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Gotta Go (All Things Poop)Poop-Themed TravelFlush with Excitement: Poop-Themed Travel in AsiaToday, we dive feet first and hold our noses into the toilet-themed attractions of Asia, where bodily functions aren't shameful secrets but the basis for full-blown amusement parks and novelty restaurants. It’s tourism that’s flush with possibility—literally.That one hot tip led us down the toilet bowl of discovery, dredging up everything from a fecal-themed amusement park in Seoul to a thriving porcelain-palace-meets-dining-hall in Taipei. Along the way, we asked hard-hitting questions: What happens when you slide out of a colon as a leisure activity? Is it...2025-05-1317 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)The Art of the Fart WalkTaking Post-Meal Strolls to New Digestive DimensionsWhile wellness influencers hawk $200 miracle supplements and boutique fitness studios charge platinum-tier memberships, a revolutionary health practice is breezing through social media feeds—and it won't cost you a penny. For Episode 25, enter the "fart walk," the gloriously unpretentious activity that's precisely what it sounds like: a post-meal stroll that encourages your body to release gas and, ultimately, produce more satisfying bowel movements. This delightfully straightforward practice is causing quite the rumble in health circles, with scientific evidence piling up behind what might be the most honestly named wellness trend of...2025-05-0633 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)The Throne Room at 30,000 Feet: A Cheeky History of Airborne EliminationThe Call of Nature Above the CloudsSince humankind first took to the skies, we've faced one inescapable truth: what goes in must come out, regardless of altitude. While engineers have conquered sonic booms, turbulence, and in-flight entertainment systems with seventeen language options, they've never quite mastered the art of dignified airborne defecation. The airplane bathroom is aviation's most humbling achievement—a cramped confessional where passengers of all walks confront their humanity at 30,000 feet in the most visceral terms. Let's dive right in. Get full access to Gotta Go (All Things Poop) at...2025-04-2928 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)The Complete Guide to Pooping in CarsYou're cruising when your stomach makes that unmistakable gurgle. Perhaps you've just passed the last rest stop for 50 miles, or traffic has reached a standstill thanks to an accident ahead. Suddenly, that breakfast bomb—the one you boldly proclaimed "couldn't possibly cause trouble"—is staging a full-scale revolution in your intestines, and your options are dwindling faster than your ability to clench.While discussing bathroom emergencies in vehicles may elicit nervous laughter or embarrassed silence, it's a surprisingly common predicament—a dark underbelly of the American road trip experience that rivals any horror story Stephen King might conjur...2025-04-2232 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)Pool Poop – Number Two in the Deep EndAs the spring sun welcomes the day, and in the coming weeks, the mercury climbs, humans engage in an age-old ritual of communal immersion that would horrify our ancestors: we willingly submerge ourselves in the same water as dozens, sometimes hundreds, of strangers. Yes, I'm talking about swimming pools, those shimmering blue rectangles of refreshment that beckon us with promises of cool relief from the sweltering heat. From municipal aquatic centers to hotel offerings to water parks with their elaborate slides and artificial waves, these chlorinated havens represent summer's most democratic institution—open to all who can afford the mo...2025-04-1531 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)The Throne Away From Home: A Complete History of Portable ToiletsIntroductionIt started with a corn dog and a fatal underestimation of jalapeño cheese sauce. Somewhere between the third food truck and the main stage, disaster struck—a gastrointestinal wake-up call that sent one poor soul sprinting toward the row of blue booths with a look of sheer panic. We never saw him again, but we all felt his pain.Welcome to Mary Poopins, Episode 21, where we’re diving deep into the often-overlooked but always-essential world of porta-potties. These plastic portals to relief are the unsung heroes (and sometimes villains) of festivals, construction sites, and d...2025-04-0830 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)💩 Poop-ular Skincare? Why People Are Smearing Feces on Their FacesIntroduction: Down the Hatch and Into TroubleIf someone told you five years ago that human poop facials would be trending in the skincare world, you’d probably flush that idea down faster than a triple-ply Charmin swirl. And yet here we are. In 2024, amidst serums infused with snail mucin and vampire facials that look like they belong on a horror film set, we now have the poop mask. Not bird poop. Not even purified spa-exfoliant feces from a rare nightingale's shimmering cloaca. No, we’re talking about human poop—DIY, fresh-from-the-butt facials applied in the name of glo...2025-04-0125 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)The Wild, Weird World of Foreign ObjectsWelcome to the wild, weird world of things that shouldn't be inside you—but somehow found their way there anyway. Consider this your backstage (back door?) pass to the greatest show on earth: Humans Putting Strange Things Where The Sun Don't Shine.Everyday across America, emergency room staff exchange knowing glances as yet another patient arrives with something stuck somewhere it absolutely shouldn't be. From the toddler who thought a quarter looked delicious to the college student who can't explain how that lightbulb got where it is (spoiler alert: they absolutely can explain, they just don't want to...2025-03-2520 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)Throne of Porcelain Dreams: The Strange History of Toilet Seat CoversPicture this: you're in a public restroom, doing the universal potty dance of desperation, when you finally secure a stall—only to be greeted by a toilet seat that's seen more strange behinds than a celebrity plastic surgeon. Your options? The thigh-burning hover squat (aka "the invisible chair workout"), the frantic toilet paper wipe-down (which somehow always dissolves at first contact), or reaching for humanity's greatest bathroom innovation since indoor plumbing—that flimsy paper horseshoe known as the disposable toilet seat cover. It's the underwear for toilets that nobody asked for, but everybody uses. Get full acce...2025-03-1822 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)The Bottom Line: A Definitive History of Toilet PaperIntroduction: The Unsung Hero of Human CivilizationPicture this: you're sitting on your porcelain throne, reaching for that familiar toilet paper roll without a second thought. But have you ever paused mid-wipe to consider the extraordinary journey leading to this comfortable moment? From ancient civilizations scraping with seashells to modern panic-buying that emptied store shelves worldwide, the story of toilet paper reveals more about human ingenuity, social values, and global commerce than you might expect.As scholar Yen Chih-Thui noted in 589 AD, some papers were too precious for posterior purposes: "Paper on which there are...2025-03-1122 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)Ghost Poop – The Vanishing Act!💩 Boo! Did your poop just vanish into thin air? Welcome back to Mary Poopins, where we break down the wild, wonderful, and occasionally WTF world of bodily functions—because, let’s be honest, we all think about this stuff.The last two episodes uncovered how coffee and tea can send your bowels into overdrive. But for Episode 16, we’re tackling a bathroom mystery so legendary it’s practically paranormal: ghost poops. These sneaky, no-trace toilet departures are the Bigfoot of the bowel world—often discussed, rarely understood. Is it gut health? Sorcery? A particularly ambitious toilet flush? Let’s get to...2025-03-0419 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)Unveiling the Science Behind Tea's Digestive SecretsToday, we spill the tea, guiding you through the wild, wonderful, and sometimes weird world of bodily functions.Last time, we covered the coffee and poop connection. For Episode 15, we’re diving into a drink that’s also been around for thousands of years—tea. Yep, the same soothing brew that calms your nerves, warms your soul... and occasionally sends you running to the bathroom. But why does a cup of chamomile suddenly become an express train to Pooptown? And is it just me, or does green tea have a secret agenda?We’ll steep ourselve...2025-02-2518 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)Why Does Coffee Make You Poop?Why does coffee send so many of us running for the bathroom? Episode 14 of Mary Poopins comes to you thanks to our first paying sponsor member, who, in her infinite wisdom (or post-latte desperation), asked us to investigate this pressing question.We’re not saying every cup of coffee turns into a countdown clock for your intestines. Some people can sip espresso all day without a problem, while others barely get past the first sip before breaking into an Olympic sprint to the restroom. And if you’re one of those lucky few who claim coffee has zero...2025-02-1824 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)Part 2: The Long and Messy Story of the ToiletLast time, we explored the earliest forms of waste disposal, from prehistoric open-air bathroom breaks to ancient Rome's relatively advanced sewer systems. But after the fall of Rome, things took a turn for the worse. As indoor plumbing vanished and public sanitation collapsed, humanity entered the Dark Ages of going to the bathroom.Buckle up, friends, because Part 2 is all about chamber pots, medieval moats full of poop, Victorian cholera outbreaks, and the invention of the modern flush toilet. If you thought Roman communal sponges were bad, just wait until you hear about what came next.2025-02-1125 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)The Long, Messy, History of the ToiletWe use toilets daily, yet take for granted the fact that we can flush and walk away without a second thought instead of tossing the contents of a chamber pot out a window and hoping for the best. The road to modern plumbing was long, messy, and, at times, horrifyingly unsanitary.In this first episode, we’re covering the earliest attempts at waste management, from the caveman era (where “going” was as simple as finding a good bush) to the impressive sewer systems of ancient Rome, where bathroom breaks were more social events than private retreats. We’ll explo...2025-02-0426 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)Vault Toilet Nightmare: One Woman’s Desperate Rescue MissionOn April 19, 2022, the Brinnon Fire Department received an unforgettable call: a woman had fallen headfirst into a vault toilet at the top of Mount Walker. The 40-something hiker had dropped her phone into the dark abyss while using the facility. What followed was a desperate attempt to retrieve it—dismantling the toilet seat, fashioning a makeshift retrieval tool with her dog’s leash, and ultimately slipping into the 8-foot pit herself.With her phone miraculously still functional, she used it to call 911 after 15-20 harrowing minutes of trying to escape on her own. Responders from Brinnon Fire Depa...2025-01-2826 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)Constipation's Emotional TollConstipation, or fewer than three bowel movements a week, can become an all-consuming preoccupation, spiraling into stress, anxiety, and even obsession. Inspired by one of our fabulous and loyal readers, we’re here to explore the intricate mind-gut connection with equal parts science, humor, and heart. So, grab your fiber bar, take a deep breath, and prepare to laugh, learn, and maybe even feel a little lighter—emotionally. Let’s get things moving—literally and figuratively! Get full access to Gotta Go (All Things Poop) at anthropoopologist.substack.com/subscribe2025-01-2127 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)Why Norway’s Ureddplassen Is the World’s Most Beautiful Rest StopWelcome to Gotta Go with Mary Poopins, the podcast where we flush out the fascinating stories behind all things bathrooms. It’s especially exciting to see new subscribers—thank you, your support means the world! Today that means some world travel and a bit of cheeky humor. We’re headed to a toilet so stunning, it might just make your bucket list—or should we say, your porcelain throne list, where you can do the ultimate doo.We’re diving into Ureddplassen, Norway’s $2 million roadside restroom that’s redefining what it means to “go” on a road trip. With it...2025-01-1415 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)Lil Jon’s ‘Get Low’ Remix Promotes Colon Cancer Screening, Episode 8Lil Jon, the undisputed King of Crunk, is taking his iconic beats from the dance floor to the doctor’s office, proving that no topic is too taboo for a party anthem. In a health revolution no one saw coming, he’s teamed up with Cologuard to remix his legendary track “Get Low” into an unforgettable colorectal cancer awareness campaign. With lyrics urging people to “Poop. Ship. Screen,” Lil Jon has turned a once-awkward conversation into a movement, combining humor, urgency, and his signature style to inspire people to prioritize their health.This isn't just about catchy lyrics—it's...2025-01-0724 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)Waffle Stomp: Episode 7Waffle stomping is an act so peculiar and taboo that it inspires equal parts laughter, revulsion, and curiosity.What began as a fringe term circulating on forums and meme pages has now stepped into the mainstream, becoming a symbol of humanity’s secret oddities and the internet’s capacity for turning even the most awkward habits into viral content. With its humorous name, unexpected environmental arguments, and the ever-present potential for plumbing disasters, waffle stomping raises questions about boundaries, hygiene, and the lengths people will go to avoid leaving the shower.This deep dive explores the...2024-12-3126 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)The Pit Diaper: Episode 6We’re hitting the front row of concert culture—where bathroom breaks are the ultimate buzzkill, and the Pit Diaper might just be the VIP. From Taylor Swift superfans to headbanging metalheads, we’re exploring how die-hard music lovers are changing the game—one absorbent garment at a time. So sit tight, stay hydrated, and maybe even rethink your next concert outfit. Get full access to Gotta Go (All Things Poop) at anthropoopologist.substack.com/subscribe2024-12-2420 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)Episode 5: How Much Poop Can Your Body Hold?Today, we’re asking the kind of question you didn’t know you needed answered: How much poop can your body hold? Spoiler: it’s enough to make you rethink that scale reading and give your colon the standing ovation it deserves.Get ready to laugh, cringe, and learn as we explore just how much your gut is capable of holding, why your poop weighs what it does, and what happens when things overstay their welcome. So grab a seat, stay comfy, and let’s give your digestive system the credit it’s been silently working overtime for. 2024-12-1716 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)Episode 3: Help! I Crapped My Pants.Life is unpredictable, messy, and sometimes literally crappy—something everyone has experienced, whether they admit it or not. In this episode, we dive into the universal (yet often unspoken) moments of pants-pooping, from embarrassing junior high incidents to celebrities like Jason Kelce, Joe Jonas, and Al Roker hilariously owning their accidents. We explore navigating these moments with grace, humor, and a little preparation.We’ll also touch on fecal incontinence, sharing practical tips, personal stories, and expert advice to help anyone facing similar situations. If poop happens (and it will), you’re not alone—and we’re here to la...2024-12-1717 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)Episode 4: Caga TióHello, my fabulous pooping pals, and welcome to another episode of the Gotta Go with Mary Poopins Podcast! Today, we're flushing away boring traditions and diving into something truly extraordinary: a holiday log that poops. Yes, you heard me right. POOPS! It’s Catalonia’s quirky, hilarious, and downright delightful Christmas tradition—Caga Tió!Forget everything you think you know about holiday traditions—especially the boring ones. Catalonia has a Christmas custom that’s part comedy, part absurdity, and all about a pooping log. Yes, you read that right. Meet the Caga Tió, aka the "Defecating Log"—a festive figu...2024-12-1014 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)Episode 2: The Four-Day Work PoopocalypseHighlights of This Episode1. Why Is Pooping at Work So Awkward?Societal norms and childhood potty training create a stigma around natural bodily functions.Office culture amplifies the discomfort with shared bathrooms and the fear of appearing unproductive.“Stealth pooping” and unspoken bathroom etiquette emerge as survival tactics.2. The Four-Day PoopocalypseMeet the sales legend: a former MLB star turned office icon, who faced a very human struggle.How constipation leveled his usual swagger and transformed him into a cautionary tale of gut health.Th...2024-12-0519 min
Gotta Go (All Things Poop)Episode 1: The Gotta Go PodcastShow Notes:Welcome to the Gotta Go (All Things Poop) Podcast! In this episode, host Mary Poopins, aka the Queen of #2, takes you on a wild ride through the hilariously taboo yet surprisingly insightful world of poop. Get ready to laugh, learn, and flush away the stigma with this award-winning writer as we explore:Highlights:* The Legendary Viking Turd:* Discover the incredible 1,200-year-old fossilized poop worth $39,000.* Meet the Viking who unknowingly became a “Parasite Airbnb Superhost.”* Hear why a palaeoscatologist calls this coprolite “as irreplaceable as the Crown...2024-12-0213 min
The Forrager Podcast for Cottage Food BusinessesThe Cookie Cutter Queen with Tina Karnath
When it comes to creating custom decorated cookies, Tina is very prepared. She owns a plethora of cookie cutters (including over 500 just for Christmas), and amazingly, she is always looking to buy more!
Tina lives in Saginaw, MI and has run her popular cookie business, the Chunky Chicken Cookie Company, for the past three years. Whether she is designing cookies or naming chickens, her creativity shines through.
Tina talks about how she manages to decorate hundreds of cookies each week, as well as pricing, resources, and what she’s learned over the years. She also sh...2020-06-0947 min
The Forrager Podcast for Cottage Food BusinessesThe Cookie Cutter Queen with Tina KarnathWhen it comes to creating custom decorated cookies, Tina is very prepared. She owns a plethora of cookie cutters (including over 500 just for Christmas), and amazingly, she is always looking to buy more! Tina lives in Saginaw, MI and has run her popular cookie business, the Chunky Chicken Cookie Company, for the past three years. Whether she is designing cookies or naming chickens, her creativity shines through. Tina talks about how she manages to decorate hundreds of cookies each week, as well as pricing, resources, and what she’s learned over the years. She also sh...2020-06-0947 min