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Tell Us MoreS3 Same-isode 5: This is reality check theatre"They're sleeping, they probably can't hear you farting" was an alternate title for this episode. We talk about Romantic Comedies in this same-isode. Which means we talk about farting for a solid 40 minutes and might mention some movies sprinkled throughout there. Enjoy!2020-01-291h 04Tell Us MoreS3 Same-isode 4: Crispy Fresh and DeliciousWoah, look who has a new episode out! This episode we finally got our mics working and it's CRISPY. In this same-isode we talk about mainly crushes, but also parenting? Spoiler alert, neither of us have children. Listen to us follow our stream of consciousness through whatever loose topic we want in our first episode of 2020!!2020-01-1551 minTell Us MoreSeason 3 : Do You Wanna Just Not?Marisa spent two hours trying to set up mics at her apartment, then came to Hannahs and we spent an hour and a 45 minutes trying to get i to work here. Please enjoy this week's installment of a new series we call "Oops, we're sorry"!2019-12-1000 minTell Us MoreS3 Same-isode 3: Raw Fresh Word VomitN E W Same-isode A L E R T!!! This week we get all word vomity with positivity! Listen as @hannahhartzler and @mmmmskiiii teach you a really simplified (and we’re pretty sure correct) explanation of Adlerian Theory, why cutting your bangs while sad doesn’t have to be a bad thing and what it means to play musical chairs with your emotions! Listen on iTunes Podcast App, Stitcher and SoundCloud!2019-12-0350 minTell Us MoreS3 Episode 3 : No Penis Sock for Justin TimberlakeAs you can tell by the title, this week we're bringing you nothing but class. But you shouldn't expect anything less from Marisa and Hannah. On this episode we offend everyone over the age of thirty in the first 5 minutes! Then we talk movie friendships, dick prints, and anti-vaxers before we even start our stories! When we do eventually start talking about our stories, Marisa delves into the complicated life of Mary Shelley! Hannah found the Women's Hall of Fame and covers the first woman to swim the english channel on her own, Gertrude Ederle. Enjoy! Rate! Subscribe! Tell us...2019-11-2755 minTell Us MoreS3 Same-isode 2 : Ceremonial Shedding of my SkinIn this episode Hannah and Marisa talk all things astrology. Sun signs, rising signs, the co-star app and how it throws shade everyday! Don't want to take responsibility for your actions? Theres a retrograde for that! Your relationship didn't fail you, Neptune did! Get some sage and cleanse your way into same-isode 22019-11-1348 minTell Us MoreS3 Episode 2 : Fuck Marry Kill | The Founding FathersWow. This ones a long one. There's A+ banter throughout as always. First Hannah brings us tales of one of Creepy Pasta's greatest, The Slenderman. Marisa continues to give us the spooks by delving into spiritualism and the notorious Fox sisters. Did we write these stories when it was still October and therefore more thematically appropriate? Absolutely. Did we then record three weeks later? Of course. Enjoy our continued spooky start to the season!2019-11-061h 10Tell Us MoreSame-isode 1: Muppet Based ContentYou know how sometimes when you have a podcast, and instead of doing the stories you planned for said podcast, you and your cohost just talk about dating because omg dating is insane!? Welcome to the first Same-isode. It's the episode thats (theoretically) shorter, and where Marisa and Hannah talk about the SAME topic. Get it? SAME-isode? Listen to us rant about the woes of dating in a world full of swipes. Have a topic you want us to talk about? Let us know! Send it to tellusmorepodcast@gmail.com!
Rate! Subscribe! Validate our need for attention!2019-10-2959 minTell Us MoreS3 Episode 1 : Every Middle School Girl is HauntedWe’re back with season 3! Yes, we did the thing where we just stopped recording. It was intentional! We swear! Today Marisa will teach you about the, surprisingly wholesome yet somehow shady at the same time, origin of the Ouija board! Then, Hannah is going to tell you about what happened before the horror that is the Amityville Horror! As well as why Ryan Reynolds wants to smell your hair.
Brought to you by the letter 4 and enema’s!2019-10-221h 03Tell Us MoreS2 Episode 26 : Hanglide Into The Next DimensionHey look! A new episode! Only many weeks after our last one. We recorded this episode a million years ago and then got completely sidetracked by life. In this episode Hannah talks about the infamous Dr. Ruth Westheimer, a holocaust survivor who went on to become one of the world's most famous sex therapists. Then Marisa talks about Father Yod, Father to the source family. Yay polygamous cults! Thanks for listening! Make sure to rate and subscribe!2019-06-1838 minTell Us MoreS2 : Episode 25 I Would Never Be Afraid of a Man Named Steve AndersonIn today's episode, we talk Gods and Gangsters. Marisa takes us back to the OG Olympic days! Then Hannah pays tribute the Original Machine Gun Kelly!2019-05-0756 minTell Us MoreS2 : Episode 24 Don't Touch My StickHELLO DOLLY. This week Marisa covers the country legend herself, while Hannah shows you once again how history was written by males. As usual, tangents and stories abound. Enjoy! Rate and subscribe!2019-04-2446 minTell Us MoreS2 : Episode 23 A Charming PearIn this episode, we recorded it about two weeks ago so I honestly don’t remember what we talked about. Surprise mystery episode. Listen to it!!!2019-04-1658 minTell Us MoreS2 : Episode 22 XOXO Lonely Orphan GirlThis one is distraction after distraction, you're welcome. Hannah brings light to a forgotten feminist icon Nellie Bly! Then Marisa fills Hannah in on all things Carrottop. Which we learn Hannah knew literally nothing about. Make sure to listen until the end to hear our hot takes on all things Disney Channel Original Movies.2019-03-2055 minTell Us MoreS2 : Episode 21 We Should All Marry Our CousinsIn todays episode we talk sex at the beginning, because of course we do. Then Marisa brings us into the fucked up story of Henrietta Lacks, the woman behind one of the most important cell lines in genetic research. Then Hannah tells us about badass Jasmine Plummer, the first female quarterback to take a Pop Warner youth league to the national championships!2019-03-0536 minTell Us MoreS2 Episode 20 : Lesbian Or OtherwiseIn todays episode Hannah and Marisa are coming back from brunch. They talk the Jordyn Woods scandal, they talk about Hannah's hair, some other stuff definitely happens and then the real show starts. At the top Hannah gives us old Hollywood realness, Dorothy Dandridge style. Then Marisa takes us into the world of DANCE with an expose on all things Alvin Ailey. Make sure to rate, comment and subscribe!2019-02-2844 minTell Us MoreS2 Episode 19 : 1 Think He Fucked a CouchWelcome to 8 am recording on a Sunday after lots of drinking. Marisa and Hannah discuss hangovers, Marisa's venture into merch, school spirit and then go off on a sticker tangent. The actual topics of today's episode are both legends in their own lanes. Marisa dives into comedy legend, Dave Chappelle, while Hannah takes us down the catwalk of Supermodel Tyra Bank's life.2019-02-131h 26Tell Us MoreS2 Episode 18 : Earhart and MulaneyIn today's episode we're talking legends, of air and comedy. Hannah tells us about the Great Amelia Earhart, while leaving out Marisa's favorite Earhart conspiracy theory. Oops. Then Marisa delves into Kid Gorgeous himself, John Mulaney. Comedian, husband and all around swell dude, we round out the episode with jokes and a good time. Apologies for the lack of quote in the title, Hannah is uploading this in the middle of snowmagedon and is trying to boogie so ya'll can hear this episode!2019-02-061h 03Tell Us MoreS2 Episode 17 : Sorry Arkansas, Jesus wasn’t white!In today’s episode Marisa covers the architectural wonder and historic landmark that is the Winchester House! Built by ghosts and people alike! Then Hannah covers Daisy Bates, an American civil rights activist, publisher, and journalist who played a leading role in the Little Rock Integration Crisis of 1957.2019-01-2950 minTell Us MoreS2 Episode 16 : We Don't Have Time To Unpack ThatIn todays episode we discuss Marisa's comedy career moves, take a deep dive into the Russian Queen herself Katya Zamolodchikova, and then Hannah talks about her Idol Miss Bebe Rehxa! Make sure to subscribe, and rate us on itunes!2019-01-2259 minTell Us MoreS2 Episode 15 : Drag N' BroniesUp just in time for your evening drive home! In todays episode Marisa takes us on a journey through the world of Bronies, and your feelings at the end might surprise you. Then we take a dive into the mother of drag herself, RuPaul. Like, rate and subscribe! And don't forget to follow us on all our social media platforms!2019-01-161h 04Tell Us MoreS2 Episode 14 : Don't Gender My KrampusIt's the Christmas Episode! In January! How very on brand of us! In this episode we sing a lot of christmas songs, Marisa is hungover and Hannah doesn't do her homework and it shows. Hannah talks out of her ass about fruitcake, and Marisa indulges us with the wicked ways of the Krampus! Enjoy!2019-01-0540 minTell Us MoreS2 Episode 13 : I Didn't Mean To Kinkshame Bill GatesEpisode 13 is brought to you by one massive hangover and many cups of coffee. Marisa terrifies Hannah with the story of the Max Headroom incident, and then Hannah takes on another suggestion from her parents, American singer and Guitarist, Sister Rosetta Tharpe.2018-12-1844 min
Tell Us MoreS2 Episode 12 : Can I make a side Comment about GingivitisAre you there podcast? It's me, Hannah. This weeks episode Hannah dives into controversial preteen book author Judy Blume. Then Marisa reminds us all that nobody likes you when you're 23. Yes, there's angst ALL AROUND GUYS, Preteen and Punk rock.2018-12-1156 min
Tell Us MoreS2 Episode 11 : Throw that Axe in a CircleIn this episode Marisa digs into Minnesota folklore, and teaches us all about Paul Bunyan & Babe the Big Blue Ox. Then Marisa describes her harrowing tale of climbing on top of Babe and getting stuck. PLEASE see the pictures on our instagram....Then Hannah takes on one of the most well known women in the world..Oprah! Listen! Leave a comment, rate and subscribe!2018-12-0459 min
Tell Us MoreS2 Episode 10 : CookeryThis week Hannah and Marisa talk about badass politician Jackie Speier (suggested by Liz) with ties to Jonestown, and the misogynistic start to McDonalds. All while doing terrible, possibly offensive accents. Bonus story, Hannah recently discovered a particularly morbid portion of her mom's teenage job working in at a photo lab.2018-11-271h 08
Tell Us MoreS2 Episode 9 : All Irish People are Constantly Out of BreathTodays episode is a BIG one. You could even call it monstrous. Marisa takes us deep into some Irish folklore. Like deep. Like so much information we really couldn't cut it down and then it took Marisa a week to edit because its SO DEEP. And then at the very end I talk about some badass Nazi fighting 15 year olds! Enjoy!!!2018-11-131h 22
Tell Us MoreS2 Episode 8: Spooky TimeHalloween is tomorrow! Which means things are about to get spooky. Hannah goes dark while diving into one of Australias nastiest killer women, and then Marisa brings us back to reality by teaching us the true meaning of Halloween!2018-10-3047 min
Tell Us MoreS2 Episode 7: I was rooting for you Zelda RubensteinIn this weeks episode we talk justice and poltergeists. Hannah delves deep into one of America's most trusted judges, while Marisa discusses the curse of the poltergeist films. Bonus spooks, when editing this episode there is a section where Hannah is talking and in the background it sounds like there is a child talking. This episode was recorded in Marisa's basement while no one else was home. Check out our instagram to hear the creepy clip!2018-10-2443 minTell Us MoreS2 Episode 6: Eat, then go after the bastards...In todays episode we talk about insurance slogans for ten minutes, pay homage to Comedic Genius Mitch Hedberg, and then Hannah finds religion in the form of a noodly appendage. Text us if you listen to the episode! Text us if you didn't listen to the episode with a valid reason why. Just text us, we're lonely and desperate for attention.2018-10-1655 min
Tell Us MoreSeason 2 Episode 5: Women can be Embezzlers tooIn this episode Marisa gives us the hot goss on Ruth Handler, of Mattel. Yup. That Mattel, Barbie's Mom everyone! Then Hannah discusses Wilma Mankiller, real name, The first woman to be elected to serve as principle chief of the cherokee nation!2018-10-0941 min
Tell Us MoreS2 Episode 4: Poor ChamillionaireToday we have one of our favorite combos we've done so far. Hannah takes you on a journey to show you what your life can become if you take up the accordion at a young age. And then Marisa tells you about one of the greatest influencers of our time, Martha Stewart.2018-10-0455 min
Tell Us MoreS2 Episode 3 : V for VaginaIn this week's Episode we learn more about Emmy nominated Comedy writer Megan Amram and discover the iconic idea of a #Goalcrush . Hannah then answers everyones age old question...Where do vibrators come from?2018-09-2543 minTell Us MoreS2 Episode 2 : Moisturize your beardIn this weeks episode Marisa and Hannah talk J names, specifically Jane Fonda and Jonathan Van Ness. Learn about Jane Fonda's controversial past, and no we don't mean the work out tapes. Then take a little journey with JVN, who is the hero we deserve and the hero we need right now.2018-09-1842 min
Tell Us MoreS2 Episode 1 : And now...on to the beef with Billy MaysS2 Episode 1 : And now...on to the beef with Billy Mays by Marisa Malahowski & Hannah Hartzler2018-09-1154 minTell Us MoreEpisode 7 : I Just Blew You, You Can At Least Buy Me An UberWelcome to Episode 7! In this episode Hannah and Marisa interview Brandon Pulphus, a Minneapolis rapper and accidental sex advice columnist. We talk about Brandon's anti-climactic first date, refurbished vibrators, and come up with a new PBS show called "Unintentional Booty Licks". This episode has a glorious mix of rapping and sex talk! Enjoy!2018-06-1400 minTell Us MoreEpisode 6 : Boner Number Two; The Second OneIn this episode Marisa and Hannah talk to Max Leibowitz, a former improv teacher and current trivia mafia host. Listen while they deeply analyze the characters of Gossip Girl, get a first hand account of what Bar-mitzvahs are really like and the boner inducing effects of Drew Barrymore.2018-06-0600 min
Tell Us MoreEpisode 5 : Now You See Dirty Mike in Disguise Redemption XXLIn this episode Marisa and Hannah chat with Preston, their friend and a radio DJ from International Falls. Listen to learn how deceitful the movie Magic Mike sounds, how the love of cream cheese pizza can land your ass in jail, and a brand new idea called McStrippers. Enjoy!2018-05-2347 minTell Us MoreEpisode 4 : It's like summer camp, except you can't go home.In this whopping hour and fifteen minutes Hannah and Marisa talk with Jeff B. (I am not attempting to spell his last name, just know it's long and starts with B.) We had a studio audience, Shelby was there as usual! We finally got to use our new mics in studio (the basement) and then we forgot to plug them in for the first thirty minutes!! GO US!
Jeff is a Corrections office by day and a DJ by night! We learn that Hannah has completely forgotten how to podcast, Jeff may or may not have called the president, and...2018-05-1700 minTell Us MoreEpisode 3 : Little Squirt of Purell, Little Crazy GlueIn this episode Marisa and Hannah make their way to The Eye of Horus in Minneapolis. They meet up with Zach, a tarot card reader, and learn more about how he got started, his upbringing and his ability to predict pregnancies. Then they each get their own tarot reading. Spoiler alert, they both cry...a lot.2018-05-0900 minTell Us MoreEpisode 2 : Everyone Else in New Ulm was Kind of a DoucheIn this episode Marisa and Hannah sit down with their friend Nick Harrison. They learn about Archaeology, a little bit of American History and then everyone takes a deep dive into Harrisons mind as they learn his ideal phone sex operator scenario.2018-05-0200 minTell Us MoreEpisode 1: James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman Read Erotic FanfictionIn episode one Hannah and Marisa interview each other. We learn what not to do with carrots and that Hannah may or may not have had sex on the patio of The Art Museum in Nashville.
Intro song : Summer by Bensound Royalty Free Music2018-04-2536 minTell Us MoreEpisode 0: The TrailerTake a sneak peak at our upcoming podcast Tell Us More!2018-04-2501 min
Tell Us MoreIntroductionThis is our Intro song for the Tell Us More Podcast.2018-04-2500 min