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Elixir WizardsAlexandra Chakeres on Moving Towards an Inclusive Elixir CommunityDespite its welcoming character, the Elixir community struggles with diversity; as the 2020 ElixirConf community survey shows, only 2% of Elixirists are women. Today we speak with Blinker software engineer Alexandra Chakeres about her experience of the community, as well as what we can do to make it more inclusive. We open by exploring Alexandra’s background and coding career. After expressing her enthusiasm for the Turing School, we talk about Alexandra’s learn-by-doing approach to picking up Elixir. She shares how she landed her first Elixir job before we chat about her current role at Blinker. We discuss why the smal...
2021-02-0448 min
Apartment 203Talk Dirty to MeKrystal and Ashley are back for another spicy episode! Founders A and/or B discuss Dirty Talk in this week's episode "Talk Dirty to Me!" Yup, the ladies get real spicy on that lingo that should or should not be spoken of in the bedroom. Ashley and Krystal discuss gazelles, sexy lingo, not so sexy lingo and dry heaving?... You'll have to tune into this week's episode to figure all that out! LOL.
2021-01-291h 04Apartment 203RejectionAshley and Krystal are BACK with another episode! Yayyy!!! Tune into this week's episode to hear these swanky ladies discuss "Rejection." No one likes being rejected BUT it happens ALL of the time. Ashley and Krystal discuss best practices, how they have handled it, shooting your shot and beveraginos! Make sure to grab a drink whether its water, coffee or wine and tune into this week's episode!
2021-01-2257 minApartment 203"Friend-Zone"Tune into this week's episode to hear Ashley and Krystal discuss the infamous "Friend-Zone." Founders A & B touch on whether they believe the "Friend-Zone" exists or not... They discuss going after what you want and seizing the day! Carpe the fu@*& out of that Diem... teehee... Tune in and listen to these classy ladies jibber jabber,,, Find out what they think of "Friend-Zoning!"
2021-01-151h 08Apartment 203Single During the HolidaysAshley and Krystal are BACK! Tune in this week for a discussion on how the ladies were "Single During the Holidays." While Ashley was a first timer this holiday season, Krystal is a true blue veteran and they both share their experiences and funny stories. Have YOU ever been single during the holidays? Had NO CLUE what to do? Well fear not, the ladies discuss this and giving besitos to one another on New Years. Tune and pucker up!
2021-01-0853 minApartment 203OrgasmsTune in to this week's episode as Krystal and Ashley dive into "Orgasms." What are they? Who gets them and how many can you get in one sexual experience? The ladies recant their tales of different orgasms that each founder has experienced. Are all Orgasms created equal? Tune in to find out!
2020-12-181h 00Apartment 203Red FlagsFounders A and B or B and A are back for another episode!! Ashley and Krystal discuss something very alarming in this week's episode... "Red Flags." Founders A & B discuss what people as whole may find red flags to be in dating/situationships relationships. Accents are thrown around and the ladies can't contain themselves. Tune in!
2020-12-041h 28Apartment 203First DatesIn this week's Episode Krystal and Ashley discuss "First Dates." The ladies touch on the best of first dates and the worst of first dates. Ashley and Krystal go back and forth on classification of a first date as well as sex on a first date. Mention of pepper spraying or tazing a pee-pee hole may or may not be discussed. Tune in and find out!
2020-11-201h 21Apartment 203Young Bloods Vs. Old BucksTune in to this week's episode on dating the younger generation vs the older. Ashley and Krystal discuss the difference in dating men between ages of 28-50... Experiences with sex shop dates, walking around naked and saggy balls are all mentioned in this week's episode. Get ready for a wild ride!
2020-11-061h 21Apartment 203GhostingAshley and Krystal are BACK for another episode that is probably TMI! This week's episode is on the infamous dating faux pas "Ghosting." Ashley and Krystal discuss what Ghosting actually is, as well as scenarios where THEY are actually Ghosted. The ladies even spill some tea on current hauntings! Tune in and get ready to be spooked!
2020-10-301h 20Apartment 203PørnAshley and Krystal are back for another Episode! Sit down and buckle up! The ladies are talking about Porn! Ashley and Krystal cover stigmas, shaming, first time experiences and category preferences. Krystal shares her experiences... Ashley shares hers and a few laughs are had... It's a lot more innocent than you think... but also... not for the faint of heart. Tune in to this week's episode of Pørn!
2020-10-231h 17Apartment 203Adventures @ the Strip ClubTune in to this week's episode for Adventures @ the Strip Club. Ashley and Krystal recant their fondest of memories with women have loads of cash thrown at them while totally naked! Mention of "making it rain," sweaty booty slaps and... tampons?... are all brought to light. Grab your sanitary napkins and listen in on Ashley and Krystal speak on Strip Clubs!
2020-10-161h 06Apartment 203Sex: The Things They Don't Tell YaTune in to this week's episode for Sex: The Things They Don't Tell Ya. Ashley and Krystal speak openly and candidly on horrifying moments of queefing, oral sex and the art of squirting. The ladies emphasize on communication and breaking the classic taboos of sex and sexual health. Strap in or on and join the ride.
2020-10-091h 10Apartment 203Dick AppointmentsIn this week's episode Ashley and Krystal discuss what a "Dick Appointment," is and all that it entails when getting ready for one. Hairy nipples, knee shaving and vag scaping are just a few of the items covered in the episode and not necessarily in that order. Join the ladies and listen to what they have to say about Dick Appointments.
2020-10-021h 08Apartment 203Sending NudesGet out those phones and get ready to download this week's episode for "Sending Nudes." Ashley and Krystal have an in depth conversation about the art of a nude pic. Yup that's right, the ladies share their tales of sending and receiving nude photos. There is mention of vag shots, dick pics and booty booms. Ashley and Krystal even go as far as to discuss to whether men should or should not send "the dick pic." Tune in and get ready to hear Ashley and Krystal jibber jabber about nudies.
2020-09-251h 00Apartment 203Netflix & ChillIn this week's episode Krystal and Ashley discuss the infamous Netflix and Chill activity. The ladies recant stories from their past and reveal some hilarious moments. They even provide some insight to what should and should not be done. Tune in and listen to Ashley and Krystal!
2020-09-181h 02Apartment 203Teenage DirtbagsTune in on this week's episode as Krystal, Ashley and long time friend Bean discuss reckless things that the trio did as youngins. Something about goats, cars rolling down driveways and saran wrap... To find out more, get comfy and listen up!
2020-09-111h 24Apartment 203THE Love LetterIn this week's episode Krystal and Ashley discuss taking risks, psychics and Krystal's infamous love letter. Yup, you read right. Krystal and Ashley FINALLY discuss the love letter that Krystal wrote to her love interest. Bold or Brazen... or maybe both? Check out this week's episode and listen to the ladies spill the tea.
2020-09-041h 38Apartment 203Quarantini BluesIn this week’s episode Krystal and Ashley bring to light some of the crazy things that they’ve been up to whilst in quarantine. Pianos, getting buff and George Washington buns are mentioned... tune in on this week’s episode to find out what Krystal and Ashley have been up to!
2020-08-281h 25
Elixir WizardsElixirConf 2020 PreviewWith ElixirConf 2020 just around the corner, today’s episode is a sneak peek where we talk with six of this year’s speakers. Each speaker gives listeners an elevator pitch of their talk while throwing in extra details about who their talk is aimed at, what they learned through the process, and which talks they’re excited about attending.
Our first guest is Quinn Wilton, a developer at Tinfoil Security, whose talk is titled ‘Type-Safe LiveView with Gleam’. Quinn explains how she’s created a symbiosis between Elixir and Gleam that helps her create more consistent code while offset...
2020-08-271h 17Apartment 203Swiping on TinderSwipe swipe swipe... swipe swipe swipe... swipe on Tinder... Listen in on this week's episode as Krystal and Ashley share their experiences with the ever so famous dating app "Tinder." If you'd like to know what NOT to do while dating in this day and age and laugh alongside the ladies about some pretty raunchy profiles they came across... sit your booty down and tune in!
2020-08-141h 09Apartment 203The Art of FlirtingFlirting... Also known as Banter, Blandishment, Pursuit or Seduction. Krystal and Ashley dive into the art of flirting. The ladies dish on what SHOULD and SHOULD NOT be done when attempting to woo the female human. They share their experiences of failed and successful attempts as well as "playing yourself." Whether you are working out, sitting and doing nothing or just pooping; do those things and listen in with Ashley and Krystal on this week's episode!
2020-08-071h 27Apartment 203Let's Talk About Sex, BabyIn this week's episode Ashley and Krystal bring back long time friend Daniel Peraza to dive deep into the mysteries of sex. The trio discuss orgasms and how to get there, kinky toys and breaking stigmas between Men and Women seeking pleasure. We are all adults here... unless you're not... in which case... go get approval from mummy and daddy. Come and listen in on a taboo subject with Krystal and Ashley!
2020-07-3154 minApartment 203Periods; The Bloody KindMenstruation, or period, is normal vaginal bleeding that occurs as part of a woman's monthly cycle. Every month, your body prepares for pregnancy. If no pregnancy occurs, the uterus, or womb, sheds its lining. The menstrual blood is partly blood and partly tissue from inside the uterus-Per medlineplus.gov. Listen to this week's episode as Krystal and Ashley discuss Heavy flows, Tampons, Bleed out stories and Menstrual cups!
2020-07-241h 06Apartment 203The Stuff that Makes Your Pants Hot: AttractionHave you ever wondered what makes you go coco loco for someone? Well in this week's episode, Krystal and Ashley dive into a conversation about attraction. That's right ladies and gents, the pants on fire feeling that you get when you are attracted to someone. Sit down and cool those pants off with Krystal and Ashley this week!
2020-07-101h 02Apartment 203Men Can Smell ItIn this week's episode, Ashley and Krystal discuss that ever so faint but VERY distinctive smell that men seem to catch onto... Dun dun dunnnnnn, breakups!! The ladies chit chat alongside their friend Rachel Tabacnic on deal breakers, settling, expectations and the infamous breakups that they have all experienced. Listen to the ladies in this week's episode as they spill the real TEA on that special scent men seem to sniff out.
2020-07-031h 37Apartment 203Fuckboy vs. Fuck-buddyIn this week's episode, a very special friend of Ashley and Krystal joins in on the conversation of Fuckboys vs. Fuck-buddies. The ladies spill the tea on their definitions and descriptions of Fuckboys AND Fuck-buddies. They bring in real stories from dating app experiences, bar encounters and life in general. Sit with Ashley, Krystal and Jessi as you sip your tea and they spill theirs.
2020-06-261h 26Apartment 203Tongue Stabbing: Dating RealitiesIn this week's episode, listen to Ashley and Krystal as they discuss the realities of dating with two old friends from their younger years. The ladies get the male perspective from their dear friends Daniel Peraza and Beau Dickenson on tongue stabbing, sliding into DM's and everything else that is probably TMI. Come and find out what everyone has to say!
2020-06-191h 20Apartment 203MTV JabroniesIn this weeks podcast Ashley and Krystal reminisce on those early 2,000's MTV shows most 90's babies remember as an after school special. Get ready to microwave some pizza rolls and take a trip down nostalgia lane with Krystal and Ashley as they discuss Room Raiders, NEXT, Date My Mom and Parental Controls.
2020-06-1255 min
Apartment 203Itty Bitty Titty CommitteeIn today's podcast Krystal Cedeno and Ashley Melvin, two candid humble ladies from South Florida discuss the trials and tribulations of being a member to the Itty Bitty Titty Committee aka the tiny boob society. Buckle down to get to know Krystal and Ashley as well as hear their experiences.
2020-06-0543 min
Elixir WizardsBonus Episode: Outlaws and WizardsElixir Outlaws invited us to join them for a special crossover episode, recorded live at Lonestar Elixir 2020. Join us for a conversation around fun and learning in development, highlights from day one of the conference, remembering Joe Armstrong, and more.
Guests / Hosts
Justus Eapen @justuseapen
Anna Neyzberg @ANeyzb
Amos King @adkron
Bruce Tate @redrapids
Susumu Yamazaki @zacky1972
Melvin Cedeno @TheCraftedGem
Tim Mecklem @tim_mecklem
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Lonestar Elixir https://lonestarelixir.com/Special Guests: Amos King, Anna Neyzberg, Bruce Tate, Chris Keathley, Melvin...
2020-03-1346 min
Elixir OutlawsEpisode 67: Wizards and OutlawsLive from Lonestar Elixir with Elixir Wizards.
Congratulations to Eric on the birth of his first child.
Video recording of this episode available here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eM5ceRmFig&t=848s
The Elixir Outlaws now have a Patreon. If you’re enjoying the show then please consider throwing a few bucks our way to help us pay for the costs for the show.Special Guests: Bruce Tate, Justus Eapen, Susumu Yamazaki, Tim Mecklem, and Melvin Cedeno.Support Elixir Outlaws
2020-03-1346 min
Elixir WizardsBonus Toddcast & Lonestar PreviewThis week we're delighted to share a special format bonus episode!
We are joined by guest co-host Todd Resudek as well as a number of guests who each share a little bit about what they're working on and in many cases their upcoming presentations at Lonestar Elixir.
Special episode guests:
Angel Jose, Senior Platform Engineer at Cars.com
Dave Lucia, VP of Engineering at SimpleBet
Greg Mefford, Senior Back-End Engineer at Bleacher Report
Melvin Cedeno, Elixir Developer at SplitGyms
Zach Thomas, API Developer at Blinker
Most of our guests weigh in about their...
2020-02-271h 10
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