Shows
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow330: First They Came for the Penny...Grab your pennies and pinch them on an all new LIVE! They've stopped smelting the penny. What are they coming for next? Matt unbuttons his pants at the movies. Pat is a sneaky football phone man. The Boiz are big talk-bar lookers. Plus, are Cheeto modifications a false flag operation? Did Pat ever see Matt's childhood bedroom? What is Zealandia and how does it serve us? All that and moral liquidity and it all happens LIVE!
2025-11-281h 01
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow328: I'll Look That UpGrab your minibiota and join us for a time dilated new episode of LIVE! Pat and Matt both bring different topics to the table, and they compromise by doing both. Matt doesn't want his char in the atmosphere. Pat clones an army of Seabiscuits. Buffett's law states that it is five o'clock somewhere. Plus, does a deep belly button mean you're more athletic? Should Pat meal prep fourteen weeks of soup? What is a minibiota and why should Matt care? All that and Donald Romo and it all happens LIVE!
2025-11-1451 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow327: Double TroubleGrab your British sugar bombs and rake your leaves onto an all new LIVE! What would you double in your life to make things better...or worse? Pat gets caught on camera promoting good manners. Matt fuels his espresso machine with chicken souls. The government demolishes the White House to hide evidence of a secret McDonalds. Plus, has anybody ever masturbated to the show? Is Pat a level 7 susceptible? Why is Matt afraid of energy? First they came for our idiots and we said nothing, and it all happens LIVE!
2025-11-0755 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow326: Couples Costumes Gone WrongGrab your horse costume and prepare to be the front end on an all new LIVE! It's time for the grand finale to Spooktober and the Boiz are doing it in style, with games and trivia and a draft of the worst couples costumes if one half bails on the bit. Do xenomorphs have morals? Is Freddy's Dead the final Fred? What are the top grossing horror movies of all time? Plus, Matt loves his headlamp. Pat is haunted by a ghost tooth. Graboid gets Of Mice and Men'd. It's Matt's last day in London and it all happens...
2025-10-311h 10
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow325: 2025 Halloween BeeGrab your gummibärchen and join Trivia Master Zach for another year of Bungalow trivia! In this year's annual bee, Pat and Matt go head-to-head in spooky Halloween-themed categories like Goosebumps or Golden Girls and Movie Math. Can Pat divide Leprechauns In The Hood by Leprechauns In Space? Can Matt resist a creepy VHS marked "secret Star Trek episode?" Will Zach switch up the question format mid-round? Plus, eggs are bubbles. Gummy is chewy. Pat...book guy? All that and the price of homes and it all happens LIVE!
2025-10-2458 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow319: Specialty StoresGrab your cheese phone and head to EJ's Suits for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are back in business, opening specialty stores in a neighborhood near you. Pat opens a bookshop that encourages you to not buy any books. Matt is a blanket guy. Friend-of-the-Show Jared is nutrient stealing. Plus, have you been to Christopher the III's on High Street? What is Matt's creepiness factor? Why does Pat have so many broken teeth? All that and old men in the back playing dominos and it all happens LIVE!
2025-09-1259 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow314: Candles 2: CosmeticsGrab your interdimensional eye shadow and meet us in the cosmetics section for an all new LIVE! Guess what, morons? The Boiz are revisiting a classic this week, and if you know you know. Plus, they reveal their 20th-11th favorite movies of the 21st century (so far). Matt does not ponder The Simpsons Movie. Pat puffs when he walks. Plus, why don’t they put scales on boats? Did Matt own a Garden State lunchbox? Can Pat name five James Bond movies? These ghosts need a job and it all happens LIVE!
2025-08-0852 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow313: Define VacationGrab your Meep Moop and head to Vista Del Mar on an all new LIVE! The Movie Kings are back for another entry in the Best of 21st Century list, but that's not all. Matt's Yums are being yucked. Pat won't let his daughter date a robot. Rumors are going around the Libstagram. Plus, do you need time off to take a vacation? Does Matt make Pat eat the cheese? What else has Lacy Ruin been in? All that and ol' swifty swifty and it all happens LIVE!
2025-08-0156 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow310: Beach Bungalow Blockbusters - The Jurassic Dinoverse (1993-2025)Grab your lucky pack and prepare to be ambushed in an all new LIVE! Pat and Matt are clever girls and they've come at you from both ends with a Bungalow Block breakdown of all seven Jurassic movies. How high is the hide? Who killed the JP3 pteranodons? Does the D-Rex identify as bald? Plus, a phallic brachiosaurus. Pat draws the line at dino gymnastics. Matt lists the NYT top ten movies of the 21st century. Someone has to pick up that sick wizard's book and it has to happen LIVE!
2025-07-111h 05
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow303: Part Two-Rich Matt, Poor PatGrab your bag with drawstrings and no zippers and meet us at Sunshine Academy for an all new LIVE! What are some ways you could tell that Matt was a rich kid and Pat was a poor kid? Pat's dad got mad when Matt took bottles of water from the outdoor fridge. Matt traveled to school in a limo (allegedly). Plus, a new supervillain is here and he can read and write at a way higher level than Pat. All that and central air and it all happens LIVE!
2025-05-2320 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow295: Pitchfork OpinionsGrab your full moon pair and beat the robot in an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are throwing controversial opinions around and they’re ready for the pitchforks to come for them. Pat is a soda whore. Matt is talking politics. Elephants are going homeless. Plus, is Gatorland too expensive? Can the couch belt be saved? Why does Pat think Matt should have a sex change? All that and a smoking hot batman take and it all happens LIVE!
2025-03-281h 00
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow294: Attack of the Killer St. Patrick's Day PotatoesGrab your Dramamine and rum punch and meet us in a parentheses within a parentheses for an apocalyptic new LIVE! The government has tried to cover up the tragic killer potato attack at last week’s Macy’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Raccoon City, but the Boiz are here to get the truth out. And before you get caught unaware, it’s time for some tips and tricks to protect yourself if potatoes strike in a town near you. Matt gets mounted. Pat breaks his snorkel gear. Frosty is a mudman. Plus, where is the soul of Mr. Pota...
2025-03-2151 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow290: Best Times to Sneak Up On Your EnemyGrab your penile spikes and go butt to butt in an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are trying to stick each other with grenades in vulnerable moments. Matt is stuck in traffic. Pat is playing video games. Stitch is feeling lucky. Plus, Does Pat shower with a gun? Is Matt afraid of the toilet? Do they have tubs in London? The gobbledygook is out of control and the vile pug offspring comma was smushed in the womb. It all happens LIVE!
2025-02-2141 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow288: Bring It BackGrab your mixed CDs and take it back to the early aughts for an all new LIVE! We’re dealing in nostalgia this week folks and let’s just say it’s time to do one for us (for a change). Pat brings back baldness. Matt rents it, loves it, buys it. The Boiz disagree about real flavoring in foods. Plus, Matt gives an update on his adventures throughout London. Pat gives a shocking Super Bowl prediction. Nobody is happy about cars flashing lights. Is this the first episode description without a question? Not anymore! Don’t take the red pill...
2025-02-0745 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow287: Caveman StuffGrab your spear and kill the fire in an all new LIVE! The Boiz are taking it all the way back to caveman times. Pat has a neighbor dinosaur that owns a dog, but he also rides the dinosaur occasionally. Matt is prime for clubbing. Triple H is the Tooth Fairy. Plus, could you walk from South Africa to Florida if there was a land bridge? Did cavemen invent sushi? How is a saber-toothed tiger like Patrick Mahomes? Me like onion and it all happens LIVE!
2025-01-3149 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow283: Predict Matt's Year in LondonGrab your pickleball paddle and meet us on the court for an all new LIVE! Matt is heading across the pond, and the Bung Boiz are bracing for impact with some predictions and plans for the year ahead. The Boiz also preview a new special series beginning with the next episode. Pat reveals a new sponsor. Matt lets a coyote with jeans into his house, but calls the cops on a group of goblins. Plus, what is Cruise Wolfe’s mysterious injury? Do alligators like ice cream? Is Michael Caine in the room with us right now? All that an...
2025-01-0358 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow282: New Years ReversolutionsGrab your snacks from the hospital and schedule a playdate on an all new LIVE! What are some things you vow NOT to do in 2025? FInd out whether Matt finally ran around the moon. Discover the truth behind Pat’s endorsement deal with Seeq. Learn which Bung Boi can’t stand escape rooms. Plus, a reveal around every corner. Updates about a new host, intermissions, and Matt’s next work destination. All that and cloud eggs and it all happens LIVE! Seeq Protein Promo Link: https://www.seeqsupply.com/PATRICK52906
2024-12-2753 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow279: Presidential PardonsGrab your misshapen bug body and head to Megalopolis for a new LIVE! Now that Presidents are pardoning their own family, it’s time for another round of pardons for the Bung Boiz. Who deserves the free pass? Matt pardons Moby Dick. Pat pardons Tony Soprano. Plus, why did Joey do the couch up the stairs? Did they have elevators in the 90s? Why are the listeners in podcast jail? Pat has paper towel drama and Matt has broken up with a second therapist. Find out more on an all new LIVE!
2024-12-0654 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow278: Spice Up Pat's First ThanksgivingGrab your big tub of acorns and dive into a festival new LIVE! It’s never too late for our annual Thanksgiving episode! What are some ways Pat could spice up his first Thanksgiving as the host? Pat turns it into a black tie event. Matt refuses to look inside himself. Jim Standowitz calls the Lions game. Plus, how long can Pat remain in peak form? Where will Matt be for Thanksgiving? Would you believe your significant other if they told you Walt Disney was haunting them? All that and Jay Tingle Says Tongle and it all happens LIVE!
2024-11-2938 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow276: Anger ManagementGrab your emergency mozzarella sticks and heat ‘em up at halftime for an all new LIVE! Today the Boiz are talking ways to manage your stress and anger. Matt suggests isolation. Pat recommends screaming into a void, but not like the scene in “Garden State.” And Pat reveals his keys to success in an attempt to make Matt realize he needs to quit his job. Plus, are you actually happy or do you just have money? Is gravity caused by apple trees? Does Time + Madden = Growth? All that and the urgent finality of everything and it all happens LIVE!
2024-11-1552 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow274: SweatGrab your Sunbrella and veil and meet us in the Beach Bungalow Live for an all new LIVE! It’s a new draft that feels like one we’ve done before but we probably haven’t. What would YOU want to sweat? Pat retires a bit. Matt goes back to 5th grade to find the time capsule. Pat recaps a high school football game. Matt doesn’t like the old Chinese man in the bodega. Plus, does sweat go through pipes? What’s your SPF? Why did Trivia Master Zach call Matt late one Saturday night in September? Watch your paw p...
2024-11-0153 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow272: 2024 Dino BeeGrab your fossils and welcome…to the 2024 Dino Bee. The Boiz are joined by Zach, the Carrot Top of podcasting. This year he hosts the annual bee as Pat and Matt go claw for claw to see who knows the least about dinosaurs. Pat’s knowledge of the “Dinosaurs” TV series is put to the test. Matt gets boned by the Cretaceous Period. Zach knows the winner after the first round but doesn’t reveal it until the end. A lot of mulching with Barney’s friend Trish and it all happens LIVE!
2024-10-1855 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow271: How Stuff WorksGrab your hard shells in the butt and alchemize Diet Coke on an all new LIVE! Finally, an educational episode for the people. How do phones work? How do boats float? What is a stock? And other hard hitting questions like what is your preferred dip at parties? Why does Matt’s drink smell like cheese? What puts out the fire inside Pat? Plus, Matt is at risk of nipple discharge. Pat has a bad Caliendo. Rocks are spitting out dirt mites. All that and BUY BUNGALOW, BUY BUNGALOW, BUY BUNGALOW and it all happens LIVE!...
2024-10-1147 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow269: Freaky BungdayGrab your fortune cookies and let’s get weird on an all new LIVE! Matt tries optimizing brain breaks. Pat can’t smash heads into chests due to society. N*te refuses to place a bet. Plus, what happens when the Boiz switch bodies? Would Matt start beating people up? Would Pat go sleeveless to his desk job? Could we finally prove if Matt is colorblind or just bad with colors? All that and the Hogs and it all happens LIVE!Seeq Protein Promo Link: https://www.seeqsupply.com/PATRICK52906
2024-09-2743 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow267: What to do if You're Honey ShrunkGrab your dandelion and float away with Patty Poppins on an all new LIVE! If you were the size of an ant, what are some activities you would do? Pat takes a dip in the syrup pool of a waffle. Matt goes to a spa day in a sponge. Together, the Boiz address the status of a third host. Plus, what’s up with the lighting in the Minecraft movie trailer? What soup would Pat dive in? When does Matt leave Canada? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
2024-09-1345 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow266: ZingersGrab your spoon and join us for Spoon Day on an all new LIVE! Matt encounters two wildly shaped priests. Pat meets Sally and Harry. Matt leaves a bad tip for the mob. Pat abandons the show to kiss his baby. Plus, what’s Pat’s favorite picking food? What are the best moments in life for a one-line zinger? Is Matt more miserable than he has ever been? It’s soup season and it all happens LIVE!
2024-09-0643 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow264: Upgrade the Handicap Parking SpotGrab your baggy sailor shirt and join us in the one item or less line for an all new LIVE! The handicap spots are always empty, so it’s time we replace or upgrade those things. Matt turns them into a free valet service. Pat replaces the spots with food trucks. Plus, why did Matt fire his therapist? Why did Pat oil up his daughter’s legs? Who stuck their fingers in the frosting? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
2024-08-2352 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow263: Motivate and DemotivateGrab your Patomattic and get a treat on an all new LIVE! What are some ways you feel motivated or demotivated? Pat loves sharing spaces with friends. Matt goes to a bad Canadian watch party. The boiz catch a rock with another rock. Plus, what’s the one way you can ruin a competition for Pat? Should the Olympics be every year? Did Matt see a ghoul in his mirror? All that and Patlov’s Matt and it all happens LIVE!
2024-08-1644 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow262: Beach Bungalow Bar and GrilleGrab your rabbit croquettes and join us at John Wick Elementary for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are opening up their own Bar and Grille and it’s time to let you know what to expect when you walk through the door. Pat’s bar is dank and filled with creeps. Matt’s is sandy and filled with way too much light. What are the Boiz plotting to sneak on to a construction site in Rhode Island? Plus, what beverage did Pat’s doctor tell him he wasn’t allowed to keep in the house? Why does Matt technicall...
2024-08-0956 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow259: My Neighbor, The Serial KillerGrab your ‘89 Honda Civic and grease it up in front of your neighbor’s apartment in an all new LIVE! Matt’s neighbor might be a murderer, and the Boiz are here to handle the situation. Matt befriends the killer but then spills coffee on him. Pat sets up a series of booby traps and then tries to teach him a lesson. Plus, what would you do if you walked into a room and Robin Williams was sitting there? Why won’t Pat sign up for therapy? Is Matt a squirrely little nerd boy? All that and two Inception referenc...
2024-07-1943 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow258: Bungalow CourtGrab your tiny gavel and sue a new episode of LIVE! The Boiz head to court to take on each other in a grudge match for the ages, and friend of the show Lawyer Jen is here to rule on all the cases. Pat feels defamed from the time he didn’t buckle his seatbelt. Matt sues Pat over a “thank you” that he never got. Lawyer Jen sits in awe at just how long Pat and Matt have held grudges against one another. Plus, was Matt at fault for Pat’s poor cinematography? Did Matt cause emotional damage by not i...
2024-07-121h 06
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow256: Fortify Your Sand CastleGrab your sea glass mosaics and head to the beach as we kick off summer on an all new LIVE! It’s time to build your dream sand castle and by build we mean fortify against your enemies OF WHICH THERE ARE MANY. By the way you are mini and living in this castle. Matt has a treacherous tidal pool surrounding his castle. Pat has a village of shrimp squam who will answer any call to arms (or tails). Plus, Matt recaps his night at a Star Wars burlesque show. Pat explains why he’s a box fan parent. And...
2024-06-2847 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow253: Replace Nate with BlankGrab your wet blanket and head to Hollyweird for a new episode of LIVE! Nate has left the show and the surviving members of the Boiz are here for the nonconsensual roast. Matt is banned from eating. Pat tries bits but it isn’t the same. Bungbot tries to replace himself with another bot. Plus, who would win in a fight: Bill Nye or Matt? How can you be the middle of two? What is Music League? All that and the Surprise Guest Gauntlet and it all happens LIVE!
2024-06-0754 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow247: Quest Part 4-The Clown, The Frog, The Kiss, and The EggGrab your 99 blood balloons and head to Heaven on an all new LIVE! The spirits of Nate and Matt fight to regain their bodies against a conductor that is a train. Meanwhile, Pat finds himself on a celestial plane where he must interrupt a Walt Disney rally to make a deal with the Devil. Plus, will Matt kiss a chocolate? Can Nate beat a frog? Does Pat’s mom have magical tears? Them mirror say me appear and it all happens LIVE!
2024-04-2659 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow245: Quest Part 2-Maps, Naps, Jolly and BlastyGrab your communication stones and head towards the ranch on an all new LIVE! The Boiz are in the Bungverse and the world’s gone to candy. A chance meeting with the Exposition Machine and his merry band of tiny Nate and Matt shed little light on the crisis that has befallen this strange and grotesque land. So the Boiz must venture further into the unknown. Beatrice gets taken by the plague. Mr. Starburst goes missing. Pat punches Matt out of love. All that and lemonade and it all happens LIVE!
2024-04-121h 15
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow230: Four Before FortyGrab your cough drops and join us in Tunisia for a new episode of LIVE! What are four goals you have before turning forty (if you haven’t already)? Nate constantly searches for ways to make his life worse. Matt is vacationing in the Swiss Alps. Pat has a treasure map on his phone in the event of his untimely death. Plus, are cheetahs faster than their max speed when traveling downhill? Is Hannibal Asian? What if Napoleon was a sneaky Alien movie? Morton Nerdbomber offers Matt a gig and it all happens LIVE!
2023-12-291h 03
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow208: Why Can't Producer Matt Record Right Now?Grab your ants in mouth and join us in (redacted) for a not-LIVE new LIVE! Matt cannot record this episode and the Boiz are here to find out why. Is he lost in the wilderness? Is he in a galaxy far, far away? Is he at Readercon? Plus, are there hookers on cruise ships? How much cheese is too much cheese for Nate’s kid? Could Pat survive if he was stranded in New York City with nothing but a canoe? All that and outdated Cecil the lion references and it all happens (not)LIVE!
2023-07-2845 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow202: Design Your Perfect BackyardGrab your dinner table and move it into the closet for a rainbow insurrection! What would you put in your dream backyard? Matt builds a mote to keep out Pat’s kids. Nate installs a dive bar. Pat hosts a Super Bowl. Plus, why is Matt always late to the recording? Are people pissing in Home Depot model toilets? Are Nate’s kids God? Did Kermit storm the Capitol? Fire good. Fire hot. And it all happens LIVE!
2023-06-1657 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow195: Actual Escape RoomsGrab your moo tube and join Wolf, Sad Dog and the Snail on a new episode of LIVE! What are some rooms in real life that you actually want to escape? Matt fears being the last guest standing at a holiday dinner. Pat has more muscle than a full-grown Florida panther. Nate escapes bath time by tricking his kid. Plus, would you rather be nice or do bribes? Is a feature film and an event movie the same thing? Why is Matt running a 5K? Beer Dano agrees: you need to listen to LIVE!
2023-04-2858 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow186: Good Moon, Bad BabyGrab your pink crustacean and join us in St. Lucia for a new episode of LIVE! This week we’re talking two things: honeymoons and birthing babies. What are some great destinations for one, but not the other? Would you give birth on a beach? What citizenship is a baby if it is born on international waters? Could you beat Matt or Nate in a game of Buffet or Bluff-it? Plus, Nate goes on fraternity leave. Pat is over the weight limit for horses. Matt has a Toys ‘R’ Us in the northeast wing of his palace. Jamaican a baby a...
2023-02-2450 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow181: Business AdviceGrab your 80lbs of hose and meet us at the Great Wall Street of China for a new episode of LIVE! Prepare to be rich because the Boiz have all had successful lives and now they are here to give their sage wisdom to YOU! Matt pays people to touch his dirt. Alexander Mattison drinks coffee. Nate has a hot take about firefighters that even Pat finds problematic. Plus, is it possible to be un-cancelled? Has Nate ever hired anybody? What does Matt’s waist and Pat’s head have in common? All that and more in an award-winning (mayb...
2023-01-2052 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow179: What Makes You Say "F#%K YEAH" as if You Just Threw a Pomegranate at a Tree?Grab your Monster Hanual and meet Matt at the dump for an all new LIVE! It’s 2023 and the pickup pizza boiz are doing revolutions and talking about what makes them say “f#%k yeah!” Nate is looking a little hamstery. Matt is writing a movie in 21 days. Pat is going to read two books this year and is taking suggestions. Plus, no more spaghetti on the carpet. John Wick on a horse. Over/Under on how many people cut you off while you’re heading to work. It’s all about the reflexes and it all happens LIVE!
2023-01-0653 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow162: Excuses to Skip Pat's WeddingGrab your ocean lime and squeeze it in Pat’s mouth on an all-new Patisode of LIVE! We’re a week away from the wedding, so the Bung Boiz are lighting up a pack of Pat and coming up with the best excuses to skip his big day. Is Pat pro or con bear attack mid-ceremony? If Nate worked out for a whole summer, would he have gotten invited? Why did Matt yell at everybody during the bachelor party? Plus, the boiz all pitch their ideas for “Jaws 2.” Pat talks about his aversion to almond milk. And Nate reveals that he...
2022-09-0949 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow160: LIVE! From the Bungverse of MadnessGrab your two guys/half faces and join us at an undisclosed location for an all new episode of LIVE! Producer Matt, I don’t feel so good…Something is wrong with the randomizer and not even you sexy, horny listeners can save the multiverse. Nick gets an upper-stomach tan. Costa uncovers a Gatorland conspiracy to breed dinosaurs. Zach tries to make “A-quats” happen. Plus, does Nate Ford have the range to play Madea? Is Matt more like Gollum or Woody Allen? Can you name an Amy Schumer movie? We’re in people’s ears, coming in them and around them...
2022-08-2644 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow135: Best Things With Which to Replace Your FingersGrab your poor unfortunate hole and join us for a finger-lickin’ good episode of LIVE! With what would you replace your fingers? Nate thinks he’s making his fingers impervious to danger by turning them into lizard butts. Matt gets into shape by turning his fingers into weights. Pat hopes becoming a horse will help him overcome his existential dread. Plus, the Wedding Planning Podcast has released #TheBungCut. Nate’s peeing out of his hands. And Matt has had erotic dreams about Ursula. All that and more and it all happens LIVE!
2022-03-0451 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow133: Best Animals to be Raised ByGrab your horny snails and meet us in the bungalow for an all new LIVE! What are some of the best animals to be raised by? Pat thinks if an eagle raises him he can learn how to fly. Matt can hold his breath for a long time after being raised by dolphins. Nate gains intelligence from growing up around a crow. Plus, do dinosaurs all speak the same language? Would Matt be jealous if a bee hit on his wife? Could Nate learn about sex from a ram fam? Beluga the bear is here and it all happens...
2022-02-1848 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow125: What Would Change if You Were SantaGrab your wings, beer, and rocket fuel and meet us in the North (or South) Pole for a Christmas episode of LIVE! The Boiz are back with their holiday episode and for the third straight year forgot about Hanukkah. They are taking over as Santa and there are about to be some changes around here as a result! Matt fires all the elves. Pat replaces the reindeer with gators. Nate only checks the naughty/nice list once. Plus, would society be better or worse if we could see live rankings of everyone’s chances at getting into Heaven? Is Sa...
2021-12-2441 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow123: Alternate Identities for Your Everyday LifeGrab your melon and let John Farmer tell you how to knock it on an all new LIVE. What alternate identities would you assume to make everyday tasks more bearable? Nate becomes Nayte in bed so that he can give more pleasure to his wife. Matt becomes Maxx at work and dumps all his stress on him. Pat becomes Matt whenever he needs to do math, but then Matt refuses to leave his body. Plus, are Americans too accepting of others? Is Nate a Jerry? Can Matt get a speeding ticket if his driver identity is a Buddhist monk...
2021-12-1052 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow115: Squid Games From the Beach BungalowGrab your frozen celery and join us on the big shelf for a deadly new episode of LIVE! What childhood games would you choose to play if losing meant you were killed? Matt has never heard of Four Square because he went to a rich kid school. Pat is in a fight over the temperature of his fridge. Nate likes to hide. Plus, should the next Bond be a woman? What childhood memory did Matt suppress? Did Pat ever learn how to draw lines between dots in high school? All that and more on an all new LIVE!
2021-10-1548 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow114: CrispsGrab your fish and crisps and meet us in London for a crunchy new episode of LIVE! What are your favorite crisps? Matt is excited for the crisp autumn air. Nate uses his crisper drawer for cheese. Pat isn’t allowed to talk about cereal but he does anyway. Plus, hear the story about Nate’s $1,000 Oreo. Listen to multiple vending machine jokes. Marvel at Matt’s Elvis impression. And so much more. Fresh air, green trees, and LIIIIVE.
2021-10-0838 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow113: Cast Yourself in the New Mario MovieGrab your red shells and join us in Marioland for a new episode of LIVE! The casting for the new Mario movie is out and the boiz are casting themselves in their own version of the video game adaptation. Pat really doesn’t like Chris Pratt. Matt really doesn’t like the Rock. Nate really doesn’t like that he’s being compared to Wario. Plus, do the Japanese hate turtles? Are there turtles in space? Is Matt a red turtle or a green turtle? All your turtle questions will be answered and it all happens LIVE!
2021-10-0141 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow108: New Wedding TraditionsGrab your ravioli-izer and hit it for your seating assignment at Matt’s wedding! That’s right, Producer Matt’s big day is just 48 hours away and it’s time to come up with some new traditions for weddings everywhere. Matt brings a spirit owl to his ceremony. Pat fights his father-in-law to the death. Nate turns the reception into a talent show. Plus, does Matt have brain fog? Did Pat actually crash Nate’s first dance? Is Pat a rich chocolate cake or a bad pizza? Find out on an all new episode of LIVE!
2021-08-2738 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow102: Things You Would Customize with Unlimited MoneyGrab your personalized laser toaster and meet us in aisle Nate for a LIVE Draft that is customized for maximum laughter. If you had unlimited money, what aspects of your life would you customize? Matt edits his own DNA. Nate has a new shirt for every day. Pat alters the fabric of reality by changing every song ever. Plus, would you pull Pat from a burning building? Should Matt announce when he’s making love to his sex robot? What's that movie with Mickey where he fights the broom? All those questions answered and it all happens LIVE!
2021-07-1644 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow090: Find Matt a ViceGrab your toothpick lathe and meet us in Vice City for an all new LIVE! Matt’s coworkers don’t trust him because he doesn’t have a vice, so it’s time to give him one! Pat tries to rekindle the flame of Matt’s scratch ticket passion. Nate might be confusing vices with pranks. Matt picked a bad day to quit juice boxing. Plus, what’s the deal with Nate’s baby and grapes? Did Adam asphyxiate himself with the snake in the Garden of Eden? And why is Pat blackmailing Matt for lava cake? All that and more and i...
2021-04-2335 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow086: Contributions You Could Make to the 1700sGrab your horse oil and jump through the time loop hole to the 1700s for an all new LIVE! What contributions could you make if you were zapped back in time to the 18th century without a chance to prepare? Nate would become an eccentric tycoon. Pat would inject people with moldy bread. Matt would become bike-curious. Plus, what is the new crisis with Matt’s work bathroom? Would Pat be the smartest person in 1700? Can Nate get ice cream down from the top of a mountain without it melting? Good hole analogies abound and it all happens LIVE!
2021-03-2653 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow085: Do's and Don'ts When Being Interviewed By a MonkeyGrab your man root and meet us at Monkey Corp for a new LIVE draft that promises to be good fluid. Patty Banana Bags chest-beats his way into a new job as a monkey while Producer Matt, AKA the spider monkey, merely tries to survive an interview. Nate, the sea ape, refuses to go on record as to whether or not he would bang a monkey for a dream job. Plus, the boiz try to trick the listeners into writing positive reviews, Nate tells a bad bus joke, and Matt nearly passes out because his belly is full of...
2021-03-1943 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow081: Commercial Characters You Want as Family MembersGrab your stool-softening ice cream and meet us in the Bungalow for another #NoFreeAds episode of LIVE! It is time to assemble a family of commercial characters, and the twist is whoever you choose brings with them unlimited supplies of whatever they advertise. Nate is flush with Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt. Pat has so much insurance he doesn’t need to con Matt into marrying him. Matt is outshined by his parents the way Jonah Hill is outshined by Leonardo DiCaprio. Plus, there is a heated debate over the species of Goofy, the Disney character. Matt is seeing a ch...
2021-02-1937 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow074: 2021 New Year's RevolutionsGrab your BungBok and join us at the Parent/Teacher Orifice for a new year, new us episode of LIVE! What are some of the Boiz goals for 2021? Nate’s goal is to have less goals. Matt wants to run around an entire moon. Pat is hoping to have less road rage, but no promises. Plus, could Pat beat Albert Einstein in an intelligence test? How did Nate get Tricky Genie’d? And why is Matt angry at a fictional kid named Gavin? Listen to the 53rd-ranked podcast in all of Chile! It’s popular and it’s LIVE!
2021-01-0132 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow070: Bait to Catch the Hosts and ListenersGrab your potent pota-balls and join us for a new episode that will have you hooked, bait, line, and hookers. What bait would the Boiz use to ensnare each other? Matt puts limited edition gym-wear on his rod to reel in a big ol’ Pat. Nate gets tempted by a mail-in rebate but isn’t sure if he wants to go through the effort. Plus, has William Shatner ever done tasteful nudes? Why does Matt’s fiancé always put her waffles back in the toaster after she butters them? Is it time for Battlebots to be brought back? What object...
2020-12-0438 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow069: Thanksgiving PardonsGrab your phallic microscope and join us at the Thanksgiving table (virtually) for a holiday edition of LIVE! The Bung Boiz are in a giving mood and handing out pardons. Pat pardons himself for S-wording a vacuum. Nate pardons bats for starting a global catastrophe. Matt pardons people who like “The Last Jedi.” Plus, Pat can’t spell “table.” Nate wouldn’t be caught dead in a gym. Matt struggles to pay attention because an IT guy has taken control of his computer. And the boiz answer questions from the fans. There’s a lot to be thankful for and it’s all L...
2020-11-2729 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow068: Video Game Items You Want in Real LifeGrab your energy sword and fly your banshee to the Bungalow for an all new episode featuring professional Spikeball player Chris Hornacek! Which objects from famous video games would you want to use in every day life? Matt uses a Mario Kart power-up to beat traffic and also release some road rage. Nate prepares himself to fight zombies. Chris’s accessories help him gain an advantage in Spikeball and also cut his travel costs in half. Pat flexes his first amendment right to blow up mountains. Plus, was Pat mean to Matt in Nashville? Has Mario ever been arrested? Di...
2020-11-2039 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow058: Presidential Candidates for a Mars ColonyGrab your Mars bonds and meet us at the Green House for a presidential draft featuring the host of “Negro Please,” Matt Corbin. Who should we elect to lead a new Martian colony? Who would win in a fight: The Rock or a martian? Would Viola Davis get away with murder? Will Bill Nye be confused by the gravity since he’s a science GUY and not a scienTIST? Cardi B has a strong and diverse free trade policy. Pat is prepared to punch aliens in the face. Nate may make his society women only. Matt’s fiancé is horny for...
2020-09-1128 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow057: Concoct the Perfect Dad Using Fictional CharactersGrab your ugly baby kidney and meet us in the black market for a new episode featuring Clem from “Podfathers!” What elements from fictional characters can combine to create the perfect dad? Clem uses dad strength to crush the skulls of lesser dads. Nate becomes a better father every time he smears pie on his face. The Internet Gods cut Pat off right before a (probably) horrific Sean Connery/Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. Matt asks about baby return policies. Plus, How is South of the Border like “Space Jam?” Find out in an all new episode of LIVE!
2020-09-0438 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow056: Wedding Gifts for a Canceled WeddingGrab your something borrowed and something blue and meet us at the alter for a LIVE draft with special guests Christy and Michelle from “The Big Wedding Planning Podcast.” The two expert wedding planners give Matt advice on his postponed wedding. What would be the perfect gifts to give to someone who had to delay or cancel their big day? Matt schedules his fantasy football draft on the original wedding date. Nate announces he's having a baby. Plus, is premium porn worth the investment? Does Nate look like a hedgehog? Why is Pat giving people books when he doesn’t know...
2020-08-2837 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow055: Create Your Own HogwartsGrab your broken mic and join us at Hogworld for an educational new draft! The Bungalow Boiz are creating their own schools, and you can enroll with a 20% discount using promo code DEREK69. Matt tells the gang about his first COVID test. Pat finds his grunt. Nate is one of only three professors at his university. Take a class in pun theory, or dad jokes, or sleeping your way to the top. And remember, the wizard doesn’t choose the dildo, the dildo chooses the wizard. It’s all new and it’s LIVE!
2020-08-2124 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow054: The Rarest Sounds in the WorldGrab your ergonomic dumpster toilet and meet the Bung Boiz down under with Judd and Pedro from the “When Albums Collide” podcast. What are some of the rarest sounds on Earth? What is Nate cooking in his hot tub? Who is cucking Pedro? What #MattJinx nearly takes down the episode? Plus, Pat tries to explain guns to the Aussies, who haven’t invented guns yet. Judd has Oreos and beer for breakfast. Matt soaks in his own gender fluid. Continents and podcasts collide and #ItsLIVE!
2020-08-1429 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow053: Secret Branches of the GovernmentGrab your grapefruit popcorn and join the Space Boiz as they expose the truth about the secrets hidden from us by our own government. Julia and Erin of the “UFO Party” podcast join the gang to discuss conspiracy theories and their love for Fox Mulder. Nate hunts down time criminals. Pat lives in a satellite with a roommate dog. Matt doesn’t trust traffic lights. No one really knows for sure what is in the Great Pyramid of Giza. Plus, Helen DeHeneras is cancelled and Qanon is just Nicholas Cage trying to expose fake historical artifacts (stay woke!). The truth...
2020-08-0729 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow052: Ice Cream Truck SubstitutesGrab your Choco Taco and follow the sound of the ice cream man (or woman…2020) as we cool down with a truck load of fun. What do you wish could be sold door-to-door, ice cream truck style? Nate waves down the lotto truck. Pat dreams up a mobile Blockbuster. Matt wants a convenient store truck to drive by so he doesn't have to go to CVS for one small thing. Plus, the Bung Boiz talk favorite ice cream truck treats, Pat tells us about Sigmund Frood, and Nate reveals which controversial shirt he keeps preserved in his closet. Hurry up...
2020-07-3129 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow049: Wishes That Weigh Under Ten PoundsGrab your magic lamp and meet us in the wishing well for a new draft where all your dreams can come true. Tricky Genie strikes again in an episode where the Bung Boiz are wishing for anything their heart desires…as long as what their heart desires weighs less than ten pounds. How much does world peace weigh? Does a replenishing pizza have to always have the same toppings? Are squirrels exotic animals? Plus, hear about the time Matt got a $900 speeding ticket but Pat got him a $75 discount. Nate becomes his own pet and Pat is his own wo...
2020-07-1022 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow048: Most American Ways to DieGrab your vat of gas station cheese dip and meet us in Daytona for a deadly new episode of LIVE! What are the most American ways to die? Choking on a hot dog? Attacked by an eagle? Amateurducer Matt explains his fear of fireworks. Pat tries to read a cookbook. Nate fights to survive being handcuffed to a lion. Plus, Matt finally picks the best man for his wedding, and then his best man picks an assistant best man. Apple pie. Baseball. Diabetes. This is 'MERICA, and it's LIVE!
2020-07-0325 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow047: Hidden Underground WorldsGrab your Earth-sized jawbreaker and meet us underground as we dig up another draft full of laughs. What hidden worlds are buried beneath the surface of the planet? One full of candy, or one full of monsters? Pat thinks ghosts are heavy and cause volcanos. Nate hopes that the core is actually a giant disco ball. Matt believes we are being controlled by aliens who have a secret civilization beneath us. Plus, were you a Looney Tunes kid or a Muppets kid? Are any of your friends in the Illuminopoly? And which fast food chain does Big Foot frequent...
2020-06-2622 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow046: Stuff I Never KnewGrab your stuffed wooly mammoth and get ready to break parrot law in a new episode of LIVE! This week, the Bung Boiz are exchanging fun trivia facts in honor of “Stuff I Never Knew,” a game show podcast that the gang appeared on. NateBot is here and he wants you to insert Oreos. Pat tries to explain how eyes work (and fails). Matt doesn’t think trans-fats should be banned from the military. Plus, who is the Caesar salad actually named after? Which top NFL player never played college football? And why are the Bung Boiz talking about horses...
2020-06-1924 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow045: Hot StuffGrab your Sean Paul and meet us at Nate’s company work function in Chicago for a hot episode of LIVE! The Bung Boiz are drafting the best of all things hot, including hot streaks, sexy people, spicy food, and warm temps. Find out how Nate embarrassed himself at a company event last summer. Hear Matt try to navigate a situation in which he was told “underwear optional.” Listen to Pat try to convince everyone that a plantain is as much a banana as a banana is a banana. We’ve got jalapeño poppers stuffed with Frosties and extra let...
2020-06-1222 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow044: Things You Want to Blast into SpaceGrab your astronaut suit and meet us at launchpad 39A for an out-of-this-world episode of LIVE! What do you wish you could launch into space? Nate uses his rocket to get rid of some inconvenient trash. Matt blasts off the Kardashians, but only so they can shoot a new season in zero G. Pat tries to suck the earth’s core out through a volcano. Plus, how do sound barriers work? Do rocks crack if they’re dropped from really high? Are instructions a book? And does SpaceX sound like Space-Sex to anyone else but Matt? Join us on "Eart...
2020-06-0524 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow043: Insect SomethingGrab your dried worm and join the Big Bad Bung Boiz as they do insect stuff. Matt needs to be unplugged and plugged back in again. Pat thinks “A Bee Movie” is the only funny thing Jerry Seinfeld has ever accomplished. Nate wants to know if insects are smaller than microbes. If you’re still confused, you should be! Are king bees real? Who is Pat’s favorite Mortal Combat character? How do fleas travel? We’ve got bugs on the brain (and hair), so everyone put your insectologist hat on and dive deep into a new episode of LIVE!
2020-05-2926 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow042: Best Ways to Randomly Gain a Million DollarsGrab your bottlesnout dolphin and get ready to feel like a million bucks with a new episode of LIVE! If you could randomly come in to a million dollars, how would you want it to happen? Matt is hoping to be discovered, while Nate is content just hitting the lotto. Pat goes rogue and uses one of his picks to surgically alter Nate to give him a blowhole. Plus, Matt might be getting deeper and deeper into an Atlanta scratch ticket subculture. Tune in, and tell your fellow squam people to tune in, too! It’s free, it’s fun...
2020-05-2223 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow041: Stuff You Want to Eat or Drink but Can'tGrab your raw cartoon zebra leg and MEAT us in the frozen human section for a LIVE draft of stuff you really want to eat or drink but cannot. What objects or liquids in your home would you consume, if not for the fact that doing so would probably kill you? Matt tops his ice cream with dish soap. Nate chugs antifreeze like it’s Gatorade. Pat tries to convince the gang that packing peanuts taste like crispy water (which somehow is different from ice). Plus, what happened to the dog who ate a pile of nails? Would you ea...
2020-05-1524 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow039: Un-Retire Your Favorite Legends and Historical FiguresGrab your face mask and protective goggles and meet us on the factory floor, it’s time for another draft! Football phenom Gronk recently came out of retirement, and it got the Bung Boiz thinking: what other figures in sports, politics, or entertainment should come out of retirement? What if Steve Irwin could wrestle one more alligator? What if the mean British lady from “The Weakest Link” could berate one more person? Matt un-retires Alfred Hitchcock to shoot a porno. Pat un-retires a person and then learns that they are actually coming out of retirement. Plus, Nate gets his bagels...
2020-05-0125 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow038: Worst Things to Have to Do RemotelyGrab your 100lb Spider-Man statue and meet us at the virtual zoo for a LIVE draft of remote activities. The world is doing everything remotely, from work to friendly gatherings. But what if the government told us we were only allowed to have sex remotely, or feed muffins to cows remotely? What are some other things that just are not the same over a computer? Pat tries to land a plane with only his altimater. Nate creates an OnlyFans for his bird home invasion video. Matt gets triggered by Pat’s interpretation of “remote.” Plus, what mystery is unfolding across...
2020-04-2426 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow036: Fun Activities With Your Extra Toilet PaperGrab your toilet paper bush and meet us in the apocalyptic wasteland of the dish soap isle! This week, the gang gives the Bungheadz some good ideas for their excess toilet paper supply. Think of all the mummies you could make! Pat learns about decorative soap. Nate is a clumper. Matt has had to convert to wet wipes. Plus, eggs are being dropped from Nate’s roof and pig arms are being crushed in car doors. It’s all new and it’s LIVE!
2020-04-1025 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow035: Historical Events You Wish You Could Stream on NetflixGrab your peanut butter pasta and meet us at Gettysburg for a historical episode of LIVE! If you were somehow able to watch historical events on Netflix, which would you most want to see? Pat wants to see the Lincoln assassination, but mostly because he wants to get a free play out of the deal. Nate doesn’t think WWII footage is bloody enough, so he’d like an HD streaming experience. Matt burns one of his picks trying to get his hands on a presidential sex tape. Plus, the Bung Boiz enter into one of the most heated deba...
2020-04-0323 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow033: Best Places to be Quarantined if the Places Came to LifeGrab your Danny DeVito blowup doll and meet us at the (adult) toy store for a live episode of LIVE! What if the place where you were quarantined came to life, like Beast’s mansion or Ben Stiller’s museum? Where would you want to be? Matt strikes up a conversation with Mona Lisa. Pat befriends toys, but some of them are the kind that crawl up his butt. Nate wants items in his own house to come to life so they can bring him more beer. Plus, Pat’s rival mouse eats 12,000 pieces of candy and is Willem Dafoe...
2020-03-2727 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow032: Animal/Object HybridsGrab your firefly flashlight and shine it on a wild new episode of LIVE! What animal/object hybrids would you create to make your life easier? Pat has a couch he can milk and Matt’s chair can rip apart his body (but also clean his hair). Nate creates a lot of animals with handles but also one that can light his cigars, as long as it doesn’t blow his head off first. Plus, Pat is at war with a mouse that is repurposing his jacket for bedding material and we debate whether the IRS should thank us for...
2020-03-2025 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow031: Blank Me, I'm BlankGrab your three inches of Irish and meet us in the lady bug jar for a blank new episode of blank! “Kiss me, I’m Irish” is getting old, so it’s time to come up with new “____ me, I’m ____” sayings. “Wash me, I’m hands!” Or maybe “listen to me, I’m this podcast!” The possibilities are endless. Nate continues to be problematic. Matt retires one of his best jokes. Pat has a weird thing going on with bug carcasses. Dr. House gets electrocuted and coronavirus might be spread by strawberries. It’s surely going to be a blast. So tune in to hear...
2020-03-1326 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow030: Cartoon Characters You Want in Your EntourageGrab your dragon’s balls and meet us in the goop for a new episode of LIVE! This week we are assembling an entourage of cartoon characters from our childhood that we would hang out with, and some of us do better than others. Pat is worried that breeding robots are stealing jobs. Nate gets disowned by his group. Matt might be a wallaby. Plus, Pat wonders if ESPN subtitles count as books and Nate is mad that his wife doesn’t trust his TV show recommendations. We’re assuming species and getting screwed by Scrooge McDuck and it all ha...
2020-03-0628 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow029: Beverage-Themed IllnessesGrab your can of Mountain Flu and meet us in quarantine for a sick new episode of LIVE! Coronavirus has everybody freaked, so the Bung Boyz are bringing some levity to the apocalypse with a draft of other ailments with a beverage twist. You can’t imagine the horrific ginger ailments that await. It’s a game of BadLibs and there is lots of sweating. Plus, someone gave the pod a one-star review and Pat thinks it is his arch rival. Matt gets triggered by misinformation. Nate wonders if Saint Patrick got it in with Saint Bridget. Is clam juic...
2020-02-2822 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow028: 2020 Geography BeeGrab your atlas and meet us in SwedMan for a showdown that takes the podcast WorldWhy. Pat thinks he can beat Nate in a Geography Bee, so Matt plays trivia host as the other two Bung Boyz compete to see who is the least dumb. Pat is hoisted by his own Picard. Nate serves us a plate of Gabagooldfish. Matt makes Pat describe a country he has never heard of before. Plus, is ocean a country? Is Mexican the national language of America? Does Japan have electricity yet? Tune in to the only geographical exam where “big butts” is an a...
2020-02-2131 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow027: Build Your Own Emotion-Themed HolidayGrab your sex fruit and meet us for an Aztec orgy at the Valentine’s Day themed Bungalow. It’s the Time of Valen, and the Boyz ring in the holiday by kissing butt cracks for cash and fighting over worm hearts. If you could make a new holiday based off an emotion, complete with a gift, tradition, and mythical creature, what would you create? Matt is possessed by the CurmudgMan. Pat mainlines sadness. Nate dresses as a horny little goat man. There are baboon wrestlers and happy people protests. It’s a romanic edition of LIVE!
2020-02-1425 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow026: Actual Movie BombsGrab your tornado tentacles and meet us in the blast radius for a LIVE draft of bombs made out of movies. If you could weaponize a film’s plot, which flicks would you choose? Nate launches “The Purge” at a bank so he can rob it. Matt throws a “Terminator” grenade at his enemies. Pat drops a “Gremlin” bomb in a bowl of water. Plus, it’s Matt’s birthday and he is having an existential crisis. Pat is confused about how fast things travel in space. Nate is attempting to self-bomb himself. Enjoy an episode as pulse-pounding as Sarah Jessica Park...
2020-02-0724 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow025: Super Bowl Rosters Built from Super Bowl AdsGrab your Squam people and meet us in the circle ring circus for a SUPER episode of LIVE! It’s time for the big game and the boyz celebrate $*per B*w1 LIV in style with a convoluted draft of Super Bowl ads you’d want as your offense, defense, coach, and cheerleader. Producer Matt officially sets a date for an actual Geography Bee showdown between Pat and Nate. New words are invented. Pat doesn’t think a horse could hold a football in its mouth. Nate skyrockets. No one knows the rules and that’s okay. They’re stomping u...
2020-01-3125 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow024: Stats You Wish Your Fitbit Could TrackGrab your Fitbit (duh) and meet us in Welshilvania so we can track your pumps! This week it’s a LIVE draft of stats you wish your Fitbit could track. If you could track your lies, would you? What about how many pieces of pizza you’ve eaten? Matt wants to know how many people he’s met and Nate is a human pelican. Plus, Pat challenges Nate to a geography bee and Matt hides in the bathroom stall at work. It’s the Bung Boyz and Bill Hollywood on this week’s episode that’s tracking to be the best one
2020-01-2423 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow023: Things You'd Do if You Were a GiantGrab your strawberry bazooka and meet us at the world’s largest Bud Light can for this week’s massive draft. If you were a giant, what would you do? Matt uses his size to get invites to Leonardo DiCaprio’s parties. Nate dunks for the first time. Pat maybe starts eating people. Plus, Pat’s dog speaks more languages than he does and Matt is allergic to masterbating. It’s ‘Buchi time, so tune in and then send words of affirmation to all our social media accounts. Even the smell is mushy. IT'S LIVE!
2020-01-1724 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow022: Worst Good DeedsGrab your bottle of homemade apple cider vinegar and join us as we give new meaning to the phrase “no good deed goes unpunished.” Today it’s a LIVE draft of good deeds that we hate. Hear just how much Pat despises having his meals paid for by strangers. Learn Nate’s brilliant strategy for when and when not to hold a door. Find out about the one every day thing that Matt can’t watch old people do. Nate rides a draft horse and Pat picks a fight with algorithms. It would be nice if you listened, but don’t even...
2020-01-1025 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow020: Headlines to Expect in the 2020sGrab your newspapers and meet us at the Bungalow for the 20th episode of the 2nd decade of the 21st century. The Bungalow Boys are putting their prophet hats on and predicting headlines for the next ten years. Pat and Nate try to hunt down Future Matt's killer while Future Pat does cocaine with John Stamos and Future Nate checks into rehab. Pat predicts a sexual reckoning will wipe out civilization and Florida gives the hosts real North Korea vibes. Plus, Gen-Z ruins TikTok and Nate is pissed he has to post 4,000 memes on Wednesday because the world is...
2019-12-2722 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow017: Sexy ChoresGrab your inverted dreamcatcher and join us by the kitchen sink for a LIVE draft of sexy chores. Pat is a half-eaten omelet in an episode which is sure to arouse your urge to clean. Nate tries to contain himself while describing his dirty dishes. Pat zags from Matt’s zig. Plus, the Bungalow Boyz give a highly anticipated update on the #DevilsVacuum. Where else will you hear Dick Van Dyke, Van Gogh, and sexy maid uniforms discussed in the span of twenty minutes? Listener beware: you will never look at a fitted sheet the same after this one.
2019-12-0621 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow016: Thanksgiving Day Parade Floats Based on Our LivesGrab your Rogaine and meet us on Main Street for a LIVE draft of Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade floats based on our lives. It’s a sand flea party and everyone is invited, including Ralph the condom-eating mouse and all of Matt’s wildly different alter egos. Pat asks what the difference is between turkey meat and human meat and Nate’s parade marches down memory lane as he relives his party days (which turns out were every day). The Bung Boyz shed some light on the origins of the Beach Bungalow and talk Black Friday traditions. The only thi...
2019-11-2924 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow015: Woke Disney TitlesGrab your bread fork and meet us in Kokomo for a LIVE draft of woke Disney titles. We take famous Disney movies and change their names to conform them to #WokeCulture. Is Bernie Sanders a Nazi? Is George R.R. Martin a Flat Earther? Was Bambi killed by the Clintons? Stay #Woke this week as Political Correspondent Pat questions whether fish have skin and Matt delivers a draft that will have everyone "hmm emoji”ing all day long. It’s the only podcast in the history of the planet that has muppets, politics, and fish/human intercourse all in the...
2019-11-2223 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow014: Pizza Toppings as Pop SingersGrab your slice of pizza and join us at the nearest concert venue for a LIVE draft of pizza toppings as pop singers! If your favorite toppings became overnight celebrities, what would their musician name be and what would be their biggest hit single? Find out what the anchovy known as DJ ‘Chovi releases as his chart topper. Marvel at how Nate turns the sausage into a musical sensation. Gasp in awe at how badly Pat misinterpretted this draft. Matt saves his best picks for the honorable mentions, Nate does a terrible southern accent, and Pat doesn’t understand K.Po...
2019-11-1522 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow013: Worst Candle ConcoctionsGrab your blueberry yum yum and meet us at Yankee Candle for a LIVE draft of the worst candle concoctions imaginable. We take popular candle scents and change one word of their names to make pleasant smells into terrible ones! Things go so far off the rails that they end up on different rails entirely. Find out what Nate does to banana cream pie and which of Matt’s picks leaves the co-hosts speechless (which is problematic on an audio-only show). Plus, we talk about the rules for playing music in public spaces. It’s the episode where the pick...
2019-11-0820 min
LIVE! From the Beach Bungalow008: Replace Tom Hanks Characters with AnimalsGrab your pool floats and join us LIVE from the Beach Nate. This week we’re taking famous Tom Hanks movies and replacing the main character with an animal. There’s a time traveling tortoise and party store pee galore. How did Pat manage to take “Catch Me If You Can” and make it 40 seconds long? Why is Matt’s draft so ape-heavy? Has Nate ever actually seen a Tom Hanks movie? Listen and find out!
2019-10-0420 min