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The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries030 - All My Children | 1912 (feat. Michael Chasin)The AMPire Diaries Episode 30: “All My Children” | “1912” (feat. Michael Chasin) Happy holidays, sisters… er… AMPies! As promised, The second of two new AMPire Diaries episodes is finally here. Now—with the help of our resident boy, Michael Chasin (@MichaelChasin)—we’re discussing “All My Children” (Season 3, Episode 15) and “1912” (Season 3, Episode 16). And guess what we’re talking: - Sage and being horny for Sage. You were all warned. - Esther Mikaelson saying "sister." - Elijah, man. - Mystic Falls honeypots. - A potential Tyler/Klaus "draw-off" for Caroline's affections. - "Finnheads" aka "Feds.” - Why you should call Jill "insane.” - "The Mike Boys." - The trees. - T...2020-12-242h 54The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries029 - Bringing Out The Dead | Dangerous LiaisonsThe AMPire Diaries Episode 29: “Bringing Out The Dead” | “Dangerous Liaisons” Happy holidays, AMPies! The first of two new AMPire Diaries episodes is finally here. First up, we’re discussing “Bringing Out The Dead” (Season 3, Episode 13) and “Dangerous Liaisons” (Season 3, Episode 14). And guess what we’re talking: - "Bringing Out The Dead" unofficial tile, which is "Bros Before Hos." - Klaus’ coffin haircuts, or “coffin cuts.” - How you spell “liaison.” - The fact that Caroline still can't change, even if she tries. - Meredith Fell, "The Manic Pixie Death Doctor" of Mystic Falls. - What’s going on with those Abby/Bonnie and Bill/Caroline st...2020-12-243h 15The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries028 - Our Town | The Ties That BindThe AMPire Diaries Episode 28: “Our Town” | “The Ties That Bind” AMPies, we’ve done done it now. We’ve broken the 3-hour-mark seal. Finally. Thanks a bunch, 15-minute intro (that was, of course, cut down from 30 minutes). And thanks a bunch to the episode we’re discussing this week, which are “Our Town” (Season 3, Episode 11) and “The Ties That Bind” (Season 3, Episode 12). We’re talking: - Karate Morgan. - The Gilbert ring possibly running low on batteries. - Those flimsy ass hybrids. - Coffin math. - Once again: Give us that call sheet. - Morgan v. Meredith: Dawn of “Oh No” - Daniel the weirdly b...2020-12-103h 07The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries027 - Homecoming | The New DealThe AMPire Diaries Episode 27: “Homecoming” | “The New Deal” Oh, AMPies. It’s that time again—time for a new episode. And this week, it’s all about “Homecoming” (Season 3, Episode 9—not a decade dance) and “New Deal” (Season 3, Episode 10). So here is what we’re talking, baby: - For Morgan's sake, please don't cancel Katherine Pierce. - My Morning Jacket. - Quentin Tarantino. - Why LaToya can't watch the classic television series E.R. - “Daddy D.” - Team Dummy. - Who should kiss Bonnie? (Spoiler alert: Not Jeremy.) - Reassessing "Miss Mystic Falls." - Who is the Spike of TVD? (Spoiler alert: Not Damon...2020-12-042h 59The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries026 - Ghost World | Ordinary PeopleThe AMPire Diaries Episode 26: “Ghost World” | “Ordinary People” AMPies, assuming you even read these show notes (and you should, as they are great), I (hi, it’s LaToya) need to let you know that I am so exhausted—as you can probably tell from the fact that I am dropping this episode at 3 a.m. on a Friday night/Saturday morning. So I’m just gonna get right to it. This week’s episode is all about “Ghost World” (Season 3, Episode 7) and “Ordinary People” (Season 3, Episode 8) , and here is what we’re talking: - Jeremy's body. - Damon saying "spitroasted.” - Righteous piss baby Alaric...2020-11-212h 49The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries025 - The Reckoning | Smells Like Teen Spirit (feat. Michael Chasin)The AMPire Diaries Episode 25: “The Reckoning” | “Smells Like Teen Spirit” (feat. Michael Chasin) AMPies, we know you know what time it is. Finally, we’ve reached Morgan’s favorite episode of the series, and finally, we’ve reached senior year for our friends at Mystic Falls High School. And we did both with the help of our resident boy, Michael Chasin (@MichaelChasin). Yes, this week is “The Reckoning” (Season 3, Episode 5) and “Smells Like Teen Spirit” (Season 3, Episode 6) , so why not take a gander at what we’re talking about: - That very recent time LaToya accidentally had (but no longer has) Damon's Season 3 ha...2020-11-112h 37The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries024 - The End of the Affair | Disturbing BehaviorThe AMPire Diaries Episode 24: “The End of the Affair” | “Disturbing Behavior” AMPies, the time has finally come on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast. We have finally gotten to the point in our recordings where we’ll be lucky if we don’t cross the three-hour threshold. And the crazy part? Not even our most bits! We really talk about the show this podcast is about! Guess “The End of the Affair” (Season 3, Episode 3) and “Disturbing Behavior” (Season 3, Episode 4) really do just hit different… even if Jill doesn’t necessarily agree. So, why is this episode so long? Well, this week...2020-11-062h 50The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries023 - The Birthday | The Hybrid (Season 3 Premiere)The AMPire Diaries Episode 23: “The Birthday” | “The Hybrid” And now, AMPies, we are on to the next when it comes to The Vampire Diaries. That’s right: It’s the Season 3 premiere, so we are moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, with “The Birthday” (Season 3, Episode 1) and “The Hybrid” (Season 3, Episode 2). Now, I bet you’re wondering what we’re talking about this week. Well... - Our podcast being fake news. (Sorry.) - Damon's Hair: A National Concern. - FINALLY, Ric drinking with his students. - How's Ric’s been holding up. (Spoiler alert: Not well.) - 7th He...2020-10-282h 24The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries022 - The Sun Also Rises | As I Lay Dying (Season 2 Finale)The AMPire Diaries Episode 22: “The Sun Also Rises” | “As I Lay Dying” AMPies, it’s here: It’s the Season 2 finale of The Vampire Diaries (and The AMPire Diaries… duh). Yes, we are moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, with “The Sun Also Rises” (Season 2, Episode 21) and “As I Lay Dying” (Season 2, Episode 22). Tears for years, y’all. But also some patented AMPie Queen stupidity. So, what are we talking this week? - The cancelation of one Miss Lea Michele. Sort of. - Klaus’ old coffin trick. - Morgan calls Jeremy and Bonnie "lovers." - The return of V...2020-10-132h 10The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries021 - Klaus | The Last DayThe AMPire Diaries Episode 21: “Klaus” | “The Last Day” After celebrating Morgan’s birth, we are finally moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, AMPies, with “Klaus” (Season 2, Episode 19) and “The Last Day” (Season 2, Episode 20). Klaus is finally, truly here, and in the past, we thought he would overtake Tyler as Jill’s “guy!” We were wrong… and you can hear that here! But what else are we talking this week? - Has Jill turned a corner on flashbacks? (No.) - Morgan and LaToya’s Andie Star love. - The Originals, the series. - More about what Morgan spoiled la...2020-10-072h 22The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries020 - Know Thy Enemy | The Last DanceThe AMPire Diaries Episode 20: “Know Thy Enemy” | “The Last Dance” 🎵Oh, where oh where can my baby be?🎵 AMPies! It is time to move along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, so this week, we’re talking “Know Thy Enemy” (Season 2, Episode 17) and “The Last Dance” (Season 2, Episode 18). Which means we’ve finally met Klaus. Sort of. It’s a whole thing. As is the big mistake—HUGE—Morgan makes during this episode. What are we talking this week? Let’s see: - A little bit of Pearl Jam, as a treat. (For the whole meal, listen to this week’s b-b-b...2020-09-222h 14The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries019 - The Dinner Party | The House Guest (feat. Michael Chasin)The AMPire Diaries Episode 19: “The Dinner Party” | “The House Guest” (feat. Michael Chasin) Hey yo, AMPies! As we move along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking “The Dinner Party” (Season 2, Episode 15—LaToya’s favorite episode) and “The House Guest” (Season 2, Episode 16). And we’re doing it… with a boy. That’s right, friend of the show and resident boy Michael Chasin (@MichaelChasin) is back. (Which, of course, means “Boy Corner” is back.) This week, we’re talking: - Jill v. Flashbacks: Dawn of Meanness. - They were really building up that anticipation for Klaus, weren’t they? - Morgan...2020-09-162h 16The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries018 - Daddy Issues | Crying WolfThe AMPire Diaries Episode 18: “Daddy Issues” | “Crying Wolf” AMPies! Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “Daddy Issues” (Season 2, Episode 13) and “Crying Wolf” (Season 2, Episode 14). And when we say we’re talking, we mean we’re talking a lot about: - Does Jules… um… Does Jules wanna get wolfy with Tyler? - “Bad Plan Steve.” - Television's Stephen Amell (AKA “Mr. Arrow”). - Morgan's stance on seeing people make out. - Jill gets real about Jeremy. - Actually, we all get kind of real about Jeremy. - Team Stefan/Caroline finally gets a little love on the...2020-09-092h 17The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries017 - By the Light of the Moon | The SacrificeThe AMPire Diaries Episode 17: “By the Light of the Moon” | “The Descent” Hey, hey, hey, AMPies! Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “By the Light of the Moon” (Season 2, Episode 11) and “The Descent” (Season 2, Episode 12). We get quite rowdy in this episode, and this week, we’re talking: - Jill’s #1 boy, Tyler Lockwood. - The years in which cast members were born. - Jill’s #1 boy, Tyler Lockwood. - Elijah saying “hey.” - Lauren Cohan… good at acting? (Yes.) - The Trevino Train vs. The Roerig… Rickshaw - Jill’s #1 boy, Tyler Lockwood. ...2020-09-011h 52The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries016 - Katerina | The SacrificeThe AMPire Diaries Episode 16: “Katerina” | “The Sacrifice” Dear AMPies: LET MEN HAVE CHEST HAIR! Wait. Sorry. That demand was for The CW. Let’s try this again… Dear AMPies: LET’S GET THIS D. What “D,” exactly? Well, that’s up for interpretation, according to this episode of The AMPire Diaries. And Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking “Katerina” (Season 2, Episode 9) and “The Sacrifice” (Season 2, Episode 10). This week, we’re talking: - How much Jill hated these episodes but especially “Katerina.” And that’s it. That’s the most pressing matter. “KATHERINE’S PAST IS REVEALED”...2020-08-212h 07The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries015 - Masquerade | Rose (feat. Michael Chasin)The AMPire Diaries Episode 15: “Masquerade” | “Rose” (feat. Michael Chasin) Let’s go, AMPies. Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking “Masquerade” (Season 2, Episode 7) and “Rose” (Season 2, Episode 8). And we’re doing so with The AMPire Diaries’ resident boy, Michael Chasin (@MichaelChasin), making his official return to the podcast. Yes, he brings “Boy Corner” back. This week, we’re talking: - The Trevino Train. Choo choo. - Dick Lockwood’s masquerade-based legacy. - Can human children… kill Katherine? - “The gayest scene we’ve had on the show so far.” - Katherine’s Elena impression. - Jill’s revulsion whe...2020-08-042h 18The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries014 - Kill or Be Killed | Plan BThe AMPire Diaries Episode 14: “Kill or Be Killed” | “Plan B” AMPies, we’re moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast to talk about “Kill or Be Killed” (Season 2, Episode 5) and “Plan B” (Season 2, Episode 6). Two episodes that absolutely rock… and roll. What, exactly do we talk about in this week’s episode? A lot of things, but most importantly, this is officially the episode where Jill declares her undying love to her boy (she calls him “my boy”), her man (she calls him “my man”): Tyler Lockwood. Also, we finally take things easy on Damo this week. (Sort of.) “MA...2020-07-292h 09The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries013 - Bad Moon Rising | Memory LaneThe AMPire Diaries Episode 13: “Bad Moon Rising” | “Memory Lane” Yo, AMPies! We’re keeping it moving on on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, with “Bad Moon Rising” (Season 2, Episode 3) and “Memory Lane” (Season 2, Episode 4). This honestly might be my (hey, it’s LaToya!) favorite episode of the podcast yet. This week, we’re talking: - Morgan’s dad and the people and things he likes. - Our ultimate goal to be the least listened to podcast ever. - Caroline's Ed Hardy shirt in “Bad Moon Rising.” - “BEAUTIFUL ANTEBELLUM ARCHITECTURE." - Just how fake of a name is “Vanessa Monroe?” ...2020-07-232h 00The AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries012 - The Return | Brave New World (Season 2 Premiere)The AMPire Diaries Episode 12: “The Return” | “Brave New World” (Season 2 Premiere) AMPies—it’s Season 2, baby! That’s right, moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re finally watching LaToya’s favorite season! In this supersized AMPire Diaries episode, we’re talking about “The Return” (Season 2, Episode 1) and “Brave New World” (Season 2, Episode 2). Why, exactly, is it supersized? Well, we’ve gotta talk: - Who’s hotter: Elena or Katherine? - Vampire blood sciences. - Do we hate Bonnie yet? - Why is being mean to Damo soooo funny? - Which Sex and the City characters represent Ka...2020-07-152h 21The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastAn Official AMPire Diaries AnnouncementThe AMPire Diaries now has its own official podcast feed, Twitter, and website: Twitter: https://twitter.com/AMPDiariesPod Website: https://theampirediariespod.com/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-ampire-diaries/id1521539228 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5nBcK1Rqd5OKUZwLl6ZNkt Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-ampire-diaries Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theampirediaries2020-07-0701 minThe AMPire DiariesThe AMPire Diaries011 - Isobel | Founder's Day (Season 1 Finale)The AMPire Diaries Episode 11: “Isobel” | “Founder’s Day” (Season 1 Finale) Hello, AMPies! This week in this horny Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking “Isobel” (Season 1, Episode 21) and the misplaced apostrophe-loving “Founder’s Day” (Season 1, Episode 22). The latter is, of course, the Season 1 finale of The Vampire Diaries, so you know this is a Very Special Episode. In this episode alone, your favorite hosts: - Continue to pretend that they know anything about The L-Word - Delve deeper into “ThE gILbErT cHaRm” - Give The Vampire Diaries a new name, thus allowing at least one of your hosts to further a...2020-07-071h 41The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastThe AMPire Diaries - 010 - Miss Mystic Falls | Blood BrothersThe AMPire Diaries Episode 10: “Miss Mystic Falls” | “Blood Brothers” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “Miss Mystic Falls” (Season 1, Episode 19) and “Blood Brothers” (Season 1, Episode 20). This time around, the gals are talkin’ “ThE gILbErT cHaRm,” loving one trash man, how “Miss Mystic Falls” is like HBO’s Run, GIUSEPPE, and the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode “Amends.” See? A lot of Vampire Diaries talk. ALSO: LaToya and Morgan end up potentially getting both themselves and the podcast canceled in this episode. Please stick around to the end to see if they convince you not to cancel...2020-06-301h 41The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastThe AMPire Diaries - 009 - Let The Right One In | Under Control (feat. Michael Chasin)The AMPire Diaries Episode 9: “Let The Right One In” | “Under Control” (feat. Michael Chasin) Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “Let The Right One In” (Season 1, Episode 17) and “Under Control” (Season 1, Episode 18). The AMPire Diaries’ resident boy, Michael Chasin (@MichaelChasin), makes his official debut on the podcast as a guest, and thus marks the start of several brand new bits, such as: teen death wish rankings, “slurp,” and what will now be known as “Boy Corner.” “STEFAN, DAMON, ALARIC AND ELENA AGAINST TOMB VAMPIRES” (“Let The Right One In”) “UNCLE JOHN AND HIS DARK SECRETS” (“Und...2020-06-271h 50The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastThe AMPire Diaries - 008 - A Few Good Men | There Goes the NeighborhoodThe AMPire Diaries Episode 8: “A Few Good Men” | “There Goes the Neighborhood” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “A Few Good Men” (Season 1, Episode 15) and “There Goes the Neighborhood” (Season 1, Episode 16). And boy do we have some questions. Would John Goodman make a good Giuseppe Salvatore? Who is “Bloodybecky”? Does Shay Mitchell have Canadian energy? Is Raising Helen a movie that exists? Did Damon “Damo” Salvatore and Carol “Carol” Lockwood have sex? Also, LaToya, Morgan, and Jill prepare for the “full Boy Time” that will be Episode 9. “MOTHERS, BACHELORS AND BLOOD” (“A Few Good Men”) “A NEW...2020-06-221h 50The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastThe AMPire Diaries - 007 - Children of the Damned | Fool Me OnceThe AMPire Diaries Episode 7: “Children of the Damned” | “Fool Me Once” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “Children of the Damned” (Season 1, Episode 13) and “Fool Me Once” (Season 1, Episode 14). LaToya is possibly now Jeremy Gilbert’s #1 fan, Jill just keeps hating on flashbacks, and The Vampire Diaries says the words “leverage” and “doppelganger” for the very first time. Plus, stick around until the very end (meaning, past the end theme) of the podcast for a special treat. “A BLAST FROM THE PAST” (“Children of the Damned”) “SECRETS OF THE TOMB” (“Fool Me Once”) The more AMPED...2020-06-161h 42The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastThe AMPire Diaries - 006 - Bloodlines | UnpleasantvilleThe AMPire Diaries Episode 6: “Bloodlines” | “Unpleasantville” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “Bloodlines” (Season 1, Episode 11) and “Unpleasantville” (Season 1, Episode 12). Is Morgan also Jeremy Gilbert’s #1 fan? Was Elena wearing a Bump It? Are the Salvatore brothers really brothers? Are the hosts of this podcast idiots? Tune in to hear a resounding “YES!” to all of these questions and more. “STEFAN UNCOVERS A STARTLING CLUE TO THE PAST” (“Bloodlines”) “50s DANCE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS” (“Unpleasantville”) The more AMPED logline this time around? Honestly, neither are all that AMPED… which is ridiculous, because both of these...2020-06-132h 03The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastThe AMPire Diaries - 005 - History Repeating | The Turning PointThe AMPire Diaries Episode 5: “History Repeating” | “The Turning Point” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, it’s now time for a little bit of “History Repeating” (Season 1, Episode 9) and “The Turning Point” (Season 1, Episode 10). Not only does this episode of The AMPire Diaries feature a message from your hosts from the future/present—because we recorded this episode back in April—it also has tangents about who on the podcast is Lea Michele’s #1 fan (back in April, of course), the constant disappointment of J.K. Rowling, and whether to watch Teen Wolf or not. There is also so...2020-06-091h 54The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastThe AMPire Diaries - 004 - Haunted | 162 CandlesThe AMPire Diaries Episode 4: “Haunted” | “162 Candles” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, it’s now time for some “Haunted” (Season 1, Episode 7) and “162 Candles” (Season 1, Episode 8). Vicki has a vampire costume and Stefan has a friend—both big moments in the series. Here are The CW’s official loglines for these episodes: “A HALLOWEEN VICKI CAN SINK HER TEETH INTO” (“Haunted”) “A HAPPY BIRTHDAY THAT WILL END IN TRAGEDY” (“162 Candles”) The more AMPED logline this time around? Well, while “162 Candles” is quite honest, it’s gotta go to “Haunted” for the pun. Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join a...2020-06-051h 26The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastThe AMPire Diaries - 003 - You're Undead to Me | Lost GirlsThe AMPire Diaries Episode 3: “You’re Undead to Me” | “Lost Girls” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, it’s now time for some “You’re Undead to Me” (Season 1, Episode 5) and “Lost Girls” (Season 1, Episode 6). Elena finds out the truth about vampires, Vicki becomes a vampire, and we also learn about Katherine from 1864 (who was, you guessed it, a vampire). Here are The CW’s official loglines for these episodes: “NOTHING HURTS MORE, THAN THE TRUTH” (“You’re Undead to Me”) “THE TRUTH CAN BE VERY, VERY DEADLY” (“Lost Girls”) The more AMPED logline this time around? It’s gotta go to...2020-06-011h 03The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastThe AMPire Diaries - 002 - Friday Night Bites | Family TiesThe AMPire Diaries Episode 2: “Friday Night Bites” | “Family Ties” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, it’s now time for some “Friday Night Bites” (Season 1, Episode 3) and “Family Ties” (Season 1, Episode 4). You gotta love puns, but you’ve also gotta love The CW’s official loglines for these episodes: “MYSTIC FALLS IS ROCKED BY VIOLENCE” (“Friday Night Bites”) “YOU'RE INVITED TO A PARTY TO DIE FOR” (“Family Ties”) The more AMPED logline this time around? It’s gotta go to “Family Ties.” Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire D...2020-05-2958 minThe Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastThe AMPire Diaries - 001 - Pilot | The Night of the CometThe AMPire Diaries Episode 1: “Pilot” | “The Night of the Comet” And so it begins: The AMPire Diaries. Naturally, it begins with the first two episodes of The Vampire Diaries, “Pilot” (Season 1, Episode 1) and “The Night of the Comet” (Season 1, Episode 2). It also begins (at least in these show notes) with the opening loglines for the official CW synopses for these episodes: “DESIRE, HEARTBREAK, ENVY, REDEMPTION, FEAR, AND RAGE, BEGINS NOW” (“Pilot”) “ELENA MEETS DAMON AND LEARNS ABOUT STEFAN'S PAST LOVE” (“The Night of the Comet”) The more AMPED logline this time around? It’s gotta go to “Pilot.” Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcom...2020-05-2556 minThe Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastThe AMPire Diaries - 000 - Welcome to The AMPire Diaries...Introduction: The Televoid presents… The AMPire Diaries “We know the risk, but we have to podcast…” (or some variation of that intro that will be constantly botched in the actual podcast… and I’m sorry for that — xoxo, Gossip Fergs) Welcome to The AMPire Diaries: The Televoid’s Official Vampire Diaries recap and rewatch podcast. Hosted by longtime Vampire Diaries fans LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs) and Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich), alongside first-time viewer Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins), The AMPire Diaries is all about The Vampire Diaries… and getting absolutely AMPED to watch and talk about it. Yep, that’s the pun we went with. Based on no ev...2020-05-2503 minThe Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE114 - Raising Dad - 1x13 - Mentor MattIt might still technically be spring, but we decided to put the call out to Summer Girls everywhere a little bit early and come out of hibernation. We're back -- again! Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as we discuss Raising Dad and the era-appropriate cameo episode starring LFO's Rich Cronin. Join us in discussing the influence of BBMak on the culture, Academy Award Winner Brie Larson's early disinterest in teen heartthrobs, and why casting Kat Dennings has always proven a good choice. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: THEME/TOO MANY COOKS: https://bit.ly/3bcTy2f THEME SONG: https...2020-04-171h 06The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE113 - Ringer - 1x01 & 1x12 - Pilot & What Are You Doing Here, Ho-Bag?Into every generation a set of iconic twins is born: two girls in all the world, a chosen two. Unfortunately, the viewing audiences for The CW's Ringer disagreed and this show was swiftly cancelled after only one delightfully campy season. Get ready for us to make a strong argument why that was a huge mistake. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as we talk about the perfect follow-up to our coverage of FPJ's star vehicle, Sarah Michelle Gellar's double roles as Bridget and Siobhan, along with plenty of digressions into basically every major dual role-based piece of media for the...2019-11-183h 32The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastBONUS: Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Inferno - Part 2Time to wrap up our coverage of the second half of the season long chaos that took place on The Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Inferno. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as they finish the discussion talking about explosive tempers, our never-ending mutual hatred of Julie, and our new campaign to retroactively award CT an Emmy for the scene where he confronts Leah about her being sent to the Inferno. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: CT/LEAH BLOW UP: https://youtu.be/kcEgzvsNby8?t=889 CT/SHANE INFERNO: https://youtu.be/2V_lKLMT-8w?t=1481 JULIE WANTS TO FIGHT...2019-11-092h 07The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastBONUS: Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Inferno - Part 1Time to turn up the heat and stoke some superficial rivalries! We revisited The Real World/Road Rules Challenge where it, arguably, started going off the rails: The Inferno. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as they start the discussion of our favorite cast members' origins, the stupid hot nature of a thick Boston accent, and what exactly constitutes attempted murder. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: THE FULL CAST: http://thechallenge.wikia.com/wiki/The_Inferno CORAL AND MIKE ORIGINS: https://youtu.be/16a7w2NLYaM JULIE ATTEMPTS TO KILL VERONICA: https://youtu.be/GE8Ab1A3Cp0 DAVID'S ACCENT...2019-11-022h 08The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastBONUS - North Shore - 1x21 - The EndSurfs up and we're back out catching waves. We revisit the delightfully soapy North Shore and watch their series finale. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as they discuss the financials behind night club ownership, the benefits of eloping, and a twist ending that might be one of the wildest moments covered on the podcast. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: GABE LOOKING TERRIBLE: https://i.imgur.com/quSkCPG.png LEVERAGE SONGS ARE BETTER: https://youtu.be/s199JqJusGI THE DUDE IN THE BUSHES THOUGH: https://i.imgur.com/bZYnMDD.jpg ORDER LATOYA'S BOOK: https://amzn.to/2EnvhHw STAY TUNED! More...2019-10-261h 34The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastBONUS - MTV's Movie Life: House Of Wax (Revisited)Yes, that's right. We returned to the scene of the crime. Literally, a building was burned down and a very serious actor was injured by falling plaster debris! Also Paris Hilton's entire existence is basically a felony. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as they return to look again at MTV's Movie Life: House of Wax to discuss why the Padalecki hate has ceased, a reminder of what an alpha male is, and how this show is the perfect encapsulation of the 2000s. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: PARIS HILTON'S REAL VOICE: https://youtu.be/ZqqAkp8zKp8 PARIS' VOICE AT...2019-10-192h 26The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE112 - Freddie - 1x11 - Freddie the HimboWe're back, babyyy! Jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire, we're starting off with the aptly titled Freddie Prinze Jr. vehicle, #Freddie! Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as we discuss 2000s chef comedies, classism, and the avian flu. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: SHE'S ALL THAT - HACKY SACK SCENE: https://youtu.be/nb_-LuaT03k KITCHEN CONFIDENTIAL: https://youtu.be/3uXv0anYsMU HOUSE OF WAX: https://youtu.be/TBGdcqzKtlY ORDER LATOYA'S BOOK: http://amzn.to/2EnvhHw STAY TUNED! Previously unreleased episodes are on their way.2019-10-072h 02The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE111 - Black SashWe took another stroll through the WB archives of forgotten one-season gems and watched all of #BlackSash! Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as we discuss martial arts, Evanescence needle drops, and the benefits of channeling your inner rage into powerful lesbian energy. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: EVENT TELEVISION: https://youtu.be/I4bR-p1X46s EVERY FRAME A PAINTING ON JACKIE CHAN: https://youtu.be/Z1PCtIaM_GQ MISSY IN THE TUB: https://imgur.com/rbohnqX GAYYYYY: http://bit.ly/2FDtf6C DAMON & ELENA'S FOUNDER'S DAY DANCE: https://youtu.be/9ot5Ezkz0lM PRE-ORDER LATOYA'S BOOK: http;//amzn...2019-04-012h 24The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastBONUS - North Shore - 1x21 - The End (Preview)SNEAK PREVIEW: We're dive back into North Shore one last time to discuss one of the most shocking finales we've ever covered for this show. Subscribe to LaToya's Patreon and listen to the full episode here: http://bit.ly/2EQKpyj2019-03-0717 minThe Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE110 - North Shore - 1x02 - Tessa (Part 2)We're back with the second part of our North Shore journey and discussing the latest con artist to make land at the resort: Hailey Nichol. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as we talk more about shitty hotel guests, 2000s indie rock, and why mousy teenagers shouldn't get advice from the adult staff of the Grand Waimea as they'd all be ready to moonlight as models and pro-athletes tomorrow. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: BEAUTIFUL RACCOON EYES: http://bit.ly/2H0XRlQ / http://bit.ly/2GYMISv HAILEY NICHOL: http://bit.ly/2H3m1vQ PRE-ORDER LATOYA'S BOOK: amzn.to/2EnvhHw ...2019-03-051h 18The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE110 - North Shore - 1x01 - Pilot (Part 1)We've come back to town - unannounced - with a ring on our finger, a white pantsuit on deck, and the surf on the horizon. Ready to talk about class issues and Jason Momoa's charming face? Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as we discuss a true 2000s throwback gem North Shore. Part two of the second episode of the season coming shortly. CONTENT WARNING: A subplot includes mentions of sexual harassment and false accusation of attempted assault. This is first mentioned in depth at the 1:20:00 mark, then off and on until the end of the episode. If you'd like...2019-03-022h 25The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastBONUS - Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Inferno II - Part 2 (Preview)SNEAK PREVIEW: The path to hell is straight and narrow, we finished watching Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Inferno II. Subscribe to LaToya's Patreon and listen to the full episode here: http://bit.ly/2SvbsXK2019-02-0622 minThe Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastBONUS - Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Inferno II - Part 1 (Preview)SNEAK PREVIEW: We're continuing the journey to hell with the next installment of our Challenge series and talk Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Inferno II. Subscribe to LaToya's Patreon and listen to the full episode here: http://bit.ly/2GnmSq02019-02-0516 minThe Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastReal World/Road Rules Challenge: The Inferno - Part 2 (Preview)SNEAK PREVIEW: We're finishing our walk down memory lane and watched the second half of Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Inferno. Subscribe to LaToya's Patreon and listen to the full episode here: https://bit.ly/2BPiFHO2018-12-3114 minThe Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastReal World/Road Rules Challenge: The Inferno - Part 1 (Preview)SNEAK PREVIEW: We're taking a walk down memory lane and rewatching Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Inferno. Subscribe to LaToya's Patreon and listen to the full episode here: https://bit.ly/2O7jl092018-09-1122 minThe Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE109 - Emily's Reasons Why Not1) He's too good at Brazilian jiu-jitsu. 2) I refuse to seek professional help about my total lack of communication skills. 3) My friends are laissez-faire enablers. 4) The Televoid is back! 5) If you had to watch a TV show that ABC didn't think was fit to air, you'd take a break too. 6) He chose his sister to go in the ambulance with him instead of me! 7) It's so bad, you guys. That's a real plot point. 8) We missed you. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as we watch the show that was cancelled after one episode: Emily's Reasons Why Not. AS REFERENCED IN...2018-09-012h 26The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE108 - No Ordinary Family - 1x18 - No Ordinary Animal (with Lisa Eastham)Our resolution this year is to watch better Greg Berlanti super hero shows from this point forward. We revisited a super hero show outside the DC/Marvel canon that you probably don't remember because it was ironically, pretty ordinary, and watched No Ordinary Family. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs and returning guest @itslisae to discuss the physics of fake claws, the economics of police sketch artistry, and the things we do for Autumn Reeser. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: BRADLEY COOPER SPEAKING FRENCH: https://youtu.be/L7v9ASXt2QA GIMME THAT PILL: https://youtu.be/9KnnTWdaUyA?t=59m50...2017-12-292h 55The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE107 - Clueless - 3x04 & 3x05 - Scream, Murray, Scream Pt. 1 & 2We're baaaa-aaack and ready to celebrate Halloween with a treat in place of our normal tricks to discuss the cinematic cult classic turned television cult classic: Clueless. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as we talk final girls, physical comedy heroics, and Sabrina: The Teenage Witch conspiracy theories. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: MICHAEL LERNER: http://bit.ly/2gLXFHT ARMY CRAWL/SCREAM EXTERIOR HOMAGE SCENE: https://youtu.be/mf5nnW1tP8o?t=42s CREDITS: https://youtu.be/_FIbPJx7HJ4 EARLY AEROSMITH: https://youtu.be/89dGC8de0CA THE STAIRCASE: http://bit.ly/2zQMkxH THE FRYING PAN SCENE: https://youtu...2017-10-301h 54The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE106 - Family Ties - 5x23 - A, My Name is Alex (With Aly Monroe)It's time for a very special episode of The Televoid, where we watch the very special episode of Family Ties in which Alex explores grief after his (brand new, never before seen, but very best of all time) friend has a freak accident and we're left to deal with the resulting pretentious overacting. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with returning guest @monroealy to discuss what peak face blindness, bad writing, and Shirley MacLaine have done for us lately. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: MATTHEW PERRY DIES ON GROWING PAINS: https://youtu.be/4gGasjWuJlM YOUNG ALAN ALDA: http://bit...2017-05-011h 41The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE105 - Baywatch: Nights - 2x06 - The CabinNo better time to introduce the concept of ghosts, monsters and other creatures of the night being real than the second season of your failing beach crime spin-off, right? Baywatch: Nights thought so. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs to discuss the whether nights ever were the same again. AS REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE: SON OF THE BEACH: http://imdb.to/2nsAYKj ALLIGATOR NONSENSE: https://youtu.be/yecRaGyK99c SOCIAL NETWORK TRAILER: https://youtu.be/rxY9fKgK5OQ CREEPY KID SINGING SCHTICK: https://youtu.be/tmeOjFno6Do CLIMBIN' BEAMS W/ MITCH B: http://bit.ly/2noYYgL I CAN'T SEE THIS...2017-04-011h 55The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE104 - The Bedford DiariesIt was too hard to pick one episode that exemplified the travesty the wannabe intellectual teen sex drama that was The Bedford Diaries. So we made the worst decision possible and watched the entire show. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs to discuss the struggle of living life finding Milo Ventimiglia retroactively attractive in general and what to do if someone moves the Trapt poster. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: CENTRAL PARK CONFESSIONS: https://youtu.be/slO4BmGhxDA?t=7m42s CONTROLLED SLIDE: http://bit.ly/2lmY1o5 OPENING CREDITS: https://youtu.be/wB3NR2joqpU ANGEL CREDITS + OPENING CREDITS...2017-03-013h 58The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE103 - CSI: Cyber - 1x01 - Kidnapping 2.0 (With Lisa Shininger)We start the year off wrong with a terrible attempt at modern crime that hopes you don't know programming code doesn't turn red when a malware hits. It's time for the infamously terrible and shortest lived franchise spin-off CSI: Cyber! Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with returning special guest @ohseafarer to discuss why we're 99% sure this all takes place within the extended Don't Trust The B In Apt. 23 universe. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: THAT'S NOT WHAT SNUGGLING WORKS: i.imgur.com/Z85YTSJ.png THAT'S NOT WHAT KIDNAPPING WORKS: i.imgur.com/TbLdx0R.jpg WHERE'S MY...2017-02-012h 06The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastBONUS - Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life (With Lisa Eastham)We revisit Stars Hollow once again to check in with the Gilmore Girls revival and get into what the HELL went wrong with Rory Gilmore. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with returning Gilmore Girls watching expert @itslisae to discuss why sometimes (hint: this time) Jess is more. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: RORY GILMORE: TERRIBLE JOURNALIST: http://bit.ly/2hUGZwe RORY GILMORE IS THE WORST: http://bzfd.it/2hMZdUi PHOTO OF JESS POST-S6: http://imgur.com/a/Pm1XN ESCAROLE: http://bit.ly/2hUW1SD Getting your holiday shopping done online? Shop through us and support the show...2016-12-173h 17The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE102 - Gilmore Girls - 3x21 - Here Comes The Son (With Lisa Eastham)In honor of the revival, we revisit the disastrous attempt to spin-off Gilmore Girls to Jess Mariano-centric "Windward Circle" set in Venice Beach, California. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guest @itslisae to discuss why we're all Team Paris, what the hell Sherilyn Fenn's character was doing, and how The OC did it better. This episode was taped prior to Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life and contains no spoilers! AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: GILMORE GUYS' CASTING DIRECTORS Q&A: http://bit.ly/2fJ6Vgk FINANCIAL AID FOR RICH KIDS: http://read.bi/2fEYlLZ JESS ON...2016-11-282h 04The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE101 - Glee - 2x05 - The Rocky Horror Glee Show (With Elena Rivera)Happy Halloween! We brave the real life fright fest that was Glee and watch a classically terrible episode right around when it had already worn out it's welcome. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guest @elenaisawesome to discuss why we can't trust anyone who doesn't also hate Will Schuester. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: NED RYERSON: https://youtu.be/gOwhG_y0HQg WILL & GRACE'S SOUND OF MUSIC: https://vimeo.com/36855968 RIP PAVAROTTI: http://glee.wikia.com/wiki/Pavarotti GLEE'S PARODY EP: https://youtu.be/ZQtVmGO3cu4 POPULAR'S STD MUSICAL: https://youtu.be/FEiqFPhqTK8 KURT SINGS ROSE'S TURN: https...2016-10-291h 54The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE100 - One Tree Hill - 6x11 - We Three (My Echo, My Shadow and Me)100 EPISODES! For our centennial celebration we survived the waking nightmare that was the Chad Michael Murray written episode of One Tree Hill set in the mind of Chad Michael Murray's Lucas Scott circa 1940's North Carolina. Somehow it's even worse than it sounds. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs to discuss the rampant misogyny, incoherent writing, and mind-boggling terrible accent work throughout. REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: KAREN'S CAFE MUG: http://imgur.com/nEKHDVN LICENSE PLATE MAP: http://imgur.com/G7OaZHH BABY FACED JOE MANGANIELLO: http://bit.ly/2esaKI4 PEYTON'S CAR BROKE DOWN SCENE: https://youtu.be/jyoF20zc0a4 LUCAS...2016-10-162h 40The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE099 - Tru Calling - 1x03 - Brother's Keeper (With Ryan Tumambing)We relive the day over again with another the tragically cancelled and barely aired FOX high-concept show, Tru Calling. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guest @sortathatguy to discuss the villainous turn by guest star Cobie Smulders, the worst family dynamics ever, and why Zach Galifianakis kept trying to get fired from the main cast. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: TRU CALLING CREDITS: https://youtu.be/xzNt4kAn7EY HELP ME CREEP FACE: http://bit.ly/2dCRBmk X-FILES CREDITS: https://youtu.be/rbBX6aEzEz8 THE WORST SONG EVER: https://youtu.be/5YOqwVcxswU DIDO'S ICONIC WHITE FLAG VIDEO: https...2016-10-022h 41The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE098 - Cavemen - 1x01 & 1x02 - Unaired Pilot & Her Embarassed Of Caveman (With Julia duMais)The wait is over! We take a trip back in time to 2006 when ad executives were living so large they were making GEICO commercials into TV shows. For those of you who don't remember this immediately panned, train wreck of a show (or that it starred newbie actors Nick Kroll, Sam Huntington among others) please allow us to describe Cavemen in all its primordial glory. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guest @juleshastweets of @britchespodcast to discuss how the racist parallels ran rampant and both attempts at piloting the series failed so miserably. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: ...2016-09-162h 27The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE097 - John Doe (With Carly Lane)In honor of LaToya's birthday week, help us keep the party going, forget God, and take a long strange trip to revisit a fan and host-favorite: John Doe. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning Doe-enthusiast, @carlylane to discuss, among other things, what the hell was happening on this show and why Oscar Award Winning J.K. Simmons was involved in any of it. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: LATOYA’S JOHN DOE PIECE: http://avc.lu/2b6JVTq LOL WHAT'S A HEALTH CODE: http://i.imgur.com/vLoiBWT.png THE SEA: http://i.imgur.com/undefined.png THE FI...2016-08-141h 55The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE096 - Opposite Sex - 1x01 - Pilot (With Lisa Eastham)We revisit another cancelled and oft forgotten gem, Opposite Sex, which stars 1999's youths of America such as Milo Ventimiglia, Kyle Howard, and Chris Evans (yes, THAT Chris Evans) as the first few male students admitted to an all girls high school. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guest and Chris Evans specialist, @itslisae to discuss why Lindsey McKeon is once again the best part of everything and how Chris Evans escaped the kind of typecasting that he suffered from pre-Steve Rogers. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: RORY WHY DID YOU DROP OUT OF YALE: http://bit.ly/29...2016-07-162h 50The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE095 - Saved By The Bell - 3x06 - Fourth of July (With Lindsey Kuhle)Happy Fourth of July! We celebrate with the best way to honor life, liberty, and the American way we know and watched the beach-centric holiday episode of Saved By The Bell. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with guest @thekuhlest to dive deep on many of life mysteries: the low-key Slater/Lisa romance plot in this episode, how close to Sainthood was Kelly Kapowski by the time this show went off the air, and what the Fourth of July means to you (besides 50% off at all department stores). AS REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE: THOSE UNIFORMS: http://imgur.com/YaRVfuQ SCREECH...2016-07-022h 13The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE094 - Suits - 3x06 - The Other Time (With Samantha Moya)This week, in honor of Maura's birthday and fathers everywhere, we watched the show that proves young white guys can achieve anything if only they put their minds to it and give .001%. It's time for another USA Network classic: Suits. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with white boy shade specialist @burritoprophet to discuss why everyone on this show is great except Mike Ross and want #justiceforlouislitt. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: GOOD WILL HUNTING SCENE: youtu.be/8gfipuaIA68 THE FLASHBACK TINT: i.imgur.com/PR7mmEH.png FIRST PULP FICTION SCENE: youtu.be/tVRPz6-Tkww?t=1m12s SECOND...2016-06-182h 26The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE093 - Charlie's Angels - 1x08 - They Are Not Saints (With Nate Levy)Hello, angels. We heard you like reboots so we rebooted your favorite reboot before the genre of rebooting reboots even started rebooting. Get your jet ski montages started and prepare to delve into another 2011 pilot season flop: Charlie's Angels. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with @levyontv to discuss the unending plot holes, terrible detective work, and Rachael Taylor quips. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: SECOND CHANCE: http://imgur.com/ERqQEMs TATTED UP FRANCOIS CHAU: http://imgur.com/9FRn7Am HOW TO STEALTH: http://imgur.com/PISzEtO THE STUFFED DOLPHINS: http://imgur.com/Ub7NorX ILLEGAL DRUGS!!!: http://imgur.com...2016-06-031h 50The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE092 - Poe - 1x01 - Pilot (With Carly Lane & Lisa Shininger)Quoth the raven: never aired. We watched the pilot episode of Poe that was cancelled before it even got on the air. Poe was a crime procedural about Edgar Allen Poe solving crimes starring Christopher Egan, Natalie Dormer, and Leslie Odom Jr. which is somehow even more out of control than it sounds. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guests @carlylane & @ohseafarer to discuss the Muse's place on the soundtrack, the ridiculous chemistry between LOJ & Dormer & everyone else living, and -- wait for it -- why this never got it's shot on ABC's programming schedule. AS REFERENCED IN...2016-05-282h 03The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE091 - ALF - 4x06 - Hooked On A Feeling (With Lisa Shininger)Gird your felines, we get higher on cotton than the TV execs were on coke during the 80's when this nightmare made it to air. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with special bad 80's expert @ohseafarer to discuss the on and offscreen disaster that was ALF. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: DONALD TRUMP FUNNY OR DIE VID: https://youtu.be/VJm-E38G3-0 ALF OPENING CREDITS: https://youtu.be/MLqhg9REqtA TOO MANY COOKS: https://youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8 FRANK SINATRA'S MY WAY: https://youtu.be/EUrUfJW1JGk DARK CRYSTAL: https://youtu.be/wW23YcaBHUg CREEPY RONALD REAGAN PUPPETS...2016-05-071h 39The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE090 - Party Of Five - 3x20 - The Intervention (With Aly Monroe)Bottoms up! We'd all be drinking heavily if we were blood relatives of Matthew Fox. Time for the intervention episode of Party of Five where everyone's uncomfortable and miserable and that's the point. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with returning guest @monroealy to discuss the loathsome Salinger family, the stigma of addiction, and the rise and fall of Jennifer Love Hewitt. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: CAPTURING THE FRIEDMANS: http://bit.ly/1poP53c REALITY HAS NO SOUNDTRACK: http://bit.ly/1VLEDRv WEEZER'S BUDDY HOLLY: https://youtu.be/kemivUKb4f4 AS IF/IF ONLY: http://imdb.to/1TmRqX1 ...2016-04-221h 32The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE089 - Castle - 6x05 - Time Will Tell (With Elena Rivera)Remember when Castle implied time travel was a canon reality on a crime procedural and went full tilt camp? We delve deep into one of the most convoluted episodes of their show or ours and try to stop things before the energy wars take hold! Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs with returning guest @elenaisawesome to discuss the dangers of compulsive pop culture referencing with little context that has this show venturing further from the Twelve Monkeys/Terminator homage they were trying for and instead views like a grim two-part episode of The Big Bang Theory. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: ...2016-04-092h 01The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE088 - Romeo! - 1x12 - The April Fools (With Quiniva Smith)It’s April Fool’s Day so what better time to take a trip down the Privilege Highway where no one can stay in their goddamn lane. We explore the show – and career – of Romeo! that exists purely through nepotism and venture down the even worse adventure of white people believing that they too can succeed at whatever they put their minds to. Even if that’s braiding black children’s hair against their will. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guest @quinivasc to discuss the difference between pranks, white nonsense, and jail time. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: MA...2016-04-011h 37The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE087 - According To Jim - 5x20 - The Thin Green Line (With Aarthi D & Kyrell Grant)It’s almost St. Patrick’s Day and time to celebrate mediocre white men everywhere with the show that capitalized on it best: According to Jim. Join your host @maurae along with guests @aarthid from @backinthefield and @imbobswaget to discuss bad irish accents, little people being thrown through windows, and so many other terrible things relating to the lesser Belushi brother. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: DRUNK ON HAPPY ENDINGS: youtu.be/Mcme7ltcL4c LORD OF THE DANCE: youtu.be/jjxTTjJtXDA THE CHICAGO RIVER DYED GREEN: bit.ly/1QSCsoD IRISH STEPDANCING DEMO: youtu.be/JiyGb_EY4PU THE OTHER GREE...2016-03-121h 11The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE086 - Weeds - 8x12 & 8x13 - It's Time Pt. 1 & 2 (With Jarett Wieselman)The year is 2022: weed is legal, plot is useless, and for some reason, Kevin Nealon is still here. We watched the Weeds series finale that focused more on new characters and the future than the show it's meant to bring closure to. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs with guest @jarettsays to discuss the original Jenji Kohan show that celebrated the middle class white ladies doing it for themselves. Literally just themselves. Everyone else move along, please, thank you. THE TARGET LADY: http://hulu.tv/210QCsu PROJECTION KEYBOARD: http://amzn.to/1n2QA5Z SHANE'S PERVO MUSTACHE: http://bit.ly/210PF3...2016-02-271h 51The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE085 - Entourage - 4x07 - The Day F*ckers (With Lisa Eastham)Oh, YEAAAAAAH! It's our Valentine's Day episode and nothing says romance than a $5,000 bet to get laid before the sun goes down. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with friendly neighborhood returning guest @itslisae to discuss bros, babes, and Ari Gold's Jeremy Piven to an upsettingly extreme detail. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: PAULA POUNDSTONE: http://bit.ly/1QbVICF FURRIES: http://bit.ly/1PRejSq TONY THE TIGER VS. FURRIES: http://slate.me/1SLCowv COLLEGE HUMOR'S PARODY: https://youtu.be/o0CdAKrTZ0A When we get ten more reviews on iTunes you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! bit.ly...2016-02-121h 26The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE084 - Veronica Mars - 3x06 - Hi, Infidelity (With Lisa Eastham & Rowan Kaiser)A long time ago, this show used to make sense. Then came the season of a million terrible unresolved plots they didn't bother to try salvage at all. We took on the episode all about the rousing and fun topic of infidelity -- academic, romantic, and at least ten other ways by our count -- and watched Veronica Mars. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guests @itslisae & @rowankaiser to give thanks that the movie exists now and discuss the ups and downs of the final season, Piz, feminism, Chili's and all! AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: THE VMARS...2016-01-302h 28The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE083 - Frasier - 8x14 - Hungry Heart (With Lauren Mitchell)Everybody's got a hungry heart, but maybe that should stay between them and their therapists. We watched the iconically condescending classic, Frasier. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs and returning guest @lebmitchell to discuss the ups and downs of binge eating, hidden pregnancies, and infidelity. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: EDDIE THE DOG: https://youtu.be/IgaQQUwWecE NILES & DAPHNE: https://youtu.be/HB6QfPrWoyQ DAPHNE'S "OUTFIT": http://i.imgur.com/jywOXSG.png Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Going to use that gift card you got for Amazon over the holiday? Shop through us and support the show...2016-01-161h 08The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE082 - How I Met Your Mother - 9x23 & 9x24 - The Last Forever (With Jessica Reed & Kyle Grimes)CLIMB ABOARD THE MURDER TRAIN. Start 2016 off with a doozy as we tear apart the iconic disaster that were How I Mother's two part finale episodes. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with guests @galfridian and @kgrhymes to discuss the suspected murder plots hatched to get rid of the Barney/Robin marriage, The Mother, and the show's entire premise. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: ROBIN'S KILLER BLUE DRESS: http://bit.ly/1mWaQqF COBIE SMULDERS IN WALKING TALL: https://youtu.be/l7dUazpVsLk FRESH PRINCE'S DAD LEAVING SCENE: https://youtu.be/1ZPsfO2I4bo BARNEY'S DAD SUCKS SCENE: https://youtu...2016-01-022h 32The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE081 - Saved By The Bell: The New Class - 6x13 - Season's GreedingsMerry Christmas! Celebrate the season of consumerism with the spin-off of Saved By The Bell that devolved into kids working in a mall with the absence of class, bells, or 90% of the title. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs to discuss how Lord of the Rings, among other things, stole the idea of Gollum from Saved By The Bell: The New Class. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: ROBOT CHICKEN NERD: https://youtu.be/iGkTp9ETzrw BRUTHA: http://bit.ly/1TkBF1R OUR AMERICAN MALL EPISODE: http://bit.ly/TTV-S-TAM GO BAYSIDE!: http://gobayside.tumblr.com/ THE CENTER FROM BOY MEETS...2015-12-261h 28The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE080 - Lois & Clark: The New Adventures Of Superman - 2x09 - Season's Greedings (With Rachna Raghu)It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's the second time we've taken Clark Kent to task for losing his chill and devolving into a maniac! We watched The Jeffersons (yes, those Jeffersons) poison orphans with chemically altered toys at Christmas time. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with returning guest @falulatonks to see how many Disney Channel Original movies we can link this episode and discuss the flawlessness of Lois Lane in most things. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: OUR SMALLVILLE EPISODE: http://bit.ly/TTV-E009 THE JEFFERSONS: https://youtu.be/wJe1c7-zXy0 CLARK'S CREEPY VACUUM MOUTH...2015-12-182h 03The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE079 - Sliders - 3x12 - Season's Greedings (With Ryan Tumambing)It's the most wonderful time of the year again and there's no better way to celebrate than a series of bad holiday pun centric episodes and a young Jerry O'Connell as a partical physicist! Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guest @sortathatguy to discuss why Sabrina Lloyd deserved better and the bonkers behind the scenes of this oft-forgotten sci-fi gem. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: SLIDERS BTS DRAMA: http://bit.ly/1NpjYKO PARALLELS FROM BIOSHOCK INFINITE: http://bit.ly/1SUrUY4 THAT KID'S REACTION FACE: http://i.imgur.com/DdrPIEj.jpg Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes ...2015-12-131h 51The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE078 - Growing Pains - 6x21 - Meet The Seavers (With Lisa Shininger)If you've ever awoken to find yourself a rich television star, you too know the risks of this week's fourth wall breaking episode on Growing Pains' show within a show: Meet the Seavers. Join your hosts @mauraeand @lafergs along with returning guest @ohseafarer of @britchespodcast to discuss Alan Thicke's consummate professionalism and how great at playing a normal version of himself Kirk Cameron used to be! AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: BIZARRE OPENING CREDITS: youtu.be/gJdg6LKIzJ8 LEO DICAPRIO IN THE NORMAL CREDITS: youtu.be/EtZN52pqtOA HYDROPHOBIC CHEMICALS: youtu.be/i4J6uC22Hwo BUB, SUPERFAN: youtu.be...2015-12-041h 27The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE077 - Do No Harm - 1x13 - This Is How It Ends (With Kelly Fitzgerald)Enjoy a relaxing post-Thanksgiving check-up with Dr. Face-Hands and the cast of the cancelled-in-two-episodes disaster that was Do No Harm. Join your host @maurae and returning guest @closer2fine to give belated thanks to the bizarre twist that made this show partly responsible for Broadway's Hamilton being written. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: UNITED STATES OF TARA'S ALTERS: http://bit.ly/1Xk9MND DR. HORRIBLE'S RED SCRUBS: http://bit.ly/1XuIEWM STEVEN PASQUALE'S MANDY PATINKIN: http://bit.ly/1T9e0RB STEVEN PASQUALE IN BRIDGES: https://youtu.be/UVEkCujOHkg THE ORIGIN OF DR. FACE-HANDS: http://bit.ly/1Xka3Qu THAT'LL...2015-11-271h 24The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE076 - Murder She Wrote - 4x10 - Indian Giver (With Quiniva Smith)Happy Thanksgiving! We celebrated by tearing apart the racist garbage that was Murder, She Wrote! In this episode a bunch of old white people defend their town's land by fighting back against the oppressive Native American man who claims it rightfully his! Also: there is murder. Join your host @maurae and guest @quinivasc to discuss how the hell this show ever got nominated for Emmys. Plural. This episode literally aired in Murder, She Wrote's Thanksgiving slot. They gave zero fucks. (Warning: there are references to spousal abuse throughout. Not in depth, but in case you'd like to steer clear.) AS...2015-11-201h 49The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE075 - The Class - 1x09 - The Class Gives Thanks (With Crystal Leww)Time for us to give thanks, once a year at least, for weird shows like this existing. Cancelled after only one season and trying things that were before its time, we watched The Class and are going to have a rare "this is good, you should watch this" episode for us all to take a break and be thankful for. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with special guest @crystalleww to discuss the star studded cast and dark comedy that was gone before it started. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: HOLLY GETS WHACKED WITH STOP SIGN: https://youtu.be/UdtR-X5...2015-11-131h 44The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE074 - Law & Order: Special Victims Unit - 10x07 - Wildlife (With Carly Lane)Remember the episode of Law & Order: SVU that ended with a monkey in a basketball and Big Boi smuggling tigers? It's hard to pick the worst episode of this show since there have been many a ripped headline and rug pulled, but we discuss one of the zaniest. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with returning guest @equivocarly to pitch our Empire spin-off starring Fin Tutuola, hero cop, as new CEO of Empire Entertainment. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: L&O SVU THEME: https://youtu.be/rUXGyazvQzk L&O CRIMINAL INTENT THEME: https://youtu.be/JJMlejvNXuY L&O TRIAL...2015-11-062h 08The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE073 - The Vampire Diaries - 4x08 - We'll Always Have Bourbon Street (Halloween Party Special)Everything is heightened in this week's episode: the length, the guest count, the amount of times a once in a million siring will happen in the span of half a century! It's finally time to take apart a show that's near and dear to our undead hearts, The Vampire Diaries. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs are joined in our #2spooky midnight Halloween Party Special by @itslisae, @rowankaiser, and @galfridian! Pop a bottle of something expensive, we're going to talk about the ridiculous sire bond plot-line, the terribleness of the Travelers, and so much more! Editor's Note: From 1:20:00-1:30:00 we discuss...2015-11-012h 26The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE072 - Stalker - 1x05 - The Haunting (With Ashley Reese)Do you always feel like somebody's watching you? Check your basement drywall and local university's Occult Studies program for stray weirdo professors. It's time for an episode of Stalker. Join your host @maurae and guest @offbeatorbit as we take on the case of bad dads, creepy frat bros, and unrealistic real estate valuations. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: PEPE THE FROG: http://bit.ly/1jDqXbp SECRET KARATE MASTER: http://i.imgur.com/Ata1RsL.webm STU MACHER: https://youtu.be/zyVKJXfRm_g BAD PARENTING 101: http://i.imgur.com/UgVehLW.webm HOMER SIMPSON BUSHES GIF: http://i.imgur.com/7O2FM6...2015-10-231h 24The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE071 - 666 Park Avenue - 1x09 - Hypnos (With Michael Swan & Kyle Grimes)Don't sip that chamomile too quickly, you'll get stoned! Witness Whoopi Goldberg exploding into a flock of doves, Teddy Sears almost shirtless and Rachel Taylor wander the streets of New York without shoes on in the terrifyingly bad 666 Park Avenue. Join your hosts @maurae, @lafergs along with guests @as_seenontv & @kgrhymes to discuss the devil himself: Terry O'Quinn. AS REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE: ROSEMARY'S BABY: https://youtu.be/5H5UvaTM4Q4 GHOST: https://youtu.be/bh5b29cM0KA CHARLIE'S ANGELS: https://youtu.be/lQ_zmoDz56U VANESSA WILLIAMS W/ PROBLEM CHILD ON UGLY BETTY: https://youtu.be/y71Jlvexsg0 ...2015-10-181h 28The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE070 - Family Matters - 8x07 - Stevil (With Elena Rivera)We're kicking off our Halloween month with one of the creepiest episodes we've watched for this podcast. The mysteriously hard to find and easy to traumatize episode of Family Matters in which Urkel's evil ventriloquist dummy goes on a murder spree in the Winslow household. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with guest @elenaisawesome to discuss all things Stevil. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: KEY & PEELE'S FAMILY MATTERS: https://youtu.be/A5Zdp1RfoyI STEVIL IN ACTION: https://youtu.be/DF7ZwNRiiVg HARRIET IN THE BOX: https://youtu.be/tHkOyiqoHUM STEFAN URQUELLE: https://youtu.be/6tMEj8NWYsk Rate, Review, & Subscribe...2015-10-0952 minThe Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE069 - That 70's Show - 8x17 - Crazy Little Thing Called LoveHanging out! Past their prime! With not a thing left to do, That 70's Show paired off a stalker with his prey, put a main character into literal retirement and two off-screen, and for some reason kept Josh Meyers around for more than one episode. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs to discuss where it all went wrong and, no, don't blame it on Africa. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: THAT 80'S SHOW: https://youtu.be/M4slOyPMVCo JACKIE & HYDE HOOK-UP: https://youtu.be/W7h_M63ZBr0 ERIC LEAVES FOR AFRICA: https://youtu.be/M4slOyPMVCo CREEPY FEZ: https://youtu...2015-10-0246 minThe Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE068 - Coupling (U.S.) - 1x01 - The Right One (With Lindsey Kuhle)It's time for the American adaption so poorly received that the BBC aired it's original version after the remake was cancelled just to re-establish that it was once a good show. We watched infamously bad Coupling (U.S.)! Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guest @thekuhlest to discuss the show's failed casting, writing, and directing hat trick. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: COMPARING UK v US: http://bit.ly/1gTgXbA INTROS: https://youtu.be/3YB2rJvYUek US REMAKES OF UK SHOWS: http://bit.ly/1NXQmZJ THE OFFICIAL TELEVOID RECAST: http://i.imgur.com/Vt8yFxd.jpg CAKE'S COVER...2015-09-261h 29The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE067 - The Sopranos - 4x03 - Christopher (With Julia duMais)We watched the episode of The Sopranos that equates to an eighth grader's book report on the misunderstood heroism of Christopher Columbus. Join your host @maurae along with guest @juleshastweets to discuss the plight of the middle class white man. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: SOPRANOS CREDITS: https://youtu.be/RLxSUKA--Dg JLO'S WAITING FOR TONIGHT: https://youtu.be/_66jPJVS4JE RL PIRATE STEVE VAN ZANT: http://bit.ly/1Kkqrat Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg2015-09-182h 05The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE066 - The Big Bang Theory - 3x02 - The Jiminy Conjecture (With Lauren Mitchell)We had our favorite Australian on to discuss America's favorite sitcom because we don't play by anyone's Simple Rules. We watched The Big Bang Theory. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with returning guest @lebmitchell while they delve into the black hole of The Big Bang Theory and try not to get sick to their stomachs. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: MOM IS PRETTY GREAT: http://bit.ly/1i9oofQ BLINK 182: https://youtu.be/s1tAYmMjLdY BOXCAR RACER: https://youtu.be/sPEGbxL9AoQ ANGELS & AIRWAVES: https://youtu.be/JMl8cQjBfqk SIMPLE PLAN: https://youtu.be/RUi54JTgL5s Rate...2015-09-151h 10The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE065 - Body Of Proof - 3x03 - Lost Souls (With Nate Levy)The devil is real. No, seriously. We watched the episode of Body of Proof that confirms that science is bullshit, even if Dana Delaney spends all her days bullying people about it's superiority. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with guest @levyontv to discuss bad dads, dairy cows, and Lucifer himself. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: MILK THE DAIRY COW: https://youtu.be/7UtK1SXW-yE CHRISTINA HENDRICKS IS A DEAD TWIN: http://imdb.to/1M0kKSn DR. BLAKE DOWNS: http://bit.ly/1LPx3y7 WHITE COLLAR GOOD/BAD SWAP: http://imdb.to/1fZw1DY Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes...2015-09-041h 07The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE064 - Will & Grace - 8x11 - Bathroom Humor (With Michael Swan)Warning: several beloved theater actors were harmed in the making of Will & Grace's second live television episode. Join your host @maurae and guest host @itslisae along with returning guest @as_seenontv to discuss the trash finale, useless Matt Lauer, and that infamous gay agenda. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: BENNY HILL MUSIC: https://youtu.be/MK6TXMsvgQg JACK MEETS CHER: https://youtu.be/Odi-_mTo4F0 BLOOPERS: https://youtu.be/1-GrK5tX0r4 DEBBIE DOWNER IN DISNEYLAND: http://yhoo.it/1JAojYM TITANIC PROPELLER DUDE: https://youtu.be/fW32f_LHMNc Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you...2015-08-281h 14The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE063 - Popular - 2x16 - Fag (With Juan Barquin)Never fear, straight white people are here to save the day! Homophobia, racism, and prejudice are no match for their ideals! We watched the episode of Popular that appears to have birthed the thematic core for Glee. Join your host @maurae and guest host @itslisae along with special guest @woahitsjuanito to discuss this vintage Ryan Murphy disaster. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: BASEBALL THUGS: https://youtu.be/exGJsv6ZNlo MARY CHERRY IS LOVE: https://youtu.be/85sr4GN2zlQ MARY CHERRY IS LIFE: https://youtu.be/JuUoNwWwmd4 THAT'S SERIOUSLY MESSED UP BRO: http://bit.ly/1MHGvXf RIOT!!!: https://youtu.be...2015-08-211h 30The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE062 - New Amsterdam - 1x07 - Reclassified (With Carly Lane)Even if you live til you’re 400, this show is still worth skipping. We watched a centagenarian solve crimes while being a jackass, AKA every vampire show minus the interesting parts, AKA Forever AKA New Amsterdam. Join your host @maurae with guest host @itslisae and returning supernatural cop drama expert @equivocarly in going Dutch. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: JAMIE LANNISTER: http://bit.ly/1gFNxOk THE ULTIMATE WIKIPEDIA PAGE: http://bit.ly/1Kl4llx FERRIS WHEEL CHASE: http://i.imgur.com/kRWnd8f.gif COTTON CANDY CASUALTY: http://i.imgur.com/RgPgcpy.gif VAMPIRE GLIDE™: http://i.imgur.com/W3YUmW...2015-08-141h 42The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE061 - Tell Me You Love Me (With Lisa Eastham)Tell us you love us, we sat through this entire miserable series for @lafergs' birthday. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with returning guest @itslisae to discuss how so much nudity and sex managed to be so depressing. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: PAPER TOWEL DISPENSER RAGE BLACKOUT: http://i.imgur.com/t0vTASL.gifv ADAM SCOTT W/ A KNIFE NEAR CHILDREN: http://i.imgur.com/sIHahwj.gifv LIKE A STONE: https://youtu.be/7QU1nvuxaMA ARMORED TANK OF OUR EMOTIONS: http://i.imgur.com/uehZPQv.png MOTHER OF THE YEAR: http://i.imgur.com/QU7RlCh.png TRANSPARENT...2015-08-072h 29The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE060 - The X-Files - 1x09 - Space (With Lisa Shininger)We braved the depths of Space and watched the classically abysmal episode of The X-Files. Join your hosts @maurae and a terrified but compliant @lafergs with special guest X-Files expert @ohseafarer to decipher the bigger X-File, here: how the hell this episode happened. MORE LIKE HANDSY MULDER: http://i.imgur.com/ewzrAV0.png MONK'S GOOD ASTRONAUT VILLAIN EPISODE: http://bit.ly/1IcUduu THE FACE ON MARS: http://bit.ly/1So1wtn DOOFY MULDER: http://bit.ly/1KE3dyT Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1...2015-07-311h 02The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE059 - Alias - 4x11 - The Road Home (With Lindsey Kuhle)Remember that time Jason Segel guest starred on Alias to help Sydney battle a mini helicopter? Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with guest @thekuhlest in the Will Tippin drinking game. Take a sip every time we mourn his absence and be drunk in time to make it through Vaughn's pointless fake daddy issues. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: CARNIVAL BARKER REALNESS: http://bit.ly/1HKvqzV RIP AMELIA DELONGPRE: http://bit.ly/1g77XQG WILL TIPPIN DEALS WITH REVEAL W/ APLOMB: http://bit.ly/1MpcLwQ WILL TIPPIN WARM'S SPYDADDY'S COLD HEART: http://bit.ly/1JiVDIa WILL TIPPIN GETS IT...2015-07-241h 50The Televoid PodcastThe Televoid PodcastE058 - Hot In Cleveland - 5x18 - The Animated Episode (With Jessica Reed)If you thought a show that aired on TV Land wouldn't include birds with lasers in their eyes, Lebron James as Batman, and literally killing every man on earth: you'd be wrong. Your hosts @maurae & @lafergs are joined by the lovely @galfridian to assure you they're not kidding about any of that in addition to George Clooney, the man or the talking dog. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: BETTY WONKA: https://youtu.be/IsXLgMmGYzA TWO GUYS & A GIRL: https://youtu.be/-2oHPjARZ-4 POST-CREDITS SINGING: https://youtu.be/Ol64-SwRpaw Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you...2015-07-171h 07