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Whyte NoiseAdd to Cart: Dopamine, Drama, and Quiet LuxuryThis week on Whyte Noise, Michael and Ryan are joined by special guest Lindsay to unpack the world of online shopping—from the psychology of dopamine hits to the rise of quiet luxury and the sneaky power of free shipping. They explore how shopping habits have changed post-COVID, the emotional triggers behind consumer behavior, and Lindsay’s behind-the-scenes take on the retail industry and shopping addiction. It’s a smart, funny, and revealing look at why we buy what we buy. Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “...2025-06-3027 minWhyte NoiseSlippery Science & SpongeBob: A Deep Dive into KelpThis week on Whyte Noise, Michael and Ryan are joined by special guest (and Michael’s sister!) Alyson Berry for a surprisingly hilarious deep dive into kelp—from its climate impact and slimy defenses to its role in ice cream, fire retardants, and even SpongeBob: The Musical. They unpack childhood seaweed trauma, Tony Award drama, and squeeze in a little Chernobyl, a kelp slime debate, and a grandma shoutout along the way. Come for the mucilage, stay for the musical theatre and marine biology. Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael...2025-06-2334 minWhyte NoiseNudibranchs: Nature's Marine Marvels with Lexy ReinhardtMichael and Ryan dive into the colorful world of nudibranchs with marine biology grad student Lexy Reinhardt. From toxin-eating defenses and bizarre mating rituals to their role in neuroscience and insights into ADHD, this conversation blends science, humor, and Lexy’s passion for underwater photography. Plus, a teaser on the unexpected dangers of kelp! Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License. “Running Fanfare” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under Attribution 3.0 Unported.2025-06-0934 minWhyte NoiseThe Fascinating World of Octopodes with Meg MindlinMichael and Ryan dive deep into the wild world of octopuses with molecular biologist Meg Mindlin. From RNA editing and climate change to octopus dreams, intelligence, and escape artists like Inky, they explore the science, mystery, and emotional depth of these fascinating creatures. Plus: nudibranch fun facts, octopus literature, and the surprising link between art and science. Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License. “Running Fanfare” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under Attribution 3.0 Unported.2025-06-0240 minWhyte NoiseThe Mystique of Club 33 with Chelsea WatsonMichael and Ryan chat with Disney content creator Chelsea Watson about her journey from small-town beginnings to building a vibrant online community through the magic of Disney. They dive into the mystique of Club 33, the evolution of Genie Plus vs. FastPass, and share personal stories—some heartwarming, some hilariously painful. Plus, a fun game of Disney "what ifs" and a debate over who told the best story! Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License. “Running Fanfare” by Kevin Mac...2025-05-2635 minWhyte NoiseVans: The Cultural Icon of Sneakers with Liz BeecroftMichael and Ryan sit down with therapist and sneaker enthusiast Liz Beecroft to explore the intersection of mental health and sneaker culture. From the legacy of Vans to the viral impact of Damn Daniel, they unpack how sneakers reflect personal identity, spark conversation in therapy, and influence youth culture in the age of social media. Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License. “Running Fanfare” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under Attribution 3.0 Unported.2025-05-1934 minWhyte NoiseKundalini | Jordan Marciano Returns!In this episode of Whyte Noise, Michael, Ryan, and guest Jordan swap stories about cultural misunderstandings, rooftop mysteries, and the challenges of urban living. The conversation then shifts to Kundalini yoga, exploring its history, risks, and potential for emotional and spiritual transformation, while reflecting on mindfulness, self-awareness, and the beauty of everyday moments. Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License. “Running Fanfare” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under Attribution 3.0 Unported.2025-05-0550 minWhyte NoiseGhosts | Guest Rainbow DawnIn this episode of Whyte Noise, Michael and Ryan explore the mysterious world of ghosts and spirituality with special guest Rainbow Dawn — Certified Sound Healing Practitioner, Reiki Master, Natural Healer, and Crystal Enthusiast. From personal paranormal experiences to the science of consciousness and energy healing, they unpack the evolving relationship between the spiritual and scientific. Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License. “Running Fanfare” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under Attribution 3.0 Unported.2025-04-2845 minWhyte NoiseBone Wars | Paleontologist Ashley HallMichael and Ryan welcome paleontologist and children’s author Ashley Hall to dig into the wild world of fossils—from her work at the La Brea Tar Pits to the drama of the Bone Wars. They explore the queer legacy of Sue the T-Rex, the ethics of fossil trade, and why collaboration in science matters more than competition. Plus: a nod to Mary Anning and a teaser for next week’s ghostly episode. Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attrib...2025-04-2147 minWhyte NoiseGeology | Guest Cate Larsen, the "Groovy Geologist”Michael and Ryan welcome Cate Larsen, the "Groovy Geologist," for a lively convo on everything from Martian geology and James Hutton to conspiracy theories and the sparkle of geodes. They dig into the crossover of science and wellness culture, touching on jade eggs, nanodiamonds in medicine, and even a trip to Antarctica. Plus: a peek into the wild world of paleontology rivalries. Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License. “Running Fanfare” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under Attr...2025-04-1437 minWhyte NoisePyramids | Guest David Ian HoweMichael and Ryan welcome archaeologist David Ian Howe for a deep dive into the mysteries of the Egyptian pyramids. They explore theories on their purpose, the influence of Zahi Hawass, and the intersection of archaeology, nationalism, and tourism. Plus, a look at the challenges of peer review, the connection between geology and archaeology, and humanity’s enduring fascination with ancient civilizations. Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License. “Running Fanfare” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under Attribution 32025-04-0737 minWhyte NoisePhotosynthesis | Guest Farmer Nick CutsumpasMichael Judson Berry and Ryan Wilder welcome Farmer Nick, a former athlete turned plantrepreneur, to explore the intelligence of plants. From photosynthesis and quantum biology to how trees communicate and react to their environment, the conversation challenges our understanding of consciousness and evolution. Plus, a wild case where a plant was used as a witness in a murder investigation. Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License. “Running Fanfare” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under Attribution 3.0 Unported.2025-03-3133 minWhyte NoiseFairy TalesIn this episode of Whyte Noise, the hosts kick off Season 3 by diving into the dark origins and evolution of fairy tales, uncovering hidden themes, cautionary messages, and societal influences. They explore the Brothers Grimm, the complexities of Wilhelm Grimm’s relationship with his wife Dorchen, and the presence of queer themes in folklore. From The Frog King to the lasting impact of these stories on their own lives, this lively discussion blends humor and insight to unravel the cultural narratives that shape our understanding of fairy tales. Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Mich...2025-03-2436 minWhyte NoiseWelcome to Whyte NoiseEach week, Michael and Ryan each have 10 minutes to educate a new host on a topic picked by the prior host. Based on no criteria whatsoever, our host will then choose a winner! New episodes drop Mondays! Subscribe and Watch on YouTubeConnect with our panel: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2025-03-2400 minWhyte NoiseGrocery StoresMichael Judson Berry, Ryan Wilder, and Gracie take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, sharing childhood stories—including humorous tales of their betrothal and parenting. They then dive into the fascinating world of grocery stores, exploring the origins and rivalries of Aldi, Lidl, and Trader Joe’s, the lore of Two Buck Chuck wine, and the unique relationship between Trader Joe’s and Aldi. Plus, a sentimental look at Wegmans, fun grocery store history, and more! Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is lic...2025-03-1738 minWhyte NoiseSocial Nudity | Guest Todd MastersonThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan explore social nudity with special guest Todd Masterson, who also steps in as guest judge! Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2025-03-1036 minWhyte NoiseMarshmallow | Guest Jay MichelThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan explore the term marshmallow with special guest Jay Michel, who also steps in as guest judge! Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2025-03-0335 minWhyte NoiseDuty | Guest Sally HughesThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan explore the term duty with special guest Sally Hughes, who also steps in as guest judge! Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2025-02-2431 minWhyte NoiseContrapposto | Guest Candy Baracat-DonovanThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan explore the term contrapposto with special guest Candy Baracat-Donovan (Like a Sister, Politically Connect), who also steps in as guest judge! Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2025-02-1732 minWhyte NoiseTwo-Spirit | Guest Jordan MarcianoThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan explore the term 'two-spirit' with special guest Jordan Marciano, who also steps in as guest judge! Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2025-02-1040 minWhyte NoiseBonobos | Guest Aileen MorganThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan discuss the term 'bonobos' with special guest Aileen Morgan, who also steps in as guest judge! Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2025-02-0341 minWhyte NoiseShowmanship | Guest Megan GhiroliThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan dive into the theme of showmanship with special guest Megan Ghiroli, who also steps in as guest judge! Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2025-01-2732 minWhyte NoiseSerendipity with CarolineThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan explore the theme of “serendipity” with Michael’s longtime friend Caroline, who also serves as guest judge! Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2025-01-2030 minWhyte NoiseRoller Skates | Guest Alyssa May GoldThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan dive into roller footwear with special guest Alyssa May Gold, who also steps in as guest judge! Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2025-01-0636 minWhyte NoiseTV Reboots | Guest Eric GalipoThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan dive into TV reboots with special guest Eric Galipo, who also steps in as guest judge!Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-12-2336 minWhyte NoisePackages | Guest Freda MatteaThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan delve into the topic of 'packages' with special guest Freda Mattea, who also takes on the role of guest judge! Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-12-1628 minWhyte NoiseFood Videos | Guest Chapman RiedelThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan explore the world of food videos with special guest Chapman Riedel, producer of Worst Cooks in America, who also serves as guest judge! Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-12-0230 minWhyte NoiseWorkhouse | Guest Kitty MinerviniThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan delve into the topic of workhouses—also known as poorhouses—with guest judge and friend Kitty Minervini! Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-11-2524 minWhyte NoiseMammaries | Guest Brad HurtadoThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan delve into the topic of mammaries, with guest judge Brad Hurtado! Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-11-1833 minWhyte NoisePee Pee | Guest Eunice BaeThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan delve into the topic of pee, with guest judge Eunice Bae! Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan Wilder Theme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-11-1135 minWhyte NoiseHoardingThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan delve into the topic of hoarding, sprinkled with stories about a broken toilet, extreme couponing, and more! Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with Us: Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-11-0432 minWhyte NoiseParrotThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan each have 10 minutes to educate our host, Chelsea, on the term parrot. Based on no criteria whatsoever, Chelsea will then choose a winner! Eventually, whomever wins the most episodes will receive the coveted “Hymen Trophy.” Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with our panel: Chelsea Jacobson | Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-10-2827 minWhyte NoiseRazorThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan each have 10 minutes to educate our host, Chelsea, on the term razor. Based on no criteria whatsoever, Chelsea will then choose a winner! Eventually, whomever wins the most episodes will receive the coveted “Hymen Trophy.” Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with our panel: Chelsea Jacobson | Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-10-2125 minWhyte NoiseCheckerThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan each have 10 minutes to educate our host, Chelsea, on the term checker. Based on no criteria whatsoever, Chelsea will then choose a winner! Eventually, whomever wins the most episodes will receive the coveted “Hymen Trophy.” Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with our panel: Chelsea Jacobson | Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-10-1427 minWhyte NoisePinkyThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan each have 10 minutes to educate our host, Chelsea, on pinkies. Based on no criteria whatsoever, Chelsea will then choose a winner! Eventually, whomever wins the most episodes will receive the coveted “Hymen Trophy.” Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with our panel: Chelsea Jacobson | Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-09-3024 minWhyte NoiseVelcroThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan each have 10 minutes to educate our host, Chelsea, on velcro. Based on no criteria whatsoever, Chelsea will then choose a winner! Eventually, whomever wins the most episodes will receive the coveted “Hymen Trophy.” Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with our panel: Chelsea Jacobson | Michael Judson Berry | Ryan Wilder Theme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-09-2628 minWhyte NoiseBiscuitThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan each have 10 minutes to educate our host, Chelsea, on biscuits. Based on no criteria whatsoever, Chelsea will then choose a winner! Eventually, whomever wins the most episodes will receive the coveted “Hymen Trophy.” Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with our panel: Chelsea Jacobson | Michael Judson Berry | Ryan Wilder Theme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-09-1626 minWhyte NoiseAC UnitThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan each have 10 minutes to educate our host, Chelsea, on AC units. Based on no criteria whatsoever, Chelsea will then choose a winner! Eventually, whomever wins the most episodes will receive the coveted “Hymen Trophy.” Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with our panel: Chelsea Jacobson | Michael Judson Berry | Ryan Wilder Theme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-09-0924 minWhyte NoiseShrubberyThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan each have 10 minutes to educate our host, Chelsea, on shrubbery. Based on no criteria whatsoever, Chelsea will then choose a winner! Eventually, whomever wins the most episodes will receive the coveted “Hymen Trophy.” Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with our panel: Chelsea Jacobson | Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-09-0226 minWhyte NoiseRokuThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan each have 10 minutes to educate our host, Chelsea, on Roku. Based on no criteria whatsoever, Chelsea will then choose a winner! Eventually, whomever wins the most episodes will receive the coveted “Hymen Trophy.” For your numerology report, visit ifate.com Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with our panel: Chelsea Jacobson | Michael Judson Berry | Ryan Wilder Theme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-08-2626 minWhyte NoiseJay LenoThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan each have 10 minutes to educate our host, Chelsea, on Jay Leno. Based on no criteria whatsoever, Chelsea will then choose a winner! Eventually, whomever wins the most episodes will receive the coveted “Hymen Trophy.” Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with our panel:Chelsea Jacobson | Michael Judson Berry | Ryan WilderTheme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-08-1927 minWhyte NoiseCampfireThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan each have 10 minutes to educate our host, Chelsea, on campfires. Based on no criteria whatsoever, Chelsea will then choose a winner! Eventually, whomever wins the most episodes will receive the coveted “Hymen Trophy.” Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with our panel:Chelsea Jacobson | Michael Judson Berry | Ryan Wilder Theme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-08-1228 minWhyte NoiseRecyclingThis week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan each have 10 minutes to educate our host, Chelsea, on recycling. Based on no criteria whatsoever, Chelsea will then choose a winner! Eventually, whomever wins the most episodes will receive the coveted “Hymen Trophy.”Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with our panel:Chelsea Jacobson | Michael Judson Berry | Ryan Wilder Theme: “Happy Dance” by Mr. Smith is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International License.2024-08-0527 minWhyte Noise(Re)Introducing... Whyte Noise!On the (re)inaugural episode of Whyte Noise, actor Michael Judson Berry and comedian Chelsea Jacobson welcome Ryan Wilder to the show! Michael and Ryan each have 10 minutes to educate our host, Chelsea, on the word tightrope. Based on no criteria whatsoever, Chelsea will then choose a winner! Eventually, whomever wins the most episodes will receive the coveted “Hymen Trophy.” Subscribe and Watch on YouTube Connect with our panel: Chelsea Jacobson | Michael Judson Berry | Ryan Wilder2024-04-1630 minWhyte NoiseTrucksNo truckin' way! This is White Noise, idiot! Paris and Michael each have 10 minutes to rant and ramble on trucks. Chelsea will then pick a winner and be one step closer to winning the prestigious "Hymen Trophy." Subscribe... or do literally anything else!2023-10-1726 minWhyte NoiseThe Amazing RaceAmazing! Michael and Paris each have 10 minutes to ramble about "The Amazing Race." Chelsea will then pick a winner! Whomever wins the most episodes will one day take home the coveted "Hymen Trophy." Subscribe.. or don't!2023-10-1028 minWhyte NoiseBattle of the BulgeInto World War II and tucking? Boy, do we have the show for you! On our dumb little podcast, each week Paris and Michael teach Chelsea about a different topic. She'll pick a winner and get nothing. Then, they'll do it all over again! Todays topic: it's in the title idiot! Subscribe... or don't! Who cares, it's just White Noise.2023-10-0326 minWhyte NoiseHorsesIt's our first episode of White Noise. Every week, Paris and Michael have 10 minutes each to teach Chelsea about a different subject. Today's inaugural topic: horses, of courses! They cover all things egg nog to hymens. Subscribe.. or don't!2023-09-2626 min