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Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Carpentober: Escape from LA starring Kurt RussellThe name’s Plissken, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter’s Escape From LA, the dystopian future-prison movie starring Kurt Russell! Will the boys wear eyepatches? Or will they yell, “THE FUTURE IS NOW?” Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be very good at basketball! Bon Appétit!
The name’s Plissken, Kill Donkeys! It's...
2023-10-181h 00Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Creed 3 starring Michael B. Jordan and Jonathan MajorsYO ADRIAN, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and special guest Josh Lewis watched CREED III, the new boxing movie starring Michael B. Jordan! Will the movie punch above its weight class? Or will it go down in the first round? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to box inside a metaphor! Bon Appétit!
2023-03-081h 04Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Ambulance Directed by Michael Bay and Starring Jake GyllenhallThis is cashmere, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched Ambulance, the action spectacular from director Michael Bay! Will the fellas love the vroom and the boom? Or will they pray for a mini gun in a remote controlled lowrider to blow their heads off? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to put a wrought iron...
2022-04-201h 06Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Night House starring Rebecca HallKill yourself on a boat, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Michael, and Jon watched The Night House, starring Rebecca Hall! Will the boys be comforted by the benevolent spirit of their dead husband? Or will they drink too much brandy and fall into a magic boat? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time bring the suicide note to t...
2022-03-161h 01Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Batman starring Robert Pattinson and Zoe KravitzRiddle me this, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched THE BATMAN, starring Robert Pattinson, Zoe Kravitz, and Colin Ferrell! Will the boys track down all the clues and discover a great time? Or will they sing Ave Maria at their own funeral? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to BROOD! Bon Appétit!
2022-03-091h 13Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Kimi starring Zoe KravitzZoe Kravitz, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched Kimi, the new Zoe Kravitz thriller directed by Steven Soderbergh! Will the boys love the tension and the blue hair? Or will they wish they’d said “Hey, Kimi, turn off movie?” Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to make good use of that nail gun! Bon Appéti
2022-03-021h 03Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) on NetflixIt’s sequel time, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched Texas Chain Saw Massacre, the Netflix reboot of the horror classic! Will the fellas enjoy hammers smashing through heads? Or will they be sad the movie has gentrified their memories? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to cut off your Mommy’s face and wear it...
2022-02-231h 08Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) the Greatest Horror Movie of All Time?Get her grandpa, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, the horror classic directed by Tobe Hooper! Will the boys love watching the cannibals chow down on young hotties? Or will they pray to for a freezer nap? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to get up off a porch swin...
2022-02-161h 03Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: mother! starring Jennifer Lawrencemother, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched mother!, the surreal thriller by Darren Aronovksy and starring Jennifer Lawrence! Will the chums enjoy this sort of biblical horror movie? Or will they wish they had been shot by Kristen Wiig? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to sit on the sink! Bon Appétit!
2022-02-091h 00Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Tragedy of Macbeth starring Denzel WashingtonBy the pricking of my thumbs, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched The Tragedy of Macbeth, the new film of the Shakespeare classic directed by Joel Coen and starring Denzel Washington and Frances McDormand! Will the boys just love listening to iambs? Or will they cough up a baby’s finger? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s...
2022-02-0257 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Lost DaughterWhere’s my daughter, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched the new Netflix Original The Lost Daughter, the new character study but maybe also a thriller starring Olivia Colman and Dakota Johnson! Will the fellas enjoy this deep dive into a grumpy lady? Or will they be like a baby doll with a worm in its mouth? Tune in to find out! (And we do the Ultimate Scream Ranking!)
So g...
2022-01-261h 03Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Scream 5 and the Ultimate Scream Ranking!What’s your favorite scary movie, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched SCREAM (5), the new sequel/reboot/requel in the meta-horrorr franchise! Will the boys figure out whodunnit? Or will they get eviscerated before they make it to the end? Tune in to find out! (And we do the Ultimate Scream Ranking!)
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to play t...
2022-01-201h 11Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: A Simple PlanDid you see the birds, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched A SIMPLE PLAN, the snowy thriller from Director Sam Raimi! Will the chums love the twists and turns? Or will they wish they’d stayed home by the fire? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to shoot a lady across the room with a shot...
2022-01-1359 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Matrix: ResurrectionsThe Matrix has you (for a fourth time), Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched The Matrix: Resurrections, the fourth chapter in The Matrix trilogy from director Lana Wachowski. Will the chums love the fighting and the love? Or will they pray to be tossed out the window of a moving train? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it...
2021-12-291h 05Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Black Christmas (1974)Happy Holidays, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched Black Christmas, the horror classic from Director Bob Clark. Will the fellas love the creepy phone calls and jokes? Or will they wish they’d been asphyxiated with a dry cleaning bag? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because its time to stab Lois Lane with a glass unicorn! Bon Appé...
2021-12-221h 03Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Shop Around The CornerHappy Holidays, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched The Shop Around The Corner, the classic romantic comedy from Director Ernst Lubitsch. Will the boys enjoy the twists, turns, and love? Or will they wish that they’d committed suicide 40 minutes into the movie? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because its time to have boiled potatoes with sour crea...
2021-12-151h 02Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Rare ExportsHappy Holidays, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched RARE EXPORTs, the Finnish evil Santa movie from Writer/Director Jalmari Helander. Will the boys enjoy the sinister thrills of Saint Nick turned Saint Dick? Or will they wish they’d fallen in a wolf trap? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because its time to blow up Santa! Bon Appé...
2021-12-0957 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Casino directed by Martin ScorseseI AM calm, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched CASINO, the Las Vegas crime epic from Martin Scorsese. Will the fellas enjoy Goodfellas Part 2? Or would they prefer to be beaten with a baseball bat and buried alive? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because its time to get blown up! Bon Appétit!
2021-12-031h 06Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Gangs Of New York directed by Martin ScorseseI’m gonna paint paradise square with his blood, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched GANGS OF NEW YORK, the bare knuckle epic from Martin Scorsese. Will the boys worship at the altar of Danny Day? Or will they, like Liam Neeson, could have left after the first scene? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because its time to s...
2021-11-241h 09Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Mean Streets directed by Martin ScorseseI’m gonna PAYUM, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Jon, and Michael watched MEAN STREETS, the small-time gangster flick from Martin Scorsese. Will the fellas love early arty Scorsese? Or will they they bite their knuckle in disgust? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because its time to shoot David Carradine 7 times or so! Bon Appétit!
2021-11-181h 05Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Departed directed by Martin ScorseseYeah it’s workin’ overtime, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Jon, and Michael watched THE DEPARTED, the Irish gangster epic from Martin Scorsese. Will the boys enjoy the Boston accent in all its glory? Or will they wish someone had put on their booties and shot the movie in the head? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because its time to mee...
2021-11-111h 03Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER Prince of Darkness directed by John CarpenterSay goodbye to classical reality, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Jon, and Michael watched PRINCE OF DARKNESS, the devil in a green tube movie from John Carpenter. Will the fellas love the Lovecraft vibes? Or will they hate the Hatecraft vibes? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to slowly reach out towards a mirror, which you thin...
2021-10-311h 02Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER Assault On Precinct 13 directed by John CarpenterGot a smoke, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Jon, and Michael watched ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13, the gang-as-zombies survival horror from John Carpenter. Will the boys enjoy this modern western? Or would they prefer just a regular western? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to shoot a huge acetylene tank and blow up a multi-racial gang! Bon Appé...
2021-10-2655 min
Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER Halloween Kills starring Jamie Lee Curtis
Happy Carpentober, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched HALLOWEEN KILLS, the new horror sequel from Director David Gordon Green. Will the fellas stab a lady with a flourescent bulb? Or will they gouge a man’s eyes out? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to seem like you’...
2021-10-1950 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER John Carpenter‘s Cigarette BurnsHappy Carpentober, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Michael, and special guest Josh Lewis of LETTERS FROM CAMP BLOOD, watched CIGARETTE BURNS, the Masters of Horror episode from Director John Carpenter. Will the fellas take a deep drag off this tasty cig? Or will the cough but never get off? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to thread your intestines through a...
2021-10-121h 04Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER: They Live directed by John Carpenter
Happy Carpentober, Kill Donkeys!
It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Jon, and Michael watched THEY LIVE, the sci-fi action classic from Director John Carpenter. Will the boys kick ass? Or will they chew bubble gum? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to fight your best friend for seven minutes! Bon Appétit!
2021-10-0656 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Malignant (or, It‘s Not A Tumor!)
It’s all in your head, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Jon, and Michael watched MALIGNANT, the gonzo-horror from Director James Wan. Will the friends worship at the alter of insanity? Or will they pray for the movie to end? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to pull on your tight, black gloves! Bon Appétit!
2021-09-2457 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Wolf Of Wall Street (or, Whitefellas)
Tootskie, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched THE WOLF OF WALL STREET, the dark comedy from Director Martin Scorsese. Will the fellas laugh like they’re on drugs? Or will they cry like they’re on way too many drugs? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to have sex on top of a million dollars! Bon Appéti
2021-09-011h 06Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Kajillionaire (or, This Wasn’t The Big One)
I’m Mr. Lonely, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Michael, and Jon watched KAJILLIONAIRE, the dark comedy from writer/director Miranda July. Will the boys laugh at all the quirky humor? Or will they cry at all the quirky humor? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to kiss a beautiful Latina! Bon Appétit!
2021-08-1854 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Suicide Squad (or, We Who Are About To Die Laughing)
Let’s kill ourselves, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched THE SUICIDE SQUAD, the sequel or is it a reboot or is it a reimagination by Director James Gunn. Will the fellas love the irreverent humor and ultra violence? Or will they wish for a huge shark man to eat their head? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s ti...
2021-08-111h 07Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Empty Man (or, Empty V)
The Empty Man made me do it, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE EMPTY MAN, the supernatural Scientolog-ish thriller starring James Badge Dale. Will the boys enjoy the twists and turns of this long Twilight Zone episode? Or will they feel like they got a helicopter dropped on their heads? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s...
2021-08-0450 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Talented Mr. Ripley (or, Not So Talented At Impressions)
You’re shivering, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY, the prestige serial killer movie starring Matt Damon. Will the fellas love a trip through the dark and decadent lives of the rich and murderous? Or will they end up feeling like they’ve been brained with a bust? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s...
2021-07-311h 00Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Space Jam: A New Legacy (or, Double Drivel)
That’s gonna leave a mark, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY, the cursed sequel to the beloved, by some, 90s movie/commercial. Will the boys have a great time having a bad time? Or will they just have a bad time? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s gasp for air as IP ge...
2021-07-241h 02Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Sneakers (or, Ocean’s 5)
It’s about the information, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Michael and Jon watched SNEAKERS, the heist movie starring Robert Redford. Will the fellas delight in the quirky ensemble cast? Or will they crash a few commuter jets? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to yell “Martyyyyyyyyy!” Bon Appétit!
Caption: Indecipherable Long Island...
2021-07-1453 min
Hey Francis10: Honeymoon DaughterOn today's SEASON ONE FINALE Becca and Michael take to the streets one more time to talk about the beauty of this wild world and the splendor of this great nation? Probably not but hey you never know! Find out what happens by clicking play on this episode. Thanks for listening, leave a review if you feel like it. This was such a fun season and the hosts will return for a second!
2021-07-101h 10Hey Francis09: Renaissance RoadhouseOn today's episode Becca and Michael explore the fantastical world of the Renaissance Fair as well as Logan's Roadhouse. Should we be throwing peanut shells all over the floor, and if so, why aren't we just throwing all the food on the floor? Someone will clean it up surely. Find out who right now! Thanks for listening, leave a review if you feel like it.
2021-07-101h 02Hey Francis08: Casual DevilOn today's episode Becca and Michael continue their exploration of this wild world. Nothing can stand in their way, not even the casual nature of dating or the looming presence of the Devil card. Thanks for listening, leave a review if you feel like it!
2021-07-101h 02Hey Francis07: Comedy ExperienceOn today's episode Becca and Michael explore the comedy genre of movies and the very idea of putting forth something that is supposed to be funny. Becca helps Michael understand the sheer weight of comedy! Where in the world are we all headed!? Who knows. Thanks for listening, leave a review if you feel like it!
2021-07-101h 04Hey Francis06: Authentic HoleOn today's episode Becca and Michael discuss the profundities of being. How can one actually be authentic and to what are the being authentic to? Find out or don't! If you follow this looping conversation you might just find yourself at the bottom of a really deep hole! Thanks for listening, leave a review if you feel like it!
2021-07-101h 04Hey Francis05: Open MisogynyOn today's episode Becca and Michael are confronted with some serious rain! Without anywhere to walk our two hosts take to the seats and do a deep dive into everything you could possibly imagine. Like what? No clue, you tell me. Thanks for listening, leave a review if you feel like it.
2021-07-101h 05Hey Francis04: Phlegmatic CuspOn today's "episode" Becca and Michael discuss astrological wildness amongst a sea of undulating chaos. Some say that this is the episode that changed it all. What do you think? Thank you for listening, leave a review if you feel like it!
2021-07-101h 01Hey Francis03: Ego BrowniesOn today's episode Becca is blitzed out of her mind and Michael is just along for the ride of life. Is it all just some waking nightmare? Will our two walkers find their way back to Francis!? Find out now! Thanks for listening, leave a review if you feel like it!
2021-07-1056 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CRANK 2 (or, Look Who’s Cranking Too)
Full body tourettes, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE, the coked out sequel from Neveldine and Taylor. Will the boys enjoy the absolute madness? Or will they do a very bad Statham impression and say, “It’s little much, init?” Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to kick a severed head into a sw...
2021-07-011h 00Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CRANK (or, Crank Nugs)
Suck your own dick, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched CRANK, the maxi-action comedy from Neveldine and Taylor. Will the chums feel the crank slamming into their veins? Or will they shoot too much junk and end up drooling on the bathroom floor? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to have sex in public! Bon Appétit...
2021-06-1959 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (or, Even The Devil Wouldn’t Do This)
Love conquers all, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Jon, and Michael watched THE CONJURING: THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT, the new demon possession whodunit. Will the boys be sitting at the edge of their seat? Or slumped back in it, half asleep? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time run from the meatloaf zombie! Bon Appétit!
2021-06-1153 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Army of the Dead (or, Yawn of the Dead)
Zombie tiger, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched ARMY OF THE DEAD, the new zombie movie from visionary director Zack Snyder! Will the fellas have a rollicking zombie-killing time? Or will they wish they were killed in the opening credits? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be quiet because the zombies are sleeping! Bon...
2021-06-051h 14Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Oxygen (or, Airheads Rejoice!)
Breathe in, breathe out, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon and Michael watched OXYGEN, the sci-fi thriller from Director Alexandre Aja, starring Melanie Laurent! Will the healthcare horrors consume your humble podcasters? Or will they bite back? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to wriggle around in a tight space, s’il vous plait! Bon Appétit!
2021-05-2953 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Annabelle: Creation (or, Howdy Moody)
Girls and Dolls, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched ANNABELLE: CREATION, the demon doll horror movie from Director David F. Sandberg! Will the chums jump out of their seat? Or will they jump out of their seat? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because who cares, RUN! Bon Appétit!
Caption: Chucky > All Other Doll...
2021-05-221h 09Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Star Wars: A New Hope (or, Rise Of The Porkins)
May the Force be with you, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE, the sci-fi classic from George Lucas! Will the fellas think it's out of this world? Or would they rather be crushed in a trash compactor? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it's time to these are not the droids you're looking for...
2021-05-141h 10Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Galaxy Quest (or, Nomadlandia)
Never give up, Never Surrender, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and Michael watched GALAXY QUEST, the Trekkish comedy starring Tim Allen! Will the fellas think it's out of this world? Or would they rather be crushed Gorignak? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to kiss an octopus! Bon Appetit!
2021-05-071h 04Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Mortal Kombat (or, Know Babalities, Know Peace)
Get over here, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched MORTAL KOMBAT (2021), the video game remake from Director Simon McQuoid! Will the dudes both turn into huge fire dragons? Or will they commit suicide by spike pit? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it's time to cut a bat woman in half w...
2021-05-0158 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Ninth Gate (or, Horny Devils)
Over 8 gates, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched THE NINTH GATE, the devil procedural directed by some guy, we're not sure who! Will the dudes float through the air like a witch? Or will they set themselves on fire to please the dark lord? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to...
2021-04-231h 00Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: VOLCANO (or, Dante’s Nadir)
What is magma, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael, and Jon watched VOLCANO, where they put the LA in lava! Will the dudes run to the ocean to cool off after the rush of a solid disaster flick? Or will they jump directly into the lava and melt wicked witch of the west style? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your...
2021-04-1754 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Godzilla vs Kong (or, Pod On Pod Crime)
KONGZILLA, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael, and Jon watched Godzilla vs Kong, the big monsters fighting movie from Adam Wingard! Will the chums climb to the top of a building and swat at prop planes out of joy? Or will they shoot their atomic breath into a mirror so it flies back and kills them? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak...
2021-04-0955 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Da 5 Bloods (or, Doo Doo The Right Thing)
What's goin' on, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael, and Jon watched DA 5 BLOODS, the old-men-on-a-mission movie from Spike Lee! Will the dudes feel their open hand turn into a raised fist as they wash this powerful tale? Or will their hand, like Spike Lee's, be too heavy to even lift? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, a...
2021-04-021h 03Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Justice League: The Snyder Cut (or, Chapter 1: Call me Fishmael)
Faster than a speeding bullet, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched Zach Snyder's JUSTICE LEAGUE, the epic super heroic battle from, you guessed it, Zach Snyder! Will the buds love this amazing adventure? Or will they wish they could get in a portal to another world where HBOMAX doesn't exist? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your s...
2021-03-2655 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Fury (or, We watched it......with a machine gun!)
Don't touch me, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE FURY, the psychokinesis thesis from Brian De Palma! Will the fellas love this saga of brain power unleashed? Or will their hair turn shoe polish white from boredom? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to run really slowly! B...
2021-03-1957 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Devils (or, The Devil Is In The Car O’Nine Tails)
What the devil, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE DEVILS, the Nunsploitation epic from Ken Russell! Will the chaps have smiles in the shape of Oliver Reed's pointy moustache? Or will they yell, "Another naked nun?" Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to monologue while being burned a...
2021-03-1354 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Deep Blue Sea (or, ”We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Podcast”)
My hat is like a sharks fin, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched DEEP BLUE SEA, the Flowers for Algernon of shark movies from Renny Harlin! Will the boys love the gratuitous shark carnage? Or will they start an inspiring speech in the hope that they get eaten mid-sentence? Tune in too find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, a...
2021-03-0556 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Psycho Goreman (or, Mighty Morphin’ Parental Guidance Suggested)
Hunky boys, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched PSYCHO GOREMAN, the rubber suit blood fest from Steven Kostanski! Will the bros love the goofs and the gags? Or will they do a lot of deep sighs as another silly thing happens? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to t...
2021-02-2652 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Unhinged (or, 300 Odd Pounds Of Grunts)
Here's your courtesy tap, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched UNHINGED, the down and dirty road rage movie starring Russell Crowe! Will the fellas delight in the hijinx of our portly anti-hero? Or will Crowe be just big enough to fail? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to drive a...
2021-02-1848 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: TENET (or, Go Hang A Salami I’m A Lasagna Hog)
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched TENET, the new clock-action movie from Christopher Nolan! Will the gents love this time-twisted shoot-em-up? Or will they yell the title of the 70s sitcom, "What's happening?" Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your CIA pill because i...
2021-02-131h 02Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Little Things (or, As Jared Leto Would Ad Lib: ”Poop”)
Every Little Things she does is magic, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE LITTLE THINGS, the new serial killer thriller from Denzel! Will the boys gasp as each new twist turns? Or will they pray for a swift death via shovel? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to get...
2021-02-0657 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: ZODIAC (or, We Met At The Movies Once.)
Before I kill you I'm going to throw your baby out the window, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's ZODIAC, to close Manksgiving Ranksgiving where we rank all his films! Will we get to the bottom of the best Finch? Or will we follow the clues to a dead end? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your...
2021-01-3057 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Game (or, The Plot Summary That Would Not End)
THE GAME is afoot (a movie), Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched David Fincher's THE GAME, as part of Manksgiving Thanksgiving where we rank all his films! Will this be the movie that gamed the savage beasts? Or will the boys say, "the Game Over?" Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time...
2021-01-231h 16Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Gone Girl (or, Tyler Perry’s Gone Girl)
His majesty prefers not to be moistened, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's GONE GIRL, as part of Manksgiving Ranksgiving where we rank all his films! Will the fellas follow the clues and love the mystery? Or will they, like the tv duck, yell "Attack!"? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto...
2021-01-161h 02Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: SE7EN (or, Se7en 8ight 9ine)He made me F her, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched David Fincher's SE7EN, as part of Manksgiving Ranksgiving where we rank all his films! Will the boys forget old acquaintances as they watch the John Doe's horrors unfold? Or will they splash hot spaghetti sauce in their eyes that they may look no longer? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in...
2021-01-011h 14Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Gremlins (or, Don’t Feed Howie After Midnite)
Bright Light, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched Joe Dante’s GREMLINS, the charming story of a boy and his pet! Will the chums be filled with good cheer as the Gremlins murder an old lady? Or will they say humbug to all those puppets? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto bec...
2020-12-241h 05Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: MANK (or, Best Episode of Drunk History EVER)
Manks for all the memories, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's MANK for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the fellas delight in this celebration of old Hollywood? Or will they Mank their lucky stars that it's over? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your...
2020-12-1149 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (or, Bubba Gump Button Co.)
Benjamin over, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the boys love this whimsical tale about ever-encroaching death? Or will they find the Shar Pei baby too off-putting? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak...
2020-12-0400 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (or, More White People Shit)
And their blood shall be upon them, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the chums have a grand time with all the sadism? Or will the deep dive into minutiae numb their poor brains? Tune in to find out!
2020-11-2952 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: PANIC ROOM (or, Manksgiving Ranksgiving Continues with PANIC ROOM)
Here it is! I'm Raoul, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's PANIC ROOM for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the Courtesans delight in the dark thrills of this haunted house (by robbers)? Or will they line up for the door like Jared Leto's corn rows? Tune in to find o...
2020-11-211h 03Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Social Network (or, I’m Sad As Hell And I’m Not Going To Take It Anymore)
If you'd invented Facebook, you would have invented Facebook, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched David Fincher's THE SOCIAL NETWORK for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the boys point and click with this movie? Or does Zuck not deserve a much more lacerating bio? Tune in to find out!
So grab your...
2020-11-131h 07Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Fight Club (or, First Rule of Proud Boys)
The First rule of Food Club is we don't talk about Food Club, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's Fight Club for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the fellas get macho and eschew dainty concerns like furniture? Or will the stench of the alt-right linger in the noses of o...
2020-11-0857 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER Halloween and Halloween II directed by John Carpenter and Rick Rosenthal
Hey Mikey he likes it, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter’s HALLOWEEN and HALLOWEEN II, the classic tales of a deranged madman who wears a mask to cover up his acne. Will the boys delight in the deaths of so many teens and nurses? Or will this episode be so divisive that Michael and Sean fight a duel of death at dawn? Tune i...
2020-10-301h 20Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER Body Bags directed by John Carpenter and Tobe Hooper
Carpentober continues, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched John Carpenter presents BODY BAGS, a proud ripoff of Tales from the Crypt. Will the EC Comics stylings be so much bloody putty in Carpenter’s capable hands? Or was old John too busy playing Super Mario Kart? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in some snacks, and pop some pesto...
2020-10-2655 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER In The Mouth Of Madness directed by John Carpenter
Reality ain't what it used to be, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter's IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS, a movie with the silly premise that what we read and watch can drive us insane. Will the boys, as the kids say, "read Sutter Cane?" Or is 90s Carpenter better off forgotten? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, enter and empty...
2020-10-151h 00Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER Vampires directed by John Carpenter
Did you get wood, Kill Donkeys? It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Carpentober continues: Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael and (returning triumphantly) Jon watched John Carpenter's VAMPIRES, the swinging dick vampire flick from old JC. Will the boys toss on their leather jackets and have a kick-ass good time? Or will they resignedly don their cowhide coats and have a butt-kicking good time? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in...
2020-10-1054 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER The Thing directed by John Carpenter
Here's The Thing, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter's THE THING, the goo-horror classic from, you guessed it, John Carpenter. Will the boys enjoy the mystery and intrigue of one of cinema's classic monster movies? Or will they take a bold stance against greatness? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's...
2020-10-021h 01Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Devil All The Time (or, Devil May Not Care)
What the devil is this, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael Hampton watched The Devil All The Time, the downer drama starring Tom Holland. Will this story of a town with an evil underbelly ring true in these dark times? Or do we prefer movies that offer us an escape from such thoughts or at least some tiny amount of entertainment or didacticism? Tune in to find out!
2020-09-2544 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Tax Collector (or, Oscar De La Hoya Bait)
Hey vato, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and new co-host Michael Hampton watched Tax Collector, the crime drama/Chevy commercial from Director David Ayer. Will this gritty story captivate the home theater audience? Or is this the worst Cheech and Chong movie ever? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to get a...
2020-09-1850 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Falling Down (or, Some Things Never Stop Never Changing)
Whammy Burger, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Seth Pomeroy watched Falling Down, the alt-right fantasy starring Michael Douglas. Will Mikey Dougie get his fast food breakfast? Or will we learn an important lesson (don't be bad?) Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to not understand the concept o...
2020-07-0446 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (or, Scooby Twoby Two: 2 Fast 2 Fur-ious)
Raricia Rilverstone, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Michael Hampton watched Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed, the "live action?" remake of the cartoon classic. Will this be a fitting sequel to the Academy Award winning classic Scooby Doo? Or was that last sentence a lie? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because i...
2020-06-1649 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Greed (or, Greed is NOT Good)
Show me the money, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw Greed, the new satire from Michael Winterbottom. Will this comedy insightfully slice and dice the lifestyles of the rich and famous? Or will it crash like the stock market? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to deposit all of our vas...
2020-03-1149 min
Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Invisible Man (or, Hollower Man)
He’s right behind you, Food Victims! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw The Invisible Man, the sequel to Tom Cruise’s the Mummy. Can Leigh Whannell re-reach the high heights of Upgrade? Or has all his skill DISAPPEARED? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to for a floating knife to cut all our...
2020-03-031h 02Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Doolittle (or, Do As Little With Your Talent As Possible)
There’s a sassy duck, Food Courterlies! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw Doolittle, the newest remake of the not-very-beloved classic(?). Will Robert Downey Jr. reprise his role as the only interesting thing in a huge CG mess? Or can no one save this trash? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to pull
2020-02-0654 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Cats (or, Putting Out Fires With Gasoline)
JELLICLE, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon and special guest Michael Hampton brought CATS before the Food Court Of Appeals, to see if we need to put these kittens down. Will we unlock the mystery and truly understand the masterpiece CATS truly is? Or is it just the kitty-litter covered turd we always thought it was? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop...
2020-01-1540 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Cats (or, Pussy Galore)
Jellicle cats singing Jellicle nonsense, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw CATS, the nightmarish film adaptation of the classic musical. Will movie magic make kittens come to life? Or will Judi Dench put the ow in meow? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to decide which cats get boobs! Bon App...
2019-12-2855 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Joker (or, woop woop)
HA HA HA, Food Courtals! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guests Michael Hampton and Seth Pomeroy saw JOKER, the newest take on the Clown Prince Of Crime. Will Todd Philips stick the landing from frat comedy to comic book brutalism? Or has Joaquin’s self-flagellation finally gone too far? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because this clown Taxi ain’t gonna...
2019-10-0952 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (or, Michael Is Back!)
Up Next, We're Afraid
Where's my big toe, Food Courtiers? It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Special Guest Michael Hampton saw Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, the new YA scary movie based on the popular book series. Will it be a spooky treat for all ages? Or milquetoast macabre for no one at all? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop s...
2019-08-1445 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Dumbo (or, Ringmaster of None)
Strap on your fake arm, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Sean and special guests Gary Fletcher and Michael Hampton snorted some feathers to see Dumbo, Tim Burton's remake of the children's classic. Will Tim's fantastical eye be the perfect thing to bring the big-eared pachyderm back to the screen? Or will his unbroken streak of mediocre to horrible films continue unabated? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks...
2019-04-0143 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Destroyer (or, Nicole Has Become Death)
Flip your wigs, Food Courters! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.
Sean and Jon welcome special guest Michael Hampton as they watch Destroyer, the new thriller starring Nicole Kidman. Will the twists and turns blow our minds like a bank heist dye pack? Or will Nicole’s makeup not make it? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to stare...
2019-01-1930 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Favorite (or, A nation mourns as Yorgos forgets to cast Colin Farrell)
A nation mourns as Yorgos forgets to cast Colin Farrell
Dust off your C-words, Food Courtiers! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon, Sean, and Special Guest Michael Hampton tied the corsets tight to see The Favourite, starring Rachel Weisz and Emma Stone. Will Yorgos Lanthimos make our hack dreams come true with our new “Favourite” movie? Or will it will be off with our heads? (Different Queen, I know.) Tu...
2018-12-1540 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Creed 2 (or, Dolph Must Break You)
Put up your dukes, Food Courtiers! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon laced up their gloves and slipped into their shiniest shorts to see Creed II, starring Michael B. Jordan and Sylvester Stallone. Can Steven Caple Jr. fill the Directorial shoes of Ryan Coogler and pack the same emotional punch? Or is Creed II just another palooka with a glass jaw, doomed to fall in the first? Tune in to find...
2018-11-3037 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Halloween (or, We Would’ve Seen A Jason Movie But All We Got Was This Stupid Michael Myers T-Shirt)
We came home, Food Court Jesters! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
The one and lonely Michael Hampton (@hichaelmampton) joins Sean & Jon for David Gordon Green’s Blumhouse revival of the much venerated Halloween franchise. Can the returns of JLC (back as Laurie Strode to the tune of Sarah Connor) and JC (pitching in on the soundtrack) save the franchise or are your humble narrators in for another cash grab?Tune in to find out!
2018-10-2442 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Venom (or, Where Does Tom Get Those Wonderful Bane Voices w/ Michael Hampton)
Buckle up, Food Court Reporters! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
We are back in session as Sean & Jon, along with Michael Hampton (@hichaelmampton) finally see VENOM! We have celeb sightings, a near fender bender, and about a dozen different Tom Hardy impressions. Can the worst trailer of the spring turn out to be the action/comedy classic of the summer? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snac...
2018-10-1135 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Predator (or, To Catch A Predator Movie Marathon Begins NOW!)
What’s the matter,
Food Courtesans: CIA got you pushing too many pencils? It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean & Jon got WAY too excited for Shane Black’s return to the Predator film franchise and foolishly decided to rope their buddies into a full-fledged filmic foray into the series by starting at the very beginning: the granddaddy of em all, John McTiernan’s 1987 classic “Predator”. Their first victim is the one and only Michae...
2018-09-2242 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Mandy (or, Somewhere, Clive Barker’s Ears Are Burning; Probably In Hell)
Buckle up, heads! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
Your guilty pleasure filmwatching duo have been rejoined! Jon & Sean take in Panos Cosmatos’ “Mandy”, starring the one and only Nicolas Cage. It reminded one of us of early Michael Mann, with bits of good Ridley Scott and maybe a pinch of Jodorowsky. It reminded your other humble host of other things entirely. Who was thrilled?! Who was slightly bored?! Give it a listen and find out. P...
2018-09-1430 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: A-X-L (or, All Gods Go To Heaven)
Sup, dogged denizens of sights, sounds, and succulence?! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
Your guilty pleasure filmwatching duo have been tearfully torn apart this week so in Jon’s stead steps the one and lonely Michael Hampton! He joins Sean for “A-X-L”, a film Jon has never heard of and can thusly not give you, dear reader, any further info regarding. He can, however, assure you that Panda Express served as the accoutrements for this c...
2018-09-0631 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Meg (or, You Can’t Hold Your Breath And Snicker At The Same Time)Ahoy there, pescatarian purveyors of puerile sights, sounds, and succulence! It’s time for the third episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movies halls so you don’t have to!
We welcome our first and best guest, comedian and filmmaker Michael Hampton, as we plumb the depths of this summer’s wettest blockbuster, the Rainn Wilson vehicle THE MEG! That’s right, we brave the riptide with Dwayne Scrote, The Transporter, and a whole host of actors that I am pretty sure are Crazy, Rich Asians. Land, ho!
Grab y...
2018-08-1737 min