 8pm.  Tickets are cheap, and all the money goes...2024-01-0338 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #98 - Fefe Dobson Pumping IronWooo weee!!!It's a post-Christmas Kenzie & Cullen Show!  You won't believe who's ass Santa is gonna crawl into on this one, folks. we talk cheese boxes, keyboards, beagles, and alligator pears.  Cullen quizzes Kenzie, and tries his best not to cough all over your ears in this one.  Get to it, champs!And come see the 100th episode LIVE at The Plus on January 11th, 2024.  Find more details at volumeonetickets.orgSorry for the late upload this week.  We had a terrible, terrible internet connection on this one, so the audio is a...2023-12-2844 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #97 - Let's Talk About Ready Or Not and Fanny & Alexander!Get your fannies ready to celebrate the year of the goose!  It's another MOVIE episode of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!First up, we chat a bit.  Cullen finds a way to solve the problem of all the plastic in the ocean!  Then Kenzie drops an absolute bombshell of information, which moves Cullen to cry real, audible, and blubbering tears on the podcast!  He full on cries in this one, folks!Then he does it again!  Because this week, we talk about the hilarious and fun horror film, Ready Or Not, then we discuss Fanny & Alexander!  A movi...2023-12-211h 26The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #96 - 1-800-BUTT-MUNCHCall now to order today, or send a self addressed stamped envelop with shipping and handling to the address on your screen!Hello good friends!  Today, we discuss Kenzie's inability to sleep!  We discuss old commercials!  We discuss the current season of Fargo!  We talk about college professors and we just have a ball!Thanks for listening to our lil' thing we do!  Sorry this episode came out late.  Cullen was too tired to finish editing it the other day!  2023-12-1438 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #93 - The Jerk StoreHey food eaters!  It's Thanksgiving!  Hooray!  Folks, we just chat it up in this one.  Movies, TV, paint, candles, Chris Parnell... those are all of the things!  Feast upon these words with your ears, you freaks!2023-11-2332 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #92 - Fix The Liberty BellHello!  This is our podcast! This week, we talk about Philad;elphia, and shit on it for no reason!  We know nothing about it and we've never been there!  We talk about elephants, Jurassic Park, Kenzie's job, and comedy!  It's fun as hell!2023-11-1640 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #91 - The Comedy Show at The Dairy QueenHello, secret spies and civilians!!  Welcome to another Kenzie & Cullen Show- this one is published on time!Today we discuss aliens, land mines, Dairy Queen, stars, heights, chicken, and all sorts of other silliness!  Grow out those beards and stare at the stars, cuz yer pals are here for ya!We love you!!!2023-11-0941 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #90 - Amish Noodles, Hot Flashes, and SlimeGood morning, fine listeners!  Sorry we were a little late with the upload this morning! But we are here!  The Kenzie & Cullen Show!What do we chat about this time?  Kenzie's noodle catastrophe, pizza, slime, Og, Dr. Fad, Figure It Out, Killers Of The Flower Moon, and other just random silliness- that's what yer gonna find!  Just a talkin' one- and it's fun as hell!Thanks for listening, folks!  Tell yer friends, find us on socials, and ask us questions!  We love you!2023-11-0232 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #89 - Let's Talk About Possession!Hello, weirdos, creeps, and normals!  That should cover all of you!This week on the Kenzie & Cullen Show, we talk about the 1981 horror film Possession.  It is a very normal movie.  Nothing strange happens at all.  Just kidding it is super fucked up and weird!  Holy shit!  Strap in, lean back, and let the squid handle this.  We love you!2023-10-2640 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #88 - Shut up, Chupacabra!Hello, loyal listeners and new listeners alike!  We greet you both!  What are these two friends talkin' about today?  We touch on arm wrestling, the rights of trans athletes, the movie Species (1995), and Kenzie gives us insight into the myth of the chupacabra!  It's a fun episode where there is talkin'!  We are glad that Kenzie survived her creepy encounter at the gas station!  We are glad we get to do this podcast!  weeeeee!!!!2023-10-1945 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #87 - Let's Talk About Flirting With Disaster and Waitress!Hey pals!It's another movie episode!  We talk about birthdays and baseball and such, then get right down to it!  Have you seen Flirting with Disaster or Waitress?  They both feature a star studded cast and some great performances.  How much do we like them?  Listen and hear!2023-10-1250 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #86 - Spooky Season Begins!Shake out those skeletons and ride those brooms, October is here, and the thrills and chills of spooky season come with it!In this episode, we get a much needed health update from our friend Kenzie, then we discuss Sun Chips, big boobs, backpacks, streaking, and hurt penises.  It's fun!  We assign each other another movie!  We laugh a lot!Join us... if you dare!!!!2023-10-0535 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #85 - A Store Full of Drugs?!It is too early in the morning to record a podcast- and yet here we are - with the sunshine and the birds, recording a special edition of the Kenzie & Cullen Show!We talk about bicycles, cats, dogs, teeth, books, drugs, playgrounds - and assign each other a new pair of movies to watch!  It's got it all!There's lots of laughing in this one, folks!  Enjoy!2023-09-2837 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #84 - Save Them From The Sex!Welcome to a supersized episode of the Kenzie & Cullen show, folks!  We are two friends in Eau Claire, WI who do comedy and like to talk- and we sure do talk on this one!We hear about sleep patterns, Cullen's run in with a cop and a weird guy holding a basketball, then Kenzie gets deep into a really, really horrifying crime!  We bring it all back with some texts from Kenzie's mom, and of course- a Seinfeld reference.Gel up your hair and walk your dog- this one is one for the ages!  Hell yea...2023-09-2154 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #83 - Ug It Up Out There!Well hello, fine listeners!  This podcast is like caviar for your ears, a butler for your thoughts, and a diamond-studded buttplug for your soul.  Hi!  We like you!  In this week's chat sesh, things get off to a rocky ass start with some Kenzie technical issues.  But we bounce right back!  We talk about tv, birds, windshield washer fluid, comedy, suits, spilling, mud, plants, and dark places!We decide there are too many hot people on TV.  It is annoying and it sucks.  Thanks for listening!  Not that many people do!  You are nice!2023-09-1438 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #82 - Raw and Uncensored!We donned our tightest red leather outfits for this one- Kenzie & Cullen!  Raw!  and uncensored!...with Kenzie's cancer and Cullen's bad habits/busy schedule, this one was last minute!  But we got it done!!!!!We talk about philosophy (Fill-Sloth-ally), Kenzie's treatment, our friend Ryan Kahl, comedy, hats, mattress fires, and we DID. NOT. EDIT. ONE. BIT. OF. IT.Thank you for letting us save time and at least get an episode out this week!  We love you!  next week's production quality will be bonkers, we promise.  2023-09-0735 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #81 - Howdy, Hecklers!Squeeble Heff-tooty to you and all the other rope throwin' cattle riders out there in the West!  It's another rip roarin' episode of the Kenzie & Cullen Show!Happy anniversary to Kenzie!  Happy jokes and talkin!  We dabble in all the stuff that makes this podcast what it is- movies, TV, jokes, comedy, medical updates... what else could you ask for?Do cowboys actually say the phrase Squeeble Heff-tooty?  ...they will now after this episode!  Be on the cutting edge of cool and listen now!2023-08-3140 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #80 - Really Stupid and Incredibly ViolentIt's a hot one out there!  Cool down with a couple of pals doin' some talkin'!Kenz and Cull talk about the movies they made with their siblings, we discuss the new Snow White movie, and we just have a hot boiling ball of ice cold fun!Plus, we introduce a new segment!Join us, won't you?2023-08-2435 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #79 - Let's Talk About While You Were Sleeping and Pee Wee's Big Adventure!Who knew comas could be so romantic?  Sandra Bullock, that's who!  In this episode, we talk about the films While You Were Sleeping and Pee Wee's Big Adventure!  Are they good?  Find out by watching them and listening to this!  We talk about both of them!  It's fun!Tell yer friends about our pod!  2023-08-1754 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #78 - Sex and Communism? ...Amazing!Hello, dear readers!  Right after you read this, you become a dear listener!  Then after this is over... SILENCE FOREVER.It's our show!  This week, Cullen updates us on an amazing weekend- comedy shows, baseball, crying (and no, those aren't the words that will be on his tombstone)!Kenzie gives us some thoughts and feelings about Oppenheimer and the lottery, and we talk about putting gasoline in our buttholes.Do not put gasoline in your buttholes.  But put the gasoline of love that is our voices into the butthole of your brain!  Enjoy!2023-08-1035 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #77 - The Beaches Of CorsicaHow goes it, loyal listener?  Today, we discuss the very sad death of Paul Reubens, then get real hopeful about the deaths of Ed Kemper and Henry Kissinger!  We discuss Santa Claus, The Tooth Fairy, The Easter Bunny, Aaron Eckhardt's giant mustache from Sully, that gopher from Caddyshack, and just have a rip roarin' time on the beaches of Corsica!Join us, won't you?2023-08-0342 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #76 - Blueberries & MustangsLo and behold!  We have another episode this week, friends!Today, we get another health update from Kenzie, and we talk cereal, blueberries, ghosts, movies, Cosmo quizzes, and children's TV.  A delight and a half for all!  Weeeeeeeee!    2023-07-2735 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #75 - Let's Talk About Le Cercle Rouge and The Parent Trap (1998)Have you ever thought to yourself, "someone should do a podcast about gritty French crime films from the 70s and also about Disney children's movies in the 90s"?  Well- we sure did, so we did it!In this episode, we talk about two very very different films!  Corey is a real cool French guy with a mustache!  The Parent Trap stars a young Lindsay Lohan- what do we think of these- you'll find out!  2023-07-2048 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #74 - Act Like GrownupsHello Kenzie & Cull-heads!  This is a special short episode!Kenzie is not feeling well, so we just chat briefly about how much Kenzie hates men pretending to be little boys in film!  We also talk about destroyed boats, Richard Ramirez, Disney films, and friendship!Enjoy, won't you?2023-07-1322 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #73 - No Sleeves, No Pants, That Is Our ServiceWhat's up, buttercups!  (not the flower, though- you guys are just big ol' cups filled with butter)On this edition of the Kenzie & Cullen Show, we discuss Taylor Swift, sleeves, pants, Seinfeld, The Bear (it returns!), we dole out movie watchin' assignments, and we have a rippin' good time!Feast them ears here!!!!2023-07-0645 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #72 - Poltergeist Key PartyWhy hello fine feathered friends!  Twist up yer beaks and flap those wings, cuz this podcast is for the birds!  It is also for humans, and you are one cool human who is reading this now (unless you are some weird smart  owl- one of those professor owl people, you've seen 'em).  This week, we hear a creepy story about a light night knocker, we talk about Kenzie's comfort movie (for real, it's a wacky choice), shows, movies, political stuff- it's all over the place- we even learn that Kenzie's parents were at The Last Supper - the...2023-06-2943 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #71 - The Way The Disgusting Cookie CrumblesHello fine friends!On this episode, we hear about how open mics have been going, there's plenty of TV Talk, and we learn about the Holy Roman Empire!  What a time to be alive!2023-06-2244 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #70 - Filthy, Stupid, and Somewhat ForgetfulGreetings, Cully Cult and the Funky Fresh!  That is your nickname now, dear listener!  Hell yeah!  Another episode of us two talkin'.Kenzie continues to get treatment in Rochester, MN- she's watched The Matrix and wants stuff to bury!  We talk about TV, fake baseball, Billy Shakes, and read some fan mail!It's a good time!  Join us!2023-06-1537 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #69 - Let's Talk About Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves and Ever After!Hey there Kenzie & Cull-heads!  It's another movie episode!We watched Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves and Ever After!  Both take place back in the olden days!  What can we say, we love watchin' movies with big piles of hay and a bunch of loud ass geese walkin' around.  It's fuckin' fun as hell!We rate these films, we talk about these films, we have a great time doin' it.  We get a short health update from Kenzie, we hear how her bathroom sounds, and we love you!Send us an email if you fucke...2023-06-0845 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #68 - The Other Thing!Well, howdy there!  Thanks for bein' here!Kenzie & Cullen comin' at ya in this one.  We talk about TV shows, movies, bathroom signs, babies, Kenzie's cancer treatment, and some other wild and wacky things.  It's fun!  2023-06-0145 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #67 - Restaurant Regret!What a fun episode- a trip through the wonderful world of imagination with your friends Kenzie & Cullen!We talk about ordering food at a fancy place (like Arby's) and regretting what you ordered because someone else at your table ordered something that looks better, and then you regret it, and you NEVER LET IT GO.  Then we talk about Kevin Costner's butt, Christian Slater's good looks, menopause, chicken wings, goofy claptrap, and sad, sick lobsters.  Lots o' jokes in this one, lots o' goofin' around.  Enjoy!  Send us emails!2023-05-2543 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #66 - One Stitch Per Half Inch!Hello, you lazy good for nothings!  We are here again with another episode, hot off the presses!  Just two friends talkin', havin' laffs!We talk about the Sims, how many children is too many children?  Robot babies, medical oddities, and how to fail at politics.  It's fun!  It's silly!  Nothing productive or meaningful is discussed in any way, shape, or form!  Just a couple of friends, actin' foolish and havin' sum laffs!  I spelled laffs wrong!  Three times in this description!2023-05-1833 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #65 - Let's Talk About Teen Witch and Donnie Darko!It's time for another movie episode of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!  We assign movies to each other, we watch 'em, we talk about 'em!  Cullen assigned Kenzie the hit (???) Teen Witch, Kenzie assigned Donnie Darko to Cullen!  One movie was shot in 1988, the other one takes place in 1988!  What do we think?  What will you think?  Listen in and find out!  Hell yeah!2023-05-1151 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #64 - Verbal Razzmatazz!Just a couple of friends, makin' each other laugh so much we almost pass out.  This episode includes a moment where Kenzie is full-on in tears, and unable to speak!We talk about Beau Is Afraid, Nope, and other movies, too!  Then Kenzie gives us a brief and informative history of Ranch Dressing.  From there, it descends into chaos.  Complete chaos.  Laughter galore, and a dose of verbal razzmatazz you can wash right down with wet, wet, ranch.This one is fun!  Give it a spin!2023-05-0436 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #63 - The Secrets of Bohemian Grove REVEALED!Scoot your lil' butts over here, folks!  It's time for another edition of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!  We talk about bad neighbors, Love Is Blind, politics, movies, Alex Jones, owls, poison, and give each other new film assignments!  We break some of those weird n' wacky commandments- can you count how many?This is one wacky fast train to cuckoo land!  All aboard?  You bet your lil' butt!  2023-04-2747 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #62 - The Funky Fresh EpisodeGreetings, all you small wonders!  This episode is out of this world!  It's new, it's here, it is funky fresh!In this episode, we hear about liquid sitcom characters, Cullen's poor financial decisions, tuxedos, caviar, and get a very important health update from our beautiful and wonderful friend Kenzie.  We recommend changing all of your dating app profiles to "comedian, and yes- I do want to talk about it!"Enjoy this podcast and we will pay you $100!**we will not pay you $100.2023-04-2037 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #61 - Mark Cuban: Rich Dad and FrankensteinHello, you beautiful beefcakes and sultry seductresses!  You've stumbled upon another episode of the Kenzie & Cullen Show!Today, we talk about the nightmare horrors of the show Shark Tank, bowling, volleyball, and Cullen shares stories about when his nards got into a few pickles!  We love you!!!!2023-04-1340 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #60 - Let's Talk About The Informant! and Ingrid Goes West(!)Boy howdy!  This is another movie episode of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!  Have you seen The Informant! or Ingrid Goes West?  ...well, you should!  We talk about these films, we also talk about how hard it is to wake up before the sun shines, we talk about how super weird all the things are?  I mean, everything is so weird, right?  ...Does Cullen tell Kenzie to shut up in the episode and immediately regret it?  You'll never know unless you hear!LIfe is a butterfly and the wind is the song.  The Kenzie & Cullen Show: America's greatest reason t...2023-04-0641 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #59 - The Wheelbarrow Trip To The Fish FryYou can do anything if you put your mind to it!  The world is yours for the taking!  That is the message of hope and change at the heart of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!In this episode, we discuss pet pigs, CANCEL CULTURE (we don't), movies, family, friends, and despair (but in a fun way)!  You are a bright shiny light in the dim dim world.  Go out and listen to a podcast- this podcast!  Made by us!2023-03-3043 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #58 - Doing Cocaine At The Top of The Empire State BuildingWe got a smooth and super episode for you dweebs today!   We talk about Cocaine Cher (the sequel to Cocaine Bear- it is basically the same movie but it is Cher in the woods on cocaine instead of a bear).  We discuss the newest member of Kenzie's family, pranks, babies, and we mock the British!  ...It's all very silly and smooth!  Ease that pain in yer dick and put this shit on!  You can hear it right now if you want!2023-03-2246 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #57 - Tinseltown Delight!The mother fucking Oscars were this past fuckin' Sunday!  We watched 'em, we talk about 'em, and we talk about Saved By The Bell, cats, and some other fuckin' shit.This is our podcast.  You are here.  Let's fuckin' party.  2023-03-1646 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #56 - Cover Your Head Hole, Here Come The MonkeysListen up, buttercups!  Kenzie & Cullen take you on a journey of the mind today- and all you have to do is fuckin' hit play.  We learn about the real life Grizzly Adams (spoiler alert, real dumb guy), we get an update on Kenzie's health, we talk about how Kenzie would not, under any circumstances, take a job as a reporter in a cave.  We discuss those little "doom dakka doom dakka dee da dakka" noises that band Korn used to make!  Why did they do it, and more importantly, why didn't anyone stop them?We lea...2023-03-0932 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #55 - The Smell of Great Ideas!Crawl out of your ponds and get a grip on this fun and friendly episode!We get another health update from Kenzie, then we dive right into showers, electric bills, OSCAR PREDICTIONS, and some other GREAT FILMS are discussed- films OVERLOOKED BY THE MEDIA ELITE (bad movies).  It's a nice lil' conversation, and we appreciate you listening!   Tell your friends, and call your girlfriends!2023-03-0241 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #54 - Let's Talk About Welcome To The Dollhouse and The Princess Diaries!Hello, Heater Matarazzo Superfans!  This week,  The Kenzie & Cullen show does a special MOVIE TALK!!  Watch 'em, love 'em, rate 'em, let us know what ya think!This episode kicks off on discussing Cullen's Dad's shed- he burned one down, now he's building the shed of his dreams!  Then we talk about the Welcome To The Dollhouse and The Princess Diaries!  Are both of these films about bullying?  Kinda!  Do both star Heather Matarazzo?  They sure do!  Are there a ton of other similarities?  Of course not!It's a fun discussion, we hope you like i...2023-02-2343 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #53 - Who Am I, And What Have I Done?Greetings, valued listeners!  Put some honey on yer banana bread, cuz we're back again this week!  You knew it was coming, and that's why you're here!What is in store for you this week?  More of that goofy dumb talkin' these two buffoons unload your way, that's for sure!   Kenzie and Cullen discuss that surviving the apocalypse sounds awful!  We talk comedy and comedy shows, We talk about the best kinds of loafs (spoiler alert- it's bread)!  We also get a Kenzie health update.  We love you!  2023-02-1634 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #52 - I'll Watch Your Drink If You Baptize My Kids!Gather round, fair children, and receive the Holy Sacrament of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!We start off the episode with a post-surgery update from our friend Kenzie- what color is her pee?  Was there a lizard in there?  You'll never know unless you listen!We also get a good dose of the ancient tale of The Green Children of Woolpit, followed by the less-ancient-but-somehow-more-ridiculous tale of the Steven Seagal film Above The Law!  We talk about running the door at shows, conspiracy theories, and hell yeah- we just have a humdinger of a time!   W...2023-02-0945 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #51 - A Light in the Terrible Titty Titty DarknessWell look at you adorable lil' whippersnappers!  Thanks for tuning in to the Kenzie & Cullen Show!  In this one, we talk about Kenzie's upcoming Cancer surgery.  We wish her well!  Then we talk about Fleischman Is In Trouble, The Last Of Us, and the return of comedy to The Plus in downtown Eau Claire, WI.  It's fun!  We liked making it!  Thank you!!!!!2023-02-0239 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #50 - Feck!Put on your feckin' snakeskin jackets, it's time to express your individuality and belief in personal freedom with another episode of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!In this one, we talk Oscar season, Irish accents, The Immortal Works of Nick Cage, and Piss Christ!  Dive on in, this one gets fancy!2023-01-2639 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #49 - Vladimir Putin's Football Picks!Strap a stuffed animal to your favorite cheeseburger eatin' shirt, and point the holes of your ears to this!In this episode, we talk about The Menu, Putin, embarrassment, cancer, football, family, and just have sweet ass good time!It is fun and a bit on the bonkers side!  So tie that syphilis to the string of a kite and fly through the glory of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!2023-01-1938 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #48- Professor Sex is Here, and Class is in Session!Get ready to shovel sand and gobble those Bennys, The Kenzie & Cullen Show is here! We go all over the place in this big fun episode.  We get a cancer update from Kenzie (because Kenzie has cancer), we talk about movies, open mic night, Chippendales, The Beautician and The Beast, My Favorite Murder, Pringles, and a bunch of pop culture and comedy stuff, just like you like it!Enjoy, and study up for that "F" from Professor Sex!2023-01-1248 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #47- Let's Talk about UHF and Babe!Put some pork in your pocket and eat food that hurts- it's time for The Kenzie & Cullen Show - Movie Talk Edition!Before all that starts, we talk about New Year's Eve, eating contests, and a squirrel so big it terrified Kenzie!Then we talk about Weird Al's masterpiece UHF and the talking animal magnum opus Babe.  These movies are rad as hell, and we like talking about them!So throw on your fleece and cook up some bacon and watch them along with us!  Thank you for listening!2023-01-0557 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #46 - No Gremlins Need Apply!!!!!!!  It's our last podcast of the year!  Season Two starts next week!We talk about the impressive minds of Gremlins, Christmas cookies, bros in wigs, CGI, a Kenzie Cancer Update, and other announcements aplenty!Thank you for listening!send us an email at kenzieandcullenshow@gmail.com, we will read it on the pod!  2022-12-2942 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #45 - A Brush of Left HairAhoy there, gods and goddesses!  This episode is a breath of fresh air/a brush of left hair!We try not swearing on the pod, but only last a few minutes!  There's childhood stories, Austin Powers (he's so horny!), TV Talk, elk drawn carriages, Italian mockery, and new movie assignments!  We hope you like it!  It's us talking, and we do it the whole episode!  Don't lose your goddamned checkbooks, and drop us a line at kenzieandcullenshow@gmail.com2022-12-2250 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #44 - "C" is for "Heart"!What's that smell?  We know what it is!  From out of the swamp crawls another installment of the Kenzie & Cullen Show!  Is it the audio conversational comedy you crave?  You better believe it!  Is maybe describing it as smelling like a swamp a terrible choice when we are trying to get new listeners?  Yes!  It is a terrible decision!This week, we talk about the classic, tragic, and deeply terrible/great soap opera Passions, the glories of Croatia (second only in Kenzie's heart to a love of soccer), bad books, big bald brains, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and the...2022-12-1534 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #43 - Unicorns and WartsThis podcast episode was discovered in an ancient cave, next to bones and shards- the remnants of a lost civilization.  After decades of painstaking research, the world's finest scientists now bring you The Kenzie & Cullen Show #43- Unicorns and Warts.Was it worth the 14.3 billion dollars and the lives of the 17 workers who died to bring this podcast to you?  No question.  They had to dump a bunch of poison on this podcast to get it to work, and some of those hairbrained researchers smelled the stuff!  We told them not to, but they were just so curi...2022-12-0838 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #42 - A Ruthless Attack On Green BeansHello, you fools and friends!  We are back with a jam-packed, full-throttle, no holds barred, in your face assault on your laugh lines and love of green beans!We talk Thanksgiving, we talk books, we talk movies, we talk about Cullen's coordinated attack on a store from his youth, yelling at pastors, pumpkins, and a bunch of other dumb shit.  You love dumb shit!  It's all here to hear!  Hell yeah!2022-12-0150 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #41 - The One with no Kenzie!Hey dweebs!Kenzie was too busy and sick to record this week.  That is fine!  We love her!This episode is just a quick little message from Kenzie regarding her benefit.  Then some audio files from comics from around the country, showing their support:Reena CalmMary MackStewart HuffTommy BayerAli SultanTim HarmstonSam TallentJodie MaruskaGrant WinkelsandSean PattonStill want to donate?Head here:https://www.gofundme.com/f/kenzies-cancer-benefit?qid...2022-11-2414 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #40 - Let's Talk About Just Visiting and La Moustache!It's another movie edition of your least favorite podcast!We watched Just Visiting (spoiler:  it fucking sucks!)  and La Moustache!  We talk about them!  We have a silly good time here, folks- listen in!  Weeeee!!!!Kenzie's Cancer Benefit is November 18th, 2022 at 6pm at The Brickhouse in Eau Claire- so stop in if you can!!!  If you can't, you can help out here.2022-11-1754 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #39 - Laura Linney Totally Fucking Rules, Like, Seriously.You're gonna wanna jump through a wall or fall through a floor for this one, folks!  It's another smoking hot joint filled with weed that you can smoke and get high off of, but instead of weed it is a podcast, and you can't smoke it, you just listen to it with your ears and an open heart filled with thoughts of love (and weed)!In this week's episode, a couple of shit-for-brains dumbfucks talk about a bunch of fuckin' garbage.  Friends named Brian, lawyers, lightning strikes, middle names, Weird Al, twitter, films, time, love, death, the in...2022-11-1047 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #38 - Erotic Encounters in the New York NightCarve up those shoes and twiddle those thumbs, because another episode of The Kenzie & Cullen Show is hot off the presses!  Extra!  Extra!  Listen all about it!This week, we discuss terrible songs we get stuck in our heads, wonderful shows that we love and rewatch, jazz clubs, kisses, lollypops, huns, Bop Magazine, and takin' a piss.  It's like feeling the wind on your knees and the breeze that can please!We also assign each other new movies!  We will watch them and talk about them two weeks from now!What songs do you h...2022-11-0332 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #37 - Take A Page Right Out Of That Beef BookLo and behold, weary wanderers!  Drink and be merry at the tropical trough oasis that is the Kenzie & Cullen Show!  The sweet nectar of our angel voices will fill you with light and love!This week, we learn about Kenzie's propensity to eat raw bear meat!  We get a very good health update, talk books, talk Mean Tweets (Cullen had a Mean Tweet read on Kimmel!), then we talk about the hell on Earth that is the season of political ads.  It's all stupid, it's all fun, and here it is.  Celebrate and feast!2022-10-2737 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #36 - Give It Up For Our Sponsor!The raven crows at the strike of midnight, the skeletons cheer as they put on their witch hats.  A terror grips you with a chill and a darkness- your soul screams.  Your cries are never heard, because instead, you hear the Kenzie & Cullen Show!What will save you from these frights and terrors?  US!  We talk about sledgehammers, Peter Dinklage, Gorilla Glue, television, and that is pretty much it!Mark your calendars for November 18th at The Brickhouse in Eau Claire- Kenzie's Cancer Benefit is there and then!  We will see you there, and we will...2022-10-2039 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #35 - Kenzie Faked The Moon Landing!Twinkle your toes and batten down the hatches, this audio file is coming straight this way!We goof off so beautifully in this one.  We talk greatest fears, Florence Pugh, Billy Eicher's movie BROS (it was very funny and good), rat-baiting, bubonic plague, and Tiny The Wonder (a famous dog)!  We get a medical update from Kenzie, and talk up the good times at open mic and the bad times on social media.  Topics galore, fun in bunches, and the kind of banter you've come to know and love- The Kenzie & Cullen Show- patriotic enough to fake the...2022-10-1336 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #34 - Let's Talk Fight Club and Standing Ovation!Strut your stuff and fill those mouths!  It's time for a big, bright, clean, and courteous episode of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!This week, we talk about the 2010 tween musical Standing Ovation, which is unbelievably bad and terrible!  Then we talk about Fight Club.  Do we like it?  Yes!  Does it have a ton of problems neither of us are smart enough to talk about intelligently?  You better believe it!Enjoy, you goofs!  This is the perfect thing to listen to while cruising around on your jetski.  2022-10-0653 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #33 - You're Allowed To Hate Patch AdamsHey everybody!We talk a little bit about movies and family in this one, the rest gets... well, you'll see. It's a big one, so no big jokes and dumb stuff to say in the episode description.  Give it a listen, we love you!2022-09-2943 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #32 - The Chimichanga EpisodeFueled by delicious food, Kenzie & Cullen sit down in Kenzie's living room, and just have a great ol' time!We talk food (have the chimichangas at La Tacqueria La Poblanita), jobs we've had, bad neighbors, high dives, and digital cats.  Come hang out with us!And check out the comedy of Stewart Huff, our good friend and an amazing performer!2022-09-2239 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #31 - Pigs & Potatoes!Scream your loudest screams and jump your biggest jumps, old friends!  Kenzie and Cullen are comin' at you fresh, loud, dumb, and proud!We find out the sunny and sandy location of Kenzie's mini-vacation for her 5 year anniversary!  We learn about a war that almost happened in the Pacific Northwest! We read a fan email! We pounce on problems, address all annoyances, and fight like hell.  We are Kenzie & Cullen, history's greatest threat to the social fabric!  Listen! Laugh! Love!2022-09-1537 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #30 - Let's Talk About Clifford and Dog Day Afternoon!Pssst.  We'll let you in on a lil' secret here, folks.  This podcast?  This one?  This one right here?  The one you are reading about right now?  ...yeah, that's right.  This one.  This is the podcast where we talk about Clifford and Dog Day Afternoon!  Two movies that are so similar, they might as well trade names!  Pacino and Short!  (by the way- we looked it up- Al Pacino is shorter than Martin Short.  by one inch.  Cool!!!!)Snuggle into this meaty stew of delights and doofery.  Your best pals Kenzie and Cullen talk about these two movies.  They...2022-09-0835 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #29 - The Best Way To Experience Stand-Up Comedy Is At 3pm, Outdoors, At An Event Filled With ChildrenWe've got a doozy of a show for you little rat people today!We talk about Cullen's college radio days, 9/11, Batman (1989), and the joys and traumas of stand up comedy!  It starts out great, gets even greater, takes a huge leap to super great, and ends with the greatest shit you've ever heard in a podcast!It's a fun one, folks!  Have a listen, and drop us a line with questions or comments!  2022-09-0134 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #28 - Icelandic GraverobbingGrab your decoder pants and your thigh high baseball caps, you squirmy weirdos!  It's time for another super underground, top secret, harmful if swallowed episode of the Kenzie & Cullen Show!  In this week's jaunt of jabber, we go on and on and on about reality singing competitions, graverobbing, sperm whale penises, wine, wool, concerts, and Beethoven (the dog, not the song guy!)  We find out what nonsense Kenzie was up to at 1am one night, we find out what movies these two loudmouths want each other to watch for a future episode! Spin your third tail...2022-08-2535 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #27 - In This Economy? I Mean- It's Like A Hornet's Nest!In June of 1815, Napoleon was defeated at The Battle of Waterloo.  In August of 2022, Kenzie and Cullen recorded this podcast.What are these two doofs up to this week?  We talk about Alex Jones, getting stage time at the grocery store, movies, toys, more movies, men in suits, therapy, and I mean, folks- in this economy?  It's like a hornet's nest!Over 22,000 soldiers were wounded or killed  in 1862 at The Battle of Antietam, and this podcast can be listened to for free right now!2022-08-1837 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #26 - Let's Talk About The Wrong Guy and Windfall!It's another FILM REVIEW SHOW from Kenzie and Cullen- two people who have never made a film, been in a film, or produced a film- but you better believe we've watched 'em!  We have words and thoughts and we make the thoughts into words and say them!  Holy Shit!The Wrong Guy is a hilarious movie Cullen loves- does Kenzie feel the same?  Windfall is a Netflix original starring The Plems- and Kenzie suggested it to Cullen!  Does Cullen like it?  Find out!  We also chat about Seinfeld (of course), The Cheesecake Factory (of course), and jo...2022-08-1149 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #25 - Flowers Are Good.Garfield Hates Mondays, Fridays I'm In Love, Today is the day you dribble this sweet syrup into your life- The Kenzie & Cullen Show!Today, we talk about all of the exciting topics, topics the world needs!  Wheel Of Fortune, mythical Japanese beasts who love wrestling and cucumbers and having interesting butts, sheds burning down, dogs with interesting names, and Kenzie's downright obsession with Ranch dressing.  Is it fun?  You're absolutely right, it is.  Do we solve the climate crisis?  We do not!  In fact, we don't even try!  We just talk!  And you can listen to it!2022-08-0437 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #24 - Celebrity Crushes and the Slaughter of Bald EaglesTwo of the dumbest lowlifes in this Universe are back with their old bag o' tricks!This week, we talk comedy, bald eagles, billboards, driver's exams, and celebrity crushes!  Who is Kenzie's celebrity crush?  You'll have to play this little old thing to find out!  Want to hear Kenzie's haggis recipe?  You will, but you probably shouldn't! Wanna hear the music of our friend Caitlin Cook?  You can find it on all the streaming platforms!  2022-07-2841 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #23 - Sweet Papa's PromiseTie down your mattress and clear out the ditches, it's time for the Michael Jordan of The Kenzie & Cullen Show episodes!  It's number #23, and we are so proud to be (here)!In this little bite of talkin' and laughin', we go over the most exciting new feature of Kenzie's new apartment- what will it be?   You must listen to see (hear)!We talk about theater, The Onion, how much Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson can go fuck themselves, and the movie The Batman!It's great.  It's so fun, folks.  We swea...2022-07-2133 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #22 - Let's Talk About Blast From The Past and 69 Love Songs!It's a share and review episode for you, our sweet little babies!  Who's a good baby?  Who's a good baby?  Yes.  Yes.  You're such a good baby!We talk about the classic 20th century film Blast From The Past, we talk about the Magnetic Fields' record "69 Love Songs".  What will our reviews be?  You have to listen to find out, you fool!  We are so proud of you.  You did it.  You read these words.  You are truly one of the greats.  2022-07-1452 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #21 - Santa SardinesWe remember to introduce Kenzie in this one!This is a fun one, folks.  We talk Tim Allen (of course), fish grease, haircuts, a beer that makes you stupid, one-armed jerks, hoarding, DMVs, and pissin'.  Lots of piss talk.  It's fun, it's wild, it's got so much style!Is there a big announcement in the second half of the episode that WILL CHANGE THE SHOW FOREVER?  You better bet your sweet cheeks there is.  This one is fun.  Most of them have been.  Get your ears out and crank this sweet little thing, it'll a...2022-07-0739 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #20 - The Slamming Of The DoorWe get up to a bunch of stuff today, friends!  Cullen and Kenzie talk about switching bodies, MTV shows that lie to you, people who remember everything, accidents, songs, and the glory that is comedian Reena Calm (her first album comes out July 1st on Helium Records!  Go get Calmedy!  Reena is one of the best in the country!!!)Light a fire, chant a spell, and cuddle up in your favorite hiding place, and turn your mind onto this fun!  2022-06-3049 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #19 - Scary Stories and Ghost BugsPut on your spookiest pants, you crybabies and goofballs!  In this sweet chunk of auditory beauty, you're gonna hear about some creepy Latvian teacher, bugs, mice, bats, and enough babble and silliness to make your bones tremble!  You'll scream.  You'll squirm.  You'll email us at kenzieandcullenshow@gmail.com!2022-06-2341 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #18 - Let's Talk about Robocop and A Little Princess!This week's episode is special- everyone says so!We talk about Robocop- Kenzie had never seen it before!  We also talk about A Little Princess- an incredibly dark and terrifying children's movie!  Do we like them?  You can hear about it here!We talked to Joe Rogan  and he said, "uuuuhhhhh wow.  kicking.  fighting.  fuck, man.  supplements.  Richard Pryor.  Fuck, bro." That never happened!  What I typed about Joe Rogan is not true at all!  It was a fake thing I wrote down right here in the podcast description!2022-06-1649 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #17 - Oh! My! Orcas!Kenzie and Cullen are back at it again- those loudmouthed miscreants, pumpin' talking content into the void!This week, we talk masculinity, orcas, sandwiches, and the mysteries of the entire Universe.  What does Kenzie associate with baseball?  Will Cullen scream for no reason?  What other passions and triumphs will they discuss?Laugh with us.  Or don't.  Either way, this recording exists!2022-06-0940 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #16 - Get Outta Here, Shorty!Did you know that if you invest one dollar a day, you could end up a millionaire by the end of the decade?  With these simple tips, you can achieve all of your financial goals, become the person you've always wanted to be, and develop the skills and know how to...  nah, none of that is true.  We just talk in this one!  Soccer, books, sunburns, coaching, murders, television- just a giant gabfest full of goofs and guffaws!  This podcast will immediately make you poor.  All of your money will be gone if you make it eve...2022-06-0235 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #14 - Let's Talk About Bedazzled and Showgirls!Ooooooh baby!  The two most influential and important films of the last 100 years, in one podcast?  You bet your tired old ass!   We talk Bedazzled.  We talk Showgirls.  We have a total ball.  Why not watch both before you listen?  That could be fun!  Will you like them?  Do we?  What happens when we die?  The Kenzie and Cullen Show answers every single question in this episode.  You're welcome!2022-05-2654 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #15 - The Lost Episode!Psssst- we will let you in on a lil' secret tidbit.  Sometimes we record episodes that go too long, contain too many personal things, or just drag in weird ways.  So we don't release those!  But we are releasing this one!!!  It is a bunch of stuff from other eps that we've spliced together!  It's fun!  Enjoy!  2022-05-2636 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #13 - Ducks, Nightmares, and a Deal With The Devil!As the morning sun bursts upon the horizon, softly serenading the morning dew, you stumble upon this podcast, and your sad little life is renewed!Fill the holes in your brain with this- we talk about movies, sleep, ducks, and fun stuff that will make you smile!  What movies made Cullen walk out of the theatre?  Is Kenzie going to hate Cullen forever because of what he makes her do at the end of this episode?  You gotta hear it!  As the sun fades and night owns the sky, you whisper, "This episode slaps."  Yes.  It sla...2022-05-1943 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #12 - Boston: Bring Your Biggest Belt BuckleThe bravest and strongest minds in America are at it again!  Cullen explains a script he wrote that no one ever saw.  Kenzie has a fun night out with friends.  We talk about all the things that make Boston famous.  Mark Ruffalo is a HUMK (halfway between a HULK and a HUNK- because "M" is the letter between "L" and "N" in the alphabet and he played the Hulk and he is a Hunk... you guys get it).Throw this podcast in the dirt and roll around in it for a while!2022-05-1234 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #11 - Much Ado About Birthday SpankingsHere we are- us two idiots jabberin' and laughin' like the goons we love to be!  We talk cigars, weddings, Shrek, Shakespeare, parties, Ozark, and being very, very cool.  If you don't listen to this, you will have a scary dream tonight!  Oh no!  You will be publicly speaking naked and a werewolf is coming after you!  You better listen or you will swim in the horror of the night!2022-05-0538 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #10 - Chairs, Pickles, and A Horrible MurderOH GOOD GRAVY!  Our darkest episode yet.  We actually warn you up top.Kenzie really brings in some stuff.  Not much else to say.  Mark Ruffalo is very cute?  We get to a place and we talk.  Chairs are discussed, and the discussion was enjoyed.  We talk about dogs and really- the rest of it is pretty serious shit.  We hope you enjoy it!2022-04-2852 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #9 - Everyone Should Do Cocaine All of the Time.Kenzie and Cullen are at it again with their dumb asses, talking into microphones!  They talk taxes, parties, gray hair, pornography, the prison system, Coyote Ugly, and cocaine!  This episode is rammed right up to the gills with the terror and thrills you come to expect from two of America's greatest minds.  Swim in this filthy pond of fun, why don't you?2022-04-2142 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #8 - Birds, Balderdash, and Mark WahlbergAvocado insanity, speed boat captains, elderly chickens, and bunch of dumb stuff!  Kenzie watches a movie, and doesn't understand what all the hub-bub was all about.  Cullen rages about cartoons and grocery stores!  Everyone who listens to this episode will go to heaven!2022-04-1437 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show #7- Sleeping with Guns, Swimming with Channing TatumKenzie and Cullen record after dark this time, folks.  We talk about why Magic Mike is rad, the glory that is above ground pools, and sluts!   So much fun is had, and we both survived.  The intrigue and mysteries keep unfolding!!!!!2022-04-0743 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show! #5 - How Many Things We Can Do With Blood?How many things can we do with blood?  We count some of them.  Another car accident happens.  Cullen reveals two deep dark secrets never ever revealed anywhere before.  This episode sucks- but you love bad things!  That is why you will listen and tell everyone else to listen- because you like bad things!2022-03-2440 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show! #4 Bazongas & Bacon BonanzaWell now- who thought we would ever make it to number four?  But here we are!  We talk about chicken, a real bad doctor, more about chicken, friendship, happiness, and lots of other stuff.  Can your puny little dumb mind even take this?  I bet it can!  Even though your brain is very stupid, you can listen to this!2022-03-1745 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show! #3 Perfumely SpeakingHey doofballs!  This is our third one!  We talk about smelling, shipwrecks, toothpaste that makes your teeth real strong, a great movie, and Cullen talks shit.  Pour some of this sweet and savory audio right into your cortex!2022-03-1038 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show! #1- Beating Your Laundry On Rocks By The River Has Never Been Cooler!This is our first podcast!  We talk about the dentist, video games, movies, mouth transplants, goofball dumb stuff.  Hop on in and feast yer hairy little ears on this!2022-03-1035 minThe Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show!The Kenzie & Cullen Show! #2 The Great T-Shirt Capers of Our TimeOh my goodness!  Our second one!   We talk about t-shirts, a really nasty murder, Ozark, and uncles!  Pour your big ol' hear holes into this little nugget!2022-03-1040 min