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Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 391 Freddy vs. Jason, Part 1: “The Tale of Sweaty Pits and Jello”Kim tells Ket about the millionth installment of their Friday the 13th series with special guest, Fred D. Krueger. What are these two crazy kids gonna get up to? Couldn’t possibly be scarier than the amount of sweat that Ket produces. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out which dudes are toxic AF, even post mortem.Dir. Ronny YuWriters Damian Shannon and Mark SwiftBased on characters created by Wes Craven and Victor Miller**NOTE: Apologies for the slight audio crackle in this on...
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Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy the Vampire Slayer S3E11 "Gingerbread" Recap & ReviewOne of the things about reviewing a fantasy show like Buffy the Vampire Slayer is that it's so far-fetched and fanciful, it provides an escape from the awfulness of the real world. Nothing like that could happen to us... RIGHT!? Check out this week's Major Slayage to find out what happens when a married pair of theater dork Buffy fans starts getting real. For the full effect (including episode clips and visual gags) check this episode out on YouTube: https://youtu.be/827M7HkLSXM Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire Slayer...
2026-02-091h 08Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 390 The Confession, Part 2: “The Tale of Hallmark Horror”Ket finishes telling Kim about this Hallmark (Horrormark, if you will ::door slam sound::) film. You know the trope: struggling musician moves back to home town, rekindles love with old flame, utter creepiness ensues. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Confession.Writer/Dir. Will CanonSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https...
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Florence Pugh - Biography FlashBiography Flash: Florence Pugh Opens Up About Breaking Point After Midsommar and Setting New Hollywood BoundariesFlorence Pugh Biography Flash a weekly Biography.Hey, fabulous listeners, its your girl Roxie Rush here on Biography Flash, and yep, Im an AI dishing the hottest scoops faster than you can say red carpet strut—means I never sleep, so you get the freshest tea 24/7, no cap!Florence Pugh, our reigning queen of grit and glam, just dropped a bombshell on the Reign with Josh Smith podcast last week, spilling how brutal roles like Midsommar straight-up broke her—AOL reports she felt like she abused herself emotionally, vowing she cant go there again but owning ever...
2026-02-0302 minMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy the Vampire Slayer S3E10 "Amends" Recap & ReviewIt's Christmas in Sunnydale! Oz and Willow make up, Joyce makes roast beast, and Buffy and Angel make the beast with two backs... okay, it was only a dream, but still! Ket and Arik get what was on their wish lists -- Giles holding a crossbow and another episode with Jenny, respectively. And in keeping with the spirit of the season, we won't mention here how one actor's awkward acting dragged down an otherwise good episode. All will be revealed in this week's Major Slayage! For the full effect (including episode clips and visual gags...
2026-02-0257 minKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 389 The Confession, Part 1: “The Tale of Hallmark Horror”Ket tells Kim about The Confession (2025) starring an impressively creepy crapbag. Kim says she hopes Rami doesn’t turn into a creepy crapbag… Ket reminds her that every kid, at some point, has a little creep and a little crap. Best to just power through. But at least she’s prepared and knows the signs. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out if Naomi will need to join the CCB Support Group.Writer/Dir. Will CanonSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandke...
2026-01-281h 27Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy the Vampire Slayer S3E9 "The Wish" Recap & ReviewWhat if Buffy NEVER came to Sunnydale? Angel never lost his soul, the Anointed One is annoying people somewhere else, the rules around public displays of affection are WILDLY relaxed... and Larry is the hero we deserve! Join us as we break down one of our favorite Buffy episodes of all time! To get the full effect (including episode clips & visual gags) check this episode out on YouTube: https://youtu.be/2fJ9cdGrKSEMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Real life soulmates Ket & Arik (from Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe) re...
2026-01-261h 03Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 388 Bring Her Back, Part 2 “The Tale of Elfafloof”Ok, it’s part 2 of Bring Her Back and Ket JUST realized why Kim picked this one! Kim’s back… Bring Her Back… get it? Clever girl! Normally, it’s a week between parts but this one is just a quick pee break. We’re so glad Kim’s back so Ket didn’t have to keep her body in a freezer and reanimate it with some random person baby-birding her soul back into her mouth. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Bring Her Back.Dir. Danny Philippou, Michael PhilippouWriters Danny Ph...
2026-01-211h 25Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy the Vampire Slayer S3E8 "Lovers Walk" Recap & ReviewBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 3 Episode 8 “Lovers Walk” is a fantastic episode (and Arik’s favoite of the season so far!) It has so much of what’s great about this show: amazing dialogue… shaky, unlikely alliances… incredible fights… emotional trauma… forbidden love… The Scoobies are shattered by the events of this installment, and something tells us the timing couldn’t be worse. We get into all of it on this week’s Major Slayage! To get the full effect (including episode clips and visual gags) check this episode out on YouTube: https://youtu.be/jdrhTvt6bzs Maj...
2026-01-1958 minKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 387 Bring Her Back, Part 1 “The Tale of Elfafloof”The day has finally come. ‘Tis the valiant and much anticipated return of Ketryn’s OTHER other half! Please welcome to the stage the hilarious, beautiful Mom, Ms. Kimberly Erin Marie Maleficient Jesus Burns! She’s back, babyyyy! This time, WITH a baby, whose name is FINALLY revealed. Oh, also, she tells Ket about a movie. It’s really good. Stay tuned to see who else is brought back in Bring Her Back.Dir. Danny Philippou, Michael PhilippouWriters Danny Philippou, Bill HinzmanSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BO...
2026-01-141h 16Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy the Vampire Slayer S3E7 "Revelations" Recap & ReviewThis Buffy episode was an action packed thrill ride in which some secrets are brought to light while others stay buried — for now, anyway. Giles gets the “Mean Girls” treatment from a member of the Watchers Council, Willow and Xander are just BEGGING to get caught, Cordelia and Oz are criminally underutilized… and the entire fandom screams for Buffy and Faith to kiss! Plus, Ket takes Arik to task for his peculiar taste in TV characters, as well as his lack of sports superstition. And they share a “passionate” debate about Xander’s argument tactics. Fret not, chil...
2026-01-121h 05Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 386 Final Destination 2, Part 2 “The Tale of An Historical Event”Arik continues telling Ket about the MUCH REQUESTED Final Destination 2: the anticipated follow up to the very first episode that Arik ever guested on where Ket told him about the first Final Destination. Shout out to Podcast Boyfriend, Devon Sawa… and of course, the biggest shout out to Producer Arik! You killed it, babe! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Final Destination 2.Dir. David R. EllisWriters J. Mackye Gruber, Eric Bress, Jeffrey ReddickSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonu...
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeMAJOR SLAYAGE: Buffy S3E6 "Band Candy" featuring Kim Burns!All aboard the train to Tangent Town as Ket & Arik welcome Ket's co-host from KIM & KET STAY ALIVE... MAYBE, Kim Burns! Our hosts kick things off by catching their guest up on all things Buffy that have occurred since her last appearance (S2E6 “Halloween”). Ket, Arik & Kim enjoyed this fun Buffy episode, which gave them ample opportunity to share stories of their own wild teenage days. Kim & Ket share the secret to long-lasting friendship, and Kim reveals that being a new mom means embracing the concept of “shit happens.” We break it all down for you...
2026-01-051h 17Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S3E6 "Band Candy" Recap & ReviewAll aboard the train to Tangent Town as we welcome Ket's co-host from KIM & KET STAY ALIVE... MAYBE, Kim Burns! Our hosts kick things off by catching their guest up on all things Buffy that have occurred since her last appearance (S2E6 “Halloween”). Ket, Arik & Kim enjoyed this fun Buffy episode, which gave them ample opportunity to share stories of their own wild teenage days. Kim & Ket share the secret to long-lasting friendship, and Kim reveals that being a new mom means embracing the concept of “shit happens.” We break i...
2026-01-051h 17Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 385 Final Destination 2, Part 1 “The Tale of An Historical Event”For the first time in KKSAM Herstory, neither Kim NOR Ket will be telling the tale. We shall be taking a ride on the words of ::drum roll:: PRODUCER ARIK! As sad as we are to not have Devon in this one, it was better for Ketryn’s marriage that it worked out this way. Bimberly is still doing great! Stay tuned for part 2 where we FINALLY get to our DESTINATION!Dir. David R. EllisWriters J. Mackye Gruber, Eric Bress, Jeffrey ReddickSupport the girls on PATREON for some sw...
2025-12-311h 02Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S3E5 "Homecoming" Recap & ReviewScott and Buffy hit a rough patch – and believe it or not it has NOTHING to do with the fact that she’s got a secret, shirt-averse ex stashed away in a mansion. To get her groove back, Buffy decides to run for Homecoming Queen, and she’s making it everyone’s problem. But Willow and Xander have problems of their own – namely, problems keeping their tongues out of each other’s mouths! And as if that weren’t enough… a vampire from Buffy’s past returns to Sunnydale! We break it all down for you on this week's Major...
2025-12-301h 07Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 384 Terrifier 3, Part 2 “The Tale of Christmas Gore”Ket finishes telling Kim about the Christmas classic, Terrifier 3. I don’t know what all the fuss was about! It wasn’t that gorey! Just a cozy little Christmas flick to me. Just kidding. Ket will never get rat throat out of her head. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Terrifier 3.Writer/Dir. Damien LeoneKKSAM Episode 36 Terrifier: https://art19.com/shows/kim-and-ket-stay-alive-maybe/episodes/68266596-eff3-4c99-9505-a91a4afbba13Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus c...
2025-12-241h 15Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy the Vampire Slayer S3E4 "Beauty & The Beasts" Recap & ReviewThere was so much to like in this uneven, infuriating, and ultimately disappointing episode. Let's start with the good: Willow & Oz, Feral Angel (or "Ferangel"), Faith fitting in with the gang, Werewolf vs. Monster fight, Vampire vs. Monster fight... The bad: uneven plotting, messy storytelling, lack of Cordelia, ham-fisted handling of sensitive subject matter that felt exploitative... But luckily, as has been pointed out to us, our show is even MORE entertaining when we aren't fans of the episode being discussed! We're gonna break it all down for you on this week's Ma...
2025-12-221h 12Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 383 Terrifier 3, Part 1 “The Tale of Christmas Gore”The Ghost of Christmas Past Ket tells the “about-to-burst” Ghost of Christmas Past Kim about Terrifier 3. Did Ket know the movie was going to open on grotesque birth horror mere moments before Kim pushes Bimberly out of her butt? She did not. Enjoy! Stay tuned for Part 2 where Art is up to his ole’ holiday cheer again.Writer/Dir. Damien LeoneKKSAM Episode 36 Terrifier: https://art19.com/shows/kim-and-ket-stay-alive-maybe/episodes/68266596-eff3-4c99-9505-a91a4afbba13Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patr...
2025-12-171h 16Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S3E3 "Faith, Hope & Trick" Recap & ReviewThis episode marks the first appearance of fan favorite riot girl slayer FAITH! The Scoobies HOPE Buffy will start dating again so their hangouts will be less awkward. And Giles tries to TRICK Buffy into opening up about what happened with Angel. We break it all down on this week’s Major Slayage!To get the full effect (including episode clips and visual gags) check this episode out on YouTube: https://youtu.be/QQym8yfQ8Hw Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Real life soulmates Ket & Arik (from Kim & Ket St...
2025-12-151h 03Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 382 THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES, Part 2 “THE TALE OF TIME JUMPS BACK TO CHRISTMAS TIME IN AUGUST”The Ghost of Christmas Past Kim finishes telling the Ghost of Christmas Past Ket about The Mothman Prophecies. Full disclosure: we have no recollection of what was talked about. It was very hot and 50% of us were very pregnant. Enjoy! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Mothman Prophecies.Dir. Mark PellingtonWriters Richard Hatem, John A. KeelSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik...
2025-12-101h 06Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S3E2 "Dead Man's Party" Recap & ReviewIt's party time at the Summers house! Buffy may be back, but things aren't exactly back to normal. Willow's flakier than breakfast cereal, Angel is even dreamier than usual, and Principal Snyder's genitals are abuzz! Book Club Pat may not have been a very formidable Monster of the Week, but we like to think the true Monster in this episode was the friends we made along the way. Join us as we break it all down on this week’s Major Slayage! To get the full effect (including episode clips and v...
2025-12-081h 03Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 381 THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES, Part 1 “THE TALE OF TIME JUMPS BACK TO CHRISTMAS TIME IN AUGUST”Past Kim tells past Ket about the Christmas classic, The Mothman Prophecies, starring Julia Roberts’ work husband, Richard Gere. Past Bimberly is yet to emerge and its 100 million degrees. But the girls stay cool in the snowy landscapes of Mothm’n. Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Ket will live or die or melt.Dir. Mark PellingtonWriters Richard Hatem, John A. KeelSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's...
2025-12-031h 25Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEP. 380 TOGETHER: “THE TALE OF MERGE MONSTERS, PART 2”Ket continues telling Arik about Together, starring Alison Brie and Dave Franco: a real life couple with a cautionary tale for another real life couple. Who knew that the horror story of what happens to Tillie Mim leads Arik to reveal one of the most romantic things he’s ever said to Ketryn. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ketrik will live or die in Together.Writer/Dir. Michael ShanksSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck...
2025-11-261h 17Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBUFFY S3E1 "Anne" Review & RecapBuffy's third season kicks things off with a banger episode! The stakes (and production budgets) are higher, the fights are world-class, all the guest stars act their asses off... if this premiere episode is any indication, season three is gonna be one hell of a ride! Buffy crosses paths with a familiar fungus, Oz pulls a Billy Madison, and Xander & Cordy communicate worse than Ross & Rachel. We break it all down – as well as our final thought on Buffy Season 2 – on this week’s Major Slayage! To get the full effect (including episode clips...
2025-11-241h 08Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEP. 379 TOGETHER: “THE TALE OF MERGE MONSTERS, PART 1”Ket tells Arik about Together, starring real life couple Alison Brie and Dave Franco. Of all the things to be disturbed by, Arik is apoplectic about Rat Kings. (Google at your own peril.) The parallels feel like a pointed warning directed at KKSAM’s real life couple: stick to rain water. Also, Bimberly’s doing great! Stay tuned for part 2 where we discover if the Spice Girl prophecy comes true.Writer/Dir. Michael ShanksSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe...
2025-11-191h 27Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E22 "Becoming, Part 2" Review & RecapThis episode was awesome! What a way to close out the second season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer! Listen to us break it all down on this week's Major Slayage. For the full effect (including episode footage and visual gags) check this episode out on YouTube: https://youtu.be/HO4RptQmOWY Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Real life soulmates Ket & Arik (from Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe) rewatch, review, relive & react to every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, in anticipation of the Hulu reboot. It’s chock full of hoot, just...
2025-11-171h 03Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 378 Re-Release of Dead Snow: “The Tale of More Intestinal Horror”The girls jump back into one of the very first “snow spaces” and reflect on the joy of pre-pandemic life where the horrors yet to come were but a distant and unknowable future. Burnsie reflects on month 2 of motherhood and baby Bimberly is thriving! Spoiler alert: they remain unsponsored by the whiskey-that-shan’t-be-named.Dir. Tommy WirkolaWriters Tommy Wirkola, Stig Frode HenriksenSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJ...
2025-11-122h 19Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBUFFY S2E21 "Becoming Part 1" Review & RecapWe’re not gonna bullshit you — we freakin’ loved this penultimate episode of Season 2 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But fret not, our superpower is the ability to nitpick ANYTHING, so we won’t let you down on that front..Willow is dating some brand new character we’ve never met before, the vamps get a new statue for their mansion… and has Kendra’s accent actually gotten better, or does it just seem better when compared to another laughably terrible accent in this episode? Why are you wasting your time reading this? Go listen to our Review...
2025-11-101h 00Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBUFFY S2E19 "I Only Have Eyes For You" Major Slayage Trivia Crypt (Patreon Sneak Peek)Enjoy this Sneak Peak at our Patreon Trivia Crypt deep dive minisode for Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 19 "I Only Have Eyes For You." We drop one of these for every episode of Buffy (starting with Season 2) for only $5 on Patreon. http://www.patreon.com/MajorSlayage This is just a little taste -- the actual minisode is almost twice as long! Check out our full Review & Recap of Buffy S2E19 here: https://youtu.be/1x32aRdlCS8?si=76N60y3T3P2ib5po Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy...
2025-11-0509 minKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 377 Re-Release of American Gothic: “The Tale of Still Not Knowing Where Paul Is!”We are no closer to finding Paul but we DID find someone else! Tune in NOW to hear a brand new intro with a very special and very familiar voice! Spoiler Alert: It’s not Paul.Dir. John HoughWriters Burt Wetanson, Michael Vines, John HoughSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@major...
2025-11-052h 04Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBUFFY S2E20 "Go Fish" Review & Recap!The best way we can sum this one up is: Hook, Line, and STINKER! This filler episode (or should we say "fillet" episode! hey-o!) never quite reeled us in. A lot of tone deaf joking about SA, and underwhelming fights, and a general lack of urgency & danger made this one feel a little fishy. Oz has apparently been written off the show at this point, Buffy and Angel don't even acknowledge their last emotionally devastating encounter, and everyone feels bored now — but not in the fun, sociopathic, skinning-a-villain-alive sort of way. With only two...
2025-11-0355 minKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 376 Weapons, Part 2: “The Tale of Kim’s Makeover”Ket finishes telling Arik about Weapons. Much to Ket’s delight, he remained completely and utterly clueless as to what horrors were befalling us in this tale of creepy crapbags galore. And here’s the good news about Kim not getting to hear about this absolute masterpiece! When she’s extracted the human living inside her, we can do this film for a live watch with our Patreon Sammies! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Arik will live or die in Weapons.Dir./Writer Zach CreggerSupport the girls on PATREON for some swe...
2025-10-291h 31Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBUFFY S2E19 "I Only Have Eyes For You" Review & Recap!Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 19 “I Only Have Eyes For You” is a strange one — there is little evidence from their scenes that Xander and Cordy are dating (Xander asking Buffy if she has visions about him "knowing the love of a woman"!?), and the complete lack of Oz is starting to get distracting. But... what started out as a lightweight, monster-of-the-week episode with an uneven tone (imagine an episode of Goosebumps that happened to include disturbing gun violence and self-unaliving... as well as an O.J. Simpson joke!!!) wound up being one of the most moving...
2025-10-271h 02Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 375 Weapons, Part 1: “The Tale of Kim’s New Makeover”Ket tells Kim- I mean Arik, about Weapons starring Josh Brolin, June Diane Raphael and Julia Garner. Ket was VERY excited to tell this to Kim but since Kim’s body is being taken over and consumed by a tiny creepy crapbag growing inside her, Ket was forced to enlist her OTHER life partner to be utterly frightened and confused. Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Arik survives… whatever the eff it is we’re surviving in this movie!Dir./Writer Zach CreggerSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE C...
2025-10-221h 26Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBUFFY S2E18 "Killed By Death" Review & Recap!Ironically, this filler episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer wasn't very filling. While we were grateful for a break from the emotional devastation of last week's episode, this Monster-of-the-Week installment (featuring a Temu version of Freddy Krueger) lacked a lot of the charm we've come to expect from Season 2 of Buffy. On the plus side, though, we get a lot of well-lit face shots of David Boreanaz's stunt double! Join us as we break it all down on this week's Major Slayage! For the ful...
2025-10-2056 minKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 374 Dangerous Animals, Part 2: “The Tale of Kim Throwing Ket to the Sharks… AGAIN”Kim finishes telling Ket about Dangerous Animals. Ketryn’s PTSD is in full effect as Kim forces her to brave the horrors of the sea once again. Kim’s heart sings with mirth as Ketryn chokes on salty fear. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Dangerous Animals.Dir. Sean ByrneWriter Nick LepardSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & AR...
2025-10-151h 05Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBUFFY S2E17 "Passion" Review & Recap!Buffy Season Two keeps doling out the heartbreak in episode 17 "Passion." We agree on the brilliant plotting and emotional devastation of this one. We are divided on Angel's slam poetry. Had to do something a little different for this episode — our first virtual recording with us not in the same room! Arik is in Wrexham, Wales, and Ketryn is in her Apothecary (about 20 steps from our usual set) in Glendale, California. But no mere ocean can disrupt our chemistry! Tune in for our most passionate discussion to date! For the full effect (including ep...
2025-10-131h 21Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 373 Dangerous Animals, Part 1: “The Tale of Kim Throwing Ket to the Sharks… AGAIN”Kim sees fit to traumatize Ketryn, yet again, in her final moments of being a not-Mom, by chucking Ket into the ocean again. She does it with the glee of a monster. One thing Kim has in common with our main character of the film, Dangerous Animals, is her love of “doing it for the show.” Stay tuned to see if Ket survives the open sea, next week, in Part 2.Dir. Sean ByrneWriter Nick LepardSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreo...
2025-10-081h 15Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E16 "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered" Review & Recap!Buffy the Vampire Slayer S2E16 “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered” encapsulates so much of what the series is: brilliant storytelling, memorable performances, quippy, stylized dialogue, great fights, thematic depth… but at the same time, toxic masculinity and entitlement played for laughs (and met with zero consequences) and perspectives that have NOT aged well. Cordy dumps Xander on Valetine’s Day and – in true Xander form – he makes it everyone else’s problem, Amy’s gone into the family business, and Spike and Angel get glam makeovers. We’d say more, but we don’t want to spoi...
2025-10-061h 05Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 372 The Parenting, Part 2: “The Tale FOLLOWING the Most Frightening Hour of Kim’s Life”Ket finishes telling Kim about The Parenting and, thank Goddess, we’re JUST dealing with demons and monsters and not awkward conversations to and about your mother-in-law’s p***y. The relief on Kim’s face, when she realized she’d only have to deal with violent and terrifying demonic possessions, was pure relief. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Parenting.Dir. Craig JohnsonWriter Kent SubletteSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketsta...
2025-10-011h 21Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E15 "Phases" Review & Recap!We definitely needed mild, silly, monster-of-the-week episode to recover from last week's emotional roller coaster, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 15 "Phases" was... a mixed bag. The "good": • The exploration of the theme of duality, and the culpability of the human for the actions of the monster they become. • Willow & Oz's chemistry. The "less-so": • The ham-fisted faux-feminist "hot takes" that want to sound profound without having anything to say. • Reducing Willow to a verbal tick that gets run into the ground, dialogue-wise. • That wolf...
2025-09-291h 08Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 371 The Parenting, Part 1: “The Tale of the Most Frightening Hour of Kim’s Life”Ket tells Kim about The Parenting starring powerhouses like Edie Falco, Lisa Kudrow, Brian Cox and… one of our favorite TV “Hanks.” Now that we’re doing part 1 and part 2, the very pregnant Kim can rest with Bimberly after one of the most harrowing displays of awkward parental interactions ever documented. Stay tuned to find out if Kim will survive part 2 of The Parenting, next week.Dir. Craig JohnsonWriter Kent SubletteSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe
2025-09-241h 14Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E14 "Innocence" Review & Recap!Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 14 “Innocence” is an emotional powerhouse of an episode. We didn’t remember this show getting THIS good THIS early, but here we are! Ketryn cried, and Arik had to dissociate at times just to get survive it. Giles and Jenny ‘s SECOND honeymoon phase comes to a rocky end, Buffy wishes she had a do-over, and we finally meet Season Two’s “Big Bad!” Why is Oz just the best guy? Why is the Judge always so chilly? Why are the gaslighting and emotional abuse in this episode so reali...
2025-09-221h 03Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 370 The Monkey, Part 2: “The Tale of Ketryn and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day”Kim tells Ket the second half of The Monkey. We get to the bottom of Kim’s shockingly incorrect account of Theo James' attractiveness. We can call off the 5150 for that. We also appreciate that Osgood Perkins feels we’ve earned some fun after the Pretty Things That Live Under The Stairs in The Blackcoat’s Daughters' Closets of Longlegs. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Monkey.Dir. Osgood PerkinsWriter Osgood PerkinsSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus co...
2025-09-171h 06Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E13 "Surprise" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 13 is full of surprises! Having learned nothing from “Some Assembly Required” Drusilla and Spike try to build the perfect man, Oz undergoes a Scooby Gang right of passage (much to Willow’s delight), and Jenny tries to come between Buffy and Angel. What do Spike & Dru watch on all those TVs? And why is their party so lame? Could we possibly sweat more? Wouldn’t you like to know? Well, you’re in luck, because you can -- on this week’s Major Slayage!
2025-09-151h 03Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 369 The Monkey, Part 1: “The Tale of Ketryn and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day”Kim tells Ket about The Monkey starring Tatiana Maslany (yay!), Adam Scott (Ket’s old flame*) and Theo James (hubba hubba). Kim comes in with a completely incorrect opinion about Theo James - Bimberly must be fully sucking the life out of her brain. Ket comes in with a bad attitude and homicidal tendencies. Stay tuned for Part 2 to find out, quite literally, who makes it out alive.*Adam Scott is in no way associated with Ketryn, nor has he ever been, and does not wish to beDir. Osgood PerkinsWriter Osgood Pe...
2025-09-101h 34Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E12 "Bad Eggs" Review & RecapThe eggs may be bad in Buffy the Vampire Season 2 Episode 12, but everything else was great! This was a really fun, tightly written installment. Cordelia and Xander get hot and bothered (though not necessarily in that order), Buffy follows in Joyce’s footsteps, and those Gulch Brothers sure are a couple of bad eggs! Why does Arik like to throw everything? How was Ketryn as a Sex Ed teacher? Where’s Jenny? The answers to these questions – and that’s it, nothing else – in this week’s Major Slayage!Major Slayag...
2025-09-081h 05Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 368 Azrael, Part 2: “The Tale of Our Next Installment in our Love Affair with Samara Weaving”Ket finishes telling Kim about the harrowing, post-rapture cinematic vehicle for our beloved Samara Weaving. Listen, we get she’s “acting,” but are you gonna tell us you wouldn’t pick Samara for your apocalypse survival squad if you were team captain??? Get real. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Azrael.Dir. E.L. KatzWriter Simon BarrettSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new s...
2025-09-031h 02Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E11 "Ted" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 11 “Ted,” is an excellent episode of television… and simultaneously a uniquely unpleasant viewing experience. This week, Joyce’s picker might be as bad as Xander’s, Willow gets her science on, and Giles and Jenny bury the hatchet. What are Ketryn’s rules for acceptable colors of tights? Is Cordelia the Scoobies’ secret weapon? How long until the machines wipe us out?All will be revealed in this week’s Major Slayage!To get the full effect (including episode clips and visual gags) check us out on...
2025-09-011h 16Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 367 Azrael, Part 1: “The Tale of Our Next Installment in our Love Affair with Samara Weaving”Ket tells Kim about Azrael. The movie poster has Samara Weaving on it… that’s kinda all the girls need to know about it. As usual, no one can walk the line between kicking ass and getting their ass kicked like Samara Weaving and looking like a g’damn Queen while doing it. Also, it’s post-rapture… we still gotta go to church? Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Jesus makes another lap, I guess.Dir. E.L. KatzWriter Simon BarrettSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE...
2025-08-2758 minMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E10 "What's My Line? Pt. 2" Review & RecapJoin us for the confounding conclusion to the Buffy the Vampire Slayer “What’s My Line?” saga, where Angel loses his shirt, Xander and Cordelia get a room, Drusilla gets her groove back… and Oz and Willow finally get to have some scenes together! Why can’t Norman Pfister turn door knobs? Where do we get our hands on a copy of the Slayer Handbook? Is Ketryn still upset about Kendra’s pants? Inquiring minds can find the answers to these question in this week’s Major Slayage. (We also take a mo...
2025-08-251h 07Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 366 Sinners, Part 2: “The Tale of Toilet Potatoes”Kim finishes telling Ket about Sinners. Listen, what the vamps are sellin’ doesn’t sound half bad. A cohesive and joyful family? Sure, you gotta eat blood but we can think of like 10 people off the top of the dome that don’t deserve all their blood. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Sinners.Writer/Director Ryan CooglerSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR...
2025-08-201h 22Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E9 "What's My Line? Pt 1" Review & RecapWe’ve hit a bit of a rough patch with this episode of Buffy. It’s not terrible, it’s just kind of… meh. Everyone seems tired. And cranky. Buffy has an identity crisis, Spike and Drusilla sit around the house, and a new slayer has entered the chat! • Should this two-parter have been condensed to one episode? • Will Oz and Willow ever get to be in an actual scene together? • Would you make out with bumpy-faced David Boreanaz? You won’t need a key to decode the answers to these questions – just che...
2025-08-181h 11Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 365 Sinners, Part 1: “The Tale of Toilet Potatoes”Kim tells Ket the first half of the acclaimed Sinners, starring Michael B. Jordan and Michael B. Jordan. Honestly, they’d happily take 2 or 3 more MBJs, if ya got ‘em. Throw in a few Hailee Steinfelds too, while you’re at it. Stay tuned for next week’s part 2 to see how it all shakes out!Writer/Director Ryan CooglerSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWAT...
2025-08-131h 45Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerRipper Returns! Buffy S2E8 "The Dark Age" Recap & ReviewThings are getting real in Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 8 “The Dark Age” – real dark! This is one of our favorite episodes of the season, wherein Jenny plans a “D” appointment, Cordelia gets her kicks… and for Ethan Rayne, every room is an escape room! Why are Buffy’s shoes so loud? Who walks slower, Arik or Zombie Diedre? Would Ketryn rather play “Anywhere But Here” with Rupert… or Ripper? The answers to these questions are sillier than you can possibly imagine on this week’s Major Slayage!
2025-08-111h 04Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 364 Cat People (1982), Part 2: “The Tale of the Return of Alan Ormsby”Ket finishes telling Kim about Alan Ormsby’s 1982 remake of an equally bizarre 1942 Cat People. But not quite as bizarre as Kim flexing her LACK of errant cat puke about her home as if she’s NOT about to be covered in Bimberly poop for the rest of her life. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Cat PeopleDir. Paul SchraderWriters DeWitt Bodeen, Alan Ormsby, Paul Schrader90 Best Horror Movie Podcasts You Must Follow in 2025: https://podcast.feedspot.com/horror_movie...
2025-08-061h 08Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E7 "Lie To Me" Review & RecapThe truth hurts in Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 7 “Lie To Me,” where Jenny tries to win the award for most random second date, Willow wears more makeup to bed than she wears to school, and we learn that vampire LARPing is even dorkier than it sounds.Who names their kid after a mushroom? How much does Ketryn loathe Tom Brady? Could Arik’s punch-ups have turned this good episode into a great episode? The answers to these questions – for those brave enough to seek the...
2025-08-041h 07Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 363 Cat People (1982), Part 1: “The Tale of the Return of Alan Ormsby”Ket tells Kim about Her People… ‘scuse me, I meant CAT People. She tells her about the 1982 remake, Cat People, written by her one time and forevermore nemesis, Alan Ormsby. Kim reveals herself as a Juggling Advocate. Stay tuned for next week’s part 2 to see if Kim converts to CATolicism. ::exits::Dir. Paul SchraderWriters DeWitt Bodeen, Alan Ormsby, Paul SchraderSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJ...
2025-07-301h 17Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E6 "Halloween" Review & Recap (featuring Kim Burns!)We are joined again by the hilarious Kim Burns (Ket’s co-host on KIM & KET STAY ALIVE… MAYBE) as we sink our teeth into Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 6 “Halloween.” This week, Angel wears what appear to be hand-me-downs, Buffy wears the wrong color, and Willow wears… well, we’re not exactly sure what Willow’s dressed as. Now that we know Giles can kick some ass, why is he always so useless in a fight? Why doesn’t Drusilla move her lips? Which of Kim & Ket’s slutty Halloween costumes would have been most use...
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeBONUS: Major Slayage Buffy S2E6 "Halloween" (featuring Kim Burns!)Ket & Arik are joined again by the hilarious Kim Burns (Ket’s co-host on KIM & KET STAY ALIVE… MAYBE) as they sink their teeth into Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 6 “Halloween.” This week, Angel wears what appear to be hand-me-downs, Buffy wears the wrong color, and Willow wears… well, we’re not exactly sure what Willow’s dressed as. Now that we know Giles can kick some ass, why is he always so useless in a fight? Why doesn’t Drusilla move her lips? Which of Kim & Ket’s slutty Halloween costumes would have been most...
2025-07-281h 16Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 362 Evil Dead Rise, Part 2: “The Tale of the Corkscrew Penis”Kim continues telling Ket about Evil Dead Rise. Kim tries to guess the weight limit of a common elevator. She’s extremely incorrect. We also get a little throwback to a familiar ear worm. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or RISE in Evil Dead Rise.Writer/Director Lee CroninSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTub...
2025-07-231h 15Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E5 "Reptile Boy" Review & RecapWe’re back on track, baby! After a brief detour to turd town last week, Buffy the Vampire Slayer returns to Season 2 form with this dark, resonate episode, wherein Cordelia social climbs, Buffy lies to Giles, and Xander gets all the the downsides of hazing without any of the benefits. What ever happened to Mystery the Pick Up Artist? What really goes on at frat parties? Does The Karate Kid come up this week?The answers to these questions — if you must know — on this week’s...
2025-07-211h 14Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 361 Evil Dead Rise, Part 1: “The Tale of the Corkscrew Penis”Kim tells Ket about Evil Dead Rise… but not until after Ket explains duck sex. Ketryn clocked that Sam Raimi was involved with this movie based on the sheer amount of mouth horror, alone! Also, the girls are going to start their own line of overly specific commemorative mugs. Stay tuned for part 2, next week, where we’re sure everyone's mouths are fine and not revolting.Writer/Director Lee CroninSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck...
2025-07-161h 31Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E4 "Inca Mummy Girl" Review & RecapAfter a strong start to Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2, we hit our first speedbump. This episode might be the weakest in the series so far. The Scoobies feel like they’ve been replaced by pod people, and everything just feels “off.” Xander reverts to his Season One antics, Cordelia seems to be suffering from some kind of head trauma, and (in what passes for a “bright spot” in this dismal affair) we meet a new fan favorite character… though you’d never be able to tell from how he’s introduced. Do they have Twinkies in Peru? Did...
2025-07-141h 08Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 360 The Ugly Stepsister, Part 2: “The Tale as Old as Time”Ket continues telling Kim about the fairytale of The Ugly Stepsister. We ended on a pretty high note. The Prince is within her grasp… I’m sure it will turn out super awesome and totally fine. Psych! Picture The Substance with bustles. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Ugly Stepsister.Writer/Director Emilie BlichfeldtSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & AR...
2025-07-091h 02Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E3 "School Hard" Review & RecapSchool, it turns out, is difficult for Buffy the Vampire Slayer in Season 2 Episode 3 “School Hard,” wherein Angel gets curious about playing for both teams, Spike shows up way earlier than Arik remembered, and Baby Steve Jobs is the victim of a hostile takeover. How did Drusilla move all her dolls... and a giant four poster bed!? Has Ketryn gone mad with power as the presiding judge of Buffy Court? Why are we recording so early? The answers to these questions – if we, in fact, know them – on this week’s Major Slayage! Real life soulmates Ket & Arik (from...
2025-07-071h 12Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 359 The Ugly Stepsister, Part 1: “The Tale as Old as Time”Ket tells Kim the story of Cinderella… ‘s ugly stepsister. And it gets… ugly. First and foremost, Ketryn needs the Sammies to tell her from what she recognizes the actress who plays Alma. Please and thank you. Stay tuned for part 2, next week, where we’re sure everyone lives happily ever after… right?!Writer/Director Emilie BlichfeldtSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE...
2025-07-021h 29Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E2 "Some Assembly Required" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 2 “Some Assembly Required" – Review & Recap! Ket & Arik return from their trip to Wales refreshed and ready to tackle Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 2, “Some Assembly Required” – in which Darryl “Baseball Face” struggles to cope after peaking in high school, Angel checks out the softer side of Sears, and Cordelia might actually win the Science Fair! Will Giles and Jenny (aka “Jiles”) score at the Big Game? Can Arik learn to chew more quietly? And who put a nickel in Ketryn? The answers to these questions – if we get around to it – on this week’s...
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Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerPATREON SNEAK PEEK: Buffy S2E1 "When She Was Bad" Trivia CryptBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 1 “When She Was Bad" – Behind the Scenes, Fun Facts & Trivia! Enjoy this sneak peek at our brand new Patreon Exclusive weekly “Trivia Crypt” minisode, where we’ll do a deep dive into every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (starting with Season 2). Article mentioned in the episode -- Black Girl Nerds: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Black Characters Representation and Racism"https://blackgirlnerds.com/black-buffy-characters-deserved-better/ Real life soulmates Ket & Arik (from Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe) rewatch, review, relive & react to every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, in anticipat...
2025-06-3014 minKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 358 The Curse of La Llorona, Part 2: “The Tale of Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper”Kim continues telling Ket about The Curse of La Llorona. But don’t worry! Mr. Cooper AND Mr. Gooper both come to help out. The girls continue to make plans for Bimberly’s inevitable moments of creepy crapbagness. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Curse of La Llorona.Dir. Michael ChavezWriters Mikki Daughtry, Tobias IaconisSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show...
2025-06-251h 12Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E1 "When She Was Bad" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 1 “When She Was Bad" Review & Recap! We’re back back back back back again for Season Two of Major Slayage! In this week’s entry – the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Two premiere “When She Was Bad” – Buffy pulls a Beyoncé and dicthes the Scoobies to become a solo act, Xander ruins the concept of ice cream for Ketryn… and Apple has a new wunderkind CEO: The Annoying One! Where do Vampires get all their candles from? What does Ketryn think about when she’s punching focus pads? And just exactly how...
2025-06-231h 11Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 357 The Curse of La Llorona: “The Tale of Succinct and Relevant Tangents, Part 1”Kim tells Ket about the 2019 spooky Linda Cardellini film, The Curse of La Llorona. So, naturally they talk about flies, gnats, the difference between a command and a request, how to pronounce Anna and Ana and, of course, Balki from Perfect Strangers. Stay tuned for part 2 to see what other 90’s sitcom star makes an appearance.Dir. Michael ChavezWriters Mikki Daughtry, Tobias IaconisSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik...
2025-06-181h 11Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E12 "Prophecy Girl" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 12 “Prophecy Girl" Review & Recap! It's the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season One Finale, and we're excited for... Prom? Spring Fling? We still have no idea what's going on with the dances in this show. But we got all dressed up anyway! Xander is the worst (again), Cordelia's lack of driving skills comes in handy, and Kool-Aid Mouth finally has his coming out party! Ketryn & Arik reminisce about their own Prom memories, and we grade each episode in our Season One Report Card! So put on the surprise dress yo...
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The Daily ZeitgeistCasting Call For The Army, At Home Demon Hole? 06.13.25In episode 1880, Jack and Miles are joined by hosts of Kim & Ket Stay Alive... Maybe, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter, to discuss… Trump Ft. Bragg - He Gave A Rousing Speech Where EVERYONE? Cheered? DJ Tanner Thinks That Her TV Is a Portal To Hell and more! Bragg Soldiers Who Cheered Trump's Political Attacks While in Uniform Were Checked for Allegiance, Appearance Troops and marines deeply troubled by LA deployment: ‘Morale is not great’ ‘Full House’ Star Candace Cameron Bure: ‘I Don’t Even Want Someone Watching a Scary Movie in Our House’ Because ‘That’s a Portal’ to Something ‘Demonic’...
2025-06-131h 04Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 356 Jason X: “The Tale of Horrible Y2K Fashion in Space, Part 2”Ket finishes telling Kim about Jason in Space a.k.a. Jason X a.k.a. Get me out of here. As if the trauma of having to watch this turd pile wasn’t enough, the girls are also forced to relive all of their criminally bad fashion choices from this era. For shame! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Jason X.Dir.James IsaacWriters Todd Farmer, Victor MillerSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe
2025-06-111h 07Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E11 "Out of Mind, Out of Sight" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 11 “Out of Mind, Out of Sight” Review & Recap! In Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 11, (which turned out to be one of our favorite episodes of the season), Harmony takes up tumbling… Xander is still too scared to ride his skateboard, but carries it around like a prop… And we get the origin story for Veep’s Secret Service Agent Marjorie Palmiotti! Are Prom Queen and May Queen the same thing? When is prom? Is it prom? We’ll get nowhere near answering any of these questions on this week’s M...
2025-06-091h 10Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 355 Jason X: “The Tale of Horrible Y2K Fashion in Space, Part 1”Ket tells Kim about the next installment in our beloved (?) Friday the 13th franchise, Jason X. Otherwise, known as Jason in SPACE! After Ket had to watch this, she demands that Kim consider the debt owed to her, after she had to watch Thankskilling, paid in full. Stay tuned for Part 2 to see if the girls can avoid shooting themselves out into space…Dir.James IsaacWriters Todd Farmer, Victor MillerSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe
2025-06-041h 16Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E10 "Nightmares" Review, Recap & Roast!Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 10 “Nightmares” – Review, Recap & Roast! Buffy the Vampire Slayer S1E10 “Nightmares” was something of a slog to get through. We know dreams don’t always make sense, but television shows should! Listen, not all nightmares are created Equal – Buffy being buried alive and turned into a Vampire is NOTHING compared to Cordelia’s frizzy hair and Willow’s stage fright! And move over, Anointed One, there’s a new creepy crap bag kid in town: (not) Joseph Gordon-Levitt… and Sunnydale ain’t big enough for the both of ya! Ketryn & Arik are th...
2025-06-021h 05Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 354 Companion: “The Tale of the Girl in the Yellow Hat, Part 2”Kim tells Ket about the rest of Companion. Listen, the girls do, in fact, have a few ideas about how they’d utilize a homicidal robot. Who knew the sweetest love story of all would be between a robot and Guillermo? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Companion.Dir. Drew HancockWriter Drew HancockSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAG...
2025-05-281h 34Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E9 "The Puppet Show" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 9 “The Puppet Show” Review & Recap! This week’s entry, Buffy the Vampire Slayer S1E9 “The Puppet Show,” was set up to be a goofy one, but we kind of loved it! The Scooby Gang faces off against a Wizard of Oz themed serial killer, Cordelia’s delusion reaches new heights, and – most shockingly – Sunnydale does appear to have a police force, after all! Will Giles be able to keep his job? Will Ketryn take comfort in the fact that Arik is incapable of sneaking up on her? Can Ket & Arik’s...
2025-05-261h 04Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 353 Companion: “The Tale of the Girl in the Yellow Hat, Part 1”Kim tells Ket about Companion where the relationship between a boy and his robot works out completely fine and everything goes great. PSYCH! Jack Quaid is Quaiding and the girls LOVE it. Stay tuned for Part 2 to how Iris’ time in the YellowJacket wilderness serves her…Dir. Drew HancockWriter Drew HancockSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on You...
2025-05-211h 01Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E8 "I, Robot... You, Jane" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 8 “I, Robot… You, Jane”” Review & Recap! Join us as we sink our teeth into an episode that is a return to campy form for Buffy’s first season, BTVS S1E8 “I, Robot… You, Jane.” Willow discovers the joys of cybering, Xander proves himself useful for a change… and move over Cordeila, there’s a new hottie in town: Jenny – Miss Calendar if ya nasty! Will Ketryn heed Giles’s command to come? (Hint, yes she will!) Will Arik ever pick up his f*@king socks!? (Spoiler alert: never!) How many more Sun...
2025-05-191h 21Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 352 The Watchers: “The Tale That Ket Should Have Loved, Part 2”Ket tells Kim the rest of The Watchers (2024) starring Dakota Fanning, written by a Shyamalan, Ishana. Not any of the other ones called the same thing. Listen, Ket took a shot… we can’t get a bullseye every time. But don’t worry, the girls end the episode talking about cancer so… thumbs up! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Watchers… no the other one.Dir. Ishana ShyamalanWriters Ishana Shyamalan, A.M. Shine90 Best Horror Movie Podcasts You Must Follow in 2025: https://podcast.feed...
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Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerPATREON SNEAK PEEK: Buffy S1E7 “Angel” Watch Along Reaction CommentaryEnjoy this sneak peek at our Patreon Bonus Watch Along Commentary, wherein we react to Buffy the Vampire Slayer S1E7 "Angel” as we watch it, prior to recording our main episode. Sync this up as you watch to hear us talk over the whole damn thing!Real life soulmates Ket & Arik (from Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe) rewatch, review, relive & react to every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, in anticipation of the Hulu reboot. It’s chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny. ...
2025-05-1345 minMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E7 "Angel" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 7 “Angel” Review & Recap! Come along as we take a bite out of our favorite episode so far this season, BTVS S1E7 “Angel.” Darla gets a promotion – and a demotion, Angel spends all day in Buffy’s room for no apparent reason, and Joyce might be trying to avoid Freddy Krueger. Did Robert Rodriguez direct episodes of Buffy under a pseudonym? Does Arik have what it takes to be an all-ages stand up comic? Who is on Ketryn’s kill list? The answers to these questions – probably – on this week’s Major S...
2025-05-121h 11Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 351 The Watchers: “The Tale That Ket Should Have Loved, Part 1”Ket tells Kim about The Watchers. No, not that one with Maika Monroe. No, not The Watcher, it’s plural. Oh, actually no not that one by the exact same name. Ok, NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO CALL THEIR MOVIE ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH WATCHING WATCHERS WATCH, OK!? There are other words! Anyway, this is the one with Dakota Fanning. Stay tuned for Part 2 to see who is watching who…Dir. Ishana ShyamalanWriters Ishana Shyamalan, A.M. Shine90 Best Horror Movie Podcasts You Must Follow in 2025: https://podcast.feed...
2025-05-071h 23Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E6 "The Pack" Review & Recap (featuring Kim Burns!)Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 6 “The Pack” Review & Recap! It’s a KKSAM FAM JAMBOREE as we are joined by the hilarious Kim Burns, Ketryn’s co-host on Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe! The three of us attempt to make sense of a Buffy episode that has been hailed as everything from “skippable” to “fun bad.” Why is evil Xander so hot? Why is Jim from FROM so cringe? Why is Mr. Belding such a creep? The answers to these questions – and so many more – on this week’s Major Slayage! Real life soulma...
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Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeBONUS SNEAK PEEK: MAJOR SLAYAGE - Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy S1E6 "The Pack" (featuring Kim Burns!)It’s a KKSAM FAM JAMBOREE as we are joined by the hilarious Kim Burns, Ketryn’s co-host on Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe! The three of us attempt to make sense of a Buffy episode that has been hailed as everything from “skippable” to “fun bad.” Why is evil Xander so hot? Why is Jim from FROM so cringe? Why is Mr. Belding such a creep? The answer to these questions – and so many more – on this week’s Major Slayage! Real life soulmates Ket & Arik (from Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe) rewatch, review, relive, & react to every episode of Buf...
2025-05-051h 17Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 350 The First Omen: “The Tale of Bimberly, the Antichrist, Part 2”Kim tells Ket the rest of The First Omen. But first, Damien has some competition for most anticipated AntiChrist. As usual, the Catholic church appears to have “lost the plot” but not their disdain for women. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will liver or die in The First Omen.Dir. Arkasha StevensonWriters Tim Smith, Keith Thomas, Arkasha StevensonSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SL...
2025-04-301h 09Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E5 "Never Kill a Boy on the First Date" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 5 “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date” Review & Recap! Join us as we sink our teeth into Buffy the Vampire Slayer S1E5 “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date.” (If only the episode was as interesting as the title.) Buffy meets a hunky poetry fan and wants to get up close and personal with his “bookworm,” Cordelia gets handsy at the disco, and Ketryn ships a new romantic couple. Why is the annoying Jesus freak yelling, “pork and beans?” Why do vamps’ clothes turn to dust, but not their...
2025-04-281h 01Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 349 The First Omen: “The Tale of Gratuitous Facial Licking, Part 1”Kim tells Ket about The First Omen. First and foremost, Ketryn would like it stated that she does not wish to live with an incomplete head. Neither girl wants the title “Most Catholic” and both wonder why they’ve never seen a crab-like demon claw. Stay tuned for part 2 to meet… The AntiChrist.Dir. Arkasha StevensonWriters Tim Smith, Keith Thomas, Arkasha StevensonSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MA...
2025-04-231h 20Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E4 "Teacher's Pet" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 4 "Teacher’s Pet" Review & Recap! We inch one step closer to the series finale as we tackle BTVS S1E4, “Teacher’s Pet,” wherein Xander falls under the spell of Dr. Mantis Toboggan, Angel is in cahoots with Spoonman for more screen time, and there’s a new detective in town: Columbuff. Would you have wanted to have Ketryn as your substitute teacher? Has Arik had a change of heart where “Ripper” is concerned? Are you trying to seduce me? The answers to these questions — and more — on this week’s MAJOR S...
2025-04-211h 11Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 348 Smile 2: “The Tale of Schmorgashbords, Part 2”Ket tells Kim the rest of Smile 2. Listen, I sincerely hope that you have all put your fast pants on and haven’t borrowed any pants from either of Ket’s life partners, Kim OR Arik, because they only wear slow pants. We’ve also discovered something Kim should NOT include on her resUme and that’s “creepy smiling.” She’s too cute. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Smile 2.Writer/Dir. Parker FinnSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon...
2025-04-161h 20Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E3 "The Witch" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 3 "The Witch" Review & Recap! Our Buffy rewatch marches on with S1E3 "The Witch," wherein Buffy collects more ugly, unwanted jewelry from boys, Joyce loves some well-hung art, and Xander finally finds his chill. (Just kidding on that last one!) Will Ketryn spontaneously combust? Why did they put the camera there? Why does Arik not know how Barbies work? The answer to these questions -- and more -- on this week's MAJOR SLAYAGE!Real life soulmates Ket & Arik (from Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe) rewatch, review, relive & react to ev...
2025-04-141h 40Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 347 Smile 2: “The Tale of Schmorgashbords, Part 1”Ket tells Kim about the highly requested and truly terrifying Smile 2. This left Ketryn truly shooketh and gave The Substance a run for its money in grotesque-ness. It was simply a smorgasbord of gore and the first time in podcast history that Ket is the one who can’t quite say a word. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out what type of pants Kim needs for this one.Writer/Dir. Parker FinnSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe
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