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Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 363 Cat People (1982), Part 1: “The Tale of the Return of Alan Ormsby”Ket tells Kim about Her People… ‘scuse me, I meant CAT People. She tells her about the 1982 remake, Cat People, written by her one time and forevermore nemesis, Alan Ormsby. Kim reveals herself as a Juggling Advocate. Stay tuned for next week’s part 2 to see if Kim converts to CATolicism. ::exits::Dir. Paul SchraderWriters DeWitt Bodeen, Alan Ormsby, Paul SchraderSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJ...2025-07-301h 17Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E6 "Halloween" Review & Recap (featuring Kim Burns!)We are joined again by the hilarious Kim Burns (Ket’s co-host on KIM & KET STAY ALIVE… MAYBE) as we sink our teeth into Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 6 “Halloween.” This week, Angel wears what appear to be hand-me-downs, Buffy wears the wrong color, and Willow wears… well, we’re not exactly sure what Willow’s dressed as. Now that we know Giles can kick some ass, why is he always so useless in a fight? Why doesn’t Drusilla move her lips? Which of Kim & Ket’s slutty Halloween costumes would have been most use...2025-07-281h 16Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeBONUS: Major Slayage Buffy S2E6 "Halloween" (featuring Kim Burns!)Ket & Arik are joined again by the hilarious Kim Burns (Ket’s co-host on KIM & KET STAY ALIVE… MAYBE) as they sink their teeth into Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 6 “Halloween.” This week, Angel wears what appear to be hand-me-downs, Buffy wears the wrong color, and Willow wears… well, we’re not exactly sure what Willow’s dressed as. Now that we know Giles can kick some ass, why is he always so useless in a fight? Why doesn’t Drusilla move her lips? Which of Kim & Ket’s slutty Halloween costumes would have been most...2025-07-281h 16Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 362 Evil Dead Rise, Part 2: “The Tale of the Corkscrew Penis”Kim continues telling Ket about Evil Dead Rise. Kim tries to guess the weight limit of a common elevator. She’s extremely incorrect. We also get a little throwback to a familiar ear worm. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or RISE in Evil Dead Rise.Writer/Director Lee CroninSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTub...2025-07-231h 15Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E5 "Reptile Boy" Review & RecapWe’re back on track, baby! After a brief detour to turd town last week, Buffy the Vampire Slayer returns to Season 2 form with this dark, resonate episode, wherein Cordelia social climbs, Buffy lies to Giles, and Xander gets all the the downsides of hazing without any of the benefits. What ever happened to Mystery the Pick Up Artist? What really goes on at frat parties? Does The Karate Kid come up this week?The answers to these questions — if you must know — on this week’s...2025-07-211h 14Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 361 Evil Dead Rise, Part 1: “The Tale of the Corkscrew Penis”Kim tells Ket about Evil Dead Rise… but not until after Ket explains duck sex. Ketryn clocked that Sam Raimi was involved with this movie based on the sheer amount of mouth horror, alone! Also, the girls are going to start their own line of overly specific commemorative mugs. Stay tuned for part 2, next week, where we’re sure everyone's mouths are fine and not revolting.Writer/Director Lee CroninSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck...2025-07-161h 31Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E4 "Inca Mummy Girl" Review & RecapAfter a strong start to Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2, we hit our first speedbump. This episode might be the weakest in the series so far. The Scoobies feel like they’ve been replaced by pod people, and everything just feels “off.” Xander reverts to his Season One antics, Cordelia seems to be suffering from some kind of head trauma, and (in what passes for a “bright spot” in this dismal affair) we meet a new fan favorite character… though you’d never be able to tell from how he’s introduced. Do they have Twinkies in Peru? Did...2025-07-141h 08Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 360 The Ugly Stepsister, Part 2: “The Tale as Old as Time”Ket continues telling Kim about the fairytale of The Ugly Stepsister. We ended on a pretty high note. The Prince is within her grasp… I’m sure it will turn out super awesome and totally fine. Psych! Picture The Substance with bustles. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Ugly Stepsister.Writer/Director Emilie BlichfeldtSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & AR...2025-07-091h 02Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E3 "School Hard" Review & RecapSchool, it turns out, is difficult for Buffy the Vampire Slayer in Season 2 Episode 3 “School Hard,” wherein Angel gets curious about playing for both teams, Spike shows up way earlier than Arik remembered, and Baby Steve Jobs is the victim of a hostile takeover. How did Drusilla move all her dolls... and a giant four poster bed!? Has Ketryn gone mad with power as the presiding judge of Buffy Court? Why are we recording so early? The answers to these questions – if we, in fact, know them – on this week’s Major Slayage! Real life soulmates Ket & Arik (from...2025-07-071h 12Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 359 The Ugly Stepsister, Part 1: “The Tale as Old as Time”Ket tells Kim the story of Cinderella… ‘s ugly stepsister. And it gets… ugly. First and foremost, Ketryn needs the Sammies to tell her from what she recognizes the actress who plays Alma. Please and thank you. Stay tuned for part 2, next week, where we’re sure everyone lives happily ever after… right?!Writer/Director Emilie BlichfeldtSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE...2025-07-021h 29Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E2 "Some Assembly Required" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 2 “Some Assembly Required" – Review & Recap! Ket & Arik return from their trip to Wales refreshed and ready to tackle Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 2, “Some Assembly Required” – in which Darryl “Baseball Face” struggles to cope after peaking in high school, Angel checks out the softer side of Sears, and Cordelia might actually win the Science Fair! Will Giles and Jenny (aka “Jiles”) score at the Big Game? Can Arik learn to chew more quietly? And who put a nickel in Ketryn? The answers to these questions – if we get around to it – on this week’s...2025-06-301h 16Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerPATREON SNEAK PEEK: Buffy S2E1 "When She Was Bad" Trivia CryptBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 1 “When She Was Bad" – Behind the Scenes, Fun Facts & Trivia! Enjoy this sneak peek at our brand new Patreon Exclusive weekly “Trivia Crypt” minisode, where we’ll do a deep dive into every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (starting with Season 2). Article mentioned in the episode -- Black Girl Nerds: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Black Characters Representation and Racism"https://blackgirlnerds.com/black-buffy-characters-deserved-better/ Real life soulmates Ket & Arik (from Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe) rewatch, review, relive & react to every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, in anticipat...2025-06-3014 minKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 358 The Curse of La Llorona, Part 2: “The Tale of Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper”Kim continues telling Ket about The Curse of La Llorona. But don’t worry! Mr. Cooper AND Mr. Gooper both come to help out. The girls continue to make plans for Bimberly’s inevitable moments of creepy crapbagness. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Curse of La Llorona.Dir. Michael ChavezWriters Mikki Daughtry, Tobias IaconisSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show...2025-06-251h 12Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S2E1 "When She Was Bad" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 1 “When She Was Bad" Review & Recap! We’re back back back back back again for Season Two of Major Slayage! In this week’s entry – the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Two premiere “When She Was Bad” – Buffy pulls a Beyoncé and dicthes the Scoobies to become a solo act, Xander ruins the concept of ice cream for Ketryn… and Apple has a new wunderkind CEO: The Annoying One! Where do Vampires get all their candles from? What does Ketryn think about when she’s punching focus pads? And just exactly how...2025-06-231h 11Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 357 The Curse of La Llorona: “The Tale of Succinct and Relevant Tangents, Part 1”Kim tells Ket about the 2019 spooky Linda Cardellini film, The Curse of La Llorona. So, naturally they talk about flies, gnats, the difference between a command and a request, how to pronounce Anna and Ana and, of course, Balki from Perfect Strangers. Stay tuned for part 2 to see what other 90’s sitcom star makes an appearance.Dir. Michael ChavezWriters Mikki Daughtry, Tobias IaconisSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik...2025-06-181h 11Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E12 "Prophecy Girl" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 12 “Prophecy Girl" Review & Recap! It's the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season One Finale, and we're excited for... Prom? Spring Fling? We still have no idea what's going on with the dances in this show. But we got all dressed up anyway! Xander is the worst (again), Cordelia's lack of driving skills comes in handy, and Kool-Aid Mouth finally has his coming out party! Ketryn & Arik reminisce about their own Prom memories, and we grade each episode in our Season One Report Card! So put on the surprise dress yo...2025-06-161h 10The Daily ZeitgeistThe Daily ZeitgeistCasting Call For The Army, At Home Demon Hole? 06.13.25In episode 1880, Jack and Miles are joined by hosts of Kim & Ket Stay Alive... Maybe, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter, to discuss… Trump Ft. Bragg - He Gave A Rousing Speech Where EVERYONE? Cheered? DJ Tanner Thinks That Her TV Is a Portal To Hell and more! Bragg Soldiers Who Cheered Trump's Political Attacks While in Uniform Were Checked for Allegiance, Appearance Troops and marines deeply troubled by LA deployment: ‘Morale is not great’ ‘Full House’ Star Candace Cameron Bure: ‘I Don’t Even Want Someone Watching a Scary Movie in Our House’ Because ‘That’s a Portal’ to Something ‘Demonic’...2025-06-131h 04Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 356 Jason X: “The Tale of Horrible Y2K Fashion in Space, Part 2”Ket finishes telling Kim about Jason in Space a.k.a. Jason X a.k.a. Get me out of here. As if the trauma of having to watch this turd pile wasn’t enough, the girls are also forced to relive all of their criminally bad fashion choices from this era. For shame! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Jason X.Dir.James IsaacWriters Todd Farmer, Victor MillerSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe2025-06-111h 07Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E11 "Out of Mind, Out of Sight" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 11 “Out of Mind, Out of Sight” Review & Recap! In Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 11, (which turned out to be one of our favorite episodes of the season), Harmony takes up tumbling… Xander is still too scared to ride his skateboard, but carries it around like a prop… And we get the origin story for Veep’s Secret Service Agent Marjorie Palmiotti! Are Prom Queen and May Queen the same thing? When is prom? Is it prom? We’ll get nowhere near answering any of these questions on this week’s M...2025-06-091h 10Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 355 Jason X: “The Tale of Horrible Y2K Fashion in Space, Part 1”Ket tells Kim about the next installment in our beloved (?) Friday the 13th franchise, Jason X. Otherwise, known as Jason in SPACE! After Ket had to watch this, she demands that Kim consider the debt owed to her, after she had to watch Thankskilling, paid in full. Stay tuned for Part 2 to see if the girls can avoid shooting themselves out into space…Dir.James IsaacWriters Todd Farmer, Victor MillerSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe2025-06-041h 16Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E10 "Nightmares" Review, Recap & Roast!Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 10 “Nightmares” – Review, Recap & Roast! Buffy the Vampire Slayer S1E10 “Nightmares” was something of a slog to get through. We know dreams don’t always make sense, but television shows should! Listen, not all nightmares are created Equal – Buffy being buried alive and turned into a Vampire is NOTHING compared to Cordelia’s frizzy hair and Willow’s stage fright! And move over, Anointed One, there’s a new creepy crap bag kid in town: (not) Joseph Gordon-Levitt… and Sunnydale ain’t big enough for the both of ya! Ketryn & Arik are th...2025-06-021h 05Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 354 Companion: “The Tale of the Girl in the Yellow Hat, Part 2”Kim tells Ket about the rest of Companion. Listen, the girls do, in fact, have a few ideas about how they’d utilize a homicidal robot. Who knew the sweetest love story of all would be between a robot and Guillermo? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Companion.Dir. Drew HancockWriter Drew HancockSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAG...2025-05-281h 34Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E9 "The Puppet Show" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 9 “The Puppet Show” Review & Recap! This week’s entry, Buffy the Vampire Slayer S1E9 “The Puppet Show,” was set up to be a goofy one, but we kind of loved it! The Scooby Gang faces off against a Wizard of Oz themed serial killer, Cordelia’s delusion reaches new heights, and – most shockingly – Sunnydale does appear to have a police force, after all! Will Giles be able to keep his job? Will Ketryn take comfort in the fact that Arik is incapable of sneaking up on her? Can Ket & Arik’s...2025-05-261h 04Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 353 Companion: “The Tale of the Girl in the Yellow Hat, Part 1”Kim tells Ket about Companion where the relationship between a boy and his robot works out completely fine and everything goes great. PSYCH! Jack Quaid is Quaiding and the girls LOVE it. Stay tuned for Part 2 to how Iris’ time in the YellowJacket wilderness serves her…Dir. Drew HancockWriter Drew HancockSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on You...2025-05-211h 01Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E8 "I, Robot... You, Jane" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 8 “I, Robot… You, Jane”” Review & Recap! Join us as we sink our teeth into an episode that is a return to campy form for Buffy’s first season, BTVS S1E8 “I, Robot… You, Jane.” Willow discovers the joys of cybering, Xander proves himself useful for a change… and move over Cordeila, there’s a new hottie in town: Jenny – Miss Calendar if ya nasty! Will Ketryn heed Giles’s command to come? (Hint, yes she will!) Will Arik ever pick up his f*@king socks!? (Spoiler alert: never!) How many more Sun...2025-05-191h 21Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 352 The Watchers: “The Tale That Ket Should Have Loved, Part 2”Ket tells Kim the rest of The Watchers (2024) starring Dakota Fanning, written by a Shyamalan, Ishana. Not any of the other ones called the same thing. Listen, Ket took a shot… we can’t get a bullseye every time. But don’t worry, the girls end the episode talking about cancer so… thumbs up! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Watchers… no the other one.Dir. Ishana ShyamalanWriters Ishana Shyamalan, A.M. Shine90 Best Horror Movie Podcasts You Must Follow in 2025: https://podcast.feed...2025-05-1450 minMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerPATREON SNEAK PEEK: Buffy S1E7 “Angel” Watch Along Reaction CommentaryEnjoy this sneak peek at our Patreon Bonus Watch Along Commentary, wherein we react to Buffy the Vampire Slayer S1E7 "Angel” as we watch it, prior to recording our main episode. Sync this up as you watch to hear us talk over the whole damn thing!Real life soulmates Ket & Arik (from Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe) rewatch, review, relive & react to every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, in anticipation of the Hulu reboot. It’s chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny. ...2025-05-1345 minMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E7 "Angel" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 7 “Angel” Review & Recap! Come along as we take a bite out of our favorite episode so far this season, BTVS S1E7 “Angel.” Darla gets a promotion – and a demotion, Angel spends all day in Buffy’s room for no apparent reason, and Joyce might be trying to avoid Freddy Krueger. Did Robert Rodriguez direct episodes of Buffy under a pseudonym? Does Arik have what it takes to be an all-ages stand up comic? Who is on Ketryn’s kill list? The answers to these questions – probably – on this week’s Major S...2025-05-121h 11Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 351 The Watchers: “The Tale That Ket Should Have Loved, Part 1”Ket tells Kim about The Watchers. No, not that one with Maika Monroe. No, not The Watcher, it’s plural. Oh, actually no not that one by the exact same name. Ok, NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO CALL THEIR MOVIE ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH WATCHING WATCHERS WATCH, OK!? There are other words! Anyway, this is the one with Dakota Fanning. Stay tuned for Part 2 to see who is watching who…Dir. Ishana ShyamalanWriters Ishana Shyamalan, A.M. Shine90 Best Horror Movie Podcasts You Must Follow in 2025: https://podcast.feed...2025-05-071h 23Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E6 "The Pack" Review & Recap (featuring Kim Burns!)Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 6 “The Pack” Review & Recap! It’s a KKSAM FAM JAMBOREE as we are joined by the hilarious Kim Burns, Ketryn’s co-host on Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe! The three of us attempt to make sense of a Buffy episode that has been hailed as everything from “skippable” to “fun bad.” Why is evil Xander so hot? Why is Jim from FROM so cringe? Why is Mr. Belding such a creep? The answers to these questions – and so many more – on this week’s Major Slayage!  Real life soulma...2025-05-051h 17Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeBONUS SNEAK PEEK: MAJOR SLAYAGE - Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy S1E6 "The Pack" (featuring Kim Burns!)It’s a KKSAM FAM JAMBOREE as we are joined by the hilarious Kim Burns, Ketryn’s co-host on Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe! The three of us attempt to make sense of a Buffy episode that has been hailed as everything from “skippable” to “fun bad.” Why is evil Xander so hot? Why is Jim from FROM so cringe? Why is Mr. Belding such a creep? The answer to these questions – and so many more – on this week’s Major Slayage! Real life soulmates Ket & Arik (from Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe) rewatch, review, relive, & react to every episode of Buf...2025-05-051h 17Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 350 The First Omen: “The Tale of Bimberly, the Antichrist, Part 2”Kim tells Ket the rest of The First Omen. But first, Damien has some competition for most anticipated AntiChrist. As usual, the Catholic church appears to have “lost the plot” but not their disdain for women. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will liver or die in The First Omen.Dir. Arkasha StevensonWriters Tim Smith, Keith Thomas, Arkasha StevensonSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SL...2025-04-301h 09Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E5 "Never Kill a Boy on the First Date" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 5 “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date” Review & Recap! Join us as we sink our teeth into Buffy the Vampire Slayer S1E5 “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date.” (If only the episode was as interesting as the title.) Buffy meets a hunky poetry fan and wants to get up close and personal with his “bookworm,” Cordelia gets handsy at the disco, and Ketryn ships a new romantic couple. Why is the annoying Jesus freak yelling, “pork and beans?” Why do vamps’ clothes turn to dust, but not their...2025-04-281h 01Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 349 The First Omen: “The Tale of Gratuitous Facial Licking, Part 1”Kim tells Ket about The First Omen. First and foremost, Ketryn would like it stated that she does not wish to live with an incomplete head. Neither girl wants the title “Most Catholic” and both wonder why they’ve never seen a crab-like demon claw.  Stay tuned for part 2 to meet… The AntiChrist.Dir. Arkasha StevensonWriters Tim Smith, Keith Thomas, Arkasha StevensonSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MA...2025-04-231h 20Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E4 "Teacher's Pet" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 4 "Teacher’s Pet" Review & Recap! We inch one step closer to the series finale as we tackle BTVS S1E4, “Teacher’s Pet,” wherein Xander falls under the spell of Dr. Mantis Toboggan, Angel is in cahoots with Spoonman for more screen time, and there’s a new detective in town: Columbuff. Would you have wanted to have Ketryn as your substitute teacher? Has Arik had a change of heart where “Ripper” is concerned? Are you trying to seduce me? The answers to these questions — and more — on this week’s MAJOR S...2025-04-211h 11Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 348 Smile 2: “The Tale of Schmorgashbords, Part 2”Ket tells Kim the rest of Smile 2. Listen, I sincerely hope that you have all put your fast pants on and haven’t borrowed any pants from either of Ket’s life partners, Kim OR Arik, because they only wear slow pants. We’ve also discovered something Kim should NOT include on her resUme and that’s “creepy smiling.” She’s too cute. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Smile 2.Writer/Dir. Parker FinnSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon...2025-04-161h 20Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E3 "The Witch" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 3 "The Witch" Review & Recap! Our Buffy rewatch marches on with S1E3 "The Witch," wherein Buffy collects more ugly, unwanted jewelry from boys, Joyce loves some well-hung art, and Xander finally finds his chill. (Just kidding on that last one!) Will Ketryn spontaneously combust? Why did they put the camera there? Why does Arik not know how Barbies work? The answer to these questions -- and more -- on this week's MAJOR SLAYAGE!Real life soulmates Ket & Arik (from Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe) rewatch, review, relive & react to ev...2025-04-141h 40Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 347 Smile 2: “The Tale of Schmorgashbords, Part 1”Ket tells Kim about the highly requested and truly terrifying Smile 2. This left Ketryn truly shooketh and gave The Substance a run for its money in grotesque-ness. It was simply a smorgasbord of gore and the first time in podcast history that Ket is the one who can’t quite say a word. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out what type of pants Kim needs for this one.Writer/Dir. Parker FinnSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe2025-04-091h 22Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E2 "The Harvest" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 2 "The Harvest" Review & Recap! We continue our Buffy rewatch with Buffy the Vampire Slayer S1E2 "The Harvest," where we'll spend A LOT of time in the library, and see some of Angel's most inscrutable acting choices. We'll also meet a bit player who puts the EXTRA in "extra." Will Darla be sniveling forever? Will Arik beatbox again? Will we keep saying "inscrutable" too much? Find out on this week's MAJOR SLAYAGE!Real life soulmates Ket & Arik (from Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe) re...2025-04-071h 11Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 346 Strange Darling: “The Tale of Serial Killer Punch Cards, Part 2”Kim tells Ket Part 2 of Strange Darling. Quick question, what do people use those horizontal industrial fridges for if not to store dead bodies? Ket stayed 100% alive in part 1, for the first time in episode history! (Because there were no questions asked or points totaled.) No doubt she does JUST as well in the back half! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Strange Darling.Writer/Dir. JT MollnerCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube!  htt...2025-04-021h 18Major Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerMajor Slayage: Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy the Vampire SlayerBuffy S1E1 (Pilot) "Welcome to the Hellmouth" Review & RecapBuffy the Vampire Slayer Pilot Season 1 Episode 1 “Welcome to the Hellmouth” Review & Recap! Kick off your Buffy the Vampire Slayer rewatch with us as we tackle the pilot episode "Welcome to the Hellmouth," where we'll meet Buffy, Giles, Cordelia and the Scoobies, as well as our villains: Youth Pastor Luke, Kool-Aid Mouth... and Darla. Was this pilot as bad as Arik remembers? Who will be voted Best Dressed? Will Ketryn burst into song, singing the laments of society's expectations of women? The answers to all that -- and more -- on this week's MAJOR SLAY...2025-04-011h 25Kim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeKim and Ket Stay Alive... MaybeEp. 345 Strange Darling: “The Tale of Serial Killer Punch Cards, Part 1"Kim tells Ket about Strange Darling starring KKSAM Darling, Switchblade Heart Heart Heart a.k.a. Kyle Gallner. We learn that “Kim repellant” comes in the form of those yellowish glasses that all serial killers wear. They get those after they get 3 kills on their punch card. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out what you get after you fill up all 10 murder slots!Writer/Dir. JT MollnerCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE (drops April 1st!) https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod (and follow on instagram: instagram.com...2025-03-2656 minThe Goal Digger Girl\'s PodcastThe Goal Digger Girl's Podcast384: A Big Trend in 2024 You Don't Want to Miss Out OnWe're uncovering a major trend you absolutely don't want to miss out on in 2024! Don't be caught snoozing while everyone else is catching the vibe. Tune in for the deets on this big trend and get ready to boss up your business in the year of absolute slayage! Create a Course: https://goal-digger-university.teachable.com/p/create-a-course-boutique Fempreneur Stan Store: https://stan.store/fempreneurwealth Sign Up to Project Broadcast - Receive 500 Free Credits : https://bit.ly/ProjectBroadcastTGDG Grab your FREE copy of...2023-12-2710 min