Shows
Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark chews up paper to help yellow jackets make a nest Rob trains the yellow jackets Mark's been helping to attack Mark's scrotum.......it really hurt.
2025-10-061h 33Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark tangles Rob's kite in a tree, Rob smacks Mark in the junk with a crowbarMark runs screaming because Rob is smacking him in the nuts with a crowbar. Mark might've wrapped Rob's kite in a tree on purpose.
2025-06-041h 10Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark ties Rob's stick art to his jeeps bumper and destroys it. Rob lights Mark's ass hair on fireMark's ass hairs mysteriously catch fire after destroys Rob's stick figure art.
2025-04-211h 29Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark is a bullshit magnet, more of his barrage of shit. Rob has some comments on current events, mark has some odd facts plus more Rob has commentary on news articles and Mark has more bullshit that was dumped on him.
2025-03-191h 25Two Douchebags and a Microphonediscussion on the sad state of modern corporate radio, mark is injured again plus odd stories comical bits. discussion on the state of modern corporate radio, mark is injured again plus odd stories and comical pieces.
2025-03-181h 23Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob puts icy hot on mark's ass crackmark screams in pain after Rob puts icy hot on his ass crack
2025-02-261h 32Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark is confuesed by the drive thru speaker, rob thinks it's a living creatureRob and Mark run off, not understanding the drive thru speaker wasn't a ghost speaking to them.
2025-02-241h 21Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob asses up mark's pudding popMark tapes raw liver to Robs forehead after he was drugged.
2025-02-221h 27Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark buys a sack of limbs for 4.99Rob gets Mark to buy a sack of tree limbs for 4.99
2025-02-181h 30Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark and Rob save pencils for funmark is so happy over his and Rob's pencil collection
2025-02-031h 26Two Douchebags and a Microphonetopher and mark cover the NFL like butter on a steaming hot biscuitTopher and Mark cover the NFL like butter on a steaming hot biscuit
2025-01-301h 38Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark n rob start to wonder if the box of air they bought might be a hoaxRob n mark love their new box of air
2025-01-291h 082025-01-281h 37Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark tips a jug of piss over and it hits Rob in the mouthRob pisses on Mark when he's sleeping
2025-01-231h 28Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob times Mark's new speech to earthworms Rob tries to train earthworms to attack mark
2025-01-201h 31Two Douchebags and a Microphonesports Bastards solocast by Mark. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISKsports Bastards solocast by MARK...ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
2025-01-1657 minTwo Douchebags and a MicrophoneTopher and Mark go over the wild card playoff games and look ahead to the divisional gamesTopher and Mark go over the wildcard results and go over the divisional games
2025-01-161h 50Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark bops rob on the nose with a sharp pencilRob bops Mark on the nose with a sharp pencil
2025-01-151h 35Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob finds a bag of hammers; he dropped them on Mark's footMark's foot was smashed by a bag of hammers
2025-01-091h 52Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob learns how to count to zero, mark's still trying. Rob learns how to count to zero, Mark is still trying.
2025-01-071h 04Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark and /rob are back reeking havoc on your earholeswatch out earholes Mark n Rob are back!
2025-01-061h 14Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark sends Rob a block of poison ivy, he loves it. Mark n rob itch like crazy and cannot figure out why.
2024-12-251h 37Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneTopher and Mark talk musicTopher and Mark examine music and music stories to boot.
2024-12-201h 36Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob and Mark put on fake bat wings and fall from a tree trying to flyMark and Rob visit the emergency room with weird ass bat wings on
2024-12-181h 262024-12-141h 02Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob n Mark climb a tree and have to rescued by the fire departmentMark n Rob get rescued from a tree they both climbed for no apparent reason.
2024-12-041h 29Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneTopher and mark look for a bag of orangesTopher and mark never found a bag of oranges
2024-12-032h 05Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark and Rob try to train snails to danceMark and rob try to train snails to talk
2024-11-271h 29Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob and Mark have their hand puppets catch on fire Mark and Rob's hand puppets catch fire and burn them both.
2024-11-131h 442024-11-061h 28Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark and rob are mistaking as sheepMark and rob are mistaking as Sheep, A rancher tried to shave their pelts.
2024-10-311h 082024-09-121h 07Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneFirst of new line up......me! "Mark"First of new line up....me! "Mark"
2024-09-111h 07Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark and Rob sell bags of dirtRob and Mark get kicked out of the farmers market
2024-09-051h 23Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneTOPHER N MARK PREDICTIONS FOR NFC NORTH AND SOUTHTOPHER AND MARK PREDICTIONS FOR NFC NORTH AND SOUTH
2024-09-021h 06Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneTopher and Mark examine and predict the AFC EASTTopher and Mark make their season predictions for the AFC EAST
2024-08-2926 minTwo Douchebags and a Microphonemark has silly putty but it is too warm and stuck on his facemark looks odd with silly putty stuck to his face.
2024-08-181h 23Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark has a homemade mouse trap, it snaps on his nosemark's nose bandage looks funny
2024-08-111h 15Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMARK SLOBBERS ALL OVER THE MIC AND SHORTS IT OUTMARK RUINS HIS MIC BY SLOBBERING ON IT.
2024-08-041h 10Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark ignites Rob's nose hairs as a jokeRob has flaming nose hairs thanks to Mark's lighter
2024-08-021h 14Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMARK TRIES BREAK DANCING, BROKE IS A GOOD DISCRIPTIONBREAK DANCING LOOKS ODD WHEN MARK DOES IT
2024-07-071h 18Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMARK SMELLS A STRANGE ODOR ON HIS FINGERMARK BLAMES ROB FOR THE STRANGE ODOR ON HIS FINGER
2024-07-051h 272024-06-141h 192024-06-091h 322024-05-301h 152024-05-271h 19Two Douchebags and a Microphonerob throws a boulder on mark's pet ant farmmark's pet ant farm is desrtoyed
2024-05-211h 162024-05-111h 19Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark paddles rob when he is nappingMark runs away from rob after he gets mysteriously paddled when napping.
2024-05-041h 102024-04-251h 21Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark trips on a piece of chewing gumrob pushes mark and mark thinks he tripped
2024-04-191h 18Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark eats a bag of seaweed he vomits on robrob hits mark in the face with his own vomit
2024-04-141h 252024-04-071h 14Two Douchebags and a Microphonerob sings Whitney Houston, Mark pings him with marble.Rob hit mark with a hot iron to the face.
2024-04-0549 minTwo Douchebags and a Microphonemark learns nude tapdancing, rob pulls his eye balls outmark learns nude tap dancing rob pulls his eye balls out
2024-03-151h 12Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark and rob try to sell amway, mark and rob get hit in the face numerous timesMark n rob try to sell amway but people tried to light them on fire
2024-03-121h 132024-03-111h 09Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark n rob run in to a pond with a scootermark n rob run in to a pond with a scooter
2024-03-051h 13Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark throws darts at rob, he tries tries to hit his faceRob throws darts at mark, he tries to hit his face
2024-03-021h 07Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob and Mark lose control of a moped, Rob loses his right arm and penis in the wreckRob and Mark lose control of a moped, Rob loses his right arm and penis in the wreck
2024-02-2653 minTwo Douchebags and a Microphonemark and rob vomit for 3 hours after eating live wormsmark n rob vomit for 3 hours after eating live worms
2024-02-231h 172024-02-221h 162024-02-2052 minTwo Douchebags and a Microphonerob n mark get lost in the woods. no one looks for themrob n mark get lost on a nature trail, no one looks for them even after firing a flare gun.
2024-02-191h 09Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark n Rob try season 6 out, it still sucks.mark n rob are on season 6, it still sucks.
2024-02-141h 13Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark n rob try to order a pizza, they failmark screams in rob's ear while rob is sleeping. rob gets up hits mark with a cue ball. real funny
2024-02-011h 18Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark makes a sock puppet and terrorizes rob's balls with it.mark makes a sock puppet and terrorizes rob's balls with it.
2024-01-311h 08Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark n rob stick twigs in their nosemark n rob stick twigs in their nose
2024-01-311h 14Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneK.C zoo catches mark n rob and cages themmark n rob are in cages at the KC zoo
2024-01-291h 08Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark smokes leaves from his dwarf palm tree, he thinks he is in the tropics nowMark smokes leaves from his dwarf palm tree, he thinks he is in the tropics.
2024-01-251h 08Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark learns sign language, mark gets hit with a shovel by a deaf person.Mark learns sign language, mark gets hit on the head with a shovel by a deaf person
2024-01-231h 07Two Douchebags and a Microphonerob puts a bucket on his head because he liked the echo, Mark did toorob hangs his underware out side so mark lights them on fire
2024-01-191h 14Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark and Rob still can't figure out an ice makermark throws ice at Rob, it hits him and leaves a mark on his temple.
2024-01-181h 04Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark and Rob disappear and we are fine with thatmark and Rob are found......too bad
2024-01-171h 11Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob takes a snowball and freezes it, he missed Mark and hit a old lady. She dies. Rob takes a snowball and freezes it. he missed Mark and hit a old lady. she dies.
2024-01-161h 05Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark eats a jar of very hot peppers, he shits pure fire at RobMark eats a jar of very hot peppers, He shits fire at Rob
2024-01-131h 08Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark finds his old micky mouse ears hat, Rob makes fun of it. Mark sets rob on fire. Rob survives.Mark finds his old mickey mouse ears hat, Rob makes fun of it, Mark sets Rob on fire, Rob survives.
2024-01-121h 04Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark takes a dump on the jungle gym, rob steps in it, Mark claims it was giraffe shit, rob doesn't believe him but can't disprove itmark takes a dump on the jungle gym, rob steps in it, mark claims it's giraffe shit, rob doesn't believe him but can't disprove him.
2024-01-101h 08Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark starts out for world record for baton twirling, rob bites mark's and the baton hits them .....both they're at the ERMark starts on a world record for baton twirling, rob bites marks ankle and the baton hits them- they're at the ER.
2024-01-081h 07Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob finds a toaster in the middle of the road, rob throws it at mark, mark ducks and the toaster hits an unmarked cop carRob finds a toaster in the road, rob throws it at mark, mark ducks and the toaster hits an unmarked cop car.
2024-01-061h 05Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob starts a new collection of gravel, mark kicks rob's prized gravel statue, Mark runs away with Rob right behind him! Rob starts a new collection of gravel, mark kicks rob's prized gravel statue, Mark runs off with rob on his tail.
2024-01-041h 05Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark thinks a ping pong paddle is trying to communicate with him, Rob wins a stare off with an ostrich. Mark thinks a ping pong paddle is trying to communicate with him. Rob wins a stare off with an ostrich.
2024-01-021h 10Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark and rob put on clown noses and scream at people close upmark and rob put on clown noses and scream at people close up
2024-01-011h 06Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark climbs the jungle gym and pisses on Rob, while mark is laughing rob lights marks genitals on fire.mark climbs the jungle gym just to piss on rob, rob lights marks genitals on fire.
2023-12-291h 08Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark ties a cowbell on his ballsack, rob sprays ghost pepper spray on marks exposed asshole. mark ties a cowbell on his ballsack, rob sprays ghost pepper spray on marks exposed asshole.
2023-12-281h 07Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark tears up Robs snow fort, Rob in a fit of rage bites mark's nose off, fun times. mark tears up rob's snow fort, rob in a fit of rage bites off mark's nose. good times
2023-12-271h 04Two Douchebags and a Microphonerob smacks mark in the nuts with a ping pong paddle. mark screams and cries rob smacks mark in the nuts with a ping pong paddle, mark screams and cries
2023-12-2456 minTwo Douchebags and a Microphonemark bites rob's ass cheek then Rob kicks mark in the nuts. mark bites rob's ass cheek then Rob kicks mark in the nuts
2023-12-221h 07Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark n rob have very loud gas in a movie theater, a large man slaps the shit out of them, they cry.mark n rob have very loud gas in a movie theater, a large man slaps the shit out of them, they both cry for hours.
2023-12-201h 08Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark get rob out of jail, mark shits himself on the way home, rob vomits on markmark shits himself while bailing rob out of jail, rob vomits on mark.
2023-12-181h 06Two Douchebags and a Microphonethings overheard in hell, deep thoughts with mark, crazy stories and funthings overheard in hell, deep thoughts with mark, crazy stories and fun.
2023-12-081h 09Two Douchebags and a Microphoneanother crazy mark story, brand new skits and plenty of gas and funcrazy mark story, webster word of the year, crazy banter and brand new skits
2023-11-301h 07Two Douchebags and a Microphoneanother crazy mark story, comedy bits and plenty of funanother crazy mark story, comedy bits and plenty of fun
2023-11-251h 07Two Douchebags and a Microphonethings overheard in hell, deep thoughts with mark, horrible ideas plus ass paddlingsthings overheard in hell, deep thoughts with mark, horrible ideas and invisible ass paddlings!
2023-11-181h 07Two Douchebags and a Microphonethings overheard in Hell, deep thoughts with Mark plus much more! things overheard in Hell, Deep thoughts with Mark, witty banter, crazy stories plus much more.
2023-11-031h 14Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark's melody list, Branson news flash, first ass whoopin' restaraunt tax? 1 Mark's melody list, 2. Branson news flash 3 first ass whoopin' 4 restaraunt tax? 5. Bud sell off 6 More horse deaths 7 hairy asshole olympics 8 Gen Z habits
2023-08-141h 04Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark's heavy song list, lake Ozark mishap, alternative insults plus much moreMark's heavy song list 2. Lake Ozark mishap 3 alternative insults 4. Subway name change promotion
2023-08-021h 03Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneGeezer Butler on 78 tour, Mark's top acoustical list, new cologne scents plus much moreGeezer Butler on 78 tour 2. Mark's top acoustical list 3. new cologne scents 5 asshole hair olympics stand off.
2023-07-281h 06Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark's vacay recap, eureka springs talk, rob's work, yuengling draft plus much more1 Mark's vacay recap. 2 Eureka Springs chat 3 2nd best Yuengling draft 4 Magic show trick? 5 Cresent Hotel ghosts 6 Appliance wars
2023-07-111h 06Two Douchebags and a Microphonesocial media trends, Kurt Cobain, Christopher's vacay, holloween candy, top costumes, top retro costumessegment 1 social media trends, segment 2 Kurt Cobain, segment 3 places you should never have to pay to park, segment 4 medical system discussion, segment 5 Christopher's vacay, segment 6 Christophers new guitar, segment 7 Halloween candy, segment 8 Top costumes, segment 9 top retro costumes
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