Shows
Marty and Michael Fully ActualWe Eat 10 Year Old ChipsThis week on the podcast the boys get some special surprises in the P.O Box
Michael shows off his knowledge of structures in this week’s Trauma Trivia.
Matt isn’t phased by this week on Fussy Little Boys.
Darren gets trapped in a toilet on this week’s prank call.
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Shit talk: 00:00 - 3:40
Bong Break: 3:40 - 3:56
Shit Talk Cont.: 3:57 - 21:56
Bong Break: 21:57 - 22:12
Trauma Trivia: 22:13 - 40:53
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Marty and Michael Fully Actual200 Mars Bar Challenge (Season 07 Episode 23)This week on the podcast Matt eats 200 Mars Bars.
Special needs gets the bots showing off their rizz.
Tinder adventures gives the boys tips to pick up.
We try to return some stolen items to K-Mart on this week’s prank call.
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Shit talk: 00:00 - 03:52
Phone Interview: 03:53 - 21:55
Shit talk: 21:55 - 32:45
Bong Break: 32:45 - 33:01
Shit Talk Cont.: 33:01- 41:27
Tinder Adventures: 41:28 - 51:10
Shit Talk Cont.: 51:11 - 01...2025-07-211h 35Marty and Michael Fully ActualTwo Cowards Eat Lamb's TongueThis week on the podcast Matt takes on an extreme challenge.
Special needs takes a step back in time to revisit a classic.
This week on Fussy Little Boys Matt & Michael prove once again how fussy they really are
The boys get one step closer to the making Cooper Cackle.
Henton needs someone to come clean his filthy car on this week’s prank call.
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Shit talk: 00:00 - 14:02
Bong Brea...2025-07-071h 14Marty and Michael Fully ActualOur Worst Bender InjuriesThis week on the podcast we discuss our worst injuries whilst on a bender.
Special Needs gets the boys ready for new life of acting.
Trauma Trivia is back again.
Henton tries to get a job as a landscaper on this week’s prank call.
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Shit talk: 00:00 - 18:47
Bong Break: 18:48- 21:16
Michael’s Special Needs: 21:16 - 32:39
Trauma Trivia: 32:40 - 48:42
Bong Break: 48:43 - 48:58
Tinder Adventures: 48:59 - 01:03:26
Pran...2025-06-301h 12Marty and Michael Fully ActualWe Used To Be CriminalsThis week on the podcast we discuss the worst things we’ve done while drinking.
Matt’s Insane Segment goes off!
We lie to Greg.
Fussy Little Boys gets fishy.
The boys call a chemist for some medical advice on this week’s prank call.
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Shit talk: 00:00 - 03:05
Lying To Our Friends: 03:06 - 06:38
Shit Talk Cont.: 06:39 - 20:35
Bong Break: 20:36 - 23:04
Lying To Our Friends...2025-06-231h 23Marty and Michael Fully ActualMatt’s New Segment Is Insane!?!This week on the podcast Matt starts his new crazy segment that keeps the boys guessing.
The Boys lie to some friends, strengthening a friendship and ruining an other.
The boys experience get really fussy on this week.
Darren tries to call in sick couple days in advance on this week’s prank call.
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Shit talk: 00:00 - 23:25
Bong Break: 23:26 - 23:40
Matt’s Insane New Segment: 23:41 - 27:24
Lying To Our Friends: 27:25 - 39...2025-06-161h 21Marty and Michael Fully ActualWe Drink Cow UrineThis week on the podcast we all have a taste of Cow Urine
The Boys celebrate Marty’s Birthday
Tinder Adventures lead to a prank call
Darren tries to continue a family tradition on this week’s prank call.
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Shit talk: 00:00 - 12:39
Bong Break: 12:40- 12:55
Shit Talk Cont.: 12:56 - 23:30
What Would You Rather: 23:31 - 30:51
Michael’s Special Needs: 30:52 - 37:55
Tinder Adventures: 37:56 - 50:45
Bong break: 50:46 - 51:01...2025-05-261h 14Marty and Michael Fully ActualHow Michael Nearly DiedThis week on the podcast we discuss Michael’s week in hospital.
Michael has a special need for the boys.
James has a delicious Bamboozled for everyone.
A great P.O Box leads to an even greater prank call.
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Shit talk: 0:00 - 39:53
Bong Break: 39:54- 40:08
Michael’s Special Needs: 40:09 - 50:25
Bamboozled: 50:25 - 01:04:36
Bong Break: 01:04:36 - 01:04:52
P.O. Box: 01:04:53 - 01:08:20
Prank Call: 01:08:20 - 01:19:24
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Marty and Michael Fully ActualTrying To Get A Job As A Male DancerThis week on the podcast we prank call a male dance agency. On Fussy Little Boys Matt and Michael get off easy.The boys try the best top give Michael his Special Needs.We see the beginning stages of Marty’s “Tinder Adventures” as a girl.--Shit talk: 0:00 - 17:58Bong Break: 17:59 - 18:13Michaels Special Needs: 18:14 - 23:53Fussy Little Boys: 23:54 - 40:36Tinder Adventures (GIRL ED): 40:37 - 46:33And Scene…...2025-03-311h 05
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Flashes Our Female Guest!Michael accidentally flashed our special guest!In this weeks “Bamboozled” One of the boys is about to get a seriously dark body-building spray tan.In Tinder Adventures, Maddi spills the tea about her horrific weekend.The boys bring back “And Scene" role-playing being trapped in an elevator, chaos ensues!And in this week's prank call we're trying to get our lawn mowed... but it's covered in poo--S**t Talk 0:00-1:57Bamboozled intro...2025-03-101h 04
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Has An Eating DisorderThis week on the podcast we prank call a woman about our passion for gardening. This week on Fussy Little Boys Matt and Michael Struggle.“Tinder Adventures” as a girl gets weird.And finally the boys get a second chance to make Cooper Cak..--Shit talk: 0:00 - 10:22Extreme What Would You Rather: 10:23 - 20:21Bong Break: 20:22 - 20:37Fussy Little Boys: 20:37 - 34:17Bong Break: 34:18 - 34:33Tinder Adventures (GIRL ED...2025-03-031h 07
Marty and Michael Fully ActualOur Most Extreme School StoriesThis week on the podcast we have a chill episode right before our hectic finale.We discuss some of our most extreme school stories.Michael makes us test our hand eye co-ordination during “Michael’s Special Needs”We learn a bit more about Brown during “Getting Down With The Brown”And for the prank call, Michael calls a Dominoes while getting abused by Marty.--S**t Talk 0:00 - 19:49Michael's Special Needs 19:50 - 25:13Bong...2024-11-041h 06
The Road to LaraconMarty FriedelMichael interviews Marty Friedel, Head Code Monkey at Mity Digital.Groundhog Day: The Musical - Seeing YouSpotifyApple MusicHybrid - I Won't Back DownSpotifyApple MusicNoah Reid - Simply the BestSpotifyApple MusicThe Road to LaraconSpotifyApple Music2024-11-0216 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualThe Boys Drink Br**st Milk!In "Fussy Little Boys" Matt and Michael have to drink a fans br**st milk!.The boys are tested on their "space" knowledge in this weeks "Trauma Trivia" with a horrific hand slap consequence.Michael makes everyone freestyle a poem in this weeks "Michael's Special Needs".In this weeks "Prank Call" Darren calls a tavern in a attempt to locate his missing ciggies.--S**t Talk: 0:00-14:00Michael’s Special Needs: 14:01-22:48B*ng Break: 22:49-2...2024-10-281h 03
Marty and Michael Fully ActualWe Catfish Someone From Tinder And Call ThemBuy tickets to our live show!https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/event/2500611CB1AA0F9E--On this weeks podcast we called a tinder girl and it got awkward.Michael makes everyone juggle so he can show off how good he is during "Michael's Special Needs"One of us gets our hand superglued to our leg during "Bamboozled"And we convince someone that he's getting sued during the prank call.--S**t...2024-10-211h 16
Marty and Michael Fully ActualFallout From The Wedding We Crashed!In this weeks “Fussy Little Boys” Matt and Michael encounter their toughest challenge yet… Eating normal food.In this weeks “Trauma Trivia” We are tested on our car knowledge with a painful ping pong ball slingshot consequence.In this weeks “Tinder Adventures” We tell one of our love interests about our unfortunate camping trip.--S**t Talk: 0:00-18:00Sponsors: 18:01-20:23Michael’s Special Request: 20:24-27:14B*ng Break: 27:15-27:30Trauma Trivia: 27:31-40:30Fussy Little Boys: 40:31-56:4...2024-10-141h 27
Marty and Michael Fully ActualOne Of Us Gets Zapped With A Cow TaserBuy tickets to our live show!https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/event/2500611CB1AA0F9EThis week on the podcast, one of us gets zapped by a cow prodder during BamboozledJames nearly vomits during the “Michael’s Special Needs” segment.Marty tries to teach a lady about stranger danger during the tinder segment.And for the prank call, Marty calls up a man who might’ve gotten too friendly with a dog.--S...2024-10-071h 13
Marty and Michael Fully ActualTinder Girl Needs A Restraining Order From UsIn this week's “Fussy Little Boys,” the boys have to eat “Tripe” (the inner lining of a cow's stomach).In this week's “Trauma Trivia,” the boys are tested on their knowledge of the Olympics.In this week's “Prank Call,” Marty calls a fan acting like the ATO, demanding he receives his money.--S**t Talk: 0:00-20:38Sponsors: 20:39-23:07B*ng Break: 23:08-23:24Michael’s Special Needs: 23:25-30:55Trauma Trivia: 30:56-38:54Fussy Little Boys: 38:55-52:13B*ng Break: 5...2024-09-301h 18
Marty and Michael Fully ActualWe Confront Drunken VandalBuy tickets to our live show!https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/event/2500611CB1AA0F9E--This week on the podcast we confront a man about his drunken suburban vandalism during the prank call.Michael tries to get everyone to s**t during his special needs.One of the boys skulls hot sauce for “Bamboozled”And for this weeks “Tinder Adventures” Marty has a strange 3rd person conversation with one of the many matches.--S...2024-09-231h 10
Marty and Michael Fully ActualOne Of Get’s A Poisonous Toad Down Our Shirt!Buy tickets to our live show!https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/event/2500611CB1AA0F9E--This week on the podcast, one of us has to put a toad down our shirt during "Bamboozled"We talk about our upcoming podcast live show during "S**t Talk."We lye to Lacci's dad about Lacci having an accident during the "Lying Segment"Marty tries to convince a girl to help him get into the Guinness Book of World Records...2024-09-091h 13
Marty and Michael Fully ActualWe Confront Grandfather About Sickening AddictionIn this week's “Fussy Little Boys,” the boys have to eat a pig's tongue. In this week's “Trauma Trivia,” the boys have to show their knowledge on starwars. In this week's “Tinder Adventures,” we pick up where we left off about our boss’s unsettling behaviour.--S**t Talk: 0:00-11:31Sponsors: 11:32-18:10 Michael’s Special Needs: 18:11-20:40B*ng Break: 20:41-20:58Michael’s Special Needs (AGAIN): 20:59-24:40Trauma Trivia: 24:41-42:35B*ng Break: 42:36-42:52Calling Fan...2024-09-021h 29
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Gets Into a Fight With Dricus Du Plessis’ Sparring Partner!This week on the podcast, we talk about our wild time with Dricus Du Plessis in Perth where Michael fought his sparring partner.Matt and Michael debate over if girls should get mandatory enhancements during the "Great Debate".We call multiple tinder girls during the "Tinder Adventures"Matt lets a fan know that they have a child they never knew about during "Brown's Breaking News"And for the prank call Arnold Fine tells a company that they hit his...2024-08-261h 29
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMarty Makes The Boys Sick!The boys cannot bring themselves to eat Marty’s food without gagging! The boys have to face a metal spoon hit to the leg in this week’s “Trauma Trivia.” In this week’s “Getting Down With Brown” Matt tells us who his hero is that he aspires to become. In this week's “Prank Call,” we ask hotels to “do a s**t” in our room.--We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're jok...2024-08-051h 08
Marty and Michael Fully ActualWe Get Threatened During Prank Call!This week on the podcast a fan submission prank call gets a bit hectic.We unbox our Youtube plaques.One of us receives the hand of doom during bamboozled.We debate one of Matt’s favourite topics “should people and animals mate” during the great debate.And Marty leaves some of the tinder girls speechless during the tinder adventures.--S**t Talk 0:00 - 30:20Sponsors/S**t Talk Continued 30:21 - 40:09Bong Break...2024-07-291h 23
Marty and Michael Fully ActualHorrific Secret Exposed During Prank CallThis week on the podcast, a horrific secret is exposed during the prank call.The boys attempt to eat chicken feet during “Fussy Little Boys” “Trauma Trivia” leaves Marty with his craziest bruise yet.Brown panics during his big moment on “Brown’s Breaking News”And we get sent a bunch of kinder chocolate during the “P.O Box” segment.--S**t Talk 0:00 - 17:09Sponsors 17:10 - 22:41Bong Break 22:42 - 22:56Trauma Trivia 22...2024-07-221h 35
Marty and Michael Fully ActualTinder Girl Helps Us Stage Our Death!Today on the podcast we convince a tinder girl to help us stage our death.Marty and Michael have to face a clothes hanger during "Trauma Trivia"The boys try lamb brain during "Fussy little boys"We introduce a new segment "Brown's Breaking News" were Matt sets up a date between two fans.And for the prank call, Darren calls a m*th treatment lab to see if they can help him with a problem.--2024-07-081h 05
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Gets Sick From Eating German Food From Marty’s ChildhoodMichael struggles when he has to eat food from Marty’s childhood.In “The Great Debate,” the boys have to debate on the topic “Are women good drivers?”In “Getting Down With Brown,” Matt opens up about his biggest pet peeves when he’s in a relationship.In “Matt’s Dream Diary,” Matt tells us about an incident that happened between his parents when he was a little brown boy.In this week's “Prank Call,” Intoxicated Ronda tries to rent a piece of land for h...2024-06-031h 22
RipplesWe don't need roads with Marty FriedelGreg and Michael are joined by Marty Friedel to discuss speaking at conferences and overcoming shyness.2024-05-1544 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualJulian Is Going To JailOn this weeks podcast we find out Julian might be going to jail.We learn about how Matt’s parents got divorced during “Getting Down With Brown”.We hear one of Bailey’s crazy bender stories during “Ring In With Your Rings”Matt and Michael try beef liver during “Fussy Little Boys”And Marty calls up someone as the Brisbane City Council to shut up their barking dog.--S**t Talk 0:00 - 10:13Sponsors 10:14...2024-04-151h 42
Marty and Michael Fully ActualForcing A Fan To Break Up With His GirlfriendThis week on the podcast we force a fan to break up with his girlfriend.For "Trauma Trivia" Matt tests Marty and Michaels knowledge of dead celebrities.Matt and Michael both try a blood sausage for fussy little boys.And for this weeks prank call Marty asks multiple store owners to take a s**t.--S**t Talk 0:00 - 8:36Sponsors 8:37 - 16:39Bong Break 16:40 - 16:55Trauma Trivia 16:56 - 32:01Fussy Little Boys 32:02 - 38:332024-04-011h 12
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Rages At OnlyFans GirlsThis week Michael and Matt have a heated debate about “Should girls have a OnlyFans?” In this week's “S**t Talk,” we get to hear about Matt’s birthday adventures. In this week's “Lying Segment,” we call our editor and get his hopes up, thinking he has the rest of the day off. In this week's “Matt’s Dream Diary,” we get to see into one of Matt’s twisted dreams, where he is visiting his therapist, "Grotch” In this week's "Bamboozled,” we either get a normal lolly...2024-03-251h 10
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMarty Goes TOO FAR on Michael During Pain Segment!Link To Perpetual Wellbeing:https://www.perpetualwellbeing.com.au/--On this weeks podcast, Marty goes too far during trauma trivia.We hear about Matt’s experience as a cockroach with a shocking twist during the dream diary segment.We all try boiled octopus for the “Fussy Little Boys” segmentWe ask a viewer to make there best Time Machine sound during “Ring In With Your Rings”And Darren hurts his hand in a public t...2024-03-181h 28
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Loses It At Fans GirlfriendOn this weeks episode Michael loses it at a fans girlfriend during Ring In With Your Rings.We learn about Matts birth during the dream diary segment.The boys attempt to eat oysters for "Fussy Little Boys"And Dakota demands that Brisbane City Council take action towards climate change during the prank call.--S**t Talk 0:00 - 14:37Sponsors 14:38 - 19:48Bong Break 19:49 - 20:08Matt's Dream Diary 20:09 - 30:14Fussy Little Boys 30:15 - 41:552024-03-041h 30
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Snaps And Hurts Marty!Michael snaps while playing this weeks new segment "Trauma Trivia".We introduce Matt's dream journal, a new segment where we discover all of Matt's deranged dreams.Matt and Michael attempt to eat blue cheese for another new segment "Fussy Little Boys"And for the prank call, Arnold fine calls a lady who's looking for her lost wheel.---S**t Talk 0:00 - 15:28Sponsors 15:29 - 24:52Bong Break 24:53 - 25:12Matt Brown's Dream Journal 25:13...2024-02-191h 19
Marty and Michael Fully ActualAre Men Better Than Women?We are back and better than ever! In this week's episode, we discuss our holidays and all the mishaps we experienced.This season, we are introducing a variety of new segments, including "The Great Debate," where Matt and Michael must debate against each other on a topic Marty chooses. This week's topic was a rough one! In this week's prank call, Darren is on a mission to find love at his local bottle shop.--Intro: 0:00-0:28S**t...2024-02-121h 09
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMatt Brown Feasts On Fans Toe NailsA fan sent in his toe nails, which Matt Brown decided to feast on.In this week's “Matt vs. Michael” the boys have to go head-to-head to see who knows the most celebrities with the names “Matt” and “Michael”, If Michael wins this week, he wins the special bottle.In this week’s “Prank Call,” Marty poses as Darren, who has filled his car up with petrol instead of diesel and is now blaming the petrol station for the mistake.This week we bring back the “screamin...2023-11-201h 09
Marty and Michael Fully ActualOur Wives On What It's Like To Be Married To UsMERCH IS NOW LIVE!:shopthebestclothing.com--This week on the podcast we have our wives on (Excluding Matt) where they explain what it's like to be married to us.Matt and Michael compete in concrete trivia for Matt vs Michael.Matt goes into extreme detail about his mother during the tinder adventures.And for the prank call, Darren furiously calls a fuel station after finding out he got unleaded in his diesel truck.--2023-11-131h 30
Marty and Michael Fully ActualThe Night We Can't RememberWe recount one night we can't remember.Michael gives Matt some insane what if scenarios.Matt reveals his strange way of listening to music during the tinder adventures.The boys get creative during this weeks Matt vs Michael.And Margaret makes a return for this weeks prank call.LINK TO LIVE SHOW TICKETS!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/marty-and-michael-fully-actual-live-show-18-tickets-700553653837?fbclid=IwAR2NOuKAKy_CoPEdnnZn1jOMfzfDfYeLzJ-Axh87G3CbBlllE_dRxsH07WU--2023-10-161h 31
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Throws A Mandarin At A Pregnant LadyIn this week's episode, Michael tells us about how he threw a mandarin at a pregnant lady earlier in the day.In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt reveals some very exciting relationship news.In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys go head-to-head to see if they are capable of solving primary school-level problems.In this week's "Prank Call," Darren calls a petrol station, claiming they ripped him off.--We understand that our podcasts are quite out there...2023-10-091h 16
Marty and Michael Fully ActualThe Worst Week Of Our LivesWe reminisce on our time with Bosley (Marty's Dog)We talk about Michael's crazy bux party.Matt gets gifted 1000 stickers.And Our tickets to the live show are now live! Come and grab them before they run out.LINK TO LIVE SHOW TICKETS!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/marty-an...--Live Show Tickets 0:00 - 0:54Remembering Bosley 0:55 - 13:08Bong Break 13:09 - 13:242023-10-0248 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMatt Brown Speaks To Love CoachIn this week's episode, we hire Matt a "love coach" to help guide him through his struggle to find love.In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys are faced with the task of who can drink the most water the quickest.In this week's "Matt’s Tinder Adventures," Matt is finding himself more and more frustrated while trying to find his perfect match.This week's prank call Darren calls a pharmacy, claiming their products are misleading; their reaction is hilarious....2023-09-251h 21
Marty and Michael Fully ActualScreaming For Help Prank CallWe prank a post office by screaming for help while on the phone to them.We announced the date for the podcast live show.Michael cheats during this weeks Matt vs Michael.Matt tell's a story about an embarrassing moment he had with his mumand Matt tries to profit off of one of his matches during the tinder adventures.--S**t Talk 0:00 - 9:56Prank Call 9:57 - 16:152023-09-111h 22
Marty and Michael Fully ActualTribute To BosleyThis week on the podcast we give our tribute to Bosley (Marty’s dog)We receive one of the creepiest things we’ve ever seen from the P.O box.This week’s Matt vs Michael tests the boys debating ability.On Matt’s tinder adventures, a previous match returns with some nasty things to say.We discuss grossing out our partners and sh*t stories.And for the prank call we get James to lie t...2023-08-211h 20
Marty and Michael Fully ActualScreaming Lady Disrupts RestaurantThis week on the podcast, Margaret makes a return for the prank call.Matt convinces a girl to do a dangerous act with him in the tinder segment.In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Marty tests the boys ability at making sounds.And we get something very disgusting in the P.O Box--Sh*t Talk 0:00 - 15:23Sponsors 15:24 - 23:31Bong Break 23:32 - 23:48Matt vs...2023-07-311h 06
Marty and Michael Fully ActualForgotten Bender StoriesIn this week's Tales from Bethlehem, we relive our old bender stories of Michael's past out moments.In this week's episode, Matt has injured his knee and may need surgery; he’s currently immobile in a wheelchair. It’s unfortunate but extremely funny. In this week's weekend stories, we get to hear about Matt’s lonely weekend, which he is extremely proud of as usual. In this week's Matt vs Michael, the boys go head-to-head in a beatboxing battle to figure out who is the better beatboxe...2023-07-241h 07
Marty and Michael Fully ActualBanned From Tinder (We're In Trouble)In this weeks episode Marty got some scary news while using Matts tinder account.Margaret makes a come back in this weeks prank call, where she complains about the neighbours dog to the city council.In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Marty tests the boys movie knowledge to see who is better at movie character impressions.In this weeks lying segment, we lye to Julian where he reveals how far he’d go for content.--...2023-07-171h 20
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMatt Eats Actual S***!In this week's "P.O. Box," we convince Matt to eat fossilised s*** that a fan sent us!.This week we have a very special surprise phone call for Matt from someone he hasn't spoken to in a very long time. Hearing their friendly voice makes Matt's crippling anxiety flare up. In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys are given the task of drawing a picture for Marty. Michael takes a very friendly approach, but Matt takes it a bit too far as usual. ...2023-07-101h 05Marty and Michael Fully ActualMatt Reveal's a Dark Family SecretMarty Goes through Matt’s black book where he discovers a dark family secret.In this week's prank call, Marty unveils a new character which leaves Michael in shock.In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Matt and Michael find out who’s better at recreating animal sounds.In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, Matt scares off another girl with his intense language.This week's Michael's movie review reveals his hatred for a beloved old film.2023-07-031h 36
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMatt and Michael have a fight Ft. CrackerMilkWe get CrackerMilk on the podcast to talk about what would happen if Connor died.In this week's sh*t talk, we find out that Matt is an avid Minecrafter. In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Matt and Michael have a full contact wrestle and everyone in the house comes in to bet on who will win. In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, Marty reveals too much about Matt to a girl - making Matt furious.This week's Mich...2023-06-191h 29
Marty and Michael Fully ActualJackson O'Doherty Opens Up About His America tripSpecial guest, Jackson O'Doherty, opens up about the crazy sh*t he did in America and the stories of being the MC to Marty's wedding. In this week's sh*t talk, we uncover the concerning weekend Matt Brown had… In this week's Matt vs. Michael, the boys have a challenging time figuring out who is better at geography. Who will win this insanely close game? In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, the girls are getting tired of Matt’s hard-to-get attitude, leaving Matt uncertain if he will ever...2023-06-121h 30
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMarty's Wild WeddingMarty got married! In Sh*t Talk, we talk about some of the mischief from the wedding and how Matt Brown started a fight. Matt Brown’s Little Black Book RETURNS! And it’s more messed up than ever. We open some special packages from the PO Box and Matt Brown eats the world’s hottest gummy bear!Matt Vs Michael reveals who is better at prank calls! Will Michael move further ahead or will the brown turtle continue to claw his way back?2023-06-051h 53
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Shocks Our Guest With Offensive Dance!Special Guest! Katrina "The Real W*g Wife Of Brisbane" talks her recent comedy show and upcoming movies.We gift the Brown a beautiful new chair... but he's refusing to accept it.We bring back Lie to Lacci! Will he fall for it? Or see through out sh*t?In Matt Vs Michael, accents are back! The boys must real an inappropriate sentence in a range of different accents. Will Michael continue to dominate? Or will Matt start to convince us that he doesn't...2023-05-291h 53
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMarty's Bucks Went To FarOn this episode we try to form coherent sentences while on a comedown from Marty’s crazy bucks party.We interview Jashan and get a “day in the life” as well as life growing up with Shammi.In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt explains to his matches the importance of giving women his eggs.In this week's "Website video review," we got Matt to watch one of our weirdest and grossest website videos: “Australia’s Got Talent”.And this week's...2023-05-221h 58
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMatt Finds His Perfect Tinder GirlAfter Matt's unfortunate losing streak in "Matt Vs Michael," Marty graciously gives Matt a upper hand by choosing a topic Matt is all too familiar with...In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt finally finds a perfect tinder match who understands Matt's deep, dark wants and needs and is willing to give Matt a chance. In this week's "Website video review," we got Matt to watch our most recent website video, "Pisstillery." In "Michael's Movie Review,", we get an insight into Michael's likes and di...2023-05-151h 33
Marty and Michael Fully ActualWho's The Best At Picking Up Chicks?James joins us live on the podcast!We bring back a fan favourite German Or Gibberish!We have a very special lady come on for Matt vs Michael, where they must see who’s the best at picking up chicks!Matt’s tinder adventures continues, will this be his lucky week?And, of course, the classics. Sh*t Talk, Question Time, Michael's Film Reviews and a Prank Call where Darren demands a refund for a movie...while watching it.2023-05-081h 43
Marty and Michael Fully ActualStore Manager Loses It On Prank Call!Special Guests: Maitland And Jess come on for a cheeky chat!Matt Vs Michael heats up even further as the boys try to out-spell each other. Will Michael move further ahead or will Matt begin to prove that he isn't a stupid dumb idiot? Matt's Tinder Adventures returns again as Marty writes an acrostic poem to a girl that makes Michael laugh so hard that he cries. We force The Brown to review our website videos starting with "You Laugh You Lose Part 2".And, of course, the classics. Sh*t Talk...2023-05-012h 01
Marty and Michael Fully ActualCriminal Calls Matt After Tinder Conversation!Marty and Michael take over Matt's Tinder account again for some more extremely hilarious tinder conversations. Will Matt get lucky this week?After last week's loss, Matt tries desperately to reclaim the title of the better brown. In Matt Vs Michael, the boys go head to head in a challenge that will test their fourth grade literacy skills.Marty brings on Dr Dan to discuss his health problemsAnd, our favourite Aussie bogan, Darren, calls up a cheese cake s...2023-04-241h 51
Marty and Michael Fully ActualWe Get Sent The World's Hottest Gummy - Instant Regret!'Matt's Tinder Adventures' is back! We revisit some saucy conversations from last week before chatting to a whole range of future Mrs Brown's. Matt's embarrassment and anger reaches an all time high as he hears Marty's bizarre seduction strategies. Matt Vs Michael reveals who is the better mathematician... Who will win? We have another Brown come on to challenge Matt's title as the very best Brown. Will Matt continue to win? Or will the guest Brown take home the $1,200?Matt's horoscope continues to reveal the true darkness that is Matt Brown. This week...2023-04-171h 19
Marty and Michael Fully ActualWe Take Over Matt's Tinder!We have an absolute cracker of a podcast for you legends with a NEW SEGMENT!Marty and Michael take over Matt's Tinder account and start trying to find him his Mrs Brown. The results are hilarious. Will we find the brown maiden of Matt's brown dreams?Another Brown tries to steal Matt's title as the very best Brown. Will they win the $1000? Or will Matt continue to be the best Brown in Brown Town?In Matt Vs Michael, the boys go head to head...2023-04-101h 38
Marty and Michael Fully ActualAn Update On Marty's HealthThis week, we met a little speed bump with Marty's health. Here is a little update for you all and we'll be back bigger and better than ever next week!--We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you...2023-04-0304 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualWe Strap Our Producer To The Roof Ft. LacciWe surprise Matt with his new chair that leaves him “Bouncing” with joy.Both Matt and Michael warm up their vocal cords for a sing off in this episode's Matt vs Michael.This weeks horoscopes expose Matt's truly horrific nightly routine...We welcome our favourite friend to deceive - Lacci live on the podcast!Michael's anger hits boiling point as he reviews Matt's weekly movie choice, "The Horse Soldiers".And, in this week's prank call Arnold Feine calls for help when he gets stuck in the bathroom with no toil...2023-03-271h 35
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMatt Snuck Into A Female Public Toilet!We welcome AFL football legend Jonathan Brown to compete on this weeks Who's The Better Brown which presents high stakes for Matt to try to beat an famous Brown!Matt and Michael have to perform another extremely uncomfortable task in the Matt vs Michael segment.This weeks horoscopes leaves Matt feeling ashamed of an action he is predicted to commit.This week's movie review leaves Michael infuriated with Matt once again and leaves Matt unsure on another film recommendation. I...2023-03-201h 24
Marty and Michael Fully ActualWe Try To Bring Our Pet Pig To The Movies!When Michael doesn't want to do something it 100% confirms that this week's Matt Vs Michael is by far the most awkward yet. Will Michael extend his lead? Or will Matt Brown continue to catch up?It's Matt's birthday! Come and celebrate with us as he turns 64.Matt is finally off the floor! We present him with a beautiful new chair for his birthday.In this week's prank call, Arnold Feine calls the movies demanding to bring his pet pig with him. The staff member's reaction is very funny.This week's horoscopes...2023-03-131h 34
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMatt's sister goes against Matt!We welcome Lauren Brown! (AKA Matt's sister) to compete on Who's The Better Brown. They reignite their childhood rivalry as they battle to establish who is the better Brown.Matt and Michael will have to perform a extremely uncomfortable and outrageous task in the Matt vs Michael segment. Will Michael go 4-0 up? Or will the Brown bounce back?In this weeks prank call, Darren rings up a pharmacy making a outrageous claim that his prescription isn't 'strong' enough and accuses them of cutting the substance. 2023-03-061h 25
Marty and Michael Fully ActualWe Surprised Matt Brown With His OnlyFans Crush AGAIN!Special guest! Isla O'Doherty surprises Matt Brown again to finally break the ice and help their relationship blossom.In this week's prank call, Darren calls up a peanut butter factory after he finds an insanely long black hair in the jar.The horoscopes leave Matt astonished as he's tasked with an intense mission from his father in another galaxy. A fierce opponent gives Matt a run for his money in "Who's the Better Brown"And another strange Matt vs M...2023-02-271h 43
Marty and Michael Fully ActualOur Partner's Reveal What It's Like Being With Us!Special Guests! Our fiancee's Amber and Mon come to visit live on the podcast. Not Matt obviously. He just sits there looking lonely, aggressively gripping his toy baby.Our partner's talk about what it's like being with us and we read out our first ever texts to each other.You can also enjoy all the classics. Marty's diary, Michael's Bible, Matt Brown's Little Black Book and a cheeky prank call from Arnold Feine who calls a vegan restaurant and tries to sell them his pet pig.Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off +...2022-11-071h 45
Marty and Michael Fully ActualWe're Getting Surgery To Swap Our Pinkies!We engage in a role-play to test Matt's skills as a supervisor at his day job.The lying segment continues as we make a mate of ours genuinely concerned for our safety.Marty's diary tells the story of him trying to stab an ice-cream salesman as a child while Michael's bible questions a question that has plagued humanity for many moons.The little black book details Matt's sensual experience with a very very infamous 'have' and we get a beautiful delivery via the PO Box.And, for the Prank Call, Margaret...2022-10-171h 07
Marty and Michael Fully ActualJackson O'Doherty Gets Personal!Special Guest! Jackson O'Doherty comes to visit and we talk a lot of sh*t!We organise a super cheeky contestant for Bachelor Brown as his Little Brown instantly stands to attention!We have Marty's diary, Michael's bible and another horrific entry from Matt Brown's little black book.Finally, Arnold Feine calls Qantas to try and organise a plane ticket for his pet pig. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2022-10-101h 45
Marty and Michael Fully ActualSomeone Attacks Our House, Mid-Podcast!We have one of our favourite humans on as a guest!We talk about our mates wedding that Michael almost ruined. We confront Matt about his claim that he has lost the c*m bottleListen to Marty’s diary and Michael’s bible before hearing about Matt’s terrifying, intimate experience with a woman with three missing limbs. The lying segment reaches a whole new level with TWO victims falling for a beautiful lie.And, of course, we have a prank call from our favourite Aussie bogan, Darren who conf...2022-10-031h 48
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Has Big News! (Season 4, Episode 21)Michael has some news that he refused to share with the boys until they were live on the podcast! Also, Marty fills everyone in about his gastro week from hell.Matt Brown's Little Black Book is BACK! And it is sicker than ever. Speaking of Matthew Brown, we have another Bachelor Brown contestant that gets his brown heart racing. A little hint... she's been on before.We also have 'on this day', the screaming segment, lie to Lacci and a prank call from Darren who left his 'gear' in...2022-07-111h 29
Marty and Michael Fully ActualPlaying With Michael's Mucus (Season 4, Episode 20)Bachelor Brown meets a new contestant that promises a sensual kiss on the first date! As long as his hygiene is up to scratch... Which is ironic considering Matt plays with Michael's phlegm during this podcast.We also reveal Matt's new chair, have a new record on the screaming prank call segment and hear an 'On This Day...' about the epic battle between shoulders and knees.Finally, Marty prank calls a hotel as our favourite alcoholic, Rhondahh, claiming that she is lost in their hallways. 2022-07-041h 02
Marty and Michael Fully ActualWe Got Sent Marty's Worst Fear - A Used Tampon (Season 4, Episode 18)Marty's farts are back! But... the boy's partners are in the room and farting in front of the girls feels weird. Pardon? You're right. We'll do it anyway.We tell the story of our red carpet event in Sydney and we have another revolting PO Box opening!Also, enjoy the classics! Matt's Little Black Book, Bachelor Brown, Question Time and Marty's b*tchy female character "Dakota" is back for a prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2022-06-201h 31
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Opens Up About His Religion (Season 4, Episode 9)Michael reveals a highlight from his holiday that includes a highly disrespectful act towards a duck. In "On This Day", Matt Brown finds an alarming fact about Graham Norton.The "Little Black Book" chronicles the story of the time that Matt Brown met his 'have'-match in a Kmart changing room.The most recent Bachelor Brown contestant signs up to Instagram JUST so she can woo the Brown. Finally, the boys try to convince our old boss that one of his employees is dead. Learn more...2022-04-181h 16
Marty and Michael Fully ActualOur Producer's Crazy One Night Stand With A Grandma (Season 4, Episode 5)Marty discusses the ingredients of his magic "love" medicine and the boys revisit the most messed up video they've ever done. Matt Brown bumbles his way through another Bachelor Brown date with the support (and desperation) of Marty & Michael before another romantic story of Little Brown's love making to an elderly grandma. Finally, enjoy a challenging episode of "German or Gibberish" and another prank phone call from our favourite alcoholic, Rhondahh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2022-03-211h 29
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMarty's Test Results... (Season 4, Episode 4)The boys celebrate Matthew Gregory Brown's birthday by giving him a new podcast chair and one other cheeky but useful gift. Bachelor Brown has an eventful date with another lucky lady and his Little Black Book details a truly disgusting sexual memory. Arnold Feine calls a pub to find his missing, sick wise and also, more importantly, Marty gets his test results back from his very scary health week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2022-03-141h 28
Marty and Michael Fully ActualUPDATE! (Podcast Back Next Week)Hey guys, just a quick update video. We couldn't film last week as Marty was wearing 24 hour blood pressure monitors etc. We've had results from some of the tests come back since Michael and Matt recorded this and it was good signs, so podcast will definitely be back next week! See you dogs then. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2022-03-0703 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualBachelor Brown Speaks To His First Date!Matthew Gregory Brown has a phone date with a secret admirer, Michael suffers the effects of bong break and Darren calls McDonalds with a strange request. Also, Matt Brown's Little Black Book continues to disgust Marty & Michael... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2022-02-211h 17
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMarty Get A Job At BunningsWhat a beautiful episode. We answer some hard hitting questions, we play some amazing farts sent in by you guys, and Marty attempts to get a job at Bunnings with his prank call. We really are very very the best. OK? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2021-10-111h 03
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMarty's Gas Is Back!This week Marty's gas is back... its full gas! Our secrets segment is back, and we got a cheeky prank call with Arnold Feine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2021-08-161h 16
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMarty's Fiancé Makes a Guest AppearanceThis week, Marty explains how difficult it was to organise his proposal and we interview Marty's fiancé about life with Marty. She was very nervous though so excuse her short responses she was close to panicking. There's also a heaps hot prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2021-07-121h 20
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Wants Julians MumThis week Michael talks about how much he wants to make love to Julian's mother after meeting her, and Matt's diary entries are becoming more and more graphic. Then we try and get a dog walker to walk our son and pig. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2021-06-141h 01
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Actually Sh*ts His Pants and Makes Jackson O'Doherty LeaveWhat a wild episode this one is. It's got everything. Jackson O'Doherty comes on as a guest, then Michael shits his pants, then we get sent foot skin and I pour it on Michael's head AND Michael even chews on some of it. Even while I'm writing this I can't believe how disgusting we are. We're sorry, but also, you're welcome. We truly are the best. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2021-05-2457 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Attempts To Poo His PantsWhat an episode! Michael attempts to poo his pants, and we come up with a theory on how to end world hunger. Then we prank call a pharmacy to try and get prescription drugs without a prescription. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2021-05-031h 09
Marty and Michael Fully ActualWorst Crimes Our Followers Have Committed!This week, we answer some hard hitting questions including what Marty would do without Michael, then we read some of the worst crimes our followers have done with some shocking results.Then Arnold Feine makes a return for the prank call. We're so good and funny it's so weird haha! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2021-03-1559 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Broke His RibThis week we talk about Michael's broken rib, Julian tries to tell us a story but it ends up being way too fucked up, and we get a cool PO Box present and its just a great day ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-10-0540 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Got Bashed As A Kid!What a podcast this week you lucky ducks! Michael reveals a story Marty didn't know, and we have one of our best ever prank calls. Its fully actual. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-08-1748 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMarty Superglues Michael's Hand Together!This week Matt finds us some incredible "on this day' facts, then I manage to trick Michael into supergluing his hands together. Plus the prank call is gold this week so have a cheeky listen. HA! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-08-1046 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMarty Does a Poo and We Squeeze Limes Juice in our Eyes.Hey mate how are you? That's good. I'm well. Anyway, this week Marty accidentally poo's on Michael while trying to make a funny fart, and then we squeeze limes in our eyes. The prank call is pretty awesome too - we just prank some guy pretending to be police and that he's been driving unlicensed. Enjoy rings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-07-0640 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualGood Old Dominos Prank Call and Michael Gets Electrocuted!This week Matt tries to redeem himself with the "on this day" segment, and Michael electrocutes himself at stunt time! We also do a good old prank call on Dominos which was really good and funny... just listen ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-06-2938 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Gets Shot By A Marble!This week we get a bit side tracked and answer heaps of questions. Then I shoot Michael in the hand with a marble and then we get 4 failed prank calls in a row! Still funny though because we're the best and shit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-06-0845 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Gets Shot!This week Marty shoots Michael for stunt time, then they prank call some poor guy who can't remember his night out on the town. We are Gods of podcasts and you will kneel as you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-05-0450 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Juggles a Cactus and Another Great Prank Call.We are so fucking good at podcasts... anyway this episode Michael juggles a cactus and we prank call a guy over some noise complaints. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-04-1344 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael's "Boyfriend" Special Guest!This week, we get a very special guest on. He's filmed for the biggest names in social media and he's also dating Michael!For the prank call Marty just acts very weird which is funny, and there's also heaps of other funny stuff ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-09-1647 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael's First Time Pissing HimselfThis week we tell the story of the first time Michael drank so much that he passed out and pissed himself. We also do a prank call where Marty swears excessively while ordering food. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-09-0344 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualJackson O'Doherty Special Guest Episode!This week we finally get our very good friend Jackson O'Doherty on to talk about some really gross stuff and we also do a super funny prank call where Marty has to insert the words that Michael gives him into conversation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-08-2745 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael Gives Himself a Money Shot?This week we talk about the time Michael gave himself a money shot to shock some people, and we also re-do the turning into a cat prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-08-1225 min
Marty and Michael Fully ActualMichael's Unique Party Tricks and Flirting With Domino's Employees!This week we talk about Michael's unique "party tricks" and Marty tries to set up a date with the Dominos employee taking his order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-07-2340 min