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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 100 - The 2022 Christmas SpecialIt is Christmas, and out 100th episode of the show, which naturally calls for a special episode! Matt and Michael have brought in the most people they have ever had in the shed at once, which is every guest they have so far featured on the show; Will, Rebecca, Darius, Ben and Matt (the guest one). We find out what they are all going to be up to this Christmas , including Will revealing his interesting Christmas Dinner in the form of a BBQ.
Because it's Christmas, there of course needs to be a Christmas game. After our p...2022-12-1947 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 99 - Almond MilkMatt opens our 99th episode with milk. He then goes on to question nut milk - referring to Almond - and how it is made.
Matt then drops a question regarding animals being used for war and a fact about dogs blowing up tanks, and a woman using birds to set fire to villages. Finally, our hosts address the fact that this is the 99th episode of DGHU; sharing highlights and memories from day 1. However, they then share some sad news to do with their stuff...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 98 - Michael's Obsessed With RoversMichael attempts to ask Matt a question, however, because of conditions he didn't ask for, finds himself needing to ask it in only four words. Once able to ask it, we learn about a house that simply has too many plug sockets and too little reasoning.
Michael has recently watched a documentary called Goodnight Oppy, which is about the Spirt and Opportunity rovers on Mars and how truly amazing they are. The question then opens to the wider set of questions regarding what space related achievements we will likely see within our lifetime...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 97 - Playgrounds Are Dangerous (ft. Rebecca)Everybody has a good idea of what the most dangerous animals on Earth are. However, how often have you pondered what the most harmless animals are?
Our trio also open their eyes and realise how dangerous children's playgrounds really are. Swings. Climbing Frames. Slides. See-Saws. They are surely just death traps and accidents waiting to happen. And don't get Matt started on roundabouts...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 96 - The Flavour Of Water (ft. Rebecca)So Michael is now 25, and you know what that means: he is now an old man. He spends a moment reflecting and sharing some wise words of wisdom, to which he hopes Matt and Rebecca take with them. We then learn of a Danish tradition which happens to you when you turn 25.
We also learn, through science, of what the flavour of water really is, so you can have an answer for when the next person asks you to describe it.
Avatar 2 is coming out this Christmas, and it is long! However, Michael has composed a l...2022-11-2118 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 95 - Frog Racist (ft. Rebecca)Even though they've not long had the shed back from Darius and Will, our hosts have brought yet another guest to the shed; this time none other that their friend, Rebecca, who last appeared for the 2021 Christmas Special!
In a topic nobody could have predicted, Matt reveals that he has been reading a lot of 'Side Bibles'. What exactly he means by that remains a mystery. However, he has become fascinated with the strange and weird creatures that have made an appearance...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 94 - Matt's Spooky AnimatronicMatt and Michael are back and, despite November now upon us, Matt is obviously wanting to talk a little about his favourite holiday. However, he seems to have invited a 'guest' of sorts, which Michael doesn't seem to be a fan of.
Matt also shares his experience of visiting the walk in and theft proof shop, Amazon Fresh, in Canary Wharf, which prompts the question, how theft proof is theft proof?...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 93 - A Bit Of Momentary Hope (Will & Darius Special Pt.4)Will and Darius are back again for their second special of the year, and Will is right; it is spooky season. The pair open the episode (with the longest intro to date) by discussing their opinions on Halloween costumes, which quickly moves onto beards.
Will provides Darius with a great question relating to telepathy, and asks what you would say into every person's mind at the same time using the ability. Since it's Halloween, of course we need to talk about how to survive against inevitable zombies...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 92 - Fixing The Economy (Will & Darius Special Pt.3)Almost exactly a year ago Matt and Michael allowed their friends and previous guests, Will and Darius, to host their own special episodes, and so it only feels right to do it again!
Will and Darius begin the episode by highlighting how many episodes Matt and Michael have done which involves talking about holidays and vow not to do the same... only they do. Michael also tasks them with coming up with a cheap solution which will fix the current state of the British economy...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 91 - The Chess EpisodeIn an episode like no other, Matt talks about ANOTHER ONE OF HIS HOLIDAYS. However, because Michael has realised that a lot of the episodes this series have been on Matt and his many holidays, he has decided to add a twist to this episode, which is that Matt can talk about this holiday for the length of time it takes for the pair of them to play a game of chess.
According to Michael - whilst reviewing the footage - he was unprepared for the game to go on this long and thought he would win in...2022-10-1727 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 90 - Anya Taylor-JoyMatt opens the show with another story from work, where he saw a famous Andrew. The trouble is he can't actually remember the rest of his name...
Matt has also only become recently aware of the Mario Movie in development: the trailer of which should have been released by now. Whilst reading out the cast list, Michael seems to be unexplainably annoyed at him for having never heard of a certain actress...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 89 - Everyone Knows What A Horse IsOur hosts have been camping again with their Scouts and open with some amusing stories they can remember.
Michael brings up an interesting fact he found on QI's Twitter regarding the definition of a 'horse' in a Polish dictionary, and Matt reveals how many flavours of Walker's and Pringles crisps there actually are...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 88 - Fixing School CanteensSince Matt has found the Fact Folder, we better make use of it (in case he loses it again.
Michael lets Matt chose a card, and he selects one full of questions of debate and discussion. This includes asking whether teachers can be replaced by computers, whether there is any point to the Olympics, and whether fast food should have a place in school canteens...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 87 - The Fact Folder ReturnsRegardless of whatever it was last called, Matt has finally found it - practically half way through the series, but found it nevertheless. We are of course talking about the Fact Folder.
Michael chooses a card at random, which is full of fun fact related questions; all of which seem to be animal related.
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 86 - 'Tis The SeasonMichael opens this episode with a gift for Matt. Seeing as summer is over and September has begun, it seems as though some shops are already getting themselves ready for Christmas.
Matt also brings a bottle of alcohol to try, through gets completely side-tracked by a dinner and alcohol related story involving Michael and some of our friends...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 85 - The Edinburgh TV FestivalBack from his short trip away to Scotland, and Michael is so ready to talk about his time at The Edinburgh TV Festival as a part of this years Network scheme. Brace yourselves for a passionate 24 minutes.
Michael begins his story from Gatwick airport, where his journey was nearly ruined from the start due to the loss of an earphone. Then, once in Edinburgh and the scheme begins, he's amazed by the amazing people in the industry he got to meet and hear from; including who he sees as the 'Stan Lee' of TV writing. However, Edinburgh wa...2022-09-0524 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 84 - Wizards & WindchimesMichael opens this episode with a topic of conversation which has already been discussed in the shed - of course, Matt doesn't remember and the episode never actually aired as Michael forgot to plug the microphones in - regarding The New Zealand Wizard...
Michael also has a question about Windchimes and questions why they actually exist and whether or not they really have a purpose...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 83 - Rosie and JimMatt's finally ready to continue on with more stories from his holiday, which he couldn't squeeze into the last episode.
Matt talks about another Scout related camp he went on (as a leader and not as a man-child). He also went canal boating for the first time with his girlfriend in a canal he can't remember the name of. He does, however, recall a long tunnel and a flashback to his childhood memory of two canal boat related ragdolls...
Michael has also landed himself a TV related scheme, which means he will be heading up to...2022-08-2216 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 82 - Kayaking In His ChairBack from their holiday (or four holidays if you're Matt), and of course our hosts are going to talk about them, in this unexpectedly long episode of DGHU!
This episode begins with our hosts annual Scouting trip, which this year took place on the Isle of Wight. Matt also gets distracted and, for some reason, goes off on a tangent about a package which never turned up, before finally getting onto his latest kayaking trip to Wales...
Those of you keeping count will also realise that Matt mentioned 'four' holidays here, and yet we only d...2022-08-1527 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 81 - Matt's Leg Curry (ft. Matt)We cover a lot of topics in our final episode with guest, Matt. He opens this episode with a story regarding his DJing, where the promoter at the gig simply asked him not to play ONE specific song. And so, naturally, what would you have expected him to do?
Michael also shares a work related story which Matt x2 decide to re-enact. And finally, having learned about a vinyl record which can be made from your dead body, Matt asks everybody - if money wasn't an option - what they would like to happen to them after t...2022-08-0117 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 80 - Stonehenge (ft. Matt)In one of the longest and most fascinating episode to date, Matt and Michael, still joined by Matt, take an interesting dive into the history and importance of Stonehenge.
The episode begins with a recollection from Matt regarding his trip to the stones last December for the Winter Solstice (with previous guests Will, Darius and Ben). he shares his experience there and tells the story of how he nearly died on the way back...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 79 - Theme Parks & Rollercoasters (ft. Matt)In our second episode featuring Michael and Matt's friend, Matt, we take a look into just one of the many things he lives for; the world of theme parks and rollercoasters.
Having worked at many theme parks around the world, Matt shares a little about what he enjoys about rollercoasters and what he believes makes one iconic.
Michael also throws out a Wimbledon inspired DGHU style question, which Matt immediately answers...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 78 - The Sharpie Wall (ft. Matt)In our first guest episode of series 3, Michael and Matt are joined by good friend Matt, which is going to make life difficult for Michael.
We begin the show by introducing Matt, as he seems to be suffering from imposter syndrome and doesn't quite know how. We learn a bit about his interests and hobbies which we'll be sure to be covering across the next few episodes. One of these hobbies has involved a blank bedroom wall and an awful lot of Sharpies...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 77 - Ramen DealerAnother one of Matt's stories to start the episode; this time something called his 'jawbreaker story', which Michael doesn't really know what to do with. He does, however, recall some 'sweet treats' Matt gave him earlier his year which left a rather unpleasant taste in his mouth.
Michael provides us with another Shower Thought question, regarding the value of items; using his shoes as an example. Finally, as the title suggests, the pair are talking about Ramen once again, and it seems that Matt has stocked up for the rest of the year...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 76 - SpelunkingIn today's episode, Michael opens with a Florida Man story and ponders whether he was in fact in the right as opposed to the wrong. Matt also shares his advice and secrets in avoiding having items stolen from your person, and who he believes to be the best magician ever.
Our hosts spend less than two minutes pondering weird juice's they've seen, Matt shares a depressing meal he remembers, and Michael introduces him to a new word... I wonder what that word could be?...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 75 - Michelin StarsSpoiler alert! Neither Matt or Michael have done their homework from last episode, with Matt's excuse being his car is getting an MOT and is currently full of his podcast stuff, and Michael having gotten side-tracked researching other topics.
Today is full of knowledge! Michael reveals the history and origin of the Guinness World Record Books and what is has to do with the beverage, AND what the surprising connection is between Michelin Stars and Michelin tyres...
(EDIT: Despite what Matt says, Michelin Stars only go up to '3', though 5 Star restaurants do of co...2022-06-2016 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 74 - Weird Things Found In FoodMatt has got food on the mind, although not in an appetising way. He's gathered a list of situations customers have been in regarding their fast food and the bizarre 'extras' they've received; from live arachnids, to weaponry, to decapitated birds.
Michael also enlightens us to famous sayings we might only know a small part of. Matt then tries creating his own famous saying he hopes our listeners can use...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 73 - What's ASIMO Up To?Our duo do enjoy science, and Michael can't believe that Matt has never heard (or at least doesn't remember) ASIMO the robot. Michael remembers how amazing it was to watch ASIMO on TV walking, talking and even running. However, ASIMO related news has been very quiet over the last few years, and so he asks the question; what is ASIMO up to now?
Matt talks more nonsense and seems to have a problem with cleaning products, like a Dettol spray on a shelf beside him, in that they shouldn't be transparent. And Michael finds an interesting law r...2022-06-0615 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 72 - The Year Of Multiverse MoviesMatt starts the episode with a very vague question by asking Michael if he has 'watched the news'. It turns out he's referring to the current case of Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.
The pair also remind themselves of a large helicopter which flew really close by a few weeks ago, leading them onto asking whether either of them want to one day gain a pilots licence.
In another topic of the day, the pair realise that 2022 seems to be the year of multiverse movies, having successfully been able to name 4 so far. Matt and Mi...2022-05-3016 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 71 - Mannequin MountainSeries 3 is finally here! Michael and Matt finally return to the shed to kick start the third series of DGHU, beginning the show by attempting to recall their year highlights so far.
Michael brings Matt a fantastic idea for a great day out in Lincolnshire for just £50 (for 15 minutes of fun). Mannequin makers, 'Mannakin', have a large hill made up of mannequins they no longer need, and are allowing you and your friends to steal them and conduct a 'heist'...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 70 - The 2021 Christmas SpecialThey wanted to do a Christmas Special last year, but lockdown shattered those dreams (hence the one of unused clips). But now, finally, Michael and Matt have been able to get not one, not two, but all four of our previous guests; Will, Darius, Rebecca and finally, his first time in the shed, Ben!
The show opens with an introduction to our guests; most of whom are in a festive spirit, including Christmas jumpers and socks. We then share some stories from memorable Christmas's we've had in the past, including something very special about Ben and why h...2021-12-201h 06
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 69 - Potato MasherBack to usual now and Matt opens the episode with a Knock Knock joke, with a door related fact to go with it. The pair then work together in deciding on how to improve the doorknob.
Michael adds a touch of education where he reveals the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool (scientifically there is none, but some people have decided on a difference).
Matt goes through more notes he has on his phone including the question 'What is your person?', which Michael struggles to comprehend...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 68 - Urinal Etiquette (Will & Darius Special Pt.2)We're going to add a *Minor Explicit Warning* to our second instalment of the 'Will & Darius Special' as Darius goes into an in-depth explanation on how to put on some kind of pants.
In yet another strange turn of events, for some reason the Nazi's are brought up, so prepare yourself for that. Will also describes where he has disposed of Michael and Matt and shares a tragic story of how Movember has gone for him...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 67 - Kinder Eggs (Will & Darius Special Pt.1)We're getting close to the end of the series, and finally we've found the time to do something we've been wanting to do for a long time; giving regular guests Will and Darius their own episodes.
In the first of a two part special, Darius clarifies that it is in fact Michael's birthday and proceeds to give out gifts to everyone: eggs. Will follows up with a story about an old teacher he had, who took time off work for a very silly reason.
It doesn't take long for it to be revealed that Darius ha...2021-11-1516 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 66 - Artificial IntelligenceMore sciencey talk from our hosts and - as the title suggests - this week we're talking about Artificial Intelligence.
Once the pair have concluded what they believe to be the definition of AI, Michael shares what the internet considers to be the very first examples of Artificial Intelligence and how one infamous AI Twitter account was shut down just a few hours after being released into the world.
Michael talks about how creatives are using AI to write scripts and stories, with Matt thinking that Michael's creative mind could be easily replaced by Artificial In...2021-11-0815 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 65 - A Mundane HalloweenSpooky season might have only just passed, but of course we're going to talk about Matt's favourite holiday season again.
We begin this episode with Matt talking about a recent spooky/horror walk both him and Michael did for their Scout group. A lovely explanation of how teamwork made the dreamwork, and what subtle chaotic fun happened along the way.
Michael - who's not so keen on scary stuff - shares a fantastic take on Halloween that he's heard about online called 'Mundane Halloween'...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 64 - Who Do You Think's Who?More from the Fact Folder, and it's time to find out once again who - out of our hosts - is the best, worst, has the most etc etc in a segment which finally has an unofficial title; Who Do You Think's Who?
Prepare to find out who - between Michael and Matt - has the best sense of smell, who would make the better Prime Minister and who yawns the most... Just in case you need to know that information.
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 63 - Zoo Escapes Pt.2It's a Fact Folder episode and Matt's written down a ton of zoo escapes (most being from London Zoo). However, because he has free choice, Michael unintentionally selects part 2 of Matt's Zoo Escapes series.
Not to fear as, kind of like Star Wars, we continue with part 1 afterwards.
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 62 - Bees, Bananas & BirdsMight as well be called the 'B' episode today, as the pair unintentionally cover a range of topics starting with the letter 'B'; Bees, Bananas, Bricks, Bugs and Birds.
We begin with some rain on our roof and an interesting fact about how you might be angering bees without meaning to, just by eating a certain food around them.
Matt also wastes everyone's time with an incredibly short segment about bricks, where even he loses the will to live.
Then Michael brings back sanity with a classic 'Stupidly Smart Stupid' question, which ponders what...2021-10-1115 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 61 - A Bunch Of OceanLateness in uploading aside, Michael and Matt record todays episode beneath Matt's tent, which is drying above them throughout the show, giving the show a 'camping feel' according to Michael (it really doesn't).
Michael also shares a newly learned fact about his friend and co-host, which he finds absolutely incredible, about his glasses.
Matt's beautiful story about a green light in the sky is also interrupted by a phone call by someone we all know too well...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 60 - Matt Can Hear What?Another rant opens this episode. This time, Michael is very unhappy with how unhelpful toasters seem to be, which also sparks a microwave memory from Matt.
Once Michael picks it up from across the room, the pair also have another crack at Matt's Fact Folder. Upon pulling out a blue card, it is full of more questions for the pair to ask one another in order to find out a bit more about each other.
Matt seems so certain he has the best hearing that he proves what he can apparently hear...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 59 - A Clock And A CockerelMichael opens this episode with a yawn - which is always a good sign - and leads him straight into a nice rant about his history with alarm clocks and how much he detests the creatures.
But all is not lost, as he believes he has found an alarm clock online which would solve an awful lot of his problems, where instead of an annoying alarm or radio blaring at you, Stephen Fry welcomes you into the day with his soothing voice.
Matt also shares a 'fact' about cockerels and or roosters. (an alternative episode ti...2021-09-2015 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 58 - It's Pronounced "Moana"It's been a few weeks, so it's time we revisit Matt's Fact Folder (or whatever it's called) before he forgets it again.
On this card, Matt prevents Michael with a bunch of facts in the style of questions, including; something illegal in France which is legal in the US, a service you can pay for in Japan and a bizarre story about crows.
Matt has also clearly never heard anyone pronounce the name of the Disney character "Moana" out loud before...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 57 - The Shopping Cart TheoryBack to chatting nonsense with not one but two "theories" featured in today's episode.
The first being one of the most ridiculous conversations Michael has had with Matt regarding something to do with Australia (even whilst editing it, he still has no idea exactly what they were talking about). However, all is not lost as they do share the differences between crocodiles and alligators; so that's something.
The second theory is one that Michael has found online called "The Shopping Cart Theory", which Matt is also aware of, which highlights a great test for revealing a...2021-09-0617 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 56 - The Emu War (ft. Rebecca)In our final episode with Rebecca (for now), somehow Matt starts off the show by developing a full conversation about his favourite chair and how humanity can improve on the piece of furniture.
Matt then blows Michael's mind again by actually KNOWING about a topic of conversation which he didn't know was coming, to do with The Emu War. Matt then breaks down his plan of action for how he would have gone about winning it, whilst Michael and Rebecca tell him why he's wrong...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 55 - Penguin Erector (ft. Rebecca)Rebecca's still here and she joins Matt and Michael in covering a lot of topics today.
Michael shares a fact about Piggy Banks (which lasts less than 60 seconds), Matt shares his love for the recent 'Loki' series and his excitement for the new Marvel 'What If?...' series (which should already be out by now) and the three of them quickly share their opinions on modern art.
Michael brings up a viral tweet from 2018 without realising, about a job titled Penguin Erector... which sadly, unknown until recording had wrapped, doesn't actually exist and was shut do...2021-08-2315 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 54 - The Olympics (ft. Rebecca)We start our second episode with special guest Rebecca by talking about what Michael dubs as being the most important sporting event taking place right now for the world to watch; however, it doesn't seem to be the Olympics. We're also aware that the Olympics have since ended, but we're just going to pretend it's still going because we didn't realise the closing ceremony was so soon.
But once Rebecca steers the conversation towards the "Human Olympics", she proposes a new idea for how participants should be selected to represent their country. The trio also discuss which e...2021-08-1615 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 53 - Rocket Science (ft. Rebecca)Matt welcomes Rebecca - a brand new guest for todays episode - in what Michael believes to possibly be the worst transition so far for guest introduction.
Rebecca, like our previous guests, knows our usual pair through Scouting and is too a part of the Amateur Campers series on Michael's YouTube channel (Michgoo). She enlightens us to her knowledge of physics and her fairly recent trip to the European Space Agency and the amazing experiences she had there.
She also helps the DGHU team tackle a Solar System related issue they've recently discovered the show see...2021-08-0915 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 52 - The Green CardOur second episode in our backup location so apologies for the minor echo, however it hasn't stopped Matt from pulling another card out from his folder and in this episode, he uses it to get to find out a little more about each other.
On this green card, Matt has a variety of statements and both he and Michael must work out who "wins" each time; topics including who is the best at sports, who sneezes the most and who can be the most annoying (spoiler, that one's Matt).
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 51 - The Mandela EffectApologies for the minor echo, however the shed seems to be being used for its purpose and is too full for us to set up in, and so for a couple of episodes, Matt and Michael have recorded in their new backup room (which thankfully, hasn't got a metal roof so we could record in the rain!).
For the main topic of today, Michael breaks down some newly discovered products of the famous Mandela Effect which he has come across online regarding a famous cartoon and a hit Queen song...
Matt also regales us with ye...2021-07-2616 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 50 - A Memorable HalloweenIn this episode, the pair revisit Matt's folder and dive into some fun facts (or facks, as he's labelled them) which include a strange crime and how they got caught and Michael has a crack at guessing some films.
Matt also ponders the question (in July for some reason) and wants to know what Michael's most memorable Halloween was...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 49 - Building A SnakeMichael starts today's episode, having done some research, on the topic of languages; more specifically, questioning what is currently the youngest language in the world (as we all know Latin is one of the oldest).
We also go through some notes which Matt has made on his phone, and it's clear that even he doesn't know what some of them meant, but he shares them nevertheless.
Matt's wisdom from today's episode seems to be the belief that a snake doesn't actually have a body...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 48 - Shower ThoughtsThis episodes begins with a little historic fact about London Bridge, the real one, which isn't actually in London anymore.
Matt's Folder Filter makes a return, although it would seem that even he keeps forgetting what he'd called it; possibly now the Fact Folder (or the File Folder Fact File Folder). Michael selects a card and it is full of debate topics. Some seem to be very thought provoking questions of discussion, although it's clear to Michael that Matt's mind must have taken a wonder by the second question...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 47 - Checkers & GiraffesMichael starts this episode by doing what usually happens on DGHU, by addressing an unanswered question from many episodes ago to do with checkers & draughts.
This episode unintentionally finds its way on a board game theme from the very start, continuing on into a small bingo related story that Michael had heard at work that didn't go where he thought it was going. Then the pair learn about a human game of chess that used real(ish) soldiers and try to work out what other traditional games could be upscaled...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 46 - Undiluted SquashBoris has finally said it's ok for Michael and Matt to sit together in the shed, so at last, the show returns again.
Having hardly seen each other in person for months, the duo begin the episode discussing what they've each been up to over the past few months whilst locked away and stuck inside their respected homes. One thing Michael is very jealous of is the fact that Matt has been able to grow a somewhat decent beard.
Apparently, Michael's been spending a lot of time writing whilst Matt has been out running, whilst ca...2021-06-2117 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 45 - The Christmas-ish SpecialSadly, due to the lockdown rules in the UK, Michael and Matt were unable to meet up in the shed to record a big Christmas show with special guests. However, we still wanted to put out a 'special' show this Christmas before the year is up.
And so instead, we managed to compile a range of clips which never made it into previous episodes for various reasons; too much rambling, prioritised more recent segments or just that we couldn't find a place to put them.
And so enjoy an extra long episode of DGHU, and we...2020-12-2129 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 44 - Vegans, Spice & Lobster Trauma (ft. Darius)In our fourth episode this series with our friend Darius, we begin the show with the discussion on Darius's Seafood Plater which, for some reason, seems to be podcast worthy news. This leads the trio to further discuss how Lobsters should be cooked.
Continuing the theme of food, Darius entrails us with a lovely story on how he antagonised some vegans at his campus and on why it wasn't his fault (which it was). Matt and Darius also team up to attack Michael on his picky eating and lack of a taste palette; especially when it comes t...2020-11-1615 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 43 - Nicolas Cage & Ramen Rugs (ft. Darius)Third episode with our friend, Darius, this series. We open the show with a Nicolas Cage question stolen by Darius straight from the show Community.
We learn of a Nicolas Cage gift he also gave someone for a recent birthday. During this time, once again, the squirrels on the roof seem to chucking rocks on our tin roof so apologies. Darius also seems to have lost his bike lock key, so if anyone sees it.
In the highlight from our time with Darius, we finally discuss a subject first teased at the start of this ser...2020-11-0915 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 42 - Printers (ft. Darius)For our second episode with Darius during our second series, we begin (seeing as it's close to Halloween which was definitely intentional) with a new game Matt's been playing called Phasmophobia, leading everyone onto a conversation about ghost hunting and learning all of the different types of Ghosts.
In a topic Michael can't agree more with, Darius vents out his frustration on 'the bane of his life' that is the office Printer.
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 41 - Chilly Bottle (ft. Darius)Finally, we've got our good friend Darius back in the shed to join Michael and Matt (we've even given him a new chair!).
Our regulars are amazed by how religiously Darius wears his badge and how often he wears it during his day to day life. He's also made it clear that he's incredibly jealous of how comfortable Matt always is, somehow leading us onto what else we've been up to during the lockdown.
Our highlight of this episode revolves around a Chilly Bottle Darius owns, or rather owed, as it seems to have gone mis...2020-10-2615 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 40 - North London LandTo Michael's joy, Matt finally finds his "Filter Folder" which was introduced during our Zoom episodes; a folder full of interesting things Matt has decided to research.
Upon choosing a card at random, Michael is educated on why gardening seems to be far more dangerous than he could have imagined, especially for children. We also look at the most poisonous plants the world has to offer, and a place in the UK which houses them all... in cages? Matt, being unable to read his own writing, believes this place is located in North London Land...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 39 - Do You Want A Cookie Or Not?In this episode, we begin with a surprising announcement; that Matt is now a coffee drinker! They continue to talk about coffee and Hot Chocolate for a while and debate whether Matt is now going to be trying all the coffees the world has to offer.
A flowing light up cable charging Matt's phone reminds Michael of a recent situation involving the renovation of his parents bedroom, which somehow leads them onto a discussion revolving around a Tetris sequel and Matt's brother being a 'chess champion'.
Matt recalls a story from work where his boss sh...2020-10-1215 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 38 - The One Year SpecialWell, our little podcast turns 1 today!!! (More or less) and so we decided to celebrate with a mini party.
We begin the show with something we've never done before on the podcast; Letting Matt read the intro. We spend a minute reminiscing about the good ol' days and remembering our favourite episodes so far, before turning on party mode and whipping out the hats and party horns.
As a topic, we look at interesting birthday related records on Record Setter, most of which are oddly specific. Matt and Michael then proceed to create and set th...2020-10-0520 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 37 - Ship In A Bottle (ft. Will)Will joins us for another episode, with the usual nonsense being thrown at him.
The trio discuss those square graduation hats and what the point of them are, they also talk laughter tracks, somehow having been able to start said conversation off by talking about some Quanzel bloke Michael and Will can't remember the name of... who is actually Quetzalcoatl if you were curious
Matt asks a question which ruins the magic of his childhood, upon finding out how those magicians were able to put ships in glass bottles...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 36 - Don't Throw Screws (ft. Will)Matt and Michael welcome a previous guest, freind and fan (probably) of the show, Will.
We begin with an apology from Michael, who brought Will in a week ago only to find that the mics weren't connected properly and an hour of content was lost forever...BUT ALAS WE RETURNED
Michael brings back an unanswered question from the previous episode, which was cut off by the rain on the roof, we ponder what life would be like if we all had independent usernames instead of regular names in real life to avoid confusion and Will spe...2020-09-2115 min
Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 35 - Plugs, Wedgies & RainIn today's episode, the duo chat about a hotel in Japan which has a room that only costs 1 US dollar a night with only one catch which isn't really a catch, Matt brings up dumb ways to die which leads Michael onto an interesting fact about British Plugs and Matt also brings up a swing story which triggers a painful memory of Michael's which he had thought he had forgotten about...
All of this is discussed before the rain kicked in, cutting off our final topic which will no doubt be revisited in the future...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 34 - Night ChickensWe begin the episode pondering whether or not Matt should have become a doctor, after seeing an example of how he repaired a broom in the shed. We also thank Mercedes Fox, who kindly composed our second series intro and transition stings (links down below to her work).
In the bizarre question of the day, we ask whether it is possible to snap an Owl's neck which is actually not as morbid as it sounds. Also Michael questions Matt on a story of his, where he tried to be an electrician at a very young age.
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 33 - Michael's Mars DreamIn our thirty third episode, Michael and Matt discuss a few more pointless things including another mention of Matt's makeshift earphone holder, a new idea for a cereal and Matt shares a surprising opinion on pants when asked for advice on how to stay cool in the sweltering heat of the British summer.
Michael shares a bizarre dream he had recently where he was, for some reason, an astronaut on the first manned mission to the red planet Mars...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 32 - The Bonbon ShortageCarrying on from last episode, Matt gets round to talking about his week away to Wales, where he spent most of his time in a kayak. He also spent a long time queuing for a certain shop, with a list all prepared, and learned some disappointing news.
Matt also brings a fact he learnt about a well known company, who for a small amount of time, had the sixth largest army in the world...
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Do Geese Have Udders?Episode 31 - OvermorrowMatt and Michael return to the shed for the first time in months to chat absolute nonsense of stories, facts, questions and more.
In today's episode, we cover some great news about the show, a little bit on Matt's work life and spend most of the time tackling a fly that keeps buzzing around Matt's curry.
In the main question of today, Michael asks Matt what the opposite of Today is, if Yesterday is the opposite of Tomorrow and vise versa, in the process, educating everyone on the word 'Overmorrow'.
Als...2020-08-2116 min