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The Doucheless VeganLast Tango in Paris.........OntarioThe vegan vixens are back! Michael and his trophy beard Carla are back with new recipes you’ll go cous-cous for, meaty details on new adventures and what billionaires are saying about a new not-so-meaty society. Plus cat farts.2021-08-291h 06The Doucheless VeganWhat's New Vegan Pussy Cat?After a brief hiatus, King Vegan Michael Stuart Webb and his trophy beard Carla Collins, are back and it’s over for you bitches! This show has everything: the best vegan cheese and sour cream, titty kitties, British witches, Scottie Pippen’s new vegan popcorn, Jamie Dornan’s hotness, femme porn, a new baby, and a comedy Revival.2021-07-1859 minThe Doucheless VeganDeep Thoughts with Shallow PeopleOn this week’s episode Michael and Carla talk about unmistakable signs from the other side, relishing a good haircut, homemade jalapeno relish and shining a light on Canada’s dark past. 2021-06-3055 minThe Doucheless VeganWine Over WhineOn this week’s episode Michael and Carla have a kiki about pro wrestling to wrestling our demons, how some are confusing Messenger with Tinder, vegans wines that are smoother than Michael Buble’s voice and vegan ice cream with a cherry on top. Wait ‘til you hear what Michael can do with a cherry… 2021-06-2359 minThe Doucheless VeganWe Fake Our Cheese But Not Our OrgasmsOn this week’s episode Michael and Carla couldn’t get any cheesier: from talking the best faux fromage to people who are the real deal and being up front about the universe having your back, these two may not be from Champagne in France but they are both sparkling vegans. 2021-06-1550 minThe Doucheless VeganPlant-Based Politically IncorrectThis week Michael and Carla don’t pull any punches, especially if the punch is spiked with Raspberry vodka. They talk up a Tik Tok trend, Phoenix rising, CTV newsroom nostalgia and go into full yeast mode. 2021-06-0757 minThe Doucheless VeganHail Vegan Caesar!In this episode Michael is a little bit country and Carla is a little bit rock and spring roll. They cover everything from the ultimate vegan Caesar salad to a forest sponge bathing in this Impossible Whopper of a show.2021-06-011h 03The Doucheless VeganIt's In Our NatureOn this week’s fashionably late episode Darling, Michael and Carla talk Halston, hiking, hot weather, hot dogs and hot topics, and why it’s hot to be human. 2021-05-261h 01The Doucheless VeganNon Judgement DayThis week Michael and Carla cover everything from homophobia to mental health awareness month to muumuus (cuz muumuus do cover everything). Also when it comes to vegan beef, it’s a just the tips situation.2021-05-181h 05The Doucheless VeganWho's Your Plant-based Mommy?In this Mother of all episodes Michael and Carla honor all the beautiful Moms, have a literal and figurative sausage fest, get meta with feta and talk about something that will truly make your hair curl.2021-05-091h 06The Doucheless VeganHave Your Vegan Cake and Eat It TooJoin Michael and Carla as they discuss birthday gone virtual , Indian cuisine gone vegan, numerology, horses gone wild and The Hangover gone woke.2021-05-031h 16The Doucheless VeganNo Vegan, No CryThis special episode is stuffed tighter than a Beyond Meat sausage: Michael and Carla cover everything from a tasty side dish to side hustles to getting in touch with your feminine side, why it’s important to rebound and roll with the punches and the tears of a clown (but not an actual clown because they’re terrifying)2021-04-261h 31The Doucheless VeganLet's Get Ready To Crumble!!!!From serial monogamy to serial killers and treats to triads, there’s never been a Beyond Meatier episode!2021-04-191h 02The Doucheless VeganBosom Buddies Warning! This is an extra salty episode where Michael and Carla testify about being objectified, shatter stereotypes and tell ya why you should visit Maple Leaf Gardeins. All this and a blooper finale. 2021-04-1250 minThe Doucheless VeganEvery Bunny Say Ahhhh!On this Easter edition, your favorite gay fiancé and emotional support cougar get super cheesy, announce the results of the first annual ‘roni off, give some “sound” advice and introduce the world to the touchless orgasm.2021-04-0450 minThe Doucheless VeganWhat's the Value of Pie?On this week’s episode, Michael and Carla talk being age limitless, pie meatless, bawdy shamelessness and how to send a dick pick in Metric. You must be this tall to get on the ride!2021-03-291h 05The Doucheless VeganThe Very Good, The Rad and The CuddlyThis week on The Doucheless Vegan, we talk about Michael’s big package (from The Very Good Butchers), Canada’s hot patios and Carla’s cold bed, Spring cleaning whilst being a mess and we don’t sulfur in silence. 2021-03-211h 07The Doucheless VeganHot & BotheredFrom hummus to hormones, seitan to Satan, and chicks to children’s shows, this week the Doucheless Vegan is turning up the heat in a big way. Also we find out Michael is an alien and Carla’s soul is called Caroline, How can you not listen to this silliness?2021-03-141h 15The Doucheless VeganSurreal SmorgasbordThat’s what you get when you mix a McPlant with Gwenyth Paltrow’s cooch candle, Russell Brand, a past-life reading, hot guacamole and cold showers. Don’t miss this Beyond Buffet!2021-03-071h 03The Doucheless VeganA Couple of Hams & Some Cheese PleaseThis week, it's all about the long hot baths and the cold hard truth. Michael's soup and sandwich recipe is more delicious and comforting than a cashmere blanket, and cheesier than Carla's schtick. Plus, in this episode, learn how to keep you skin moist and why staying rock hard is a bad thing.2021-02-281h 11The Doucheless VeganKiki and ChillIn this episode, we get moody and spicy! We learn about cancel clear culture, Michael's one- one-night stand and Carla discovers, rather unceremoniously, that her vag is British. Oh right, and there's some delicious recipes and gastro chat too!2021-02-241h 01The Doucheless VeganThe Birth Of A Vegan - An Origin StoryIn this premier episode, entrepreneur, media mogul, and life-long vegan Michael Stuart Webb and comedian, author, actor, and fledgling vegan, Carla Collins, talk about the benefits of a plant based lifestyle without being a total dick.2021-02-141h 02