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Boujee BlondesEmbracing Hot Girl Habits for Your Seasonal Glow-UpReady to transform your spring? Join Melissa and Simone as they unpack the essential hot girl habits that will elevate your season from ordinary to extraordinary. Melissa kicks things off with her marathon training journey, highlighting both the physical challenges and mental discipline required—a perfect metaphor for the transformation spring offers us all. Meanwhile, Simone shares her weekend adventures in Dubai, complete with a cautionary tale about Prosecco-induced hangovers that will have you laughing in solidarity.The heart of this episode revolves around practical ways to refresh your life this season. From the therapeutic pow...2025-04-0841 minBoujee BlondesEngaged to a Cheater? Exploring Relationship Dilemmas and Women’s Safety in IrelandMelissa and Simone deliver best friend advice on gym wear debates, relationship red flags, and the concerning state of women's safety with their signature blend of honesty and humor.• Simone recaps her rejuvenating Thailand vacation with crystal clear waters and friendly locals• The hosts discuss the "generational gym wear wars" between Gen Z's baggy preference and millennials' fitted styles• They offer advice to a listener who learned French to surprise her fiancé only to overhear him confessing to cheating• Both hosts emphasize knowing your worth and not proceeding with a relationship when trust is broken2025-04-0143 minBoujee Blondes“Breaking the Silence: My Journey Through Suicide and Finding Hope” | Melissa ClarkeTrigger warning!!!!!!! In this deeply personal and raw episode, Melissa opens up about her journey through some of the darkest moments of her life, sharing her struggles with mental health and the battle with planning her own suicide. She reflects on the feelings of hopelessness that led her to rock bottom, the pivotal moments that sparked her healing, and the importance of finding strength in vulnerability.As an influencer and co-host of the Boujee Blondes podcast, Melissa goes beyond the filters and curated images to share her authentic story, offering insight into how...2024-11-0553 minBoujee Blondes"That's a messy kebab situation" #65Join the girls for a side-splitting episode, Melissa, unravel the messy, hilarious world of drunk texting. Simone takes center stage with some of her most entertaining tales, while Melissa recounts her lucky escapes from the embarrassment of late-night texting escapades. From deciphering the true intentions behind those blurry texts to laughing at our younger selves' attempts at accidental flirtation on Snapchat But that's not all; we shift gears to some truly cringeworthy drunk text mishaps that will make you gasp and giggle. The girls share listeners stories from taking a police car home to texting the bo...2024-10-0722 minBoujee BlondesMummy nappies, new relationship ick's & Long distance friendships #60The girls first episode in person! Join us this week on the Boujee Blondes Podcast as Melissa and Simone finally reunite in person after two years apart! We kick off our reunion with a hilarious recount of our recent night out, complete with tales of overconfidence fueled by a few too many drinks. Then, they switch gears and tackle the gritty realities women face post-childbirth, peppered with our signature humor and honesty. From the surprising necessity of "mummy nappies" to a harrowing taxi experience Melissa had, we confront some serious topics with levity and empathy. Simone shares th...2024-08-201h 03Boujee BlondesWhiskey sours, Pilates vibes & wedding hangoversEver wondered why that extra shot at a wedding can leave you feeling worse than an entire night out? Tune in to our latest episode of Bougie Blondes, where Melissa and Simone share their personal struggles of balancing a healthy lifestyle with the summer's social whirlwinds. Melissa's epic hangover from a wild wedding weekend sets the stage for a candid conversation on the psychological tricks of contactless payments, indulgence in Baby Guinness shots, and the unique vibes that make weddings a league of their own. Plus, Melissa's confession of her new love for whiskey sours leaves Simone, a staunch whiskey...2024-06-1438 minBoujee BlondesYour the pepper to my salt #53Ever wondered why South Korea has become a mecca for those seeking cosmetic perfection, or how Brazil's beauty standards are influencing the world? As your Boujee Blondes hosts, Melissa and Simone, we're peeling back the layers on the allure and implications of plastic surgery abroad. This episode is a candid exploration of our own hesitations and the sobering experiences that remind us cheaper isn't always better. From post-op care to harrowing stories of beauty dreams turned nightmares, we're spilling the tea on what it really takes to get that work done overseas. Plus, we're diving into the temporary fix...2024-05-2152 minBoujee BlondesAre you a girls girl & we pranked my sister #52Hey friends, Melissa and Simone here, and we've just wrapped up a week where we dug deep into the heart of female friendships. Remember the last time you cheered on a friend with all your might, or felt that boost from a pal that made you feel unstoppable? That's the spirit of being a true 'girl's girl' that we explore, from the joys of empowering each other to the hurdles like competitiveness that can sometimes trip us up. Our stories are real, our advice is honest, and we're baring it all to help each other shine brighter.This...2024-05-141h 00Boujee BlondesTell me more about the pigeon #51Hey Melissa and Simone are back. Ever found yourself reminiscing about the St. Patrick's Day antics from your youth, or maybe cringing at the thought of your worst haircut nightmare? Well, besties, hold onto your lattes because Melissa and Simone are back with the latest Bougie Blondes podcast to share all that and a bag of chips - or should we say, a flock of wayward pigeons? From the odd sensation of celebrating holidays miles away from home (think Irish cheer in the heart of Dubai!) to the peculiar social lives of tequila and sambuca, we're uncorking o...2024-04-0949 minBoujee BlondesDealing with mean girlsEver felt like the world of social media is just a highlight reel of everyone else's perfect lives? Melissa and I pull back the curtain on that illusion, sharing our own battles with bullies and the importance of resilience. We recount moments of vulnerability, such as my recent power outage ordeal and the life adjustments it forced upon me. In our heartfelt discussion, we stress the value of genuine connections and self-care over the often misleading portrayals online.Navigating the treacherous waters of bullying isn't exclusive to childhood; it extends into the very fabric of our adult...2024-02-2748 minBoujee BlondesThe best Questions to ask on a first date -yay or nah #37Welcome to episode 37 with the Boujee blonde girls Have you ever had one of those days where everything seems to go wrong? Let me tell you, Melissa had quite the day when she found herself at a stinky gas station with the world's worst coffee in hand. Who knew such a day could make for a hilarious story? Simone throws in her own mishaps and we both share our thoughts on the ever-rising prices and strategies for Christmas shopping. We even debate whether to order presents online or risk the kiddos finding out!Ever heard o...2023-11-2144 minBoujee BlondesGirl dinners & When should Relationships have labels #34Ever been terrified of eating a fruit as harmless as a kiwi? Melissa found out the hard way about her kiwi allergy that left her with a swollen tongue and an itchy mess! As we discuss allergies this week, a few listeners shared some intriguing tales too - cats, skittles, horses, you name it. The girls even pondered if it's the dye in the candy causing these peculiar reactions. But it's not all about allergies; we also debated the intricacies of modern relationships.Imagine dating someone for a solid four months, and while you're not officially a c...2023-11-0134 minBoujee BlondesHot girl autumn skincare tips & pet peeves #32Who needs to shine this Autumn, stay tuned for Melissa sharing her professional advice on the perfect skincare products you need to try this autumn Ever been so annoyed by a trolley abandoner or a slow walker that you felt an overwhelming urge to rant? Well, you are in for a treat because in this episode, we, your favorite Boujee Blondes, Melissa and Simone, spill the beans about our biggest pet peeves, and trust us, it's not always pretty. But hey, we also offer some sage advice on managing these annoying occurrences. But hold up! It...2023-10-1758 minBoujee BlondesIck dinners, Driving test disaster and Simpson Predictions 31Are you someone who spends an extra few minutes arranging your Sunday dinner plate to make it Instagram-worthy? Or still baffled why we brush our teeth first thing in the morning, before we've even had breakfast? You're not alone! Join the girls, Melissa Clarke and Simone Grace, your fav co-hosts on the Boujee Blonde podcast, as we untangle everyday curiosities and sprinkle in some Irish longing, because let's face it, nothing tastes the same anywhere else!Strap in for some laughs as we share a hilarious tale from a listener about a driving test gone hilariously awry...2023-10-1035 minBoujee BlondesStruggling with career choices & expectations #24Welcome to the Boujee Blondes podcast with co hosts Melissa & Simone. Ever found yourself stuck at a crossroads, not knowing which career path to choose? Picture this - your heart pines for beauty therapy but your parents push for a teaching career. The girls dive into this issue, offering their two cents on balancing passion and security. Join the girlies as they underscore the importance of listening to your gut, and taking time out to focus on personal growth and happiness. Have you ever wondered how a rare medical condition could radically change your life? Simone shares her...2023-08-1558 minBoujee BlondesGreen Flags, Barbie world and celebrity crushes #22Hey hey Welcome to the Boujee Blondes podcast. Ready for a whirlwind chat with your favourite Boujee Blonde hosts, Melissa and Simone? We're doling out the inside scoop on Barbie movies and their empowering narrative. You'll be privy to the struggles women face daily, from body shaming to the daunting pressures of motherhood, all wrapped up in Barbie's glitz. To top it off, we spill the beans on our celebrity crushes and hint at an upcoming secret trip we're planning. As the discussions heat up, we slide into the delicate balance of power between men and women, g...2023-07-2553 minBoujee BlondesI have two brain cells, Ibiza life #21What does it mean to truly embrace the Ibiza vibe and have a memorable getaway? Join us as we wander through Melissa's recent escapades in the island paradise, filled with interesting encounters, unexpected moments, and the occasional pesky fly! From delayed flights, Melissa's journey was anything but ordinary, but she wouldn't trade it for the world. She went off-grid, surrendering her phone to truly soak in the Ibiza experience which was loaded with an eclectic mix of people and alcohol-free weekends. Ever wondered how to strike the perfect balance between being the life of the party and enjoying s...2023-07-1838 minBoujee BlondesShy girls don't get sweets, Psychic mediums and the supernatural #13Welcome to episode 13 of the Boujee blondes podcast. On this weeks podcast the girls chat about house hunting in Dubai, psychic mediums and spooky supernatural experiences.Simones fills us in on looking for a new apartment in Dubai and her recent experience which nearly had her in tears. Was she nearly scammed? Melissa had her first psychic medium reading, she was skeptical, did it live up to her exceptions, does she believe what she was told. What's your opinion on psychic mediums are you a believer?The girls chat about the supernatural and sha...2023-05-2356 minBoujee BlondesLife in your 20s are hard, do I want children, battling expectations #10Welcome to episode 10 of the Boujee blondes podcast. On this weeks episode the girls chat about all the difficulties we face in our twenties and thirties. The girls chats about their own experience with life in their 20s and what struggles they were and are facing. The girls share their own personal experience, Simone shares the challenges she's facing right now and how social media gives us a false reality of real life. Melissa shares a story with us how she was feeling this week and the expectations of people in their 30s and how society makes her feel. 2023-05-0252 minBoujee BlondesF***K off Mickey, All things bikinis, beaches, cocktails and the fear. #9Welcome to Episode 9 of the boujee blondes podcast. On the weeks podcast the girls chat about all things bikinis, beaches, cocktails and the Holiday fear. What makes you excited about going on your holidays and what is your perfect holiday, do you have to have a beach or pool near you or you more about the adventures or are you a party animal. The girl chat about their dream locations they would like to travel to and the negatives about airlines and airport prices. Melissa tells her how she went a bit wild on a plane and sha...2023-04-2544 minBoujee BlondesHappy with my pancake titties / Dissolving our lips / fillers and cosmetic surgeryWelcome to episode 8 of the Boujee blondes podcast. On this weeks episode the girls chat about all things fillers and cosmetic surgery. The girls chats about their own experience with lip fillers and what made them get it done in the first place. The girls share their own personal experience. Simone recently got her lips dissolved and tells us why she made the decision to go back to her natural lips. Melissa shares a story with us which she has never shared about her lip filler disaster and how important it is to find a good doctor or nurse. 2023-04-1842 min