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MADE TO LEAD MILLIONS PODCAST SERIES with COACH KRYSTAL HENRYEP 67 | Melanie Bonita | American Author & Speaker2025-05-0949 minMADE TO LEAD MILLIONS PODCAST SERIES with COACH KRYSTAL HENRYEP 63 | Melanie Bonita | #1 Amazon Best Selling author & award-winning international inspirational speaker🎙️ Made to Lead Millions with Krystal HenryEpisode Title: Determined to Win with Melanie Bonita📍 Listen on Spreaker: Made to Lead Millions PodcastIn this inspiring episode of Made to Lead Millions, your host Krystal Henry sits down with the unstoppable Melanie Bonita — a #1 Amazon Best-Selling Author, award-winning international inspirational speaker, coach, poet, praise dancer, gospel fitness instructor, and proud U.S. Army Veteran.🔥 Melanie shares her remarkable journey from teen mom to homeowner, published author, and international speaker. Despite facing adversity, health challenges, and early life obstacles, she never let go of her dream to live...2025-04-1835 min
Open to Life4 | Valentine's Day Special: Wedding Night WisdomIn this Valentine's Day special episode of the Open to Life podcast, host Melanie and her guest husband Jerry discuss the intricacies of wedding night expectations and provide practical advice for newlyweds. They emphasize the importance of creating a romantic atmosphere, the significance of foreplay and communication, and the understanding of female anatomy for a fulfilling sexual experience. The conversation also touches on the holiness of marital sex and the joy it brings to couples, encouraging open discussions about intimacy and love.Want healing after a traumatic birth? Check out The Dwelling Place by Brigid Tebaldi. Learn more...2025-02-1637 min
Activate & Illuminate with Melanie WakelinFrom Schizophrenia to Spiritual Gifts with Darrel-Lynne Thieson EP4Melanie Wakelin interviews Darrel-Lynne Thieson (Dee), who shares her profound journey from a mental health crisis to a spiritual awakening. Dee discusses her experiences with schizophrenia, the impact of relationships on personal growth, and the importance of maintaining a strong connection to the spirit world. The conversation delves into the role of the pharmaceutical industry, the balance between destiny and free will, and the tools for achieving inner peace. Dee emphasizes the significance of believing in love and the potential for collective growth in humanity. Key Takeaways: Dee's journey began with a mental health crisis that...2025-02-1150 min
Wait, I'm serious...Is it okay to name my daughter Sexyy Red?Grab your favorite drink and get ready for unfiltered laughs and burning questions we can’t ignore! This week, we’re sharing our hot takes on everything from raunchy men like Bruno and Jerry to the real rules of bathroom etiquette while dating. Pull up a seat and join in on our yap session! By the end of the episode, you'll be asking yourself is it okay to name my daughter Sexyy Red?2025-01-3048 min
The Flooring Business PodcastMelanie Nichols from The Flooring Agency explains how Digital Agencies are Fu*&ing up your Marketing EffortsMelanie jumped into the Lions den and took on Jerry’s challenges when it comes to Marketing your Flooring Business. We disagreed a few times but we agreed that there is a better way that cost you less and improves your lead gen.2024-11-291h 01
Prime TimePrime Time with Jerry McKeePrime Time with Jerry McKee SE 2 - EP12Guest: Melanie Lawson, Union County Clerk of CourtPrime Time with Jerry McKee - Season 2 - Ep 12Prime Time broadcast/podcast - Monday at 7:00 PM2024-05-2859 min
Active Non-Fathers Podcast4. A Recorded Conversation: The last day at Copley, Megan’s new job + Melanie’s origamiOn this shorter episode of the Active Non-Fathers Podcast, we talk about our "lasts", specifically our last time going to Copley Library after school, a very Meg/Mel custom. Later, Megan takes us through the lore of Ben and Jerry's, while Melanie shares her humbling journey into becoming a visual artist (she's really good at origami so hit her up if you need a paper camel)
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Sounds of the Caribbean with Selecta JerrySounds of the Caribbean with Selecta Jerry EP851This weeks show is a 4/20 special featuring songs all about the Ganja! You will hear music from Culture, Bob Marley, Barrington Levy, Alborosie, Peter Tosh, Frankie Paul, Jah9, Pablo Moses, Linval Thompson, Johnny Clarke, Sister Carol, Tarrus Riley, Keida, Shinehead, Jesse Royal, Abja, Ecco Levi, Richie Spice, Bushman, Wayne Smith, Pupa Jim, Sugar Minott, Little John, Prophet Benjamin, Mykal Rose, Mungo's Hifi, Radikal Guru, Mikey General and Mr. Williamz, The Capital Letters, and Many Many More Ganja classics new and old. Also this week we ride the Cultivator Riddim and the Stella Green Farms Riddim featuring artists like Chronixx...2024-04-204h 40
The Contraception PodShould Newlyweds Use Contraception? FT: Melanie & JerryIn this episode we are joined by Melanie & Jerry, a newlywed couple, to discuss whether newlyweds should use contraception and what are other suitable options! Join us two ladies, one Catholic and one Protestant, as we discuss contraception and how it effects our world.
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Made You Watch... (a podcast)Ep. 41: Annabelle’s Wish (Starring Randy Travis, Cloris Leachman, Jim Varney, Jerry Van Dyke, Rue McClanahan, Clancy Brown, Frank Welker, Tress MacNeille, and Kath Soucie)Christmas may be over but Made You Watch… (a podcast) has one more gift for you. It’s Melanie’s turn to recommend a childhood favorite to Adam, the lesser-known holiday cartoon called ANNABELLE’s WISH.
When Santa visits a farm at Christmas, he gives the animals a day to talk like humans. A young cow, Annabelle, wishes to become a flying reindeer while befriending a mute boy who is in a custody battle between his Grandpa and Aunt. It’s a lot to unpack. The film stars Randy Travis, Cloris Leachman, Clancy Brown, and Earnest, himself, Jim Varney...2022-12-2836 min
New Author Podcast#196 – Your Heating Bill Must be Through the Roof!It's 2022. Lindsay is taking a break from the podcast and writing, taking a year off to accomplish some other things on her list. But Jerry has recruited someone else to join him. Because, as new authors, we should talk to each other, the New Author Podcast will have a new co-host. Joining Jerry most weeks will be Rich Kacy. Listen as Jerry and Rich (and sometimes Lindsay) talk about writing (or lack of) during the holidays, writing when life gets in the way, their publishing hopes, and anything else that pops into their head while talking into a microphone.
If...2022-12-2655 min
New Author Podcast#195 – TheRealRichKacySeriouslyAmHimPleaseBelieveMeIt's 2022. Lindsay is taking a break from the podcast and writing, taking a year off to accomplish some other things on her list. But Jerry has recruited someone else to join him. Because, as new authors, we should talk to each other, the New Author Podcast will have a new co-host. Joining Jerry most weeks will be Rich Kacy. Listen as Jerry and Rich (and sometimes Lindsay) talk about starting up your Facebook Author Page, writing when life gets in the way, their publishing hopes, and anything else that pops into their head while talking into a microphone.
If you're...2022-12-201h 13
Impact Lunch TalksB-Corp certification - marketing tool or a driver for the sustainability transformation | #7With companies like Patagonia, Ben & Jerry’s and more than 5.000 other companies worldwide and more than 950 new certified B-Corps in 2021 (+28% YoY, source B-Lab) the concept of B-corporation is on the rise. B Corps (the B stands for benefit) are businesses which use their business as a force of good and therefore balance purpose and profit.
The rise of conscious consumers and investors demand businesses to become more sustainable, while communicating transparently. At the same time, however, fair trade labels and other sustainability certifications were criticised as greenwashing tools. We wonder, is the B-Corp certification any different?
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Firsthand from FirstGenEpisode 9Welcome back, FirstGens! Our ninth episode features an interview, hosted by Ashley Ventrillo with Jerry Laflamme. Jerry is the owner and founder of Laflamme, Barron, & Chabot, a criminal defense firm in Haverhill Massachusetts. In this episode we discuss the highs and lows of a career in criminal defense and the challenges facing first generation lawyers looking to build their own firm. Jerry encourages first generation law students to ask for help and look for constructive criticism everywhere. We hope you enjoy!2021-11-2940 min
Marked Safe: A Disaster PodcastDry Your Tears with Piles of Cash: The Cocoanut Grove FireThis week, Ava has concerns about Black Friday, we revisit Momo and raise theories on Jerry's whereabouts, Brianne's villain origin story is finally revealed, fan favorite funeral potatoes appear on the bracket, a man whose name means fox stands up to the mafia, a sexy move with a lightbulb goes terribly wrong, we get mad at hospitals and float some alternatives to blood donation, a young man gets Final Destination-ed, Melanie loves mushy bananas in her mouth, and Brianne has on-air beef with her mom. Content warnings: alcohol, death by shooting, building fire with mass...2021-11-241h 19
Here Now the News with Jerry BarmashExamining The Bonfire of the Vanities with Ben Mankiewicz and Julie Salamon"The Bonfire of the Vanities" went from one best-selling novels of the 1980s, but the film based on the Tom Wolfe ("The Right Stuff") book would go down as an all-time worst.
This edition of the podcast looks at why it failed so historically, despite an A-list cast (Tom Hanks, Bruce Willis and Melanie Griffith) or perhaps that's a major factor for the film's demise.
TCM host Ben Mankiewicz and film critic/author Julie Salamon, who host the TCM podcast "The Plot Thickens: The Devil's Candy" (based on Julie's book about the making of the movie) are here for an...2021-08-0136 min
The Writer's TavernEpisode 25Writers talking about writing, and other things that writers talk about. If you're a writer, and you talk, join in!
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· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app2021-06-2434 minThe Writer's TavernEdgar Allan Poe and Lewis Carroll team up to solve a murder?What if Edgar Allan Poe and Lewis Carroll teamed up to solve a murder? Intriguing, isn't it? That's what Melanie's new alternate history novel is about, titled A Most Malicious Murder. Be on the lookout for it sometime near toward the end of June 2021. Meanwhile Jerry has a new book that just hit the shelves: Typewriter Repairman, a fun character-driven fantasy set in 1982 about a magic typewriter that you can use to rewrite history -- with disastrous consequences. 2021-06-0734 minThe Writer's TavernBribe your GodsBribe your gods, or your muse, or whatever it is that brings you that holy stream of creativity, because really, they need something in return. Money doesn't grow on trees, right? Why should inspiration? You have to feed and nurture it.2021-05-0332 min
Lead For ClarityPriorities, Goals and What’s Most Important Now!Leadership is a joy when you have clarity and know where you are going in the next 3-5 years. Once you know where you’re going and you have your strategy to get there, it is time to determine the factors that are most important in the next short season. Getting the one thing that is most important and establish goals to set your GPS in that desired direction. As a leader, it is your job to prioritize what matters most through thoughtful collaboration with your leadership team. You want their full participation and buy-in since they wi...2021-04-2117 minThe Writer's TavernScrivener 3.0 for Windows ... finally!Scrivener 3.0 for Windows is finally out of beta and Jerry has been using it on his gaming laptop, but even though he's having no trouble with the software, he's struggling with his current work in progress. Melanie is struggling with hers, too, for somewhat similar reasons.
How about you? How's your current WIP doing? Let's all share and help each other out.2021-04-1224 minThe Writer's TavernFiction Writers are VoyeursPart of being a fiction writer is to be a creator of characters. Part of creating a character is to study people. 2021-03-2230 min
The Actors LoungeEPISODE 193: J Nycole Ralph- Talks Artist Entrepreneurship & Helping Actors Transition From Their 9 to 5Meet J Nycole Ralph
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As one of the top 2% of actors in the industry, J Nycole Ralph loves helping other artists and entrepreneurs make an impact in the world and get paid well to do it! She was a full time teacher in the poorest district in the United States and was burnt out and started resenting going to work because it was not her actual dream. She decided to change that, and she proudly boasts that she’s now a Broadway actor, an award-winning film producer, and a bad bitch entr...2021-03-2052 minThe Writer's TavernBeware of Toxic Writer TrollsAround the 18 minute mark in this episode Melanie brings up an important point: be aware that there are people out there who get off on making other writers, especially new writer, feel horrible about their own writing, and despite what they may tell you, they're not doing it to help you as much as they do it to tear you down to make themselves feel better. This is different than someone giving you honest feedback that you've asked for. In this episode we hope to help you know the difference and not let them mess with your mind.2021-03-0133 minThe Writer's TavernKnitting A Plot Together and Books To Help Write BooksIn this episode Melanie discusses the problems with writing under stressful situations (she lives in Texas, which is still a mess due to the recent Winterpocalypse), and they both share some of their favorite books that help writers write about specific subjects (things like creating a mythical society, scientific accuracy in astronomy, and how to get regency romances right).2021-02-2234 minThe Writer's TavernInspiration for Characters (and other things)A very cold edition of The Writer's Tavern! Melanie is prepping for some frigid Texas weather, and meanwhile Jerry is staring at 0° on his thermometer and telling tales of sliding around out of control on neighborhood streets. Meanwhile we still write stories, because that's what we do. Writers always write.2021-02-0832 minThe Writer's TavernSo ... about book covers...Deconstructing your favorite TV shows for plot and character development; the importance of book covers (hint: they may be as important as your story and prose, if you're concerned about actually selling copies); and cats vs. inflatable beds. Because, you know ... cats. Of course, cats. We are writers, after all.2021-02-0136 minLead For ClarityClarity Changes Everything: Why Dentists and all Business Owners Need ClarityDid you get into dentistry to manage people and deal with communication issues? Dentists, along with all leaders, crave practical advice to make leading their team and growing their business a sure success. Leadership DDS is leadership, dentistry, and life colliding to help you gain clarity and lead with confidence. We believe that clarity will change your everything.“Companies that enjoy enduring success have core values and a core purpose that remains fixed while their business strategies and practices endlessly adapt to a changing world.To create an effective envisioned future requires a certain level of un...2021-01-3012 minThe Writer's TavernWriters With Socks!Dragons? Check! Selkies? Check! Rogue coffee robots? Check! Socks? Double check! Okay, we're good to go. Press play now.
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· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app2021-01-1134 minThe Writer's TavernMelanie Shares a Life Lesson about Preorders During ChristmasUnless you are a glutton for punishment, Melanie urges you to not do what she did. Plus, Jerry learns some interesting tidbits about scheduling and maybe getting a personal assistant.2021-01-0433 min
Marked Safe: A Disaster PodcastNever Back Down From a Street Fight: A Sh*tty Goodbye to 2020SHOW NOTESContent warnings:Poop, birds, plane emergency landing, mention of pornography, brief mentions of vomitLinks:12 Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors Inspired By Musicians, Bands, and Festivals2004 Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incidentAboard the Carnival Triumph cruise shipAccident: Ryanair B738 at Rome on Nov 10th 2008, engine and landing gear trouble, temporarily departed runwayCara's BasementCarnival Cruise Ship Ordered Held in Texas in Shipwreck SuitCarnival Triumph Disaster: A drama of discomfortCarnival Triumph ReviewChicago's...2020-12-291h 23The Writer's TavernTen-Thousand Words A DayErrant muses dropping better ideas on your head when your work is already in progress and you have a deadline? We hear you. We feel your pain.2020-12-2133 minThe Writer's TavernWriter's Block and Polyamorous RelationshipsJerry doesn't know if it's actually "writer's block" or if it's just a case of seasonal writer's avoidance, but he's not getting much done. Mel is, though, and she's writing some very sexy stuff with lots of lovers, and she and Jerry kind of take a deep dive in the whole idea of multiple partners and whether or not it's more natural than having a so-called "atomic family."2020-12-1439 minThe Writer's TavernVirtual Reality and Fiction ResearchMelanie is ready for Christmas and she's on the nice list. Maybe. Jerry is also ready for Christmas and is on the naughty list.
Maybe.2020-11-3038 minThe Writer's TavernWriting and Plotting and Booktubing with Izzy's Ink!Melanie and Jerry are delighted to have the up and coming booktuber Izzy from @Izzys_ink_ as their guest here in The Writer's Tavern. Subjects include the challenge of writing a story in a setting where you can't visit for first hand research (thanks to the pandemic); inspirations and origins of becoming a writer; and of course, the ins and outs of being a booktuber on YouTube. Also Melanie is participating in Romancing the Runoff and you can snag some sweet merch from her -- as well as amazing offering from others such as time with an agent, and...2020-11-1637 minThe Writer's TavernWriters always write. Right? Right!Deep into NanoWriMo, Mel and Jerry discuss the unexpected treasures that pop up when you force yourself to write through a transition instead of jumping from one scene to another. Also they talk about some talented booktubers, two of which are @izzys_ink_ and @ladyhalftone ... and then Mel and Jerry discuss whether or not they could do something like that.2020-11-0935 minThe Writer's TavernIf the Universe is a Simulation, Please Unplug MeWe skipped a week because of a pandemic emergency, but we're back now, and apparently living in a science fiction world.2020-11-0238 minThe Writer's TavernThe Sweet Spot for Pricing Books?Price your digital copies too low, and you might make sales, but they may never get read. Price them too high and you pass the pain point and encourage pirating. Where's the happy medium where you actually make enough money for it to be worth your time and effort? Or, do you even care? We want to know...2020-10-1929 minThe Writer's TavernYes, You Are WorthyThe ins and outs of producing a newsletter for your readership, and why you should do it, and what to avoid. Also Mel explains to Jerry the difference between having readers subscribed to your newsletter, and readers who are subscribed to your blog. (Even if your blog subscribers get the blog posts in their email, there's still a reason to also do a newsletter.)2020-10-1236 minThe Writer's TavernBook Marketing: Websites, Covers, and Ads ... and CatsShould you make an author's website? And what should you put on it? And how can you keep it "fresh" in the robotic eyes of the Google bots? We also have some very valuable tips for indie authors about book covers, and also some great inside info on running ads. Readers, you may be interested in this inside info as well ... and also, we talk about cats. Cats are always relevant. Meow!2020-10-0551 minThe Writer's TavernYou've Been Smut-BoxedWhat happens to your book on Amazon if they arbitrarily decide to categorize it as "erotica?" Also, Melanie tells the tale of why she made the jump from traditional publishing to indie publishing (Melanie to Jerry: do NOT refer to it as "that Amazon thing!") and Jerry asks the question, "How much does an author's photo influence book sales?" Remember, if you have an answer or comment, you can send us voice messages via WritersTavern.show.2020-09-2838 minThe Writer's TavernSpecial Guest William LedbetterIts writer's tavern talk with Nebula Award winning author and aerospace engineer William Ledbetter! We chat about what it was like to win the Nebula and how it's changed his writing career, as well as having his novel Level Five published as an Audible Original. We also chat about book conventions during a pandemic, video games and other distraction, and -- among other things -- character creation and bourbon. But, not creating characters with bourbon, just ... bourbon. And absinthe. And Scrivener (we always seem to end up talking about Scrivener). There's also some marketing talk, and Melanie gives some...2020-09-211h 01The Writer's TavernTools of the Trade: Word Processors, Note Keepers, DatabasesTyping, scribbling with a pen/pencil/stylus, or dictating into a microphone?
Microsoft Word, Apple Pages, Scrivener, or Google Docs? Microsoft OneNote, Apple Notes, or Evernote? Roam Research, or Walling?
How about Otter AI?
What are your favorite tools of the trade?2020-09-1430 minThe Writer's TavernProblems with Plotting during a PandemicMore than ever, just about all fiction writers currently face something that has plagued Science Fiction writers for years: how do you keep a story from being overtaken by actual events? Even considering how quickly you can now go from final draft to publication, writing something set in "Present Day" forces you to predict the future at a time when you don't even know what life is going to be like a week from now.
#writersproblems2020-09-0737 min
The Port Charles Update - A General Hospital PodcastEven StevenOn episode 94 of the PC Update, Elizabeth showcases sexy family picture minus Jake. Ava informs Kiki about Morgan’s death and blames her for it in the same breath. Could Cyrus Renault end up hosting the hottest hostage event of the year since Jerry Jax? This episode covers GH episodes from June 15th - 19th, 2020. *Music provided by Scott Holmes (song name - Electronic Vibes).2020-06-2055 min
Mask of Sanity4. Jerry BrudosLock up your Louboutins! Hide your Manolos! Bury the Jimmy Choos! And for the love of god, watch your back in parking garages, friends! Join Melanie as she takes you through the case of Jerry Brudos, The Shoe Fetish Slayer, and explores how his traumatic childhood and deprived sexual development led him to commit some of the most gruesome murders imaginable against women. Check out the Mask of Sanity Instagram and Twitter for more updates on upcoming episodes. Don't forget to like the Mask of Sanity Facebook page and chat with other super fans about each week's episode! What's t...2020-02-1954 minThe Actors LoungeTiffany Daniels- After Booking Her First Speaking Role She Booked 12 More Back To Back.Tiffany Daniels was born and raised in San Diego, CA. She is a graduate of the San Diego School of Creative and Performing Arts, and received a bachelor of science in Hotel and Restaurant Administration from Cornell University . Upon graduation Tiffany received a year long dance scholarship to Edge Performing Arts Center in Hollywood where she trained intensely in different areas of dance, voice, and improv. Tiffany has had the pleasure of dancing for the Los Angeles Chargers, the Los Angeles Lakers as well as hosting the live pre-game Lakers Television show. She has also worked commercially for Dell, Wal...2019-08-081h 01
Distraction Pieces Podcast with Scroobius PipBen & Jerry's special w/Rebecca & Melanie - Distraction Pieces Podcast with Scroobius Pip #165Welcome, welcome, welcome to episode 165 of the rich, creamy and ever so delicious Distraction Pieces Podcast with Scroobius Pip! A long awaited episode at that, as Pip is joined by Rebecca from Ben & Jerry's ice cream and Melanie from the incredible International Rescue Committee! Imagine that... Yes indeed, all those references to those forward thinking ice cream pioneers Ben & Jerry on all those DrunkCasts, the Instagram posts, the tweets... Well it looks like they have opened a big, frosty freezer door for our frozen treat-loving host, as he got to join the gang for a wonderful chat - and most...2017-08-231h 28
Enjoy Your Day With A Riveting Full Audiobook.The Last Fighter Pilot by Don Brown, Captain Jerry Yellin - foreword, Captain Jerry Yellin - contributor, Melanie Sloan - forewordPlease visithttps://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/2/audible/26504to listen full audiobooks.
Title: The Last Fighter Pilot
Author: Don Brown, Captain Jerry Yellin - foreword, Captain Jerry Yellin - contributor, Melanie Sloan - foreword
Narrator: Robertson Dean
Format: mp3
Length: 4 hrs and 40 mins
Release date: 07-31-17
Ratings: 4.5 out of 5 stars, 538 ratings
Genres: Asia
Publisher's Summary:2017-07-314h 40
The Plant-Based Entrepreneur ShowEpisode #32: Tobias Leenaert – The Best (Business) Strategy For Spreading CompassionListen here or on iTunes. "We have to just accept that change is going to be slow, and I think the new system is going to be built with money from the old system."
TOBIAS LEENAERT
Of all the images that come to mind at the term 'vegan activist', the calm, pragmatic approach of Tobias Leenaert is probably right at the bottom of the pile for most people. But that, or the fact that he writes under the name of Vegan Strategist, shouldn't fool you into thinking he's not absolutely passionate about bringing change and eliminating animal suffering. He's simply...2017-06-1556 min
Your Yes Life NowEpisode 18: Melanie Smith On Love, Loss, Growth & Shrinkage “I approach life as though I don’t know anything, and so let’s start learning something” Melanie Smith This episode was recorded at Melanie’s NYC apartment. Please enjoy the ambient sound of the Big Apple. Melanie Smith is one of my dearest friends and this episode begins with us sharing how we remember first meeting. It was at Kripalu during our yearlong studies in Positive Psychology with Tal Ben-Shahar Ph.D. Of course, we both have different memories, and this led perfectly into a conversation around the power of stories....2017-02-2154 min
Petra Kolber Happy Hour CallEpisode 18: Melanie Smith On Love, Loss, Growth & Shrinkage “I approach life as though I don’t know anything, and so let’s start learning something” Melanie Smith This episode was recorded at Melanie’s NYC apartment. Please enjoy the ambient sound of the Big Apple. Melanie Smith is one of my dearest friends and this episode begins with us sharing how we remember first meeting. It was at Kripalu during our yearlong studies in Positive Psychology with Tal Ben-Shahar Ph.D. Of course, we both have different memories, and this led perfectly into a conversation around the power of stories....2017-02-2154 min
Don't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastDQYDJ Ep 217: Feed Melanie's PussyWelcome to episode 217 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" Yes, we're back, bitches! Well, some of us are -- Patrick and Nathan are off rehearsing/auditioning, so Melanie talks about life lessons from RuPaul's Drag Race, Jerry gets a new cylindrical friend named Alexa, and special writing guest L.D. Blakeley joins us to talk about writing smut and making pretties. Whee!
Topics from the show: RuPaul's Drag Race LaTrice Royale L.D. Blakeley Weezie World Amazon Echo
Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com Send us voicemail: 972...2015-04-2235 min
Don't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastDQYDJ Ep 208: Jerry Found His FruitcakeWelcome to episode 208 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" No, we're not dead. No, we haven't podfaded. Yes, we've all been hideously busy, sorry about that. And yes, this episode is partially unedited, but Melanie does not have the pain tolerance or hydrocodone necessary to spend three hours in her office chair cutting out all the spaces right now, so here you go.
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ANOTHER ROUND OF BEER FOR BREAKFAST CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O...2014-03-1436 min
Don't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastDQYDJ Ep 203: 2014 -- A Good Year For SinWelcome to episode 203 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we have the wonderful Tiffany Reisz back on the show with Melanie and Jerry! Tiffany talks about The Mistress and the upcoming White Years books in the Original Sinners series, why 2014 is a good year for sin, and how she may be moving to Brooklyn because it's safer than her current neighborhood.
Topics from the show Tiffany's Website The Mistress on Amazon
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Don't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastDQYDJ Ep 202: This One's A Little CracklyWelcome to episode 201 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is off doing, I dunno, something, so it's a writercast with Melanie and Jerry. And let us apologize in advance -- the crackliness is all Melanie.
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GREATER TUNA CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 8/29/13 to 9/29/132013-09-2039 min
Jerry Ezz ElectroElectro Session Beat 133Over 195,000 downloads, Gracias!! Listen here the best new Electronic music, all mixed up by Dj Jerry Ezz @ hi s Radio Show on Beat 90.1 FM Total Music, called #ElectroSessions! Follow me on Twitter @DjJerryEzz, Facebook.com/EzzDj. Here is the tracklist!:
01 Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus
02 Depeche Mode Vs Denzal Park - Personal Jesus Warp (Sergio Luis Bootleg)
03 David Guetta vs Henrix vs Knife Party - LRAD Wild Hit It ! (Apollo Mashup)
04 Knife Party & Darude - Sandstorm Death Machine (Sergio Luis Lumberjack Bootleg)
05 Dani L. Mebius & Dj Punish ft Avicii - Rockin In To Darkness (RobbHeart Rave_n Toolbox)
06 Prodigy vs...2013-06-081h 01
Don't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastDQYDJ Ep 191: It's A Mayan Apocalypse, Charlie Brown!Welcome to episode 191 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick's new show has a little bite to it, Melanie doesn't want to pad, and Jerry has a wee contretemps with Brendan Frasier. Merry Christmahanukkwanzamayanapocalypse, y'all!
Topics from the show Melanie's Etsy store Amazon Prime users can read Jerry's books for free!
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HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 3102012-12-2535 min
Don't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 185: Here Comes Tiffany Reisz!Welcome to episode 185 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick's off at tech rehearsal so it's a writercast! And what a writercast it is -- Melanie and Jerry welcome Tiffany Reisz, author of The Siren and The Angel, to the show. If that wasn't good enough, religion, writing and BDSM are discussed, and Melanie declares herself as Team Søren all the way.
Topics from the show The Siren ( Amazon | Barnes & Noble ) The Angel ( Amazon | Barnes & Noble ) Nora's Dungeon on Tumblr
Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.c...2012-09-2647 min
Don't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 177: Porned Up, Horned Up, And Corned UpWelcome to episode 177 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick giggles his way through the intro thanks to Nathan, Jerry declares a fatwa on Dodge, and Melanie writes porn and makes a plea for money.
Links from the show: Tymber Dalton, erotic romance writer extraordinaire.
Stop the whining -- send Melanie to Worldcon!
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FUNNY BUSINESS CONKLIN'S BARN II...2012-07-2530 min
Don't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 174: The Six Month Anniversary Is LubeWelcome to episode 174 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and He Of the Sensitive Nipples celebrate their 6th month anniversary by actually taking receipt of their damn furniture, Jerry is Not Happy (TM) with AT&T and his MiFi, and Melanie shall forever be known as La Granda Blanca Pelliroja Mapache.
Proof that Melanie and Stacy visited Chichen Itza. They got tossed out later on for looting, but still...
We have voicemail! Terminally Single Tim
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Don't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 169: Jerry Davis, Sex GodWelcome to episode 169 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is feathering his nest, Melanie is cleaning hers when she's not making SUPERNATURAL plushies, and Jerry broke his bed during a romp, hence the episode title.
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THE FOREIGNER CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 3/1/12 to 4/7/122012-03-2333 min
Don't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 157: Thank You For Stuffing Jerry With Hot Juicy MeatWelcome to episode 157 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick gets a call from his arch-nemesis, Melanie is not a well clown, and Jerry enjoys a meat-heavy Thanksgiving.
We have voicemail! Scott the Satyr
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 11/10/11 to 12/31/112011-12-0536 min
Don't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 156: Damn You, NaNoWriMo!Welcome to episode 156 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is on enforced silence, so Melanie and Jerry take over the podcast with the help of special guest Tracy S. Morris and proceed to talk about writing, editing, NaNoWriMo, and the perils of Black Friday. Mwahahahahahahaha!
Yard Dog Press Podcast
We have email! Ken in Toronto
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR CONKLIN'S...2011-12-0133 min
Don't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 152: Public Humiliation Is The KeyWelcome to episode 152 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is under the weather but records anyway, Stacy is pretty much out of the podcast for the foreseeable future, and Melanie and Jerry debate the new Amazon printing paradigm. Also, Melanie opens herself up for public humiliation -- her novel will be edited by 10/31/11 -- or else.
Belaurient Arts on Etsy How to Be A Woman by Caitlin Moran
We have voicemail! Princess Honah Ramble Redhead
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Don't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 114: Murdering Our DarlingsWelcome to Episode 114 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where the episode title doesn't have anything to do with why Stacy and Patrick aren't on this episode. Honest. No, it's just Melanie and Jerry on the show tonight, and you know what that means, kids -- it's a writercast!
We have email! KFC Divy
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LIE, CHEAT AND GENUFLECTAnother hilarious hit from the authors of LOVE, SEX AND THE IRSand WHAT THE...2010-08-0333 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 112: It's Not Just A Yarmulke For The Shower, JerryWelcome to Episode 112 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie leaves her vibrator on, Jerry's other podcast gets pimped, Stacy recovers from brain damage (kind of), and Patrick wants us to write an SF series and make him some big bucks.
We have voicemail! Mel Gibson
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G.I. JUKEBOXStarring Dan Challacombe, Tamra Challacombe, Pat Gaik & Julie Seeley!CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATREP.O. Box 310Goodfield, IL 61742(309) 965-25456/27/10 though 7/25/102010-07-1535 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 90: Melanie Shows Her Box to L.A.Welcome to Episode 90 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy is once again sidelined to Monday Night Football (but records the opener for us, so go Stacy!), Patrick leads a double life as a dancing hippopotamus, Melanie meets Jeffrey Combs and is still grinning over it, and Jerry is recovering from H1N1. Seriously.Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
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Don't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastVideocast 03: Melanie's L.A. Adventure With Brian And ChristianWelcome to Videocast 03 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie heads to the Left Coast to take in some theater and dines in a Hollywood Denny's with Brian and Christian of That's What She Said. Trips to the Pleasure Chest are discussed, and cameras are secreted in cleavage.
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Call us on our listener line: 206-666-41872009-08-2404 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 82: Skanks On A TrainWelcome to Episode 82 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy has just spent 12 days with autistic people and is tired, Patrick cuts a back-alley deal and questions Mitzi Morris's virtue, Melanie explains why you should leave celebrities alone when they're shopping, and Jerry is doing...um...research. Yeah, that's the ticket.WHAT WE HAVE HERE...IS A CONTEST!Call us at 206-666-4187 before August 31st and use the code words "Me Want Some Bubba," and you have a chance to win a signed copy of Best of the Bubbas...2009-08-2342 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 81: Strictly DicklyWelcome to Episode 81 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry buys a new tech/S&M toy, Stacy is now armed, Patrick sings us a new theme song, and Melanie reminds us that she's all about the cock.WHAT WE HAVE HERE...IS A CONTEST!Call us at 206-666-4187 before August 31st and use the code words "Me Want Some Bubba," and you have a chance to win a signed copy of Best of the Bubbas of the Apocalypse from Yard Dog Press and BenBella Books, with stories by...2009-08-1233 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 53: The Return of JerryWelcome to Episode 53 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy deconstructs her own blog comments, Patrick gets eight inches, Jerry returns from California and Melanie has to edit this nightmare together with a clip from The Direct Approach.Recommended Linkswww.iresq.comYard Dog PressHouston, We've Got BubbasThe Best of the Bubbas of the ApocalypseWe have email!ScottyWe have voicemail!DQ RickSend us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Call us on our listener line: 206-666-4187Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for...2008-12-0137 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 51: Melanie Drank The Homeowner Kool-AidWelcome to Episode 51 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is AWOL, Melanie discusses the pros and cons of using Xanax for insomnia, Stacy is God knows where, and Patrick recounts another Tale From the Dinner Theater.We have voicemail!DQ RickFoul Monkeys RickyNessaSend us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Call us on our listener line: 206-666-4187Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!2008-11-2535 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 47: Melanie Has A Lot of Sh*tWelcome to Episode 47 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy is busy doing, well, something, Patrick announces the kickoff of his birthday month, Jerry is also busy doing, well, something, and Melanie is surrounded by boxes and is finally going to see WICKED.
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Call us on our listener line: 206-666-4187Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!2008-11-0334 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastSpecial Report 01: Jerry's Been Kidnapped!Melanie announces a Special Report about Jerry's kidnapping by Patrick and Stacy. Stay tuned.2008-09-1702 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 23: Mamma Mia!Welcome to Episode 23 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is champing at the bit for Mamma Mia and Melanie is entranced with the current holder of the maillot jeune.
Jerry-less due to a personal situation
Patrick is miffed
Melanie is having a VERY good birthday month
It's all downhill after 30
Melanie did not meet up with Rodan - wah wah!
Patrick's connection to the porn industry
Melanie's new crush -- Cadel Evans
Patrick is far too fussy
Mamma Mia and Dark Knight Returns open this weekend!
Christian Bale topless -- rowr
Has Meryl had...2008-07-1733 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 22: We Want A Happy EndingWelcome to Episode 22 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is experiencing stage fright and Melanie is reveling in her newest addition to her car sound system.
Going out to any flora and fauna with an internet connection
Jerry has stage fright
Melanie would really like to relocate to Chicago
Guess who has an iPod connector in her car?
Jerry listened to the Meanies on the way to Lisle
Thank you Nessa for the b-day presents!
Why doesn't Jeff Combs get more comedic work?
It's been a great birthday month so far
Jerry's fighting the...2008-07-1629 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 21: My Muse Has A LoofahAccueillez à l'épisode 21 de "Ne Quittent Pas Votre Travail De Jour" where Jerry is back, Melanie is speaking French, and Patrick is going through Doctor Who withdrawal.
Jerry's back!
Canned chicken smells like cat food
Jerry's experiences with bachelor cooking
Back to the trees
Write in with your simple, tasty meal recipes -- please!
Melanie likes cold curry for breakfast
At least Illinois has good beer
"Dad is great -- give us chocolate cake!"
We're legal!
Amish hand-cranked laptops of wood
Jerry deals with internet withdrawal by writing
"My muse has a loofah"
Jerry's mad ninja flyswatter skillz
Sp...2008-07-1040 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 20: The Gaik LegacyWelcome to Episode 20 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is joined once again by Patrick and they speak Chinese about Doctor Who.
Patrick's back for Round 2
The Gaik Legacy: much talked about and never seen
Melanie did her citizenly duty and burned some meat yesterday
Hancock -- kinda fun
So, how many listeners DO we have?
Hi, Jerry!
Patrick segues ever so gracefully to Doctor Who
Talking Chinese about the Doctor
Porn buddies
How Melanie and Patrick met in early morning Latin
Dr. David Plesic -- Latin teacher extraordinaire
More Chinese
Patrick recounts his...2008-07-0639 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 19: For $217.97, Cat Pee HappensWelcome to Episode 19 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is joined by her BFF Patrick and they discuss things that they agreed not to discuss on the podcast.
"Hello, listeners!"
Jerry is still AWOL due to lack of broadband
Patrick has a crappy soundcard
We have a little list of things we agreed not to discuss
Feline Emergency!
Back from the Vet ER -- JJ just passed a urethral blockage
For $217.97, cat pee happens
Patrick has a night off from "It Runs In The Family" at the 2008-07-0332 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 18: Turning Your Loved Ones Into JewelryWelcome to Episode 18 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is joined by Mary the Sober Girl of A Drink To Be Sober while Jerry travels to the Land of Lincoln to be with his love.
The guestest with the bestest
Frodo -- half the puppy he was
Melanie hates pilling her cat, because it makes her feel like Sybil's mother
Expressing the anal glands and why it's good to wear glasses while doing so
Melanie says go see WALL*E -- it's fabulous
Mary is strong woth the Animation-fu
How to use an anniversary...2008-06-3033 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 17: Remembering George CarlinWelcome to Episode 17 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie talks about her guardian angel Brian, Jerry explains why a story needs a beginning, middle and end, and we remember the genius that was George Carlin.
Driving and packing and driving and packing...
Jerry thinks he looks insane on our website
Yes, we have video of a partially topless Jerry
Melanie has a summer cold
Jerry's looking forward to winter in Illinois
Chicago does get lake effect snow
Remembering George Carlin
Melanie tells a story about her guardian angel, Brian
If you want to study...2008-06-2639 min
Don't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastVideocast 01: Jerry's Going Away PartyWelcome to Videocast 01 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we get together and thow Jerry a going away party before he heads off to Illinois. Naturally, things get a bit weird...
And yes, I know things look pixilated. I was using my pocket camera that also takes video -- SOME of us don't have flip cameras, you know...
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Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission...2008-06-2318 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 16: Men Have Vaginas, TooWelcome to Episode 16 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie reveals the truth about vaginas, Jerry packs for his move to the Land of Lincoln, and we both get White and Nerdy.
Jerry is in the middle of packing
The truth about the clitoris
Melanie dons her sex educator hat...again
Men have vaginas, too
Melanie got her early birthday present -- a Palm T|X
Welcome to Portable Writing Technology Corner
White and Nerdy
A slightly stressful day
Searching for a segue
Jerry wants to live the simple life
Melanie, on the other hand...2008-06-1930 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 15: Chester Drawers And Making A BubbleWelcome to Episode 15 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry bulks up, Melanie works the weekend and we ask for help regarding a very annoying pussy problem
Jerry is the Incredible Bear-Like Person
Jerry got donuts for Father's Day
Farewell, Tim Russert
Melanie did the work thing this weekend
Does anyone know that Dennis Kucinich brought 35 articles of impeachment against Bush?
JJ really, REALLY needs meds
Anyone want a mouthy tuxedo cat?
Kitty TV!
The royals are streaking again
Secrets of the Industry:Use a good hookWrite for timelessness
We...2008-06-1635 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 14: This Is Gonna Be A Short One, Folks...Welcome to Episode 14 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is tired, Jerry is sick, and voicemails are very, VERY welcome.A pair of busy lesbians
Jerry is all about the fish tacos
Melanie finally sees (at least part of) THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH
Who knew Rip Torn was such a hottie in the 70's?
Does anyone know that Dennis Kucinich brought 35 articles of impeachment against Bush?
We have voicemail!
Jerry
Kathy
Ryan
A closing message from the BBC
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Jerry is not an alcoholic
Two beers a day is good for a man, honest
Melanie liked SEX AND THE CITY (and she REALLY liked David Eigenberg)
How to discuss "tuchus lingus" delicately
Front row seats at the Eddie Izzard concert
Eddie loves language, and it shows
Melanie receives an epiphany: she must SLOW...2008-06-0937 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 12: Customs Took My Beef JerkyWelcome to Episode 12 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where life is looking more and more like science fiction, Jerry's tired and Melanie tells a story about drunken fencing.
Barack Obama is the Democratic nominee
Life is looking more and more SF
Don't remake BARBARELLA, dammit
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own"
Melanie has con crud, and Jerry is tired
Jerry's daughter is back from Africa
Customs took Jerry's beef jerky
Melanie's upcoming weekend in Oklahoma City, OK
Sharing Trek memories
Jerry thanks whoever bought him On The Bottom
Ryan, where's our phone call?
...2008-06-0531 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 11: You Use Your Tongue Purtier Than a Twenty Dollar Whore!Welcome to Episode 11 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is fresh from A-Kon, Jerry enjoys time with his daughter before moving to the Land of Lincoln, and we discuss the fine art of posing action figures.
The aliens won't let Jerry talk about it
Melanie spent the weekend at A-Kon
Anime cons = lots of skin
We have a live studio audience
Jerry goes on a daddy/daughter date
See SPEED RACER before IRON MAN -- trust us on this
Jerry's leaving on a jet plane
When Godzilla texts
David Gerrold -- great writer, sort...2008-06-0233 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 10: Look, It's Jesus Barbie!Welcome to Episode 10 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie rants about the remake of THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN, Jerry stumbles across a special kind of action figure, and more things are dredged up from the past for your amusement.
Melanie prefers throwing iron to Curves
Remaking THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN -- why?
Melanie really, really, REALLY hates bad time travel paradoxes
When writers write themselves into a corner
Look, it's Jesus Barbie!
"Being saved is hard."
Making Bondage Barbies in Holland
Melanie's rather good at sculpting little penises
Tales of the Rubber Ball
Gaffer Tape, Nipples...2008-05-2933 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 09: Is That a Snake Over There?Welcome to Episode 9 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie gets bitter about her high school graduation day, Jerry explains why landing at the poles on Mars is tough, and we have an extra-special voicemail at the very end.
It's the 25th anniversary of Melanie's graduation from high school -- she's officially old
What not to say to a new HS graduate
Senior moments
Why isn't weed legal by now?
Godspeed, Robert Asprin
Seven minutes of terror on the Red Planet
Jerry explains it all about landing on Mars
Pick a type of measurement and...2008-05-2536 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 08: Junk In The SubwayWelcome to Episode 8 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is back from the Great White North and Melanie talks about seeing junk in the Swedish subways.
Blame WMBYS for our wishlists
Our childhood of soap operas (plus John De Lancie as a nutty soap professor)
It's a bad week to be a TV character
Guess who Melanie is going to see at Dragon*Con?
Ignore the F-5 in Colorado -- there's no such thing as global warming
Turd Blossom gets subpoena'd -- FINGER
Jerry's subconscious thinks politicians are alien lizards
We need iTune reviews!
...2008-05-2437 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 07: ...Nope, Got Walt Back (Plus Holly and Nessa -- Hurrah!)Welcome to Episode 7 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is off on business and Walt, Holly and Nessa from We're Mean Because You're Stupid step in as guest hosts -- hurrah!
It only took one take to start the show!
Walt is afraid of Melanie
Melanie wants her 600 thread counts sheets, dammit
Holly is giving away second-hand sheets
What happens in Las Vegas (like food poisoning) should stay there
Melanie stimulates the economy big-time
Holly is dissed in Lame Giant
Stacy, the Shaman Assistant (now with grass skirt!)
Jumping the broom in Jolly Olde...2008-05-1931 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 06: Well, We Just Lost Walt...Welcome to Episode 6 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we welcome Wes Stone from Live It Up! and Dial H for Homo. And yes, this is gonna be writer-intensive.
Wes is an experienced writer slaving away in a cracker factory
Fur, Fangs and Femme is becoming its own subgenre
Melanie likes to stare at her screen until blood drops appear on her forehead
Secrets of the Industry:Give yourself permission to write crap
"Holy literary criticism, Batman!"
Melanie is the world's best living procrastinator (since Douglas Adams is dead)
How to make...2008-05-1537 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 05: The One With a Marked Lack of BeerWelcome to Episode 5 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie capers in glee over IKEA and Jerry rages against politicians, the media and having to spend all his beer money on gas.
Amphibian Phone Sex
Melanie is a happy camper who loves IKEA
"Tabernac!"
Jerry, however, is pissed off at the news
Hur hur -- Jerry said "rear"
The media -- catering to the lowest common denominator since the 1970's
The President is in Texas -- yeehaw...
Jerry expresses his political views
"Some freedoms should be limited." Yeah, right.
THE FALL - Joe-Bob sez check...2008-05-1133 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 04: Writing, Drinking and Shooting Large AnimalsWelcome to Episode 4 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we celebrate the drunken splendor that was Ernest "The Hem" Hemingway, as well as some drunken antics of other writers. Ahem.
Melanie is somewhat fried by her return to the work force
The side effects of a decided lack of caffeine
Jerry's gorilla hair on his arms
When Batman has phone sex
Telemarketing sucks!
Jerry has gogo boots -- now he just needs a strip to work
Having an uncle who is also an aunt
It's not fair that Eddie Izzard is so pretty
Melanie's name...2008-05-0833 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 02: Is That Your Utility Belt, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?Welcome to Episode 2 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" We're on both channels this time, and Melanie has had way too much fun with GarageBand.
Tonight's a Bloated&CrankyCast!
7 hours to pass a $%*&#%^ safety test
Melanie dreams of Adam West
Is that your utility belt, or are you just happy to see me?
Miley Cyrus = bumper harvest!
Jerry goes to Tijuana and sees lots of magic tricks
Melanie dons her sex educator hat
Jerry's Poetry Corner
Allergies suck ass, but allergy shots are wonderful
Darth Vader wants to know where his Playboys are
Hans the baggage...2008-05-0130 minDon't Quit Your Day Job: The PodcastEP 01: Jesus was a Home Brewer!Welcome to Episode 1 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" And no, Melanie is nowhere near as loaded as she sounds -- it's just the decongestants, honest.
In our inaugural podcast, we cover a wide variety of topics:
Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man?
Drug humor without guilt
Just Say No, Ben!
We must sacrifice Britney's cameltoe for the harvest
Melanie is the Kiss of Death, so she hates you all
Jerry and Melanie compare drinks (and man, tequila is expensive)
Jerry as media mogul
Jesus was a home brewer
Fairy godmothers as environmental activists
...2008-04-2725 min