Shows
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Cancer NutritionMatt Storrs explains how hazelnut Kinder Hippos could be the secret to a good cancer diet.
Francesca (@francesca_the_dietitian) rates Matt's knowledge of cancer nutrition at 50% of the daily value.
How to recognize a fad or cult diet.
How to treat and educate people going thorugh one of the most difficult times of their lives.
How Matt got scurvy in college.
Learn More:
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https://www.oncologynutrition.org/home
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - The First AmendmentIn the 100th EPISODE of Mattsplaining, Matt Storrs explains how you should have the freedom of speech to say what you want free from consequences.
Attorney, and absolutely not your attorney, Reena, lets Matt know he was astonishingly inaccurate considering he went to law school.
She quickly corrects Matt's misunderstandings and highlights some of the most famous First Amendment cases including "Bong Hits For Jesus."
Matt makes a shocking revelation about Benjamin Franklin and his yard full of bodies.
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - WritingMatt Storrs explains how all writing is ultimately to serve dinner party conversation.
Author and musician, Mishka Shubaly (@mishkashubaly), gets comfortable before giving Matt a brief but thorough overview of the writing process.
Keeping notes of your ideas can be helpful, especially if you only check them after forgetting the context of when you wrote time.
A Cam Cameo!
How many modern crime dramas are updates to the Beowulf and Grendel story.
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Positive (Golf) MindsetMatt Storrs explains how arm wrestling competitions are surprisingly similar to getting the right mindset to succeed in golf and life.
Matt Stilwell (@mattstilwellcoaching) gives Matt a 30-40% accuracy rating and details how a positive mindset can help you in all facets of life including your golf game.
How using cat and dog training techniques can improve your short game.
Matt somehow brings up William Howard Taft again and ends up making a good point (though it might not be an accurate point).
What the documentary film Happy Gilmore can teach us about keeping a positive outlook. Who knows what...2024-06-0317 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Yard Boat HuntingMatt Storrs explains how yard boat hunting developed to circumvent the draconian hunting rules of various municipalities.
Comedian and Yard Boat Hunting Commissioner, Amy Blackwell (@amyblackwellcomedy), gives Matt his lowest accuracy rating yet.
How using bureaucracy to your benefit allows you to hunt year round.
How being arrested in a yard boat can allow you to make a "sovereign citizen defense" in court.
How yard boats can be an indicator of people's political leanings and their willingness to vote.2024-05-2018 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Mindful Arts TherapyMatt Storrs explains how coloring books have become all the rage in the therapy community over the last several years.
Susan Day (@mindfulartstherapy) lets Matt know that mindful arts therapy can go well beyond coloring books into various art mediums.
Why the lack of smocks led to a lack of adult artistic connections
How phrenology started as a coloring project and got wildly misinterpreted.
Learn more:
https://mindfulartstherapy.com.au/
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Roller DerbyMatt Storrs explains how roller derby is truly America's greatest pastime and the easiest way to expose the authoritarian government.
Author and expert Elizabeth Holden (@elizabethh_wi) notes Matt may not have all of his information in line.
How the Kentucky Derby influenced modern roller derby.
Matt details unexpected uses of yoga mats.
The invigorating ability to name oneself and the transformative nature of choosing one's name.
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Union OrganizingMatt Storrs explains how the team-building exercises of the past can be repurposed for union organizing.
Kristin Lytie (@kristinlytie) notes that Matt's understanding would get him to 40% of a strike authorization vote.
How laser tag led to multiple union uprisings in the late 90s and caused the downfall of laser tag arenas.
How to deal with union reps that are set in their old ways of doing things including Word Perfect and Word 98.
Plus, an untapped market for renovating...2024-04-2220 min
Sacred ComedyEp15: Matt Storrs Gets a Tarot ReadingJoin us for a fun tarot reading with comedian Matt Storrs and tarot reader/somatic therapist/writer/comic Lyssa Mandel. We dive into some major arcana cards, the deeper meanings and a sprinkling of somatic reflections. Lyssa answers Matt’s questions about work/life direction and how to balance all the different aspects. You’re bound to see yourself reflected in this episode. We love your engagement so please subscribe, rate and review! Share with the people in your life who might really need some Sacred Comedy !
Schedule an energy reading with Jennifer: https://www.je...2024-04-1046 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Permaculture DesignMatt Storrs explains how cultural differences can be brought down by growing plants together.
Cormac Harkin of Vine Permaculture educates Matt about how permaculture is for everyone.
How to attract heavy metal bands with a simple soil sample. In addition how to remove heavy metals that don't inspire new kinds of music.
How to plant and garden based on your energy level and how to keep up with it.
The benefits of sacrificial gardening to protect the plants are...2024-04-0817 min
Awkward Sex And The City with Natalie WallYou Can Ask Me to Do Something and I'll Do It with Matt StorrsIn this episode Natalie sits down with comedian Matt Storrs and we talk open and direct communication in relationships, pets in the boudoir and so much more!2024-04-0454 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - PigeonsMatt Storrs reveals his shockingly accurate knowledge of pigeons and the circulatory system of toucans.
Sriracha the Pigeon, of Brighton Beach, Brooklyn, New York, USA, Earth, fills in Matt's knowledge with the first-wing experience of what it's like to be a pigeon in today's New York.
Learning the best techniques to care for your broodkin, of any species.
How some landlords in NY are planning to reintroduce carrier pigeons to ensure eviction notices get delivered.
Plus, the romance and...2024-04-0120 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - ChairsMatt Storrs explains that chairs don't need to be limited to four legs and how ever since there were humans we have had chairs.
Comedian and chair expert Jack Simon Grey (@jacksimonsayslaugh) gives Matt a failing grade but commends Matt on what he was able to come up with.
The origin of the word "chairman" and how it relates to the oldest profession.
How IKEA has moved the world forward about what chairs and furniture can be.
How for a time Matt had no furniture other than velvet beanbags.
What Batman can teach us about the history of chairs.
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Career Breaks and SabbaticalsMatt Storrs explains what John Wick can tell us about recognizing the need for a sabbatical.
Career Break Expert, Katrina McGee (@
kmcgheecoaching) gives Matt a surprising 75% accuracy rating.
How to recognize the signs that you need time away from work.
How to learn to set boundaries with employers and find what works best for you.
Plus, the importance of learning how to swim can lead you to community involvement and a best-selling book series.
Learn more:
https...2024-03-1821 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Final Fantasy VIIMatt Storrs explains how Final Fantasy 7 provides the framework to be the ideal "male." This includes such characteristics as wearing purple, being 5'7", and having a giant sword.
Comedian and expert Joe Bates pushes back on Matt's analysis indicating the complexity of the gameplay and characterization of the much beloved Final Fantasy 7 and the remakes.
How the character CId caused a whole generation of kids to pick up smoking.
Matt gets called out for his botanist energy.
How director...2024-03-1124 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - The BachelorMatt Storrs explains how getting staffed on The Bachelor can set you up for the entire year and how they follow even the eliminated contestants.
Writer and comedian Alyse McGuigan (@alysemcg) patiently listens as Matt explains what he would do if he were the bachelor with "Muppet Dad Energy." Will Alyse give Matt a rose for accuracy?
How the Bachelor and Bachelorette come up with all the ideas for their dates.
Matt commemorates the contestants lost in the dunes and the associated documentary "A Dune for Love."
How having ~15 bodies can do wonders for the charities of Southern California.
Plus...2024-02-2617 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Death, Dying, and GriefMatt Storrs explains how hiring a lawyer to make amends is a better option than apologizing to those you wrong before you die.
Death Dula, Jill McClennen (@endoflifeclarity) kindly explains that Matt doesn't know what he's talking about.
Matt assures his prior paramours that the dates at Applebees were due to reservation mixups and not due to his love of the Club Applebees rewards program.
How avoiding the concept that you're going to die while maxing out your credit cards is the best way...2024-02-1318 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Candle MakingMatt Storrs reveals his family history of candle making and the dangers of Silver Dollar City. Candle-making expert, storyteller, and comedian Bryan Berlin (@berlination) rates Matt's knowledge of candle making between "full-size candle and burning ash."
How soy and whale fat candles are the hottest things.
Matt has not filled a human skull with sand art. He promised it was a glass skull.
How Jeff Stanley can help you learn to make candles and save you during the pandemic.
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - NeurodivergenceMatt Storrs explains how most people discover their neurodivergence when they come to a diverging path in the woods. How the nervous system pulls people to one road or the other. Therapist and neurodivergence expert, Odin Tangvald notes that neurodivergence appears less often in wooden areas than Matt might think. Matt insists that Robert Frost knew what he was talking about.
Why don't you see more bars with furniture on the ceiling?
Is it that blonds have more fun or neurodiverse people have more fun? Matt...2024-01-1616 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - RuPaul's Drag RaceMatt Storrs reves his engine detailing the future of RuPaul's Drag Race. The opportunity for spin-offs is limitless. RuPaul's Drag Race expert, Rosa Escandón (@humancomedian), finds many flaws in Matt's understanding of the show.
Rosa gives Matt a boot for accuracy. He gets a C ( Charisma. Uniqueness. Talent) for his understanding of spin-offs.
From Bravo [wait, checks notes] Logo TV, to VH1 to MTV they discuss the history of this cultural behemoth. This new season 16 of RuPaul's Drag Race is set up to be a memorable one. But d...2024-01-0826 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - GodzillaIn a very special Christmas episode, Matt Storrs reveals the reason for the season: Godzilla.
Matt reveals the story of his first word to an expert in all things Godzilla: Negative Steve. Showing surprising accuracy, Matt details how the history of men in monster suits persists to this day.
Why John C. Reilly has beef with Tom Hiddleston.
The real reason the dinosaurs disappeared: atomic fire.
Plus, the possibility of a Gozilla mussical!
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Human-Robot InteractionMatt Storrs knows how to interact with robots to stay in their good graces. Comedian and human-robot interaction expert Naomi Fitter notes that Matt is definitely more human than robot. A 70% success rate!
How sociopaths and free pizza inspired a lifelong interest in robotics.
The benefits of many different kinds of fruits.
Matt gets schooled on the Spong Hutchinson and Vinyasagar definition of a robot.
How FAO Schwarz was at the forefront of robotic sales pitches
2023-12-1819 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - TTRPGs and Actual Plays
Matt Storrs provides his questionable and inspired basis is for his Dungeons and Dragons and Index Card RPG characters. Comedian, Table Top Role Playing Game/actual play journalist, and expert Rowan Zeoli (linktr.ee/rowanzeoli) dives into what Matt espoused about the Satanic Panic and and the economic support of lead based companies. Matt reveals the best TTRPG to play if you're looking to learn how to flirt.
Matt uses the most effective alignment chart: the Brady Bunch. How many people forget about the episodes where Bobby tried to sacrifice his fellow students. Plus...2023-10-2324 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - PhishMatt Storrs explains the funding methods of Phish stage set designs. Comedian and recent Phish convert Max Fine (@maxfine_) notes how Matt might not be as far off as he thinks he is. They delve into the mysterious world of Phish merchandising and the unofficial essential oil business. Have Phish concerts become our only remaining third space? Plus the best method to coordinate your Phish concert-going.
https://www.blondemedicine.com/bm113-i-like-his-style
https://www.instagram.com/maxfine_/
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Hot SauceMatt Storrs reveals the shocking revelation that jalapenos are spicier than habaneros. Comedian and HaHa Hot Sauce founder, Dave Yates (@yatescomedy) lets Matt know that his understanding of spiciness might not be as sound as he thinks. They discuss the hot sauce nibble method to making consistent hot sauce and the secret way that pepper spray is made. The dangers of hot sauce manufacturing and how to best send a frantic email. Plus, alternative methods of merchandising for comedians.
Learn more:
https://www.instagram.com/hahahotsauce
https...2023-10-0916 min
Love HurtsMatt Storrs - Avenues and AlleywaysThis is Love Hurts. Matt Storrs is a comedian and storyteller living in Queens. Matt graduated college during the recession and was desperate to find a job. After getting his law degree, Matt did his best to adapt to being a lawyer, but struggled to find the right job that let him still pursue his passion for performing.
Our theme song is EmoTown by Mikki Hommel. Follow Love Hurts on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter, and rate and review it on Apple Podcasts!
Find out more at http://lovehurtspodcast.com2023-10-0439 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Visas and ImmigrationMatt Storrs explains the one huge thing people overlook in studying for citizenship. Comedian and "resident alien" Karthik Lavangu (@karthiklavangucomic) brings first-hand knowledge and experience to Matt's questionable understanding. The little-known drought of double-jointed Americans and the immigrants that can save us. The various tests for citizenship and how knowing about Senifield can win you points with your evaluator. The unexpected vibe checks within the visa process. How Jerry O'Connell's Pictionary has helped countless people become US citizens. They discuss the quota system and how being from Luxenburg might make getting a visa a lot faster.
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - NYC Real EstateMatt Storrs "knows" quite a bit about the real estate market in New York City. Claire Lichtenstein (@clichtenstein) calmly explains that Matt's knowledge might have some gaps in his understanding.
Could there be multi-million dollar apartments in each borough filled with dirt like The New York Earth Room? What might happen with the thousands of apartments sitting empty around the city? How rent-controlled apartments influence the real estate market. Lobbyists in real estate and the ethical dilemmas of lobbying. How brokers make everyone's life more difficult.
Toilets in the kitchen might not...2023-09-2520 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Mortal KombatMatt Storrs regals us with the numerous celebrities that were a part and almost a part of Mortal Kombat in the first episode of MATTSPLAINING season 3. Lifelong Kombatat and Komedian Rob Maebe, respectfully corrects Matt while confirming the surprising connection of Abe Vigoda in the game series. It's amazing what secret characters and moves people have been able to find.
The two discuss Jean Claude Van Damme and NetherRealm Studios' 30-year attempt to bring him into the fold. They also discuss the failed inclusion of Steven Segal and how things may have worked out in a different...2023-09-1819 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Accents & DialectsMatt Storrs "explains" how accents and dialects help us cope with trauma. Dialect coach Jordan Yanko listens, analyzes, and breaks down Matt's many errors. They discuss how people develop accents and how dialects shape our identity.
Matt notes how foreign accent syndrome heals the brain and body and how dialects can be used for jaw and muscle health.
How Matt "overcame" his fear of needles and DID NOT pass out when he had blood drawn.
Plus, an introduction on how to do the Matt Storrs accent.
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Military IntelligenceMatt Storrs "explains" the surprising connection between military intelligence, board games, hackathons, and Japanese professional wrestling. Krangus Gillespie casts doubt on some of Matt's understanding. What is it like to be in intelligence and to work finding information in Afghanistan.
They discuss how it's not always playing the game but your ability to pay attention to the rules. What military intelligence can help us figure out about finding the next ace in Japanese professional wrestling. The shocking similarities of table top RPGs and military intelligence.
Plus, why mom's make...2023-07-0518 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - BakingMatt Storrs explains how multiple different alcohols can be used to elevate baking and inhibit gluten production. Adrien Behn (Strangers Abroad Podcast) finds solace in the potential cure for Celiac disease. Adrien discusses what it's like to work as a baker and Matt insists on exposing "Big Apron."
There may even be a few baking trade secrets that absolutely do not violate any NDAs (non-
demi-glace agreements). Plus how Matt ruined a relationship through baking.
More about Adrien:
Adrien Behn loves planting herself into thorny...2023-06-2816 min
College Hockey TalkCoryn TormalaToday’s Guest: Captain of the UConn Women's Hockey Team Coryn Tormala
We Discuss:
-College Hockey experience with UConn so far
-Being the Captain of the Team
-Playing at the new rink in Storrs CT
Follow us on Social Media:
Instagram: @collegehockeytalk
Twitter: @collegehockeyta 2023-06-2339 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - JazzMatt Storrs uncovers the truth about the evil form of Jazz: Zzaj. Danny Doyle (@badcactusaz) explains that jazz is more a musical language, though Zzaj is something to fear. They discuss the importance of having a smooth jazz voice. Matt notes the new wave of jazz instruments including the moonshine jug and the avant-garde jazz performers using washboards and bassoons. Danny gives Matt the most creative accuracy rating to date.
Much like poetry, jazz has the need for special hats. Matt reveals his eclectic music tastes. Plus, how jazz is like anime.
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Bottle Episodes - The Best of Terrible Television7th Heaven ft Matt Storrs (Edinburgh Fringe, Risk) - Bottle Episodes - Episode 8Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about seminal Christian classic 7th Heaven with resident former Portly Lutheran Comedian Matt Storrs (@mtstorrs, Linktree!)! A show about how great it is to be Christian, but especially a Christian parent. We dive in to try and figure out why pool halls in this town also have chess, how someone doesn't taste grain alcohol in any drink, and why these kids love talking to their parents about sex.
7th Heaven
Bottle E...2023-06-1358 minBottle Episodes - The Best of Terrible Television7th Heaven ft Matt Storrs (Edinburgh Fringe, Risk) - Bottle Episodes - Episode 8Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about seminal Christian classic 7th Heaven with resident former Portly Lutheran Comedian Matt Storrs (@mtstorrs, Linktree!)! A show about how great it is to be Christian, but especially a Christian parent. We dive in to try and figure out why pool halls in this town also have chess, how someone doesn't taste grain alcohol in any drink, and why these kids love talking to their parents about sex.
7th Heaven
Bottle E...2023-06-1358 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Star TrekMatt Storrs mentions the various Star Trek religions and Gene Roddenberry's desire to get them to catch on to make a cash grab. Alex Fleming (The Bloodwine Boyz) uses a wealth of knowledge to correct and add to Matt's knowledge. The original plan was for Riker to join the Borg. Lascivious tested too well and was far too sexy. The ACE community and their connections to Star Trek. Plus, juicy Star Trek casting rumors and secrets with Star Trek Voyager Genevieve Bujold and Kate Mulgrew.
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Kevin SmithMatt Storrs explains how d*ck and fart jokes are the sacraments of a new religion. Erick Biez (@erickbiez) notes that might be right. They discuss how Kevin Smith has greatly impacted the creative and social development of so many folks. The work allows folks to find people that share similar interests. While Matt might be wrong about the religious analogs, you can't deny how much the work has helped people feel seen. They talk Dogma, Clerks, Chasing Amy, and a bit of Mallrats too.
Plus, how any narrative, if built out far enough, there will be...2023-04-2619 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Serial Killer PsychologyMatt Storrs explains the shocking factors that make pastry school, business school, and serial killers all so similar. Lauryn Petrie (https://linktr.ee/thelaurynpetrie) rates Matt's understanding at one skull of knowledge. Matt explains the four types of serial killers including disgruntled engineers. There's a discussion of all your favorite killers: Lisk Long Island, Golden State, Ed Kemper. Book recommendations if you want to learn more. Plus the soup of nature and nurture.
Learn more:
@AlienMurderSex is available, wherever you listen to podcasts, and on YouTube and all social media
2023-04-1718 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Jackie ChanMatt Storrs explains how many medical advancements connect to Jackie Chan. Matt then notes importance of being a physical method actor. Lawson Leong finds some accuracy but details the magic that is Jackie Chan’s talent and career. Plus, an amazing use of ad Infinium.
Learn more:
First Fantasy: https://lawsonphoenix.podbean.com/ Ballin Out Super Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/ballin-out-super Talking Naruto Podcast: https://www.podcasts.com/talking-naruto-15ca16f1f
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - CDL TrainingIn either the most inaccurate or most accurate episode yet, Matt Storrs is silly without being dumb while talking to Dante Powell (@mooserattler) about "CDL" training. Luckily there's an overlap between what Matt thinks CDL is and the area where Dante works. The importance of hand-eye coordination for Call of Duty League and Commercial Driver's Licence training. How does one learn to drive commercially? This episode will give you that insight and maybe something extra as well.
Plus, a casual reference to the award-winning Dennis Hopper and George Wendt film Space Truckers (1996).
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Gidget
Without Gidget, there is no Point Break and that's not a world I want to live in.
Matt Storrs knows a considerable amount about the history of gidgets (the 1950s "Gadgets for Girls!"). Jennifer Glick (@glickjen) broadens Matt's understanding by detailing the history of the book and movie character. Was Gidget the first female James Bond? Kind of, yes. There's a direct line from Gidget to the surf culture we so cherish today. Frederick Kohner created the character (based on his teenaged daughter, Kathy). She has been played by Sandra Dee, Deborah Walley, Cindy Carol, Sally Field, Karen Valentine...2023-03-2917 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - PhotojournalismMatt Storrs details how the best time to take photos of someone is when they're just about to faint. Matt Santos (msantos_photo) calmly corrects and explains how Mr. Storrs isn't too far off in his understanding of the current state of photojournalism. Plus, what's the best graph for your click bate article, find out more!
Do scatter plots contain hidden images? The truth might SHOCK you!
Find out more:
https://msantosphotographer.com/
https://www.magnumphotos.com/photographer/henri-cartier-bresson/?fbclid=IwAR1rzIATqYUYY4...2023-03-2020 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - MeditationMatt Storrs explains how companies have taken the idea of the mantra and brought it to the masses for profit and brand loyalty. Andrew Steiner ( https://steiner.carrd.co/ ) provides insight on how that might not be fully accurate. What the teenage mutant ninja turtle can teach us about meditation. Plus how Matt's mother always thinks poetry is about Matt, and how that might be a form of meditation.
See Andrew in How to Meditate A Burlesque show in Glasgow on March 21 and 23
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Blink 182Matt Storrs explains Blink-182 and their connection to bunker bombs and the military-industrial complex. Will Carey (www.awesomedisaster.com / https://awesomedisaster.libsyn.com ) politely tells Matt why he might be mistaken. The surprising connection between Travis Barker and Phil Collins and the disguise skills of Mr. Collins. Plus making bullies your musical compatriates.
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - FraiserMatt Storrs gleefully explains the hidden story of what would have been the most popular Cheers spin-off "Norm in Norman" and what Crane brother would have been a better therapist for Tony Soprano. Mandi Kimes (@mixtapemandi / @lanelinesmusic) listens much like Kelsey Grammar and David Hyde Pierce might on the show and then delicately corrects Matt. She details her history with the show and how the show is a Seattle right of passage. There's detective work to determine the location of the Crane's condo and a special discussion about celebrating Fraiser Crane Day.
https://lanelinesmusic.b...2023-03-0616 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - PunkMatt Storrs is punk rock. It has been known since he first saw a bassoon and said, "Yes, this is perfect!" Matt tells Tina Watsky all he knows about the origins of punk. Turns out his punk idols are Hildegard von Bingen, Beethoven, and Mozart. Plus a discussion of the Phoenix music scene and the perils and dangers of buying a band t-shirt. All today on Mattsplaining.
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - DashConElla Fritts (@fancymeatfritts) joins Matt Storrs to discuss the disaster that was DashCon which, in news to Matt, was not a Dashboard Confessional convention. The convention did not include carnival games based upon Dashboard Confessional songs such as "Vindicated" dunk tank or the "Don't Wait" balloon and dart game.
Matt describes the Chris Carrabba kissing booth and the quick spread of disease with the thousands of attendees. Was there Heartbeat Here ball pit and wading through emotions? Did Welcome to Nightvale, Nate Stevenson, and Steam Power Giraffe attend? And what is Tumblr? Matt can only assume is a place where...2023-02-2716 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - PoetryMatt Storrs celebrates Presedent's Day with a friend of the show and friend of life Hattie Hayes (https://hattiehayes.com) an excellent writer and expert on poetry. Matt explains poetry and its massive influence on the world of fashion and hats. A discussion on how ASMR, the most modern form of poetry. They uncover the John Keats hat conspiracy and how it influences media to this day! Debunking the difficulty of deciphering poetry. A fantastic rendition of William Carlos Williams's Red Wheelbarrow. Poetry is welcoming and the insight from this episode can take you far.
Learn more:...2023-02-2018 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Commercial BankingToday Matt Storrs sits down with comedian and high-powered banker Kristofer Royer and explains the most often overlooked aspects of commercial banking. They discuss the emotional capital of the finest business deals and how a good bank can help resolve many romantic disputes. Matt uncovers the dark history of friendship bracelets and their connections to the criminal underworld. It's not an illegal business, it's an undocumented business. Plus, a causal drop of "piercing the veil.
Start your business with these tips.
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesMatt Storrs explains his TMNT chart to expert Brian McGuinness (https://twitter.com/laughatbrian). Yes he is a Donatello Sun. Brian is a teenage mutant ninja turtle super fan and expert but he somehow hadn't heard of the missing turtle based on Hieronymus Bosch (Hermy). Together, Brian and Matt discuss Corey Feldman's best work and the various rivalries between the turtles and other teams of mutated young adults. Plus there's a discussion on a toy room that would impress even the coldest heart.
Learn more:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1sSJLc_472MEMI4wCJ-tcmeJKJ0_Nl7v
https://wavve.link/4xsbNMs56
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Startup FundraisingMatt Storrs explains startup fundraising to Jeffrey Shaw (Underground Cellar). Is seed (and nut) funding tied to the success of California almond heists? Maybe. The joys of cold emailing Sharks and using multiple nos from Mark Cuban to garner support from Barbara Corcoran. Matt insists on the importance of color schemes in creating a great business and Jeff patiently corrects and guides Matt through how rounds of fundraising can go. Plus, local business money laundering!
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - BatmanBatman expert Danny Rathbun joins Matt Storrs only to be Mattsplained regarding the world's greatest detective. Danny patiently listens as Matt details the unproduced plans for the Clayface movie and how Gotham City is the neurotoxin capital of the world. They also discuss Jon Hamm's dreams of taking over the classic villain Egghead from Vincent Price. With egg prices where they are, maybe it's time. Then there's the sexual misadventures of Batman and the bathhouse history of New York. This episode has everything.
Find Danny:
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https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-podcast/id1516964368?fbclid=IwAR2q2...2023-02-0114 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - HorsesFresh off their time at San Francisco Sketchfest, Matt Storrs uses his resting NPR voice to discuss the bands of rampaging horses with Hayden Kristal (@haydenkristal). Hayden clarifies some of Matt's most offensive inaccuracies while also providing insight into what it takes to care for Squidward and the rest of the 6+(?) horses for which they care. Plus the magic of a Mustang makeover and the comfort of riding leggings and breeches.
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - ChessComedian Glen Tickle (Dry Bar Comedy), joins Matt Storrs to talk chess only for Matt to "Mattsplain" the game. Matt discusses the romantic history of chess and how it related to the standard exchange of pheasants. How Queen's Gambit will reshape chess and how scandal could usher in unexpected chess-related kinks. Game Theory, Magnus Carlsen, Hans Niemann, competition, intrigue, good high-quality conversation. This episode has it all.
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Arm WrestlingMatt Storrs explains arm wrestling (competitive hand holding according to Matt) to enthusiasts and coy-expert William Bishop (https://www.facebook.com/william.bishop.796). They talk about wrist strength, con men, and new forms of therapy. Arm wrestling has never been more popular and if you've taken a gander at SCHOOLBOY or Candian Devon Larratt's unbelievable video (if you haven't checked them out) you're going to enjoy this episode that opens up the community that is arm wrestling.
Learn more:
https://armbet.net/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/2235562856772725/
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MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - The SopranosComedian and actor Michael Margetis (https://margetismoviereviews.com and Pizza Party) joins Matt Storrs only for Matt to Mattsplain The Sopranos. They go over the little-known plans for a Big Pussy spinoff for HBO.
There was David Chase’s fight for the musical episode and how the Red Hot Chili Peppers stopped what could have been one of the best musical episodes in history. But respect to Anthony Kiedis and Flea for sticking to their guns.
We discuss alternative psychiatrists for Tony that might have a Jungian approach and an affinity for sherry. An episode so good you won’t for g...2023-01-1620 min
MATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - HamiltonToday Matt Storrs celebrates America's second prankster Alexander Hamilton with Alex Fossella (@afossella / @alexfossella). Alex sets Matt straight with the details they left out of the hit Broadway musical as well as tips on how to be a better statesman. Plus, a brief discussion on modern and historical culottes. This episode has everything!
Learn more:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/broadway-baby/id1418029487?mt=2
https://smile.amazon.com/Alexander-Hamilton-Ron-Chernow-audiobook/dp/B0007OB58A/ref=sr_1_1?crid=O68O6UY7SEUP&keywords=ron+chernow+alexander+...2023-01-0917 minMATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - The Mets!Matt Storrs METS-SPLAINS the Mets to diehard fan Stan Talouis (@funnymanstan). The origins of the blue-orange contrast and how it might be a secret plot to bring in new Mets fans. Matt discusses his love of Arancini Bros. Risotto Ball Roulette the most dangerous food competition at the family-friendly Citi Field. They talk about the history of New York stadiums and the vibes of the two parks. What will new owner Steve Cohen do? We have ideas, hopes, and dreams.
Also, Matt Storrs is a friend of all mascots.
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...2023-01-0415 minMATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Friendship as an AdultFriendship expert Jillian Richardson (@thatjillian / The Joy List) joins Matt Storrs to hear Matt explain the "best" way to maintain and gain friends as an adult. Jillian sets Matt straight with examples from her work as well as insight from her considerable experience. It'll be especially helpful if your New Year's Resolution includes finding new friends.
Learn more:
"The Ultimate Guide To Making Friends in NYC"
Un-Lonely Planet: How Healthy Congregations Can Change the World
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/sup...2023-01-0215 minMATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - GremlinsThe love of Gremlins and distrust of capitalism unites Matt Storrs and Dani Aherns (@DaniOverHere) this Christmas season. Matt uncovers Howie Mandel's Method acting tendencies and his surprising connection to Vin Diesel. Capitalism punishes you even if you don't make mistakes, so make the right choice and check out this episode and add Gremlins to your Christmas watchlist.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support2022-12-2115 minMATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - BurnoutOn today's MATTSPLAINING, Matt Storrs learns that the Burnout video game series by Acclaim is not the same as "Burnout" which can still lead to a lot of heart-pumping. Burnout expert Chloe Brooks (https://www.chloerbrooks.com/) patiently walks Matt through the symptoms and warning signs of burnout. There's talk "quiet quitting" as well as the best types of wood to pick if you don't want your office table flipped. Good tips all around.
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Fried the Burnout Podcast
Burnout: The Secret to Unlocking the Stress C...2022-12-1916 minMATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - UltimateMyth, and legends, we cover all sides of Ultimate on Mattsplaining. Lydia Manning (@lydiawomanning) joins Matt Storrs to discuss ultimate (Frisbie if you're casual). Matt tries to uncover the ancient and dangerous origins of the sport while Lydia sets him straight about this soon-to-be Olympic sport. Strategy, technique, conflict resolution, and birdwatching, the sport has everything.
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Go support a local ultimate team like The Arizona Lawless or Skylab in Portland!
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ht...2022-12-1217 minMATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Pro WrestlingMatt Storrs explains America's true greatest pastime, professional wrestling, to expert Dale Rasmussen. Dale drops an elbow of knowledge, correcting Matt and exposing the roots of what could be a true art form. They talk AEW and WWE. They discuss tag teams, natural disasters, and the prison industrial complex.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support2022-12-0716 minMATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Clinical EthicsMatt Storrs chats with clinical ethicist Lexi White and tries to decipher what she does based on word association. He gets shockingly close. They go on to discuss the Hippocratic Oath dealio and the best time to discuss Kirkergard and when somewhat might lose a foot. In a first for the show, and despite Matt's lack of knowledge on the subject, there's a decent chance the episode could be used to teach people about the profession. Be sure to sign up to be an organ donor and thank your DMV worker the next time you're there. If it's stressful f...2022-12-0514 minMATTSPLAININGMattsplaining - Furry FandomMatt Storrs chats with Archer Rosenkrantz (https://linktr.ee/archiebeshort) and links the furry fandom to Ancient myth and legend. Did it all start out of a hybrid cult of the furries and Dionysus? Unlikely. That doesn't stop Archer from setting Matt straight and explaining the history of a joyful and welcoming community.
Learn More: https://furscience.com/
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support2022-11-2814 min
No, YOU Tell It!Episode 69 – Punch Up (Part 1)Lose yourself in school-age nostalgia in our first story, “Confection Resolution,” written by Matt Storrs and performed by Maria Rubio, which finds our hero fighting the same childhood foe … three times.
Switching it up, “The Great Unknowns,” written by Maria Rubio and performed by Matt Storrs, follows an exhausted nurse in the middle of the global pandemic who carves out time for herself with a surfing lesson.
Returning as a Bookend Event for the Brooklyn Book Festival, our “Punch Up” show also celebrated the release of the No, YOU Tell It! Ten-Year Anthology from Palm Circle Press.2022-11-1538 min
No, YOU Tell It!Episode 69 – Punch Up (Part 1)Lose yourself in school-age nostalgia in our first story, “Confection Resolution,” written by Matt Storrs and performed by Maria Rubio, which finds our hero fighting the same childhood foe … three times.
Switching it up, “The Great Unknowns,” written by Maria Rubio and performed by Matt Storrs, follows an exhausted nurse in the middle of the global pandemic who carves out time for herself with a surfing lesson.
Top left: Matt Storrs; Top right: Maria Rubio; Bottom left: Ellie Dvorkin Dunn interviews storyteller Matt Storrs
Huge thank you to alum and guest host Ellie Dvorkin Dunn! Give...2022-11-1538 min
The Volume KnobMatt: Kiss OffMatt Storrs is, in addition to being a very bright and very friendly guy, a very funny comic and storyteller with a surprisingly large following on TikTok?You can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Learn more about him from his website and get info on the next How Was It? storytelling show on Facebook. As always, remember to follow the show on instagram, twitter and facebook and to get over to the website to sign up for the TVK mailing list.
2022-10-1018 min
House of House: A House Rewatch PodcastHouse of House Episode 29: "Hunting" with Matt StorrsWe've got a mid-2000s gay character with AIDS played by a straight actor. Is it a sensitive portrayal? Ehhhhhh
Comedian Matt Storrs joins us to dig into an episode where House finally crosses the line... well, crosses it more than he previously had. He's stealing private medical files and slamming sweaty red men with his cane, folks!
It also features the introduction of "Dark Cameron," the vampire doctor who does drugs! Plus do you know which right wing propagandist appeared on King of Queens? The answer may surprise you!
Learn all this...2022-09-191h 13
Focus TestingThe Unbearable Lightness Of Walter Pity W/Matt StorrsLights! Camera! Idiots! In Focus Testing, improvisers, comedians, and other funny folks compete with Tristan Miller to create the best or stupidest movie based on a random prompt.This Episode features the wonderful Matt Storrs: https://linktr.ee/mtstorrslinktr.ee/TristanJMiller www.tristanjmiller.com www.patreon.com/tristanjmiller Get full access to Tristan Miller Presents comedy and movies! at tristanmiller.substack.com/subscribe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-06-0653 minFocus TestingThe Unbearable Lightness Of Walter Pity W/Matt StorrsLights! Camera! Idiots! In Focus Testing, improvisers, comedians, and other funny folks compete with Tristan Miller to create the best or stupidest movie based on a random prompt.This Episode features the wonderful Matt Storrs: https://linktr.ee/mtstorrslinktr.ee/TristanJMiller www.tristanjmiller.com www.patreon.com/tristanjmiller Get full access to Tristan Miller Presents comedy and movies! at tristanmiller.substack.com/subscribe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-06-0653 min
You Got A Friend In Me: A Randy Newman PodcastHighlight: I Want Everyone To Like Me Feat. Matt StorrsIn You Got A Friend In Me Tristan Miller and a guest will go through one of the albums of American Singer-Songwriter Randy Newman and discuss their favorite songs as well as their relationship to Randy and his work.
In this episode, Tristan speaks with comedian Matt Storrs about I want Everyone To Like Me!
Follow Matt here: https://linktr.ee/mtstorrs
Follow Tristan here: https://linktr.ee/TristanJMiller
Support on Patreon: patreon.com/tristanjmiller
Randy Newman's Offical Website: http://www.randynewman.com/2022-05-1527 min
Phire Football RadioPFR 3/2/22: More Offseason Talk, UConn Basketball, MLB Negotiation Drama3/2/22. The men of PFR rejoined together in the Storrs studio to discuss UConn basketball, the MLB negotiation drama, and more NFL offseason.2022-03-281h 39
This Is The Greatest Song I’ve Ever Heard In My Entire LifeMatt Storrs Wants To Do Good Whenever He Hears ”Let Us All Unite”Standup Comedian and Storyteller Matt Storrs talks about heavy hand bells, being the Hardcore Mike of his friend group, and the greatest song he's ever heard in his entire life: "Let Us All Unite" by Melodysheep.
Follow Matt on all platforms @MTStorrs and go see his one-person show Portly Lutheran Know It All, part of the Frigid Festival, at the Under St. Marks Theater in New York City or streaming live in your living room on February 25th or March 3rd. Tickets and information here.
@gr8songpod on twitter and instagram...2022-02-2315 minPhire Football RadioPFR 2/2/22 Championship Weekend/League NewsThis week the men of PFR were FINALLY able to be back in the Storrs studio. A 2-hour plus show ensued with special guest Chris Lang. We talked Championship Weekend, the coaching carousel, early free agency, and the retirement of legend Tom Brady.2022-02-072h 12
Worst Time for Everything6. Matt Storrs Volunteers at CollegeSend the show a textIs it still considered volunteer work if your RA forces you to do it? After unknowingly breaking a rule while at college, comedian and storyteller Matt Storrs picks up garbage as punishment and learns a valuable life lesson in the process. Also, Chris talks about adopting a dog.Want to be a guest on a future episode of Worst Time for Everything? Submit your story here! Follow Chris on Instagram and Bluesky2022-01-2441 min