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The Life Radio ShowThe Life #451 - Any Random AppendageIt's great to welcome Mike Canestaro back to the show. Mike's here to talk about his movie starting production. As always, check out some Potter's Field for great heavy metal and some other great tunes from St. Mary, St. Michael, The Paint Splats, and Mr. STONEking. We thank them for the musical contributions to the show. Check out The Devil's Apple, a great new book from William R. Morris. Get out to see some shows at Wiley's Comedy Club. For online piano lessons, check out PianoAJ. Tune in next week for more instructions. To reach The Life, email thelife1069...
2021-03-071h 12The Life Radio ShowThrowback Thursday #52 - More Exploding Space BodiesOn this episode, I share the secrets to a great beard with filmmaker Jacob Stuart. We talk about his upcoming film, An Addicting Picture. Mike Canestaro stops in to talk about comedy, books, and Science with Mike. As always, check out some Potter's Field for great heavy metal and some other great tunes from St. Mary, St. Michael, The Paint Splats, and Mr. STONEking. We thank them for the musical contributions to the show. Check out The Devil's Apple, a great new book from William R. Morris. Get out to see some shows at Wiley's Comedy Club. For online pi...
2021-02-041h 12
We Don't Have CookiesWDHC Christmas 2020This week Jason finally returns! Things have been unusually crazy the past month for him. BUT, that will be good news for all of the listeners and you'll learn all about that next week. This week Jason talks to Pete from the Peter & Pete YouTube channel about his friendly rivalry with a long-time guest of the podcast, Mike Canestaro. The podcast's official weatherman, Frankie MacDonald, gives you the weather for the week, talks about what he wants for Christmas and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-WDHC and...
2020-12-2222 min
Ohio Is On Fire250: Make Mike Canestaro Laugh Again (Black Friday 2020)Mike Canestaro returns to OhioIsOnFire for another year of real podcasting during Thanksgiving. We discuss the weird traditions of the Buffalo Bills, how humans were able to get a coronavirus, the science in fighting Covid-19 and the road to returning to normalcy,
Watch his Youtube Series
"Science With Mike" at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjeJaYs-uxA33VtPjblc6eQ
"Dos Dollar Store Dudes" at https://www.youtube.com/user/mickeysbigmouths
Listen to classic ads during this episode to get in the Holliday Spirit!
At the end of the episode, find...
2020-11-2756 minThe Life Radio ShowThrowback Tuesday? - Bonus Episode with Hunter Green (the comic, not the color)Before The Life went on hiatus for a few months, Hunter Green sat in for an interview with Don and guest co-host Mike Canestaro. Hunter was excited to be a part of the show and wanted to share it with his friends that were unable to listen live. Finally, his dreams of sharing can all come true. We welcome The Nurses Guild of Florida as our new sponsor! As always, check out some Potter's Field for great heavy metal and some other great tunes from St. Mary, St. Michael, The Paint Splats, and Mr. STONEking. We thank them for th...
2020-11-1739 minThe Life Radio ShowThrowback Thursday #32 - Morgan Freeman Probably Wouldn't Narrate ThisMike Canestaro is back in the studio again. We talk about his many upcoming projects that he can't really talk about yet and a few that he can. We touch on a bit of everything from movies to comedy to writing to Harambe. Be sure to check out Science with Mike for some fun stuff. You can find his books on Amazon, including his novel, Not Making It. We also have another Just the Tip segment from the guys of Craigslist Book Club. As always, check out some Potter's Field for great heavy metal and some other great tunes from...
2020-10-0100 minThe Life Radio ShowThe Life #395 - We Can Zoom All NightOur good friend Mike Canestaro is back to talk about his projects and the whereabouts of random tomato plants. We welcome The Nurses Guild of Florida as our new sponsor! As always, check out some Potter's Field for great heavy metal and some other great tunes from St. Mary, St. Michael, The Paint Splats, and Mr. STONEking. We thank them for the musical contributions to the show. Check out The Devil's Apple, a great new book from William R. Morris. Get out to see some shows at Wiley's Comedy Club. For online piano lessons, check out PianoAJ. Tune in...
2020-09-2900 min
The Life Radio ShowThrowback Thursday #3 - Sensible Breasts for MenIt's Throwback Thursday time! Mike Canestaro sits in to talk about his new novel, Not Making It. I let him know what he has in common with George Saunders and Leonard Cohen. We discuss sensbile breasts for men. We consider broadcasting the episode from the gym. And Mike lets us know that he's a giver and he's only here to help. As always, check out some Potter's Field for great heavy metal and some other great tunes from St. Mary, St. Michael, The Paint Splats, and Mr. STONEking. We thank them for the musical contributions to the show. Get out to se...
2020-05-0743 min
Ohio Is On Fire208: Mike Canestaro Mingles, Black Friday JinglesDaniel Diesel interviews Comedian/Professor/Inventer/Youtube Star/Book Aurthor Mike Canestaro!
We discuss why he got into science at an early age, his college years in Buffalo, New York, what he thinks people should do to improve as a society and his work in indie movies (hes also an actor). Plus, learn about his new book "Big Trouble in Jackass Flats"
Plus, OH MVP going to Richard Doyle, the King of Ohio Stuff Mushrooms. Also, listen to Daniel's favorite commercial jingles hidden in the episode!
Happy Thanksgiving to the OhioIsOnFire Podcast Community...
2019-11-2949 min
We Don't Have CookiesMikey Squash SeedThis week Jason goes old school and talks to long time guest, comedian Mike Canestaro. They talk about a man who is living on a roof until the Bengals win a game, Jason going water skiing in his yard (kinda), pumpkins and a lot more. Then Frankie MacDonald breaks down this week's weather, plays Trick or Tweet and has a lot to warn you about. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. In case you missed it, listen to the last episode by c...
2019-10-2835 min
We Don't Have CookiesApril Fools Day 2019This week comedian & Facebook user Mike Canestaro returns to the podcast to talk about schools becoming commercialized and Jason's haunted house. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "I Ran Away". Then Uncle Eon returns to discuss the opioid crisis and his comedy career. John the Songman calls in to do what he does best and there is a Fun Fact Factory segment by Chris Doyle. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.
2019-04-0140 minWe Don't Have Cookies3 Year AnniversaryJason celebrates the podcast's 3 year anniversary! The show starts off with clips from the podcast's very first episode's guests Gary Henry & Mama Kate. Then Jason catches up with his good friend, Kenny "Star Maker" Bolin. There is a clip by blind Australian filmmaker gough. The newest contributor to the podcast, Larry Woodstone of the Wood Enthusiasts podcast, calls in to introduce himself to the listeners. There is a clip from Switzerland's unofficial ambassador to the world, Fran Kissling and another by Mike Phirman of the comedy band Hard 'N' Phirm with Chris Hardwick to announce his upcoming appearance on...
2018-08-1044 min
We Don't Have CookiesRhoda Young Reporting Live KLRNRadioThis week Jason is joined by comedian Mike Canestaro along with viral video star and independant news reporter Rhoda Young. First, Mike still can't explain the ballon incident from a few appearances back, they talk about Facebook and Jason plays a song that a listener made for Mike. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "My Facebook Friends" and clips from Rhoda's viral video. Next, Rhoda talks about her love for reporting the news, some incidents that have happened while on the scene and what the future has in store for her. There is a Bad Life Coach...
2018-03-2439 minWe Don't Have CookiesRhoda Young Reporting LiveThis week Jason is joined by comedian Mike Canestaro along with viral video star and independant news reporter Rhoda Young. First, Mike still can't explain the ballon incident from a few appearances back, they talk about Facebook and Jason plays a song that a listener made for Mike. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "My Facebook Friends" and clips from Rhoda's viral video. Next, Rhoda talks about her love for reporting the news, some incidents that have happened while on the scene and what the future has in store for her. There is a Bad Life...
2018-03-1933 minWe Don't Have CookiesThe Christmas 2017 EpisodeOn this episode Jason is joined by all of the 2017 regulars. Benny Mack stops by to let everybody know how he will be spending the holiday in New Zealand. ChooChooStu gets interrupted again by UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn. Mama Kate and Jason crown a Dumb*** of the Year for December. Then Kenny Bolin gives a hint at what the big announcement is that Jason was going to announce on the last episode. There are also special messages by Dan Severn, Dave Nelson, Gary Henry, Mike Canestaro, Kristina Hughes and Frankie MacDonald. The songs on this...
2017-12-2527 minWe Don't Have CookiesFeast of FriendshipJason starts off by apologizing that there is no big show like he had been hyping up all month because he was too sick to prepare one. Mama Kate stops by to talk about how disappointed she is that there is no show and they talk about all of the things that they would have talked about if there was one. Dan Severn says hello. There's a song by the Arrogant Worms called "History is Made by Stupid People". Then Dave Nelson calls to talk about a new segment that they were going to announce today if there was...
2017-11-2344 minWe Don't Have CookiesCookiepoloozaJason is solo this week but keeps his promise from the last show about addressing the music on the show. He does a quick recap of the history of the music on the podcast. Then announces the newest additions to the show, 5 bands from 4 countries. There's the Arrogant Worms from the UK, Arse Full of Chips and Barnaby Griffin from the UK, the Andrew London Trio from New Zealand and the Fighting Mooses from the US. There is a Not For Children Story by Mike Canestaro and a BS Fact by Beej. Wanna contact the show? Send a...
2017-11-2009 minWe Don't Have CookiesgoughThis week Jason is joined by one of the longest running segment contributors and frequent guest, Mike Canestaro. They talk about Mike's various segments, a crazy incident involving both of them after their last podcast together, Jason's recent appearance on the Sketch Comedy Podcast Show as one of Mike's former clients and more. There is a reverse prank call by Eugene Mirman and a Fake Advice for New Comics segment by Dave Nelson. After the break, Jason is joined by the owner of Beernuts Productions, gough. He is the only blind man to write, edit, produce, direct and star i...
2017-11-1342 minWe Don't Have CookiesSolar Eclipse of the HeartJason is back and so is the curse! He talks about why there is no guest this week, his wedding anniversary, how he met his wife, the solar eclipse, his daughter's school being cancelled, the stand up show and more! This week's segments are a song by Chad Neidt called "The Pros and Cons of Marriage, Fake Advice for New Comics by Dave Nelson and a reverse phone call by Mike Canestaro as Betty Sue. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like t...
2017-08-2114 min
We Don't Have CookiesEpisode 150: The 2 Year Anniversary ShowJason celebrates the two year anniversary of the podcast! This episode is packed with songs, clips, unaired audio and more from people around the US and 5 other countries. As Jason recaps the year, he starts off by talking with his monthly co-host Benny Mack. He announces some new live streaming content on Periscope and Twitch. There's audio from the pre-show of Marshall Law 2: Mama Kate v. ChooChooStu. Stu and the guys at Cave Crew Radio chime in. There is a battle rap from Epic Rap Battles of History between J.R.R. Tolkien and George R.R. Martin. Jason...
2017-07-311h 24We Don't Have CookiesThe Realest MCThis week Jason continues bringing on guests who have meant a lot to the podcast over the past two years with Mike Canestaro. Mike has been on the podcast more than anybody over the past year besides Mama Kate and has supplied a wide variety of segments for the show. They start off by talking about Mike live streaming at home and at work, Jason playing Father Time in a sketch on the Sketch Comedy Podcast Show which hasn't been released yet, acceptable strip club food, a Texas man getting trapped inside an ATM and more! This week's segments...
2017-07-171h 01We Don't Have CookiesMission ManThis week Jason sits down with hip hop artist Mission Man. Comedian, actor, author and Facebook user, Mike Canestaro first introduced Mission Man's music to Jason and he couldn't wait to have him on the show. Mission Man talks about his first gig inside a cd store, working with Henrique Couto, sings a verse of his song "Do What You Love" and more! They also talk about a crazy driver in Florida and a dum**** in Texas. This weeks segments were by Epic Rap Battles of History and Dave Nelson with Fake Advice For New Comics. Wanna c...
2017-05-2932 minWe Don't Have CookiesBack In TimeThis week Jason talks to comedian, actor, author and Facebook user Mike Canestaro. Recently Mike had an issue with a previous guest who was his former client. Mike talks about some issues that they had in the past leading up to a recent event that caused Mike to block him on the social media platform that he holds so dear. Mike also gives some advice to aspiring comedians and talks about the "naughty corner" folder he created while booking the open mic at a local comedy club. Check out all of Mike's comedy albums and books on...
2017-05-0826 minWe Don't Have CookiesForrest MarshallThis week Mama Kate stops by to talk about God's purge on Jason's life every 7 years, he won't give anybody his phone number, an amazing show at Diesel (which will be on the feed Thursday or Monday), a kid in Missouri had a poop themed birthday party, Jason wants a new cell phone, horoscope sign dates were changed a few years ago without Jason's knowledge or consent, a massage parlor pipes bust which leads to them being busted for prostitution and more! This week's segments were Totally From UK Today, aka Totally FUKT, with ChooChoo Stu and...
2017-04-1755 minWe Don't Have CookiesBed Bugs & Betty SueThis week comedian, actor, author and Facebook user Mike Canestaro stops by to talk about smoking bed bugs, webcam spammers, his upcoming segment for the show, Katz Lounge and answers a question from the last guest. They also talk about Jason's trip to the Gem City Comic Con, a Facebook video of a police officer in Wisconsin talking to somebody who claimed to be from the IRS threatening to have him arrested and a man who was caught hanging upside down by his pants at a school in Arizona. Song by Epic Rap Battles of Histroy, click...
2017-04-0340 minWe Don't Have CookiesSweet '16The show is back! Jason's first guest for 2017 is comedian Mike Canestaro. They talk about Jason not using Facebook, using virtual reality glasses in the bathroom, booking stand up shows, Father Time, and more! There is also a song by comedian and Tonight Show writer Murray Valeriano. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here. Check out Mike Canestaro's merchandise on Amazon by clicking here.
2017-01-1657 min
We Don't Have CookiesComedy at DieselJason intro's this bonus episode to thank all of the people involved in the podcast's first stand up comedy show. Mama Kate kicked off the show, Mike Morris hosted, Adrian Miller and Carla Goldbusch performed and Mike Canestaro headlined. The show was held at Diesel in Springfield, Ohio. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here.
2016-12-081h 20
We Don't Have CookiesCar CastThis week Jason is doing the show from his car outside of the first We Don't Have Cookies stand up show. It's a quick episode where Mama Kate and Mike Canestaro stop by before the show to talk about the show which will hopefully be up on the podcast feed in the near future. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Check out Jason as the guest on the Sea of Madness podcast by clicking here.
2016-12-0510 min
We Don't Have CookiesParandicularThis week Jason talks to comedian, actor, author and Facebook user Mike Canestaro. They start off by wondering who won the US Presidential election because nobody seems to be talking about it. They talk about the release of Mike's new book called Not Making It, they went over the book in depth on Mike's last appearance that you can hear by clicking here. They talk about a man who wrote a one sentence long novel and won an award and ideas for Mike's next book. The National Toy Hall of Fame creates controversy by inducting bubble wrap which beat o...
2016-11-1444 min
We Don't Have CookiesUncle Eon TimeThis week Jason talks to Uncle Eon. Uncle Eon is an elderly comedian who is definitely a real person. He has been through a lot in his day and is more than willing to tell you all about it. He's had his mustache fall off on stage, dealt with a horrible manager and may or may not have been kissed on the face by a human woman after a show. He's not a father despite having plenty of time to do so. Special thanks to Mike Canestaro...for no particular reason. Wanna contact the show? S...
2016-09-2641 min
We Don't Have CookiesHappy Birthday JasonWe Don't Have Cookies invaded The Life once again, this time it was for Jason's birthday! Drama, last minute cancellations and audio issues led Jason and to wonder if the show was cursed. The lead guest cancelled last minute which led to them stumbling through for a little bit (just skip ahead until the 5 minute mark to miss the poor audio and rambling) until Mike Morris joined the show to read a eulogy for Jason. A new sponsor was announced for the podcast, Black Rifle Coffee Co, they are owned and operated by Special Forces veterans and make strong...
2016-06-131h 16We Don't Have CookiesAmmonia & BeardsThis week on The Life, Don forgot to record the show at the beginning, Jason was late and guest Mike Canestaro was great, so nothing new. Actually, before the show was recorded there was an extensive discussion about Don shaving his beard for job training that involved ammonia. Don't worry, there are tons of call backs to the part of the show that is missing. Mike reads a couple of short stories from one of his books, talks about his experiences riding his bicycle, a past show (click here to check that show out) and future projects. They also...
2016-05-1257 min
We Don't Have CookiesPolice & PizzaThis week Jason is joined by Mama Kate
just in time for Mother's Day. They talk about getting pulled over,
bad jokes, ghosts, dead people, pizza...you know...real funny
stuff. This weeks segments are Not For Children Stories by Mike
Canestaro and a song called "Insulin" by Mike
O'Connell.
Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or
call 929-266-WDHC (9432) and leave a voicemail.
Check out Mike Canestaro's books and other items on Amazon by
clicking here.
Please visit the website and use the Amazon affiliate link at
the...
2016-05-0246 min
We Don't Have CookiesJenkem & The Food PyramidThis week Jason is joined by the host of The Life, Don Smith. They talk about The Life being 106.9 WWSU's show of the week, Andy Bowman is alright and video games. Then the show goes off of the rails when the subject of jenkem comes up. A new segment by Mike Canestaro debuts this week! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Don't forget to visit the podcast's website by clicking here. Check out Mike Canestaro's stuff on Amazon and buy it...
2016-04-2540 min
We Don't Have CookiesChairs & InnuendosThis week on The Life, Don and Jason are joined by Mike Canestaro and Jimmy Mallas. Mike talks about how his dad isn't dead, books he's written, what material the studio desk is made of and a chair he found. Jimmy talks about his experiences in comedy, his friend Kristen Lundberg and his new business. Jimmy begins talking about his new business at 50:56 and at 1:00:36 the show completely derails. Please tell your friends and spread the word, the show can't grow without your support. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929...
2016-03-311h 10
We Don't Have CookiesThe Life: Happy PandaThe Life is back! Don Smith and Jason talk to comedian Mike Canestaro about writing, read horoscopes, go over a few strange news stories and more. (At 15:05 you can hear a human man walk right into the studio window) Pandy Kauffman came in to talk about his life as a panda, Mike Canestaro bailing on him as a manager and his upcoming comedy show. Next in the studio, making his radio debut was Uncle Eon. They talked about his wife, his previous career choice and getting into comedy. Wanna contact the show or have an impression request fo...
2016-01-181h 33
We Don't Have CookiesThe Life: Pimps and PigmenThis week on The Life Don Smith and Jason Marshall were joined by comedienne Karen Jaffe. They talk about a pimp who mows grass on the side, take a phone call from Mike Canestaro, talk about prior interactions with the police, discuss Canadian cheese problems and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to Jason@wedonthavecookies.com Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/we-dont-have-cookies/id1027608985?mt=2 Subscribe, rate and review on Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/we-dont-have-cookies Subscribe on TuneIn Radio: tunein.com/rad...
2015-12-031h 33
We Don't Have CookiesWDHC Invades The LifeOn this special episode We Don't Have Cookies invades the airwaves and takes over The Life, recorded live in studio the day before Thanksgiving. Jason sat back and talked to callers as Don Smith manned the phone lines and Keith from the Sea of Madness podcast hung out in the studio off mic. It's a packed show filled with callers and announcements. Mike Canestaro talks about his client Father Time and how his career in management is taking off. Holly calls in, she's now the person who intros the show among other things. Mama Kate discusses breaking her leg, a Ch...
2015-11-301h 28
We Don't Have CookiesThe Life: Father Time's Poop ShowThis week on The Life with Don Smith and Jason Marshall talked with comedian extraordinaire Father Time and his manager extraordinaire Mike Canestaro. They discuss how Father Time got his stage name, getting into comedy and his favorite moments from the stage. Mike walks us through his transition from comedian into managing his various clients. They discuss some strange news stories and Father Time has to stop himself a few times from telling stories he can't tell on the radio. Don't worry though, Father Time will be on the next podcast and you don't want to miss him uncensored. Subscrib...
2015-10-291h 25
We Don't Have CookiesHenrique the UniqueThis week Jason is joined by movie director Henrique Couto. The two met on The Life, the episode of that radio show is in the podcast achieves. They talk about a his life as a director, funny stories from the movie sets, his very unique look, viewing himself as carny trash and more. They played Jinx and you won't believe what number Henrique picked, okay, you probably will since there are only two choices. This weeks segments are First Impression with Mark Ofuji, Funky Facts with Mike Canestaro and the Weather Warning from Last Week with Frankie MacDonald.
2015-10-1259 min
We Don't Have CookiesSunrise SurpriseThis week Jason is joined by his friend Brittany, you will recognize her voice if you have listened to the show before. They talk about working together, go more in depth on the movie situation, talk about the show's segments, strange news stories and more. They get sidetracked a few times for 20-30 minutes and talk about a lot of things that just couldn't be included on the show, so enjoy the elevator music! (the elevator music is not 20-30 minutes) This week Jason was also a guest on the Sea of Madness podcast on the episode Oculus, please check...
2015-10-0557 min
We Don't Have CookiesThe Life with Henrique Couto and Mike CanestaroOn this episode of The Life on 106.9 WWSU Don and Jason are joined by film maker Henrique Couto and comedian Mike Canestaro. The discuss film making, getting over the fear of failing, robbing just one bank, old people love to reminisce about killing things and talk about a listeners name. It was Jason's first time as an unofficial co-host of the show!
Want to e-mail the show? Send it to Jason@wedonthavecookies
2015-09-251h 33