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Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaHow I Got SAVED at an Amway Convention?! | MADHD EP62 |We're calling it quits... well, sort of. After years of grinding on TikTok, YouTube, and every other platform, Mike and Dylan are officially retiring from content creation—EXCEPT for this podcast. They're breaking down why platforms stopped paying them while still making millions off their content, and sharing the absolute chaos that led to this decision.Plus: Dylan reveals the WILDEST story about how he got saved... at an AMWAY convention. You read that right. Mike shares his deep dive into Forex trading (and Dylan say's why it's basically gambling), and they dissect why America's political divide fe...
2025-10-151h 46Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaFrom Alpha Males to Apocalypse: Our Most CONTROVERSIAL Episode | MADHD EP61 |*Audio gets bad around 01:24:25 due to the camera running out of battery that our mics feed into... That's Dylan's bad... SORRY!*Mike and Dylan return to address a "constructive" comment from an alpha male listener who took issue with their Tom McDonald/Andrew Tate episode. What starts as a response to internet tough guys spirals into one of their most passionate political discussions yet.From dissecting why alpha male culture is actually peak insecurity, to exposing how both political parties use moral outrage to distract from economic exploitation - nothing is off...
2025-10-132h 03Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaProtecting Your Son from Andrew Tate, The Dax Problem & Lame 'Alpha Male' Culture | MADHD EP60 |Mike and Dylan tackle one of the most important questions for modern fathers: How do you raise a son who doesn't fall into the Andrew Tate alpha male trap? What starts as parenting advice evolves into a deep dive on why songs like Dax's "To Be a Man" are actually dangerous, why coworker music is ruining rap, and the real story behind Tory Lanez making Dax apologize at gunpoint.The guys expose the difference between being a real man and following toxic masculinity grifters, break down why Andrew Tate attracts guys with no self-confidence, and reveal what...
2025-10-081h 11Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaGhost Stories, Cancel Culture & Brutal Dating Advice | MADHD EP59 |Ever wonder why you're still single? Mike and Dylan break down a WILD listener story about trading intimacy for fast food and gas money, then dive deep into what actually works when approaching women. From card shop confessions to party game strategies, they reveal why "being yourself" is harder (and more important) than you think.Plus: Ricky from Oklahoma's genuinely creepy ghost encounter, a heated debate about comedy and cancel culture, and the controversial question - should you sacrifice your life to care for a disabled sibling?WARNING: This episode goes OFF THE RAILS with...
2025-10-061h 08Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaPrison Romance Murder Plot, Mushroom Disasters | MADHD EP58 |Ever wonder what happens when your married grandma meets her boyfriend in a mental hospital? Yeah, us neither—until we read THIS story. We've got actual newspaper articles from 1995 detailing how one listener's grandma orchestrated her husband's murder using MULTIPLE prison inmates she was romantically involved with. Plus, Mike goes OFF on the Joe Rogan comedy universe, we break down the worst mushroom trip ever, and debate whether celebrities should just shut up about politics.Chapters:00:00:00 Intro & Spotify Delay Drama00:05:30 Saudi Arabia Comedy Festival Tea (Shane Gillis vs Tom Segura)00:08:00 The Joe Rogan-Verse Problem Explained00:14:30 Theo Vo...
2025-10-011h 00Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaPolitical Neighbors Clash, Home Invasions, & Fishy Love Interests | MADHD EP57 |This episode goes WILD. We start with Emily's story about her MAGA QAnon relatives living next door to the local Democratic Party leader - and things escalate FAST when her uncle starts literally listening at windows. Then we dive deep into why Americans can't stop fighting about politics (spoiler: we're all exhausting).But the REAL drama hits when a listener shares his terrifying home invasion story. A man breaks into his house, smashes through his daughter's bedroom window while she's sleeping, and our listener has to hold him at gunpoint with a .44 magnum. The ending? The justice...
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Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaShe BURNED Down Cities Using BIRDS [Medieval Revenge] | MADHD EP56 |Two mind-bending stories that'll make you question everything: A man tries mushrooms and suddenly believes he met God, completely shifting from atheist to believer. But should he join a church now?Plus, someone accidentally discovers their brother has been living a lie his entire life - his dad isn't actually his biological father.Then Mike and Dylan dive deep into the brutal medieval story of Olga of Kiev, a queen who took revenge so far that she literally burned down entire cities using birds as weapons. We're talking ambassadors buried alive, mass slaughter, and creative...
2025-09-241h 12Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaPlayStation Browser Disasters, Family Betrayals, and Crazy Neighbors | MADHD EP55 |The chaos is just beginning. A listener shares how a PlayStation browser mistake earned him the nickname "Gary Pornhub" in front of his friend's fiancé. But that's nothing compared to what comes next...Ricky from Oklahoma drops a BOMBSHELL confession about his brother's ex-wife that will leave you speechless. Then we dive into the most unhinged neighbor story ever - meet Sharon, who demands to be called "ma'am" and sends the most passive-aggressive text in human history.Plus: A Special Olympics story gone wrong, political rants about cancel culture, and why Mike thinks Bryce Young d...
2025-09-2255 minMike and Dylan HATE! DramaSky King & Charles Whitman: The Texas Tower Sniper | MADHD EP54 |Mike and Dylan discuss the 2018 incident involving Richard Russell, who took an unauthorized flight from Seattle-Tacoma Airport. The hosts read from Wikipedia articles and discuss the events, police response, and broader social commentary. The conversation also covers the 1966 University of Texas tower shooting and various political and social topics.Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of suicide, mass violence, and sensitive topics without mental health resources.Chapter Timestamps00:00:00 Introduction and episode setup00:03:15 Reading the incident details00:13:00 Investigation and background discussion00:18:30 Richard Russell's personal background00:22:30 Social and political commentary00:29:00 Transition to Charles Whitman story00:35:00 University...
2025-09-1751 minMike and Dylan HATE! DramaListener Submissions & Some Wild Conspiracies.... | MADHD EP53 |Too spicy for a normal description....SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at https://laborlama.com
2025-09-151h 11Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaThis Podcast RUINS People's Reputations | MADHD EP52 |Mike and Dylan tackle some of their wildest listener submissions yet. From late-night gas station confrontations to suspected drug relapses, this episode has everything. Plus, find out how their podcast accidentally ruined someone's work commute good deed and made someone start biking to avoid the hosts!TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 Opening & 48-Hour Film Festival Plans00:08:10 AITA: Punching a Crackhead at Gas Station00:16:09 Ricky from Oklahoma's Wife Story00:22:34 Moth Man & Worst Sex Stories00:26:12 The Podcast Exposure Incident00:32:14 Origin of Slurs Christmas Episode Idea00:42:28 Mike's Son & Watermelon Obsession00:50:43 Closing & Next Episode TopicThe gas...
2025-09-1051 minMike and Dylan HATE! DramaLove, Lust, & Locked Up | MADHD EP51 |Mike and Dylan dive into their first themed episode featuring the wildest love stories you've ever heard. From a Reddit mob attack over trying to save someone's life, to a woman whose teddy bear necklace contained her deceased child's ashes - this episode has everything.Listen as they break down handcuff disasters requiring bolt cutters, outdoor hookups gone wrong, and the legendary "suck start it" moment. Plus, Mike shares how he got absolutely destroyed on Reddit for trying to help someone having a manic episode, and the guys go on epic tangents about fighting, jumping, and small-town...
2025-09-081h 06Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaOffice Romance, Defending Wives, & Sage Advice | MADHD EP50 |Mike and Dylan tackle some heavy relationship questions this week! From decoding mixed signals with a coworker to finding purpose when everything seems perfect, this episode dives into the real stuff that keeps you up at night.TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 - Episode intro00:03:24 - "Decode This Man" - Office romance listener submission00:09:17 - Shane's parking lot confrontation story00:23:45 - Billy's "Perfect Life" question00:44:10 - "Can't Keep Up" relationship submission00:47:30 - Episode wrap-up and exhaustion discussionYou can listen to the more concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or stick with MADHD for...
2025-09-0349 minMike and Dylan HATE! DramaBooger Sugar Co-Worker, Petty Neighbors & Why Childhood Magic is Dead | MADHD EP49 |Mike and Dylan tackle workplace nose candy drama, petty neighbor disputes, and dive deep into why modern society has killed childhood magic. When a listener discovers their coworker is doing drugs on company time AND making them drive dangerous equipment, the guys don't hold back on what needs to happen. Plus, a neighbor's contradictory dog yard signs spark a hilarious discussion about lawn culture obsessions.But this episode gets DEEP - from childhood memories of fireflies and grasshoppers to how we've destroyed natural wonder through suburban conformity. Mike and Dylan get surprisingly philosophical about what we've lost...
2025-09-011h 06Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaAKWARD Bedroom Stories | MADHD EP48 |Mike and Dylan dive deep into a warehouse manager's impossible choice between doubling his salary or keeping precious family time. Plus, the most awkward bedroom stories you've ever heard and why certain movies make grown men cry.TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 Opening & YouTube's Cussing Rules00:03:45 Food Wars: White People & Seasoning Drama00:12:00 ADVICE: Should I Take Double Pay But Lose Family Time?00:23:50 ADVICE: Getting Off On Time (Not Work Related)00:35:00 Most Awkward Sexual Experiences Ever00:49:00 Movies That Make Us Cry Like Babies00:57:00 The Villain Arc & Creative Process01:19:00 48-Hour Film Festival Challenge01:26:00 Planning The Ultimate Weird Protest March01:35:00 Halloween March Planning...
2025-08-271h 39Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaFriendship Bracelets, Oil Field Justice & Cam Newton Rants | MADHD EP47 |When your girlfriend's "best friend" used to share her bed and now they have matching long-distance bracelets that buzz when they think about each other... Houston, we have a problem.Mike and Dylan tackle this relationship red flag plus an oil field worker who literally hit his coworker with a wrench for safety violations.This episode gets REAL about boundaries, workplace justice, and why some "friendships" aren't as innocent as they seem. Plus, Mike goes on an epic rant defending Cam Newton that you have to hear to believe.CHAPTERS:
2025-08-251h 13Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaWORST PODCAST EVER! Our mics were not plugged in. It's 2 hours...I'm posting it... | MADHD EP46 |Mike and Dylan talk about life, love and....honestly nothing....FOR 2 HOURS WITHOUT THEIR MICs PLUGGED IN. They have to post it. All the ABSOLUTE GOLD and HILARIOUS STORIES can't be lost to time. Tired of dark episodes, Dylan told Mike to "SEND IT, FAT BOY! Just give it a funny name".And Mike will!MADHD is a podcast where ADHD is the guest and the utter lack of controlling it is the content. Suitable for some, atrocious for most, welcome to the most unhinged podcast on the internet!These dudes are POOR...
2025-08-202h 35Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaTwo Idiots Discuss Ruby Ridge | MADHD EP45 |This one starts with a bang — or maybe a badly handled siege. Mike and Dylan open the episode fired up after watching a Ruby Ridge documentary, diving headfirst into how government “oopsies” never seem to end in consequences for them, but will absolutely get you hunted down if you slip up.From the botched standoff to media-fueled fear tactics, they unpack how loaded language (“weapons of mass destruction,” “altered weapons”) can turn a rural family into a national threat. Waco comparisons? Yep. Political hypocrisy? Absolutely. Calls for everyone to “just be left the f*** alone”? Naturally.Of course, this...
2025-08-181h 19Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaI Shot a HOLE Through the Ceiling | MADHD EP44 |SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)🎈 Join the Membership on YouTube👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHDMike opens up about his darkest moments in this raw, unfiltered episode that takes us from factory floor fights to finding redemption through unexpected pregnancy. We dive into Mike's criminal past - including the time he accidentally shot through an apartment ceiling, his days running with a "gang of white people," and how a pregnant girlfriend saved him from a fatal overdose.Dylan and M...
2025-08-132h 14Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaAbusive Relationships, Failed Criminals, and The Truth About Lexington BBQ | MADHD EP43 |SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)🎈 Join the Membership on YouTube👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHDMike and Dylan dive into some absolutely WILD listener submissions this week. From a boss's son who wore the same shirt for an entire week (with a mystery sticker on his back!) to a criminal mastermind who literally set himself on fire during a botched arson - this episode has it all.But the most shocking story comes from an 18-year-old listener sh...
2025-08-111h 11Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaHappy Gilmore 2 is TRASH & Pit Bulls Love Toddlers | MADHD EP42 |SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)🎈 Join the Membership on YouTube👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHDWe argue about Magic the Gathering vs Yu-Gi-Oh for 20 minutes straight (yes, really), break down why Game of Thrones Season 8 still makes us angry, and give advice to a steel mill worker dealing with toxic family drama. Plus: Why toddlers are magnetically attracted to water, the Joey Swoll controversy nobody asked for, and the pit bull conversation that's definitel...
2025-08-061h 59Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaWe Got CANCELED by Patreon Immediately | MADHD EP41 |SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)🎈 Join the Membership on YouTube👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHDPatreon immediately deactivated our account right after launch - but they're STILL taking people's money! Meanwhile, Joey Swole "retires" from social media after a racist controversy, and the guys break down exactly where he went wrong and how the far left eats their own.This episode gets REAL about comedy boundaries, political tribalism, and why both sides are completely missing the...
2025-08-041h 09Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaTeacher Called The Cops on a 10-Year-Old | MADHD EP40 |SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)🎈 Join the Membership on YouTube👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHDA father faces an impossible decision: his live-in girlfriend or access to his children. Mike shares raw stories about growing up poor, fighting bullies, and how childhood trauma shapes adult relationships.00:00:00 - Opening & Singing Introduction00:02:15 - Celebrity Deaths Discussion (Ozzy, Hulk Hogan)00:04:30 - Transgender Athletes Debate & Personal Stories00:15:45 - Mike's Childhood Poverty Stories Begin
2025-07-301h 23Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaThe Guy Who HIRED Me, I Got Em FIRED AITA?!?! | MADHD EP39 |SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)🎈 Join the Membership on YouTube👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHDA listener shares how he got his supervisor fired for sexual harassment after documenting disgusting behavior toward female coworkers. But when the boss loses his health insurance and has diabetes, was our listener wrong? Mike shares his own haunting story about getting a coworker fired who later died.00:00:00 Everyday I'm Hustlin' 00:05:22 Ozzy Osbourne's death and drug habits
2025-07-2859 minMike and Dylan HATE! DramaFarmer Making $3/Hour Asks: Should I QUIT? | MADHD EP38 |Farmer working 16-hour days for $3/hour asks if he should abandon his family's 1837 homestead. Mike's advice? "Put it all on black." Meanwhile, should you warn your sister's rich boyfriend she's toxic? Plus Mike's smoking journey and Dylan's salvia confessions. This episode hits DIFFERENT.From conspiracy theories about agricultural consolidation to hilarious stories about backwards cigarette lighting, this episode serves up unfiltered advice with zero sugar-coating. Mike's gambling solution and Dylan's ice bath philosophy will leave you questioning your own life choices.TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 - Intro00:02:00 - First Advice Story: Food Plant Worker Dilemma00:05:36 - Documentary...
2025-07-231h 15Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaEpstein AI, Gooners, and Gas Station Racism Gone Wrong | MADHD EP37 |The most unhinged episode yet... Y'all specifically asked for it so deal with it. We dive deep into conspiracies, internet culture, and personal struggles.This episode features raw discussions about AI conspiracies, internet culture wars, personal struggles with addiction, and the boundaries of comedy. Mike shares his journey quitting smoking while Dylan questions everything about modern internet culture.TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 Cold Open - "We rolling?"00:00:15 Welcome & Conspiracy Podcast Announcement00:01:27 Mike's New Fishing Obsession00:06:01 Dylan's Childhood & Poverty Stories00:13:02 Death & Stoicism Discussion00:17:31 The Epstein "Never Happened" Conspiracy00:21:12 Coldplay Concert Cheating Scandal00:26:55 Discussion on Internet Virality & Privacy00:32:14 Mike...
2025-07-211h 56Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaWife Hid HERPES for 5 YEARS | MADHD EP36 |The most explosive episode yet! From hidden STDs to career transformations, Mike and Dylan tackle listener stories that'll leave you speechless.TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 - Limp Bizkit Copyright Chaos00:06:00 - Job Choices: Warehouse vs Dealership00:13:00 - Wife's 5-Year Herpes Secret (SHOCKING)00:24:00 - Jimmy Dean's Transgender Date Update00:33:00 - Dealing with Soul-Crushing Jobs00:46:00 - Wardrobe Malfunction Stories00:56:00 - Trade School Success: Broke to Six FiguresYou can listen to the more concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for....
2025-07-161h 08Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama4 Days Without Nicotine: Our Most Honest Episode Yet4 days nicotine-free and barely functioning, Mike and Dylan still managed to give brutal relationship advice to struggling listeners. From lazy baby daddies to money-hungry in-laws – no topic is off limits. Raw, honest, and definitely not PC.00:00:00 - Smoking Withdrawal Horror StoriesTIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 - Intro00:09:00 - Storm Survival Without Headlights00:14:00 - Art World vs Working Class Discussion00:21:22 - Labor Llama Brand Origin Story00:28:00 - Snugger... Don't Call Me THAT!00:45:43 - New Mom Relationship Crisis00:54:00 - Young Love vs Reality Check01:01:20 - Mother-in-Law Money ProblemsYou can listen to the more concise podcast "2 Daddies Ju...
2025-07-141h 05Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaShould You Get Divorced Over Cheating? & Other Listener Advice Submissions | MADHD EP34 |Mike and Dylan dive into the wildest AITA (Am I The Asshole) stories submitted by listeners, covering everything from marriage betrayal to career decisions. This episode tackles the tough questions: When is divorce justified? Is trade school really worth it? And how do you handle toxic friendships?Key Stories Covered:Divorcing after discovering husband's secret child and affairsFather wanting custody of son he's never metTrade school reality check from an ironworker veteranBlocking toxic friends who sabotaged a barber businessFarmer hesitant about having kids...
2025-07-091h 24Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaMen's Mental Health | MADHD Special |Two guys who've been through hell share the raw truth about men's mental health that nobody wants to discuss. Mike opens up about his struggle with prescription addiction, financial stress, and the broken refrigerator that taught him everything about perseverance. This isn't your typical self-help BS - it's real talk about depression, suicide statistics, and why 75% of male suicides happen because we're taught to "just toughen up."TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 Intro: Mike and Dylan Hate Drama Special00:06:47 The Mental Health Crisis: Why Men Don't Talk00:14:41 Reddit Submission: Depression and Lost Motivation00:28:43...
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Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaCrystal RETURNS!!! With a Wild UPDATE! | MADHD Ep33 |The most shocking listener update in podcast history. Crystal's friendship drama with Heaven takes a dark turn involving meth, cheating, and revenge that you have to hear to believe.Mike and Dylan provide unfiltered advice on autism and parenting, workplace transitions, and meal prep strategies. This episode tackles tough questions: Can autistic people be good parents? How do you transition from physical labor to office work? What's the easiest way to eat healthy with a packed schedule?Key discussions include a zoo worker facing job loss, the dangers of self-diagnosing mental health conditions, and practical...
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Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaTwo UNQUALIFIED Guys Give Life Advice YOU ACTUALLY Need | MADHD Ep32 |Mike and Dylan tackle listener problems with brutally honest advice from two admittedly unqualified but hilarious hosts.Tired of perfect life coaches? Get real talk about family drama, workplace disasters, fake personas, and the struggles of pretending to be someone you're not.This episode covers a 17-year-old's family conflict over trade school vs college, a beer enthusiast trapped in his fake expertise, workplace survival tactics, and Mike's conspiracy theories about The Beatles. Plus relationship advice, survival stories involving Mike's father-in-law's multiple near-death experiences, and why guys' group chats are nothing like what your girlfriend thinks...
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Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaHe's AFRAID of the SKY?!?! | MADHD Ep 31 |Mike and Dylan dive deep into mental health struggles, family trauma, and how to survive when life gets dark. In this raw, unfiltered episode, they discuss:Mike's battle with bipolar disorder, agoraphobia, and depressionHow to handle pedophiles in the family (real advice, real stories)Why cutting off toxic family members might save your lifeThe truth about mental illness medication and therapyUFC analysis: Jon Jones retirement & upcoming fightsRelationship advice for brothers drifting apartFrom childhood trauma to panic attacks in tall buildings, nothing is off-limits. Mike shares his experience growing up around addiction and abuse...
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Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaDating Drama, Teen Hygiene & Autism Tips | MADHD Ep 30 |Two friends tackle dating jealousy, impossible teenagers, and the reality of parenting neurodivergent kids. This episode delivers unfiltered advice on relationships that feel one-sided, teens who refuse basic hygiene, and practical strategies for raising autistic children.TIMESTAMPS:00:09:15 College girlfriend jealousy - when she talks to other guys00:19:30 Teen hygiene battles - effective strategies that actually work00:44:15 Charging your teen rent for property damage (controversial take)00:54:30 Parenting autistic children - what really helps vs. what doesn't01:02:45 ADHD vs. autism diagnosis confusion in adults01:09:15 Marriage communication - PlayStation vs. quality time debateKey insights...
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Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaFOUND OUT My Dad Isn't My REAL Dad | MADHD Podcast Ep29 |Two friends tackle life's messiest problems with zero filter and maximum laughs. This episode dives deep into biological father drama, alcoholic friend interventions, and starting your own business when you're stuck in corporate hell.Real advice for real problems: Should you reach out to a biological father who wanted nothing to do with you? How do you stage an intervention for a friend whose drinking is destroying his marriage? When is the right time to quit your day job and start that landscaping business you've been dreaming about?Key topics covered:Biological father discovery...
2025-06-231h 38Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaI POOPED My Pants on a Perfect Date (And Other Life Disasters) | MADHD Podcast Ep27 |Ever wondered why dating feels impossible and parenting advice sounds fake? Mike and Dylan deliver brutally honest life advice that actually works.This episode tackles the real struggles guys face: dating with autism, surviving embarrassing first dates, and being authentic parents instead of Pinterest-perfect frauds. When a listener shares his autism dating struggles, the hosts break down why "be interested, not interesting" beats pickup artist tactics every time. Plus, a disastrous crab leg date leads to the ultimate question: should you confess to pooping your pants, or take that secret to the grave?TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00...
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Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaStrip Club Disaster Stories In Da Club | MADHD Podcast Ep27 |Mike and Dylan tackle the messiest relationship questions you're afraid to ask. From dating someone heading to college to surviving family drama, this episode serves up brutal honesty with dark humor.What happens when summer love meets college reality? A 19-year-old listener faces the inevitable end of a promising relationship, and the guys break down why long-distance rarely works at that age. Plus: the psychology of young adult friendships and why your high school crew probably won't last.TIMESTAMPS:00:00 Intro08:45 College relationship survival guide (or why you shouldn't try)18:30 Strip club horror stories that'll...
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Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaI Did Something TERRIBLE! Confessions & Workplace Revenge Stories | MADHD Ep26 |Mike and Dylan tackle toxic workplace managers and share brutal family drama stories in this unfiltered advice episode.When a Chipotle worker asks how to deal with an incompetent boss who disappears for 45 minutes and orders food through drive-thru while off-clock, the hosts deliver practical revenge strategies that actually work.The episode takes a shocking turn when Mike confesses to participating in Civil War reenactment as a teenager - complete with a controversial backstory involving his drug-addicted stepfather and a desperate attempt to avoid punishment. This raw, uncomfortable story reveals the complexity of family dynamics...
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Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaAffordable Relationship Advice *results may vary* | MADHD Ep25 |Mike and Dylan tackle relationship stress during graduate school and workplace drama that'll make you rage-quit.Struggling with a partner who's prioritizing masters degree over relationship duties? Dealing with hypocritical coworkers? We break down real listener problems with brutally honest solutions.This episode features a listener dealing with unequal partnership during grad school stress - we discuss communication strategies and relationship survival tactics. Plus, malicious compliance gold including a supervisor who got what she asked for and a forklift drama story. We also dive into our growing podcast community, upcoming live show plans, and why...
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Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaEmbarrassment In A Suitcase? | MADHD Ep24 |Mike and Dylan dive deep into comedy analysis while solving real relationship problems from listener submissions.Ever wondered why clean comedians like Jerry Seinfeld are actually harder working than edgy comics? We break down comedy tiers while giving brutally honest advice.This episode covers the hierarchy of comedy difficulty, from one-liner masters like Mitch Hedberg to wit legends like Bill Burr. Plus, we tackle listener submissions including a cringe-worthy sex toy mix-up and whether throwing cold water on your spouse makes you the asshole. We also discuss Joe Rogan's impact on comedy, debate Matt Damon...
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Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaThe Real Enemy Isn't AI or Aliens - It's What We're Ignoring | MADHD Ep23 |Mike and Dylan tackle the biggest fears plaguing society: AI dominance and alien invasion. But here's the twist - neither poses the real threat to humanity.What if everything you've been told about AI and aliens is wrong? This episode breaks down why artificial intelligence won't eliminate humans and why any advanced alien species would likely help rather than harm us. The real enemy? The systems keeping us divided and distracted.Key insights covered:Why true AI will recognize humanity's value, not seek destructionThe intelligence-morality connection: smarter beings choose peaceHow media manipulation keeps us...
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Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaWhat's more EXPENSIVE a Stay At Home Mom or Childcare (and Other Relationship Drama) | MADHD Ep22 | Reading Reddit StoriesWe are back with another episode packed with listener submissions of relationship advice and personal stories that'll hit you right in the feels.Topics Covered:Should you force your wife to work instead of being a stay-at-home mom?Family group text drama - why some people just want outFiring your friend from work (spoiler: it's complicated)Stepmom/stepkid relationship struggles and real advice from experienceMike's heartbreaking childhood stories about school events and feeling forgottenDylan's perspective on being a stepparent and showing up for kidsThe guys get real about poverty, bullying, and having each other's backs
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Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaMickey Mouse Is IMMORTAL (and Other Conspiracies We Believe) | MADHD Ep21 | Reading Reddit StoriesMike and Dylan introduce a new segment called "Low Stakes Conspiracies" while delivering relationship advice and their unfiltered takes on pop culture. The episode opens with an update on Dylan's dog Buddy who was peacefully put down, followed by the announcement of their June 15th meet-up at the abandoned Denny's in Thomasville, North Carolina. When discussing marital tolerance, Dylan explains how he's learned to live with his wife's endless collection of decorative pillows and knickknacks, with Mike concluding that accepting your partner's quirks is part of a healthy relationship: "That's accepting somebody else... there's beating in the...
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Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaThe OTHER SIDE - A Husband's Ultrasound Horror Story | MADHD Ep20 | Reading Reddit StoriesMike and Dylan debut their hilarious new segment "The OTHER SIDE" with an absolutely unhinged tale about a husband's nightmare experience at his wife's ultrasound appointment. After reading a standard AITA about a pregnant woman refusing to tell her husband their baby's gender after he skipped appointments, the guys flip the script with Mike's outrageous fictional explanation from the husband's perspective - featuring a wife who becomes inappropriate during doctor visits, leaving her horrified spouse making excuses to avoid future appointments.Between gut-busting laughs that repeatedly derail their reading, the guys tackle workplace drama involving a child-hating...
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Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaThe PETTIEST Neighbor Fight EVER | MADHD Ep19 |Mike and Dylan celebrate the growth of the podcast with a special thank you episode dedicated to reading all the submissions from their website. Between revealing they've ranked on New Zealand's comedy charts (higher than in the US) and announcing a possible shift to more advice-focused content, the guys tackle listener questions including a polyamorous fan requesting "more gay drama" and Mike sharing his infamous Yu-Gi-Oh! story about tickling a 400-pound man with Parkinson's during a card tournament confrontation.The conversation takes its trademark detours through Mike's father-in-law being accused of hanging a noose that turned out...
2025-06-0256 min
Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaPublic Pee Kinks, Babysitter Scams, and Cannibalism Plans | MADHD Ep18 |To see the photo mentioned in the podcast head over to r/MADHD We also share embarrassing photos of "Bieber Mike" and Dylan's "Fuck You, I'm Drunk" encounter with Greensboro Police.Mike and Dylan return to their Reddit storytelling roots with an absolutely unhinged episode tackling some of the most bizarre AITA posts yet, including a husband with a public urination kink who's been banned from his sister-in-law's wedding. Between fits of laughter that repeatedly derail their reading, the guys debate the ethics of revealing infidelity to adult children, with Mike insisting "especially if your kids are...
2025-05-3044 min
Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaWhen Life Gets Real - A Different Kind of Episode | MADHD Ep17 |We've decided to do a different format for this episode due to some family events. Just 90 minutes before recording, Mike's wife's stepfather experienced a serious medical emergency where his heart stopped completely. Instead of our usual Reddit stories and advice-giving, we took this opportunity to have a more raw and personal conversation about mortality, family, and what really matters in life.During this episode, we share our perspectives on death and the afterlife, with Mike questioning traditional religious concepts while Dylan recommends "The Midnight Gospel" for its thoughtful take on loss. We still find our way into...
2025-05-2840 min
Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaAccidental Proposals, Therapist Flashing, and Mike's Fight Chronicles | MADHD Ep16 | Reading Reddit TIFUTo see the photos mentioned in the podcast head over to our subreddit r/MADHDMike and Dylan shift from "Am I The Asshole" to "Today I F*cked Up" stories in this chaotic episode, tackling everything from a couple's accidental Home Depot engagement to an unfortunate therapist flashing incident on Zoom. Between advice segments, the guys debate the merits of "I see red" fighting philosophies while Mike shares unfiltered details about his elementary and middle school fighting career - including the time he windmilled his way through his first victory with his eyes completely closed, only...
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Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaBUILDING PYRES For Child Predators?! | MADHD Ep15 |Mike and Dylan tackle a disturbing letter about a boyfriend refusing to enforce a restraining order against his abusive mother in this hard-hitting episode. With appropriate trigger warnings for sexual assault content, the guys don't hold back their passionate takes on protecting children and establishing firm boundaries with toxic family members. Between Dylan's measured advice about using legal resources and Mike's fiery suggestion to "build pyres" for child predators, listeners get two distinct perspectives on handling family trauma.The conversation takes wild detours through government assistance reform, Mike's childhood experiences with CPS investigations, and Dylan's wife's extreme...
2025-05-231h 10
Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaPOOP Knife - A Reddit Hall Of Fame Story | MADHD Ep 14 |Mike and Dylan dive into the Reddit Hall of Fame with the infamous "Poop Knife" story about a family's unusual bathroom tool, launching them into unfiltered discussions about childhood misconceptions and embarrassing bodily functions. From Dylan's first "shart" experience at age seven to Mike's workplace disaster at 27, the guys hold nothing back while exploring those moments when you realize your family's habits weren't as normal as you thought.The conversation takes unexpected turns through Mike's shocking revelation about living with a broken septic tank where "shit would come through the shower drain," forcing his family to use...
2025-05-2141 min
Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaThe HAUNTING in the Trailer Park - Sparkling Man | MADHD Ep13 |Mike shares his bone-chilling lifelong haunting in this terrifying episode, revealing how a mysterious eyeless old woman has been visiting him at night since childhood. The horror began in a North Carolina trailer park when neighborhood kids told stories about a disabled man who burned alive, and that very night Mike awoke to find a skinless, burned man lying in his bed. His brother even heard the man's raspy breathing, confirming this wasn't just a nightmare.The hauntings intensified with crowds of ghostly figures appearing in the bathroom doorway, led by a bald man who would part...
2025-05-1954 min
Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaWe're SPLITTING Up! | MADHD Ep12 |Mike and Dylan announce their new concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" while explaining why they're keeping both shows running - one for rambling stories and one for straight-to-the-point advice. Between sharing intense workplace stories about a Cuban supervisor who invited Mike to sleep with his wife and a creepy coworker who pinned another employee to a car, the guys tackle tough topics like racism within families and the struggle between career advancement and quality time with kids.The episode takes a surprising turn with a discussion about American political division, with both hosts agreeing that only a...
2025-05-161h 01
Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama45 DAYS in JAIL for Something I DIDN'T DO | MADHD Ep11 |Mike reveals the truth behind his criminal history in this jaw-dropping episode, including how his brother framed him for calling in a bomb threat, getting arrested at school in front of everyone, and spending 45 days in jail for something he didn't do. The story takes a wild turn when Mike explains how a fight with his brother led to an "assault on a handicapped person" charge that haunted his job applications for years - even though his brother wasn't actually handicapped.Between shocking revelations about stealing copper and dumpster diving for food as a child, Mike shares...
2025-05-141h 03
Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaWhy The World Needs an ALIEN INVASION - Mother's Day Confessions | MADHD Ep10 |Mike and Dylan celebrate Mother's Day by recording a podcast while their wives sleep and tackling the age-old question: who would win in a fight between 100 Americans and 100 British people? Between sharing their unfiltered proposal stories (Mike had a PEE STAIN on their first date) and debating whether Met Gala celebrities are just rich people creating fake adversity, the guys dive into parenting challenges when Mike catches his son lying about getting banned on Roblox.The conversation takes unexpected turns through NASCAR invitations, Dave Chappelle's comedy greatness, and what happens when an 8-year-old says something they shouldn't...
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Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaHR Didn't Find My TikTok Joke Funny| MADHD Ep9 |Mike's running on fumes after hospital visits with his son, but that doesn't stop the guys from tackling five listener submissions that range from workplace nightmares to lesbian revenge plots. A guy debates starting his own roadside assistance business to escape his beer-guzzling boss, while a technician discovers she's likely the mistress of a man who keeps sending cryptic face snaps instead of actual communication.The episode peaks with an epic tale of methodical revenge where a woman slowly destroys her cheating ex's prized truck. Between advice segments, Mike shares how he got fired for sexual harassment...
2025-05-0943 min
Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaCat Turds and Accountability - When Revenge Gets Cold | MADHD Ep8 |Mike and Dylan tackle the difference between legitimate struggles and chronic excuse-making in this unfiltered episode. A listener seeking advice gets a reality check from the guys, who pull no punches about the importance of taking accountability when life deals you a rough hand. Mike shares personal stories about his own journey from making excuses to owning his choices, including insights from his box shop days and content creation struggles.The episode takes a hilarious turn with an Am I the Asshole story about a guy who discovers his ex's cheating through abandoned Facebook login info and...
2025-05-081h 03
Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaThe Ex... Roommate Standoff | MADHD Ep7 |Mike and Dylan return with their unfiltered takes on relationship drama and workplace chaos, starting with a bizarre situation where a guy's girlfriend gave her sister's family keys to his apartment while he was away. The hosts dive into whether it's ever okay to kick out an ex who's "figuring things out" after a breakup, while sharing their own experiences with awkward living situations and rekeyed locks.Between advice segments, the guys swap stories about their professional lives, with Mike recounting his adventures at the "gladiator school" box shop—including the time he caught a supervisor in a...
2025-05-051h 14Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaWarm Mayonnaise and 9/11 Moonpies | MADHD Ep6 |Mike gives advice on sex. That should be enough to make you not watch this episodeYou can listen to the more concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for.SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com...
2025-05-021h 13Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaNew Shoes vs. Paying Bills - When Promises Get Complicated | MADHD Ep5 |In this rollercoaster episode of Mike and Dylan Hate Drama, the guys dive deep into the financial strain that happens when promises collide with reality. After opening up about their unexpected podcast success (despite platforms cutting their monetization), they tackle two juicy advice submissions.First, they help a kitchen worker dealing with a cranky coworker who's determined to make everyone's life miserable, exploring the perfect balance between uppercuts and understanding. Then they untangle a marriage dispute over $200 shoes promised as a graduation gift – when the bills come due first.Between advice segments, Mike shares candid re...
2025-04-301h 10Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaGetting MAD Over Sports | MADHD Ep4 |We explain why in the beginning of the podcast. We talk about what do you do when your husband's entire personality depends on whether the Carolina Hurricanes win or lose?Between passionate debates about what makes a true sports fan ("If you like a team that's not from your state, you're a liar!") and Mike's brutally honest solution to hockey-induced mood swings ("Show him dem tiddies - what in life has happened where a tiddy didn't fix it?"), this episode delivers the unfiltered advice you never knew you needed.The conversation veers wildly from sports...
2025-04-2924 minMike and Dylan HATE! DramaGrowing Up Without A Father-A Mike Lore Episode | MADHD Ep3 |In this raw, unfiltered episode of Mike and Dylan Hate Drama, Mike rips open the vault of childhood trauma and serves it with a side of inappropriate laughter. Buckle up as he unleashes the chaotic saga of growing up with not one, not two, but THREE father figures who were less than savory characters—complete with stories of sleeping in tents and discovering his real dad was a 72-year-old heroin enthusiast who managed to overdose before they could ever meet.Between hilarious tangents about social media monetization struggles and Dylan's superior audio equipment knowledge, Mike shares how he...
2025-04-251h 10
Mike and Dylan HATE! DramaWhen The Sugar Daddy Wants His Sugar!! | MADHD Ep2 |Therapy might cost you an arm and a leg, but Mike and Dylan's chaotic wisdom comes absolutely free. In their unhinged comedy podcast "Mike and Dylan Hate Drama" (M.A.D.H.D), these two best friends dive headfirst into the internet's most juicy problems—whether you asked them to or not.Each episode features these lovable idiots tackling listener-submitted dilemmas with the confidence of men who've made every possible mistake in life and lived to tell about it. Are your in-laws crossing boundaries with your kids? Did your cousin blow through a million dollars from her su...
2025-04-2153 minMike and Dylan HATE! DramaWhen Your BFF Bangs Your Ex | MADHD Ep1 |Therapy is expensive. Life advice from Mike and Dylan is free.In this episode, they give advice to 3 people. From asking someone out, to a best friend dating an ex, These best friends unpack and dissect real-life drama submissions from listeners, offering their raw, unedited advice that's equal parts helpful and hysterically inappropriate.From decoding whether that barista is actually flirting with you, to handling neighbors who "borrow" your expensive tools without returning them, to navigating the ultimate betrayal of a best friend dating your ex, Mike and Dylan tackle life's awkward moments...
2025-04-1840 min