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Apples and Oranges101. Kal Teaux debates 1960’s vs. George LucasMr. Dershowitz, please. Kal returns to speak generally. Jack grows in power. Matt grows Wrong.2025-02-2856 minApples and Oranges100. The Great Hundo BickerFolx we’ve done it. To celebrate the centurepisode, Harry Minsky moderates Matt and Jack in a great hundo bicker, the winner of which is the Head Hundo for the next hundred episodes! Also most of this episode is a chat podcast. Thanks for listening!2025-02-141h 09Apples and Oranges97. TOURNAMENT OF DEBATE PROWESS 2024 pt. 2In the climactic conclusion to our yearly debate tournament, Nathan Blinn, Joan Flaherty, Justin Winston & Julia Zhen go head to head for a chance to debate the reigning Apples and Oranges Champion, James Donlon and for co-host Jack's hand in marriage... and one of them does!
Thanks for listening! 2025-01-031h 25Apples and Oranges96. TOURNAMENT OF DEBATE PROWESS 2024 pt. 1The Tournament returns! 8 of the fiercest and funniest competitors around, Kit Baxley, Nathan Blinn, Sean Chang, Joan Flaherty, Harry Minsky, Obi O’Brien, Justin Winston & Julia Zhen face off for a chance to win it all! Tune back in next week for the thrilling conclusion!
VIDEO ON YOUTUBE 2024-12-271h 03Apples and Oranges95. Cabies in the App Store (w/ Ian Reid)In hot pursuit of potential titles and audible sounds, playwright and extraordinaire Ian Reid joins us to load up a bark or two.2024-12-1357 minApples and Oranges94. Jon Moskowitz debates Magic Tree House vs. Chitty Chitty Bang BangEnter the Oncelerverse, then, travel through time, with comedian and learning advocate Jon Moskowitz!2024-11-2959 minApples and Oranges93. Julia Zhen debates Tony Hawk vs. Young SheldonComedienne extraordinaire Julia stops by to do impressions and quote Smiling Friends. She just got a tattoo (it’s of Elon Musk).2024-11-1755 minApples and Oranges92. Sean Chang debates Ikea Catalog vs. OnionsThis one’s political. With help from Sean, Matt & Jack plan their big D.C. trip. #releaseHunterBidensbirthcertificate #weneedanswers2024-11-0147 minApples and Oranges91. Scrinkets: A Movies Podcast (w/ Steven Orlofsky)It's Scrinkets! 🤪 😸2024-10-181h 02Apples and Oranges90. Obi O’brien debates Starburst vs. BonaparteLIVE FROM OBI’S DECREPIT APARTMENT, IT’S APPLES AND ORANGES!2024-10-0451 minApples and Oranges89. Alan Arias & Rose Hanish debate OrangesAlan and Rose train for Sochi. Matt needs a sweater and Jack crashes out. 2024-09-201h 09Apples and Oranges88. Nathan Blinn debates Lion Tamer vs. Spotted Lantern FlySubmit your assignment below
Due Date: 10/5/24 at 11:59 PM
Grader: Nathan Blinn2024-09-0654 minApples and Oranges87. Rahul Telidevara debates Chicken Pox vs. Cod WarsIn an inverse of last week’s snafu, the audio recorder shut off halfway through, for some reason. Rahul returns.2024-08-2354 minApples and Oranges86. Brian DeLong debates Chameleon vs. MILF ManorFriend and comedian Brian came here to kick ass and suck blood, and he’s all out of ass…
ALSO: A test of visuals!
2024-08-0950 minApples and Oranges85. Susan Cavalcanti and Schune Fu debate Taylor SwiftComedians and lovers Schusan befriend Junior in a race against a Big Mac.2024-07-261h 06
Apples and Oranges84. The Interstate Phase (w/ James Donlon)Dark-horse reigning champ James returns to isolate the trauma core of a manatee. 2024-07-1243 minApples and Oranges83. Harry Minsky debates Frogs vs. HebrewFriend of the show Harry returns to name islands and house a pope sandwich.2024-06-2842 min
Apples and Oranges82. Zac Wurfel debates Wind vs. M&MsAmerican patriot Zac joins the question triangle to discuss shit tricks and record an EP.2024-06-1449 minApples and Oranges81. Skyler Holzman debates Ant Man vs. Grocery StoreComedian and gambling addict Skylar gets philosophical with us and we all pitch new fruit. YANNY.2024-06-0250 minApples and Oranges80. Victoria Chuah debates Shrek 2 vs. Chicken Noodle SoupIn this episode, multi-hyphenate Victoria joins multi-hyphenates Matt and Jack to put Gam Gam in her place.2024-05-1753 minApples and Oranges79. Zevia v. Pebis: Dawn of Justice (w/ Debankur Chatterjee)Debankur is back in person (same as it ever was). And this time, he's not alone. There is a Beast amogus. 2024-05-0354 minApples and Oranges78. Mackenzie Jaquish & Audrey Shapiro debate LobstersPretty Funny Comedy’s Mackenzie and Audrey are back to take the Try Not To Have A Side Conversation Challenge, Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE. (Ft. Sedley)2024-04-1948 minApples and Oranges77. Molly Winiarski debates Bohemian Rhapsody vs WormsComedian and, shh, don’t tell, Jack’s bae Molly returns to play a mini game and try some Ivermectin.2024-04-0543 minApples and Oranges76. Griffin Hennelly debates 3 Stooges vs. Gangnam StyleIn this episode, we're joined by comedian and Zoo Lawyer Griffin Hennelly. Can you find The Great Gazoo in the episode art? Winner gets 3 Stooges Coffee. 2024-03-2243 minApples and Oranges75. Evan Crosby debates Donuts vs. Brownie SundaeEntrepreneur, writer and friend Evan Crosby joins us in his bedroom. Starring: Poor Jimmy (no polio), Rich Tommy (polio), and Poor Tommy (polio).
Too decadent
Evan's Startup: User Friendly2024-03-0852 minApples and Oranges74. Joan Flaherty debates Apple vs. Bill Gates74. Joan Flaherty debates Apple vs. Bill Gates
Comedian, friend and EMT Joan returns to Apples and Oranges to premiere two new segments as we enter this unprecedented new time.
SHOW NOTES:
1. The still-in progress Class Act/With Range Scale
2. Rattlin’ Bog
3. As it turns out, when Matt vaguely recalls promo for a Zac Efron movie from the mid-2010s, it isn’t We Are Your Friends (2015), it is That Awkward Moment (2014). Here is the clip Matt is desc...2024-02-2348 minApples and Oranges73. Justin Winston debates Crossbow vs. BlackberryIn this historic episode, akin to when television changed to color, or kinda like when it changed to widescreen, Apples and Oranges goes In-Person! Class act with range Justin Winston shepherds us through this strange new time!
prod. Justin Winston2024-02-0947 minApples and Oranges72. Technical Difficulties (w/ Ryan Arrison & Jack Reichert)In this chaotic start to the new year, veteran Apples and Oranges champ Jack Reichert returns to the show to mislead first-time competitor Ryan Arrison.
These two funny fuckers crack wise, await an ad read, and generally fall victim to poor podcast production.
Also, Copernicus, if you're reading this, you're fired.2024-01-2642 minApples and Oranges71. TOURNAMENT OF DEBATE PROWESS 2023 pt. 2In the climactic conclusion to our yearly debate tournament, Lauren Arnett, Alec Berry, James Donlon, and Carly Kline go head to head for a chance to debate the reigning Apples and Oranges Champion, JD Roberson for co-host Jack’s hand in marriage… and one of them does!
Thanks for listening and have a happy new year! In 2024, Apples and Oranges will be a movie podcast.2024-01-121h 21Apples and Oranges70. TOURNAMENT OF DEBATE PROWESS 2023 pt. 1In this very special episode, we welcome back eight of this year's fiercest debaters. They go head to head to win the highest honor in Apples in Oranges history: Jack's hand in marriage.
Featuring: Aditya Mayya vs. James Donlon, Lauren Arnett vs. Kal Teaux, Big Chobo vs. Alec Barry and Cary Kline vs. Sebastian Martinez.
Who will advance for the chance to debate the reigning Apples and Oranges Champion, JD Roberson?2023-12-291h 08Apples and Oranges69. HOLY WAR III: Lully WarReal Talk with Jack Homesley, Episode 195. Guests: Pastor David Dobbins, Alex Richards.2023-12-1543 minApples and Oranges68. Big Chobo debates Ozempic vs. Pawn StarsIndustry titan Big Chobo joins us to promote his forthcoming album and Ben Shapiro. There are also debates and sips.
Live from the Kidney Pool: It’s Apples and Oranges!!!2023-12-0149 minApples and Oranges67. Kal Teaux debates Thumb vs. NixonWe’re joined by pessimistic optimist Kal Teaux. And in this episode, folx, Jack covets Matt’s wishing stone...
BUT NOT BEFORE THE TIME SAFE OPENS!2023-11-1845 minApples and Oranges66. Sebastian Martinez debates Axe vs. AntarcticaImprov funnyboy Sebastian Martinez joins us to discuss his junior prom and the Planet of the Worms. 2023-11-0351 minApples and Oranges65. Carly Kline debates Barbie vs. Chicago BeanMulti-hyphenate Carly Kline joins us to discuss her new one-man show and Cleopatra’s bathing habits. 2023-10-2043 minApples and Oranges64. Rahul Telidevara debates The Civil War vs. ImaginationIn this episode, Rahul Telidevara gets a job at a craft store while Matt battles the gods. 2023-10-0648 minApples and Oranges63. James Donlon debates Taco Bell vs. JapanWe're joined by comedian James "Golden Voice" Donlon. He premieres his rendition of Happy Birthday for our assistant Copernicus, our intern Taylor, and for all you cats and dogs out there. 2023-09-2247 minApples and Oranges62. Luci Dunham debates Florence Pugh vs. TobleroneIn this chonky episode, we debut our crawnchiest guest yet: Luci Dunham. We go extra chonky this week, delving into crawnchy topics like Luci’s debut. Folx, this one’s air-blasted with extra crawnchy bits with our guest Luci Dunham making a chonky podcast debut.2023-09-0847 minApples and Oranges61. Jess Elgene debates Razzies vs. Krabby PattiesComedian Jess Elgene joins us, Tom Holland, and his friend group. 2023-08-2548 minApples and Oranges60. Morgan Bramwell debates Ancient Greece vs. HellbendersMorgan Bramwell joins us to discuss moms, pigs, and Jack’s origin story.2023-08-1149 minApples and Oranges59. Colin Paul debates Crack Cocaine vs. Shrek 2Comedian and Lo-fi producer Colin Paul (AKA Crab Attic) must face off against the hosts, his roommate, and the scheming and conniving Lofi Girl.
Check out his new EP What Is Going On2023-07-2845 minApples and Oranges58. Sam Selesnick debates Broccoli vs. AIWe test Sam Selesnick’s fear tolerance with the help of our gross co-hosts Foofy and Spoofy.
TW: Leakage 2023-07-1447 minApples and Oranges57. JD Roberson debates Jingle Bell Rock vs. MandrillReigning champion and Jack’s Borat-style “wife” JD Roberson returns to thwamp and dig up childhood trauma. 2023-06-3045 minApples and Oranges56. Audrey Shapiro debates Disneyland vs. GoodfellasAudreyxApples&Oranges5Ever2023-06-1647 minApples and Oranges55. Molly Winiarski debates Crocodiles vs. MesopotamiaIn this episode, Molly Winiarski joins us to answer the question, “Can Matt and Jack’s router handle three laptops on a single Zoom call?” No. 2023-06-0345 minApples and Oranges54. Alec Berry debates Lego Movies vs. JenkemIn our first episode since graduating from college, friend, improviser and future AI cohost Alec joins us to discuss post-grad plans, lever placenta, and of course: poop!2023-05-2549 minApples and Oranges53. Aditya Mayya debates Dogs Playing Poker vs. The Tune SquadComedian Aditya Mayya and his massive wingspan join us as we slowly rebrand as a right-wing podcast. 2023-05-0549 minApples and Oranges52. Olivia Vitarelli debates Troy Bolton vs. Red WineWe’re joined by writer and performer Olivia Vitarelli to chat Zac and the pod’s recent acquisition. This episode's SludgeQuote© is “Breaking records for gettin drank.”2023-04-2151 minApples and Oranges51. Bradley Kaufman debates Mona Lisa vs. VampirismDear Peasants,
Friend and filmmaker Bradley Kaufman defends massages and his character from the elegant flourishes of a butterfly knife.2023-04-0847 minApples and Oranges50. The Niftieth Fiftieth Episode SpectepisodeThis episode, we’re celebrating our 50th episode and are joined by: NO ONE! Fun and games ensue. Thanks for listening!2023-03-2436 minApples and Oranges49. Lauren Arnett debates Tony the Tiger vs. Eggplant Parmesan HeroComedian and New York’s bitch Lauren joins her brothers in kin to discuss celebrities who befriend children, and the age old question: is this bad?2023-03-1042 minApples and Oranges48. The Newlywed Debate (w/ Lee and Maxim Allen-Lan)Newlywed comedy couple Maxim and Lee talk marriage, Purdue Pete, and shit, re: Lea Michele.2023-02-2447 min
Apples and Oranges47. Makaio Toft debates Jesus Lizard vs. OperationOur friend Makaio Toft joins us to discuss sinking in, walking on, and getting abducted from bodies of water.2023-02-1045 minApples and Oranges46. The Humble Hour (w/ Grace & Brennan)PEGOT-winners Grace Bragdon and Brennan Keeley return to relive their horrible, hubristic failures during last year’s tournament and maybe, just maybe, learn something.2023-01-2741 minApples and Oranges45. Matthew Silver debates Hairy Butthole vs. The Sinking of the TitanicIn this episode, viral sensation Matthew Silver gets down to brass tacks, grabs life by the horns, and battles the evils of greed and power (as represented by your blushing hosts).2023-01-1346 minApples and Oranges44. TOURNAMENT OF DEBATE PROWESS 2022 pt. 2In the climactic conclusion to our yearly debate tournament, Brennan Keeley, Ian Reid, Mackenzie Jaquish, and JD Roberson go head to head for a chance to debate the reigning Apples and Oranges Champion, Jack Reichert for co-host Jack’s hand in marriage… and one of them does!
Thanks for listening and have a happy new year!2022-12-301h 22Apples and Oranges43. TOURNAMENT OF DEBATE PROWESS 2022 pt. 1In this very special episode, we welcome back eight of this year’s fiercest debaters. They go head to head to win the highest honor in Apples in Oranges history: Jack’s hand in marriage.
Featuring: Grace Bragdon vs. Brennan Keeley, Ian Reid vs. Rahul Telidevara, JD Roberson vs. Ryan Wentz and Mackenzie Jaquish vs. Lukas Arnold.
Who will advance for the chance to debate the reigning Apples and Oranges Champion, Jack Reichert?2022-12-231h 11Apples and Oranges42. Josh Dittrich debates CoorsWelcome to Bananas and Grapes! In this episode, Matthew dies of scurvy.2022-12-0949 minApples and Oranges41. Enter the Thought Cave (w/ Caleb & Sasha)In this special episode, Caleb Clark and Sasha von Didkovsky discover the true meaning of friendship.2022-11-251h 09Apples and Oranges40. Alexa Trujillo debates Plato vs. ParfaitIn this nasty, no-hands episode, our good friend Alexa picks a fight, Jack makes a mess, and Matt is just awful.2022-11-1145 minApples and Oranges39. HOLY WAR II: The Flames of War Reignited (ft. Backyard Benghazi)All aboard the J Train! Pastor David Dobbins and Alex Richards are back to deliver us Halloween takes, round debates, and the Most Offensive Character.2022-10-2848 minApples and Oranges38. Harry Minsky debates Bedsheet Ghost vs. Bedsheet GhostIn this episode Harry “double threat” Minsky chats caf, the zodiac, and restores balance to the show.2022-10-1451 minApples and Oranges37. Caleb Clark debates Cinnamon vs. Pig LatinIn this episode, comedian Caleb joins us to talk body mods and how best to serve a baby.2022-09-3051 minApples and Oranges36. Sasha von Didkovsky debates T. Rex vs. Scrambled EggsIn this heated episode, comedian Sasha goes fucking ham and invites us to chew him.2022-09-1647 minApples and Oranges35. Jillian Roche debates Umami vs. ThermometersAfter an unexpected glimpse into Jack’s voice memos, coastal elite Jillian joins us to talk animated sea creatures and the bee revolution.2022-09-0251 minApples and Oranges34. Mackenzie Jaquish debates Carrots vs. Daffy DuckIn this toxic episode, comedian Mackenzie Jaquish joins us to fire some shots at the Table himself.2022-08-1945 minApples and Oranges33. Brennan Keeley debates Bryce Dallas Howard vs. HBO MaxIn Episode 33, “Brennan Keeley debates Bryce Dallas Howard vs. HBO Max,” leading A&O scholar Brennan pulls through to drop knowledge, cite precedent, and stage a friendtervention.2022-08-0555 minApples and Oranges32. Jack Reichert debates Passover vs. PenguinsReigning Champion Jack Reichert returns to talk about married life with an Apples and Oranges host and, as destiny would have it, Tracy Chapman.2022-07-2253 min
Apples and Oranges31. Adam Regenstreif debates Hammer vs. HammerOur friend Adam joins us to talk about our 2022 Tour of Nebraska. Thanks to everyone who came out!2022-07-0848 min
Apples and Oranges30. David Velona debates Ferrets vs. Vitamin CFamous angler David Velona joins us for a conniving, chunky, denim-clad episode.2022-06-2457 minApples and Oranges29. Miller Lyle debates Zlatan Ibrahimović vs. Zlatan IbrahimovićEnter the Zlatan love-fest with our pal Miller as he defends human consciousness against Ernő Rubik's eponymous cube.
My heart yearns for you, Abigail.2022-06-1054 min
Apples and Oranges28. Rahul Telidavara debates James Bond vs. Alvin and the ChipmunksRahul joins us for a musical episode featuring a visit from the parade.2022-05-2049 minApples and Oranges27. Lee Lan debates Korean Spas vs. HanukkahThis is not a podcast episode with comedian Lee Lan.2022-05-0654 min
Apples and Oranges26. Grace Bragdon debates Oregon v. CookieIn this Jeremy-packed, Renner-filled episode, Grace Bragdon deals out Hawkeye-style blows and Hurt Locker-level debate damage.2022-04-2248 minApples and Oranges25. Antoine Nessralla debates Computer Mouse Ball Inserters?Listen. Let me you something, in this episode, Big Toine debunks Tonight Dough.2022-03-2549 min
Apples and Oranges24. Ian Reid debates New Amsterdam vs. Tomato SoupWon’t you join me in welcoming Ian Reid to talk about You, Me and Dupree with me?2022-03-1150 min
Apples and Oranges23. Lukas Arnold debates Pepperoni vs. FamilyIn this episode comedian, Lukas Arnold brings about the Apples and Oranges “Age of Reason.”2022-02-2547 minApples and Oranges22. Debankur vs. David: The Lost DebateIn what was supposed to be a make-up debate against Debankur Chatterjee, David Dobbins stages a Succession style take over of the podcast and comes for Matthew’s neck. As always, debate ensues.2022-02-1159 min
Apples and Oranges21. Sam Blieden debates Ligers vs. Immersion BlendersIn this episode, Sam Blieden joins us to analyze the Meet the Fockers franchise and call out the podcast’s resident Mel Gibson. Go Pats!2022-01-2853 minApples and Oranges20. Two Tree Hill debates the Duke of Edinburgh vs. Clifford the Big Red DogThis week TikTok starlets Two Tree Hill join us (candy cucks) as we dive into castle stats.2022-01-1459 minApples and Oranges19. TOURNAMENT OF DEBATE PROWESS 2021In this very special episode, we welcome back eight of this year’s fiercest debaters. They go head to head to win the highest honor in Apples in Oranges history: Jack’s hand in marriage. Featuring: Jack Reichert, Ally Mason, Alexander Richards, India Fuchs, Maxim Allen, Debankur Chatterjee, David Dobbins, and Steven Orlofsky. Have a happy New Year!2021-12-312h 01Apples and Oranges18. Luke Maloney debates Bugs Bunny vs. ChristmasWe welcome our friend and local funnyman Luke to the show. This year: Christmas. Next Year: a soft reboot of Christmas (for a younger audience).2021-12-1752 minApples and Oranges17. Christian Nebiolo debates Toyota vs. Alec BaldwinAfter this episode, we went into hiding. Christian's threats on our lives have off the grid grid grid grid grid2021-12-0348 minApples and Oranges16. Joan Flaherty debates Shoplifting vs. ManateesJoan chats with us about the hidden benefits of wheezing. 2021-11-1950 minApples and Oranges15. David D’Silva debates Kevin Garnett vs. SaunasIn this episode, friend of the show, David D’Silva sits comfortably on our studio bear, accompanied by the Apples and Oranges Dancers.2021-11-0553 minApples and Oranges14. Jack Reichert debates Trick vs. TreatBoo! In this Halloween Spooktacular comedian and creepy crawly savant Jack Reichert answers the question “Is that a tongue in your thorax are you just happy to see me?”2021-10-2252 minApples and Oranges13. Veronica Hein debates Tom Hanks vs. the Zodiac KillerOfficial friend-of-the-show and ketchup heiress Veronica Hein joins us for a musical episode. RIP Shrek 4D.2021-10-0853 minApples and Oranges12. The Odor Formerly Known as Drake Campaña (Steven’s Backdoor Pilot)We welcome a soundboard onto the show (operated by friend-of-the-show Steven Orlofsky) and long gaps of silence ensue. This one's a stinker. 2021-09-2450 minApples and Oranges11. Debankur Chatterjee debates a dream he had vs. VaccinationWe talked to comedian Debankur Chatterjee about whether or not IceJJFish would receive candy. 2021-09-0351 minApples and Oranges10. Lily Bilgrey debates The Battle of Yorktown vs. ReubensWe talk to comedian Lily Bilgrey, and she gives her take on the controversy surrounding Mint.2021-08-2050 minApples and Oranges9. HOLY WAR (w/ David Dobbins and Alex Richards)Pastor Dave and Heretic Alexander settle their ideological differences on-air, unraveling the very fabric of the show. 2021-08-0656 minApples and Oranges8. Ally Mason debates Team Rocket vs. High JumpThis week we welcome comedian, producer, and writer Ally Mason to discuss the "Swedish problem" (AKA pop music). 2021-07-2455 minApples and Oranges7. Alexander Richards debates Philip Seymour Hoffman vs. the Human HeartWe welcome comedian, producer, and streamer galore Alexander Richards, who goes full-Joker in this one.2021-07-0955 minApples and Oranges6. Zach Khandakji debates Scorsese vs. BlackberriesWe welcome comedian and producer Zach Khandakji, and talk about: cum!2021-06-2553 minApples and Oranges5. David Dobbins debates GrandmasWe welcome comedian and producer David Dobbins, and talk about Ra’s al Ghul and David’s alma mater: the Fuckler School of Nasty Language.2021-06-1153 minApples and Oranges4. Maxim Allen debates Guitar vs. ParakeetWe welcome comedian, producer, and podcaster Maxim Allen, and Matthew turns purple.2021-05-2853 minApples and Oranges3. India Fuchs debates Shrimp vs. Rick MoranisWe say “hello there!” to our friend India Fuchs, and live vicariously through the serial celebrity puncher. In memory of Rick Moranis and Bill Hader.2021-05-1444 minApples and Oranges2. Nate Jean-Baptiste debates Pufferfish vs. Olympic SnowboardingWe welcome our friend and intro musician Nate Jean-Baptiste, and talk about podcast’s inherent design flaws and what Nate thinks an amphibian is.2021-04-3051 minApples and Oranges1. Steven Orlofsky debates iPhone vs. The BibleWelcome to APPLES AND ORANGES! Join Jack and Matthew as they debate the merits of totally disparate topics, such as Blade Runner vs. the state of New York, Marlon Brando vs. Shrimp, and Rick Moranis, also vs. Shrimp. Listen to Matthew and Jack talk about shrimp wherever you listen to podcasts and follow them on Instagram @mattandjackcomedy
We ring in our first episode with our friend Steven Orlofsky, and talk about Clark Kent’s tight five and of course: Shrimpy J.2021-04-1650 min
Apples and OrangesTrailerWelcome to APPLES AND ORANGES! Join Jack and Matthew as they debate the merits of totally disparate topics, such as Blade Runner vs. the state of New York, Marlon Brando vs. Shrimp, and Rick Moranis, also vs. Shrimp. Listen to Matthew and Jack talk about shrimp wherever you listen to podcasts and follow them on instagram @mattandjackcomedy!2021-03-2602 min