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You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This114 | May Your Rootin' Always Be Tootin'The wait is over (if it ever started)...the fifth season of Google Gripes has arrived! Matt gets the ball rolling with another set of 1-star Google reviews for well-known movies, but first: when people say 'that's right up my alley'...what street is that alley off of? Where have all the cowboys gone? And what should Effin' Cultured do for their next roast episode? Yeah, that's right, we're not the only podcast that suckers its audience into providing their content!Join our Patreon!What's included?$1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT...2025-04-241h 19You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This113 | Cracking Into Cold OnesFor this episode, we're joined by the lead singer of Infinite Pizza, local witch, and licensed mortician Becky Hackerman! Becky brought along a plethora of questions for the boys to go through, ranging from "Is blood soup?" to "What is your Fursona?" Then, Becky gives Matt a tarot reading. Follow Infinite Pizza on Instagram and check them out on Bandcamp!Join our Patreon!What's included?$1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access t...2025-04-101h 25You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This112 | YDAFT & Afraid 2: CostcoYa boys are back on the street. Well...back on the aisles. YDAFT and Afraid returns for its sophomore voyage as Matt and Eric take the episode into a Costco to answer all your questions about the bulk retailing giant! Join our Patreon!What's included?$1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "Oops! All Tangents" is a shorter, question-free episode dropped on the first F...2025-03-271h 39You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This111 | Thou Shalt Read the RoomWe've got a very special etiquette-themed episode for you this week! We've been saving up some questions of etiquette in various situations and now you get them all at once, including: What's the proper etiquette for asking someone to be the base in pool chicken? For inviting a friend of yours to a party they weren't invited to? For guillotine use? Then, Eric brings Matt a fresh Pop Quiz: Punk or PoserJoin our Patreon!What's included?$1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the...2025-03-131h 08You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This110 | The Kaczynski MethodThis episode we're joined by a true YDAFT Giant, submitter of bundles of questions, and expert in all things odd: it's Tim from Against All Oddities! And he came prepared. Not only does he rattle off a packet of prepared questions, he also sent both Matt and Eric a secret question to prepare in advance without the other's knowledge. He's setting a new bar for guest preparation and you're the beneficiary! Join our Patreon!What's included?$1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Di...2025-02-271h 37You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This109 | Bobbing for KnivesIf, from the day you are born, you never bleed, do you live your entire life with the same blood? We explore the body like The Magic School Bus after we dive deeper into Matt's Dad's theory that a 'Student Driver' sticker conspiracy is running rampant through these United States. Then we finish off the episode with some new Local Legends!Join our Patreon!What's included?$1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to...2025-02-131h 12You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This108 | Critical GirthWhat is an appropriate dollop size before it becomes a scoop? What makes a Good Stick? The boys tackle these problems before Eric tests Matt with a Pop Quiz.Don't forget to fill out your 2025 YDAFT Bingo card!  You can fill out your own here. Simply drag and drop 24 of the choices onto the board and send it to youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com before the end of January. The cut-off is 1/31 at 11:59pm. A good bingo gets you a guest spot on the show and some free merch!Join our Patreon!What's i...2025-01-3059 minYou Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This107 | Surrender to KyleIn this episode Matt becomes a pampered prince, Eric is subjected to another Pop Quiz, and, of course, we answer some questions:I just had a baby boy, my question for you guys is what is some fatherly advice I should give him first?What's the proper etiquette for letting someone know their zipper is down?Don't forget to fill out your 2025 YDAFT Bingo card!  You can fill out your own here. Simply drag and drop 24 of the choices onto the board and send it to youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com before the end of January. T...2025-01-161h 04You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This102 | Speaking of My Burdens...Femur or Tibia? No, we don't understand the question either but it came in on the thoughtline so we're answering it. Then: what is a Lego set that absolutely needs to exist but never will? Finally, we tackle another workplace question before Eric unleashes a Pop Quiz on Matt.Join our Patreon!What's included?$1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "Oops! All Tangents"...2024-11-071h 05You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This100 | Floor PizzaAfter four years, we've finally hit the big milestone: episode 100! For this very special occasion Matt and Eric record in person, interviewing each other with personal questions that the other doesn't know about. Then, Matt springs a new game on Eric, inspired by the British TV show "Taskmaster."But the big announcement is...we're launching a Patreon! Don't worry, we're keeping it humble:$1/month = YDAFT PunksAccess to the YDAFT Discord$4/month = YDAFT GiantsAccess to the YDAFT Discord20% off all merch (coming soon!)And exclusive access to our new monthly b...2024-09-261h 33You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This97 | Clown CourtIn this episode, we are joined by the incomparable and beloved Alyssa Forsythe, better known to you all as frequent contributor dough_babe! Alyssa brings us the case for owning Neopets in 2024 and supervises as Matt and Eric as they make each other a Neopet. Then: what happens in Clown Court?Join our Patreon!What's included?$1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "Oops...2024-08-151h 00You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This95 | Any Poch in a StormNow that we're halfway through 2024, it's time to check in on our 2024 YDAFT Bingo! We go over our cards as well as the top submissions from listeners before we tackle the lone question for the episode: what are the NEW Ten Commandments? Then: the triumphant return to season four of Google Gripes. Join our Patreon!What's included?$1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "O...2024-07-181h 02You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This94 | He Feta Cheesed MeFresh off his Broadway debut in "An Enemy of the People," it's actor (and our longtime friend) Matthew August Jeffers! You've seen Matthew's work in shows like "New Amsterdam," "The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live," "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel," and more...now listen to him as the three of us answer some pretty dumb questions such as: between Matt and Eric, who wins the Tour de France? What would the Shea and Poch Awards be for? Plus some...more intimate questions. Then: the boys talk about Matthew's Broadway debut and share some more awkward audition stories....2024-07-041h 02You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This93 | Steveless in SeattleIn this episode we tackle a question from the Thoughtline: we all know about The Golden Rule...but what are The Silver and Bronze Rules? At least, that's what we talk about once we banter about Maryland snacks for a while. Then: Matt surprises Eric with a new segment...a surprise game.  Don't forget: we're now on TikTok! See our faces today!Join our Patreon!What's included?$1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And e...2024-06-201h 07You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This91 | Long DaddyWhy are they called “Daddy Long Legs?" If reality is, in fact, a simulation, what are some real-life examples of "glitches" in the simulation? We dig into those questions but only after Matt explains his war with a goose. Then: the second half of Google Gripes Season Four Round One.Join our Patreon!What's included?$1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "Oops! All Tang...2024-05-231h 16You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This87 | God's MistakeThis is it! The moment has finally arrived to choose a mascot for the show. We asked you to send in your suggestions and boy did you deliver. In this super-sized episode, we put these candidates to the test in a March Madness-style bracket. Not only that, we also debut a new closing segment and announce an exciting and unique upcoming themed episode...The images for each seed can be found on our Instagram. For Matt's newsletter on Wrexham AFC, subject of FX's Welcome to Wrexham, subscribe to The Wrexham Wreader on Substack!...2024-03-282h 04You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This86 | Romancing the RoombaMatt pitches an exclusive event while Eric grapples with a clapback voicemail from someone near and dear. Then: how will AI impact reality shows? Will there be AI-based reality shows like Love is AI? We tackle this growing conundrum before taking some questions from Chad, GPT.As always, you can submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we m...2024-03-1458 minYou Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This85 | Get in Loser, We're MoshingDoes America really run on Dunkin'? If not, what does run on Dunkin'? And what does America run on? Plus: Eric and Matt are handed a very-specific ultimatum from Tim at Against All Oddities. LAST CALL FOR MASCOTS! If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions!As always, you can submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter...2024-02-291h 08You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This77 | Gulf War GameboyLeft Twix vs Right Twix: what's the difference? We explore these two rivaling candy bars before tackling some of our lowest-brow humor yet: What is your most shameful poop sesh? Do you have a poop you’re especially proud of? Yes that's right: it's all candy and toilet humor on this one. Until the back half of Google Gripes S3 R1 that is! If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions!Submit your leas t pressing questions, local legends, de...2023-11-091h 17You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This76 | You Can't Handle the BitIt's here! Our annual spookisode is back with lots of ghost-based questions:Can ghosts see each other? Do they have to take turns haunting people?  How crowded is the afterlife? Can ghosts be haunted in the afterlife? What professions are NOT represented as Halloween costumes, but are terrifying nonetheless? Does anyone still “Trick” during Trick-or-Treat? If so, where is the line between appropriate and inappropriate Tricks?Then: the start of season three of Google Gripes!Colorado Bigfoot VideoNew York Times Bigfoot ArticleIf you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the Y...2023-10-261h 11You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This75 | Mosh Pit LifeguardHow does one mosh? Matt grills Eric on his concert-going habits before the two tackle another more universal question: how would Clifford the Big Red Dog live in real life? Then the boys have a circleback/follow-up from the one and only JG Toesworth.If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions!Submit your leas t pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod...2023-10-121h 11You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This74 | Dogs with ThumbsThe Baja Men have been asking for over twenty years and now we need to know: who did let the dogs out? And speaking of early 2000s pop hits: what does 'she listens like Spring and talks like June' mean anyway? And, perhaps most importantly: who is delivering the Ninja Turtles' pizza and where are they getting the money?We deal with these questions before we deal with our own mistakes in a brand new segment featuring Dr. Lindsey Barr: Lindsey's Correction Corner.  If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! W...2023-09-281h 18You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For ThisThe Best of Episodes 41-50Matt and Eric are on a secret mission to rescue a small, but friendly mountain goat who has gotten himself stuck on the side of Mount Kilimanjaro, so we'll need to roll-out some of the best bits from YDAFTs gone by...enjoy!If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions!Submit your leas t pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on Instagram...2023-09-1447 minYou Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This73 | A Koala with Terrible PurposeWhich animated duck has the best life? If Winnie the Pooh is a living stuffed bear, where does the honey go? If Spice Melange was a real spice, what food would you put it on? Posing these question to us is none other than actor and oft-mentioned question submitter, Alexander Kafarakis!If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions!Submit your leas t pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to...2023-08-311h 19You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This72 | I Say "YES, Jan!"Here's the story  about eight people named Brady, one named Alice, and who in this family is the best. That's right, we've got a brand-new Definitive Ranking for you: The Brady Bunch. Plus, What would a complicated bake oven look like?"If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions!Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and F...2023-08-171h 32You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This71 | Let's Start on the Funny?When do people in the Peanuts universe start talking with the adult “wah-wah” voice? If trees could walk, would they form their own societies? What are alien relationships like? Plus: we go over some recent 2023 bingo card items and bring to you Ian the Holy Mole's mashup of Mr. Brightside and Margaritaville.  Speaking of the Holy Mole, check out his new venture at https://www.genxcess.co.uk/ for some badass walking aides. If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your sug...2023-08-031h 10You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This70 | The Long, Dark Ball Pit of the SoulGet ready: this episode we answer questions given to us by...an inhuman source. Plus: the triumphant return of Fast Five and a circle-back/followup to our millennial retirement home discussion: what is the millennial margaritaville?  If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. You can als...2023-07-201h 18You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This69 | Grimace is as Grimace DoesIn honor of his highly-publicized birthday, we've gathered your questions about Ronald McDonald's (allegedly) best friend: Grimace. What is Grimace? What is Grimace's biology? Does he have a special toilet or does he even NEED a toilet? The answers will surprise you. Then we hold a mid-year check-in on our 2023 bingo cards.If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to c...2023-07-061h 11You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This68 | I'm Gonna Be a ProblemWhat would happen if a "key to the city" was literal? Would Lightning McQueen buy life insurance or car insurance?Can you daydream at night?What will the retirement home be like for millennials? To help us answer these questions, we enlist the help of Emmy-winning producer and talent-booker Anthony Conway!If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else y...2023-06-221h 11You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This67 | Blundering to SuccessWhy doesn’t Tarzan have facial hair? When people ask “Where are you from?” what is the age cutoff to be “from” somewhere? What if experience points were real? We have all these answers plus a special circle-back/follow-up featuring the one and only Harry the Centaur.Speaking of which: don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpo...2023-06-081h 14You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This66 | Binge It Like BeckhamHow important do you have to be to be considered assassinated and not just murdered? What qualifies someone as a Disney Adult? How do you find a job as an evil villain's assistant? These are the hard-hitting questions we cover before we get to the highly-anticipated season two finale of Google Gripes. Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5...2023-05-251h 23You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This65 | An Impediment to the VibeWhat is the definition of "ish?" If Air Bud were to enter the joust, would he be the mount or the rider? Is there a rule saying dogs can't be in the joust? Plus: Someone’s got a pair of garden shears, clean but not sterile. He looks wiry and fit but not too strong. He’s offering cash for toes. How much cash would you accept for each toe? We answer these questions and compare feet before launching into the season 2 finale of Google Gripes!Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neig...2023-05-111h 21You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This64 | Never Trust a WormWhen does The Future begin? What could an idiom of "On the eyebrow" mean? What is the YDAFT mascot? We break it all down before the triumphant return of Local Legends, where we discuss El Tabudo and the Virginia TV Head Man.Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!2023-04-271h 08You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This63 | Vicious MockeryThis episode we have the honor of being joined actor, playwright, and musician Michael Perrie Jr! Michael brings the boys a bushel of questions including: Is Frosty the snowman or the hat? In dungeons and dragons there are mechanics like Initiative, Action, and Bonus Action. What would some of those be for real life, for your own life, and why? And the very disturbing: 101 Dalmatians. There are 101 of them…how many of them are absolute bastards, how many of them are psychopaths, and how many of them would it actually take to make an adult woman’s coat?...2023-04-131h 26You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This62 | We Are the CultureWhen you say “its been a while”, what is the longest it’s been that it’s still ok to use that phrase? If Hercules was given a 13th impossible task in the modern age, what would it be and could he do it? Is it that the one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater is a creature that itself is one-eyed, one-horned, purple of color, and eats only normal, human people; OR is it a creature whose diet is exclusively people who are one-eyed, one-horned, purple of color, and can fly? We settle these pressing issues before moving o...2023-03-301h 16You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This61 | Kirbies All the Way DownWhat's it like inside of Kirby? Is a bird in the hand really worth two in the bush? How would the Vatican handle an Angels in the Outfield situation? All questions that have been asked since the beginning of time (or 1951/1994) and they'll be answered today. Plus: a controversial start to Google Gripes Season 2, Round 2. Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. You can also leave us a voicemail on The T...2023-03-151h 22You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This60 | We Are Due for a Child KingThis week the boys welcome a second Brit to the program...Ian the Holy Mole from The Strange Mole Show, a brilliant British political sketch comedy podcast - available wherever you get your pods! Ian joins us to ask: Is dog really man's best friend? What would be your zombie apocalypse weapon of choice? If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, what's the biggest clap in your path? The trio then dig in to get the satirist's thoughts on Brexit and British policy, before offering some sparknotes on just how the hell the American congress works.2023-03-021h 27You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This59 | James Bond in HospiceIs there a formula for making the perfect James Bond villain? Matt and Eric dive deep into the weeds of Bond's enemies to find out in an all-new YDAFT Investigation. Then the boys clear out The Thoughtline with multiple circle-back voicemails.Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!J...2023-02-161h 23You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This58 | Grippable SkullIs milk juice? At the movie theater, which armrest is yours? What makes a face punchable? We answer these questions after Matt's dream actions cause him problems and before we get to a circle-back/follow-up on his secret Elf on the Shelf exploits.Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!2023-02-021h 27You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This57 | An NFT by Any Other NameA simple question submission may have led to a new YDAFT tradition. This week the boys figure out what is on their 2023 Bingo Cards...and invite you to play along!You can fill out a 2023 YDAFT Bingo Card here.Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!J...2023-01-191h 07You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This56 | So Said Meatloaf and So Say IHow big is personal space? How does one win 'The Game' (which, sorry: you just lost)? Plus: we invent new circles of Hell and Eric completes his half of Google Gripes Season 2, Round 1!Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!Join our Patreon!What's included?$1/m...2023-01-051h 13You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This55 | Elf on the Chaise LoungeHappy holidays, everyone! Since you've all been so good, this year we got you a brand new Definitive Ranking: the 12 days of Christmas! Just what does one do with all these damn birds? Plus: love him or hate him, we're tackling all your questions about the Elf on the Shelf.Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we m...2022-12-221h 18You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This54 | Step Into My OfficeWhat is the best and worst way to spend spoons? Eric finally gets to teach Matt about Spoon Theory before the boys tackle a delicate question: in this era of Toxic Masculinity, "what is the modern day "Test of Manhood"? Plus: the first YDAFT job reference and the season two premiere of Google Gripes.Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline a...2022-12-081h 18You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This53 | Daddy the MagnificentWhat are the ingredients of Humble Pie? What's the oldest trick in the book? Why do millennials hate phone calls? This Thanksgiving, we're grateful to be tackling these questions as we search for a new Turkey Day tradition and wrestle with a challenge from the Thoughtline. Play out music for this episode: "Don't Take It Out on Me" by PEG and the Rejected.Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. 2022-11-241h 15You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This52 | Boudoir Feet PicsWhat is the appropriate punishment for coworkers that eat your lunch? How did Pigpen get so dirty and why can't he get clean? We answer these existential dilemmas before heading to the Thoughtline, where two spouses have called on us for counseling. Plus: a brand-new segment of Fun Facts that you certainly didn't ask for.Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. You can also leave us a voicemail on T...2022-11-101h 33You Didn\'t Ask For ThisYou Didn't Ask For This51 | Pillow TalkSpooky season is upon us and we've got an episode full of Halloween treats! Namely: what's the worst Halloween candy? What does your Trick or Treat bag of choice say about you? What (fictional) serial killer would you want to be your roommate? Plus: the boys ask each other some personal questions.Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 a...2022-10-271h 27