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The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 30 - Eileen and Brett CollinsSend us a textMatt, Jillian, and Jay welcomed back Brett Collins to the podcast, but this time with his wife Eileen. Eileen gave us a glimpse of her life as a former athlete herself, but also as a spouse and parent along with Brett. Juggling family life and the demands of Brett's racing schedule is a challenge. Eileen shares her experience and tips making it all work. Music from #Uppbeathttps://uppbeat.io/t/kaleidoscope/the-clock-ticks
2025-07-061h 19The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 29 - Pre-race Jitters, Preparations, and HabitsSend us a textWith the racing season for North America in full swing, Matt, Jillian, and Jay discussed how they experience pre-race jitters and handle their preparations for race day in the 24 hours leading up to the race. For Matt and Jillian, when recording this pod, are 12 hours away from starting their race at Ironman 70.3 Coure d'Alene. Jay also shares a race recap of his finish at Ironman 70.3 Pennsylvania. Link to Coach Cox - Triathlon and Ironman Stats - https://www.coachcox.co.uk/Music from #Uppbeathttps://uppbeat.io/t/paul...
2025-06-251h 00The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 28 - Our Favorites for SBRSend us a textWe are all creatures of habit and the things we love in triathlon. Matt, Jillian, and Jay go around the horn of swim, bike, and run and talk about their routines, favorite warm-ups, nutrition, and other tidbits of training and racing. We are getting pumped up for the heart of our triathlon season so we hope your training is going well and that you might pick up a tip or two in this episode!Music from #Uppbeathttps://uppbeat.io/t/mark-july/dance-with-me
2025-06-201h 04The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 27 - Triple T & ZwiftSend us a textIt's been a few weeks since your hosts Jillian, Matt, and Jay could get together to record, so this week we are dropping two episodes! In Episode 27, we recap the amazing weekend Matt and Jillian had competing at the Triple T Triathlon in Ohio. Then they put a cherry on top of this episode by diving into their Zwift stats, favorite courses, badges, and their pizza scores! We had a little fun with this one so we hope you do too!Music from #Uppbeathttps://uppbeat.io/t/n...
2025-06-191h 07The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 26 - Managing ExpectationsSend us a textWhere are you in your journey related to managing expectations? Your own? Others of you? Does social media motivate you to perform better or worse? Have you experienced expectations robbing you of the joy of triathlon? Matt, Jillian, and Jay expose all of their inner thoughts on this topic in the hopes it might help you learn from the ever-evolving battle between our ears.Music from #Uppbeathttps://uppbeat.io/t/mark-july/dance-with-me
2025-05-0158 minThe Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 25 - Triathlon Q&ASend us a textMatt, Jillian, and Jay compiled a list of ten triathlon related questions that they have received from athletes of varying experience level. We had fun sharing our perspectives and we hope you enjoy listening and maybe learn something too!Music from #Uppbeathttps://uppbeat.io/t/noise-cake/off-the-wallLicense code: XBQ8CESDZBIL695C
2025-04-181h 03The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 24 - Handling Hard SessionsSend us a textWe all have them. Those sessions that make us question our life decision of participating in triathlon. What do you do when your mind and body say, "QUIT!" Matt, Jillian, and Jay discuss their approach to those tough sessions as well as some grit building mindsets that might help you take it to the next level! If all else fails, just get started... you might surprise yourself! Music from #Uppbeathttps://uppbeat.io/t/paul-yudin/breakthrough
2025-04-021h 03The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 22 - The Data Fields We UseSend us a textIf it isn't on Strava, it didn't happen, right!? No way! You put in the work and you know it, that is all that matters, right!? Well, both are kinda right. Data is a tool that helps us get the most out of our training and racing. It keeps us in check and it motivates us too. Matt, Jillian, and Jay discuss the data fields on their devices that mean the most to them for each of the disciplines of triathlon. We hope you might learn on how to use your data wisely and not...
2025-02-261h 07The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 21 - NutritionSend us a textMatt, Jillian, and Jay attempt to unpack the gigantic topic of nutrition for triathletes. We are not professionals in this area but our combined experience in the sport provides a pretty wide array of approaches to daily nutrition as well as race day. This is definitely not the last episode we will devote to this topic. We hope that something we discuss might click with your training and eating goals!Music from #Uppbeathttps://uppbeat.io/t/paul-yudin/breakthrough
2025-02-171h 18The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 20 - Bikes - Part 2Send us a textIn episode 5 of this season, Matt, Jillian, and Jay discussed tons of topics about bikes. Unfortunately, we didn't get to everything we had hoped to cover, so we are back again to try and cover more dimensions of the longest leg of triathlon. We cover saddle selection, shoes, helmets, eye wear, kits, and nutrition set-ups. Guess what though, we didn't get to everything, so part 3 is in our future!
2025-02-071h 05The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 19 - Indoor Training Tips & TricksSend us a textIn the Northern Hemisphere, we are in the middle of the dog days of winter. Many of us are sequestered to our "caves" to get our training done. What can we do to make it more tolerable or engaging? How can we remain purposeful and not let our moods influence our desire to train? Matt, Jillian, and Jay take you on an indoor ride with them discussing all their tips and tricks to getting the triathlon work done!
2025-01-291h 06The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 18 - A World Championship New Year! - Part 2Send us a textWe pick up where we left off with Jillian, Matt, and Andy Holland last episode about their experience at the 2024 70.3 and Ironman Championships in Taupo and Kona. We were just getting to the start of their races last episode, so listen about their race experience through the finish line!
2025-01-251h 06The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 17 - A World Championship New Year! - Part 1Send us a textHappy 2025 everyone! In this very special new year episode, Matt, Jillian, and Jay welcome back a previous guest, Andy Holland. 2024 went out with a bang for Andy, Matt, and Jillian with visits to the Ironman and Ironman 70.3 World Championships! We journey through the lead-up and finish lines of both races in this special two-part episode! If you are a Kona dreamer or have a big goal to qualify for a world championship, you do not want to miss this episode!
2025-01-181h 02The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 16 - Seasonal GiftsSend us a textWho knew gift ideas for triathletes would be such a popular topic?! So, we are back for another rendition of triathlon gift ideas by season of the year. We hope you enjoy this one as much as part one. Matt and Jillian are off to New Zealand next week for 70.3 World Championships, so we will be back after the New Year! We hope you have an amazing holiday season! Cheers!Music from #Uppbeathttps://uppbeat.io/t/mark-july/dance-with-me
2024-12-1159 minThe Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 Episode 15 - Triathlon Gift IdeasSend us a text'Tis the season! Matt, Jillian, and Jay breakdown their gift ideas for triathletes in this festive episode. We tackle all budget ranges from unlimited down to stocking stuffer essentials. You may want to share this episode with someone special! ;o) Music from #Uppbeathttps://uppbeat.io/t/noise-cake/off-the-wallLicense code: XBQ8CESDZBIL695C
2024-12-041h 00The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 14 - 2024 Lessons LearnedSend us a textOn the eve of Thanksgiving, Matt, Jillian, and Jay share what they are grateful for as well as the lessons they have learned thus far in 2024. Jay also shares a race recap for the JFK 50 Miler that he completed recently. We hope you all have an amazing and restful Thanksgiving! Music from #Uppbeathttps://uppbeat.io/t/paul-yudin/breakthrough
2024-11-2759 minThe Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 13 - Bouncing Back!Send us a textHave you ever missed a race due to injury or some other reason that left you frustrated? What about the dreaded DNF (did not finish)? Bouncing back from these disappointing situations or even a performance that did not meet your expectations is tough. Matt, Jillian, and Jay provide some ideas on how they approach adversity when it comes to triathlon racing and training.Music from #Uppbeathttps://uppbeat.io/t/noise-cake/off-the-wallLicense code: XBQ8CESDZBIL695C
2024-11-2059 minThe Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 Episode 12 - Reunited!!Send us a textIt has been four months since we recorded a podcast!! We are so sorry, but we promise it was for good triathlon and life reasons that we were absent for so long! From Africa to Norway and across the United States, Matt, Jillian, and Jay were busy juggling life as age group triathletes and have no shortage of stories during this episode. Catch-up with us as we recommit to getting back on track with our podcast!Music from #Uppbeathttps://uppbeat.io/t/mark-july/dance-with-me
2024-11-131h 03The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 Episode 11 - How Does World Championship Slot Allocations Work?Send us a textBoy are we excited for Matt and Jillian!! Hear about their race experience at 70.3 Coeur d'Alene which we turn into a tutorial about the process of qualifying and planning a trip to a world championship race!
2024-07-101h 06The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 9 - Training MotivationSend us a textIn this episode, Matt, Jillian, and Jay tackle the challenge of staying motivated to train. What do you do to stay motivated? What if it just seems like life is challenging you every day to get it done? How do you adjust a workout if you have less time then the workout you want to complete? All of these questions and more are answered. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/noise-cake/off-the-wallLicense code: XBQ8CESDZBIL695C
2024-06-201h 05The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 7 - Tri TravelingSend us a textUnfortunately, many of us do not live in locations that triathlon races are normally conducted. On top of that, many of us have to travel for work and at the very least for vacation. So how do you balance triathlon with travel? How do you make it a little less stressful so you don't add to your training fatigue? Matt, Jillian, and Jay combined have travelled tens of thousands of miles by car and plane. You will undoubtedly learn a few hacks for living the age group life while traveling to your next desti...
2024-06-0554 minThe Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 5 - Bikes! - Part 1Send us a textOh my goodness!! The longest leg of triathlon has so much to unpack, doesn't it! Matt, Jay, and Jillian have only begun to scratch the surface of riding bikes! We are calling this part one because we will no doubt need to dedicate another episode in the future to bikes. Hopefully though, this episode will hit some topics that many of you will appreciate!Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/noise-cake/off-the-wallLicense code: XBQ8CESDZBIL695C
2024-05-221h 00The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 4 - Our Nemesis - SwimmingSend us a textFor many age group triathletes, swimming is their biggest weakness. For Matt, Jillian, and Jay, it is no different! We are mesmerized by the few that have been swimming since they were teens or younger. They make it look so easy! We hope everyone will take something away from this raw, fun, and exposing discussion of how we have come to enjoy swimming and maybe get just a little bit faster with every year that goes by!Music from #Uppbeathttps://uppbeat.io/t/noise-cake/off-the-wallLicense code: XBQ8CESD...
2024-05-151h 02The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 3 - Races and Why We Pick ThemSend us a textHow do you go about setting your season of races? Do you sit down all at once and select them? Do you pick them as your season goes? What bucket list races do you have? In this episode, Matt, Jay, and Jillian discuss all this and more! Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/noise-cake/off-the-wallLicense code: XBQ8CESDZBIL695C
2024-05-0159 minThe Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 - Episode 2 - What does recovery look like for you?Send us a textRecovery means a lot of things in the sport of triathlon. Recovery may be the time dedicated within a workout between intervals, a day off, what you do between workouts in the same day, or even what you do to prepare for a race. Matt, Jillian, and Jay talk about all their favorite means and methods to letting the body get stronger... that is the real reason for recovery! Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/noise-cake/off-the-wallLicense code: XBQ8CESDZBIL695C
2024-04-241h 04The Triathlon Age Group JourneySeason 2 Begins - The Journey ContinuesSend us a textJay, Matt, and Jillian took a bit of hiatus to reformulate plans and figure out how to juggle life with triathlon and recording a podcast. We are making a small adjustment to the format of the pod but it will make a big difference for everyone's training and racing! Listen to this episode for more details about Season 2 of The Triathlon Age Group Journey!!Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/noise-cake/off-the-wallLicense code: XBQ8CESDZBIL695C
2024-04-171h 09The Triathlon Age Group JourneyEpisode 43: Johnny's Route to HeavenSend us a textMatt and Jillian were a dynamic duo hosting the podcast this week because Jay was their guest to talk about his journey creating a new Fastest Known Time route called, "Johnny's Route to Heaven." If you are a regular listener to this podcast, you will already know much of the background of this story. However, regulars and new listeners will get a full recap of the route attempt and the story behind the fundraiser for The ALS Association. We hope you are encouraged to tackle any fears you might have to take on an...
2023-12-061h 02The Triathlon Age Group JourneyEpisode 39 - Guest: Ironman Kay GrantSend us a text"Kay made me do it!"... this is the rallying cry for literally dozens of athletes that took on Ironman California two weeks ago. Our one and only, Captain Kay Grant (from episode 3) took on her first full distance triathlon and absolutely crushed it! You cannot miss this episode. Kay's story and perspective is exactly why Matt, Jillian, and I created this podcast. She will make you laugh, cry, and smile the entire episode! Kay is our mighty triathlon warrior and our absolutely badass grandma!!! Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):htt...
2023-11-0156 minThe Triathlon Age Group JourneyEpisode 30 - And... We are back!!Send us a textAfter a long sabbatical, we are finally back and ready for some more amazing triathlon age group stories!! Jillian, Jay, and Matt sit down to catch up on what has been going on the last few weeks and set the stage for the second half of the season. It's been a busy season of life for your hosts and you won't want to miss the lessons they learned!Music from #Uppbeat:https://uppbeat.io/t/kaleidoscope/the-clock-ticks
2023-08-1759 minThe Triathlon Age Group JourneyEpisode 23 - Jaime Clark - Sherpa ExtraordinaireSend us a textWE ARE BACK! After taking a nice break, Matt, Jillian, and Jay speak with Jillian's sister, Jaime Clark. Jaime is an accomplished age group cyclist but also an extraordinary sherpa! This is a great episode to share with your family and friends that may not know what to expect spectating and supporting a triathlete. Jaime is all class and takes the support role seriously. Thank you to Jaime and all the amazing race sherpas out there, you are invaluable to a terrific race day experience!!Music from #Uppbeat:https://uppbeat.io/t...
2023-04-2859 minThe Triathlon Age Group JourneyEpisode 19 - Weekly Outlook and Training TipsSend us a textThis week, Jillian, Matt, and Jay went down a different path and outlined each of their training weeks. They discussed how they juggle their training with life as well as some tips that might help you be more efficient with your time management. They also discussed some mistakes that new triathletes might make in their training. All around, no matter your experience level in triathlon, you will take something away from this episode!Music from #Uppbeat:https://uppbeat.io/t/paul-yudin/breakthrough
2023-03-1551 minThe Triathlon Age Group JourneyEpisode 17 - Guest: Matt ClancySend us a textThere are so many triathlon dimensions to Matt Clancy... from age group, to pro, back to age group, to bike fitting, and to triathlon coach. Matt shares his meandering journey through triathlon with us in an inspiring way! You can reach Matt here:E3 Endurance USAT Level III Certified CoachAsst. Coach Greensboro College Women's TriathlonProfessional Bike Fitter(336) 543-8771coachmatt@E3endure.comwww.E3endure.comMusic from #Uppbeat:https://uppbeat.io/t/paul-yudin/breakthrough
2023-03-011h 02The Triathlon Age Group JourneyEpisode 13 - TAG's Triathlon TipsSend us a textJillian, Jay, and Matt each share their most influential tips in their triathlon journey. See below for some video links that will help you with one of the topics we discussed. We would love to hear from you about your tips. Email us at triathlonagegroupjourney@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at @triathlonagegroupjourneyPark Tool Video: How to Change a CassetteGTN: Gear Ratios Explained for TriathlonMusic from #Uppbeat:https://uppbeat.io/t/paul-yudin/breakthrough
2023-02-0148 minThe Triathlon Age Group JourneyEpisode 9 - 2023 PlansSend us a textMatt, Jillian, and Jay took a week off from recording for Christmas. We got together right before the New Year to talk about our racing plans for 2023. Hear about a race that Matt and Jillian think everyone should consider! We also celebrated a milestone for the podcast and are really excited about those of you that have listened to every episode. Let us know who you are! Happy New Year!!Music by Uppbeat:https://uppbeat.io/t/paul-yudin/breakthrough
2022-12-3149 minThe Triathlon Age Group JourneyEpisode 5 - Triathlon GratitudeSend us a textAfter celebrating Thanksgiving, Jillian, Matt, and Jay discuss what they are grateful for this year as it relates to triathlon gear, racing, and a special wild card segment. We are especially grateful to reach Episode 5!! Our special guests will return next week in Episode 6. Music by #Uppbeat:https://uppbeat.io/t/paul-yudin/breakthrough
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 131 -- "Series Finale" (8/29/12)Episode # 131 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin crying like tiny little babies. Friends, listeners, countrymen... lend me your ears. We've come to bury TWSS, not to praise it. OK, maybe we'll praise it a little. The last half of season EIGHT on the other hand..? Hrm. THANK YOU to everyone who listened to and/or donated to TWSS over the past five seasons. TWSS and THE OFFICE have taken up a huge portion of my life, and left me with many awesome memories. Incidental music provided by Music Alley from Mevio. Email us at TWSSpodcast @ gmai...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 130 -- "Mrs. California" (12/1/11)
Episode # 130 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin in a state of confusion (eating Asian fusion?). I wish they ALL could be "California" girls... don't I? or not? Uh... little help? Robert? Jim? Anyone..? When Roberto Californo sends Andy mixed signals about hiring the missus (Biiitch), it leads to an afternoon of fun and bafflingly nervous anxiety. What I wouldn't give for one of Phyllis's classic room clearing farts right now! Meanwhile, Dwight starts a gym, Darryl continues his season-long chartacter arc, and Kathy continues to... exist. Damn, who'd have thought that Jim Halpert was such a...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 129 -- "Gettysburg" (11/17/11)Episode # 129 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin wondering if it's "too soon" to joke about Lincoln's death. TWSS listeners: You've got your sheep, and you've got your black sheep... and I'm not even a sheep. I'm on the freakin' moon! When Andy realizes that business is like a war, he decides to give the office staff a battlefield education. Surely the lessons learned from the Battle of Gettysburg can be applied to the daily operations of a small paper company? Meanwhile, Kevin loves cookies, Gabe-raham Lincoln wows the crowds, and Dwight finds his ancestors once h...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 128 -- "Pam's Replacement" (11/10/11)Episode # 128 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin playing the body-bongos. Ooh, baby I love your (replacement's) way-ay... eve'ry day! When preggo-Pam is feeling a bit underappreciated and under-actractive, who better to call on for some crotch-grabbing/ husband testing action than dear old Dwight K. Schrute? NO ONE, I say! Let hilarity ensue! Meanwhile, Andy, Darryl and Kevin learn a valuable lesson about jamming, Gabe continues to creep everyone out, and I continue to wonder why, eactly, Pam needs a replacement to do her fake office manager job. Incidental music provided by Music Alley from Mevio. Em...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 127 -- "Doomsday" (11/3/11)Episode # 127 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin jamming out to Semisonic. It's Y2K all over again! When Robert California berates Andy for the office staff's many mistakes, it's up to Dwight "#2" Schrute to set things right-- with a computerized doomsday... I mean "accountability" booster. Five strikes, one home run, and the self-destruct mechanism is triggered. Surely they'll be up for the challenge. Right? Ehem. Meanwhile, Gabe and Darryl enter a Bermuda Triangle of love, and... well, that's about it for side-plots. Incidental music provided by Music Alley from Mevio. Email us at TWSSpodcast @ gmail. com...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 126 -- "Spooked" (10/27/11)
Episode # 126 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin experimenting with "podcasting of the unsettling." It's that time of year again when young hearts turn to thoughts of... fear. Or, at least the "unsettling." When Robert California expresses his high expectations for the annual Halloween party, Andy feels the pressure to deliver... and poor Wendy (er... Erin) isn't cutting the mustard. What's a manager to do? Meanwhile, Jim and Pam argue about ghosts, Dwight meets his intellectual equal, Toby gets fired, and Robert California gives his own demented version of the "one more thing" speech. At least we...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 125 -- "Garden Party" (10/13/11)Episode # 125 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin enjoying a delicious watercress sandwich. When Andy throws a garden party at Schrute Farms in a 2-for-1 attempt to impress both his dear old dad AND Robert California, you just gotta know this isn't going to work, don't you? I mean, anyone? Still, poor AndyÉ it's not everyday you get outsung AND disrespected by the guy who starred in Tales of the Gold Monkey. Add in a sycophantic Gabe, a baby naming war, the return of Kevin's toupee, and the most ridiculous Jim/Dwight prank ever, and you've g...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 124 -- "Lotto" (10/6/11)Episode # 124 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin catching lotto-fever. You've gotta be in it to win it! When the warehouse crew quits after winning the lottery, Andy and (Fat) Darryl have to interview and hire a NEW squad of licensed warehouse experts. Unfortunately, Darryl's existential mid-life crisis seems to be getting in the way just the teensiest bit. Meanwhile, Jim, Kevin, and Erin set their combined brainpower towards streamlining the loading process. Senor Loadenstein, anyone? Yes, this is real. Painfully real... what is happening right now. Incidental music provided by Music Alley from Mevio. Email us at...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 123 -- "The Incentive" (9/29/11)***WARNING! EXTREMELY CRITICAL COMMENTS INSIDE!***
Episode # 123 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin arguing over which one of them is going to get the "TWSS" tramp-stamp. Me am Matt. Me no happy with cold open. Me cry now. When Robert California challenges Andy to double the office's sales figures, Andy will have to use every beet selling trick he can manage to steal if he hopes to impress the new boss. If that doesn't pan out, I guess he'll just incentivize them by offering up his stink for the ink. Obviously, you're going to go...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 122 -- "The List" (9/22/11)Episode # 121 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin... actually making podcasts again. California, rescue me//From office mee-dee-ock-ri-tee. It's the dawn of a Carell-less season of The Office, and both Robert California and Andy Bernard find themselves filling the managerial voids left by their predecessors. The question is, on which side of the list will they fall? When California divides the office into winners and losers, it's up to Andy to set the record straight. Except for Gabe, that is… very astute. So. Winners, prove him right; losers, prove him wrong… and then… SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUT...
2011-09-271h 37
That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 110 -- "The Seminar" (1/27/11)Episode # 110 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin riding the crazy train. Hey Brohombre, coffee's for CLOSERS. When slumping sales lead Andy to promote a small business seminar in the Dunder Mifflin offices, the law de Murphy seems ready to table things before they get started. Can the Office's "B-team" seal the deal after the "A-team" flakes? Meanwhile, Michael's a plant, Jim's a coward, and Pam & Oscar help Erin play Scrabble against Gabe (it's all about the two letter words, baby). You know, since we've been gone, only SOME of you have told me you miss a...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode #107 -- "China" (12/2/10)Episode # 107 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin thinking of picking up the cello. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. When Michael returns from the dentist with a new-found fear of China, he becomes an office folk hero by putting Oscar "Mr. Actually" Martinez in his intellectual place. But round two looms, and things don't look good for our hero keeping the championship belt. Meanwhile, Pam and Dwight battle over the building, Creed parlays, Nate de-plies, and Andy attempts to woo back Darryl with the perfect text. One thing's for sure: th...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode #106 -- "Wuphf.com" (11/18/10)Episode # 106 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin preparing themselves for the TWSS IPO. You may be right; I may be crazy. But it just may be a social networking site you're looking for. When Michael and others in the office invest in Ryan's WUPHF.com, they quickly come to realize that their long shot just might be a not shot. Can Michael overcome his mancrush on Ryan to save everyone's money? Aye... am not going to tell you. Meanwhile, Dwight becomes the hay king, Angela hooks up with a hero, and Jim... well, Jim does a...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode #105 -- "Viewing Party" (11/11/10)
Episode # 105 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin arguing over who's going to solo at regionals. There's a time for love and a time for livin'. Not since the epic battle between Tony Danza and Judith Light have so many wondered who, exactly, is the boss. When Erin and Gabe throw a Glee party, Michael resents that others think Gabe is his superior. Michael, spoil a party for his own selfish needs? Naaahh. Meanwhile, Pam sells out Jim in order to acquire Dwight's baby- whispering skills, Andy injests way too much powdered seahorse, and Kevin f...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 104 -- "Christening" (11/4/10)
Episode # 104 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin trying to get off this frickin' bus. Office writer Peter Ocko, why you always gotta be so mean to me? Baby CeCe's getting baptized, so of course the entire office trudges along to witness the "blessed" event. Michael (feeling boxed out) and Andy (looking to impress Erin), decide to join a Christian Youth bus trip to Mexico, Dwight drums up business, Toby argues with God, and Angela steals thousands of scones. What could possibly make this episode better? If you said "guest appearance from MeeMaw," it's your...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 103 -- "Costume Contest" (10/28/10)Episode # 103 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin checking their trick-or-treat bags for rocks. Happy Halloween...JERKS! When Blackula goes behind MacGruber's back (or was it "takes him from behind"?) with an idea for corporate, Michael vows to defend the chain of command at all costs, friendship be damned. Meanwhile, Jim and Pam are still obsessing over Danny Cordray. Halpert? You looking for someone to bang your wife? Gabe-wad dances, Andy and Kevin choose sides, Oscar gets rational, and Angela...? OH EM EFF GEE. Oh, and TWSS listeners? Don't tell anyone I said anything to you... o...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode #102 -- "The Sting" (10/21/10)Episode # 102 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin loving Big Brother. TWSS listeners, I find you absolutely ribbitting! When Michael, Jim, and Dwight are bested by male model slash pam's ex-lover slash salesman Danny Cordray, they set up an undercover "stinger" operation to learn the secrets to his hunky success-- if Meredith can keep her pants on, that is. Meanwhile, Andy's feeling blue when pal Broccoli Rob finds an amazingly small amount of professional success. His answer? Jam with Darryl and Kevin to create a kick-ass song people can ice skate to. Or... maybe a truck c...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 101 -- "Sex Ed" (10/14/10)
Episode # 101 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin cataloging their previous lovers. Give it a rest, pencil dick! When Michael learns he has herpes (or maybe just a cold sore), Dwight guilts him into taking a trip down sexual memory lane. Why? Revenge, of course. And maybe some personal growth if there's time. Meanwhile, Andy tries to impress Erin by teaching a sex ed seminar in the conference room. It goes about as well as can be expected. Angry? you won't LIKE him when he's angry. ANDY SMASH! At least Darryl's there to pick up...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 100 -- "Andy's Play" (10/7/10)Episode # 100 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin embracing the power of showtunes. Attend the tale of Michael Scott... his pride was hurt, his temper hot. Andy's plan to impress Erin with his Sweeney Todd performace hits a bit of an O'Henry-style snag when she ends up babysitting for Jim & Pam. Whoops. Meanwhile, Michael grows as a person (booooooo), Angela blue-balls Dwight, and Gabe orders some delicious broth. TWSS listeners-- my world crumbles when you are not here. Now shhhhh: if we don't listen to the overture, we won't recognize the musical themes when they come b...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 99 -- "Counseling" (9/30/10)Episode # 99 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin eyeing each other while checking their copies of the DSM-IV. Pretty sneaky, sis! When Michael faces off against counselor Toby in a battle of wills, he's determined to keep his lips zipped. Can Toby break through his defenses with subtle subterfuge and a couple of classic board games? Only ALF may know for sure. Meanwhile, Dwight gets snubbed at the Steamtown Mall, Pam bluffs her way through the scam of all scams, and Ryan appears to have dipped into Dianetics. And Erin... oh, don't get me started on E...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 98 -- "Nepotism" (9/23/10)Episode # 98 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds Matt, Ian, and Kevin staking out their respective pee corners. Keeping it in the family? NO no. No. No no no. No no no no. Michael cheeses off his subordinates when he covertly hires his estranged nephew to be the new office assistant. The new, HORRIBLE, terrible, annoying office assistant. Maybe it's in the genes? Meanwhile, Gabe dates Erin, Creed hates Betty White, Ryan whores Wuphf, and Pam attempts to win back her husband's love by pranking Dwight. I'd normally say something incredibly pithy and clever here, but... if you'll excuse me...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 97 -- "Whistleblower" (5/20/10)Episode # 97 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin furiously erasing their hard drives. If nobody talks, everybody walks. When word gets out about the Sabre printer fires, Jo goes on the warpath to smoke out the whistleblower. Will it be Andy, Pam, Darryl, or Kelly who get their anuses checked? Meanwhile, Dwight looks to make the investment of a lifetime, Michael bargains with the devil, and the IT guy... uh, Shadow? Garth? Sport?... makes a dramatic exit (boom, roasted). We cannot let the pedophile win again, folks-- I'd like you all to go to our website...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 96 -- "The Chump" (5/13/10)Episode # 96 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin checking their calendars. Boing-oing-oing-oing-oing! When Michael continues dating Donna after finding out she's married, the entire office becomes disgusted with "Affair Mike's" remorseless attitude. It's up to Andy Bernard, the cuckolded ghost of infidelity past, to show his emotionally scroogey boss the errors of his ways. Meanwhile, Dwangela hash out terms of their baby contract, Ryan chickens out, and Jim and Pam go on a quest for a little shut-eye. Stop listening to TWSS because of its erratic publishing schedule? That's a dangerous game, Friend-o. Incidental music provided...
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That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 95 -- "The Cover-Up" (5/6/10)Episode # 95 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin eying their peripherals VERY carefully. The printer... the printer... the printer's on fire! We don't need no Dunkin Donuts gift card, let the mother effer burn. Michael's enjoying his new relationship to the fullest (it's even distracting him from work!), but when the office convinces him Donna's cheating, it's up to Dwight Schrute, P.I., to get to the bottom of things. What are a couple of thigh pulls between friends? Meanwhile, it gets all real up in here when Daryll decides to use Andy's printer concern as p...
2010-06-151h 11That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 94 -- "Body Language" (4/29/10)Episode # 94 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin wondering what the significance of an extended index finger might be. Hola, amigos y amigas! Beinvenidos al programa de TWSS. When Donna stops by for a sales presentation, Michael can't quite seem to get a read on her feelings for him. Despite discouragement from everyone in the office (sans Pam), Michael, like Rudy, refuses to give up. People don't just TAKE OFF barettes, you know. Meanwhile, Sabre's looking for a few good minorities, and Dwight is bent on getting his own puppet into power. Too bad for him t...
2010-05-231h 23That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode #93 -- "Secretary's Day" (4/22/10)Episode # 93 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin hanging out in their respective hair rooms. I'll have what she's having! When Michael takes Erin (aka "the rube") out for a celebratory Secretary's Day lunch, he inadvertantly lets Andygela out of the bag (much to Erin's disgust). Meanwhile, the rest of the office spends the day pointing out Kevin's resemblance to a certain blue pastry-eating muppet, and it's up to Sabre's Gabe to lay down the law. Or not. Maybe they don't respect him enough? Maybe they have TOO much respect for him? Or maybe they still th...
2010-05-131h 20That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 92 -- "Happy Hour" (3/25/10)Episode # 92 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin locked in epic battle with Date Matt and Date Kevin. Hey TWSS listeners, it's nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning? A desperate shot at gay love leads Oscar to invite the entire office (plus warehouse) out for drinks, but will Matt be worth the effort? Meanwhile, when Jim and Pam set Michael up with an unsuspecting friend, it's up to "Date Mike" to seal the deal. And what's this? Yet another love interest blooming? Where's Tina Fey when he needs her...
2010-05-021h 24That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 91 -- "New Leads" (3/18/10)Episode # 91 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin fighting over the set of steak knives. Pastries are for closers! Civil War erupts when Sabre's new commission-oriented sales system motivates the entire sales staff (Yes, even Stanley) to new heights of dickishness. Will the accountants and customer service take up arms against their uppity bretheren? Shall Michael Scott follow the lead of our first president, Abrahama Lincoln, to help bridge the divide? Well, only if Lincoln was down with forced paperwork, a scavenger hunt, and a little choking between colleagues-- I'm still enjoying this! To "close" things o...
2010-04-191h 18That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 90 -- "St. Patrick's Day" (3/11/10)Episode # 90 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin imbibing massive quantities of green beer. Well sure and begorah! Tis the wearin' o the green at Dunder-Mifflin (a division of Sabre, doncha know?), and Michael's taken a shine to a very special lass-- his new boss, Jo. Should he be bookin' those plane tickets ta Florida, now? Or will a new chain of events change his outlook on loife? Meanwhile, when Jim's away, Dwight will play-- with MEGADESK, that is. What sorts of shenanigans will he get up to ta keep his precious? Finally, Andy goes on h...
2010-03-181h 19That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 88 -- "Sabre/ Manager & Salesman" (2/4 - 2/11/10)Episode # 88 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin considering the fact that they're not as charming as they think they are. Well, it's gonna be a good day... for Dunder Mifflin and Sa-bray... erm... SAYber. When electronics giant Sabre buys out Dunder Mifflin, they make quite a few changes that Michael just can't seem to live with. Can David Wallace save the day, or will Michael just have to SUCK IT up? (Har) Later, when Sabre CEO Jo Bennett arrives in Scranton to inspect the troops, she forces Jim and Michael to decide which one of...
2010-02-262h 05That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 87 -- "The Banker" (1/21/10)Episode # 87 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin suffering from a serious case of deja vu. So it's come to this-- an Office clip show! When Dunder Mifflin's new buyer sends someone to perform the due diligence, Michael will do whatever it takes to knock his proverbial socks off. Computron, anyone? Join us, won't you, as Michael and Toby lead faithful office viewers on a trip down memory lane... now, if only they can keep the banker from seeing any of these flashbacks. Incidental music provided by the Podshow Podsafe Music Network. Email us at TWSSpodcast @ g...
2010-02-041h 25That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 86 -- "Secret Santa" (12/10/09)Episode # 86 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin trying to keep the TWSS in TWSSmas. Get a room, Santas! When Phyllis uslurps Michael's rightful place as the office's designated gift-giver, it's up to a hurt, petulant Jesus to... well... sabotage pretty much everything. Andy decides to treat Erin to the twelve days of Christmas, but will he own up or lay low when things don't quite go as planned? Pam tries to hook Oscar up with the only OTHER gay guy she knows, Madge from the warehouse gets some character development, Angela thinks scientifically about number two...
2009-12-311h 31That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 85 -- "Scott's Tots" (12/3/09)Episode # 85 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin seriously considering a donation to the NAACP. Hey Mr. Scott, Whatchoo gonna do? Watchoo gonna do make our dreams come true? When Michael over-promises and under- delivers on his college tuition pledge, will Scott's Tots learn to forgive and forget? Perhaps a laptop battery might change your mind? No? Wait, they're LITHIUM! Back in the office, Dwight launches another diobolical plan against Jim, with typical results. But will a new TEMPORARY ally ultimately turn the tide in his favor? Very_Angelic indeed. You know, when I hired Kevin to...
2009-12-101h 32That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 84 -- "Shareholder Meeting" (11/19/09)Episode # 84 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin checking their investment portfolios. Rock-n-roll! When Michael is whisked away to the Dunder Mifflin (sorry, BLUNDER Mifflin) shareholder meeting in a limo, he finally feels he's getting the recognition he deserves. Too bad the natives are extremely restless. Can this plucky manager from Scranton save the ailing company with the help of his Mexican sidekick? Three guesses, and your first two don't count. Back on the ranch, will Jim finally nut up or shut up when Ryan calls him out? He'll need to do more than exclaim to take...
2009-12-031h 26That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 83 -- "Murder" (11/12/09)Episode # 83 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin eying each other VERRRY carefully. I do declayah! The productivity murderer was Caleb Crawdad with a bad accent in the conference room! When Dunder Mifflin once again faces
financial troubles, Michael decides to host his own murder mystery party (much to Jim's chagrin). Has Michael finally snapped, or will his co-manager learn the method to his crazy ways? Meanwhile, Andy makes his move, but Was it Erin or Nelly Nutmeg who accepted his indecent proposal? Oscar pouts, Dwight buttles, and Pam finds herself caught up in a Mexican stand-off...
2009-11-181h 20That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 82 -- "Double Date" (11/5/09)Episode # 82 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin enjoying delicious fish stick sandwiches for breakfast. They say it's your birthday... we're gonna have a good time! When Michael works his magic for Helene's birthday, skeptical Pam begins to see the light. But will Michael be down with robbing the grave once he finds out his girlfriend's true age? Meanwhile, Dwight steps up his plan to take down Jim, but Andy Bernard's frightening level of politeness seems like it might queer the deal. One thing's for sure-- I'm getting concerned that you don't seen to understand what's going...
2009-11-121h 20That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 81 -- Koi Pond (10/29/09)Episode # 81 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin mocking each other with wordplay. Koi Vey! When Michael returns soaking wet from a business meeting, tongues begin to wag. Can Michael's fragile ego survive once the office learns his fishy secret? This calls for a DO NOT MOCK list, I fear. Meanwhile, Pam and Andy hit the road for some cold calls, but will Pam's dismissive attitude towards Andy's matrimonial suitability queer the deal? Perhaps a little belly kissing can salve those wounds? One thing's for sure-- you can't go wrong with Miss Janet for all of your...
2009-11-041h 20That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 80 -- "The Lover" (10/22/09)Episode # 80 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin contemplating pulling the old switcheroo. I'm a motherlover, you're a motherlover... When Jim and Pam return from their honeymoon, Michael confides to Jim that he's taken Pam's mom for a lover, and her seats go all the way down. All. The. Way. Down. Jim is skeptical, but surely Pam, more than anything, wants Michael to be
happy, RIGHT? Meanwhile, Dwight crafts a fiendish plan to bug Jim's office, but will he be 'hoisted by his own mallard'? hey, he's NOT insane! One thing's for sure, though-- I DO look...
2009-10-281h 17That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 79 -- "Mafia" (10/15/09)Episode # 79 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin leaving the gun and taking the cannoli. Fuggeddaboutit! With Pam and Jim gone to Puerto Rico on their honeymoon, the coalition of reason finds itself a few bricks short of a full load. When Michael is propositioned by the Cosa Nostra (OR maybe Mutual of Harrisburg, whichever) he turns to his soldatis Dwight and Andy for backup. Capitulate? Fight back? What's a coward to do? Meanwhile, Kevin squats in Jim's office, and Stanley and Meredith confront Erin about her beef with Pam. Don't even get me started on the...
2009-10-211h 23That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 78 -- "Niagara" (10/8/09)Episode # 78 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin wondering where they left their car keys. It's a nice day for a white wedding. Jim and Pam are finally off to tie the knot in Niagara Falls, with the rest of the Scranton branch in tow. Surely, THIS TIME, nothing will go wrong, right? Once there Michael and Dwight go on the prowl, Kevin debuts his new hair (and shoes), Oscar gets insulted, Meemaw hates on Charlie Rose, Andy tears his scrot, Erin shows her ass, Pam's mom is replaced, Jim's brothers are dicks, and only the Maid...
2009-10-151h 33That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 77 -- "The Promotion" (10/1/09)Episode # 77 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin wondering which parts of the podcast fall under the heading of 'big picture issues.' It takes two to make a thing go right; it takes two to make it out of sight. When corporate decrees no cost of living raises, co-managers Michael and Jim have to stop their power struggle and work together to break the news. What's that? Two managers? Go ahead, NAME a country that doesn't have two presidents. Meanwhile, Dwight plans another coup, Pam begs for cash, and Ryan finally perfects his betting system. Surely...
2009-10-071h 33That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 76 -- "Gossip" & "The Meeting" (9/17, 9/24/09)Episode # 76 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin wondering if that gossip about them is true. Lookit all these rumors, surrounding us ev-ree day-ay. When Michael feels left out of the gossip loop, he goes hunting for a juicy tidbit to get him back in the game. Is Stanley cheating? Pam pregnant? Andy gay? Only one man knows for sure. Later, when Jim holds a secret meeting with Wallace, Michael's paranoia torpedoes the S. S. Tuna. Will Michael choose friendship over management? Then, in a world where insurance fraud runs rampant, can two men uncover the truth...
2009-09-301h 53That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 75 -- "Retro: Dwight's Speech"Episode # 75 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin wondering whatever happened to Jim's non-refundable ticket. He's the best, a-rou-ound! When Dwight wins the award for #1 salesman, he's on cloud nine-- except for his crippling fear of public speaking. that is. Good thing Michael, a past double winner, is around to coach him through the biggest speech of his life. Meanwhile, Pam plans her wedding, Jim plans a trip, and the rest of the office fights over the thermostat. Will Il Schrute win over the sales crowd? Does blood
alone move the wheels of history? Incidental music provided...
2009-08-301h 31That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 74 -- "Retro: Sexual Harassment"Episode # 74 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin puzzling over the location of the female vagina. Who has two thumbs and LOVES season two of The Office? THIS guy. When the CFO resigns, Scranton must undergo a refresher seminar on sexual harassment, but Michael sees it as a direct assault on his management style. Solution? Why, hire James P. Albini, of course. Meanwhile, Pam's mom comes to the office, Todd Packer spreads his own brand of politcal incorrectness, and Dwight begins his quest for the clitoris. My only regret is that our public school system failed him...
2009-08-021h 33That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 73 -- "Blackmail, etc."Episode # 73 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin stealthily hiding their green envelopes. One MILL-yun dollars! Creed needs a new helicopter, and there's only one way to get it-- blackmail, baby! Oscar's sex tape, Andy's tramp stamp, Meredith's child support fraud, Kelly's twitter report... who will survive once these secrets get out? One thing's for certain- Flenderson WON'T be coming to anyone's rescue. Incidental music provided by the Podshow Podsafe Music Network.
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2009-06-291h 01That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 72 -- "Company Picnic" (5/14/09)Episode # 72 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin grinning silently at each other behind a glass wall. Papa don't preach. It's time for the annual company picnic, and Michael plans to finally make his move on soup snake Holly Flax. SlumDunder Mifflinaire? No highly choreographed Indian dance number at the end of THIS one, I fear. Meanwhile, Rolf rips Angela a new one, Charles Miner hates Jim (still), Pam is surprisingly awesome at sports, Stanley drinks, Phyllis sits, Dwight stalls, and a potential JAMbino rears its sure-to-be impossibly cute head. Is it time to strap on the...
2009-05-271h 27That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 71 -- "Cafe Disco" (5/7/09)Episode # 71 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin getting funkay. Just daa-ance. What to do when you've just sold your company and still have a lease on an empty office space? Why, turn it into a cafe disco of course. Michael discovers, to borrow a quote from Homer Simpson, that FUNK is the cause of (and solution to) all of the office's problems-- but will his employees see the method to his madness? Meanwhile, JAM plans to elope, Kandy gets served, Dwyllis rears its ugly head, Erin gets busy, and Stanley has a nice refreshing nap. Who...
2009-05-131h 10That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 70 -- "Casual Friday" (4/30/09)Episode # 70 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin trying very desperately to forget. My eyes! The goggles do nothing! Michael is back, and with him comes casual Fridays. With his sales staff in revolt, and too few clients to go around, Michael is confronted with a Sophie's Choice decision-- which of the MSPC veterans stays in sales, Ryan or Pam? Nothing beats a good pros and cons list in a situation like this. Oh, and Office writers? THANK YOU for burning the sight of Meredith's blurry crotch permanently into my brain. Incidental music provided by the Podshow...
2009-05-061h 13That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 69 -- "Heavy Competition" & "Broke" (4/16 & 4/23/09)Episode # 69 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin practicing synchronized cheese-puff tossing. U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly. Yeah, yeah, you ugly. While Jim and Andy bond, The Michael Scott Paper Company is taking a dent out of Dunder Mifflin's bottom line (thanks to Michael's magic Rolodex). Unfortunately, crunching the numbers reveals trouble ahead. Their only
hope? A buyout, just as long as neither Dwight NOR Michael manage to queer the deal. Would you rather have a fishing pole or just a fish? Welcome back, big guy.Incidental music provided by the Podshow Podsafe Music...
2009-04-301h 29That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 68 -- "Dream Team" & "Michael Scott Paper Company" (4/9/09)Episode # 68 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin enjoying
a delicious pancake luncheon. Michael has taken that job and forcefully shoved it, and now it's time to assemble the dream team that will take the Michael Scott Paper Company straight to the top (with Nana's help, of course). Unfortunately, just like a peanut butter and tuna sandwich, sometimes your dreams don't turn out quite the way you'd like. Back in the Office, Jim sucks up then runs down, Dwandy form a musical bromance while fighting over the new receptionist, and Flenderson shares a bit of bathroom banter...
2009-04-221h 29That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 67 -- "Two Weeks" (3/26/09)Episode # 67 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin enjoying a delicious scotch and Splenda. Take this job and staff it, he ain't workin' here no more. Michael has given his two weeks notice, and amazingly is even less productive than usual. With Prince Paper out of the picture, Michael plots to start his own company and poach as many of his current office-mates as possible. When everyone else turns him down, it's up to Pam to channel a little
Renee Zellweger. Quit Dunder Mifflin? You had me at hello. Incidental music provided by the Podshow Podsafe Music...
2009-04-031h 24That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 66 -- "New Boss" (3/19/09)Episode # 66 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin wondering just how high they can fly. If the figs don't fit, you must quit. Michael's 15th anniversary party plans go awry when new VP Charles Miner goes from BFF to mean manager. What? No Cirque du Soleil? Inconceivable! Jim gets classy AND dissed all in the same day, Angela and Kelly fight for the attentions of the black George Clooney, and Michael makes a monumental decision - or DOES he? Only the writers know for sure. Incidental music provided by the Podshow Podsafe Music Network. Email us at...
2009-03-261h 18That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 65 -- "Golden Ticket" (03/12/09)Episode # 65 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin enjoying an Everlasting Gobstopper. Oompa, loompa, doompity didiot. Michael 'Willy Wonka' Scott has come up with the greatest idea in the history of Dunder Mifflin, it's just too bad it might cost him his job. When Wallace is on the rampage, Dwight is tapped to take the fall. But wait-- a wacky plot twist, you say? How amazingly, fabulously sensational. It's the stuff of pure imagination! Well, we better get started -- So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Incidental music...
2009-03-171h 08That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 64 -- "Blood Drive" (3/5/09)Episode # 64 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin enjoying a couples massage. Ayyyyyyyyy! It's Valentine's Day in March, and that means only one thing-- blood drive time. After meeting (and losing) a promising female, Michael throws a business park mixer in an attempt reunite his new flame with a lost glove (and play cupid for the other office lonely-hearts). Meanwhile, Jim and Pam and Bob and Phyllis head out for a romantic lunch that gets just a bit TOO romantic. Dear Office writers-- thanks for putting THAT image in my head! Dwight strikes out, Stanley schemes, and...
2009-03-111h 06That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 63 -- "Lecture Circuit" (2/5 & 2/12/09)Episode # 63 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin choosing an hour of napping. Gooooooood morning Viet-Nyaaashua! With the Scranton branch booming, Michael and Pam are on an excellent adventure to bring a bit of the old Scott magic to the rest of Dunder Mifflin. Meanwhile, Jim and Dwight, newly crowned kings of the Party Planning Committee, struggle to mollify Kelly after forgetting her birthday-- may I suggest a theme of 'horse hunting?' Andy strikes out, Angela makes us sick, and Creed discovers a new form of currency. Truly, this is the best episode of TWSS ever...
2009-02-241h 31That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 62 -- "Stress Relief" (2/1/09)Episode # 62 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin wishing you'd push the reverse button. The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. Dwight's lesson in fire safety (and Stanley's heart attack) makes Michael re-evaluate the amount of stress he brings into the office. His solution? A no-holds-barred ROAST of himself. What possible harm could THAT cause? Meanwhile, Andy's
pirating movies, JAM face MORE drama (quel surprise), and Dwight tries
to woo his office mates to sign off on his apology letter. If you've
ever called the fire department because your head is stuck in your
chair...
2009-02-101h 35That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 61 -- "Prince Family Paper" (1/22/09)Episode # 61 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin wondering where they rank on the facial symmetry scale. Whatchoo talkin bout, Wallace? Agent Michael Scarn is reactivated for a
corporate undercover mission. Will he deliver the dirt, or lose his
heart to the family of his dreams? Back at the office, tensions flare
and sides are drawn as Scranton sees the most contentious debate since
Palin/Biden: Hilary Swank, hot or not? Just remember-- respect the
rules of the game, man. In incidental music provided by the Podshow Podsafe Music Network. Email us at TWSSpodcast @ gmail.com, or...
2009-01-291h 11That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 60 -- "The Duel" (1/15/09)Episode # 60 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin pondering the idea of vehicular manslaughter. I feel the need. The need for tweed. Michael is called to NYC to discuss big picture issues with David Wallace, but that won't stop him from spilling the beans to Andy about Dwangela before he leaves. Back in the office, Pam gets new candy, Jim is flustered, Dwight talks duel, and Andy chooses the Prius at 10 paces. Can this episode live up to the hype? Oh come ON man, BELIEVE in something! Incidental music provided by the Podshow Podsafe Music Network. Email...
2009-01-221h 26That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 59 -- Retro: The ClientEpisode # 59 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin suddenly craving an Awesome Blossom (with extra awesome). I want my baby back baby back baby back, I want my baby back baby back baby back. It's crunch time for Michael and Jan as they try to win the Lackawana County account, but will Michael's apparent ineptitude queer the deal? Back in the office, Agent Michael Scarn (FBI) makes his dramatic debut, Dwigt gets dissed, and Jim and Pam have their first date (or do they?). One thing's for sure, TWSS listeners- We'd NEVER leave you at a high s...
2009-01-141h 09That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 58 -- "Moroccan Christmas" (12/11/08)Episode # 58 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin reevaluating their personal drinking habits. Oh come all ye faithful to Michael's first annual Moroccan Christmas intervention. Phyllis hits a home-run as head of the party planning committee, but when Meredith becomes fire-girl (too soon?) Michael takes the twelve steps into his own hands. Dwight makes a bundle of
Christmas cash, Andy plays Sitar Hero, Phyllis spills her beans, and Toby ALMOST earns my sympathy. As my sainted grandmother used to say, if this Christmas is Moroccan, don't come a knockin'! Incidental music provided by the Podshow Podsafe Music...
2008-12-171h 21That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 57 -- "The Surplus" (12/04/08)Episode # 57 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin trying to keep from choking on the chocolate powder. Can you explain this to me like I'm a five year old? Michael has a $4,300 surplus to spend, and one day to spend it - will it be team copier, team chairs, or team Burlington Coat Factory for the win? Pam plays dirty, Jim finds his cojones, Dwandygela journey to Schrute Farms, and Michael finds out what it's like to be the most popular guy in the office (at least for an hour or two). Incidental music provided by the...
2008-12-091h 23That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 56 -- "Frame Toby" (11/20/08)Episode # 56 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin heading down to the quarry. Noooooo! Noooooo! NOOOOOOOOOO! Flenderson's back, and Michael has to come to terms with this evil snail once again infiltrating his garden of eden... or does he? I'll take one caprese salad, extra weed please. Pam hunts a microwave slob, Jim buys a house, Ryan and Kelly... well, END, and Dwight looks mighty tempting in that mustard shirt. Illegal? That's OK, EVERYthing they do on The Shield is illegal. Incidental music provided by the Podshow Podsafe Music Network. Email us at TWSSpodcast @ gmail.com, or...
2008-11-251h 22That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 55 -- "Business Trip" (11/13/08)Episode # 55 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID finds both Matt and Kevin arguing over which of them is Dandy Dale and which is Foppy Magee. Take off, eh? Michael, Oscar and Andy head off to the great white north to sell some paper, and Mike is psyched to sow his wild oats in kah-nah-dah. Will concierge Marie make him forget his lost love? Meanwhile, Pam fails art school, Ryan and Kelly reunite, Andy finds Oscar Deeelightful, and David Wallance gets an earful. It's true what they say - Long Island iced-tea IS stronger in Canada. *BONUS* preview of THE OUTBURST webisodes...
2008-11-181h 20That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 14 -- "The Return" (01/18/07)Episode # 14 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID find both Matt and Ian reaching for the bleep button as Matt goes off the deep end... With Dwight gone, who will fill that oddly shaped hole in our hearts? Why Oscar of course... and not just because he's gay. We also appreciate his mexicanity! Lemonyaday all around! Andy's gotten his wish for more face-time with michael, but is that a GOOD thing? Will Halpert finally step up to the plate and come clean to Karen? There's one thing Ms. Fillipelli forgot about the Scranton branch-- nothing brings two star-crossed lovers together like a m...
2007-01-241h 21That's What She Said -- The OfficeEpisode # 4.0 -- Grief Counseling (10/12/06)Episode #4.0 of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID reunites Matt and Ian to discuss "Grief Counseling" for much longer than is probably healthy-- don't forget, though, that it's mandatory. Matt would like it known that he's ok with a 2/3rd scale robot as a memorial... but a 15' extension cord would be cool. Episode discussion, news, emails and more. Nothing from Jim's iPod this week... Sorry about that... Incidental music provided by the Podshow Podsafe Music Network. Email us at TWSSpodcast @ gmail.com, or leave a comment on our blog page at thatswhatshesaid.libsyn.com. iTunes reviews are always appreciated! Help spread...
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