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Self-Fueling Excellence with Mark L. Madrid
A Conversation with The World's Leading Breakup, Divorce Coach, and Author Sara Davison
Recorded at Top Talent Hollywood in Los Angeles in December 2025, host Mark L. Madrid shares the spotlight with The World's Leading Breakup & Divorce Coach and author Sara Davison.
2026-01-05
13 min
The Big Experiment
On the Road! A Quick Tour of Synthetic Biology
In this episode of The Big Experiment, we are live, recording from the Synthetic Biology UK 2024 conference hosted by the Biochemical Society, at Hinxton Hall near Cambridge, home of the famous Genome Campus.Synthetic biology is the practice of manipulating biology to achieve outcomes that don’t occur naturally or in some cases are not naturally possible. Common examples include producing new proteins for therapeutic use, but there are many other applications of lab-derived augmentation of living things.These include making meat without killing animals, altering plant photosynthesis to improve crop production, using ba...
2024-12-16
30 min
The Big Experiment
How Medicines are Developed: Mark's Quick Guide
What does it take to get a new drug to market?I have been involved in the drug industry for 35 years. I’ve worked for big pharma like GlaxoSmithkline, contract research organisations (CROs) like Charles River and IQVIA, and for several biotech and “virtual” drug companies. I’ve consulted for many more. I now run a laboratory instruments company that supplies crucial equipment used by thousands of labs in the biomedical research industry. In my career, there have been many changes due to advances in technology, testing practices and more. But the key principles remain the same...
2024-09-02
32 min
The Luxury Of Choice - Sales Skills Podcast
Mark Davison - CEO of Grant Instruments- leading a scientific equipment manufacturer in 2024
In this episode of The Luxury Choice podcast, host Steve Vaughan interviews Mark Davison, the CEO of Grant Instruments, a scientific equipment brand. Mark shares his background and career journey, including his experience in the pharmaceutical industry and his role in preventing the production and distribution of fake drugs. They discuss the role of a CEO, the challenges and opportunities in the scientific equipment industry, and the importance of sustainability in business. Mark also talks about his podcast, The Big Experiment, where he explores the intersection of science and business.Key Takeaways:Mark Davison has a...
2024-07-07
36 min
Smart Biotech Scientist | Master Bioprocess CMC Development, Biologics Manufacturing & Scale-up, Cell Culture Innovation
66: Freezing and Thawing Cells: the Science Behind Cryopreservation w/ Mark Davison - Part 2
Get ready to dive into the fascinating world of cryopreservation!In this episode, we welcome Mark Davison, an experienced entrepreneur and CEO of Grant Instruments, leaders in laboratory equipment, to explore the intricate science of freezing and thawing cells.Mark brings his wealth of experience to demystify this crucial process, revealing how cutting-edge technology ensures precision and reliability in preserving biological samples.Key Takeaways:Mastering Precision: Learn how data acquisition and controlled rate freezing are essential to maintaining the integrity of your samples.Technological Advancements: Discover the latest innovations transforming laboratory practices...
2024-06-27
16 min
Smart Biotech Scientist | Master Bioprocess CMC Development, Biologics Manufacturing & Scale-up, Cell Culture Innovation
65: Freezing and Thawing Cells: the Science Behind Cryopreservation w/ Mark Davison - Part 1
Picture a world where we can freeze cells and bring them back to life perfectly intact.In this episode, we're joined by Mark Davison, a leading expert in cryopreservation and CEO of Grant Instruments to uncover the intricate science of freezing and thawing cells. From basic principles to advanced techniques, we delve into how cryopreservation is revolutionizing biotechnology and cell therapies.Key Takeaways:Cell Survival Secrets: Discover why water is both a friend and foe in preserving cell viability, and how precise control over freezing rates can prevent cell damage.Advanced Techniques: Learn about...
2024-06-25
25 min
The Big Experiment
Ruchi Sharma - Innovation in Stem Cells
Would you have the guts to pitch directly to the customer to sell your idea?You need to be prepared to hear no a lot, and learn from the experience to adapt for the next time, to get the yes you need.This was the reality faced by my guest in this episode, Ruchi Sharma, CEO & Founder of Stemnovate Limited. She used that customer-first approach and eventually got the funding needed to start her company that focuses on stem cell research.Ruchi’s work at Stemonovate creates a unique platform for targeted drug de...
2024-05-28
43 min
The Big Experiment
Joel Eichmann: Making cell biology efficient and sustainable
It is a guilty secret that the pharma and biotech industry has a big carbon footprint. Single-use plastics are a huge problem. Sensitive experiments need clean, sterile labware. This has often meant using virgin plastic with little or no recycling or reuse. Innovative approaches are needed to reduce plastic consumption in the lab.How bad is bad? On average, cell biologists produce several kg of plastic waste, each, per day. These include pipettes, plastic trays for cell growth, various wrappers, membranes, packaging, etc. Formats and workflows have changed, as some tasks have been automated for r...
2024-05-13
39 min
The Big Experiment
James Dooley: Transforming clinical treatment of neuroinflammatory conditions
Imagine being able to internalise the pharmaceutical factory into the human.You could avoid the contamination risks and need for purification in biologic production.In this episode I am joined by Dr James Dooley who is doing just this with his work at Aila Biotech. James and his team developed technology to drive the production of immune-regulating biologics at the exact site of disease. Through precise spatial and temporal control over biologic expression, Aila Biotech can prevent neuroinflammatory damage in brain injury.James discusses his journey into science and how this work began...
2024-04-29
39 min
Guestimators
Mark Davison - Snickers, Soldiers and Suspicious Squirrels
Actor and comedian Mark Davison, one half of sketch duo The Exploding Heads, is Bush's competition this week.How well can he determine the British public's most "6 out of 10" chocolate bar, and other equally ridiculous questions?Follow The Exploding Heads on Twitter/X here, and listen to their brilliant podcast Sports Horn.To play the quiz every week, go to guestimators.comEmail us on hello@guestimators.comVoicenotes to 07457404279And follow our socials:Twitter/XInstagram YouTubeTikTok
2024-04-25
59 min
The Big Experiment
Janette Thomas: Delaying ageing to treat chronic diseases
The global population is getting older and with that comes more disease.What if we could delay ageing as a way of treating those diseases?My guest in this episode is Janette Thomas, CEO of Five Alarm Bio Ltd., a drug discovery company focusing on novel approaches to anti-aging, with broad potential therapeutic applications.She discusses the applications of this approach and where the idea came from. She also shares how they put together the information to secure investors and the art of patenting the right drugs.Janette also gives insight...
2024-04-15
41 min
The Big Experiment
George Adjabeng: Giving back through Entrepreneurship
Imagine having to climb a mountain every day just to get to school. This was the childhood of my guest George Adjabeng.George Adjabeng grew up in Ghana, the son of subsistence farmers. He excelled at chemistry in school and college, and emigrated to the USA to pursue a pharmaceutical career before turning entrepreneur. His successful company Ecodyst is now giving back to Ghana by donating equipment to universities there.In this episode George shares his experiences from that life on the farm to building his own company. He discusses his lightbulb moment that created...
2024-04-02
40 min
Forensics Talks
EP 98 | Mark Davison | Investigating Sandy Hook
Send us a textI am honored to feature Lt. Col. Mark Davison of the Connecticut State Police in our next episode of Forensics Talks. With 17 years of service, primarily in Major Crime, Mark brings an in-depth perspective on the forensic investigation of the Sandy Hook school shooting that occurred on December 14, 2012. This tragic event shook the nation, and through Mark's expertise, we'll gain understanding into the complex process of investigating such a devastating incident. Join us for this profound discussion on the challenges and insights derived from the forensic examination of one of the most heartrending...
2024-04-01
55 min
The Big Experiment
Steve Harvey: Writing DNA, Building a company
What is the future of DNA and gene synthesis?Before the covid pandemic, nucleic acids were mostly research tools. Terms like mRNA vaccines (nucleic acids as clinical agents) were relatively unknown. But since then, RNA and DNA have been thrust into the limelight for both the public and investors alike. How will the field evolve?My guest in this episode, Steve Harvey, is working at the forefront of DNA synthesis, so who better to talk us through its evolution and future.Steve is the CEO of Camena Bioscience, where they focus on improving...
2024-03-18
43 min
The Big Experiment
Darrin Disley: Footballer to PhD to CEO
What are the biggest challenges facing scientific innovation?The path from science ideation to business execution is not an easy one. You will eventually need to translate great ideas into well-positioned products or services, and bring investment into the business from what can be a complex ecosystem of stakeholders.Knowing how to overcome these challenges is key to any innovation’s success.In this episode I am joined by Dr Darrin Disley OBE. Darrin is a seasoned veteran of UK life sciences. He is currently CEO and investor in Mogrify Ltd, a pre-clinical st...
2024-03-18
58 min
The Big Experiment
The Big Experiment - Trailer
Welcome to The Big Experiment, where we explore the scientific business world, and find out how great ideas turn into great companies.I'm Mark Davison CEO of Grant Instruments, a scientific insurance (instruments) company based in Cambridge, UK. But I'm also a veteran of pharmaceutical and biotech roles from drug discovery, right through to medicine supply chains.Amazing science impacts our lives every day, but lab breakthroughs are just the first stage in a very long journey, we're going to go behind the scenes to look at the real people who turn new discoveries into...
2024-03-05
01 min
beyond ArtLess
Mark Davison
Send us a textOn this week's show is a man with many skills - from writing drills to building decks; Mark Davison can do it all. He is a gentle giant whose passion continues to nurture all those who get the privilege of working with him. In our conversation, Mark talks about his experience as a private instructor and band director. He shares his experiences with the Essential Ellington Jazz Festival, his approach to teaching private lessons, and the importance of tailoring lessons to fit each student's needs. The conversation goes well until we get off...
2024-01-21
1h 01
Meet Me In Moncton
Seen, Heard and Valued with Natalie Davison
This week’s episode is a little different with Tammy in the host seat interviewing Natalie for the season finale. She’s a marketer, a REALTOR® & a professional speaker, Natalie is the host of Meet Me in Moncton too. We talk about the loves of Natalie’s life: Moncton, social media, real estate and high school football just for starters. Local Shout-Out When asked about what local purchase has made her life better, Natalie shouted out Crave Rowing - one of her favorite spots. She also shouted out Mark Black and Level Up; Master Mindset; and while neither...
2023-12-30
49 min
Eerie Travels
Episode 73 - Stranger Things and other Encounters - Interview with Joe Davison
Hosts Erika Lance and Mark Muncy take a trip to the upside-down as they interview Joe Davison from Stranger Things! Special thanks to Joe Davison, horror actor extraordinaire, and our guest this episode! For more about Joe, check out https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1368482/?ref_=nm_mv_close #EerieTravels #MarkMuncy #ErikaLance #CallieMuncy #JoeDavison #SpookySeason #HorrorMovies #UFO #UAP #StrangerThings #Ghosts #IndieFilm To send us your own listener tales and questions, email us at mark@eerietravels.com or visit eerietravels.com. Episode Credits: Hosts - Erika Lance @authorerikalance - Mark Muncy...
2023-10-27
1h 00
The Voice of Insurance
Ep186 Todd Davison & Keir Cox of Purbeck Insurance: Introducing Personal Guarantee Insurance
Normally I interview well-known senior executives in the global insurance industry, often with long and distinguished track records and a public persona within our sector, but today I’m talking to two people who I would expect only a few of the regular Voice of Insurance listeners to know. They’re here because I think what they have achieved to date is interesting and genuinely unique and deserves to be brought to wider attention. Todd Davison (Managing Director – left) and Keir Cox (Director of Operations - right) of UK MGA Purbeck Insurance Services are pioneers in Per...
2023-10-24
48 min
Hope Along The Journey
Ep. 118 Don Davison - Rules of the Road for Listening
Chaplain Don Davison shares with us three important "rules for the road" when it comes to listening. We discuss the importance of listening and how to implement these important rules are for becoming a good listener. https://www.hopealongthejourney.org/ https://www.facebook.com/HopeAlongTheJourney https://www.instagram.com/hopealongthejourney/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mark-cravens7/support
2023-05-17
29 min
The Bader Show
Lucas Davison | The Bader Show (Ep.364)
Northwestern's #4 ranked heavyweight Lucas Davison joins the show.0:01 - Dad was a wrestler0:04 - Ttaking lumps early on0:08 - Fargo success0:12 - Self dialog and reflection0:14 - Jimmy Kennedy hates “I CANT”0:17 - Recruiting process0:21- College expectations0:23 - Moving up t0 2850:30 - Preparing to beat the top heavyweights0:35 - Joke Time0:37 - Wins and whoopins Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-02-01
38 min
Footballland
S02 E42 | Robbie Fowler's Growler, Calf and a Half & The Referee's A W*nker
Greetings, Captain Footballland here!I have exciting things to report: our intrepid trio continue to fight for the greater footballing good – battling interminable desert sand storms, blistering temperature and general indifference – the park progress. Flying high above the footprint of Footballland I can imagine the splendour that awaits, which is good because it's just sand at the minute. BUT meanwhile our brave threesome not only continue the build, but bring us THREE new attractions too!!!Robbie Fowler's GrowlerWhile the boys struggled to imagine Robbie Fowler in any other era than the...
2022-07-05
39 min
Footballland
S02 E41 | Robbie Keane's Roly Poly Shooting Gallery, Headless Chicken FC and The Footballer Vacation Simulator
Good day fair Footballlanders,Another glorious week of Footballland is upon us, and what a week of Footballland last week was, no? EXCITING NEWS ALERT!! We have broken ground! We think... (TBC) Either way Mark is out in Qatar, we think... (or Saudi Arabia (TBC)) and he's employed a local (TBC) building contractor/builder/man who is definitely doing stuff.Robbie Keane's Roly Poly Shooting GalleryRyan brings us one of the most iconic and poorly executed celebrations in football BUT in the form of a triathlon and possibly lots and...
2022-06-28
40 min
Footballland
S02 E40 | Martin Tyler's It's Alive, The Quadruple Loople & The Mark Drapery
Greetings Footballland Earholders!Well, we must apologise again, not sure to who, but to somebody for sure... Yes we've failed, yet again, to break ground on Footballland but we're not really worried because it's all sand and sand is dead easy to dig so, you know... In other news Anthony is having a lovely time in Hawaii as he makes his way "the other way" around the world back from Tuvalu, so as not to lose a day AND then there's the small matter of coming up with three excellent new rides too:...
2022-06-21
39 min
Footballland
S02 E39 | Ten Hag Pin Bowling, Lee Cars Lee & The Draught Excluder
Greetings Footballlanders,It's all kicking off in Tuvalu! Anthony has started the newest, spiciest rivalry in football. After beating them in an 11 vs 1 game, he has now started to berate them and insult them whenever possible. Needless to say, we've not started building yet BUT we did come up with three excellent new rides:Ten Hag Pin BowlingMan Utd have tried everything to not be sh*t recently, and failed, but it's possible that Anthony might have a solution for them – 46 pin bowling! What better way to make squad choices th...
2022-06-14
33 min
"The Week on Wednesday" with Van Badham & Ben Davison
Episode 91: A decade of economic damage, minister making their mark, NSW workers face down wage cuts and good news about sea grass
Van Badham and Ben Davison look at what's happening in our economy as the Reserve Bank raises rates, inflation spikes and wages continue to go backwards in real terms. Van and Ben get underneath the headline figures to look at what's really driving inflation, who's profiting and why wage increases are exactly what we need to get the economy humming. You can get your wages moving by joining your union at australianunions.org.au/wow They also examine how the Liberal/National policies of the last decade put more workers on minimum rates, forced more p...
2022-06-08
1h 08
Footballland
S02 E38 | Mount Mason, Father & Son & The Open Top Bus Parade Rollercoaster
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGreetings Footballland Earholders!What a sunny day it is here in Western Samoa, Doha and Butlins Minehead respectively! The team at Footballland are working around the clock to bring you the first, best, biggest and only football themed theme park in Qatar, ready for the World Cup in 2022 in Qatar, in Qatar in 2022, in Qatar, and we've almost started building!The three brand new rides for the park this week are...
2022-06-07
41 min
Footballland
S02 E37 | The Steve Wall of Death, Give It 110% and WAY Too Pumped
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandWelcome one and all to Footballland! After a slight mix up two of the trio are in Goa, India, while our Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer Mark Davison is in Doha. So we've been left with no option but to delay the building of our theme park by yet another week. Instead, we have decided to come up with THREE brand new rides for the world's first football theme park, in...
2022-05-31
39 min
Footballland
S02 E 36 | The Rebekah Vardy Escape Room, Groundswell & The Hall Of Past/Future Mirrors
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandHello from Saudi Arabia! The boys are in Saudi (although Mark is in fact in Qatar) to build the world's first football theme park in Qatar for the World Cup in Qatar in 2022 in Qatar, in Qatar! And what a theme park it's set to be. With over 200 rides and 17 different themed toilets there truly is something for everyone. And instead of building the thing this week, we decided to come up wi...
2022-05-24
38 min
Footballland
S02 E35 | Ashley Young Getting Bird Poo In His Mouth: The Ride, The Damp Squib Factor & The Watcher
Greetings from Qatar!For the first time in Footballland history, the boys are in the Middle East! Anthony is in the Holiday Inn in Doha, Ryan is in The Marriott in Doha, and Mark is in Saudi Arabia. Time is really running out to build this park - at this rate we’re looking at building one ride per day before it opens - but Mark suggests we invent THREE more attractions this week before starting construction in earnest next Monday.Ashley Young Getting Bird Poo In His Mouth: The RideRe...
2022-05-17
40 min
Footballland
S02 E34 | Lukaku's Lucky 7s, Hit The Stanchion and Paul Ince's Magic Bandage
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandFinally something for the children! Paul Ince is in danger of being forgotten by the youth of today, so what better way to revive his playing career than by creating a giant inflatable side with the bloody headband he wore in Turin?Plus we immortalise the 7 (SEVEN) touches Romelu Lukaku made in a Premier League game against Crystal Palace with a brand new sport involving a judo ring, a front door a...
2022-05-10
39 min
Footballland
S02 E33 | Le Le Tissier Conspiracé, Pep's Over Thinking Obstacle Course & The House of the Unread
Fair Bank Holiday my UK based earholders! (And to the rest of the world... er, hello and don't ask what a Bank Holiday is.)We did it again, didn't we? Yep, we only went and came up with THREE sexy new attractions! We don't care how close it's getting until we're supposed to be opening the park, because we KNOW we can get it done. Plus why deny the future patrons of Footballland three new sexy attractions. Right?A big thanks to Patreon Thomas Stirewalt, who returns to pitch. Would you like to pitch...
2022-05-03
43 min
Footballland
S02 E32 | The Unsung Hero, The I Love Football Global Theatre & Live Draw Love Balls
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGood morrow Footballland Earholders! Can you believe there's only 210 days until the World Cup? Which means there's just 209 days until we need to have built Footballland, the world's first football themed theme park (we're building it a day earlier just in case people have already got to Qatar).This week we're excited to unveil THREE new rides, of which only one is a ride. The other two are experiences, and what incredible e...
2022-04-26
39 min
Footballland
S02 E31 | Emerson Royal With Cheese, He Doesn't Want It! & The Back Pass
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandHappy Easter to all our Footballland Earholders! And a special Happy Easter to Patreon Graham Boosey, who pitches the grass roots experience HE DOESN'T WANT IT.Footballland is really taking shape now. With just 6 months until opening day we're proud to have designed nearly 200 rides directly or loosely related to football. And our Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer Mark Davison informs us that he will start building them as soon as he has a bit...
2022-04-19
42 min
Footballland
S02 E30 | Nightmare (Dele) Alli, Fox In The Box & The Time Waster
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGreetings Footballland Earholders, And a special Footballland greeting to those of you interested in seeing a Fox In The Box placed in a perspex box the size of a penalty box with an actual fox. Boy are you in luck this week!A huge thank you to our Patreon Thomas Stirewalt, who pitches The Time Waster, the world's first Diego Simeone simulator! Plus our intern Ryan introduces a maze featuring THREE Dele A...
2022-04-12
41 min
Footballland
S02 E29 | Tickly Thomas Tuchel, It'll Be All Dwight On The Night & Punt It Upfield
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGreetings Footballland earholders!It’s another week of dreamweaving here at Footballland HQ. We’ve been accidentally given $1 billion by the state of Qatar to build the world’s first football theme park and by jove we’re spending that money wisely. Plastic surgery to make 5 tickling fetichists look like Chelsea manager Thomas Tuchel? CHECK. A giant velcro catapult to chuck missing children back towards their worried parents? CHECK. An art installation hosted by Burnley’...
2022-04-05
42 min
Footballland
S02 E28 | The Glenn Hoddle School of English, The Matty Cash Point & Ooh Aahh Canada!
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGreetings Footballland Earholders! And a special welcome to our new Patreon Thomas Stirewalt, who is the proud sponsor of our new car park (The Thomas Spirewalt Car Park, suitable for both cars and motorcycles and nocturnal nesting place of Pepe, should he so wish). Thanks, Thomas!This is an apt point to remind you that you can pitch a ride to us if you're a Patreon and we will discuss it on t...
2022-03-29
40 min
Footballland
S02 E27 | The Kane & Sonbination, The Catapult Bra & Garth Crooks' Team Of The Day
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGreetings Earholders!What a lovely day it is too, not least because you've got a brand new episode of Footballland ready to plug into your earholes! We have $1 billion dollars burning a hole in our pocket and we're about to spunk it all on some giant fibreglass faces of Harry Kane and Son Heung-Min! Here's the rides for your consideration today:The Kane And SonbinationHarry K...
2022-03-22
41 min
Footballland
S02 E26 | Klich Koch The Bielsa Clock, Stick It In The Mixer & Be The Kepa
Dear Lorders and Lorderesses of Footballland,We had another indulgent meeting this week – when we really should be cracking on with building the park – we just couldn't help ourselves. So yes, we've piled more pressure on ourselves by creating three more attractions that just have to be built.Klich Koch The Bielsa ClockThis aspect of the park might not get used all that much because it's almost impossible to pronounce – even Ryan, the idiot that came up with the idea can't say it until about the fifth attempt. Anyway he sees i...
2022-03-15
44 min
Footballland
S02 E25 | Revenge Of The Picked Last Kids, The XG Experience & The Romelu Poo-Car-Queue
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandDear Earholders of Footballland and those fortunate enough to stumble across this recording.It's been another hugely successful meeting in the planning of the world's first football theme park in Qatar for the World Cup in Qatar, in Qatar (in Qatar). Mark has stopped calling it an 'improvised comedy podcast,' Ryan is making prototypes other than the Steve Mechanical Bull, and Anthony has bought two shovels off Amazon Prime. We are delighted to...
2022-03-08
45 min
Footballland
S02 E24 | Snoring James Milner, Victorian Terrace Pissball & Freaky Free Kicks
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland[Musical notes emoji] Footballland, FOOTBALLLAND. FOOOT BBAALLLL LAND [/Musical notes emoji] It's a serious business, creating the world's first football themed theme park in Qatar for the World Cup in Qatar in Qatar, but you know what? We had a right bloomin laugh making this episode. This week in Footballland we have the pleasure of unveiling THREE new attractions. They are:SNORING JAMES MILNER - FOR FOU...
2022-03-01
42 min
Footballland
S02 E23 | The Aubameyang Boomerang, Full Ham & The Faillercoaster
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGreetings Footballlanders! It took us until Episode 23 of season 2 to come up with a casino for Footballland. What have we called it? The Tony Cascacasino. The great news is that you're all invited to gamble there to your hearts' content. And if you're fortunate enough to be the last person into the park on any given day, you get to play our special new game - Full Ham. The rules of the game are q...
2022-02-22
41 min
Footballland
S01 E22 | John Terry's Farewell Tours, Alisson Pecker & The Player Manager
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland"Don't chat. Risk of death."Hello Footballlanders! The world's first football theme park is ever expanding and we are thrilled to announce TWO new rides from us and ONE from our patreon patron Calum Lightfoot! If you'd like your ride discussed on Footballland, then follow these easy steps:1. Make sure you're a patron2. Write down your ride idea using your computer.3. Send it to us. I...
2022-02-15
31 min
Footballland
S02 E21 | Arsene Wenger's World Cup Mayhem, Shit House and See No Medieval, Hear No Medieval, Speak No Medieval
Greetings Footballland guests, patrons and earholders! There's a growing excitement here at Footballland HQ. The park is slowly taking shape. We haven't yet built anything as such, but if 90% of the work is in the design, then Footballland is 28% complete! We are thrilled to announce THREE more rides for your pleasure. Arsene Wenger's World Cup Mayhem Le Prof is a big advocate for ruining things by overdoing them - just look at his relentless lobbying for a World Cup every two years. Nobody but Wenger wants this to happen, so w...
2022-02-08
45 min
Footballland
S02 E20 The Diving Header, Eddie Howe’s Supermarket Sweep and Manager Marriage Counselling
Greetings Footballlanders!Fantastic news! Over the weekend we chatted with a guy whose flatmate was from Qatar. He said that they’re counting down the days until the world’s first football theme park opens in their country, and all anyone can talk about is how many seconds they’re going to last on Steve Mechanical Bull. We’re beyond excited at bringing our vision to Doha, and all for the cut price of 1 billion dollars minus the price of a laptop and a nice pen. This week we’re proud to unveil THREE new r...
2022-02-01
40 min
Footballland
S02 E19 | Ronaldon't, The Frank Lampard Lol-lercoaster & Chris Kamara's Lallana and Benrahma on Llamas
Greetings Footballlanders! After another fruitful meeting at Footballland HQ we are pleased to announce THREE new rides. OK, so one of them is just Chris Kamara solving park problems, so let's call it TWO new rides and ONE important piece of park infrastructure! This week the world's 2nd greatest footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, returns to the park (after being fired off into space) with The Ronaldon't, a ride which challenges guests to be as far removed from Cristiano as humanly possible. Which led us to ask ourselves, who is the football opposite of CR7? Ro...
2022-01-25
37 min
Footballland
S02 E18 | The Mikel Ar-Vet-a, Garden Furniture Gauntlet & SAS: The Wedding
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandWelcome earholders, and general listeners to another week of theme park planning! We're one step closer to building Footballland, and we thank you for your support as we near the final stages. Mark, Anthony and Ryan are delighted to bring you THREE new attractions! The Mikel Ar-vet-aYeah, you read that right - Mikel Ar-Vet-a. The world's first Mikel Arteta themed veterinary surgery. There are so many maimed an...
2022-01-18
39 min
Footballland
S02 E17 | The Terry Venables Wrecking Ball, Emmanuel Frimpong's Ping Pong Ding Dong & Shrug It Off
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandTerry Venables, in a giant velcro fat suit, attached to a mile high crane, swinging through the park at midday every day singing 'We're All Going England Crazy' and taking anyone in his path with him. You in or what?Because that's the sort of billion dollar theme park we are. A park not afraid to pay El Tel's exorbitant wages while informing everyone that the afternoon has begun. And if you don't...
2022-01-11
37 min
Footballland
S02 E16 | Ralf Rangnick's Quicksand Experience, Go On Mer'son & The Maze Of Mesmeric Feet
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandSome new year resolutions are bigger than others. We're not belittling your yearly vow to drink 3 pints fewer per week before inevitably giving up by early Feb, but we have a serious resolution here at Footballland - to build the world's first football theme park in Qatar for the World Cup in Qatar this year in Qatar. If we don't, not only will we have let ourselves down, we'll have let all football fans down too...
2022-01-04
39 min
Footballland
Footballland Very Best Rides Of 2021!
Happy Nearly New Year!It's been a hectic year at Footballland HQ. We're so close to opening the world's first football theme park in time for the world cup 2022 in 2022 in Qatar in 2022, and we couldn't have done it without your help. Your ride ideas, your jingles, your many car parks have been invaluable, so a massive thank you for your support. In time honoured tradition, we've cobbled together a year-end best of Footballland. Three rides that in our opinion are the absolute bees knees, and CERTAIN to bring punters through the gates. They are:
2021-12-28
45 min
Footballland
S02 E14 | Elf-Inge The City, A Football VR Simulator & Get Your Kit On
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandMerry Christmas! While you've been working hard, a glass of merlot in one hand, a block of brie in the other, we at Footballland have been preparing for the opening of Footballland in just 336 days time. And we were delighted to have the CEO of Hashtag United Spencer Owen in the Wayne Lineker testicle. Spencer created a football team from scratch so he's no stranger to impossible dreams. And he loves theme parks, a...
2021-12-21
40 min
Footballland
S02 E13 | Steve Bruce: Victorian Gentleman
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandWhile No. 10 have been partying, your executives at Footballland have been knuckling down to design the world's first football theme park in Qatar in time for the World Cup 2022 in Qatar in Qatar. That's right - if this were a Zoom quiz, our specialist subject would be inventing FUN. And what's more fun than a giant fibreglass Steve Bruce with a working flushable toilet? Here are your rides this week:S...
2021-12-14
38 min
Footballland
S02 E12 | The Relegation Cockfight
This week on Footballland we're proposing teaching chickens to fly but in the spirit of equality bears and dogs too, and before you start moaning we're also modifying planes for bees as well, so... okay? We've also got a new security detail in the form of turn of the (20th) century comedy troupe, The Keystone Cops, only they all look like a certain Premier League manager from Germany. Not forgetting, an around the world ode to the star spangled stallion and MLS/NASL strawberry blonde hero, Alexi Lalas.The Relegation CockfightAnthony brings us...
2021-12-07
39 min
Footballland
S02 E11 | The Cristiano Ronaldo Rocket
This week on Footballland we're sending Cristiano Ronaldo into space and never bringing him back, we're setting up a creche overseen by Brian Kidd and 92 goats, and we're building a massive bouncy castle in the shape of St James' Park where YOU TOO can be washed by former Newcastle legends Les Ferdinand and Warren Barton! Who wouldn't want to be lathered up by a Toon great?The Ronaldo Rocket Cristiano Ronaldo loves that ridiculous Siiiiiiiuuu celebration, doesn't he? But the trouble is, he always lands on the ground afterwards. A not exactly impressive loyalty t...
2021-11-30
41 min
Footballland
S02 Ep10 | Ole's At The Wheel Viking Pleasure Boats
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandThe birds are singing, the bees are fornicating and Mark is back in the studio! That's right, all three Footballland executives are in the room to bring you 3 [THREE] new attractions. Ole's At The Wheel Viking Pleasure Boats Man United might have discarded Ole Gunnar Solskjaer like a lukewarm flannel on a long-haul flight but his legacy lives on at Footballland in the Ole's At The Wheel Viking Pleasure Boat Rides! In...
2021-11-23
37 min
Footballland
S02 E09 | The Graham Poll Exit Poll, Sniffing For Cloughles and Danny Drinkswater
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandCan you imagine snow falling on Graham Poll's naked back and would it be beautiful? What's the point of Space food? And if you were to cosmetically engineer two pigs to look like managerial dynasty Brian and Nigel Clough, which would find a truffle first? Those are the questions we're asking this week, and asking them with us is Empire Magazine's Chris Hewitt. Chris is the best-placed guest to pitch a ride at Foo...
2021-11-16
38 min
Footballland
S02 E08 | Claudio Ranieri's Operating Theatre
It's been another highly successful week at Footballland and we're delighted to announce THREE new rides! One of which came from listener and patron Nick Dunmore. Remember, you can send us any of your half-baked ride ideas and we're contractually obliged to discuss them! Sign up to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandHere's what's on the menu at Footballland this week:Claudio Ranieri's Operating TheatreHe's known as the tinkerman, but what if we let Claudio Ranieri tinker with human bodies instead of relegation threatened Premier League football clubs? L...
2021-11-09
36 min
Footballland
S02 E07 | Freaky Friday Night Football, Fake Shakes and The Horror Tackle
Hey guess what? It's Footballlllllaaaaaaaaaand! The world's first football theme park is *really* taking shape now. Can you believe we've gone and created another three rides? Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland and if you'd like a bit of extra special treatment sign up to our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandThe Horror TacklesRemember those little fish that bit off all your dead skin in shopping centres in the mid 2000s? Well, it's that, but it's the genetically modified penises of players that have performed career ending challenges. Sorry? What...
2021-11-02
34 min
Footballland
S02 E06 | Mané Hands Make A Light Work, Foosball Manager and Tim Cahill Beyond The Corner Flag
After another extremely important meeting at Footballland HQ we're pleased to unveil THREE new rides. And one of those has come from our patron Phil Lee. Remember, you can send us any of your half-baked ride ideas and we're contractually obliged to discuss them! Sign up to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandSo here are the rides in this week's lineup:Mané Hands Make A Light Work Liverpool and Senegal forward Sadio Mané is desperate to record his autobiography in our special recording studio, and he REALLY needs those 300,000 word...
2021-10-26
31 min
Footballland
S02 E05 | The Jaap Stampede, Kanu's Rapid[s] and Who Do You Think You Aunt?
What an incredible meeting at Footballland HQ this week. Can you believe that we came up with THREE new things...? Sensational! We are delighted to unveil: 1 ride, 1 facility and 1 naked fighting experience. But which one is which? Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandComedian and Times Columnist George Lewis joined us to pitch The Jaap Stampede, in which park guests can feel what it's like to be a streaker in front of 80,000 people, while chased down by an irate Jaap Stam and his family members, who have all been shav...
2021-10-19
36 min
Footballland
S02 E04 | The Toure Brothers' Bus Tour, Minamino's Mini Motos, Payet's Bottle Shy
In yet another top, top, top, top, top, top, top episode of Footballland we're excited to bring your THREE new rides. If you like what we do join our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland or you can support our show athttps://supporter.acast.com/footballlandThe Toure Brothers' Bus TourTo me! To You! The Toure Brothers' Bus Tour is Footballland's newest manner of transportation, featuring the comedy slapstick duo Yaya and Kolo Toure as Paul and Barry Chuckle. Minamino's Mini Motors Liverpool midfielder Takumi Minamino runs a go...
2021-10-12
32 min
Footballland
S02 E03 | Uri Geller WILL F*** Up Your Day In Footballland, Pepe's Pee Pee Take and Marcelo Bielsa's Bum Bucket Carousel
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandThis week we're pleased to announce that Mark Davison returns after being out of the game for two weeks - that's a short time in Podcast terms, but a lifetime if you're a Watford manager. So the full complement of top, top lads are excited to bring you THREE new attractions. Uri Geller Will F*** Up Your Day In Footballland Anthony has a genius plan to avo...
2021-10-05
39 min
Footballland
S02 E02 | Raphaël Varane's Pans, Chuck Blazer's Mobility Scooter Hire and The Chicken Shawarma-morial | Footballland
This week, Ryan pitches a competitive mobility vehicle facility in honour of football’s most santa-like administrator Chuck Blazer (Disclaimer: if you are planning on coming to Footballland and you need a mobility vehicle either bring your own, or start practicing herding cats by lassoing them with blazers whilst under threat from fire). Anthony pitches a ceramics masterclass-come-fight-for-you-life hosted by Raphaël Varane and his henchman Harry Maguire. Quick word of advice: conserve your energy at the potting wheel because it’s all about escaping to the kiln before Rapha gets you. Mark...
2021-09-28
33 min
Footballland
S02 E01 | Bend It Like Beckham, The Mark Poo-Catch and Maim For A Laugh | Footballland
We are finally back for season 2 of Footballland! Thank you so much for your patience over the summer. You won't be disappointed by what we have in store for this series, and please send us your ride ideas - we'll include each and every one. If you like our show sign up to our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandSo, here's E01 of S02 - Anthony unveils the BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM, his tribute Goldenballs himself, in the form of a carnival strongman exhibit. Ryan fixes the global injustice: that there isn't yet a ride or...
2021-09-21
37 min
Footballland
S01 E32 | Super Ney-Mario! | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandSadly this is our final episode of the season! We're taking a break for the Euros and will return for an even bigger and better Footballland in July! You'll agree that the park is taking fantastic shape, and we're pleased to bring you THREE new rides:Super Ney-Mario A live action video game featuring PSG and Brazil superstar Neymar - It's-a Super Neymario! Watch out for the toadstools shaped li...
2021-06-01
38 min
Footballland
S01 E31 | Indiana Benitez & The Miracle of Istanbul | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandIt's been another hugely productive meeting at Footballland HQ. We're proud to bring you ONE new ride, PLUS a food stall PLUS a shoe shine parlour. Here they are in full:Indiana Benitez & The Miracle of Istanbul If you're a Liverpool fan, you'll of course remember the "Miracle" of Istanbul in 2005, where under Rafa Benitez a side containing luminaries such as Steven Gerrard and Djimi Traore fought back to de...
2021-05-25
35 min
Footballland
S01 E30 | The Chelsea Manager Merry Go Round | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandEver wanted to ride a Chelsea manager while slapping their silicone bottom to make them go faster? Here at Footballland we're delighted to give you that opportunity. During the Qatar 2022 World Cup you'll be able to ride not only Jose Mourinho, Claudio Ranieri and Avram Grant around the place like humanoid horses, but every Chelsea boss during the Abramovich era! Thank you to our patron Matt Whitworth for making it happen! PLUS we're proud t...
2021-05-18
32 min
Footballland
S01 E29 | Jay Jay Okocha's Phoenix Knights | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandIt's been another successful meeting at Footballland, and we're proud to present you with THREE new rides:Jay Jay Okocha's Phoenix NightsFood lovers at Footballland have been thus far treated to two themed restaurants in Asscoffiation Noshball and Come Dine With Ben Mee. However, many listeners have written in to complain that a couple of eateries isn't enough for a giant theme park, and why isn't there a Medieval...
2021-05-11
34 min
Footballland
S01 E28 | Harry Maguire's Mykonos Madness | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandIt's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland, and we're pleased to announce TWO new rides PLUS the finishing touches to our mascot, Captain Footballland. Frank Rijkaard's Flob Shy Remember when Dutch superstar Frank Rijkaard spat in Perm-aned German Rudi Voller's hair during Italia 90? Have you always thought, gosh I'd love to have a go at gobbing into someone's hair myself? You've come to the right place! Harry Mag...
2021-05-04
32 min
Footballland
S01 E27 | Playground Tactics | Footballland
SummarySupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandIt's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland HQ, and we're pleased to announce TWO new rides, plus an update on the name of another ride. Playground TacticsRemember at school in the playground, aged seven, when at lunchbreaks your whole year group chased a ball around with no positional awareness, no skill, and no clear idea of what it was you were actually doing? Mark has designed a...
2021-04-27
29 min
Footballland
S01 E26 | Rory Delap's Dilapidated Lap Dance | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandWelcome one and all, to another episode of Footballland! And not just any episode, but the 6 month anniversary! We're building the world's first football theme park, and we couldn't have done it without your help. We welcome our newest patron, Rob Lindsay, who sponsors our third Footballland Car Park. Rob gets a shout out next week, but we thought we'd say hi now anyway. So this week in Footballland:It...
2021-04-20
34 min
Footballland
S01 E25 | Diego Maradona's "Hands Like God" Nail Bar | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGood morrow, Footballlanders! It's another episode from the world's first football theme park! And what an episode it is! This week we're treated to Peter Shilton's love/hate/erotic relationship with Diego Maradona, a helter skelter in the form of a manager's nose, and something really weird featuring Sean Dyche. This week's rides IN FULL: The Hands Like God Nail Bar Guests at Footballland can sate all their mani...
2021-04-13
35 min
Footballland
S01 E24 | MLS: A Soccer Celebration | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandIt's been another productive meeting at Footballland HQ. This week we have a special guest inside the Wayne Lineker Fibreglass Testicle. Pablo Iglesias Maurer is a staff writer for The Athletic and an expert on all the nonsense in Major League Soccer from the past 20 years. A while back he designed his own MLS theme park, and we're delighted to say that we'll be absorbing his park into our ConCaCaCaCaCaCaf zone here at F...
2021-04-06
31 min
Footballland
S01 E23 | Steven Gerrard's Slip 'N' Slide | Footballland
It's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland. Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandFinally, the world's first water slide based on Steven Gerrard's cataclysmic fall in 2014 has been designed! The Steven Gerrard Slip 'N' Slide allows Footballland guests the ultimate slippy experience. You'll hear Gerrard's famous 'This does not f***ing slip' team talk, before getting the chance to do just that! Always wanted to frantically chase after Demba Ba before falling flat on your arse an...
2021-03-30
31 min
Footballland
S01 E22 | Dion Dublin's Home's Under The Hammer | Footballland
It's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland. Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandYou are in for a ruddy treat this week, as we have THREE rides to share, two of which left us as hysterical as the infamous Jurgen's Klipp Klopp Trotts. This week:- Mark shares us his celebration of the modern day fullback in BOMBING ON. - Patron Phil Lee suggests strapping fireworks to children.
2021-03-23
37 min
Footballland
S01 E21 | Around The World In 80 Schteves | Footballland
It's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland. Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandWe're building the world's first football theme park and we're proud to announce THREE spectacular new rides and exhibits:- Around The World In 80 Schteves. Guests travel a miniature globe by hot air balloon, visiting 80 different Steve McClarens in stereotypical national dress. If you can decipher every single Steve McClaren by his greeting and costume, you win a Rosetta Stone Audio CD n...
2021-03-16
28 min
Footballland
S01 E20 | The Public Consultation Special | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandWhat a superb episode we have for you this week - it's the Footballland Public Consultation Best Of The Patrons Special!By this point we've had so many ride ideas, songs, jingles and general suggestions from our patrons that we've been able to dedicate a whole episode to them. So let's relive them in all their glory: The Lee Cattermole Petting Zoo, The Cristiano Ronaldo Hall Of Mirrors, A Cup of Caribou, Gary...
2021-03-09
32 min
Footballland
S01 E19 | The Teddy Sheringham Blimp | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandIt's been another incredibly successful meeting at Footballland HQ. Anthony has added a nostalgic feel to the theme park, in tribute to those times in the 1970s when a dog always seemed to make its way onto a football pitch. His idea is very simple - we let loose a live dog in the theme park, while someone dressed as a referee has to catch it, then chuck it back over the perimeter f...
2021-03-02
34 min
Footballland
S01 E18 | The Arsenal Way | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandListeners to Footballland have rightly asked us - "Why isn't there a ride at your theme park that celebrates the ridiculousness of Arsenal Football Club?" It's a question we've been pondering ourselves, so we duly invited Arsenal Twitter scholar Laura Kirk to come up with a solution. Laura sealed herself in the Wayne Lineker Fibreglass Testicle for a full 35 minutes before emerging (like a weird butterfly) with The Arsenal Way, a gauntlet run f...
2021-02-23
28 min
Footballland
S01 E17 | Roman Abramovich's Runaway Mine Train | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandIt's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland HQ. After a record TWO whole weeks spent in the Wayne Lineker Fibreglass Testicle Green Room, Larry & Paul emerge to pitch their second ride for Footballland - It Doesn't Actually Really Matter That Much: The Ride. This meeting was a tense one - Mark and Anthony, and Larry and Paul clearly hate each other. But they had this meeting in the interests of Footballland, and...
2021-02-16
40 min
Footballland
S01 E16 | The Important Planning The Park Episode | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland"I think many guests would love to hear Neymar reading A Brief History of Time by Professor Stephen Hawking."It's been yet another hugely successful meeting at Footballland HQ. We now have over 30 (THIRTY) rides, experiences and attractions, and it's now time to start thinking of the all-important part: where they actually go in the park itself. In this meeting the boys plan the park's zones, or 'a...
2021-02-09
25 min
Footballland
S01 E15 | The Elland Roadacoaster | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland"Willian gave me a hug once, and it was lovely."It was another very successful meeting in the world of Footballland. We are proud to announce FIVE new rides:- Special guests, comedy double act Larry & Paul, pitched the Elland Roadacoaster, in which guests can experience exactly what it's like to be a Leeds United fan. Quite a violent ride, even by Footballland standards, this coaster claims to be the...
2021-02-02
38 min
Footballland
S01 E14 | Roy Keane's 'Stick It Up Your B*llocks' Dodgems | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland"Not sure we need the pit crew anymore."The bees are buzzing, the birds are singing, and Roy Keane is on his way to Footballland, taking charge of his very own theme park attraction, Roy Keane's 'Stick It Up Your B*llocks' Dodgems! Jim Daly, comedian and host of FYP Podcast came up with the idea, and it's now our job to convince Keano to come out to Qatar and...
2021-01-26
39 min
Footballland
S01 E13 | The England National House of Horrors | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland"I'm two years old. I don't think it's very nice to see your own fans booing you. I don't think it's very nice at all." We are delighted to unveil Meeting 13 of Footballland, featuring comedian and presenter Tom Deacon's addition to the park - The England National House of Horrors.In this terrifying experience, guests will walk through a series of shameful rooms, depicting The Three Lions' mostly dismal displays...
2021-01-19
39 min
Footballland
S01 E12 | Wayne Lineker & The Giant Testicle | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland"It's a sad end to an otherwise successful meeting."It's been another huge week at Footballland Towers, as we continue to build the world's first football theme park, using the 1 billion dollars we were accidentally given by the state of Qatar. This week our special guest is none other than WAYNE LINEKER, brother of former England international Gary Lineker, and owner of Lineker's Bar in Ibiza (the future of which i...
2021-01-12
31 min
Footballland
S01 E11 | The Watford Whack A Mole | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland"Would Princess Diana poo?"It's another busy and productive meeting at Footballland towers, as this week we invite football writer Nick Miller to pitch his ride.- Intern Ryan has been out and about collecting sounds of John Carver eating for the ASMR experience at Paul Dummett's Meat And Potato Funfair.- Mark unveils a new Footballland experience: "Be The Ref," which allows one lucky punter to...
2021-01-05
35 min
Footballland
S01 E10 | Crash Bang Benjamin Massing | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland"Would we be able to hear Sir Geoff Hurst making love?"It's another busy and productive meeting at Footballland towers, as this week we invite Guardian football writer Sachin Nakrani to pitch his ride.- Ryan has feedback from Geri Halliwell on the 'Spice Boys Medley' at the Steve Kabbaret- Mark unveils his newest ride, Be The Ball, where guests sit inside a giant football which recreates...
2020-12-29
33 min
Footballland
S01 E09 | Zinedine Zidane's Mamma Mia Mayhem | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGreetings, Footballland fans. Footballland the theme park is really coming together, and in meeting 9 we can exclusively reveal FOUR new attractions:- The International Break hotel, situated inconveniently on the other side of Qatar, is the official hotel partner of Footballland. We welcome guests to stay overnight, as long as they come alone and are not carrying an injury. - Special guest Adam Savage pitches Zinedine Zidane's Mamma...
2020-12-22
32 min
Footballland
S01 E08 | Wag's Corner | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandWe have another episode of Footballland for you, which features THREE new attractions at Footballland:- Enhancers Sports Bar. This bar is stocked with performance enhancing drugs, enabling guests to relax, socialise and beat their 100 metre sprint time on the purpose built barside running track. - National Anthem Autotune. Footballers rarely sing their national anthems in tune, so Mark has come up with the perfect solution. - Wa...
2020-12-15
27 min
Footballland
S01 E07 | Hasta La Vista Cantona! | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandExclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandIn another successful and productive meeting, we welcome two more rides to the world's first football themed theme park! This week Mark Davison brings us his vision of The Squeaky Bumtime Arena, Footballland's stadium, which is shaped like a bottom. Also we welcome comedians The Delightful Sausage, who bring to the park their Westworld-style experiential ride, Hasta La Vista Cantona. And finally, may we introduce our newest employee at Footballland, Ryan B...
2020-12-08
25 min
Footballland
S01 E06 | Paul Dummett's Meat & Potato Funfair | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandhttps://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandFOOTBALLLAND Ep 6 - Feat Pete Donaldson Roll Up! Roll Up! Come join Pete Donaldson as he pitches a brand new carnival sideshow at Footballland - Paul Dummett's Meat & Potato Funfair! The fair includes Gazza's Hook a Duck, The Drink Driving Dodgems and Steve McClaren whispering accents in your ear from around the world! This week is also our first Public Consultation Special. Due to the terms of our Patreon, we're contractually obliged to discuss ride...
2020-12-01
29 min
Footballland
S01 E05 | Eggsy's School Sports Simulator | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandhttps://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandFOOTBALLLAND Ep 5 - Feat Eggsy From Goldie Lookin' Chain Eggsy popped into Footballand HQ this week to pitch his Westworld-style ride idea - The School Sports Football Simulator. Relive your schooldays on Footballland's state-of-the-art muddy football pitch, complete with overbearing PE teacher and gigantic 'bigger boys,' all while the weather simulator chucks down sleeting rain and freezes your nuts off. Paying to have a terrible time? It's the British way! Plus Anthony and Mark...
2020-11-24
34 min
Footballland
S01 E04 | Asscoffiation Noshball - Footballland's Exciting New Restaurant | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandExclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandFootballland Episode 4 - Introducing Footballland's premier dining experience: Asscoffiation Noshball! That is a play on words of 'Association Football.' It's nothing to do with 'scoffing ass' or 'noshing off balls.' This restaurant features a multi-course tasting menu which leads football fans on a culinary adventure from the invention of the game in the 19th century to the present day! Eat the foods footballers would have eaten, from full...
2020-11-17
32 min
Footballland
S01 E03 | Giggsy's Garden and Sir Alex Ferguson's Mindgames | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandExclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandFOOTBALLLAND EP 3 - Featuring Special Guest Nim OdedraRIDES DESIGNED - The 'Betrayal Monorail' with Giggsy's Garden, plus The Sir Alex Ferguson Mindgames ExperienceAfter Anthony accidentally receives $1 Billion from Qatar to build the world's first football theme park in time for the World Cup in 2022, he names himself CEO, gives Mark Davison the title Chief Ride Engineer and rents an office somewhere in Winchester.This week...
2020-11-10
27 min
Footballland
S01 E02 | Marek Larwood's Football Hunger Games | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandExclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandFOOTBALLLAND EP 2 - Featuring Special Guest Marek Larwood.RIDES DESIGNED - The Football Hunger Games, Steve 'Mechanical' Bull After Anthony accidentally receives $1 Billion from Qatar to build the world's first football theme park in time for the World Cup in 2022, he names himself CEO, gives Mark Davison the title Chief Ride Engineer and rents an office somewhere in Winchester.In today's meeting Mark proposes four separate Footballland...
2020-11-03
31 min
Footballland
S01 E01 | Jimmy Conrad's Conrad3000 | Footballland
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandExclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandFOOTBALLLAND EP 1 - Featuring Special Guest Jimmy Conrad! RIDES DESIGNED - The Conrad3000, The Leicester City Fairytale Ride, The Tunnel Of Vagner/Donald Love.After Anthony accidentally receives $1 Billion from Qatar to build the world's first football theme park in time for the World Cup in 2022, he names himself CEO, gives Mark Davison the title Chief Ride Engineer and rents an office somewhere in Winchester. The boys...
2020-10-27
31 min
Footballland
Footballland Trailer
Come help us build the world's first football theme park, Footballland!Anthony Richardson has accidentally been given 1 Billion US Dollars by the state of Qatar, to build the world's first football theme park in Qatar, to be ready in time for World Cup 2022. Unfortunately, Anthony has never built a theme park before, so he's enlisted the help of his friend and colleague Mark Davison. Unfortunately, Mark Davison has no experience of building theme parks either, but by this point it's too late to give the money back, as they've spent some of it on a new...
2020-10-19
01 min
Art Dealer Diaries Podcast
Davison Koenig: Director/Curator of the Taos Couse-Sharp Historic Site - Epi. 118, Host Dr. Mark Sublette
I had Davison Koenig on the podcast today who is the Director/Curator of the Couse-Sharp Historical Museum in Taos, New Mexico. This Northern New Mexico museum is a wonderful experience as I've been there a couple of different times. I've visited the Couse residency before it was ever a museum and was amazing then and now it is spectacular. It was fun to hear the story of how someone falls into a position like Davison's as a director of such a unique museum. The path, in this case, begins with Davison working in a bronze foundry and leads...
2020-09-16
1h 09
Pioneer High School Men's Hockey
Pioneer Men's Hockey @ Davison 01-15-18
Pioneer visits the Lapeer Polar Palace to take on Davison. Please come cheer on the team. If you cannot make it, follow the action here.
2018-01-15
2h 21