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Drunk SafariLive Show II: 2 Live, 2 Furiousa.k.a.`Health boundary hogs` and `Butt Straw McGraw` Fuck yeah. We're live with Drunk Safari veterans JOE WADLINGTON and SARAH GAILEY for a self-care animal extravaganza. We talk coping mechanisms, things that roll into a ball, mom being a bitch and so much more at our last live show. Adam makes a cameo and we play a game. Show Notes Sarah Gailey's Website Magic for Liars by Sarah Gailey River of Teeth, Taste of Marrow by Sarah Gailey Fisher of Bones by Sarah Gailey Sarah on Twitter Joe on Twitter J...2019-10-021h 15
Drunk SafariBACKFLIP!a.k.a. ‘misplaced furry pancakes’ and ‘the count of monte kitty-stos' Love of my life and beard face ADAM WOLF is back, to talk about the raviolis of the forest, SOUTHERN FLYING SQUIRRELS. Inspired by John Vaillant's amazing book, The Tiger, I cover Siberian or Amur tigers, who are *terrifying* Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Adam on Twitter Adam's new podcast, The Lyft Mobile Podcast Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook 2019-04-0539 min
Let's Not PanicState Your Deal, Not DogAt long last we pack up Shadow again, and hit the road. From Death Valley, to Lake Mead, Phoenix and back again, it feels mostly the same to be on the road again, but this time with a bonus doggo! With Taco all grown up, some changes have had to be made. We talk not dogs, being an indoor kid, talking to robots and our various opinions about driving your overlanding vehicle at night in our all new Let’s Not Panic. Show Notes Moon Cheese, Cheddar on Amazon Let's Not Pa...2019-01-0729 min
Drunk SafariIn My Human Skinsa.k.a. ‘compost pile shit loungers’ and ‘bad fashion collateral damage crocodiles’ Co-host and panda racist ADAM WOLF is back to shit all over everyone's favorite animal. We talk animals who may not deserve saving and animals who *totally do* in our newest episode, covering Panda Bears and Orinoco Crocodiles. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Adam on Twitter Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook 2018-11-0934 minLet's Not PanicGod of VomitsOoooH we love it when you have sick stories, they say, give us more poop stories they say. First of all, how dare you, and secondly FINE. We talk Ireland, including some beautiful cliffs, great food, and also like, the sickest Maggie has ever been in her whole life. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon The Drunk Safari Podcast Let's Not Panic on Instagram Taco on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter ...2018-10-0235 minDrunk SafariMerely *Posing* as Birdsa.k.a. 'Maybe-Wizard Head Ripper Offers' and 'Happy Good Time Friendship Birds' It's all birds all the time in our newest episode! Excellent human and pretty ok guest, ADAM WOLF, is back to discuss which animals are and are not secretly wizards hiding in a birds' bodies, falconry, dog birds and things that go HOO in the night. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Adam on Twitter Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook That time we met a Harris Hawk That time owls fucking went on and o...2018-09-3035 minLet's Not PanicDog BirdWe’re meat-bagging it up, with a stay at a foofy Scottish resort that fully looks like Downton Abbey, and some time by the Lochs and in Oban. Adam is pretty high on golf— will it be enough for him to actually use his clubs at home? PROBABLY NOT. Maggie eats her body weight in seafood. We make friends with a Harris Hawk. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon The Drunk Safari Podcast Let's Not Panic on Instagram Taco on Instagram Let's Not Panic on Y...2018-09-1439 minLet's Not PanicCopilot RandomizerJet lag is real, and so is this new episode. Don't worry, Taco is safe and sound in Berkeley, but Maggie and Adam are in Scotland! Also, likely safe and sound. One must assume. We talk delicious foods, aimless wandering, excellent museums and also Maggie's NEAR PERFECT copiloting skills. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon The Drunk Safari Podcast Let's Not Panic on Instagram Taco on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook 2018-08-3034 minDrunk SafariMale Steps Up, Becomes a Womana.k.a. ‘pinchy mc paralysis faces’ and ‘feminist life goal fishes’ ADAM WOLF is a dirtbag, and also he's back! We talk animals that grow up to 4.5 inches long, which is the only thing they have in common. Terrifying arachnids! Fish we should learn from! It's opposites day on the podcast, I guess. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Adam on Twitter Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook 2018-07-2731 minDrunk SafariDead Cats in the Freezera.k.a.‘mind control poop worms’ and 'family reunion black belters' It's opposite day on Drunk Safari, with two animals that are so different it seems bonkers to talk about them on the same episode. Official co-host and mustache wearer ADAM WOLF is back to talk about the parasites that make us go cat-person CRAZY and also, African Elephants. As you do. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Adam on Twitter Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter World Wildlife Fund International Anti-Poaching Foundation 2018-06-1541 minDrunk SafariCreepy Little Bug Handsa.k.a. ‘misandry zombies’ and ‘something is wrong it’s time to go to the OBGYN discharge fish’ Oh girl. Someone had to cover them, and we're very pleased to report that it is civil rights labor attorney REBECCA LEE who has taken on the task of defending praying mantises. We talk obscure, medieval art and also MURDER. Also discharge. We got a lot done that day, and honestly I'm very proud of both of us. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Adam on Twitter Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter J...2018-06-0834 minLet's Not PanicState of StabbynessWe're baaaaaaaack! And it's been a hot minute. We talk about our most recent adventure, crimes against Shadow, and our dog the best dog in the world. Shadow faces her strangest injury. Adam doesn't understand Palm Springs. Taco finds a tortoise! Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon Map of this leg of the journey Desert Tortoise on Wikipedia The Drunk Safari Podcast Let's Not Panic on Instagram Taco on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook 2018-06-0626 minDrunk SafariMouse Traina.k.a. ‘buzz balls’ and ‘drought resistant snake-hoppers’ ADAM WOLF is back to talk about the world's smallest bird. We talk hyper adapted rodents and weensy, adorable birds. Fist fights are won all around. The Artist Formally Known as Prince makes an appearance. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Adam on Twitter Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 2018-04-2730 min
Drunk SafariBLOODSUCKERS!a.k.a. ‘skin-divers’ and ’nosferatu finches’ ADAM WOLF is back to talk REAL LIFE VAMPIRES, both insect and avian. Because listen, some animals are jerks, that's just that. Adam talks ticks, which are disgusting, and Maggie's all about the booby-harassers, also known as Vampire finches. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Adam on Twitter Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 2018-03-2932 minDrunk SafariThat's not Real!a.k.a. 'apex forest masters' and 'happy heterosexual peacock monkey' Maggie and special guest ADAM WOLF contemplate divorce after a foray into crytozoology. We talk animals that may or MAY NOT exist, and also Mandrills, the world's most colorful mammals. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Adam on Twitter Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 2018-03-0826 minLet's Not PanicOrganic Beast of ChaosMEXICO HERE WE COME! Some technical difficulties leave us stranded in San Diego for a hot second. We may or may not get scammed at the border. Spoiler: we don't make it to Mulegé. But we DO have some Baja love to share. Adam does some minimall field repair. Maggie battles a hat trick of discomforts. We confirm that Trip Advisor is bullshit. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon Map of this leg of the journey The Drunk Safari Podcast Let's Not Panic on Instagram Taco on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Mag...2018-01-2943 minLet's Not PanicTaco of the Open RoadOn the road again! And on the mic. Thanks for your patience with our VERY long hiatus-- but we're back on our bullshit, and back to our heritage: recording podcasts in strange and new locations, and talking about poop. We talk traveling with a puppy, Yosemite, and some prowling coyotes. Maggie deals with Taco on a particularly bad day. Alone. Adam has a run in with some fiber gummies. Show Notes Map of this leg of the journey Adam and Maggie on Patreon The Drunk Safari Podcast Let's Not Panic on Instagram Taco on In...2018-01-1941 minDrunk SafariScrappier and Murdery-era.k.a. 'nightmare sausage beasts' and 'scrappy murder pups' We're BACK and we're more carniverous than ever, with two extremely proficient murderers. Special guest ADAM WOLF tells you everything you need to know about the 6 in nightmares that are weasels, and we also cover Coyotes, who may or may not be like Kardashians. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Adam on... github? Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook 2018-01-1835 minDrunk SafariGenital Arms Racea.k.a. 'pillar of society beastos' and 'cold war junk birds' Special guest ADAM WOLF is here to learn your face off about some farm animals, and also he's got opinions. We're all barnyard all the time this episode, with meat animals great and small, but mostly delicious. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Adam's personal website Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook 2017-12-1541 minLet's Not PanicGood Boys Wiggle, TooSTOP EVERYTHING: TACO IS HERE. Adam and Maggie's puppy comes home, and *spoiler alert* he's a perfect angel baby and the world's greatest mammal. We talk life changes brought on by a puppy, Adam's new requirements for Shadow and Maggie's need for your ghost stories. Seriously. Tell me your ghost stories. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon The Drunk Safari Podcast Let's Not Panic on Instagram Taco on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook 2017-12-0424 minLet's Not PanicMaggie Signs Book DealsAdam and Maggie get new van inspo from a San Francisco couple generous enough to show us around theirs. Maggie signs a couple of book deals. Adam's love of bacon finds new purchase in soup. The puppy countdown is less than a week! Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon DON'T WORRY JOE'S OK but here is going off a cliff (at the 5min mark) The Drunk Safari Podcast Let's Not Panic on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook 2017-11-2037 min
Let's Not Panic68: Maggie Signs Book Dealsvan inspiration; puppy betrothal2017-11-2037 minDrunk SafariButt Oila.k.a. 'small mouthed rape fish' and 'hash-tag lagoon life bird' HOW WELL CAN YOU SING THE INTRO TO DRUNK SAFARI? Maggie can sing it pretttttttyyyyyyyy well, even if special guest, ADAM WOLF, begs to differ. We teach you every goddamn thing you need to know about hammerhead sharks and flamingos. Also Adam believes in vampires. Like, really. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Adam's personal website Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 2017-11-1033 minLet's Not PanicPuppy AptitudeWe're undeniably settled now, with an apartment that is mostly furnished, and a doggo on the way! Puppies are met, and puppy prep books are read. Adam takes the term "throw pillows" a little too literally. Maggie dives in to NaNoWriMo. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon The $105k Sprinter with Swivel Seats The Drunk Safari Podcast Let's Not Panic on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook 2017-11-0627 minDrunk SafariWrong Doga.k.a. 'invincible claw-beasts' and 'trashcan bandits' Special guest Adam Wolf has a weird puma boner, which is to say he's obsessed with pumas, and thinks they're better than you. Maggie talks about everyone's favorite pest, the friendly raccoon. Adaptability is had all around. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Adam's personal website Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 2017-10-2736 minLet's Not PanicBecause We Were DirtballsA full month of normal life has passed by in the blink of an eye, and Maggie and Adam struggle to describe it. Mad Sweeney is forcibly ejected from the Let's Not Panic fleet. Adam finds a new van candidate with some strong features. Maggie gets malaise-y. We introduce Radagast the Green. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon The Drunk Safari Podcast Let's Not Panic on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook 2017-10-2330 min
Let's Not Panic65: Adam Needs a Nappy Timehousewarming; vanplanning2017-10-1634 minLet's Not PanicAdam Needs a Nappy TimeMaggie and Adam are settled in enough to throw a housewarming party, which Adam could really do without. We talk going off the beaten path, the differences between a Sprinter and a Ford Econoline van and a super cool pair of listeners embarking on their OWN adventure now. Maggie indulges in some stupid lady-treatments. Adam gets to know Mad Sweeney. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon The Drunk Safari Podcast Let's Not Panic on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on F...2017-10-1634 minDrunk SafariWe're Not Worthya.k.a. 'scourge sneaks' and 'make love not war monkeys' Special scientist ADAM WOLF is back to discuss the rattus rattus. Maggie presents bonobos, the monkeys so pure that Earth does not deserve them. The bubonic plague is spread. Lots of oral sex is had. By bonobos. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Mating in Captivity: Unlocking Erotic Intelligence Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 2017-10-1229 minLet's Not PanicPreponderance of PillowsSeason 2 is officially here! And we've changed it up to celebrate. Welcome to the new segments: The Build, Maggie's Writing Nook and the 3 D's. Maggie and Adam sit shiva for Maggie's late grandfather, Monty. Maggie gets excited for puppies of an auspicious litter. We introduce Mad Sweeney to our fleet. There is a pillow conflict. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon Patron's only contact form: let us know if you haven't received your stickers! The Drunk Safari Podcast Let's Not Panic on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter Adam on Tw...2017-10-0934 minDrunk SafariLittle Non-Bearsa.k.a. 'lobstrosities' and 'lazy tree kangaroos' What do Koalas and American lobsters have in common? Not that much, actually, other than some weird mating habits. ADAM WOLF talks about the Earth's most delicious arthropod. Maggie reps some real lazy, chlamydia ridden marsupials. All this and more on your most favorite and most educational podcast. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 2017-09-2948 minLet's Not PanicSeason Finale.For real and for actually this time. Adam and Maggie talk end of trip thoughts, do a round of the year's B's and lay out the cards for what's to come. Maggie is still salty at one Directora Gomez of Santa Marta. Adam forgets to press record. SUBSCRIBE TO DRUNK SAFARI NOW! Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon The Drunk Safari Podcast Let's Not Panic on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook 2017-09-201h 02Drunk SafariService Ostricha.k.a. 'clever girls' and 'human birds' Co-host of Boars, Gore and Swords and Bunker Politics podcasts RED SCOTT is our very special guest! He teaches Maggie everything she needs to know about the world's most judgemental bird, the Ostrich. Maggie talks pigeons, who are gross. Show Notes Red Scott on Twitter Red's personal website The Boars, Gore, and Swords podcast on iTunes The Bunker Politics Podcast on iTunes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 2017-09-1953 minDrunk SafariFancy Vulturea.k.a. 'good lord garbage birds' and 'vagina dentata goal fishes' ADAM WOLF is back-- what a get-- and he talks Andean Condors. Every thing you ever needed to know. (Like that they're smaller than the actual largest birds in the world.) Maggie talks Angler Fish, an unlikely hero to add to the feminist animal hall of fame. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 2017-09-1939 minDrunk SafariLake Cow Bacona.k.a. 'mother-f*king dinosaurs' and 'ornery river pigs' Welcome to the world's premier, high class animal facts podcast full of information that's like, probably true? This week we learn everything you could possibly need to know about Komodo dragons and hippopotamuses. Everything. You. Ever. Need. To. Know. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 2017-09-1729 minLet's Not PanicListener Q&AWe field a wide array of questions from YOU guys! We talk perioding in nature, our favorite places, the places to which we'll NEVER RETURN and talk very briefly in Spanish. Fun fact: You can also WATCH us record this episode on our YouTube channel, complete with bloopers and dirty looks. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon Let's Not Panic #27, where Adam tells his most disgusting story ever Let's Not Panic on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter 2017-09-0954 minLet's Not PanicLeast Gross FluidsAdam and Maggie are getting settled in a whole new life... which doesn't feel that new? We talk change as a norm, FAQs after finishing our trip AND our brand new Let's Not Panic stickers! Be sure to send in all your questions about the end of our trip to www.letsnotpanic.com/contact or via Instagram so we can talk all about them next episode. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon Let's Not Panic on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter 2017-09-0129 minLet's Not PanicMaggie's Self Destruction PalaceShadow, Maggie and Adam share a total eclipse of the heart, which they left in San Francisco. We talk Solar Fest, ham radios, and the end of our apartment hunt. Adam makes meat pals with an actor. Maggie gets stuck in an elevator. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon Map of this leg of the journey Let's Not Panic on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter 2017-08-2536 min
Let's Not Panic60: Maggie's Self Destruction Palacethe solar eclipse; our new apartment; getting trapped in an elevator2017-08-2536 minLet's Not Panic0 Bedrooms, 3 HallwaysShadow has made her triumphant return to San Francisco! Maggie and Adam talk wild camping in Tahoe, delayed emotional reactions, and the perils of coming-home excess. Adam's job interviews are grueling. Maggie visits an apartment that's pretty much in a Mexican restaurant. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon Map of this leg of the journey Maggie on Boars, Gore and Swords! Let's Not Panic on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter 2017-08-1740 minLet's Not PanicAdam's Losing ItAnd by "It" we mean his stuff. Adam and Maggie are headed down the West Coast, and things are starting to look a lot like home. We talk Adam's newfound habits, Maggie's fondness for playing search and rescue with 3 year olds, and always and forever the importance of fine snacks. Adam thinks about defensible safe spots for potential apocalypse scenarios. Maggie gets writing. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon Map of this leg of the journey Adam and Maggie interviewed on NPR's The Big Listen Moon Cheese, the greatest of all road snacks A...2017-08-0834 min
Let's Not Panic58: Adam's Losing Itvancouver island, oregon, apocalypse preparedness, rsi2017-08-0834 minLet's Not PanicHome StretchAdam and Maggie are on the home stretch, with a stay in Seattle and now in Vancouver, BC. We deep dive into what wild camping actually means. We're starting to panic as the necessity of assembling a normal life looms large on the horizon. Maggie loves dogs even if they don't love her back. Adam may or may not look a bit like Edgar Allen Poe. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon Map of this leg of the journey Trasharoo Spare Tire Trash Bag BLACK on Amazon Adam's 4Runner Gas Log Boars Gore...2017-08-0142 minLet's Not PanicBears Could Get Me!Adam and Maggie explore some National Parks in Montana and Wyoming. Adam feels the burn of his own misanthropy while driving through heavily trafficked sections of National Parks. Maggie finds a new and creative use for a baseball cap. We name our Least Valuable Player. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon Map of this leg of the journey Let's Not Panic on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter 2017-07-2532 minLet's Not PanicWe Destroy EquipmentMaggie and Adam head into Canada for equal parts family and swarms of bugs. We talk devastating forest fires, questionably illegal camping in the Canadian Rockies, and elk (they're jerks, who knew?). Maggie doesn't know what a tricorder is. Adam treats and sees some results from last week's technical corner. Maggie may or may not be accidentally picking up a Canadian accent. More and more of our equipment bites the dust. RIP our stuff. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon Map of this leg of the journey ARB 10800472 Fridge Freezer- 50 Quart on Amazon...2017-07-1839 minLet's Not PanicShadow Breaks DownAdam and Maggie make their way west, by way of Chicago, Minneapolis and the Dakotas. Shadow suffers her first breakdown, leaving us stranded on a rural highway in South Dakota. Adam battles a failing fuel pump. Maggie reflects on living bravely. Both of us wonder at the sadness and absurdity of the Wild Bill Bar not serving whiskey. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon Map of this leg of the journey The Secret History by Donna Tartt "Beauty is terror." Deadwood by Pete Dexter Let's Not Panic on Instagram Let's Not Panic on...2017-07-1045 minLet's Not PanicIs San Francisco a Scam?Maggie and Adam are bouncing back and forth between the USA and Canada, and seriously starting to wonder... is San Francisco a scam? We talk Montreal cathedrals, Ann Arbor book twins and some incredibly persistent bugs. Hardship strikes when we try to give up coffee. Adam eats dog food. Maggie gets patriotic. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon Map of this leg of the journey Let's Not Panic on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter 2017-07-0541 minLet's Not PanicConfederate DinosaursShadow makes her triumphant return, and she's back on the road again! Maggie and Adam are strangers in a strange land in the Deep South. We talk strange tow truck drivers, unwanted hitchhikers and some pretty extreme culture shock. We honor a fallen fellow road warrior with a moment of silence. Adam eats more ribs than is healthy under any circumstances. Maggie finds the ultimate roadside attraction. Show Notes Adam and Maggie on Patreon Map of this leg of the journey Hunger by Roxane Gay on Amazon Photo of the rat from our air...2017-06-2648 minLet's Not PanicOut of AfricaMaggie and Adam make it to some amazing sand dunes, before getting some sad news from home. We talk tough logistics, the madness that is the Addis Ababa airport, and share some stories of a pretty fantastic lady. Adam tears his pants from balls to back. Maggie drops some mad spotted hyena knowledge. Show Notes Let's Not Panic on Patreon Map of this leg of the Journey Adam's To Reconnect 4Runner Battery PDF for the Port Crew Let's Not Panic on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter 2017-06-1651 minLet's Not PanicRhino FartsAdam and Maggie drive into Namibia, and also (technically, and only for a night) into Botswana. We talk Etosha National Park-- the crown jewel of Namibia's National Parks-- hyena sightings, waking up before dawn and the ubiquitousness of zebras. Adam falls in love with braai culture, Maggie has some thoughts about lion's mating habits. This Episode is brought to you by BUSHLORE AFRICA Show Notes Let's Not Panic on Patreon Map of this leg of the journey Let's Not Panic on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter Adam on...2017-06-0248 minLet's Not PanicImpalas are Sh*tTeam Let's Not Panic is in South Africa! We introduce Mr. Wednesday, the burly Land Cruiser we've rented and compare him with Shadow. After a visit to Kruger National Park, Adam and Maggie have some strong opinions about animals. Adam has a very scientific hierarchy of animals. Maggie introduces a new segment. Show Notes Map of this leg of the journey Let's Not Panic on YouTube Let's Not Panic on Instagram Maggie on Twitter Adam on Twitter 2017-05-261h 07Let's Not PanicWe Ship ShadowMaggie and Adam struggle with a million feels after putting Shadow into a shipping container headed for Miami. We talk ratings in Argentina, dubious propane shipping practices, and the surprisingly sentimental feelings we've developed for our equipment. Adam takes note of some friendly chauvinism. Maggie tries not to cry in a shipping yard. Show Notes Map of this leg of the Journey Looking for a customs agent in Uruguay? Work with Eduardo Kessler Worthington 299889 10-Pound Aluminum Propane Cylinder on Amazon LCI Plastic Water Can, Desert Sand, 5-gallon on Amazon Let's Not Panic on Instagram...2017-05-1942 minLet's Not PanicThe Traveling CorpsePals of the show Nick and Rebecca join us for a deeply indulgent week in Buenos Aires. We talk tango, jam boys, Recoleta Cemetery and renewed culture shock. Adam does some light trespassing. Maggie finds an unusual venue for embracing her Jewish heritage. We introduce the Cognitive Biases That Rebecca and Nick are Arguably Unqualified to Explain but Are Going to Explain Anyway Corner. Show Notes Support our future projects: Let's Not Panic on Patreon Map of this leg of the journey Thinking Fast and Slow by Daniel Kahneman on Amazon Ava Peron on...2017-05-1342 minLet's Not PanicIt's Bull TesticlesMaggie and Adam are back in a big city, and finding it a bit of a culture shock. We talk promenades, parrillas and poker. Maggie gets shoes made by the world's most awesome family business. Adam lubes the drive shaft, which isn't a euphemism, apparently. Show Notes Support our future projects: Let's Not Panic on Patreon Map of this leg of the journey Donate to Swing Left to combat the AHCA Let's Not Panic on Instagram Let's Not Panic on YouTube Maggie on Twitter, Adam on Twitter 2017-05-0749 minLet's Not PanicWe Crash Into a SwampAdam and Maggie find the Argentine countryside hospitable, right up until it isn't. We talk about the essential difference between 12 and 15mph on a muddy road, the perils of mosquito passengers, and what recovery gear is necessary for extracting oneself from the steep bank of a swamp. Adam punches himself in the groin. Maggie almost makes friends with a skunk. Support Let's Not Panic on Patreon! Show Notes Map of this leg of the journey Smittybilt CC230 2" x 30' Recovery Strap on Amazon Smittybilt 13047B 3/4" Black D-Ring on Amazon Maggie's M...2017-04-281h 00
Let's Not Panic44: Thirty Six Degrees of Latitude Laterchile roundup, maggie's technical corner, adam's self care pillowfort2017-04-2248 minLet's Not PanicThirty Six Degrees of Latitude LaterMaggie and Adam have left Chile! For real this time. As we start our time in Argentina, we reflect back on our favorite moments in Chile, our top recommendations and most importantly: the differences in Chilean and Argentinian meat prep methods. Maggie does a technical corner. Adam has a self care pillow fort. We launch a Patreon! Support Let's Not Panic on Patreon! Show Notes Support Let's Not Panic on Patreon Map of this leg of the journey FRIO Insulin Cooling Wallet Extra Large on Amazon Larabars on Amazon Let's Not Panic...2017-04-2248 minLet's Not PanicLittle Ideas, Big ProjectsAdam and Maggie are on the Carretera Austral, Chile's most scenic highway. We talk injuries and inspiration and the dampness that trees bring. Adam gets a little idea that turns into a big project. Maggie finds a new love in wood-burning stoves. Sponsor: This episode of Let's Not Panic is brought to you by Backblaze, online backup. Start your two-week free trial here. Show Notes Map of this leg of the journey Our first video which introduces Shadow on YouTube Frio to Fuego on Facebook Let's Not Panic on Instagram Maggie...2017-04-1442 min
Let's Not Panic42: Maggie's Not a Happy Campermaggie's first trek, salami arguments, toilet parties2017-04-0745 minLet's Not PanicMaggie's Not a Happy CamperAdam and Maggie are heading north, which means treading on old ground. We talk snow, rental equipment, how we decide between camping and hotels, and of course: meat. Adam's gets into a salami argument. Maggie goes on her first-ever trek in El Chalten. Even Adam gets cold. Pro-tip: Don't ever buy the pineapple orange chicken flavor of backpacking food from Alpine Aire. Sponsor: This episode of Let's Not Panic is brought to you by Backblaze, online backup. Start your two-week free trial here. Show Notes Map of this leg of the jo...2017-04-0745 minLet's Not PanicWe Return and Then ReturnMaggie and Adam head to LA for a week with family. We talk drone drama, couples' conflicts and the many questions we got while we were home. Adam falls in love with Maggie's sister's fiance's meat smoker. Maggie reflects on LA's bizarrely effortful fashion scene. Most importantly: thank you to all for the kind wishes for Maggie's grandmother-- she is doing better, and is much more comfortable than she was. Show Notes Map of this leg of the Journey Heroes of Might and Magic III for iPad on the App Store Larabar Gluten Free...2017-03-3057 minLet's Not PanicEnd of the WorldBut not the end of the adventure. Maggie and Adam reach the southernmost drivable road in South America. We talk the about our decision making around choosing a 4Runner for the trip, as well as our plans for the future. Maggie meets some penguins. Adam worries about the rooftop tent in the face of some truly tremendous winds. This is an adventure. Show Notes Map of this leg of the journey Drive Nacho Drive -- overlanding memoir available on Amazon Life Aquatic on Amazon Let's Not Panic on Instagram Maggie on Twitter...2017-03-2048 minLet's Not PanicPuma Watch 2017Maggie and Adam explore Torres Del Paine under adult supervision. We talk A+ tourism, toilet paper calamities, and geodesic domes. Pumas are spotted. Adam chews cud. Maggie finds some new role models. Show Notes Map of this leg of the Journey from El Calafate to Puerto Natales Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR 35mm f/1.8G Lens on Amazon Sigma 10-20mm f/3.5 EX DC HSM ELD SLD Aspherical Super Wide Angle Lens on Amazon Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR 55-200MM f/4-5.6G ED Vibration Reduction II Zoom Lens on Amazon Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR 55-3...2017-03-1050 minLet's Not PanicGone With the WindAdam and Maggie battle apocalyptic winds in an effort to save the rooftop tent. Adam shares his thoughts on misanthropy, and a perverted brush with nature. Maggie is doused in gasoline. Secret compartments are revealed and Patagonia is reached. Show Notes Map of this leg of the Journey from San Carlos de Bariloche to El Calafate Zoom H6 Handy Recorder on Amazon Sennheisser e835 Microphones on Amazon Let's Not Panic on Instagram Adam on Twitter Maggie on Twitter 2017-03-031h 02Let's Not PanicWe Smuggle MeatAdam and Maggie set a crazy fast course through Chile in order to get to Patagonia on time. After making friends in Santiago, we visit a country estate in Isla Negra, drive through Valparaiso and spend some time at Pablo Neruda's house. Adam hides meat in strange places at the Chilean-Argentine border. Maggie throws her neck out. We introduce a new segment: Adam's Meat Counter. Show Notes Map of this leg of the journey from San Pedro de Atacama to Bariloche Let's Not Panic on Instagram Got feedback? Adam on Twitter2017-02-2644 minLet's Not PanicShadow Gets Her Groove BackAdam and Maggie get all their adventure juices back after visiting the Salar de Uyuni and driving the Lagunas Route. We talk Bolivia as a whole, the relative colors of flamingos, gas mileage and some tough, but rewarding camping. Maggie finds her favorite lake in the whole world. Adam has a "garage sale." Show Notes Map of this leg of the journey from Uyuni to San Pedro de Atacama PanAm Notes blog post with some waypoints we visited FromAtoB blog post with some waypoints we visited Harry Potter iBooks Special Edition Let's Not Panic...2017-02-191h 08Let's Not PanicMaggie's Eating for TwoMaggie and Adam get laid low from various illnesses. Shadow has gremlins. But Sucre is great, arepas stuffed with cheese are even better and soon we'll be in Salar de Uyuni! Adam falls in love with a train graveyard. Maggie bears witness to a terrible car accident. Drive safe, everyone. No texting. Show Notes Map of this leg of the journey from Cochabamba to Uyuni Let's Not Panic on Instagram 2017-02-1021 min
Let's Not Panic35: Maggie's Eating for Twolaying low, recuperation techniques, Santa Cruz to Uyuni2017-02-1021 minLet's Not PanicYou're a Jerk, LlamaAdam and Maggie accidentally camp in a snow storm. We make friends with a very stubborn six-year old, eat at some bomb hole-in-the-wall Bolivian truck stops and visit Sajama National Park. Adam gets chased by a llama. Buddy Baggins suffers a mortal blow. Maggie has an existential realization. Show Notes Map of this leg of the journey from Copacabana to Cochabamba Let's Not Panic on Instagram Maggie's Children's Book for sale now in the UK, reviewed in The Guardian and Irish Times 2017-01-2942 minLet's Not PanicDon't Amigo MeAdam and Maggie have moved on to Bolivia! We talk border crossings, tourism, meat-bagging and round up our time in Peru. We follow up on last week's episode with all the advice the internet has to offer on getting unstuck. Adam doesn't pay a bribe. Maggie is ready to hit the road again. Show Notes Map of this leg of the journey from Arequipa, Peru to Copacabana, Bolivia Lasts week's episode 23: Stranded at 16,200 ft A reddit thread in which we solicit advice from the angriest folks on the internet Maggie's List of Galapagos Animals, publi...2017-01-201h 03Let's Not PanicStranded at 16,200 ftWe get stuck in the mud, in the snow, at 16,200 feet, overnight so that you don't have to. An account and some lessons learned from our first real calamity. No one presses the SOS button. Adam doesn't get frostbite. Maggie doesn't like bullfights. A long time argument is settled. Show Notes Map of this leg of the Journey from Lima to Arequipa.. the hard way. The equipment we wish we had: Hi-Lift jack, Hi-Lift Liftmate wheel adapter, Hi-Lift jack base, Hi-Lift jack protector. The equipment we were so relieved we had: DeLorme inReach Satellite Commu...2017-01-131h 19Let's Not PanicWe Go To Machu PicchuMaggie's Dad, Richard, and his girlfriend, Consolee join us for a trip to Machu Picchu! We talk being parked on active railroads, meat-bagging, insane logistics and, of COURSE, llamas. Consolee adjusts to new toilet rules. Richard battles altitude sickness. Maggie and Adam eat their body weights in Lima. Show Notes Map of this leg of the journey Adam's death-defying photo mentioned in Richard's Brutal Pick Let's Not Panic on Instagram 2017-01-0358 minLet's Not PanicWe Eat Dubious MeatWe talk open air markets as a sole means of grocery shopping, mountain dogs who kamikaze themselves at our car, starry nights and yes, (as always) more poop sickness on this newest episode. Adam nearly crashes his drone into a car. Maggie gets bitten on the butt. Show Notes Map of this leg of the journey Motorcycling couple on Instagram Vanlife couple on Instagram Get your very own Trasharoo 2016-12-1944 minLet's Not PanicWe Break ShadowMaggie and Adam are on to Peru! We talk general thoughts about Ecuador, including one calamitous run in with a wall in Guayaquil. We visit a poultry farm, make friends with a three year old, and drive through a sandstorm. Peruvian Police say what's up. Show Notes Map of this leg of the journey from Guayaquil to Chicama Swiss Wassi in Northern Peru Let's Not Panic on Instagram 2016-12-1257 minLet's Not PanicGalapagos!Maggie and Adam go to the Galapagos! We talk hammerhead sharks, penguins, turtles, flamingos, sea lions and strange landscapes. Adam has opinions about how to walk in grocery stores and Maggie learns that rented wetsuits smell terrible. Show Notes Map of this leg of the journey from Guanote to Guayaquil (and the Galapagos!). Our boat, Treasure of the Galapagos 2016-12-0541 minLet's Not PanicAdam Hears a WhoMaggie and Adam are in Ecuador! We talk camping in the Cotopaxi National Park, haggling for a trip to the Galapagos and whether or not we nearly started a forest fire in a camp site full of kindling. Shadow drives 15K feet above sea level, Adam's technical corner covers solar panels, and Maggie is cold. Like, all of the time. Show Notes Map of this leg of the journey from Quito to a forest Maggie's favorite moment from The Office Adam's favorite 100 Watt 12 Volt Monocrystalline Foldable Solar Suitcase Under Armour: our secret weapon against...2016-11-2642 min
Let's Not Panic26: Adam Hears a Whocotopaxi; adam makes friends with some owls. sort of.2016-11-2642 minLet's Not PanicAdam Pays a BribeAu Revoir, Colombia! Or, adios? I guess? Adam and Maggie talk border crossings, bribes, new friends, violence in Southern Colombia, and do an end-of-visit country recap. They also introduce two new segments: Adam's Technical Corner, and Maggie's Self-Care Pillow Fort. Show Notes Map of this leg of the Journey from Cali to Quito El Diablo Es Puerco Restaurant in Ibarra 2016-11-1944 min
Let's Not Panic25: Adam Pays a Bribebribes at the border; goodbye Colombia / hello Ecuador2016-11-1944 min
Let's Not Panic24: Maggie Pees Her PantsMaggie and Adam are back to their normal, disgusting selves2016-11-1248 minLet's Not PanicMaggie Pees Her PantsMaggie and Adam are back on the road, from Medellin to Cali with lots of stops along the way. They talk election calamity, bug bites, Colombian driving habits and the various strengths and weaknesses of the She-Wee product. Maggie takes a cry break. Adam scratches himself. They're back to their normal, disgusting selves again. Bogata's traffic map, wearing a Christmas tree costume Show Notes: Map of this leg of the journey from Medellin to Cali.. the long way Shadow, on a rickety bridge over the River Magdalena after exiting a dir...2016-11-1248 minLet's Not PanicReplacement MaggieAdam is joined in Colombia by friend of the show Jonathan Goldman while Maggie is “abroad” in San Francisco. Topics include the drive from Bogota to Medellin, the Salt Cathedral, Pablo Escobar’s hacienda-turned-theme-park, and how to find an Illuminati bar. Show Notes Map of this leg of our journey from Bogota to Medellin The reason Maggie is "abroad": her new children's book Also an Octopus Hacienda Napoles' strangely familiar branding Adam's picture of the Lioness attacking a Buzzard Jonathan Goldman's photography website 2016-10-2843 min
Let's Not Panic22: Replacement Maggiepablo escobar’s finca turned theme park, treacherous Colombian highways, illuminati bars2016-10-2843 minLet's Not PanicThat Would be Like HomeMaggie and Adam go in to the mountains, and find among other things: sheep, sheep shit, beautiful vistas, a very friendly park ranger and also debilitating altitude sickness. A spa is visited, but no one feels relaxed, and we discuss relative safety in Colombia and now San Francisco, where we are now to celebrate the release of Maggie's first book, Also an Octopus. The ideal test subject. Show Notes Map of this leg of our journey from Paipa to El Cocuy and then to Bogota Buy Also an Octopus for th...2016-09-301h 12Let's Not PanicAdam Has FleasAdam and Maggie head into the mountains of Colombia, and find among other things: beautiful vistas, gondolas, zip-lining, new friends and fleas. We answer some listener questions, and hope that people send in more! Maggie doesn't adopt a puppy, and Adam talks Zika research. Show Notes Map of this leg of our journey from Valledupar to Paipa iOverlander -- the mandatory tool for this trip Our Drawer System, opened and shut Dominion - it's awesome, but it's bulky Treat Yo Self from the show Parks and Recreation 2016-09-211h 08
Let's Not Panic18: Adam Has Fleasoutdoor dogs probably have fleas2016-09-211h 08
Let's Not Panic17: Stinky PurposesMaggie gets her HYAH's back, Adam drives like a champ.2016-09-151h 08Let's Not PanicStinky PurposesThe road trip is definitely under way now, as we drive into the Guajira provence of Colombia to visit Punta Gallinas. Shadow drives like a superhero into some really tough terrain, and Maggie and Adam see goats, flamingos, baby sea turtles and more. Showers, of all shapes and sizes, are embraced, and Adam talks about his poo. Sponsor Our sponsor for this episode was MACK WELDON. Use the promo code PANIC for 20% off your order of their smart, stylish and swanky clothes. Get un-stinkable underpants and support Let's Not Panic, all at the same time. ...2016-09-151h 09Let's Not PanicWelcome Back, Shadow!After much turmoil, negotiation, false starts, and bureaucracy woes Shadow is back! We talk camping in the rainforest, monkeys, drama and adjusting to new social norms in this newest episode. Adam talks Zelda. Maggie fake cries. Ants! Look at em' work. Show Notes: Map of this leg, from Santa Marta to Tayrona to Riohacha Tayrona National Park Let's Not Panic on Instagram 2016-09-111h 00Let's Not Panic¡Goooooooool!Ready for some audible sighing? Because the car still hasn't been cleared by customs. Adam and Maggie pout about bureaucracy, but also play some poker, do some CrossFit and study some Spanish in Santa Marta, Colombia. Also, Adam gets pooped on by a pigeon. Sponsor Our sponsor for this episode was MACK WELDON. Use the promo code PANIC for 20% off your order of their smart, stylish and swanky clothes. Get un-stinkable underpants and support Let's Not Panic, all at the same time. Show Notes Bear Cave CrossFit Aleja's Spanish Tutoring in San...2016-09-0244 minLet's Not PanicProject Golden NethersAdam and Maggie may be laying low in Cartagena right now, but that doesn't mean anxiety ain't running high. We talk strange fruit, the upfront costs of this trip--from the car to the camping equipment-- a little bit of Crossfit, and a lot about Adam's butt. A rare photo of Adam with all his clothes on. Show Notes Spreadsheet: Let's Not Panic Rough Upfront Costs Toyota 4Runner Forum RuPaul's Drag Race on Instagram Desk to Glory on Instagram Crossfit Alinea on Instagram 2016-08-2453 minLet's Not PanicGod Damn It Adam Adam and Maggie are in Cuba! And Adams got all the poop jokes you could ever need thanks to Maggie's debilitating bout with either a parasite/ the flu/ or food poisoning. Havana hucksters, currency woes, and the political climate in Cuba. Show Notes What a 45 minute line for wifi looks like What dinner inside an interrogation cell looks like 2016-08-1956 min
Let's Not Panic13: God Damn It Adamhavana hucksters and poop troubles2016-08-1956 minLet's Not PanicScattering, Smattering, SplatteringAdam is on the Belizian news. Hurricane Earl hits, and everyone's ok, except for that slide at Caribbean Villas. That slide is no more. We discuss anxiety, travel and otherwise, sponges on the beach, and how much chill is required to eat in Caye Caulker. Spoiler: all of it. All the chill. Our sponsor for this episode was MACK WELDON. Use the promo code PANIC for 20% off your order of their smart, stylish and swanky clothes. Get un-stinkable underpants and support Let's Not Panic, all at the same time. Aftermath of Hurricane Earl on...2016-08-0842 min
Let's Not Panic11: Scattering, Smattering, Splatteringmaggie sleeps through a hurricane, and adam is driven to drink2016-08-0842 minLet's Not Panic¡Hola!Adam and Maggie make it to Belize! It's beautiful here, what with the crystal clear, turquoise waters, the plumeria, the coral reef and all the varied, gorgeous fish. Oh yeah, there's also a tropical storm / maybe hurricane coming. No big deal, right? RIGHT? This episode was sponsored by MACK WELDON. Shop their swanky, stylish (and smart!) underpants, and use the promo code PANIC for 20% off! I also totally recommend following them on Instagram. Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening. Photo cred to Adam, LOOK YOU CAN SEE THE LIGHTNING STRIKING THE OCEAN S...2016-08-0343 minLet's Not PanicGood Job, EventuallyAdam and Maggie eat their way through Austin and now New Orleans. We respond to some listener questions, and talk breakfast tacos. Mostly this episode is about food. Mostly, food is our number one priority anyway, so, there's that. Adam ate 1.5 lbs of meat in a single sitting. Food is very important. Tacos are very important. Barbecue is very important. Anyway, we liked Austin, and by that we mean it was delicious. Show Notes Torchy's Tacos Tacodeli Lambert's BBQ Freedman's BBQ Commander's Palace 2016-07-2634 minLet's Not PanicInterview: Fixers vs. MindersThis episode we have special guest, Richard Hall, for an interview about adventure, surveillance, and what it was like to be one of the first Americans into Vietnam after the war. He's also Maggie's Dad. Maggie is lucky like that. This photo wasn't taken when we did the interview, it was taken at Thanksgiving. Adam doesn't have a mustache anymore, is really the only change though. Oh, and also we don't live in that apartment anymore. Show Notes Watch Death of a Shaman Follow Richard on Twitter Read more about fixe...2016-07-1315 minLet's Not PanicThe Fan of DamoclesThe adventure begins in earnest. We route a trail through Death Valley, Red Rock Canyon, and now Utah. Coyotes don't kill us. Show Notes Adam's Red Rock Canyon Flyover Gear: AutoHome Columbus Roof Top Tent App: Camp & RV - Tent Camping to RV Parks 2016-07-0721 minLet's Not PanicVista BoogersWe’ve hit the road but we’re doing a family visit circuit through California before starting the adventure in earnest. Our thoughts on leaving San Francisco and the great Death Valley Debate. Adam seeks podcast therapy. 2016-07-0422 min