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The Uncensored MomsS4, E5: Story Hour with MichelleTell Us How You Really FeelThe types of episodes that Vicki loves best. And you will too. Sit back, drive around town, fold that laundry, take that shower, whatever it is you happen to be doing, and enjoyyyyyy. Things we "tolerated" this week:The Studio on AppleTVThe House of My Mother by Shari FrankeGod of the Woods by Liz Moorexoxom&vSupport the showFor more d...2025-04-231h 26The Uncensored MomsS4, E3: TV! Books! and THC!Tell Us How You Really FeelLet's begin with a pop culture rundown: White Lotus!With Love, Meghan - let’s hear a clip!Anora!Chelsea Handler and a clip from her new book!Are you spending less in this political climate?Could you marry someone who is the complete opposite politically?Yes, kids, feel your feelings, cry but also, can you stop crying already?!Michelle might get fired from the PTO and as we always say here at the UMcast, failure is growth. 2025-03-201h 12The Uncensored MomsS4, E2: Goldilocks and the Three VibratorsTell Us How You Really FeelHave you seen Chappell Roan's carpool karaoke? You simply must. We listened to the Diabolical Lies episode about Lily Phillips and OMG do we have thoughts and feelings, and CLIPS! We highly recommend you listen and share your t&f with us. Story time: Goldilocks aka Michelle and the Three Vibrators - too hard, too soft, just right! Kids and sports and aggressive competition and now Vicki's cryingSpeaking of aggression: piñatas - we all hate them, yes? It's time to stop this...2025-03-061h 18The Uncensored MomsS4 E1: Let Them, Let UsTell Us How You Really FeelBreaks are good. But we're BACK! THINGS WE'RE LOVING: Beam Glow - $30 off!Hair, Skin, and Nails - fun to eat and seems to be working! xoxo, V & MSupport the showFor more details, make sure you're subscribed to our email list!Join the UMclub****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcastSlide into our email: theumcast@gmail.comSend us a voice or text...2025-02-111h 06The Uncensored MomsEmergency Episode: Post-Election EmotionsTell Us How You Really FeelHOW ARE YOU FEELING??We'd love to hear from you. Send us your post election thoughts, fears, questions, anything! - Record a voice note and email it to theumcast@gmail.comOr do it on our website: Send us a voice message here!Here is an offering of raw thoughts and feelings for our collective commiseration. We hope it helps a little. xoVicki and MichelleSupport the showFor more details, make s...2024-11-0749 minThe Uncensored MomsEp 169: A Season Finale! Tangents and the IckTell Us How You Really FeelWe’re still in a bad mood but nothing like talking about a hand job to perk us right up. Lots of sex tangents. It's like memory lane, you'll agree. We mention Natasha Bedingfield but we really meant Natalie Imbruglia. Ahem, our bad. Bedazzled - do you love that movie as much as we do? Also, Brendan Fraser was hot. Deviation count: 238Spam texts - Michelle went down the rabbit hole to investigate for ALL OF USVicki has a ne...2024-10-221h 00The Uncensored MomsEp 168: Solidarity in DespondencyTell Us How You Really FeelMoving our bodies every day is keeping us sane, mostly. Fully support. Perimenopause update from our resident 43 year old. It’s not great but together, we can handle it. Right? Tell us that’s right. Please. Stories from a trip to Georgia and lessons on visiting family, securing a rental car, and potential kid injuries. Another fight or flight moment. Have you listened to the Modern Love episode with Andrew Garfield yet? Did you cry or like, not at all? Team Vicki or Michelle? ...2024-10-151h 01The Uncensored MomsEp 167: Things We're HatingTell Us How You Really FeelLook, the things just kept popping up, taking charge of our emotions. And so, we’re calling this therapy as we process our most recently hated things together. Feel free to chime in! What are you hating lately? TWL: Michelle is loving her new jewelry cleaner - it’s a brush! And The Wild Robot movie - she LOVED. Vicki is loving the documentary Will and Harper on Netflix - so gooooood. AND the movie, My Old Ass, also so gooooood. Support the show2024-10-081h 06The Uncensored MomsEp 166: Pee Holes and The 69 TalkTell Us How You Really FeelLet’s take a trip to the urologist with Michelle. It’s like we’re right there with her. How long has it been since we’ve heard a Fasha story? Too long, we say. Thank goodness that ends right now. Vicki is a perma-grouch now and maybe that’s just how it’s gonna be. Anyone else feeling this way? Orrrr is this what they call depression? How much have you told your kids about sex? Did you forget to mention the classic, most favored [NOT...2024-10-011h 00The Uncensored MomsEp 165: Are Modern Conveniences Making Us Bored...and Boring?Tell Us How You Really FeelThe elimination, over decades, of all the things we have to busy or bother ourselves with, whether it be with housework, parenting, socializing, or work - maybe it’s flattening us into something really lame.How to Be Better Parents! - an exploration in understanding big feelings, the ones our kids are throwing at us and the ones we ourselves are feeling. Surprise! Vicki finished watching The Secret Lives on Mormon Wives so that’s your homework for this week so you can come back and tell us wh...2024-09-171h 02The Uncensored MomsEp 164: Birds of a FeatherTell Us How You Really FeelMaybe it's best to just let the show be a fun surprise. Like, Pandora's Box! Or a box of chocolates! TWL: Michelle is loving Tell Me Lies on HuluVicki is loving Golden Hour by Anthropologie Support the showFor more details, make sure you're subscribed to our email list!Join the UMclub****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcast Slide into our email: theumcast@gmail.com Send us a voice or text message here! Like an...2024-09-101h 16The Uncensored MomsEp 163: Let’s Talk About Sex, BabeTell Us How You Really FeelMichelle and Vicki talk a little about what its like to be sick these days, what living with cats is really like, how donating plasma is actually super chill, how trying new things doesn’t mean you can’t change your mind, why putting your partner down in front of friends can be sticky, and that talking about sex with your partner should be normalized. Thing We’re Loving: Michelle is loving American Murder: Laci Peterson on NetflixVicki is NOT loving Pieces of Her on Netflix...2024-09-031h 13The Uncensored MomsEp 162: Pennies for My Plasma? Yes, Please!Tell Us How You Really FeelLet’s kick this off with a mom anxiety moment complete with a phone call to school. And saying we’re sorry is sometimes ok, especially when it comes to chicken wings?We got our ears pierced at Claire’s and made a new friend? Also, should these holes still hurt?Michelle tried something new and unique! She’s only half way through the process of plasma donation, yes, plasma donation. They pay money for plasma! Name all your tattoos without laughing, we dare you...2024-08-271h 00The Uncensored MomsEp 161: Sensitive Bladders and Sensible AdviceTell Us How You Really FeelWe talk about going to back to school, the emotions of buying a new car, Michelle’s new potential diagnosis, Vicki’s new beauty routine, and we host a fun pop culture round up! Things We’re Loving: Vicki is loving her new workout routine. Listen for the details! Michelle is loving Emily in Paris - first 4 episodes are out on Netflix now! Support the showFor more details, make sure you're subscribed to our email list!Join the UMclub****2024-08-201h 02The Uncensored MomsEp 160: I Cried in Sky ZoneTell Us How You Really FeelIt’s just another week of fun and nonsense over here. A surprising amount of bodily function discussion and if that makes your squeamish, maybe this is exactly what you need. Ya know? Meandering stories, you betcha. Laugh out loud moments, guaranteed. Did one of us cry, absolutely. The night terror trick that actually works! A fun political letter from a listener and our fun responseTWL: Vicki is loving (has been loving) the Olympics!!! She is also loving her ne...2024-08-131h 03The Uncensored MomsEp 159: No Secrets and No SleepTell Us How You Really FeelKeeping secrets from family. Kids vs Adults, and parenting is relentless, yes?Night terrors just won’t let up. Switching gears right into the Brazilian bikini wax and Michelle’s new guest in the room. Politics! This is how it’s gonna be babies, allll the way to November. Settle on in. TWL: Vicki is loving James by Percival EverettMichelle is loving the Fiera Luxury ConcealerSupport the showFor more details, make sure yo...2024-08-0656 minThe Uncensored MomsEp 158: Isn't It Lovely?Tell Us How You Really FeelKicking it off with summer vacation thingsAnswering all the questions! UMcast Anonymous: How are we surviving financially during this time of inflation and specifically in San Diego, CA??Questions from Instagram: What female literary characters do we most identify with? What are we looking forward to watching in the summer Olympics? How do we feel about Kamala? TWL: Michelle is loving Lake TahoeVicki is loving Hoarder House Flippers on HuluSupport...2024-07-3056 minThe Uncensored MomsEp 157: Pillow Talkin’Tell Us How You Really FeelSleep diaries and modesty Cleaning diariesEverything is too expensiveThe cult of faux ear bandages Social media sobriety updatePrime Day InfluencedTrust the clock to get more doneCommunication ist gutWe knew Biden would before he did…might as well talk politics while we’re on a rollTWL: We’re both loving Presumed Innocent on AppleTV but you should wait til the whole season is out because waiting for new episodes is torture.Michelle is lov...2024-07-231h 31The Uncensored MomsEp 156: Semi [Social Media] SoberTell Us How You Really FeelHow long can one last without the instagram app? And what happens to us when we’re not being influenced all day long? TBD. Trips and new jobs! Fasha stories, our collective favorite! Potty mouths, poop, pets, OH MY. TWL: Vicki is loving SUMMER!Michelle is loving Ryan Trahan’s Penny Series on YouTubeAnd finally, let’s talk about Michelle’s new piece of jewelry. Support the showFor more details, make sure you're su...2024-07-161h 11The Uncensored MomsEp 155: Acting on Our FeelingsTell Us How You Really FeelSo, that debate was subpar. Sigh. But we’re reminding ourselves what this election is REALLY about. And why we must vote our principles regardless of who is the candidate. An UMcast Movie Review: Inside Out 2 We reference the podcast “Inside Out of Teen Emotions with Dr. Lisa Damour” by The Holderness Family PodcastUMcast Anonymous: What has been Michelle’s process with finding daycare/nanny/childcare for Shay? Advice please!TWL: Michelle is loving Presumed Innocent on AppleTVVicki is loving a good In...2024-07-021h 00The Uncensored MomsEp. 154: Sweatin’ for PrideTell Us How You Really FeelMichelle’s FIL is coming to visit and wait, are our parents getting old??Also, are we enabling our partners, sons, all the men? Teaching them to not know or notice anything? Where is the balance for all of us? A bullying win at summer camp…mostly. Do we get embarrassed ever? We’re not sure, honestly. FACT CHECK: The NCAA swimmer we’re referring to is Lia Thomas, because yeah, we never mentioned her name somehow. And it wasn’t an Olympic ruling, it...2024-06-181h 07The Uncensored MomsEp. 153: Same Day ServiceTell Us How You Really FeelTales from Vegas and a High School Reunion. Bowen Yang got some advice from Tina Fey, now he, AND WE, are struggling with it: Is authenticity actually dangerous?? TWL:Michelle is loving Sociopath by Patric GagneVicki is loving her tank tops from, sorry, Amazon - she got a size LargeSupport the showFor more details, make sure you're subscribed to our email list!Join the UMclub****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcast Slide i...2024-06-111h 00The Uncensored MomsEp 152: Corrupt! A Disgrace!Tell Us How You Really FeelSummer is HERE! Are we excited?Is marriage even necessary? Maybe once but to do it again? See: Bennifer. Who the guiltiest boy?? The most guilty little poop face boy? It’s Trump! How are we feeling about it? Anxious children. We were them, we have them, we love them. Let’s go back to some hilarious comments on GOMI about Michelle’s old blog. She’s got a rebuttal ready. And it involves food stamps at Whole Foods. Remember inappropr...2024-06-041h 16The Uncensored MomsEp 151: Semi Sober StoriesTell Us How You Really FeelLet’s go back in time to Michelle’s baptism Shopping carts - how do you put them away?Greeting cards and goodie bags - to do or not to do?We went to concerts recently and just really want to talk about them. Michelle is on a “semi sober curious journey” - let’s check in on that with a question from a listener. Vicki’s kid went to sex ed this week and the collective response surprised her entirely. Another...2024-05-281h 19The Uncensored MomsEp. 150: I Was a Bit of a Karen...AgainTell Us How You Really FeelBladder queens, at your service. Michelle is sober curious, except when she’s not at all.Concerts are cool, you should go to one. Also, boy bands. And hotties of the 2000s. It was a time. Regarding the sad case of a dumbass NFL kicker: “A Bear Would Never Say This”Vicki got a new/old car and yep, change is still invigorating! Fasha wants Michelle to produce a YouTube channel for him. Should she? “I was a bit of a Karen”...2024-05-211h 17The Uncensored MomsEp. 148: But Is the Bear Hot?Tell Us How You Really FeelHi, it’s early so there’s really no telling what’s coming up this week. Godspeed to all of us. Topics include, but are not limited to: PTA/PTO stress and responsibilityAdopting a foreign accent Anne Hathaway probably doesn't care if we like herOur funerals Michelle’s Community Service Cops - and a fun callback (aka internal allusion) to the Anne Hathaway partMan or Bear? Voting and buying books - they’re the same! “The Idea of You”...2024-05-081h 01The Uncensored MomsEp. 147: Add ‘Em to the List of People I Don’t LikeTell Us How You Really FeelHow do we approach friends with regret or concerns about our behavior? When we feel like something needs to be addressed, how do we do it with compassion and love? And then how do we respond with the same generosity - because we must. Support friends, support their endeavors. Vicki started a new podcast about her city - if you’d like to follow, find it wherever you get your podcasts: People of VistaFrustrations with your spouse - how long can / should we hold it in?2024-04-301h 03The Uncensored MomsEp 145: It’s Always About the SexTell Us How You Really Feel**A warning that we mention baby loss in the beginning of this episode. Right out of the gate, lots of sex talk - and surprise, Vicki gets super uncomfortable?Sharing our children’s accomplishments on the internet. Can we brag about our kids online? Should we? What stops or propels us to do so?THANK YOU for all the voicemails on last week’s show! We appreciate them. This leads us into…Tales from the drive-thru lines. Road rules - stay safe out th...2024-04-161h 02The Uncensored MomsEp 144: We're Not Feeling GuiltyTell Us How You Really FeelStarbucks mornings with kids - do you or don’t you? Are you and your partner taking solo trips with friends? We think it’s very important to make time for our separate selves, even inside of a relationship/family. Vicki visited the land of Twilight, yes, Bella and Edward were there. Michelle will never tire of Alcatraz, never. We’re sharing some travel recs and reviews from the California coast and Olympic peninsula for ya! AirBNB communication can be hit or miss. And either...2024-04-091h 15The Uncensored MomsEp 142: Knees Together, Ankles Out - A Conversation with Labor & Birth Doula, Carrie VisalliTell Us How You Really FeelIt’s Doula Day! We are spending some time with Carrie Visalli, a childbirth doula here in San Diego County. She has worked with 38 mothers, 38 brand new babies. She is empathic, experienced, knowledgable, a literal birth superstar. Let’s learn about that doula life together, yes? Male participation encouraged. But first, a story from the rough streets of Michelle’s neighborhood. We start with the birth story that led Carrie to seek out Doula certification. We discuss the ups and downs of being a birth doula: the beauti...2024-03-191h 30The Uncensored MomsEp 141: A Podcast by Any Other NameTell Us How You Really FeelWould a podcast by any other name sound as sweet? We ponder the origins of our podcast name and whether it still holds up. It’s sometimes good to reflect back on your choices - you might be surprised by the feelings that come up! We’re Moms, it’s official. Moms at Target. All the moms, all of us, we’re in this together. But really, how do you pronounce Brene Brown? Michelle is reading Rising Strong for work and she has a question for all of us: D...2024-03-121h 00The Uncensored MomsEp 140: Ya Reap What Ya SowTell Us How You Really FeelThe most important debate: Red Vines vs. Twizzlers - WEIGH INWe’re taking a walk down memory lane today - what shows and stores did you love as as kid? Mervyns? Obviously. In Living Color? Yes.Another blast from the past - Chet Dave is back! A new and surprising update popped into Michelle’s inbox this week. If you don’t know who Chet Dave is, go listen to episode 101 to get the full story. UMcast Anonymous Q: Having family come and visit/help b...2024-03-051h 08The Uncensored MomsEp 139: Let Us Not Compare, Let Us Marvel InsteadTell Us How You Really FeelHave you tried muscle testing? Michelle, not surprisingly, is very familiar. Vicki had to look it up and still is on the fence about it. Then, aliens, mediums, reincarnation, and someone called Abraham Hicks, speaking in tongues. Vicki is learning a lot this week.IF you know about any of these things, we’d LOVE to hear your stories! Leave us a message - CLICK HERE to anonymously share! But like, for real.We both asked our husbands THE SAME QUESTION last week and the an...2024-02-271h 01The Uncensored MomsEp 134: Camping and The Year of NoTell Us How You Really FeelHappy New Year!Periods, perimenopause, hormones, acne, and moods kicking us off this week. But let’s talk about camping, shall we? Did Michelle like it? What are her takeaways and would she do it again??An interlude for a few memes courtesy of Vicki’s kids. And finally, our intentions for 2024. Plugging The Animal Pad - a San Diego dog rescue that we support wholly. TWL: Vicki is loving prioritizing quality time with her girlfriendsMichelle is l...2024-01-091h 00The Uncensored MomsEp. 133: Ah, the Week of Pause...and Paws!Tell Us How You Really FeelDays off as a working mother and the turmoil they bring. Giving ourselves permission to do what we want - and giving permission to others when they need it. Where were you when you heard Colorado said No Sir to Humpty Dumpty Trumpty? We were both in our kitchens surprisingly. But here’s a clip from another podcast (shoutout: The Run-Up) that exhibits how the evangelical peeps feel so tied to Trump. It kinda scared us. Michelle is getting a puppy! Joyous day. Let’s disc...2023-12-261h 00The Uncensored MomsEp 128: EMDR Part 7 - Ostracized in Middle SchoolTell Us How You Really FeelOur apologies for the political / current event intro but we kept it in the name of being uncensored. But if you’re not in the right head space, feel free to skip ahead 7 mins or so. Middle School was hard for most of us, yes? Let's do some healing for that pre-teen baby heart. TWL: Michelle is loving her new bracelet - one with an M for Michelle to honor herself on the daily Vicki is loving her new hip pack from Fjallraven - bi...2023-11-141h 04The Uncensored MomsEp 127: EMDR Therapy Part 6 - Family Dynamics, Loss, and a Murder TrialTell Us How You Really FeelThis week, we discuss kids with night terrors, the resolution of Michelle’s biggest therapy target (TW: baby loss), Vicki’s revelation on addressing the murder she witnessed, and the relatable trouble of complicated family dynamics. TWL: Michelle is loving her cami/bra from Free PeopleVicki is loving her new lip crayon Maybelline Super Stay in Reach HighSupport the showFor more details, make sure you're subscribed to our email list!Join the UMclub****Follow alon...2023-11-071h 08The Uncensored MomsEp 126: EMDR Part 5 - Uncensored Motherhood in TherapyTell Us How You Really Feel**Trigger Warning: Baby loss**It’s a real mom kind of week over here. In therapy, we talked about: Vicki’s first birth story - an experience that for years, she couldn’t talk about without crying. Michelle’s baby loss - all the big, conflicting emotions that come when presented with such a difficult situationAnother warning, we talk a good bit about Britney’s memoir and there are some spoilers. TWL: Michelle is loving a movie called The Burial2023-10-311h 09The Uncensored MomsEp 123: EMDR Therapy Part 2 - It's OK to Be YouTell Us How You Really FeelWelcome back to the EMDR Therapy Sessions with Vicki and Michelle. Sounds fun, right!?We start with a voicemail from last week - another therapy gal starts her journey. We’re taking you through each trauma - the abridged version, not to worry - and how we’re experiencing them so differently now. We end with another voicemail - an Uncensored Win, no less. TWL: Vicki is loving One Piece on Netflix - watch it with your kids, maybe slightly older kids? SO g...2023-10-1058 minThe Uncensored MomsEp 122: Our EMDR Therapy Journey - Part 1Tell Us How You Really FeelVicki and Michelle go over their first therapy appointments together. What were they so afraid of anyway? TWL: Michelle is loving Cody Rigsby’s new book: XOXOVicki is loving her new sweatshirt from PoshmarkSupport the showFor more details, make sure you're subscribed to our email list!Join the UMclub****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcast Slide into our email: theumcast@gmail.com Send us a voice or text message here! 2023-10-0356 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 119: REPLY ALL for FREE BOTOXTell Us How You Really FeelThe journey to therapy has initiated! Stay tuned, you’re all coming with us. Michelle got botox for free and now she’s never upset! We went to a concert together and thought we’d be in bed by 10pm - that was funny. A trolley tale. And you might think we’re just two assholes talking shit and that’s because WE ARE. Some mom moments this week, the takeaway: Our babies still need us - no matter the age. And thank goodness for that. 2023-09-0841 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 118: This One Feels a Little Too HonestTell Us How You Really FeelThis week we're talking money, career vs sahm life, self-worth, TRUSTING in ourselves. We're feeling very vulnerable and well, we just hope you can relate. TWL: Michelle is loving her couch cushion covers - save the fabric, save the tears!Vicki is loving looking forward to things - like Disneyland! ****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcastSlide into our email: theumcast@gmail.comText us or Leave a voicemail: 442-222-1020Like and Subscribe on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@theumcast*Created by Vicki Henry and Michelle DixonMusic by Ariel LevineSupport the show...2023-09-011h 07
The Uncensored MomsEp 117: Don't Take Us Out to the BallgameTell Us How You Really FeelIt’s Vicki’s birthday!! This is entirely irrelevant to the episode but she wants you to know. She’s 42 now. Did you know Intervention is still on!? Also, what happened when Michelle took drugs last week? Cheating dreams strike again! Spouses to commence apologies. And then a REAL cheating tale. What would YOU do?Baseball game shenanigans. Another What Would You Do scenario. Tampons - to flush or not to flush? Chimp Nation made my child cry. Trauma vs. Resilience: Are trigger warnings doing more damage than good? As always, the answer...2023-08-251h 03
The Uncensored MomsEp 116: Don't Neglect Your Jaw Muscles!Tell Us How You Really FeelDo you have an ugly cry face? We think you should own it, like Kim K! It’s Back to School time and WE ARE READY! Everyone say YAY.Michelle has a really good chili recipe. Get your notepads ready!Just a little throwback reminder if you haven’t heard this one: toe licking surprise in Episode 94: Being Uncensored is a Kindness to YourselfTWL: Michelle is loving her tongue scraper - MmmmVicki is loving her new Skims underwear! Like, they’re amazing, no cap. Fits Everybody High Waist ThongWe also mentioned @koshaspa and @j...2023-08-1855 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 115: Too Woke is Not a Real ThingTell Us How You Really FeelFamily vacations, any vacation - are you going to the same place every year? Or do you prefer to try new things? Babies - does your uterus twinge with every newborn you see? Yeah, Vicki either. Speaking of babies…and bodies. Let’s not say pre-baby body or post-baby body anymore. It’s just a body, your body, your amazing, magical body. And Just Like That aka Sex and the City - we have a lot to say about this season, let’s get into it. Let Trans people live, let all the peop...2023-08-1159 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 114: We Matter NotTell Us How You Really FeelMichelle had a birthday and immediately embraced an old lady skin care regime.First up! It was Michelle, with the skateboarder, at the Cheesecake Factory - let’s get into it. Are you intervening in bothersome situations? Or is Michelle the only one ready to save us all?Like in this story where a lifeguard asks a mom to “cover up” her toddler’s “nudity”!!!??? wtf.Then there was the breastfeeding mom in the lazy river…AND there was a teen in Nebraska who is in jail for…using abortion pills OR for trying to di...2023-07-281h 00
The Uncensored MomsEp 113: When Vicki Met Andy...Cohen! And Other MysteriesTell Us How You Really FeelLet’s get into it. The tale of the day that Vicki met Andy Cohen. She took the kids to Dude Perfect too - are your kids as obsessed??Mysteries of the World - it’s a NEW segment! 1. An Alabama woman disappears and then, reappears! Magic trick? 2. “Not real” people on airplanes - no snakes to be found anywhereMichelle is teaching her kids about recycling and wow, are they about to be IN THE MONEY. Do you listen to us on Spotify? If so, you can comment directly on any episode! Let’s al...2023-07-211h 01
The Uncensored MomsEp 112: Can Men and Women Really Be Friends?Tell Us How You Really FeelSummer break is in full swing - how are we all doing?Please allow this camping interlude - do you about that camp life?Michelle went to therapy - without Vicki. Now she’s jealous and taking notes.Reflecting on past episodes through the listener reactions - kinda like a Q&A?Michelle reads new family texts! Vicki’s favorite kind of segment. A Question for all of us: Can hetero women and men be friends? We’re talking hanging out all the time, best friend, telling secrets to each other friends. Michel...2023-07-141h 11
The Uncensored MomsEp 111: We're Not Here to Judge, Just ObservingTell Us How You Really FeelVicki spilled her coffee and ended up with brown stains all over her clothes. Michelle went to a birthday party and encountered brown stains of a different kind. Both moments were so traumatic, we called a therapist! Actually. We felt very naked and afraid. And other stories! TWL: Vicki is loving the movie Flamin’ Hot on HuluMichelle is loving Pressed Juicery - same day delivery goodness****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcastSlide into our email: theumcast@gmail.comText us or Leave a voicemail: 442-222-1020Like and Subscribe on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@theu...2023-06-3056 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 110: When's the Last Time You Lied?Tell Us How You Really Feel1. Are you worried about tech privacy? We clearly, are not. 2. ChetDave makes an appearance. Can we unsubscribe?3. We apologize for the Trump mention but like, people still like him or something? 4. Moving is an ordeal, huh?5. When was the last time you lied to someone?6. Can we start saying/using BPE - Big Pussy Energy. It’s v applicable. 7. Do you have old notes and photos from middle and high school? KIT, stay cool, and you better W/B, circle Y or N8. This leads us to a very important UMcast initiative: #um...2023-06-231h 04
The Uncensored MomsEp 109: Married Conversations - Michelle & Verner Discuss his Brain TumorTell Us How You Really FeelMichelle and Verner discuss his brain tumor and the 2 year anniversary of his surgery to have it removed. They talk about how they discovered the tumor, what they chose to do to address it, how the surgery went, and where they are today. ****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcastSlide into our email: theumcast@gmail.comText us or Leave a voicemail: 442-222-1020Like and Subscribe on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@theumcast*Produced & Edited by Vicki Henry and Michelle DixonMusic by Ariel LevineSupport the showFor more details, make su...2023-06-161h 06
The Uncensored MomsEp 108: StorytellingTell Us How You Really FeelPride storiesKids storiesMoms are crying storiesCorporate storiesFamily planning stories - comes from a listener questionTWL:Michelle is loving her a life with no UTIs, all thanks to her new Cranberry Extract + UT Probiotic comboVicki is loving her permanent jewelry - a darling gold bracelet****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcastSlide into our email: theumcast@gmail.comText us or Leave a voicemail: 442-222-1020Like and Subscribe on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@theumcast*Produced & Edited by Vicki Henry and Michelle DixonMusic by Ariel LevineSupport the showFor more details, ma...2023-06-0952 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 107: Budgets SchmudgetsTell Us How You Really FeelWhen someone asks us about Covid these days, it’s like, who? I’m sorry, never heard of her. Budgets and spouses! Always a super fun and friendly chat. We play out a conversation with Chet’s wife “Sabrina” in a quest to decide the age old question: In a cheating scenario, do you tell the other person? Have you told? Have you BEEN TOLD? Oh, the conundrum!The podcast world has changed and these days, social media feels essential for promotion - for the record, it’s really hard to try and be conte...2023-06-021h 10
The Uncensored MomsEp 103: We're Tired and CryingTell Us How You Really FeelA peek into Michelle’s middle school journal - spread love but also, nothing matters. More on the Chet/Dave saga - Michelle talked to the principal, AND to OTHER educational professionals….things are getting officially official. When you go to a David Sedaris show and you love it but you’re like really tired…There was a real school lockdown last week at Vicki’s kids’ school. And the things the kids said about it after made us cry. New Segment Alert!: Uncensored ParentingIs spontaneous gift giving just an annoying interruption when it come...2023-05-0559 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 101: Dudes Don't Get to Make Us Feel UncomfortableTell Us How You Really FeelHELLO! We’re wired today, people. Is there some adrenaline in the air this week?A question for our Canadian friends and neighbors about flags. Please weigh in, thank you. - Oh, wait, a quick interlude about religion. K. - Today’s story: Michelle tells us about a man who has been all up in her shit lately and we discuss what she needs to do about it. What is your take on this situation??Vicki went to the John Mayer concert (again) alone and it was a good time. Here’s why sh...2023-04-211h 07
The Uncensored MomsEp 100: Uncensored x 100Tell Us How You Really FeelIt’s the 100th episode!!! Let’s go back, WAY BACK, to how it all began. It’s the abridged version, don’t worry. And then we come to present day and how it’s grown and reached the edges of the earth! This reminds Michelle of Last of Us, somehow. We’re pretty sure this isn’t a spoiler. Let’s take a caller! Jacqueline from Indiana comes through with an important question about SEX. How much are we all really doing it?? And a virtual book club request - UM YES. This is hap...2023-04-141h 02
The Uncensored MomsEp 99: Let's Normalize Not Doing It AllTell Us How You Really FeelLet’s talk about Michelle’s work win! It somehow involves slapping someone around?How about a half-marathon update to boot? Pee stains, anyone? Vicki got a facial and now we’re talking about Mary and Joseph soaking. Every topic is a winding road. Vicki has a censored win this week. Sometimes, the nicest thing you can be is quiet. We open the mailbag to respond to a listener request! Peeing in public, do you hover or are you normal? TWL:Michelle is loving Unstable with Rob Schneider on NetflixVicki is loving Chatbo...2023-04-071h 02
The Uncensored MomsEp 97: Extra Nipples, PleaseTell Us How You Really FeelIt’s just us this week! Feels like home, yes? MmmmWould you tell someone they had food in their teeth??! This scenario will give us anxiety nightmares henceforth. Pretty sure we can call this an Uncensored Loss.Something Vicki is not loving - but really wanted to! It’s makeup, from Instagram. It’s called Merit. Womp, womp. We’re talking’ nipples! Nipple, people! Not areolas. Michelle had hers reconstructed during her latest boob job and we need to discuss the whole dang thing. How they looked, what the doctor did, how they are n...2023-03-2459 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 96: Donating Your Eggs Does Not End in an Orgasm, with Special Guest: Jamie LaskyTell Us How You Really FeelWe have a special guest this week! It’s our lovely, impressive, incredibly intelligent, fun friend, Jamie Lasky! Jamie shares her experience with donating her eggs, choosing not to be a mother, not to get married, and JUST HOW she got to feel so comfortable in her own skin. Pay attention, parents! We took notes. Uncensored Wins/Losses: * Michelle has a story about track suits and off-color remarks - it was a big L for her. * Vicki tells a story about THE POTUS! It’s not specifically a win or loss but we’r...2023-03-171h 07
The Uncensored MomsEp 92: Fight or Flight with Special Guest: Verner DixonTell Us How You Really FeelWe have an amazing guest this week: It’s Michelle’s husband and award winning realtor, Verner Dixon! We invited him on the pod to tell the tale of the time he heard a groan in the men’s locker room. It sounds innocuous but it was actually an emergency situation that put his reaction to the test. And all this to say, when any of us are confronted with a split second decision to make, do we fight or do we flight. Mixed results here on the pod today. Let’s dive in...2023-02-1755 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 90: 5 Things I've Never Told YouTell Us How You Really FeelAlternatively titled: Have I Ever Told You About the Time When…?Before we get to the 5 things, Vicki offers a medical update about Hank, using words we don’t know how to pronounce. TLDR: Mind your health, take Vitamin D, get a roommate. The things we’ve never told you, high level to tease your curiosity: 1. 12 year old Michelle has an abrasive encounter at the Del Mar Fair2. Vicki was working at the bank and bam, a robber! 3. Michelle’s senior trip to Palm Springs gets inappropriate4. Vicki used to work with David Sp...2023-02-031h 22
The Uncensored MomsEp 87: The Double Titty CommitteeTell Us How You Really FeelRaise your hand if you’ve had a boob job. Raise your hand if you’ve had two! And then call and tell us about it, woman. 442-222-1020If your hand is still in the air, go ahead and put it down to press play because you are in good company this week as we share an interview we did in honor of Michelle’s new boobs, round 2. We are joined by our friends, Ali and Amber, to discuss their boob job stories, in all their glory. Praise be unto thy plasti...2023-01-131h 03
The Uncensored MomsEp 85: All We Want for Christmas is to Leave the HospitalTell Us How You Really FeelKids are home from school, husbands are in the hospital, our cars are in the shop, luggage has been lost - it’s all happening! At least Michelle has finished her Christmas wrapping! Three cheers for the holidays. We keep the joy going and talk holiday traditions, gifting, plans, etc. Vicki is interviewing people at random now. She posts them on her new local blog called peopleofvista.com - this episode’s sponsor! Cheating dreams: the gift that keeps on giving, all year long if you’re Michelle - don’t worry, Verner a...2022-12-2357 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 83: The Travel Episode, Part 1 - How and Why We Sold it All to TravelTell Us How You Really FeelIt’s a travel episode! Could you, would you sell all your belongings to travel the world? To travel the country? To go on a grand adventure of any kind?We have both done exactly that at different times in our lives. Michelle traveled internationally for 6 months with her boyfriend. Vicki traveled domestically in an RV for 1 year with her husband and 2 kids. And we’re here to say that if you want to do something similar, you absolutely can! In this episode, we address the why and how of our experiences. How...2022-12-091h 04
The Uncensored MomsEp 82: Has Michelle Gone Full Karen?Tell Us How You Really FeelWe’re back! Thanksgiving is a thing of the past and now it’s officially the holidays! Did someone say Christmas carols?!Michelle was sick all last week and surprise, the cough lingers. Since everyone else is sick too, she’s here to make you feel seen. Grab a cough drop and settle in. Vicki’s Top 3 FAVORITE things about Montana in the winter. Ooh, it’s chilly. Giant flag poles in front yards? These are overkill, yes? Paging Michelle’s HOA…Karen aka Connie has some concerns.Flags and aggressive bumper stickers are t...2022-12-021h 00
The Uncensored MomsEp 81: Trips are for KidsTell Us How You Really FeelJob woes. Michelle has a new interim title. College woes. Vicki has a story about the time she was a jerk in Italian.Supporting our friends’ endeavors - promote one another, always. As such, this episode is sponsored by: Homes by Dixon on Instagram: @vernerdixon / homesbydixon@gmail.comFingers Crossed Co on Instagram: @Fingers.crossed.coWhen we make jokes that aren’t meant to offend but might actually offend…bummed.Aloha! Let’s talk honestly about traveling with young kids. It’s not a vacation, it’s a trip, an experience. Go with the flow, lo...2022-11-1854 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 77: Can We Talk About That?Tell Us How You Really FeelComing at you from our new HQ - Michelle’s new house! Will there be some construction noises? Survey says, most likely. Code Switching - we all do it. In real estate, with gender identity, in casual conversations, etc. Accommodating vs. Always making the point - it isn’t black and white and maybe that’s ok.Change is hard and making mistakes is a-ok and not a scary thing if we can just admit it, own it, apologize for it and commit to trying harder next time. We’re all human and we c...2022-09-3049 min
The Uncensored MomsEp. 72: Who Knows Where This GoesTell Us How You Really FeelWe took an 8 month break (and that's okay in our books!) but now we're back together.... IN PERSON. Vicki has completed her 10+ month U.S.A. RV Adventure and is finally back HOME.About 10 minutes into this episode, Michelle makes Vicki cry by forcing her to listen to an excerpt about having sons and how that's like a slow break-up. So, you know, something every mother wants to hear.We then speak about the Coronavirus (because who isn't?). Michelle spouts a lot of "facts" from CNN (who is she?). Bottom Line: We...2020-03-0651 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 71: The Muthafucken UMcastTell Us How You Really FeelSpoiler Alert: ABORTION TALK and TEARS!Why a break is necessary sometimes. And why we’ve been waiting ’til now to record an episode. Vicki is in Ohio and Michelle takes a moment to interview her about full-time travel. Will this trip ever end?? Is homeschool good? Bad? Abortion - still TOTALLY LEGAL and ALLOWED! Back off, anti-choicers. Is it sharing more personal stories that will change minds? We say “WHAT?” a whole lot. Michelle is a VIP, we know this. But now her community knows because she’s about to be the PRESID...2019-06-281h 10
The Uncensored MomsEp 70: Normalize Dads Being DadsTell Us How You Really FeelGetting back on the fitness track with my fitness pal app - not sponsored, excuse you. Where in the country is Vicki? Travel update commence. Adventures in National Parks, camping, hunting, neighbors, patriotism! #americaMichelle finally had a surgery she’s been waiting to have for years. Parenting woes. Duh. Michelle’s first solo trip since big life events and what happens when men fly solo with their OWN KIDS. Let’s normalize dads in action. MMMkay? Like, they don’t deserve a medal - though we can acknowledge that most men really like med...2019-04-0758 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 66: Phase 1Tell Us How You Really FeelWe recorded this yesterday, late in the evening. We talked and talked and talked. We cried and laughed and sat in silence together. This is the pre-story. The pre-processing explanation. This is all we could put out comfortably. There is another hour waiting to be let free. For that reason, it may feel a bit choppy and disjointed but it's as uncensored as we could be. There are moments when it felt like any other podcast episode and others when the deep hurt that Michelle is going through was heavy in the...2019-02-2235 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 62: Sex, Rugs, and Forever HomesTell Us How You Really FeelCHOCOLATE! Are we right?Baby sex reveal. Baby sex? That doesn’t sound right, but you get it. Speaking of sex. Let’s talk about having some in an RV, shall we??Also speaking of sex, rugs? Rugs. Choosing them, buying them, decorating your space with them. Vicki has a new nickname and look, don’t even say Vicki anymore. We’re all saying Kiki now, ok? Got it? Kiki. K, THANK YOU!“It’s the Keeks and Mish Show!”Naming the new baby. Mish is taking suggestions…text her. At all hours of the day...2019-01-181h 02
The Uncensored MomsEp 61: Reunion ShowTell Us How You Really FeelWhen babies become roommates and have opinions! Not cool. And clingy, they can be very clingy. Also! Michelle is pregnant! Let’s discuss. What is she having? We have some very telling clues that point to one sex over the other. Any guesses?What does it feel like to spend a whole lot of time in an RV? Vicki is back from her cross country trip and has THINGS TO SAY about it. The good news, she’s still the same person! Netflix every night, please. New travel changes shall be revealed! Real...2019-01-111h 09
The Uncensored MomsEp 60: Embrace the ChangeTell Us How You Really Feel“Embrace every day, even if it's a crappy moment. This is not our forever. It’s just a transition, a learning period and that's OK.“Change is hard, have we said this enough yet? Emotions are spilling over and life in reality is sometimes very different from the life of our expectations. And coming out of change better, different, is worth all the pain.Tales from the road trip. The app we use to get across the country and find places to sleep for the night is called All Stays. It’s super gr...2018-12-1453 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 59: Songs, Sex Dreams, and Social MediaTell Us How You Really FeelIt’s feeling Christmasy in here. Let’s sing! Trying new things is great, coming back home is also nice. We’re talking about using quality sound setups. Ahem. Michelle is moving and this is our last recording in the ol’ place. Ah, memories. New game! Reactions to Instagram “Wisdom” Sex dreams. Body image, body positivity, and social media. Dearest #umclubber Nadine gets a jingle. And a sexy husband shoutout. Hey-oh! @nadinerebeccaxoTales from the blogging days…why are people like this? Getting DRESSed in December = @dressember ! It starts Saturday, if you’re in the mood to d...2018-11-3057 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 58: On a ThursdayTell Us How You Really FeelIt’s a Thursday and we’re putting out an episode today, especially for you! It’s a little gritty but we’re a day early and feeling all accomplished about it. We’re talking recipes, gambling, travel, crude commentary, and the REAL story of Thanksgiving. Don’t forget to remind those you love that this is a mixed bag of a holiday, as are most of them, really. Here are some reads about that for ya brain and ya heart. The Real Story of Thanksgivinghttps://www.manataka.org/page269.htmlThanksgiving: The National Day...2018-11-2238 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 57: Ch Ch Ch ChangesTell Us How You Really FeelChildhood field trip memories - anyone else do a cool space one? Remember last week when we didn’t have an episode up because LIFE IS CRAZY RIGHT NOW!? If you want to have a silent auction one day, we spill the beans on all the details of Vicki’s experience. Michells has A HOUSE UPDATE of her own! Do we build up life milestones too much? Should we lower our expectations? Or are we just dead inside? ….Let’s talk about the BLUE WAVE! Instagram etiquette and the unfollowing of others. Just do...2018-11-1648 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 56: Words Mean Things - On BullyingTell Us How You Really FeelLet’s start with some adolescent poetry, shall we? On bullying and the devastating aftermath that can follow. Michelle made a BIG adult move this week. A first for her! A house/life/emotions update from Vicki. Do you ever feel left out? @busyphillips has a new book and it’s our pick for #theumcastreads this month! Empathy! Can it be taught or is it only something you’re born with? If you can learn it, do you need to go through the same type of situation OR, fingers crossed, can we make o...2018-11-0254 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 52: A Big, Huge AnnouncementTell Us How You Really FeelKavaNOPE. This fool. Let’s discuss how gross this whole Supreme Court nominee bullshit is. And in case you’re wondering, Michelle gets her news from Instagram and it’s actually a really great source! @JessicaYellinREMEMBER TO VOTE IN NOVEMBER!Opening ourselves up to being vocal about the things we believe in - especially to those closest to us. If we push the comfort levels, even a little, we can make a huge impact, collectively. Using our voices to promote equity takes practice and we might fail sometimes, but we must keep trying...2018-10-051h 01
The Uncensored MomsEp 51: The One Where We Both CryTell Us How You Really FeelWhen nothing matters but it also absolutely, 100 percent matters.Emotions are high, we make mistakes, we apologize. It’s messy sometimes. And, “It’s ok to be shitty sometimes.” An update from a few episodes ago, Michelle went to her aunt’s birthday party and there was a situation. A fun little shame story from Vicki when she was 19 and knew nothing about nothing and made awful decisions. She’s still mortified but ready to make amends. Conscience clearing . com - not an actual website that we know of but it should be. Let’s ch...2018-09-281h 04
The Uncensored MomsEp 49: Nobody Loves to Pull OutTell Us How You Really FeelGeography is hard, don’t judge. Church daycare with prayers - worth it for the cheap deal?Saying “bless you” - do you?Creepy men in grocery stores and trusting your intuition. Teaching kids about boundaries with their bodies, instilling that they have the right to decide who touches them and when. No means no is something we’re saying a lot, already. Michelle’s first glimpse of a penis, in a bus, on the freeway…Standing up for ourselves. Sexism is real. It’s everywhere. The sooner we acknowledge it, the sooner we can...2018-09-141h 01
The Uncensored MomsEp 48: Nothing Really MattersTell Us How You Really FeelAnxiety - it hath cometh. Depression - nice to see you again. Work woes that come and go. Making decisions and sticking with them - how hard is it?Kindergarten feelings are killing Vicki. It’s all too damn much. Doing a deep dive on the experience. Anyone else crying every day this school year??It’s cool though, she has a solution and it requires an RV and perhaps a road map.Headspace app was recommended to us recently so let’s all meditate together. Would you be comfortable acting in a sex...2018-09-071h 03
The Uncensored MomsEp 47: Mailbag, Etc.Tell Us How You Really FeelWhy no Hoon? - well, let’s let Michelle tell ya. This is a lesson to put in your pocket for later. Listener questions commence!1. Enneagram results - we just took the test for the first time2. Butt foreplay - are you in? That’s what she said. 3. What do we wish we had known about being pregnant? So very much. 4. What do we do for a living? This one had us struggling. 5. What about dream jobs/pursuits? How do we make them real? Should we be aiming higher? - we added this...2018-08-311h 04
The Uncensored MomsEp 44: Can We Talk About _____ ?Tell Us How You Really FeelAfter a recording snafu, we get back on track and immediately ponder... Are we promoting alcoholism with all the “wine o’clock” memes? An instagram account (Laura McKowen) is making Vicki consider just how often we should be perpetuating this mentality. Are you also getting a ton of random phone numbers calling your phone every day? Because we are. We call one of those numbers back to see what the fuss is all about. Can we really make an extra $10-14k more a month, Coach Christi??Book vs. Kindle, where do you st...2018-08-031h 03
The Uncensored MomsEp 41: In Real LifeTell Us How You Really FeelSome weeks we interview inspiring moms, others we talk about Brazilian bikini waxes, the Bachelorette, needless routines/road blocks, and politics as we drink wine by candlelight. It's called balance and it's real life. Grab a glass of your own and gab along with us, won't you? Things we're loving this week: Wet BrushStainless Steel Straws - Michelle bought some from a place called Home & Harvest - Hooray for the environment!****Connect with us on Instagram & Twitter: @theumcastVia email: theumcast@gmail.comLeave Us a Voicemail, Yay!: 442-273-0026Don't forget to subscribe...2018-07-131h 09
The Uncensored MomsEp 37: Cohabitation, Compromise, & FinancesTell Us How You Really FeelMichelle kicks us off with a dramatic freeway incident. Moving in together is exciting and also, surprising? We tell all about our favorite [read: most annoying] examples of adjusting to living with our husbands. But fear not, we have ideas on how to keep your cool and come out the other side a happy roommate. Combining spaces makes combining finances necessary. This is how we’ve done it in the past and how we still do it today. Aaaaaand then the conversation just turns into a credit card vice confessional. Real life, y’...2018-06-151h 03
The Uncensored MomsEp 35: In Which 2 Year Olds Make Us CryTell Us How You Really FeelMichelle's oldest child is now 2 years old and has morphed into an unrecognizable tyrant. It's scaring her. Can you relate? Let's talk it out together.****Connect with us on Instagram & Twitter: @theumcastVia email: theumcast@gmail.comLeave Us a Voicemail, Yay!: 442-273-0026Don't forget to subscribe to us on iTunes, rate and review. And if you like what you heard, tell a friend or two or ten! Thank you so much for listening and following along with us. We really appreciate this little community of ours. And by ours, we mean us...2018-06-0130 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 34: ShitshowTell Us How You Really FeelIn which we discuss: Moms have Bad Days tooPotty Training FailsGetting to the Gym with KidsPets with Kids - Michelle once had a hamster, there’s a storyThe tradition of milestone parties - are they worth it? When do you know when you’re DONE having babies?- This episode is unedited and there are children talking and there is a bathroom moment. You are welcome. - Dentist Nightmares with KidsSome REAL LIFE TEXT MESSAGE conversations with the husbands and how perhaps, we’re slightly more dramatic than we like to admit…Are we t...2018-05-2558 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 33: Stop Giving A FuckTell Us How You Really FeelTopics we discuss, in mostly chronological order: Being IN certain stages of parenthood and being OUT, like way outPotty TrainingNanny Searches and how Michelle found onePMS is a real thing and a bit of period/menstrual cup discussionsCursing in front of your kids/in publicTherapy - Yay or Nay?Finding what makes you HAPPY - Letting go of things that DON’T A quote from Lena Waithe as our new mantra: “What women have to do to really tap into their power, is to stop giving a fuck.” AMEN Lena. Things we’re lovin...2018-05-181h 04
The Uncensored MomsEp 30: My Kids Are Not The Center Of My UniverseTell Us How You Really FeelDoes that title make you say, “duh!” or does it make you think, “blasphemy, traitorous mothers!" ?? Either way, we're diving into being a human apart from your kids and how we're navigating our way through that delicate, mixed emotions minefield. Vicki talks about the transition to being a SAHM and Michelle tells it as the WAHM - is there life after kids? Let's find out together! Connect with us here. Instagram & Twitter: @theumcastEmail: theumcast@gmail.comVoicemail: 442-273-0026We're @vickichristine and @mishlove and we're so happy you're here. If you enjoy this podcas...2018-04-2048 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 26: Mail Day!Tell Us How You Really FeelThis week we go back to our mail bag and respond to listener feedback. Michelle explains the wonder of Chiropractic care. And we introduce a new segment we're calling "Things We're Loving", in which we share...you guessed it, things we're currently loving. Topics and Past Episodes we discuss are: *Sexual Fluidity from episode 23*Psychics, Mediums, and the afterlife from episode 24*How often do you wash your hair from episode 22*Having the sex talk with kids from episode 6Hit us up!socially @theumcaston da email: theumcast@gmail.comcall our hotline and leave...2018-03-2347 min
The Uncensored MomsMini Ep 2: A Very Uncensored Birth StoryTell Us How You Really FeelMichelle had a baby! Hear her tell the birth story in true UMcast style, extreme detail. And as a special treat, a few HoonTime tidbits for your weekend. Follow us @theumcasttheumcast@gmail.comVoicemail Box: 442-273-0026Support the showFor more details, make sure you're subscribed to our email list!Join the UMclub****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcast Slide into our email: theumcast@gmail.com Send us a voice or text message here! Like and Subscribe on YouTube: www.youtube...2018-03-1634 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 24: We Stand with ParklandTell Us How You Really FeelThe Parkland shooting has been on our minds a lot and so this week, we're speaking up. It's a serious topic and we have a lot to say but we manage to fit in some fun segues too, like a new segment we're calling Hoon Hour...though it's not an hour so the name still needs work. Michelle weighs in on this season's The Bachelor, we review last week's poll results on "Who's Hotter", and a story from the afterlife! Follow @everytown and @marchforourlives - they're an inspiring bunch.theumcast@gmail.comInstagram...2018-02-2350 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 21: "They Don't Have Porn On YouTube"Tell Us How You Really FeelDo you youtube? We have some thoughts on that. It's been over a year since the inauguration and we interviewed a Tr**p voter (someone very close to us) to see how she feels today. We play a Jesus song game, because yeah, that's a thing. Ever wonder if we're all just going to screw up our kids? Michelle says not to worry. Can you relate to the laundry cycle from hell? We try to solve the case of the stinky jeans. And as a result of our awesome first hotline voicemail...2018-01-2648 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 20: The EX FilesTell Us How You Really FeelThis week we are diving deep into the EX files with why we started the relationships, the ugly (read: destructive) patterns we kept repeating, and the final straws that broke the fairytale's back. We chat a little about what our dealbreakers would be nowadays and what we'd do if we ever had to date again. Spoiler, Michelle is gonna need some pep talkin'. Come, commiserate with us. AND, you can now call or text us with comments, questions, or feedback - we take all kinds. Dial 442-273-0026 - Save it to...2018-01-1957 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 19: Remember Dry HumpingTell Us How You Really FeelFull disclosure, this is not an entire episode about dry humping but it does come up for a good while and good luck understanding anything we say after that because holy shit, that is a funny blast from the past. We do chat about our being women of color - did it affect our childhood? How does it affect us today? Is Michelle really a woman of color? The jury is still out. Perhaps you can tell us the answer by calling OUR NEW VOICEMAIL INBOX!! Seriously, it's 1994 again and we're leaving...2018-01-1257 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 17: ControversialishTell Us How You Really FeelIn what may turn out to be our most controversial episode yet, fingers crossed, we stumble into a highly uncensored discussion on religion this week. Watch out, ye believers! This one's hot. Michelle makes an indecent proposal. Vicki tells the tale of losing her mind on a shopping trip with her kids and how when she was 16, she was making sex worker jokes. We profess our love and admiration for Howard Stern. And Michelle recommends Easy and Michelle Wolf's comedy special - both on Netflix!Wanna chime in? Let's get uncensored together...2017-12-291h 00
The Uncensored MomsEp 14: Mom Guilt, Be GoneTell Us How You Really FeelTo the never ending sources of mom guilt, we say, "ugh, can we not?" This week's challenge shall be to rid ourselves of all the mom guilt we endure and to lift up our fellow moms in their moments of despair! Ok, cool. Also, our LIVE INSTAGRAM EVENT details are revealed. AND of course, we talk about John Mayer again, and NKOTB, and the Dixie Chicks. We're a music podcast now, ok? Michelle will learn so much!****Connect with us on Instagram & Twitter: @theumcastVia email: theumcast@gmail.comLeave Us a Voicemail, Yay!: 442...2017-12-0845 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 5: Trauma and the PooTell Us How You Really FeelStill processing, in the aftermath of Las Vegas. Parenting plays an important role in fostering a safe, peaceful society and we've got a few thoughts on how to help. Vicki shares a traumatic story, but not before Michelle shares a poop story. And we forgot to say this but, RIP Tom Petty.Support the showFor more details, make sure you're subscribed to our email list!Join the UMclub****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcast Slide into our email: theumcast@gmail.com ...2017-10-0633 min
The Uncensored MomsEp 4: Match.momTell Us How You Really FeelMaking mom friends is a wild, wild west of emotions, fear, judgement, and maybe, hopefully, a happy result or two. The struggle! We've got a lot to say about it and that, of course, leads us to discuss other related and unrelated topics. Michelle grabs a guitar, we talk diarrhea healing affirmations, and Lady Gaga makes a special appearance.Support the showFor more details, make sure you're subscribed to our email list!Join the UMclub****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcast Slide...2017-09-2940 min