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El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastLa Liga Over/Unders Results Reveal!Mark and Payton revel in one of their most fun episodes of the year, as they reveal the winner of their (just for fun, of course) over/under lines that they make up and set for each other at the start of every La Liga season. Who was better at predicting the fates of Real Madrid, Barcelona, Lewandowski, Pedri, Vini, Mbappe, and many more? Find out on their latest podcast! Plus, Mark discusses yet another clutch of exciting new signings for Real Madrid and why the club are suddenly opening their pocketbook for Xabi Alonso. 2025-06-0632 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastMadrid Derbi Draw, Barca Back in Title Race, + Real Madrid v Man City Champions League PreviewMark and Payton describe a wild and controversial Madrid Derbi that featured goals, penalties, and much more (6:50), before Payton delves into an important Barcelona win over Sevilla that draws Barcelona back into the very top of the table and featured a golazo from their player-of-the-year candidate (29:38). Plus, Mark gets ready for the biggest game of Real Madrid's season, as they travel to Manchester to take on a struggling but always dangerous City side (50:50). 2025-02-111h 07El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastAre Barcelona Back in Title Race? Did Madrid Get Robbed?Mark and Payton discuss all the biggest questions for the two biggest teams in Spain after a thrilling weekend of football, after a mystifying game where Real saw some horrific refereeing decisions and missed chances saw Madrid drop three crucial points in the title race against Espanyol (8:48), and Barcelona take advantage with three points of their own against a limited Alaves side (28:30). Plus, Madrid gets ready for their short midweek trip in the Copa Del Rey to Leganes (47:15), and Barcelona prepare for a tough date away to Valencia (51:50). Finally, Mark delivers a scathing diatribe at Florentino Perez and the...2025-02-041h 07El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastVini + Fede Golazos Beat Villarreal; Barcelona Thump AlavesMark and Payton review the latest La Liga action for the Spanish giants, including another disjointed offensive performance that nevertheless featured two goal-of-the-season contenders for Real Madrid (29:59), and Lewandowski shows his class against an overmatched Alaves side in Barcelona's win (12:03). Plus, Payton shares a tribute to a Barcelona legend (1:59), and Mark discusses more Madrid injuries (7:44). 2024-10-0846 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastUCL Quarterfinal 2nd Leg Previews: Can Barcelona Finish PSG? Will Real Madrid Upset City at the Etihad?Join Mark and Payton as they give you all the info you need ahead of the biggest games of Real Madrid and Barcelona's seasons, as Barcelona look to book their Champions League Semifinal ticket for the first time in five seasons in a massive home clash vs PSG (36:24). Plus, Real Madrid look to build on a promising performance at the Bernabeu against a formidable City side at the Etihad (46:10). Also the boys dig into last weekend's la liga games, and review a pair of narrow wins for the el clasico clubs as Real Madrid bested Mallorca 1-0 (6:47), and Barcelona...2024-04-161h 00El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastRudiger Heads Madrid into 1st, Barcelona Squeak Las PalmasMark and Payton couldn't wait to get you their reactions from the first La Liga football following the festive break, with a couple of close wins for the clasico sides. Mark extolls the virtues of Real Madrid's self-proclaimed madman, Antonio Rudiger, as he headed home all three points for the capital club in Vini's long awaited return (30:33), and Payton gives us the full rundown of Barcelona's faults as they escape somehow with a stoppage time win over Las Palmas (6:15). Plus, the boys are frothing at the mouth for some Copa Del Rey weekend action, as Barcelona take on 4th...2024-01-0554 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastLa Liga Week 5 Preview: Barcelona v. Betis, Real Madrid v. Real SociedadMark and Payton discuss the latest news in Spanish football (1:49), including some key injuries and goals from the international break (12:52), before diving into the things to watch out for when Barcelona welcomes Real Betis, including a visit from a few old friends (17:32). Plus, Mark worries about the return of phenom Takefusa Kubo, now one of La Liga's premier attractions and who will surely be in for revenge on his former employers (25:09). 2023-09-1635 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastValencia Partial Stadium Ban, Barcelona in Miami, and Jude Deal Done?In a wide-ranging episode, Mark and Payton discuss the weak and long overdue measures against racism in Spanish football by La Liga (00:21), before talking over the Bellingham-Madrid deal (11:56). Payton can't wait for the Barcelona-Miami reunion, with several Blaugrana legends possibly forming a dream team at Beckham's Inter Miami (13:55). Also, Mark reviews Real Madrid's late win over Real Vallecano (18:39). Plus, prepare for this weekend's penultimate La Liga clashes with Barcelona-Mallorca (29:29), and Real Madrid-Sevilla (36:55). 2023-05-2743 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastMessi Wins The World Cup! + Betting Lines and Bold PredictionsLionel Messi and Argentina are Champions of the World, and Mark and Payton are here to celebrate and talk about the one tournament in which the entire world comes together for a brief moment to watch the beautiful game. And the co-hosts will discuss everything that went down as it pertains to Real Madrid and Barcelona! After going over the final and all the celebrations, they go over their El Clasico players of the tournament (10:18). Then, their World Cup betting lines get a thorough review to see who came out on top of the gambling board (12:55). Finally, Mark and Pa...2022-12-2147 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEl Clasico Review: Real Madrid Best Barcelona + Barca-Villareal PreviewMark and Payton review the titular game that has continued the downward spiral for Barcelona during the last week (00:21), as Barcelona fail in their quest to stay atop the La Liga table. We examine why Real triumphed and Barcelona failed, including some curious lineup decisions by Xavi, and the late substitutions that (almost) resulted in a point for the Blaugrana. Plus, Payton discusses Xavi's suddenly precarious position as we fire up the Sack-o-Meter (42:25), and looks ahead to a critical game against always-tough Villareal (53:12). Also, Mark reviews Real's surprisingly interesting game against Elche (48:23), and hopes for more smooth sailing for...2022-10-201h 09El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastRudiger's Bloody Miracle, Barcelona v. Inter PreviewMark and Payton break down the violent last gasp goal that puts Real Madrid through to the Round of 16 in an otherwise underwhelming performance in Warsaw (31:22), and review the last round of La Liga games as the two Spanish giants joust for top spot, with Real Madrid finally overcoming Getafe away for the first time in three years (8:50), and Barcelona barely clinging on at home against Celta Vigo, featuring yet another goalkeeping masterclass from Marc Andre Ter Spider Man (17:19). Finally, Payton's nerves are jangling for Barcelona's biggest match of the season, as they require a win to just stay...2022-10-1259 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastReal Madrid's Brazilian Brilliance, + Bayern-Barcelona UCL PreviewMark and Payton are in awe of both of their teams inspiring play, some of the best since we started the podcast, as Barcelona eventually put Cadiz to the sword in a strange, delayed game that briefly saw the Catalan side go top of La Liga (5:28), and Real Madrid needed several goal-of-the-season contenders to complete a comeback win over RCD Mallorca (28:31). Plus, we can't contain our excitement for a big 2nd round of Champions League action as Barcelona hope to end Bayern's recent run of dominance against them (48:30), and Real Madrid look for their eighth consecutive win in all...2022-09-1258 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEl Clasico Season Kickoff Part 2 + La Liga Week 1 Predictions!Join us in the El Clasico Casino as we finish our custom betting lines for the upcoming season (4:05), and Mark and Payton go for the moonshot as they give us their big, bold predictions for the next year (24:54). Then, Payton previews Barcelona's week 1 matchup with Rayo Vallecano (42:38), and Mark lets us know who will win as Real Madrid travel to Almeria (48:35). 2022-08-1356 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastLa Liga Happy Hour: Madrid Annihilate Levante, Barcelona Best Vigo + Transfer NewsGrab your favorite cocktail and step into the El Clasico Lounge for another Happy Hour edition of El Clasico Podcastico. Mark and Payton take us through some big transfer news, including both confirmed moves and those that may happen soon, including Rudiger, Mbappe, De Jong, and more (4:16), before your hosts dig into some La Liga results, as Ousmane Dembele showed his value in running rampant over Celta Vigo (25:36), and Vini Jr. puts in a magisterial performance as Real bully Levante in a match that doomed the Valencia-based side to relegation (45:00). 2022-05-141h 06El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastBarcelona Clinch Champions League! Madrid Derby Gets ROWDYAs the La Liga season winds to an end, Mark and Payton stay glued to their seats, covering all of the weekend's action, transfer rumors, and more. First, Payton covers Barcelona's thrilling finale against Real Betis, including Ansu's return stunner (4:20). Next, Mark takes us through Real Madrid's mostly meaningless loss to pouting Atletico Madrid (29:59). Then Barcelona's game against Celta Vigo on 5/10 gets a deep preview from Payton as Barcelona look to the future and experiment with the youngsters (46:12). Finally, Mark and Payton discuss the Kylian Mbappe transfer news and rumors (51:18). It's all right here, on El Clasico Podcastico!2022-05-1055 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastReal Madrid Nearly There, But Can They Win Mbappe? Barca Win v Real Sociedad, Is Xavi-Ball Back?Real Madrid and Barcelona took care of business over the week in La Liga, and the boys are here for it. First, Payton breaks down the Barcelona victory at Real Sociedad on Thursday, and the hefty toll it took on Barca's defensive line (3:45). Then, Mark and Payton discuss the Mbappe transfer saga (22:13) and what the odds are he still transfers to Madrid. Next, Mark walks us through Madrid's turbulent victory away over Osasuna (34:42). To finish this week's action off, Payton previews Barcelona's game against 14th Rayo Vallecano (47:15). It's all right here, on El Clasico Podcastico!2022-04-2353 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastReal Madrid's European Magic / Barca vs Frankfurt Europa League + La Liga Weekend PreviewsMark and Payton dive into one of the best Champions League games of all time, as Real Madrid add yet another incredible European night to their storied past, and we answer all the tough questions about what this dramatic comeback means for the prospective Spanish Champions. Do Real Madrid possess some intrinsic European magic? Should Benzema be the favorite to win the Ballon D'or this season?? We answer all that and break down an absolutely bonkers 2nd leg against Chelsea (6:40) Plus, don't miss the preview of Barcelona's all-important contest against Eintracht Frankfurt as Xavi tries to pull his revolutionary...2022-04-141h 07El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastThe Flying Dutchman Saves Barca, + Real-Madrid vs. Chelsea UCL PreviewAnother exciting weekend of La Liga action warms Mark and Payton's little hearts as their teams both managed to win despite resting key players ahead of massive European midweek games, as Real Madrid took care of business against Getafe (6:14), and Barcelona needed all 90 minutes in a 5 goal thriller against Levante (16:05). Plus - Mark looks ahead to an incredibly tense 2nd leg as Real Madrid attempt to put away a resurgent Chelsea team and reach the Champions League Semifinals (40:14). Who will start? Who will win? Who will score? We have all the answers and more, on El Clasico Podcastico!2022-04-1254 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEl Clásico Reactico! Barcelona DESTROY Real MadridThis is it, folks! The last El Clasico matchup of the season has been played, and the boys are here to go over everything that went right for Barcelona, and everything that went very, very wrong for Real Madrid in this unbelievable result at the Bernabeu. Mark and Payton go over the lineups, the tactics, the mistakes, and all the blood and glory that took place in the podcast's titular matchup. This is the one we've been waiting for, and it was well worth the wait! What does it mean for La Liga? For both teams in general? Find...2022-03-241h 12El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEl Clasico Happy Hour: Are Barca Back? Can Mbappe Resist PSG?Join the boys for a tipsy discussion on whether Barcelona are officially back after some a pair of dominant wins over Napoli (7:20) and Athletic Club (48:00), and if Mbappe is still going to Real Madrid after PSG submits an absolutely absurd offer and Mark and Payton play "what would you do??" if they were Mbappe and Haaland decide their futures this summer (1:06:40). Also, Real Madrid struggle in a close win at Rayo Vallecano (33:40). Plus - Mark previews a big game against Champions League challenger Real Sociedad (1:20:20) and Payton bets big for Barcelona against Elche (1:24:59). Place your bets (figuratively, of course...2022-03-051h 31El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEl Clásico Super Copa Reactico!In this TITULAR El Clasico matchup, Barcelona and Real Madrid square off on the pitch in the Semi-Finals of the Spanish SuperCopa in Ryiadh, Saudi Arabia. Mark and Payton break down everything that happened on the pitch in the game that took extra time to decide a winner. Real Madrid had won 4 El Clasico matchups going into this game, did they extend it to 5? Find out right now, on El Clasico Podcastico! Also, the fellas give previews on their Copa del Rey round of 16 matchups, as Real take on Elche and Barcelona face Athletic Bilbao. Don't miss this one!!! 2022-01-2048 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEl Clásico Mid-Season Espectacular! - Part 2Mark and Payton are back and riding the lightning as La Liga gets underway after the holiday break. Payton discusses Barca's last game of 2021, a hotly contested bout against Sevilla (4:30). Mark takes us through Real Madrid's first game of 2022 in a doozy against lowly Getafe (17:00), and then Payton does the same as Barcelona barely edged Mallorca in a thrilling game (29:50). Then the boys discuss the tournament results as Real Madrid and Barcelona both throw their hats in the ring for the round of 32 in the Copa Del Rey, with Real's first game against last year's giant-killers, Alcoyano (42:05) and Barcelona's...2022-01-061h 31El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEl Clásico Mid-Season Espectacular! - Part 1Mark and Payton are buzzing after a wild first half of the La Liga season has Real Madrid at the top and Barcelona in the hunt for a Champions League place. The boys first dig into the latest transfer news and rumors, including an apparent brewing battle between the Spanish giants for Haaland's signature, and we put percentages on the chances he joins Mbappe at Real Madrid next season (12:30). Plus - we cover some recent results, including Real Madrid-Cadiz (1:00:10) and Barcelona-Elche (34:56). Also, Mark and Payton look back at their pre-season "bold predictions" to see how they've fared so far (1:08:12...2021-12-291h 23El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastBarcelona OUT of Champions League!! Real Madrid Keep on RollingBarcelona take several steps backwards this week, falling to Real Betis and then getting trounced by Bayern Munich to get knocked out of the Champions League, and into Europa for the first time since before Messi stepped onto the pitch for the Blaugrana. The boys go over all that is Barca's misery, the implications going forward, and much more. Mark and Payton also discuss Real Madrid's winning ways in both Champions League and La Liga, how Ancelotti is addressing his starting XI, and both teams' prospects heading into the second half of the season. Don't miss this classic episode...2021-12-101h 48El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastVini's Thunderbolt, Depay Saves Barca, Plus Weekend PreviewsMark and Payton review the latest dramatic wins for their historic teams, as a late strikes save all three points for Xavi & co. against a slick Villareal side helmed by probably-a-vampire Unai Emery (5:40), and Mark gushes over the latest unbelievable goal by a certain young Brazilian in a possible title-deciding comeback for Los Blancos against Sevilla (38:20), before diving into an incredible escape as Real Madrid somehow hang on against Athletic Club (1:07:11) . Plus - the boys preview the weekends fixtures, with Barcelona taking on Real Betis (1:24:11), and Real Madrid in a top-of-the-table clash against Real Sociedad (1:33:22). 2021-12-041h 41El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastXavi First Impressions, Real Madrid Keep RollingHappy Thanksgiving, El Clasico Fanaticos! Sink your teeth into this meaty episode as the boys Mark and Payton discuss the latest action in the La Liga and Champions League games for Barcelona and Real Madrid. Barcelona took on Espanyol in a Catalan Derby to be remembered as Xavi's first game and victory at the helm of the Blaugrana (6:25). Real Madrid then faced lowly Granada in a bountiful harvest of a game for Los Blanco's (37:50). The boys then move on from the La Liga appetizers to the Champions League entrees, as Barcelona attempted to secure their spot in the knockout...2021-11-251h 49El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastBallon d'BenzemaStrap in for a wild ride through the first 35% of Real Madrid's season as Mark and Payton guide you through all the top players, storylines, and statistics that you need to know (11:08). Listen in as Mark unveils his two key explanations for Real Madrid's surprisingly strong start in La Liga and Champions League so far. Also - Payton reveals some interesting info about Barcelona's newest (old) signing (5:40). 2021-11-161h 15El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastThe Xavi Reign Begins!It's a Barcelona special here on El Clasico Podcastico! Xavi Hernandez, former Barca player and legend, comes back to save the shattered world he left behind in Spain. He arrives with his own squad of coaches, his own medical staff, and a new set of rules for the Blaugrana. He's got his work laid out for him, as Barca let a 3 goal lead slip in their last game against Celta Vigo, and barely eked out a win against Dynamo Kiev earlier in the week. All this and more is discussed by our boys Mark and Payton as the new era...2021-11-101h 11El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastKoeman Out, Vini Jr. SuperstarJoin your favorite silly soccer hosts as they dive into the last weeks' rounds of fixtures, with Payton revealing his feelings on Ronald Koeman being finally fired after a year and a half as Barcelona coach (0:06). The boys then dive into the blaugrana's most recent games against Rayo Vallecano (4:30) and Alaves (28:20) and Payton tries to figure out if Barcelona can make a push for the champions league places or if this will be a truly historically bad season. Also - Mark reviews Real Madrid's El Clasico hangover against Osasuna and wonders why Madrid struggle so much against organized opposition (19:11...2021-11-021h 29El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEl Crapico Podcastico! Barca AND Real Madrid both FAIL in La LigaMark and Payton dig into the latest gut punches for both El Clasico sides, Barcelona and Real Madrid in this very special craptastic episode. The boys review Barcelona's crushing defeat at the hands of Atletico Madrid (5:25), and Real Madrid's very exciting and marginally offside loss away to Espanyol (37:25). Will Real Madrid bounce back after the international break? Do Barcelona hope to ever bounce back at all? How much longer will Koeman stay as manager of the blaugrana? Can Nacho play defense anymore? All these questions, and much more, are settled in this episode of El Clasico Podcastico! 2021-10-051h 23El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastMbappe Deal Dead? Plus Week 3 Review: Carvajal Rescues Real, Memphis Brilliant for BarcaJoin Mark and Payton as they try to make sense of the strange Kylian Mbappe transfer situation (1:30), before digging into some actual completed transfers and meaty weekend La Liga action as Real Madrid win an exciting game in Seville during an end to end game against Real Betis (18:24), and Barcelona take care of business at the Nou Camp against Getafe (40:55). Correction: Eduardo Camavinga is 18, not 20. 2021-08-311h 05El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastLa Liga Season Preview Spectacular Part 2: Messi Chaos, Betting Lines, and Week 1 Games!The boys are left agape in horror at the unbelievable exit of Lionel Messi to PSG, and the financial chaos that left Barcelona in this sad state, (4:34), before talking generally about their expectations for their somewhat beleaguered superclubs and the state of play in general in Europe as each of Barcelona and Real Madrid had a club legend plucked away over the summer by PSG. Then they get into the jolliest part of the season as they each place their bets on our very own made up betting lines for the upcoming La Liga season. Grab a pencil and...2021-08-121h 13El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEmergency Exit Edition: Messi Leaving BarcelonaMark and Payton discuss the strange, stunning, and short statement put out yesterday by FC Barcelona that their greatest ever player is suddenly leaving, due to Spanish Liga regulations. The boys go through all of the angles on the incredible announcement, including who is at fault, whether Messi is actually leaving, and where we would like to see him land if he does indeed depart the club he has been at for over twenty years. 2021-08-0657 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastLess Money, More Problems: Barcelona's Salary Cap CrisisMark and Payton break down the incredible financial situation the Catalans find themselves in as La Liga imposes a 66% salary cut on the famous squad for the upcoming season. Will President Laporta be able to register Messi's new contract in time for the start of the season? Will Antoine Griezmann return to his old club Atletico Madrid for basically nothing? Payton gives his take on all the financial issues facing his beloved blaugrana as the season swiftly approaches. Also: Mark discusses Real Madrid's recent sale of Raphael Varane, whether that means an Mbappe signing is imminent, and what the...2021-07-2943 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastThe 2nd Annual El Clasico Awards! Plus Zidane Quits Madrid, Koeman RumorsThe stars are out tonight! Eden Hazard is already drunk, and Luis Suarez is eating ice cream from the La Liga trophy as Mark and Payton host the 2nd ever El Clasico awards night (00:18). Join your dissapointed but proud soccer hosts as they relive the thrills, and many spills, of Barcelona and Real Madrid this season and hand out scores of awards to deserving players. Also, the boys get into the stunning news that Zinedine Zidane has quit as Madrid boss for the second time, and Payton dishes on rumours that Koeman could be soon on his way out...2021-05-281h 48El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastBarcelona Shoot Blanks at the Crown/ Kroos in Control Keeps Real AliveWith the La Liga trophy on the line, all four top teams played each other over the weekend, resulting in two draws, one point for each team, and leaves us wondering... What Happened? Do any teams want the trophy this year? With only three games remaining, Mark and Payton discuss the limits of Koeman's ability and its effect on Barca's game against Atletico Madrid (4:30). The review of Real Madrid's chaotic and controversial match against Sevilla (20:15). Plus, the previews for Barcelona vs Levante (47:20) and Real's match against Barca-Killers Granada (54:27). The La Liga race is the tightest it's been since 1983, who...2021-05-111h 01El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastUCL Semifinal Review: Real Madrid-Chelsea/ Plus Barcelona Toss Title In TrashJoin Mark and Payton as they break down the big chances in an initially thrilling 1-1 Champions League semifinal matchup between Chelsea and the Spanish Champions (13:00). Also, Payton laments his team's missed opportunities early and strange defending as Barcelona throw away their control of the title race with a 2-1 loss at middling Granada (42:59). Also - Mark revels in Madrid's big new signing (2:37), and Payton reveals some unexpected new solutions to Barcelona's money troubles (8:57). Then the boys preview the next slate of La Liga games as four teams duke it out for the title with just five games l...2021-04-301h 20El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEuropean Super League: Wait, what just happened?The boys are in crisis as they scramble to figure out what the heck their teams deciding to join a breakaway league of elite clubs means. They explore every angle for and against it, including the corruption and waste of the current FIFA and UEFA systems, but also the lack of any meritocracy in the proposed ESL. Mark and Payton also openly question their continued fandom in the wake of the extraordinary news, as their clubs shock their own history, fans, and players in the search of more income. Also: Mark proposes his own league structure that will fix...2021-04-201h 13El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastChamps League Recapico: Real Madrid Into The Semifinals! Plus Copa Final PreviewJoin your favorite American soccer fiends as they discuss Real Madrid's dull but effective 0-0 draw over Liverpool to reach the Champions League semifinals on aggregate 3-1. Mark and Payton discuss the lineups, key performances, and what it all means going into the semifinals. Then Payton previews Barcelona's date with Athletic Bilbao in the Copa Del Rey Final (34:47), and Mark looks ahead to Madrid's weekend clash with Getafe (50:25).2021-04-1657 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEpic El Clasico Review & Analysis: Real Madrid's Counterattack MasterclassMark and Payton delve into every angle of Madrid's epic 2-1 win over their eternal rivals, including all the dribbles, chances, and goals from one of the best el clasicos in years. The boys discuss Barcelona's nearly-there possession game, Real Madrid's brilliant and constant attacks on the break, and what happened in the tunnel after the game. Payton also explains why he wants the constant moaning by Barcelona's senior players and leaders to stop, and face up to their failures in big games this year. Also: Mark previews yet another huge game for Real Madrid as his exhausted team...2021-04-131h 39El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastThe Biggest El Clasico in Years? Plus Liverpool-Real Madrid ReviewYour favorite soccer dummies are mega hyped for the upcoming clash of the two most in-form teams in La Liga, Real Madrid and Barcelona. Mark and Payton discuss how rare it is to have an el clasico with this much importance to the table, what their keys to victory are for each of their teams, the matchups to watch, how they're each feeling about their teams chances, and of course, their predictions and goal scorers (35:20). Also: Mark wonders where Liverpool's famed press was as Toni Kroos sliced and diced Jurgen Klopps side 3-1 to give Real their biggest Champions...2021-04-091h 13El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastTransfer Battle: Barca and Madrid Meet with Haaland, La Liga Previews!Our experienced el clasico moles have retrieved the exclusive audio from Alf Inga Haaland and Mino Raiola's meetings with Joan Laporta and Florentino Perez, as the two Spanish giants jockey for pole position in the race to sign Erling Haaland, the top young striker in Europe. We listen in as Laporta makes his pitch (18:00), and then Perez (30:10). Also, Mark and Payton get very excited for the return of La Liga football as Barcelona take on Valladolid (45:10), and Real Madrid face Eibar (57:50) as the title race goes to the wire.2021-04-021h 06El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastBreaking News Roundup: Haaland Whispers, Ansu Injury/ Plus Place Your Bets!Join your jolly soccer boys as they discuss some American wonder goals, and the mystery surrounding Ansu Fati's continued absence from Barcelona (2:51). Mark then searches through questionable sources for any news on Erling Haaland (12:30), and discusses the evidence on both sides to determine if he might end up in Barcelona or Madrid next year. Also: Mark and Payton review their La Liga betting lines from the beginning of the season, and see how they're shaping up (28:50)2021-03-2645 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastThe American Dests it Again/Real DramaJoin the boys as they discuss Sergino Dest's record breaking night for an American at Barcelona in their 6-1 triumph over Sociedad (13:50), including Payton's stint in the Hot Corner (37:29) as we ask the tough questions other pods wouldn't dare! Mark then relives yet another thrilling win for Los Blancos as Real Madrid survive a late scare from Celta Vigo to hold on and remain in the thick of the title race and has his own stint in the Hot Corner (47:33). Mark and Payton also talk champions league draw and Real Madrid's date with Liverpool (7:20).2021-03-231h 13El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastChampions League Analysis: Mendy Saves Madrid/ Plus Barca-Elche & Day Jobs!Skip to (00:11) for a smoother start to the episode! It's a big week for the Spanish superclubs as Real Madrid eek out a massive Champions League win over Atalanta thanks to a magical goal from their left back (29:22). Also, Messi bamboozles Elche in La Liga for an important win to keep Barcelona's slim title hopes alive (7:36), and Mark and Payton reveal what their favorite players would do for day jobs if they quit being footballers (59:29), and they preview this weekend's difficult fixtures, as Barcelona take on Sevilla, (49:27) and Real Madrid face Real Sociedad. 2021-02-261h 04El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastMbappe Massacres MessiJoin the boys as Mark and Payton discuss fun things like possible transfers for Mbappe and Haaland (00:07), as well as the negative impact of oligarch-led clubs before diving into the PSG-Barcelona first leg that saw the Paris-based club absolutely demolish the Catalans 4-1 (14:09). Payton painstakingly breaks down each mistake by his Barcelona side, one defensive lapse after another. Also, the La Liga title race heats back up as Atleti drop points (1:02:06), opening the door as Barcelona take on Cadiz, and Madrid face Valladolid.2021-02-191h 12El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastChampions League Preview: PSG-Barcelona, Plus La Liga RoundupMark and Payton give you all the angles on the return of the Champions Leagues as they are all atwitter over the titanic matchup of Barcelona and PSG in the Round of 16 (42:20). Also, Madrid keeps pace with their city rivals in La Liga over a poor Valencia side (6:54), and Messi scores two screamers for the Catalans as they vanquished Alaves (24:48).2021-02-1658 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastVarane the Striker, Break Glass in a Messi-mergencyJoin the boys as they dive into a thrilling set of comeback wins for Spain's biggest two clubs, as Real Madrid leave it very late to defeat a difficult Huesca side (32:39), and Barcelona's attempts to rest their legendary winger fail again as they need him to rescue them for a comeback win over Real Betis (10:57). Also, the debut of our "What happened?" segment as Mark gets into what Ramos's knee surgery means for his future at Madrid (2:30). And finally, Mark and Payton Get Psychic to make their uncanny predictions as Barcelona take on Sevilla in the Copa and Madrid...2021-02-091h 06El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastBarcelona Best Rayo, Odegaard OutWrap your hands around a hot cup of coffee and let Mark and Payton shower you with footballing knowledge, as Mark discusses yet another young Real superstar going out on loan (00:33), and Payton thrills us with his analysis of Barcelona's come-from-behind victory in the Copa Del Rey over tiny Rayo Vallecano (6:36). Also: the boys preview the upcoming matches - Real Madrid-Levante (33:40) on Saturday and Barcelona-Bilbao (26:50) on Sunday. 2021-01-2942 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEpisode 100 Special! La Liga Roundup, Midseason ReflectionsCelebrate episode 100 of your favorite spanish soccer podcast with your silly hosts! Mark and Payton assess the state of the La Liga title race and the unstoppable form of Atletico Madrid (6:30) as Real Madrid exorcise their demons over Alaves (10:32), and Barcelona take care of business against Elche (29:22) , before looking out the window and reflecting on the high and low moments for each of their teams so far this year (1:00:12). Also, the boys talk about their favorite and least favorite moments since starting the podcast (1:15:30), including a scathing review of a certain former president of Barcelona. 2021-01-271h 31El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastCopa Del Rey Madness: Real Fall, Barca Squeak ThroughJoin Mark and Payton as they marvel at another epic failure for Real Madrid competition this year as they lose to third division side CD Alcoyano (3:29), and Payton laments Barcelona's hopeless Messi-less play as they miss two penalties en route to a 2-0 win over UD Cornellia (19:01). Also: the boys preview the La Liga games this weekend, as both clubs try to hang on to their fading title hopes.2021-01-2243 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastMessi Finally Sees Red, Real's Shiny New StarCome join Mark and Payton as they delve into Real Madrid's signing of current Bayern Munich star David Alaba (3:45), as the boys measure his potential success on the "Flop-o-meter", given the recent struggles of both clubs in the transfer market. Also: Payton relives Barcelona's stunning, last second, 3-2 defeat at the hands of Athletic Bilbao (15:50), including Messi's first sending off of his legendary career at Barca, and preview the midweek Copa Del Rey Action (49:01). 2021-01-1954 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastZidane's Icy Fury, Messi is Back!Your favorite soccer boys delve into the cold abyss that was Real Madrid's 0-0 draw away to Osasuna (3:01), and discuss why the game was even played, and marvel at the return of the Messi we know and love as he fires in yet another brace for the Catalans (19:41). Also: Mark and Payton reach into the future to make their hyper-specific predictions for the Thursday Spanish Supercup games (39:09). Stats courtesy fbref.com2021-01-1245 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastZidane & Koeman Interviews, Madrid and Barcelona Stumble AgainJoin your favorite silly hosts as they break down the latest stumbles in the La Liga title race as the Catalans drop points to tiny Eibar (23:57), and Real Madrid can't get past newly promoted Elche (5:39). Also: Mark and Payton ask the questions other shows are too scared to ask in their interviews with Barcelona manager Ronald Koeman (43:40) and Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane (50:44). 2021-01-011h 04El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastLa Liga Mega Round-Up: Real Best Old Rivals, Barcelona Alive AgainYour favorite hosts are back to talk about a whirlwind of La Liga results over the past few days that brings both giants back into the title race. Mark and Payton guide you through Real Madrid's titanic 2-0 win over their city rivals Atletico (6:35), Barcelona scraping by Levante (25:11), Madrid surviving a scare against Athletic Club (34:27), and Barcelona beating the former league leaders Real Sociedad (51:01). Also, the boys preview this weekend's next slate of games (1:04:46)2020-12-171h 12El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastZidane Passes Sevilla Test, Barcelona Imploding Yet AgainMark and Payton welcome you back to the two superclubs yet again teetering on the brink of crisis, with Madrid beating Sevilla 1-0 in La Liga to keep Zidane in a job (11:15), and Barcelona committing some wild errors en route to a 2-1 defeat to Cadiz (29:11). Also, Ronaldo visits the Nou Camp with Juve finally (55:30), and Mark looks ahead to the most crucial game of the season so far as Madrid head to Gladbach in a match that could leave them first or fourth in their group (1:22:28). Also, Mark and Payton have to pinch themselves when gushing about the...2020-12-091h 26El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastMessi's Maradona Tribute, Hazard Injured for 49th TimeMark and Payton hail the legendary career of Diego Maradona (2:52), before delving into the latest triumphs for Barcelona over Dynamo Kyiv (13:25) and Osasuna (1:10:33), including Messi's touching and incredible goal tribute to another Argentine #10. Mark tries to square Madrid's dominant 2-0 win over Inter Milan (28:50) in Champions League with their utterly limp 2-1 loss against feisty Alaves (48:18). Also: the boys preview the champions league action for the week.2020-12-011h 27El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastLa Liga Sad Pod: Barca and Madrid StinkfestMark and Payton discuss yet another disastrous weekend in La Liga action for the two most successful clubs in history as Madrid and Barcelona drop points yet again, to Villarreal and Atletico. Payton breaks down what went wrong against a strangely attacking Atleti side (27:01), while Mark wonders what Zidane was thinking as a depleted Madrid limped to a 1-1 draw at La Ceramica (6:53). Also: the boys look to greener pastures in the Champions League, as Barcelona head to Ukraine to take on Dynamo Kyiv on Tuesday (44:40), and Madrid travel to Milan (52:58). 2020-11-2459 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastLa Liga Preview: Madrid-Villareal, Barca-AthletiJoin Mark and Payton as they celebrate the end of a bruising international break in which both starting center backs for Madrid went down with injuries, and look ahead to a weekend of exicting La Liga action. Mark dissects the many lineup decisions facing Zidane's depleted side (8:02), and Payton looks at how Barcelona will attack a second place Athletico team in a huge game at the Wanda (33:01). 2020-11-2040 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastMadrid Fill Their Pants Against Valencia, Barcelona Cruise Over BetisMark and Payton break down the latest chapter in exciting La Liga action this year, as Madrid, who had their sights set on 1st place, foul their way to a 4-1, three penalty disaster against a limited Valencia side (1:19). Payton rues Griezmann's missed chances and the catastrophic injury to cherished Fati but applaud's Messi's invention off the bench in their 5-2 victory over Betis (25:30).2020-11-1352 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastMadrid's Brazilians Best Inter, Barcelona's Crap WinMark and Payton discuss Real Madrid and Barcelona's recent wins in the Champions League, with Madrid's 3-2 win over Inter Milan (4:01) keeping them in the hunt to advance in their difficult group, and Barcelona miss chance after chance but still prevail due to Ter Stegen's heroics in a 2-1 over Dynamo Kiev (24:25). Also, the boys preview Barcelona and Real Madrid's La Liga games this weekend (50:52).2020-11-0658 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastLa Liga Roundup: Hazard's Wonder Goal, Barcelona's Financial & On-Field MessMark and Payton respond to the latest round of La Liga fixtures, including a 4-1 win for Madrid over Huesca, and a draw for Barcelona against Alaves. Also: Payton explains Barcelona's urgent fight against bankruptcy and what it could mean for the players and team moving forward, and the boys preview round 3 of the champions league group stage. 2020-11-0350 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastChamps League Round 2: Casemiro Leads Gladbach Comeback, Barcelona Breeze Past JuveMark and Payton commiserate on both of their sides awful finishing in their second champions league games of the season: a last second comeback that gave Real a point against Gladbach, 2-2, and Barcelona's dominant 2-0 win over a sorry Ronaldo-less Juve side. Also: what happened at half time between Benz and Vini at halftime? Join the boys as they break down another exciting round of champions league football, and look ahead to the weekend La Liga fixtures.2020-10-301h 26El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEl Clasico Analysis: Madrid Mangle BarcelonaJoin Mark and Payton as they dive into the latest chapter of soccer's greatest rivalry, as Real Madrid take the first matchup of the season, 3-1. They boys take you through all the twists and turns of the game, and what they mean for the future of the teams. Also, Payton dives into the murkier corners of the internet to share his thoughts on the refereeing, and a look ahead to this week's Champions League games against Juve and Gladbach (1:23:23)2020-10-271h 33El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastReal and Barca Meltdown in Madrid, Champs League PreviewMark and Payton weep together as they recount Barcelona and Real Madrid's 1-0 losses coming off the international break. Payton laments Dembele's constant giveaways in their loss to Madrid-based Getafe (now "Fe CF?"), and Mark wonders if an impersonator stole Luka Modric's clothes as Real Madrid sleepwalked to a 1-0 loss over newly promoted Cadiz. Also: the boys preview the first Champions League action of the campaign, as Barcelona take on formidable Hungarian side Ferencvaros, and Real Madrid the Ukrainian legends Shaktar Donetsk.2020-10-2056 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastOver/Unders La Liga '20/21 Part 2Join your dealers at the El Clasico Casino operating in international waters as Mark and Payton set lines for each other's teams for the upcoming La Liga season. Part 2 concludes Payton's decisions on his Barcelona Over/Unders for the upcoming season. 2020-09-2021 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastOver/Unders La Liga '20/21 Part 1Join your dealers at the El Clasico Casino operating in international waters as Mark and Payton set lines for each other's teams for the upcoming La Liga season. Listen to Mark's struggles with betting against his own players (12:21), and Payton's tortured decision on whether to bet against Barca's young phenoms (40:20). 2020-09-2054 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastMessi Waves White FlagMark and Payton discuss Messi's lengthy interview with Goal and break down what it means for Barcelona, Messi, and Bartomeu. Also, the boys discuss confirmed and rumored transfers for both clubs as the start of the La Liga season quickly approaches. 2020-09-0930 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastMessi, World's Most Expensive HostageMark and Payton dive into the ongoing fiasco that is Barcelona's handling of Messi's transfer request. Also, Mark gives some updates on Real Madrid's return to training ahead of the La Liga start in less than a month. 2020-09-0138 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastVarane Sinks Madrid vs. City, Messi Masterclass vs. Napoli: Champs League ReviewMark and Payton dive into the long awaited return of the Champions League, including Man City's dominant stroll over Zidane's hapless Real Madrid, and Messi obliterating Gattuso's Napoli side. Also: the boys lament the Ray Hudson-less Champions League broadcasts, and how Ray would have called Messi's golazo instead. 1:45 - Real Madrid Game Review 4:45 - Varane and his Woes 29:35 - Barcelona Game Review 36:51 - Messi’s Goal 57:25 - Looking Forward to Friday 2020-08-101h 02El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastLa Liga Season Awards: Part 2Join your intrepid hosts for Part 2 of the La Liga season awards as Mark and Payton dive into the best and worst players this season. Also: updates on Real Madrid's positive COVID tests, and the boys share their goals of the season for each of their teams. 2020-07-291h 24El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastLa Liga Season Awards: Part 1Join your suddenly soccer-starved hosts as they delve into their individual player awards for the 2019-2020 La Liga season. Mark and Payton take a deep dive into some advanced stats to give overall ratings to their top and bottom performers for Real Madrid and Barcelona this season. 2020-07-281h 17El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastMadrid Tops Alaves, Ter Stegen Saves BarcelonaMark and Payton delve into the latest close scraps for their historic teams, as Real Madrid played out a thrilling, end to end 2-0 win over Alaves, and Barcelona hang onto dear life in their 1-0 win over Real Valladolid. Also: Mark pontificates on what Lucas Vazquez's secret to success is, and previews Real Madrid's upcoming game on Monday against Granada. 2020-07-1351 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastMadrid Marches On/Barcelona Crush VillarealMark and Payton journey through the latest exciting chapter as Real Madrid continue to get important results with a narrow 1-0 win at San Mames, and Barcelona actually look like a team for a change as they wipe the floor against Villareal 4-1. Also: previews of the rest of the games on the La Liga calendar, and where Real Madrid might slip up. 2020-07-071h 05El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastMessi is Mad, Madrid-Getafe ReviewThe boys discuss the latest twists and turns in the La Liga title race, including an apoplectic Leo Messi, an ice cold Sergio Ramos, and some very rough defending by Madrid's latest opponent, Getafe. Also: Mark and Payton look ahead to Sunday's games, where Madrid face Athletic Bilbao and Barcelona take on red-hot Villareal. 2020-07-0447 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastAspas Attacks/Benz's French Painting, Barca-Athleti PreviewMark and Payton analyze Barcelona's unfortunate 2-2 draw to Celta Vigo that surrenders the outright lead of La Liga to Real Madrid for the first time in over three months. Mark waxes poetic about Benzema's latest heroics as he secures all three points for Real Madrid. Also: Payton discusses the thin ice Quique Setien is on at Barcelona, and the player revolt he may have on his hands. The boys also preview Barcelona's biggest match of the restart. 2020-06-301h 01El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastLa Liga: Round 28 Recap, Round 29 PreviewMark and Payton gawk at Messi's masterclass in Barcelona's 4-0 win over an overmatched Mallorca side (1:30) before delving into Real Madrid's Jekyll and Hyde act in a 3-1 stroll over Eibar (15:34). The boys also get into their proposed lineups and predictions for Real-Valencia and Barcelona-Leganes. 2020-06-1656 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastLa Liga is Back! Week 28 Preview ShowLa Liga is Back! Mark and Payton discuss their respective teams' week 28 matchups, Barcelona at Mallorca (17:58) and Real Madrid hosting Eibar (33:27). The boys also discuss who they'd like to see their teams line up, and other breaking news. 2020-06-1256 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastPlace Your Bets!Mark and Payton set over/unders for each other's teams and players, and place bets on their own teams for the rest of the season (13:01). They also go over some breaking news (2:53) and Payton tries to guess who has the best Goals + Assists per 90' rates on both squads (1:17:42). 2020-05-221h 30El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEl Pandemico PodcasticoHey there from the end of the world! Mark and Payton quickly recap last week's probably meaningless fixtures amidst the suspension of La Liga. Your hosts nevertheless dive into Barcelona's 1-0 triumph over Real Sociedad to retake the league lead, and Real Madrid's unbelievably poor 2-1 loss to Real Betis. The boys also discuss pandemic preparedness, and a reminder to get your canned meats. Also, conspiracy theories abound. Are Zinedine Zidane and Lucas Vazquez secret lovers? Did Marcelo cause the coronavirus? We have all of the answers, and they are all made up.2020-03-1441 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEl Clásico Recapico Numero DosThe boys recap all things El Clasico as they delve into the lineup decisions, performances, and storylines that led to Real's massive 2-0 win at the Bernabeu that takes them back on top of the league. Mark and Payton also break down what they were each surprised by in a game filled with standout performances, both good and bad. 2020-03-0848 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEl Clásico Pod Especial Número Dos!Join your friendly hosts for a deep dive on the greatest rivalry in sports! Mark and Payton break down where each team stand going into the biggest game of the season. The boys also break down Real's 2-1 champions league loss to Man City, and what Real's stark reversal in form means for the big game. Also: Mark shares the time Mbappe met Zidane as a kid, and what that might mean for next year.2020-02-291h 05El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastOutrunning the BullsMark and Payton delve into the latest thrilling round of La Liga action. Once again, Mark questions Zidane's odd but ultimately successful team selection in their 4-1 win over Osasuna in Pamplona. Payton gives Messi credit for assisting his side through a nervy 3-2 win in Quique Setien's return to his old club, Real Betis. The boys also get into a bit of transfer speculation over recent reports that Los Blancos plan to table a substantial bid for a certain French star. 2020-02-1253 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastA Messi SituationMark and Payton recap the ongoing train wreck that is Barcelona's front office after Messi and Sporting Director Eric Abidal's very public spat over the firing of Ernesto Valverde. The boys also discuss the future of Barcelona's President Josep Maria Bartomeu after a disastrous winter window. 2020-02-0629 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastVini, Vini, VictoryMark and Payton discuss Real's long-overdue 1-0 La Liga derby triumph over rival Athleti, with a yet another brilliant cameo by the 19 year old Brazilian wonder. Payton wonders where Messi left his shooting boots in another profligate display in Barcelona's narrow 2-1 win over Levante. The boys also pontificate on the decline of VAR after a largely successful first season in La Liga, and look ahead to next week's matchups. 2020-02-041h 04El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEl Clásico Número Uno! Pod EspecialThe boys get all cranked up for the first, belated el clasico of the year. Mark and Payton then share some surprising historical tidbits about the nearly 100-year-old rivalry, before picking apart their sides' recent away draws to Valencia and Real Sociedad that leaves Barca and Real both locked on 35 points heading into the biggest game of the year.2019-12-1847 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastThe Ballon D'Oriest of All TimeMark and Payton cheer for La Pulga's latest Ballon D'Or, and wonder whether the soccer masses will finally dub him the GOAT. The boys also dive into Real and Barca's latest La Liga and Champions League fixtures, including Real's dramatic and ultimately disappointing 2-2 draw against PSG. Also, our hosts hit the Therapy Couch to reveal their deepest insecurities about their teams. 2019-12-031h 12El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastMessi's Manchester VacationMark and Payton reflect on Barcelona and Real Madrid's recent wins that leave them both tied for top of the table after 12 rounds. The boys also breakdown the coaches' philosophies that have their teams headed in very different directions. Also - Mark channels the spirit of Eden Hazard, and Payton does the same with Lionel Messi to answer important questions about the stars' recent form. 2019-11-191h 02El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastPanenkapaloozaMark and Payton duke it out over whose coach is worse after both Barcelona and Real Madrid slump to disappointing results once again, and place bets on whose coach will be fired first. The boys also discuss the surprising Ramos penalty decision, and the strange arcs that both teams are taking off to in a highly strange start to the season for both clubs. 2019-11-091h 00El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastNo Clasico PodcasticoThe boys whine about the postponement of the first el clasico of the season, and explain why the current political situation in Spain ruined both of their team's chances for an early start on bragging rights for the season. Payton revels in Barca's 3-0 win over Eibar, and cautions against any further optimism after his team narrowly escaped dropping points again in Champions League after their 2-1 win over Slavia Praha. Mark wonders if he will ever get to relax even when Real Madrid win this season after they squeaked by a vastly inferior opponent yet again with their...2019-10-3050 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastQuarter Season Awards SpecialMark and Payton dissect and catch you up on the first 8 La Liga games and the first half of Champions League Group action. They also give out their team awards for Best Player, Best Goal, Best Pass, Most Surprising Player, Most Disappointing Player, and grade Barcelona and Real Madrid's season performances overall so far. If you haven't had a chance to watch either team yet, listen to this episode! We've done the work for you as we make our judgement on every result so far this year. The boys also preview a tough upcoming run of fixtures f...2019-10-151h 12El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastSecret Agent Lucas VazquezMark and Payton review a crazy compressed run of fixtures, with Barcelona and Real Madrid playing a combined 6 games in just over a week. Payton celebrates Barcelona's newfound confidence in their three game winning streak, in 2-1, 2-0, and 2-1 wins over Villareal, Getafe, and Inter respectively. Mark pillories Zidane's questionable lineup choices after Real Madrid's disastrous 2-2 draw with Club Brugge, which leaves them last in their Champions League group. The boys also discuss some of their favorite goals of the past week and wonder where Suarez got his newfound nose for goal. Also Mark shares his outlandish...2019-10-061h 02El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastLa Liga BluesMark and Payton whine about Real and Barca's poor starts to their La Liga seasons, and yell about what their respective team's problems are. Mark also celebrates the first appearance of his team's blockbuster summer signing, and what it might mean for Real's season moving forward. Finally, the boys preview Barcelona-Dortmund and Real-PSG in the Champions League group stage. 2019-09-1937 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastThe Incredible GriezmannMark and Payton celebrate Antoine Griezmann's breakout game in Barcelona's 5-2 win over Real Betis. Mark laments Real's already disintegrating title chase as his team stumbles to an exciting but ultimately damaging 1-1 draw against bottom feeder Real Valladolid. The boys then discuss long-mooted transfers of Eriksen and Neymar to their respective teams and look ahead to the first round of the Champions League. 2019-08-3053 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastThe Neymar ChroniclesMark and Payton discuss the slow moving disaster of Neymar probably joining one of their two teams in the upcoming months. Both wonder why he is necessary for either team, and analyze the lineup impact his arrival will cause. The boys also offer their predictions for the upcoming La Liga season, and their #1 goals for their respective teams this year. 2019-08-1348 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastOh Bale, Oh BaleMark and Payton discuss the ongoing transfer sagas, including the latest news on Gareth Bale, Paul Pogba, and Neymar. The boys also get fired up about how elite players are played out of their best position, and offer their thoughts on which Real Madrid players would be the most fun to hang out with. 2019-08-0347 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEpisode 7 - May 9th, 2019Mark and Payton discuss the colossal defeat Barcelona suffer at the hands of Liverpool in the second leg of the Champions League Semi-Finals. Also, Real Madrid's wretched state of affairs, transfer rumors, and more. 2019-05-301h 05El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEpisode 4 - March 17, 2019Mark and Payton discuss the near opportunity of Mourinho returning to Real, and Mark reveals how unbelievably relieved he is that Zidane has returned. Mark discusses the 2-0 win in Zidane's return over Celta Vigo. Also mentioned is Zidane's playing of his old favorites - Navas, Marcelo, Isco, and Bale's immediate return to the lineup after Santiago Solari's firing. The boys also discuss why Real are struggling so much this year against relegation-threatened teams. 2019-05-3046 minEl Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcastEpisode 6 - April 18, 2019Mark and Payton discuss the Barcelona's victory over Manchester United in the Champions League Quarterfinals and make predictions for the upcoming leg against Liverpool. Mark decides which players Real Madrid needs to sell or keep to deliver them from their current state of wretchedness. 2019-05-301h 05